Sea Bird
HORIZONTAL
1,8 Depicted
European
aquatic bird
12 Interstices
13 Shinto portal
14 Container
15 Sultan's decree
. 17 Burmese
demon
18 Exists
19 Tanglet
21 Niton
(symbol)
22 Granular snow
24 Spanish coin
26 Metric unit
27 Gaelic
28 Engineering
degree (ab.)
29 Measure of
area
30 While
31 Parent
32 Matthew (ab.)
34 Engrave
.37 Curved
molding
38 It is not
i 39 Laughter
: sound
I 40 School "books
1 46 Comparative
p suffix
i 47 Eucharistic
wine vessel
49 Gaze fixedly
50 Noah's son
(Bib.)
51 It belongs to
the genus
Argentatus
.53 Bewilder
55 Doctrines
56 Properties
VERTICAL .
1 Owning
2 Rubber
3 Soak flax
4 Artificial
language
5 Russian town
6 Japanese city
7 Equipment
8 Depart
9 Footed vase
10 Twining
plants
11 Small
13 Golf device
16 Deciliter (ab.)
19 School session
20 Visionaries
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33 Lizards. 48 Limb
35 Fold 50 Mean house
36 Greek deity 52 Pronoun
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Philosopher Boyle Gives Tips
To New Bridegroom Of June
By HAL BOYLE
NEW YORK (rtt Tips by the
poor man's philosopher to t young
June bridegroom:
Well, my boy, if you hope for
quick success in marriage today
you're going to have to make a
sharp break with the past.
Don't try to be the king in your
kitchennette. Man has tried through
the ages to rule his roost by force
and ended up just a mouse
around the house. This is because
he has never been able to make
his muscle match women's indo
mitable will, her soft insistence
on having her own way.
The thing to do is to confuse
her, worry her into a position where
she 11 spend the rest of her life
trying to make you happy.
You must remember that you
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oe M Johnson, plumbing and repair.
426 W Douglas St. Ph. 389-J.
Vce Plumblno Co., 915 Garden Vol
ley Rd Bus. phone 530-R-5 Res.
phon. I49-R.3.
Xier-Crooch Plumbing Co. 316 Mill.
Phon. 1242-R.
Harris P umblng & Heating Co., SOS
South Stephens Ph I2B0.
Coen Supply Co. Phone 121.
Terp's Plumbing. Phone 1579.
HEATING
R. Ritzman Heating Co., hot water
and steam, oil burners. 1 703
Brawn. Phone 1066-J.
WASHING MACHINE SERVICE
Washing Machine Servlcj. Rusty's Ap
pliance Repair, J 1 1) N. JocKson.
Ph. 1003-R.
J. E Newberry's Washing Machine
Senice. 102 W Commercial Ave
nue Phone 1015-R.
ELECTRICIANS
Ace F'.ctrtc. P- Tie 1478-L
DuFresne Electric. Ph. 104.
FLOOR COVERING
F. & W. Floor Covering, 327 S. Steph
ens. Phone 1478-R.
Philip M. Durnam, Floor Covering.
566 W. Oak. Phona 1336-J.
Floors Laid, Sanded and Finished. Don
Carlson. Ph. 102-R-3.
Floors Sanded and Finished. Leslie
Pfaft. Ph. 1573-R.
FIRE EXTINGUISHER SERVICE
Fire Equipment Co., 220 N. Main.
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Office: 634 S. Main
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Phone 1567-L
2040 N. Stephens Roseburg, Oe
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Phon 42-R-l Phone ISft-R-a
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IF Y0K
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are going into marriage complete
ly unprepared. But she has been
warned by her mother:
"He'll try to boss you dear. So
you put the beast in his place right
at the start."
The best thing you can do is to
do the unexpected. Crush her with
loving kindness. Bring her flow
ers every day from work and
greet her with a kiss.
Den't Let Htr De A Thing
Don't let her lift her finger
around the house. You do all ihe
chores. You wash the windows,
scrub the bathroom floor, run the
cleaner, gallop to the grocery store.
Do as much of the cooking as
you can. And, above all, insist on
washing the dishes and drying
them all by yourself.
"No dishpan hands for my little
ysioess
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Immediate Delivery. ,
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Bulldoxert.
Hour or Contract
200 S. Pin Ph. 1486-J
LEE M0RTENSEN, INC.
Ed T. Miller
Well Drilling
Rt. 2, Box 380
Garden Valley Krid
Phone 441-R-3
Roseburg
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Carl P. Tallon
Excavating Contractor
Shale rock for Immediate
delivery.
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Patrol Blade, Back Hoe,
For Hire.
Roods built ond rocked by
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Radio, Refrigeration, Household
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HENRY H. MILLER
Excavating & Rood Building
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1409 Willow St.
Phono 1801-J
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darling," you can tell her.
