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ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW. ROSEBURG, OREGON. MONDAY. JUNE I. 1936.
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Uaily. Uy carrier or Mouth.,., ,tu
Idealists vs. Realists.
VJ5 OF the confusing things to
ull students of problems of ho
clal organization which Is auothur
way of Buying "governments," l
the fuct that too many theories it if
evolved Upon the basis of v. hat puu
l'lo should ilu liiBteu'J ul limiting
the theories fit what people actu
ally do.
The Idealists, the people who rou
boh out Tor you ho logically the wuy
of establishing a trim Utopia, can
not or will not recognize the truth
about human beings. They would
plan aii Ideal slate but for their
plan to work such u sluto should
bo populated by Ideal people.
So the voters of America ure
contliiuully bombarded with plans,
schemes, uuggesllonu and plut
furms, most of thorn being amazing
mixtures of practical fact and Im
possible Idcullsttc theory.
William Allen White, noled edi
tor of Kmpurlu, Kuusus, contends
that there actually arc 'only two
kinds of government. There 1h the
kind of government In which peo
ple govern themselves reasoning it
ull out with froo speech and In par
liamentary debute. The qthur kind
of government herds people about
by ukase, by proclamation, by su
permen, by uiluorllies aoiziug pow
er and defying the majority. Thus
states Kdltor Whltu and ho is
ubout right,
The difficulty with tho Idealist
atatQ Is Unit, due to human full
Jugs, someone must be at hand to
"crack tho whip" so us to keep the
atato "Idoal." Then tho govern
ment becuuiuj a dictatorship and
Individual freedom ends.
The more government we have,
tho more we leun on tho power und
tho gifts of u pulormil centrul gov
ernment, Uio further we travel tho
road away from true libertythe
liberty for which our furefu thorn
fought.
In desperation, In n weakness
brought on by Iho wearing yours of
economic depression, we are ti'tn pl
ed to (urn away from the rugged
und simple typo of government
which. In providing lihorty, ulso
demands thut each poritun pay the
penally for bin own Khortromlugs.
But offsetting lliat Is thu right of
Oach to profit by his own energies
and ubilities.
As we turn awuy from Ihe simple
government to (he "ideal" t he
plan which souks the rich, shares
the wealth, given to I huso w ho
huvo not, rulncH the iMomnnir lovtd
of one person at the expense of an
other we turn, mil lu a butler life
for all, hut toward ultimate !;ss of
liberty and freedom of spem li and
aclion. Wo come ultimately lo (ho
point of pmilliiig initial Uo and
rewarding idleness.
This country Is rapidly approach
ing the "zero hour" in this conflict
of Ideas regarding gnvei nninf.
WhHhrr or not our chlldim and
their children must live under a
dictatorship will purely be deter
mined during tho mt few enrs.
Editorials on News
(Continue.' from page 1.)
Jshliig human slaxety wcio causes
WORTH I'lCIITlNtl Ft Hi.
IK Till: Mliiles iif the Sfnilh bid
-been pel mil led liimrly lo mt
redo from the Tnion, (here would
huvo bivu two nalfntiH In w hut Is
now the territory of ti.e l ulii-d
Slutes, Instead of one uuiietl na
tion. With Iho misUMileitiluudiiiKs nf
Hecevtdou as u background and
with probably an arnie; frontier
between them. It & not imlikrly
that thene natloiiif notiid have been
EN EM V naticua, nnirh like Flume
and Cermuny.
That v.ould have beeu a talauiily
E)atl)2 Devotions
DR. CHARLES A EDWARDS
Be Christ-Centered
Diahop Phillips Brooks once
advised young Christian people
thus, "Attach yourselves to the
center of your Christian exper
ience and not to some point on
Its circumference." Many cen
trifugal forces are at work pull
ing the Christian " and the
church away from the center of
Christian experience, to some
point on tho -circumference.
There Is a gruve danger of los
ing sight of the center. Some
one has defined genius as the
art of living with the major is
sues of life. On this basis Jesus
was tho world's supreme genius.
