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THIS MINK IF Vfc)U FROM NINE TO FIVE Sure s budget tells you where ' doesn't stop it MV WlliRAklDtUFD ftiiwA DONY6IVE HlAUTAkSE?l By Jo Fischer every cent goat from going. Iv Chle Young By V. T. HAMLIN 1 . 6V.EET DKEAMS HE?, I -1 Philosopher Boyle Gives Tips To New Bridegroom Of June By HAL BOYLE NEW YORK (rtt Tips by the poor man's philosopher to t young June bridegroom: Well, my boy, if you hope for quick success in marriage today you're going to have to make a sharp break with the past. Don't try to be the king in your kitchennette. Man has tried through the ages to rule his roost by force and ended up just a mouse around the house. This is because he has never been able to make his muscle match women's indo mitable will, her soft insistence on having her own way. The thing to do is to confuse her, worry her into a position where she 11 spend the rest of her life trying to make you happy. You must remember that you RADIO SERVICING Hansen's Radio Service. Sutherlin. 3adio Doctors. Phono 491 -J. pickup and delivery. Free PLUMBING oe M Johnson, plumbing and repair. 426 W Douglas St. Ph. 389-J. Vce Plumblno Co., 915 Garden Vol ley Rd Bus. phone 530-R-5 Res. phon. I49-R.3. Xier-Crooch Plumbing Co. 316 Mill. Phon. 1242-R. Harris P umblng & Heating Co., SOS South Stephens Ph I2B0. Coen Supply Co. Phone 121. Terp's Plumbing. Phone 1579. HEATING R. Ritzman Heating Co., hot water and steam, oil burners. 1 703 Brawn. Phone 1066-J. WASHING MACHINE SERVICE Washing Machine Servlcj. Rusty's Ap pliance Repair, J 1 1) N. JocKson. Ph. 1003-R. J. E Newberry's Washing Machine Senice. 102 W Commercial Ave nue Phone 1015-R. ELECTRICIANS Ace F'.ctrtc. P- Tie 1478-L DuFresne Electric. Ph. 104. FLOOR COVERING F. & W. Floor Covering, 327 S. Steph ens. Phone 1478-R. Philip M. Durnam, Floor Covering. 566 W. Oak. Phona 1336-J. Floors Laid, Sanded and Finished. Don Carlson. Ph. 102-R-3. Floors Sanded and Finished. Leslie Pfaft. Ph. 1573-R. FIRE EXTINGUISHER SERVICE Fire Equipment Co., 220 N. Main. Glenn n. laylor. pn. I4JJ-K. ROSEBURG PAVING CO. Asphalt Paving t Custom Blading Office: 634 S. Main Tclephon MO-R Tr EitlmatM 'Bill Lossiter R. G. LAMBETH Residential and Commercial Construction and Remodeling Any six 10b. Melrete Rt. o fl-E Phone 1444-R UMPQUA CABINET SHOP Custom mad Counters, Shelves, Fixtures, Kitchen Cabinets Phone 1567-L 2040 N. Stephens Roseburg, Oe DESBIENS & SCHAFER GENERAL CEMENT CONTRACTORS AH TypM Ccmnt Work Side w Iks, Orlvewava, Floori Phon 42-R-l Phone ISft-R-a ESTIMATES GIVEK Box 21 A Rt S Patloi and Foundation! IF Y0K PAPER HAS NOT ARRIVED BY 6:15 P. M. PHONE 100 are going into marriage complete ly unprepared. But she has been warned by her mother: "He'll try to boss you dear. So you put the beast in his place right at the start." The best thing you can do is to do the unexpected. Crush her with loving kindness. Bring her flow ers every day from work and greet her with a kiss. Den't Let Htr De A Thing Don't let her lift her finger around the house. You do all ihe chores. You wash the windows, scrub the bathroom floor, run the cleaner, gallop to the grocery store. Do as much of the cooking as you can. And, above all, insist on washing the dishes and drying them all