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4 ROSEBURS NEWS-REVIEW. ROSEBURS, OREGON. TUESDAY, JANUARY 2P, 1943 NINE Rebellious Wife Settles Question Of Annual Whoopee Bv HAL BOYT.E NEW VOHK-.W Wilbur P Wo, IhumlnK past newspaper hOadlinpS nf U'Orlrl HIKlnr tn favorite comic strip, inquired of ins wiie ucross tne DreaKlast table: ' "Well. Trelll. Moo T .im.... everything is ready for the par- "What party?" she replied grimlv. "Why our annual New Year's eve party tonight," said Wilbur. "Great Scott, you don't mean to say you haven't done anything nhnnt It'" "I have not, and I don't Intend in, sum ms reoviiious wile. "In fact, we are not going to have a party." Feeble put his paper down with a reluctant glance and inward thought (oh. oh, this is going to be difficult). "Don't try to argiie with me, Wilbur, and wipe that spoiled ehild look off your face," said , Trellis Mae, launching into a full ROYAL Mattress Renovating Furniture Upholstering Free Pickup and Delivery. Phone 18-J-5 We olso do Fumigating. CQ3G) i Lockwood Motors Ross and Oak Ph. 80 offensive. "Why, Honey!" No Shambles this Time And don't you 'Honey' me! For the pant ten years on New Years eve I've let your fatheaded friends turn my house into a second bat tle of Gettysburg. This time we'de going to go out on the town." "But, Honey. . . ." "We're going to that new mus ical hit you've been promising to take me to since it opened three years ago" She flourish ed the tickets she had already bought and I've got a table for two reserved for us afterward at the Firefly Night Club. "Honey, you know we can't afford all that," Wilbur complained. "It'll cost about $C0, including taxes," countered his embattled spouse. "What do you think it cost us to throw that party last year?" ' the maid came In the next day and took one look and quit. The place looked like Tokyo af ter the big fire raid. Remember that chum of yours who stood on ms neaa ana came down witn both feet on the coffee table? And the two strangers he brought who plaved catch with fresh cecs and broke two on the living room wall. How about that dizzy red head who insisted on trying on my fur coat and left the burning cigaret in the pocket?" "But I've already invited every body." "flow many?" "Oh about fifteen, maybe twenty." Peeble saw he had lost the fight, but went down fighting. "It's too late now to let every body know the party's called off." he said. "I've thought of that," she said, pulling a small neatly lettered sign from a drawer. "We'll hang this on the door knob." The sign said: "You don't have to go home but you can't stay here. Happy New Year!" ATTEND 6YMPOSIUM Two chiropractic physicians from Rosi'burg, Dr. Roy L. Dunn and Dr. Alton Dalros, are attend ing ard taking an active part in the annual midwinter symposium of the Oregon Association of Chircpractic Physicians, being held this weekend at tne Mult nomah Hotel in Portland. Guest speakers at the three- day conference include City Com missioner Dorothy McCullough Lee, State Senator Lew Wallace, and State Representative S. H. Condit. Other sessions are being devoted to lectures, demonstra tions and organization meetings. The Oregon Association is mak ing plans for the annual conven tion of the National Chiropractic Association, to be held In Port land next summer with the state organization In charge. The first commercial consign ment of tea to Europe is believed to have reached Holland about 1610. c The word "plumber comes meaning lead. irs KELVIN ATORi . IT COOKS ELECTRIC-FAST! it HAS AN OVEN-TIMER! JIerri the prm of jmxr drram kitch en! And for hcr value . . . compare tliiii K.el v iautur . . . feat ure by feature! Surface uniu give you aeven to nirate beau from Maimer to h.gl,! O Oven Timer brine antomatic con trul to oven rooking . . . lUrta. time and atop oven cooking opera Uwoa tule you're away! 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James Mahoney, of Sutherlln, who has been confined to the Rosehurg Sanitarium since be fore Christmas, was getting along "very nicely" until recently when he slipped on his crutches and fell downstairs and he Is now re ported to be In bed In a very bad condition. Mi-s. Millard Wood and small son were business visitors In Port land Tuesday. Thursday. "Lefty" Crandall, who was ser louslv injured several weeks ago When his car ran into a freight train south of Wilbur, is report ed as improving slowly at Sacred Heart hospital at Eugene. Herbert Finch Is enjoying a visit in California with his par ents and is expected to arrive home soon. Rev. V. Klelnfcldt, pastor of the Sutherlln Christian Church, returned to Sutherlln last Friday from Bend, Ore., where Mrs. Kleinfeldt had undergone a ma lor operation earlier in the week. She Is recuperating nicely, and exepcts to be able to leave the hos- Sutherlin . SUTHERLIN Mrs. Ruby Brvd- sen was confined to her home for several days last week with the liu. Edgar Slack attended a Union Oil sales meeting In Medford, last week. Mr. and Mrs. F. J. Lee of the Tyee Mill district, shopped and transacted business in Eugene Saturday. Out of Tyee Lumber Cs.'t large trucks loaded with lum ber overturned last Friday eve near the Short ranch and dam aged the truck considerably, but the truck driver escaped without injury. Mrs. H. W. Snook, who has been visiting with her children In Portland, Eastern Oregon, and tugene, returned to her home in Sutherlin Saturday. Mrs. u. w. Beck has been con fined to her home for several days the past week by illness. The cement Tioor or tne new Holgate building has .been poured and work will soon be started on the building Itself. The new laundry building la progressing. The side walls of .pumice stone were started to be laid this week. Roland Brunette has sold his residence property, located about one mile west of town, to Sam Robinson, who moved his family to their new home last week. Mr. and Mrs. Keith Krewson have bought the home recently built by Isadore Groleau and moved there the first of the year. , Miss Virginia Norrls visited her aunt In Roseburg for a couple ui aays last wcck. SUTHERLIN Mr. and Mrs. Harry Matthews, former residents of Sutherlln, have now located at Pasadena, where he has ac cepted his old lob back at a nursery, where he worked many years ago. Mrs. Myrtle Cleveland of Port land Is visiting with her sister, Mrs. Cliff Townsley, in this city. Mark Jordan of Roseburg was pital and go to her mother's about Jan. 17. Mr. and Mrs. William Fadon and their baby daughter, of Mount Vernon, Wash., visited their friends, Mr. and Mrs. R. E. Abeene, several days last week. 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