May we strive to follow His
examplo that our hoarts may
dwell continually In the center
of God's will. Amen.
greater than the Civil Wur.
AS POK the Indirect causu ot the
Civil Wur, which was tho In
stitution of human slavery, we
mtiHL all udmlt without hesitation
that abolition of this cruel and de
grading Institution wuti worth all
the cost of a lung and bloody war.
yillH la now a united nutlon lie-
vnml ull ilouhl till frrillllPUt tiu.
....... -,u..v o - - -
lion on earth, with an amazingly
hiKh average or htiniun comfort
and hiinian liberty. It Is free from
tho Hindu of huinun nlavery.
Thciie thiiiKif uru worth nil the
com, HtaKKRrlng thoiiKh it was, of
the Civil Wur.
CLUBS ENJOY PICNIC
AT UMPQUA PARK
The Happy Ilelpem Cooking
club ami the Fullerton sewing
club, both of Kulleriou school, en
Joyed a Joint picnic ut Iliiipquu
park Hutunluy. Mrs. W. 11. null
He Is leuiler of tho cooking club
und Mrs. M. K. Ivle directs the
selng club. Fullerlon school is
the only ltnacburg school purtlcl-
puling In club work llila ycur.
llotb clubs liuvo socured 1UU per
cent completion of projects und all
members have received their
achievement pins. Tho i'llllmioli
I'.-T. A. has presented each of tho
ladles directing tho work of tho
clubs with leaders' pins.
WATCHFUL GANDER
SLAIN BY THIEVES
IIIIXKHOUO, June 1 (AI
John Win ue ko lost his wutch dog
as well as 250 grain sacks lo
thieves.
The watch dog was a M-year old
gander who proved efrucllve up
until last night. All Die sheriff
found of the' gander was feathers.
FARMER GUILTY OF
BREAKING SEED LAW
COLUY, Kas. (Al) A Jury uf
farmers convicted Kulph Cunning
hum ol Wlliona for vlolullng the
suite seed law by purchasing feed
corn and selling it us seed with
out labeling it properly.
TOWNSEND CLUBS'
DOINGS IN DOUGLAS
tll.KNDAI.K The (I I n n il II 1 e
TiiwiisiiikI club held a brief busi
ness n ting Thili'Hiiuy evening at
s o'clock. President Lonh presid
ing. lOleetlon of officers will take
plain ut their next meeting. It was
decided to Invito llev. Young, of
Hiitberliu, to uddress Iho members
ul this Hireling.
MARKETS
HHOOUUfc
I'tHtTI.ANI), June 1 HUT
THU i'riuls, A grade. Itlc lb. in
parchment w i upper, 'AZv in cur-
toiiH; It grade-, parchuienl wrap
er. :iiic lb.; caitous II lc.
HI TTKUKAT (I'uilbind dcllv
'i , liaslv irice A grade, de
livered at least twice u week, 3ih
lb.; country routes l!Sc lb.; II
grade L'llr; t' grade at market.
It liltADK (HK AM fur market
Uu hiK price bullet lal buals i:tii!
LIVE I'OU.TItV I'oillaud d
llv'iy. Inlying (Mice: Colored liens
over J4 Ihti. IS-lUc; uutler H lh.
l.S-!K ; leghorn hens over ill lbs.
:. Itic; undni ;tl Ilia. ltVlile; leg
horn broilers 1 to 1 1 lbs. 17-lSe;
do His. up 17-ISc; colored spring
JU-fe2r; ronstei'H H !te; ptdttu ducks,
young H-lc, h'ee 11-Ue.
ONIONS Oregon Jl.liu 1.115 per
t(M) lbs.
POTATOES - Local S:i.(io..5
per (M tiial; K Initial h f.'t.oU ;t.7t'i eeii
lul; Scippoose Netted tiems 5 ; I . H
II. i .i cental ; I eschutes Netted
(ions f :l .e :i.7ri.
