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Newspaper Page TextI FOUR ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW. ROSEBURG, OREGON. MONDAY. JUNE I. 1936. 1muc4 Dallr Uvpt Nuadar 7 tkm Jtcna-lleilctir luc. Member of The Aaaoelated lma The Associated freim in icluitiv Ij entitled to the ue (or republica tion o( all newa dispatches ci edited to It or not otherwise credited In thin paper und to nil local newa publUlicd herein. All rights of re- Subllcatlon ut special dispatches rela are also reserved. HARItH SLLSWOKTH Kdltor Entered aa aecond class mutter May 17, 182 u, ut tlto pout office at Ititlur. Oregon, under uct of March 2, 1878. Represented by M CMOCfNsS? CO Inc. aa FranHara 220 Bush Street, Lorn AuKrira 433 Sou lb Spring Street. Braille ttoj Stewart Street. Calraito 360 North MIchiKau Ave. Detroit 323 Stophennon HUIlf. New York ii Kant iOlh btreet. trUantf lledt.II Bldtf. Hubaurlptloa llaica Dally, per uur uy mail .14. Ull . K.OU Dally, $ mouths by mull. Daily, 3 months y mull l.oo iJally, ultiglo month by inull 6U Uaily. Uy carrier or Mouth.,., ,tu Idealists vs. Realists. VJ5 OF the confusing things to ull students of problems of ho clal organization which Is auothur way of Buying "governments," l the fuct that too many theories it if evolved Upon the basis of v. hat puu l'lo should ilu liiBteu'J ul limiting the theories fit what people actu ally do. The Idealists, the people who rou boh out Tor you ho logically the wuy of establishing a trim Utopia, can not or will not recognize the truth about human beings. They would plan aii Ideal slate but for their plan to work such u sluto should bo populated by Ideal people. So the voters of America ure contliiuully bombarded with plans, schemes, uuggesllonu and plut furms, most of thorn being amazing mixtures of practical fact and Im possible Idcullsttc theory. William Allen White, noled edi tor of Kmpurlu, Kuusus, contends that there actually arc 'only two kinds of government. There 1h the kind of government In which peo ple govern themselves reasoning it ull out with froo speech and In par liamentary debute. The qthur kind of government herds people about by ukase, by proclamation, by su permen, by uiluorllies aoiziug pow er and defying the majority. Thus states Kdltor Whltu and ho is ubout right, The difficulty with tho Idealist atatQ Is Unit, due to human full Jugs, someone must be at hand to "crack tho whip" so us to keep the atato "Idoal." Then tho govern ment becuuiuj a dictatorship and Individual freedom ends. The more government we have, tho more we leun on tho power und tho gifts of u pulormil centrul gov ernment, Uio further we travel tho road away from true libertythe liberty for which our furefu thorn fought. In desperation, In n weakness brought on by Iho wearing yours of economic depression, we are ti'tn pl ed to (urn away from the rugged und simple typo of government which. In providing lihorty, ulso demands thut each poritun pay the penally for bin own Khortromlugs. But offsetting lliat Is thu right of Oach to profit by his own energies and ubilities. As we turn awuy from Ihe simple government to (he "ideal" t he plan which souks the rich, shares the wealth, given to I huso w ho huvo not, rulncH the iMomnnir lovtd of one person at the expense of an other we turn, mil lu a butler life for all, hut toward ultimate !;ss of liberty and freedom of spem li and aclion. Wo come ultimately lo (ho point of pmilliiig initial Uo and rewarding idleness. This country Is rapidly approach ing the "zero hour" in this conflict of Ideas regarding gnvei nninf. WhHhrr or not our chlldim and their children must live under a dictatorship will purely be deter mined during tho mt few enrs. Editorials on News (Continue.' from page 1.) Jshliig human slaxety wcio causes WORTH I'lCIITlNtl Ft Hi. IK Till: Mliiles iif the Sfnilh bid -been pel mil led liimrly lo mt redo from the Tnion, (here would huvo bivu two nalfntiH In w hut Is now the territory of ti.e l ulii-d Slutes, Instead of one uuiietl na tion. With