by yourself. "No dishpan hands for my little ysioess PLASTERING BUNDY & SUTTON FREE ESTIMATES PH. 1798 CONSTRUCTION TODD BUILDING CO. 904 S. Stephens Ph. 1730 Excavating Road 3uilding Shale Rock Immediate Delivery. , Carry-All Tractor Shoveli Bulldoxert. Hour or Contract 200 S. Pin Ph. 1486-J LEE M0RTENSEN, INC. Ed T. Miller Well Drilling Rt. 2, Box 380 Garden Valley Krid Phone 441-R-3 Roseburg CONTRACT PAINTING Home Decorari, g Paper hanging PAJNTINeJ A.MO DECOMIINO ' ICONTOACIOGS V AMEMCA JACK PRESTON 504 S. Stephens Ph. 626-Y Carl P. Tallon Excavating Contractor Shale rock for Immediate delivery. Shovel, Trucks, Bulldozer, Patrol Blade, Back Hoe, For Hire. Roods built ond rocked by hour or contract. 2340 N. Stephens Ph. 499 R-4 PAINTING Painting Contractors DECORATING , CONTCACTDP1 AMERICA , Commercial and Home Decorating All Work Guaranteed Douglas Paint & Hard 'are Co. 906 S Stephens Phone 964-J HARGIS ELECTRIC Specialists Radio, Refrigeration, Household Appliance Sarvice. 20 Years Experience All Work Guaranteed 111 E. Coil St. Phone 944 HENRY H. MILLER Excavating & Rood Building Contractor 1409 Willow St. Phono 1801-J Wt sell hal bar run, river rock ond river loam. Mill ponds cleaned ond dredged. Shovel, Bulldozer, Air CompreMor, Crone. Dragline, Dump Tnjckt by hour or contract. ee estimotev Furniture & Rug Cleaning Uphotitering Restyling, Remodeling. Repairs 'lip Covert. Dependable Maintenance Service tor Office & Residence. Houie Cleaning, Renovating Window Cleaning EXPERT FURNITURE CLEANERS Wed.. June 21, 1950 The News-Review, Roseburg, Ore. 5 darling," you can tell her. Naturally she'll be comparing I you critically to her own father. ' She'll be lonesome for her mother, ; loo. So don't bring your own noisy j friends home. Invite her parents uvcr lur uiiiner ai icasi live nignis a week. Then belt her old man with mar tinis until he starts spilling ashes all over the rug and telling the same bragging stories your wife has heard since she was in kinder garten. When your mother-in-Mw comes into the kitchen and sniffs that the place is a mess, just ans wer humbly: i "I'm sorry. I do the very best I can, monthcr-in-law dear." It won't take your wife long to decide that her old man had better do his drinking in his own home. And she isn't going to let any other woman even her mothe boss you around. She'll get rid of them. By now she knows she is practi cally useless, and guilt sweeps over Directory AUTHORIZED Guaranteed Applionc Repairs MAYTAG & N0RGE Sales and Service Bergh's Appliance Nrr. Haytaf AppHanea ani Bamllton Clothca Dryara ISftO 8ath fttashena larTtrlna All Hakai Huhiri Phana SOS Koaabarf, Oragai SHALE RIVER LOAM Dc'ivered Shovels Traxcava tor Bulldozer Drogline 'ackhoe Crane Compressi - Tucks Looqina Roads Butlt and Rocked. Mill Ponds Cleaned Basements Dug. Rental or Contract S. M. Crttes Company P. O. Box 952 Office East 2nd Ave. South Phone 13h6-J Residence Phone 930-R-2 Tool Rentals Floor Sanders, Edgers, Belt & Disc Sanders, Concrete Mixers, Power Trowels, Concreto Vibrators, Wheel Barrows, Lighting Plants. Paint Spray HDutflts,' Skilsaws, Drills, Air Comores- rars, Jack Hammers ond Hydraulic lacks. Call us. We may have lust what you need. Osbun Electric & Equip. Co. 847 S. Stephens Phone I 