I ANTAl.tH I'ES - - California.
Mamluid ;! .sm-;i.;h; Jumho JO.h
l.lo I r.o; do I.'.-, JMn l in.
Wool, i:i;tti inutiariH, noini-
iial; Willamette nilley mrdium Mv
lb.; coarse and braid &c; eaHltiiu
( licgnu L'l-Jltc lb.; soutberu Iduho
:'--!tf lb
HAY - Selling price to whole
filers: Allulfa No. 1 317: eastern
Ori'gon timoth M7.."iO 1 Ion; Wil
lametle aile lnuilh M7..'ii H;
oatn and etci lt; clover 511 l-
loli. Foi l land.
KtitiS lluylng price of whole
tutors: l')hUH 1 9f ; KtuudardH 17c;
elra mediums Itic; do medium
lirsts lfic; imdcruiiMh1 Kc; pullels
Km- doxeu.
niKKSK - Oiegon liiplels lr.e;
(tlegou loaf MiokeiH will pa
it: Ittdow tiiiotntuuiM.
fOl'NTKV .IK.Trt - Hilling
price to retailers. Country killed
holts, best butchers, under l.'-M 1 U
l'll:tr; eaiers No. 1 II IJc; hell I
and thin M loc; heavy 7 He; culler
cows .S.ltic; lamliH, old l"u ; ppilug
lambs 1NJ lite; iuih fi He Hi.
MOHAIU ll.'tti. 2 -l.!e lb.
I AS! AHA HAliK Ruyiug piiie.
tl'.iti peel, 3c lb.
Ilill'i! Nominal; tluatcis i-
Hv lb.
"THERE'S MURDER IN THE AIR"
By ROY CHANSLOR
CHAI'TKR XIII j
What Is It?" asked Tyler
quietly.
Would you consider rcniuintng
More, on tho estate, you und your
daughter, for a time?" Gordon
usked. "What I'm getting ut is
Ibis: Should anothor uttempt be
mude on my life, perhaps she cun
well foresee It. And ocing on,
Iho spol, bring about tho appre
hension of this the uhsussIu."
Tvlor turned toward Ruth, fahe
was sitting Just us before, quiutly
listening. Her ureal eyes worei
closed. Now lIio opouod tliein, us 11 1
sensing her fiu tier's Inquiring look.
"I ll bo glud to slay, uiio sum,
if you und Nat do loo." I
"Thut can bo arranged " said i
Gordon eagerly. "You shall bo my
guests. Theru Is u very comfort
ablo ii ud roomy cotiugu. It will uc
conimoduto you nicely. It you can
sou your way cloar '
1 think it's au excellent idea,
said Nut quickly.
"Then we ll stay, said lyier.
"tildendld!" tiordou cried.
Ho wrung Tyler's hand. Nat was
walehing David, who frowned
slightly. Rut on oalching Nat s
eyes, ho smiled maidenly ami mur
mured: "Very kind of you. Wo ap
preciate this."
At Gordon's urgent Insistence
they agreud to return to town, get
their things and come buck lo the
estate that evening In lime for din
ner. Gordon promised to have luc
cottage put lu order at ouco. . . .
They woru clear of the grounds
and half u mllo down the road be
fore anyone spoke. Then Nat, turn
ing lo Tyler, said: "For a father
and son, those rollows certainly
don't look much alike."
"They do not. said lyler.
Ruth seemed surprised.
"Why heir voices are much
alike." she said. "The same quality.
It never occurred to mo they
weren't father and son. Of course
It's iiosslble they aren't. One thing
I am suro of that man in with
holding something important."
"1 believe you're right." said Ty
ler. "As ior mu, I'm still trying lo
fliiure out how a mminaii could
sneak Into the armed camp, tire u
shot which aroused tho entire
household, and then Just vanish."
While Nat waited lor Until ami
her father lo complete their pack
ing, ho telephoned Dr. Karasc - his
llrsl opportunity to Inform the lit
tle psychiatrist ol Ihe new devel
opments In the case, lie reported
everything In detail. Dr. Kanusc
clucked excitedly when he told blm
bow Ruth had picked up the def
inite message thiiL dcjilh for Gor
don was about to mi ike.