Naturally she'll be comparing
I you critically to her own father.
' She'll be lonesome for her mother,
; loo. So don't bring your own noisy
j friends home. Invite her parents
uvcr lur uiiiner ai icasi live nignis
a week.
Then belt her old man with mar
tinis until he starts spilling ashes
all over the rug and telling the
same bragging stories your wife
has heard since she was in kinder
garten. When your mother-in-Mw
comes into the kitchen and sniffs
that the place is a mess, just ans
wer humbly: i
"I'm sorry. I do the very best
I can, monthcr-in-law dear."
It won't take your wife long to
decide that her old man had better
do his drinking in his own home.
And she isn't going to let any other
woman even her mothe boss
you around. She'll get rid of them.
By now she knows she is practi
cally useless, and guilt sweeps over
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Drogline 'ackhoe Crane
Compressi - Tucks
Looqina Roads Butlt and Rocked.
Mill Ponds Cleaned Basements
Dug.
Rental or Contract
S. M. Crttes Company
P. O. Box 952
Office East 2nd Ave. South
Phone 13h6-J
Residence Phone 930-R-2
Tool Rentals
Floor Sanders, Edgers, Belt & Disc
Sanders, Concrete Mixers, Power
Trowels, Concreto Vibrators, Wheel
Barrows, Lighting Plants. Paint Spray
HDutflts,' Skilsaws, Drills, Air Comores-
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lacks. Call us. We may have lust
what you need.
Osbun Electric & Equip. Co.
847 S. Stephens Phone I 108-R
CEMENT CONTRACTING
ED FUCHS
All lypn af canard work and
flnlihlnr- Thraa yrara looally
In bailneaa
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Shale rock tor immediate
delivery.
Shovels, backhos dragline, trucks,
bulldozers, compressors for hire by
t contract or hour.
Phone for free estimotes.
Forest Service Road, west ol
Landis Iron Works.
Phones 1 152-R or 991 -R
H. T. REBER
Building Contractor
Alio cement St ituccn l.ane or
mall Job Free eittmatei
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Phone 102-R-2
Get Those PROPANE AND
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Myen Oil Co.
Highway 99 and Garden Valley
Road.
Also Heaters, Hot Plates and
Supplies.
Nelson & Pyle
Woodworking Co.
Windows, Sash, and Frames
Mill and Moihxr Phona 1242-J
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Better Home Construction
Lot us build your homa, or help you
with th. plans.
Fraa Etttmat.s.
Ph. 1033-Y or 1577 R-3
"Individualized Floors ,
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it Vrnrtt.n Blinds
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he. And she is weary of your per
petual, cloying affection.
"Don't you have a hobby like
other men?" she demands.
"I used to like to go bowling
or play poker," you say. "But you
are my hobby now, my dove. I
wouldn't know what to do with my
self if I went out without you."
You have her on the ropes now,
and it is time for the clincher. Let
her come into the living room a tew
times and discover you lying on
the sofa, weeping silently. When
she asks you what's the matter.
Just mumble bravely:
"Oh, nothing, nothing. Just my
silly old nerves, I guess."
That does it. She is completely
frustrated. Before long she will be
courting you trying her best to
please you. She will insist on do
ing all the housework herself. She
will buy you pretty clothes. She
will fork over money and force you
to go out -and spend evenings with
the boys.
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F & W Floor Covering Co.
Ph. 1 478-R 327 S. Steohens
Tile baths, thowers. courier tops.
store fronts, etc. Beautiful colors, last
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non-slip, ceramic floors. Residential
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P. O. Box 1281 Ph. 1606-J-5
Byron Powell
W -nraaj Ueneral Electric
HEATING
Tnver'c Heating and
I Uier 5 -seet Meta Works
314 W. Cass Phone 1S41
THE KIRBY COMPANY
OF ROSEBURG
113 West lit Ave., North
Phone 450-J
SALES & SERVICE .
AIR-WAY SANITIZOR
SALES I SERVICE
948 S. Jackson
New Ph. 1795-J, or 930-J-4
Roi.burg Division
TRUCKS FOR RENT
You Drive Move Yourself
Save Vi Long or Sri t
Trips
Bee Hive Truck Rental
736 S. Stephens Phone 1436-J
Beaver Transport
Lumber and Heavy Hauling
Ph. 1793-J or 11 66-J
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Roseburg Sheet Metal
pmi Lennox
S23 N. Jackson
Hatcher Construction Co.
All Types of Construction
Remodel and Repair Jobs
Nothing Down
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1530 Hill St. Phone 1408-R
TRUCKS FOR RENT
You drive or we drive
Call 1538
Adair's Parking Lot
Main ond Washington
Flegel Transfer &
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IF YOUR PAPER
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BY 6:15 P.M.
PHONE 100
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