Iho misUMileitiluudiiiKs nf Hecevtdou as u background and with probably an arnie; frontier between them. It & not imlikrly that thene natloiiif notiid have been EN EM V naticua, nnirh like Flume and Cermuny. That v.ould have beeu a talauiily E)atl)2 Devotions DR. CHARLES A EDWARDS Be Christ-Centered Diahop Phillips Brooks once advised young Christian people thus, "Attach yourselves to the center of your Christian exper ience and not to some point on Its circumference." Many cen trifugal forces are at work pull ing the Christian " and the church away from the center of Christian experience, to some point on tho -circumference. There Is a gruve danger of los ing sight of the center. Some one has defined genius as the art of living with the major is sues of life. On this basis Jesus was tho world's supreme genius. May we strive to follow His examplo that our hoarts may dwell continually In the center of God's will. Amen. greater than the Civil Wur. AS POK the Indirect causu ot the Civil Wur, which was tho In stitution of human slavery, we mtiHL all udmlt without hesitation that abolition of this cruel and de grading Institution wuti worth all the cost of a lung and bloody war. yillH la now a united nutlon lie- vnml ull ilouhl till frrillllPUt tiu. ....... -,u..v o - - - lion on earth, with an amazingly hiKh average or htiniun comfort and hiinian liberty. It Is free from tho Hindu of huinun nlavery. Thciie thiiiKif uru worth nil the com, HtaKKRrlng thoiiKh it was, of the Civil Wur. CLUBS ENJOY PICNIC AT UMPQUA PARK The Happy Ilelpem Cooking club ami the Fullerton sewing club, both of Kulleriou school, en Joyed a Joint picnic ut Iliiipquu park Hutunluy. Mrs. W. 11. null He Is leuiler of tho cooking club und Mrs. M. K. Ivle directs the selng club. Fullerlon school is the only ltnacburg school purtlcl- puling In club work llila ycur. llotb clubs liuvo socured 1UU per cent completion of projects und all members have received their achievement pins. Tho i'llllmioli I'.-T. A. has presented each of tho ladles directing tho work of tho clubs with leaders' pins. WATCHFUL GANDER SLAIN BY THIEVES IIIIXKHOUO, June 1 (AI John Win ue ko lost his wutch dog as well as 250 grain sacks lo thieves. The watch dog was a M-year old gander who proved efrucllve up until last night. All Die sheriff found of the' gander was feathers. FARMER GUILTY OF BREAKING SEED LAW COLUY, Kas. (Al) A Jury uf farmers convicted Kulph Cunning hum ol Wlliona for vlolullng the suite seed law by purchasing feed corn and selling it us seed with out labeling it properly. TOWNSEND CLUBS' DOINGS IN DOUGLAS tll.KNDAI.K The (I I n n il II 1 e TiiwiisiiikI club held a brief busi ness n ting Thili'Hiiuy evening at s o'clock. President Lonh presid ing. lOleetlon of officers will take plain ut their next meeting. It was decided to Invito llev. Young, of Hiitberliu, to uddress Iho members ul this Hireling. MARKETS HHOOUUfc I'tHtTI.ANI), June 1 HUT THU i'riuls, A grade. Itlc lb. in parchment w i upper, 'AZv in cur- toiiH; It grade-, parchuienl wrap er. :iiic lb.; caitous II lc. HI TTKUKAT (I'uilbind dcllv 'i , liaslv irice A grade, de livered at least twice u week, 3ih lb.; country routes l!Sc lb.; II grade L'llr; t' grade at market. It liltADK (HK AM fur market Uu hiK price bullet lal buals i:tii! LIVE I'OU.TItV I'oillaud d llv'iy. Inlying (Mice: Colored liens over J4 Ihti. IS-lUc; uutler H lh. l.S-!K ; leghorn hens over ill lbs. :. Itic; undni ;tl Ilia. ltVlile; leg horn broilers 1 to 1 1 lbs. 17-lSe; do His. up 17-ISc; colored spring JU-fe2r; ronstei'H H !te; ptdttu ducks, young H-lc, h'ee 11-Ue. ONIONS Oregon Jl.liu 1.115 per t(M) lbs. POTATOES - Local S:i.(io..5 per (M tiial; K Initial h f.'t.oU ;t.7t'i eeii lul; Scippoose Netted tiems 5 ; I . H II. i .i cental ; I eschutes Netted (ions f :l .e :i.7ri. I ANTAl.tH I'ES - - California. Mamluid ;! .sm-;i.;h; Jumho JO.h l.lo I r.o; do I.'.