".Magnlficeul!" he broke in.
"Mugnilkeiit! My boy, ou are
on the track of something! Some
thing tremendous! And now you
have something to get your teeth
into, eh'.' This Gordon's- ah re
luciance to show his band should
make the Ihtug even more fascin
ation, no? You will see that young
woman work this out In spite of
hint, eh? All, I wish I could he
there. What an experiment ! A
scientific experiment, my boy. wllb
ibis Goidoit Iho ull - the guinea
pig!"
Hut Ki.rasc would vouchsafe no
opinion, no advice. It was up to
Nat.
When h came nut of the library.
Nat saw Tjler. Ruth and her per
sonal inut'J, Olga. descending the
stairs. Raines, the butler, helped
i hem r range their luggage, and
Nat started tho car.
It was dusk when they reuched
Iho Gordon estate again. Johnson
met them aud escorted them to an
attractive Iwo-atory cottage direct
hy across tho gardeu Iroui the mala
The sooner you get it down
and white the better"
I
house.
Johnson culled a manservant to
assist tho men iu their unpacking,
.....I l.li.,unlr hi.'..,'..T M.itlll II, .til Ilu
........ .i. ...r..ri..iti
Th mnn h ovnh.lnnH would be i
uvuilablu at any tlmo they needed
him. As for Miss Tyler's maid
there were only threo bedrooms In
tho cottage, but an extra cot could
bo placed In Ruth s room for her.
Or she could havo a room to her
self In ono of the servants' cot
tages. Ruth herself suggested that the
hitter plan would bo satisfactory I
for in sidle of her handicap she
readily learned the geography ol
rooms und doors aud furniture.
She was therefore infilled in a
largo room on the scAmd floor,
with Its windows overlooking the
gulden and the big house; and
Olga hustled ubout with her things
before tuking her own bag to tho
servants' cottage. Nat and Tylor
were given Ihe adjoining bedrooms
on tho ground floor of the cottage,
opening off the enormous living-
room, which was lined with well
filled bookcases.
Nat and Tylor wore relaxing
over Ihelr pipes before starting to
dress for dinner, when Gordon up-
poured at the cottage, alone. He
seemed in good spirits.
"Just wanted to see that you
were fixed up all right," be said.
"K very thing's shipshape," said
Tyler.
"Good," said Gordon.
lie took u seat, lighted a ciga
rette, began to chuckle slightly.
"I say," he said. "I've fixed up a
nice Utile surprise for my friend
tho ussitHSin tor bis next visit."
Nat aud Tyler looked at him in
quiringly. "I've had workmen here all day
installing uu elaborate alarm aud
illumination system." Gordon went
on. "Tho most ingenious thing you
ever saw !"
He beamed ut them proudly, like
a small boy. Nat thought, bragging
aiiout u new toy. lyier usheu mm
about tint alarm system.
"It's au Invisible ray." said Gor
don. "It shoots across every eu
tranco lo the house, doors, win
dows, skylights, everything. Any
one or anything M ail fusing
lb rough the ray breaks a circuit
vv hich automatically sounds the
alavin aud at (he same time com
pletely illuminates the en tiro
grounds! They call the thing th
'in visible eye.' It's based, or
course, on the photo-eleilric cell."
"Sounds thorough enough," Nut
laughed. "Supposo it's impost hie
for anyone to get into tho house
now without briucing dow u the
whole place on him."
"I'tterly impossible," said Gor
don complacently.
"The next invader, if there is an
other one. ought lo get a warm ie
cepiion," said Tyler, smiling.
"I think there'll lie another,"
said Gordon sober ly, "And w eve
got to catch him!" .
"Well, let's hope so." said Tler.