108-R CEMENT CONTRACTING ED FUCHS All lypn af canard work and flnlihlnr- Thraa yrara looally In bailneaa Frea Kill mat fa Ph. Rcildanc 1415-J DARBY AM1) FOSTER Excavating Contractors Shale rock tor immediate delivery. Shovels, backhos dragline, trucks, bulldozers, compressors for hire by t contract or hour. Phone for free estimotes. Forest Service Road, west ol Landis Iron Works. Phones 1 152-R or 991 -R H. T. REBER Building Contractor Alio cement St ituccn l.ane or mall Job Free eittmatei MELROSE & SHENANDOAH Phone 102-R-2 Get Those PROPANE AND BUTANE bottles refilled ot the Myen Oil Co. Highway 99 and Garden Valley Road. Also Heaters, Hot Plates and Supplies. Nelson & Pyle Woodworking Co. Windows, Sash, and Frames Mill and Moihxr Phona 1242-J SEITZ & MeTAGGART Better Home Construction Lot us build your homa, or help you with th. plans. Fraa Etttmat.s. Ph. 1033-Y or 1577 R-3 "Individualized Floors , of Beautility." O Inltl. I.lnol.nm Cirpttins - Rnhbr Til. r Atph.ll Ttl rormic. Top. it Vrnrtt.n Blinds FREE ESTIMATES FLOOR COVERING 222 W. Oik Phon 341 he. And she is weary of your per petual, cloying affection. "Don't you have a hobby like other men?" she demands. "I used to like to go bowling or play poker," you say. "But you are my hobby now, my dove. I wouldn't know what to do with my self if I went out without you." You have her on the ropes now, and it is time for the clincher. Let her come into the living room a tew times and discover you lying on the sofa, weeping silently. When she asks you what's the matter. Just mumble bravely: "Oh, nothing, nothing. Just my silly old nerves, I guess." That does it. She is completely frustrated. Before long she will be courting you trying her best to please you. She will insist on do ing all the housework herself. She will buy you pretty clothes. She will fork over money and force you to go out -and spend evenings with the boys. PRINTING PROMPT, EFFICIENT DEPENDABLE SERVICE ROSEBURG PRINTING CO. - Corner Cass ond Sheridan Phone 943 INLAID LINOLEUM Sales and installation of all types of floor covering. F & W Floor Covering Co. Ph. 1 478-R 327 S. Steohens Tile baths, thowers. courier tops. store fronts, etc. Beautiful colors, last ing service not a substitute. Chrome bound shower doors, sliding tub doors, non-slip, ceramic floors. Residential and Industrial Installations. P. O. Box 1281 Ph. 1606-J-5 Byron Powell W -nraaj Ueneral Electric HEATING Tnver'c Heating and I Uier 5 -seet Meta Works 314 W. Cass Phone 1S41 THE KIRBY COMPANY OF ROSEBURG 113 West lit Ave., North Phone 450-J SALES & SERVICE . AIR-WAY SANITIZOR SALES I SERVICE 948 S. Jackson New Ph. 1795-J, or 930-J-4 Roi.burg Division TRUCKS FOR RENT You Drive Move Yourself Save Vi Long or Sri t Trips Bee Hive Truck Rental 736 S. Stephens Phone 1436-J Beaver Transport Lumber and Heavy Hauling Ph. 1793-J or 11 66-J FURNACES Roseburg Sheet Metal pmi Lennox S23 N. Jackson Hatcher Construction Co. All Types of Construction Remodel and Repair Jobs Nothing Down Free Estimates 1530 Hill St. Phone 1408-R TRUCKS FOR RENT You drive or we drive Call 1538 Adair's Parking Lot Main ond Washington Flegel Transfer & Storage Co. IF YOUR PAPER HAS NOT ARRIVED BY 6:15 P.M. PHONE 100 v 1 - mm? i 1395 Umpquo Ph. V80-T Free Pickup Free 'i motes