-, JMn l in. Wool, i:i;tti inutiariH, noini- iial; Willamette nilley mrdium Mv lb.; coarse and braid &c; eaHltiiu ( licgnu L'l-Jltc lb.; soutberu Iduho :'--!tf lb HAY - Selling price to whole filers: Allulfa No. 1 317: eastern Ori'gon timoth M7.."iO 1 Ion; Wil lametle aile lnuilh M7..'ii H; oatn and etci lt; clover 511 l- loli. Foi l land. KtitiS lluylng price of whole tutors: l')hUH 1 9f ; KtuudardH 17c; elra mediums Itic; do medium lirsts lfic; imdcruiiMh1 Kc; pullels Km- doxeu. niKKSK - Oiegon liiplels lr.e; (tlegou loaf MiokeiH will pa it: Ittdow tiiiotntuuiM. fOl'NTKV .IK.Trt - Hilling price to retailers. Country killed holts, best butchers, under l.'-M 1 U l'll:tr; eaiers No. 1 II IJc; hell I and thin M loc; heavy 7 He; culler cows .S.ltic; lamliH, old l"u ; ppilug lambs 1NJ lite; iuih fi He Hi. MOHAIU ll.'tti. 2 -l.!e lb. I AS! AHA HAliK Ruyiug piiie. tl'.iti peel, 3c lb. Ilill'i! Nominal; tluatcis i- Hv lb. "THERE'S MURDER IN THE AIR" By ROY CHANSLOR CHAI'TKR XIII j What Is It?" asked Tyler quietly. Would you consider rcniuintng More, on tho estate, you und your daughter, for a time?" Gordon usked. "What I'm getting ut is Ibis: Should anothor uttempt be mude on my life, perhaps she cun well foresee It. And ocing on, Iho spol, bring about tho appre hension of this the uhsussIu." Tvlor turned toward Ruth, fahe was sitting Just us before, quiutly listening. Her ureal eyes worei closed. Now lIio opouod tliein, us 11 1 sensing her fiu tier's Inquiring look. "I ll bo glud to slay, uiio sum, if you und Nat do loo." I "Thut can bo arranged " said i Gordon eagerly. "You shall bo my guests. Theru Is u very comfort ablo ii ud roomy cotiugu. It will uc conimoduto you nicely. It you can sou your way cloar ' 1 think it's au excellent idea, said Nut quickly. "Then we ll stay, said lyier. "tildendld!" tiordou cried. Ho wrung Tyler's hand. Nat was walehing David, who frowned slightly. Rut on oalching Nat s eyes, ho smiled maidenly ami mur mured: "Very kind of you. Wo ap preciate this." At Gordon's urgent Insistence they agreud to return to town, get their things and come buck lo the estate that evening In lime for din ner. Gordon promised to have luc cottage put lu order at ouco. . . . They woru clear of the grounds and half u mllo down the road be fore anyone spoke. Then Nat, turn ing lo Tyler, said: "For a father and son, those rollows certainly don't look much alike." "They do not. said lyler. Ruth seemed surprised. "Why heir voices are much alike." she said. "The same quality. It never occurred to mo they weren't father and son. Of course It's iiosslble they aren't. One thing I am suro of that man in with holding something important." "1 believe you're right." said Ty ler. "As ior mu, I'm still trying lo fliiure out how a mminaii could sneak Into the armed camp, tire u shot which aroused tho entire household, and then Just vanish." While Nat waited lor Until ami her father lo complete their pack ing, ho telephoned Dr. Karasc - his llrsl opportunity to Inform the lit tle psychiatrist ol Ihe new devel opments In the case, lie reported everything In detail. Dr. Kanusc clucked excitedly when he told blm bow Ruth had picked up the def inite message thiiL dcjilh for Gor don was about to mi ike. ".Magnlficeul!" he broke in. "Mugnilkeiit! My boy, ou are on the track of something! Some thing tremendous! And now you have something to get your teeth into, eh'.' This Gordon's- ah re luciance to show his band should make the Ihtug even more fascin ation, no? You will see that young woman work this out In spite of hint, eh? All, I wish I could he there. What an experiment ! A scientific experiment, my boy. wllb ibis Goidoit Iho ull - the guinea pig!" Hut Ki.rasc would vouchsafe no opinion, no advice. It was up to Nat. When h came nut of the library. Nat saw Tjler. Ruth and her per sonal inut'J, Olga. descending the stairs. Raines, the butler, helped i hem r range their luggage, and Nat started tho car. It was dusk when they reuched Iho Gordon estate again. Johnson met them aud escorted them to an attractive Iwo-atory cottage direct hy across tho gardeu Iroui the mala The sooner you get it down and white the better" I house. Johnson culled a manservant to assist tho men iu their unpacking, .....I l.li.,unlr hi.'