"Holwoen your 'Invisible eye' and
(tilth, we ought It) be able
il off."
to pull
"I'm counting on II." said Gnr-lmoiu. Gordon replied. Then he
don. He cleared hts throat. "I Ijomghed slightly and glanced at
wanted lo have a woid or tun I his watch.
w ith you about the whole situation j "If you'll rxcuso mo, now." be
here before dinner," be went on. j "aid. "I I must dress for dinner.
"I think I've worked out a plans-1 We shall meet ut eight."
ihlu reason for your ;:i'Miin:
Vie re. ou see. 1 don't u'JH (6
alarm the women of tu family any
more than necessary, of course
the events of last night have thcni
all lu something of a state. Hut I
have assured them that we are all
quiio iputt I I wouldu t likw
i theui to kuuw that ;ou are betel
in black
i to well, to protect me. You un
derstand?" ' Tyler nfcdded.
! "My explanation is this," Gordon
resumed: ".Mr. TyhH', as an old
friend, and u former district attor
' my, is to work with me in my
1 cumpaigu against Ihe underworld.
I have deemed it udvisablo to tell
ithem
now, uf thut. Naturally, iu
vk'W "f AliS Ty ler's-COIldit ioil, he
would' want her to be with him
And Mr. lleuson, us his confiden
tial assistant "
"Would natiiK.'ly be with mo
also," Interrupted Tyler. "That
sounds all right to me."
"One more thing," said Gordon
hesitantly, lowering his voice. "I
think it just as well that wo
shouldn't mention Miss Tyler's
extraordinary powers."
He looked at Tyler, half-apolo-gelfcally.
"Aa you wish." said Tyler.
"Then 1 think I hut's all. sir."
said Gordon, rising. "Unless
there's something anything I can
do for you?"
Tyler looked at him through
half-lowered lids.
"Mr. Gordon," he said, "I didn't
want to speak of Ibis in the pres
ence of your sou, this morning. Rut
I think it's only fair lo tell you
you were not alone iu your cam
paign of shall wo say checking
up?"
"Kb?" said Gordon. His eyes
looked startled. And yet, both men
noticed none of this showed iu his
face.
"I moan, we were ralher curious
about you," pursued Tyler, "And
wo took the liberty ofof examin
ing your past."
Gordon stared at them, his eyeb
dilating.
"We found " Tyler began, then
paused, glanced ut Gordon signifi
cantly. The nian wet his lips but said
nothing.
"A stone wall," Tyler finished,
hmking at Gordon keenly. There
vas no sign of either alarm or re-
hef iu Hie man's fare. Only his eye
j lids twitched slightly; then ho
controlled (hem.
! "Gentlemen," he said a trifle
j jH,
duly, "that is my affair, 1
please don't ask me something I
1 do not feel at liberty to answer.
This this is a family matter
known only to myself, my sou aud
my wife. 1-1 can assure you that
there is linihing discreditable "
lie stopped, gestured with his
bauds. -
"We weren't implying that there
was." snid Tyler quickly. "Flease
don't think us meddlers, Mr. Gor
don. Rut we've done you a service--"
"A service 1 can ne er repay."
said Gordon. "Ileheve me. Mr. Ty
ler, 1 npprecmie Rut you know
that. Will il smtice if I sueur, oil
my honor, that this Ibis is nut a
guilty secret?"
"Of course." said Tyler
might lie ol incalculable
us "
"No, no." said Gordon,
possible. I have just
"Hut it
help to
It's ini
assured i ,m-
He slopped at a sound. Riilb
w as coming dow u tile unfamiliar
stairs, with olga's baud on her el
bow. She hesitated u niomenl,
j then culled out, a good evening to
"Very good." said T ler.
He accompanied Gordon tn the
door. The man held out his hand,
suddenly, lyler extended his own
and Gordon clasped il firmly. He
raised his leit hand to Tyler
shoulder aud stood thus (or a mo
j meat.
(To be ceutiuued)
RAMBLINGS
NEWS-REVIEW
MAN
By PAUL JIHKIN
ALTHOUGH it Is open to travel,
ami has been for several
weeks, there is a lot of snow at
Crater Lalje yet.
It lies In great
spreading drifts,
somu six to eight
foet In depth,
which have melt
ed long enough,
however, to have
become a bit
dingy und ragged
looking. The road
is cleared to, and
around, the lodge,
and tho cement
pathway bordering the rim along
the promenade is clear of snow, as
is the stairway leading dowu to
the yinuott memorial. The cafo
turiu und the various buildings in
tho camp ground ure about mid
deep in snow. - i
The day I was there Sunday
was overcast by great drifting
banks ut clouds, aud this rather
spoiled the deep iudi;;o effect of
Iho water's coloration, except for
tho raro periods when tho sun
broke through aud the skies clear
ed overhead. However, the consid
erable crowd of visitors present
were loud lu their praise of the
bcuutiful scene. Moat of them were
visiting it for the first lime.
The only officials present were
those at the Anna Springs sta
tion, six miles distant from tiie
lake at tho junction uf the lateral
road connecting Crater with the
Medford-Klaniath highway travers
ing the park. Here ull curs going
to the lake are halted, the license
numbers taken, und names of the
drivers listed. Also a dollur ire is
collected from all first enlrjcars
of the current season.
Although the season is early and
In spile of the snow, travel 1b
brisk, the Anna Springs attend
ants told me. An average of 75 first
entry cars have been checked iu
daily for the past couple of weeks,
aud the Sunday average has been
2itW. At this rate, tho park service
will be able to build some more
rock houses, and stairways, and
buy some mure shiny uniform but
tons for tho park rangers by the
end of the year.
The rim road encircling tho lake
si ill is deep in snow. Tho section
leading to the left, from which tho
Diamond Lake road branches, may
bo traced where it follows the
shoulder of tho mountuin beyond
which the descent commences to
the lower country surrounding Dia
mond, but no effort has been made
to clear it, nor. will, I imagine, in
asmuch us there ure other eif
trances to this hike. Tho one lead
ing to it from The Dalles-California
highway has been opened for a
week or more, and Is in fair con
dftion, according to radio reports
broadcast - last Friday from Med
fnni. The same authority listed the
Union creek road us open and
passable, but In poor shapo for
travel at the present time.
The snow Is melting rapidly in
these high mountain ureas, and
soon the lodges ut the various
lakes will be open, the camp
grounds cleared and renovated, und
all made ready for the coming uf a
horde of expected visitors who will
flock from far aud near to view the
marvelous scenery, breathe the
fresh unified air aud catch a fish,
maybe.
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,s - I eotioual.
S: ii Salon Music.
i ; t;iy ijunhaido.
U Jo Famous Music
lit ei Ydiijju iiUit'.
10. 31.' Women's Exchange.
She Was Too Busy
Mr,. France, Dyr
Hsr job as mayor of Grover,
Colo., proved a handicap to Mrs.
Frances Dyer, above, when it
came to keeping the affection of
her husband, she explained in fil
ing an alienation of affections
suit against a Grover school
teacher for $12,500, claiming she
was responsible for the breakup
of the Dyer home.
"Out-Brodics" Brodie
on
Xouis Klein J '
The famous feat of Steve Brodie
U'lio iumoed 133 foot fi-nm KTw
(York's Brooklyn bridge into Jhet
. ijaoi utw in ioou, ivua ucupaeu
by 10-year-old Louis Klein of New
Orleans when ho dove from the!
:new Mississippi bridge into the
water 153 feet below. Klein is
shown recovering in the hospital
t.from the shock and extra water;
fche .'took . aboard"
oil Saw Turns.
15 Love Songs of Today.
Afternoon Hours
05 Copco's Pinto Pele and His
Ranch Boys.
20 News-Review News Broad
cast. 30 The Studebaker Champions.
45 WPA Program.
00 Lawrence Tibbetts.
15 -Heart Songs.
45 Vocal Ensemble.
1)0 Down Memory Lane.
SO Music of Other Lauds.