..,'..T M.itlll II, .til Ilu ........ .i. ...r..ri..iti Th mnn h ovnh.lnnH would be i uvuilablu at any tlmo they needed him. As for Miss Tyler's maid there were only threo bedrooms In tho cottage, but an extra cot could bo placed In Ruth s room for her. Or she could havo a room to her self In ono of the servants' cot tages. Ruth herself suggested that the hitter plan would bo satisfactory I for in sidle of her handicap she readily learned the geography ol rooms und doors aud furniture. She was therefore infilled in a largo room on the scAmd floor, with Its windows overlooking the gulden and the big house; and Olga hustled ubout with her things before tuking her own bag to tho servants' cottage. Nat and Tylor were given Ihe adjoining bedrooms on tho ground floor of the cottage, opening off the enormous living- room, which was lined with well filled bookcases. Nat and Tylor wore relaxing over Ihelr pipes before starting to dress for dinner, when Gordon up- poured at the cottage, alone. He seemed in good spirits. "Just wanted to see that you were fixed up all right," be said. "K very thing's shipshape," said Tyler. "Good," said Gordon. lie took u seat, lighted a ciga rette, began to chuckle slightly. "I say," he said. "I've fixed up a nice Utile surprise for my friend tho ussitHSin tor bis next visit." Nat aud Tyler looked at him in quiringly. "I've had workmen here all day installing uu elaborate alarm aud illumination system." Gordon went on. "Tho most ingenious thing you ever saw !" He beamed ut them proudly, like a small boy. Nat thought, bragging aiiout u new toy. lyier usheu mm about tint alarm system. "It's au Invisible ray." said Gor don. "It shoots across every eu tranco lo the house, doors, win dows, skylights, everything. Any one or anything M ail fusing lb rough the ray breaks a circuit vv hich automatically sounds the alavin aud at (he same time com pletely illuminates the en tiro grounds! They call the thing th 'in visible eye.' It's based, or course, on the photo-eleilric cell." "Sounds thorough enough," Nut laughed. "Supposo it's impost hie for anyone to get into tho house now without briucing dow u the whole place on him." "I'tterly impossible," said Gor don complacently. "The next invader, if there is an other one. ought lo get a warm ie cepiion," said Tyler, smiling. "I think there'll lie another," said Gordon sober ly, "And w eve got to catch him!" . "Well, let's hope so." said Tler. "Holwoen your 'Invisible eye' and (tilth, we ought It) be able il off." to pull "I'm counting on II." said Gnr-lmoiu. Gordon replied. Then he don. He cleared hts throat. "I Ijomghed slightly and glanced at wanted lo have a woid or tun I his watch. w ith you about the whole situation j "If you'll rxcuso mo, now." be here before dinner," be went on. j "aid. "I I must dress for dinner. "I think I've worked out a plans-1 We shall meet ut eight." ihlu reason for your ;:i'Miin: Vie re. ou see. 1 don't u'JH (6 alarm the women of tu family any more than necessary, of course the events of last night have thcni all lu something of a state. Hut I have assured them that we are all quiio iputt I I wouldu t likw i theui to kuuw that ;ou are betel in black i to well, to protect me. You un derstand?" ' Tyler nfcdded. ! "My explanation is this," Gordon resumed: ".Mr. TyhH', as an old friend, and u former district attor ' my, is to work with me in my 1 cumpaigu against Ihe underworld. I have deemed it udvisablo to tell ithem now, uf thut. Naturally, iu vk'W "f AliS Ty ler's-COIldit ioil, he would' want her to be with him And Mr. lleuson, us his confiden tial assistant " "Would natiiK.'ly be with mo also," Interrupted Tyler. "That sounds all right to me." "One more thing," said Gordon hesitantly, lowering his voice. "I think it just as well that wo shouldn't mention Miss Tyler's extraordinary powers." He looked at Tyler, half-apolo-gelfcally. "Aa you wish." said Tyler. "Then 1 think I hut's all. sir." said Gordon, rising. "Unless there's something anything I can do for you?" Tyler looked at him through half-lowered lids. "Mr. Gordon," he said, "I didn't want to speak of Ibis in the pres ence of your sou, this morning. Rut I think it's only fair lo tell you you were not alone iu your cam paign of shall wo say checking up?" "Kb?" said Gordon. His eyes looked startled. And yet, both men noticed none of this showed iu his face. "I moan, we were ralher curious about you," pursued Tyler, "And wo took the liberty ofof examin ing your past." Gordon stared at them, his eyeb dilating. "We found " Tyler began, then paused, glanced ut Gordon signifi cantly. The nian wet his lips but said nothing. "A stone wall," Tyler finished, hmking at Gordon keenly. There vas no sign of either alarm or re- hef iu Hie man's fare. Only his eye j lids twitched slightly; then ho controlled (hem. ! "Gentlemen," he said a trifle j jH, duly, "that is my affair, 1 please don't ask me something I 1 do not feel at liberty to answer. This this is a family matter known only to myself, my sou aud my wife. 1-1 can assure you that there is linihing discreditable " lie stopped, gestured with his bauds. - "We weren't implying that there was." snid Tyler quickly. "Flease don't think us meddlers, Mr. Gor don. Rut we've done you a service--" "A service 1 can ne er repay." said Gordon. "Ileheve me. Mr. Ty ler, 1 npprecmie Rut you know that. Will il smtice if I sueur, oil my honor, that this Ibis is nut a guilty secret?" "Of course." said Tyler might lie ol incalculable us " "No, no." said Gordon, possible. I have just "Hut it help to It's ini assured i ,m- He slopped at a sound. Riilb w as coming dow u tile unfamiliar stairs, with olga's baud on her el bow. She hesitated u niomenl, j then culled out, a good evening to "Very good." said T ler. He accompanied Gordon tn the door. The man held out his hand, suddenly, lyler extended his own and Gordon clasped il firmly. He raised his leit hand to Tyler shoulder aud stood thus (or a mo j meat. (To be ceutiuued) RAMBLINGS NEWS-REVIEW MAN By PAUL JIHKIN ALTHOUGH it Is open to travel, ami has been for several weeks, there is a lot of snow at Crater Lalje yet. It lies In great spreading drifts, somu six to eight foet In depth, which have melt ed long enough, however, to have become a bit dingy und ragged looking. The road is cleared to, and around, the lodge, and tho cement pathway bordering the rim along the promenade is clear of snow, as is the stairway leading dowu to the yinuott memorial. The cafo turiu und the various buildings in tho camp ground ure about mid deep in snow. - i The day I was there Sunday was overcast by great drifting banks ut clouds, aud this rather spoiled the deep iudi;;o effect of Iho water's coloration, except for tho raro periods when tho sun broke through aud the skies clear ed overhead. However, the consid erable crowd of visitors present were loud lu their praise of the bcuutiful scene. Moat of them were visiting it for the first lime. The only officials present were those at the Anna Springs sta tion, six miles distant from tiie lake at tho junction uf the lateral road connecting Crater with the Medford-Klaniath highway travers ing the park. Here ull curs going to the lake are halted, the license numbers taken, und names of the drivers listed. Also a dollur ire is collected from all first enlrjcars of the current season. Although the season is early and In spile of the snow, travel 1b brisk, the Anna Springs attend ants told me. An average of 75 first entry cars have been checked iu daily for the past couple of weeks, aud the Sunday average has been 2itW. At this rate, tho park service will be able to build some more rock houses, and stairways, and buy some mure shiny uniform but tons for tho park rangers by the end of the year. The rim road encircling tho lake si ill is deep in snow. Tho section leading to the left, from which tho Diamond Lake road branches, may bo traced where it follows the shoulder of tho mountuin beyond which the descent commences to the lower country surrounding Dia mond, but no effort has been made to clear it, nor. will, I imagine, in asmuch us there ure other eif trances to this hike. Tho one lead ing to it from The Dalles-California highway has been opened for a week or more, and Is in fair con dftion, according to radio reports broadcast - last Friday from Med fnni. The same authority listed the Union creek road us open and passable, but In poor shapo for travel at the present time. The snow Is melting rapidly in these high mountain ureas, and soon the lodges ut the various lakes will be open, the camp grounds cleared and renovated, und all made ready for the coming uf a horde of expected visitors who will flock from far aud near to view the marvelous scenery, breathe the fresh unified air aud catch a fish, maybe. KRNR PROGRAM (1,500 Kilocycles) SPONSORED BY NEWS-REVIEW T I' ICS DAY, JUNK 2 Morning Hours C: 15- Karly Rirds. 7:iw -Alarm Clock Club. 7 :.'lo New s-Keview News Rroad- eust. 7 ;'." Alarm Clock Club cuntd. S: on -Devotional. S : Ii ( irgau Selections. Jl:uu Victor Young and His Or chestra. ;i::lo Gulden Voices. 10:00-- Haw aiian Shores, in :;it --Women's Kxchange. ll:uu Salon Program. r.:::o-Hils from the Shows. Afternoon Hours 12 : "0 News-Review News Hi dad cast. U':;:o Radio Music Store After noon Concert. I2:iii-- Hit Tunes. l:nn On ihe Shores of Italy. l::iu Myrtle Creek Friendship Circle with Charles Rice of Myrtle Creek Mail. 2 : (Mi Richard Crooks. 2:;ju -Sol Ilright and His Holly Waiians. ::ihi World Rook Man. ;: : 1 T Airs from the Operas. ;t:;h' - Story Land. l:oii Tun Lditor Views the News. 1 : 1 ." Jac k I ema re ha n I . : Rosehuig Chamber ul Com merce Program. -nr.- Ma! lure Idylls. .";;!!- Motor Shop Garage pre sents The Hawk. m : I Ted Lewis and Mis Rand. ti : 00 Chevrolet's Musical Mo mellls. ii:!.". - Songs of the Range, ii: t" - NeUon L'ddv. 7:uu -Grab Hag Program. S:iio- Smn Olf. Wl.DNKSDAY. JUNK 3 Morning Hours K: 4. K:u'l Rirds. 7 on- Alarm Clock Club. 7:;;o-- News-Kuie News Rioad i ai-t. 7 C. Aiai::i Clock ( lub contd. S oo - Good io:img. J. M. Judd. N K- Mills Pros. ,s - I eotioual. S: ii Salon Music. i ; t;iy ijunhaido. U Jo Famous Music lit ei Ydiijju iiUit'. 10. 31.' Women's Exchange. She Was Too Busy Mr,. France, Dyr Hsr job as mayor of Grover, Colo., proved a handicap to Mrs. Frances Dyer, above, when it came to keeping the affection of her husband, she explained in fil ing an alienation of affections suit against a Grover school teacher for $12,500, claiming she was responsible for the breakup of the Dyer home. "Out-Brodics" Brodie on Xouis Klein J ' The famous feat of Steve Brodie U'lio iumoed 133 foot fi-nm KTw (York's Brooklyn bridge into Jhet . ijaoi utw in ioou, ivua ucupaeu by 10-year-old Louis Klein of New Orleans when ho dove from the! :new Mississippi bridge into the water 153 feet below. Klein is shown recovering in the hospital t.from the shock and extra water; fche .'took . aboard" oil Saw Turns. 15 Love Songs of Today. Afternoon Hours 05 Copco's Pinto Pele and His Ranch Boys. 20 News-Review News Broad cast. 30 The Studebaker Champions. 45 WPA Program. 00 Lawrence Tibbetts. 15 -Heart Songs. 45 Vocal Ensemble. 1)0 Down Memory Lane. SO Music of Other Lauds. Oil World Rook Man. 15 Hand Selections. :;in Story Land. 00 -The Lditor Views the News. ; 15 Matinee Reveries. 45 An Ounce of Prevention, no Mixie Memories. 15 Vagabonds of the Prairies. JO .Motor Shop Garage pre sents The Hawk. :45 Rovano Operatic Tenor. :15 The Ford V-S Revue. 30 Songs Seldom Heard. 00 Grab Hag Program. 00 Sign Off. BUNCO MEN WIN . IN POKER GAME PORTLAND, Ore.. May :i0. ( AP) There were two kinds of poker today as far as K. C. Perry, hour parlor proprietor, was con cerned straight poker und crook ed poker. lu the latter kind two of a kind beat four threes, for the two wore buncoists. He bet $1H on a hand with a chance acquaintance of a week, aud backed his opener with $ti00 more hastily procured from a bank. He held Lhe bcsT hand, but not the most deft. That honor went to a "hystauder" who skipped with the stakes. The phone jangled, aud when Perry turned around the other half of Hie bunco team vuuUhed, he told police. -o- HIGHWAY TALK ON KRNR SCHEDULED A discussion of the North Ump quu highway will be a feature over radio station KlIMt at 4:'ju p. ni., Tuesday, June 2. The talk will be given by V. V. Hharpham, super visor of the UmiHiua National for est, on the program sponsored by the Roseburg chum her of com inerco. Vitit Roseburg Friends Mr. and Mrs. James Joce, of Astoria, wete iu Roseburg over the week end YUitinc fi ieuds. Mrs. Joyce wan formerly May V. Pyron. chief teh phone Oieiator here tor sevei al years. I t. t One Word Led To Another Bugs Baer (Copyright. 1M6, Kins Features Syndicate, Inc.) Marry in Haste and Shoot at Leisure. 7a .nl a lau'l'or in Hlir InWII U'llO specializes In ladies who shoot their husbands, our town is ivew York where husbands are preliy much like clay pigeons. He does pretty well with ladies who shoot other people's husbands. And. when things are dull, he accepts girls who pep per their fiances. He is so successful that not one of his 1 clients has. ever parked on the legal griddle. All that lie asks is that his homi cidal client uses a pearl handled revolver lnsteud of a machine Run. Something dainty, frilly and eftcm inute. Another small Item la that the lady must look pale and In teresting. Which result can be attained by standing on her head in a flower barrel for five minutes. We have watched this Daniel Webster of the rifle ranges sway a jury. He has 'em rocking like porch furniture. In his last successful case his client shot her man in the back. The plea was self-de fense. This plea hooked up up with the facts like a screen door in an igloo. It didn't be long. A man who has been gunned In self-defeiiBe should have the bul let In front like a rose in his lupel. At no tlmo cun the plea of self preservation be turned Into uu Aus trian pursuit race. A man with a slug between his shoulder blades is going the wrong way. That's Sunday driving. Yet this famous at torney can take a case like that and thread it through the mi croscopic eyes of fantastic needles. W'e have a hunch that most of hi) results aro not strictly ethical, Thut ho does not depnd so much on his plea us he docs on tha knowledge thut he has a stow uway ln tho rumble seat. Like many other successful criminal slllibers he has a cou sin on the jury. All you need is one among twelve and you can tie things up like the wrapping department of a big department store. Still, one major item In his fa vor is that masculine jurors never hang a pretty lady who massacres her husband. They seem to think that husbands and postage stumps are more authentic when perfo rated. VITAL STATISTICS MARRIAGE LICENSES ANI1EKSON-VON rUSSL- I.uwr piico Anilei-Hon. Vrpku, and ItulU Vuu I'otst;!, ltosL'burg. AU.imilHlli-MlI.LlSlt Fred A- AllilriilKe. Drain, and Llla L. .Miller, lloscburg. WUKTZ-STKWAKT John Leon ard Worlz and Mary Jean yiuwart, both uf Drain. IIATTIKI.nSTUADKK lialo William llulfii'lil and Norma Stra del-, both residents of Uixullvllle. CIIAI-TIN - HKNUKUSON linireo l.id t'lmlfin and Op.il Hen derson, both of Cottage drove. BORN IJOOTll To Mr. anil Mis. liar lie W. Ilnnth. of l.KinchviHiil. at Morcy hospliiil, Saturday uinht, .May 3U, a son. SIIAW To Mr. and Mrs. Dudley Shaw, of West First struct, Satur day, May 3D, a daughter. Undergoes Minor Operation Stewart Conner, of this eilv. IimiI his tonsils removed this morning oy nr. a. u. beeiy. Stock and Bond Averages STOCKS Compiled by The Associated Press, June 1: 3'i 1". lr, CO lllll'lH ItH'n I'l'u Kl i:a Today S2.ll 3.1.1 47.3 63.0 I'rev. day .... S2.7 31.9 li.2 61.11 Month iiko .... 7s. 6 32 7 ll.l fiS.5 Venr ano ,'iK.i( 21.7 2il.D 41.S l''3t hiuh S.V8 311.7 f.il.X 01. t 13 low 73.1 311.2 13.1 r.5.7 1;l:l" hifh 7-3 31.2 41.7 iiHl I'-MS lo ia.5 lx.5 21.0 31K BONDS 2" I'l in 10 Kir linn rr kkh. 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