Oil World Rook Man.
15 Hand Selections.
:;in Story Land.
00 -The Lditor Views the News.
; 15 Matinee Reveries.
45 An Ounce of Prevention,
no Mixie Memories.
15 Vagabonds of the Prairies.
JO .Motor Shop Garage pre
sents The Hawk.
:45 Rovano Operatic Tenor.
:15 The Ford V-S Revue.
30 Songs Seldom Heard.
00 Grab Hag Program.
00 Sign Off.
BUNCO MEN WIN .
IN POKER GAME
PORTLAND, Ore.. May :i0.
( AP) There were two kinds of
poker today as far as K. C. Perry,
hour parlor proprietor, was con
cerned straight poker und crook
ed poker.
lu the latter kind two of a kind
beat four threes, for the two wore
buncoists.
He bet $1H on a hand with a
chance acquaintance of a week,
aud backed his opener with $ti00
more hastily procured from a
bank. He held Lhe bcsT hand, but
not the most deft. That honor
went to a "hystauder" who skipped
with the stakes.
The phone jangled, aud when
Perry turned around the other half
of Hie bunco team vuuUhed, he
told police.
-o-
HIGHWAY TALK ON
KRNR SCHEDULED
A discussion of the North Ump
quu highway will be a feature over
radio station KlIMt at 4:'ju p. ni.,
Tuesday, June 2. The talk will be
given by V. V. Hharpham, super
visor of the UmiHiua National for
est, on the program sponsored by
the Roseburg chum her of com
inerco. Vitit Roseburg Friends Mr.
and Mrs. James Joce, of Astoria,
wete iu Roseburg over the week
end YUitinc fi ieuds. Mrs. Joyce
wan formerly May V. Pyron. chief
teh phone Oieiator here tor sevei
al years.
I t. t
One Word Led
To Another
Bugs Baer
(Copyright. 1M6, Kins Features
Syndicate, Inc.)
Marry in Haste and Shoot at
Leisure.
7a .nl a lau'l'or in Hlir InWII U'llO
specializes In ladies who shoot
their husbands, our town is ivew
York where husbands are preliy
much like clay pigeons.
He does pretty well with
ladies who shoot other people's
husbands. And. when things are
dull, he accepts girls who pep
per their fiances. He is so
successful that not one of his 1
clients has. ever parked on the
legal griddle.
All that lie asks is that his homi
cidal client uses a pearl handled
revolver lnsteud of a machine Run.
Something dainty, frilly and eftcm
inute. Another small Item la that
the lady must look pale and In
teresting. Which result can be
attained by standing on her
head in a flower barrel for five
minutes.
We have watched this Daniel
Webster of the rifle ranges sway
a jury. He has 'em rocking like
porch furniture.
In his last successful case
his client shot her man in the
back. The plea was self-de
fense. This plea hooked up
up with the facts like a screen
door in an igloo. It didn't be
long. A man who has been gunned In
self-defeiiBe should have the bul
let In front like a rose in his lupel.
At no tlmo cun the plea of self
preservation be turned Into uu Aus
trian pursuit race.
A man with a slug between
his shoulder blades is going
the wrong way. That's Sunday
driving. Yet this famous at
torney can take a case like that
and thread it through the mi
croscopic eyes of fantastic
needles.
W'e have a hunch that most of hi)
results aro not strictly ethical,
Thut ho does not depnd so much
on his plea us he docs on tha
knowledge thut he has a stow
uway ln tho rumble seat.
Like many other successful
criminal slllibers he has a cou
sin on the jury. All you need
is one among twelve and you
can tie things up like the
wrapping department of a big
department store.
Still, one major item In his fa
vor is that masculine jurors never
hang a pretty lady who massacres
her husband. They seem to think
that husbands and postage stumps
are more authentic when perfo
rated. VITAL STATISTICS
MARRIAGE LICENSES
ANI1EKSON-VON rUSSL- I.uwr
piico Anilei-Hon. Vrpku, and ItulU
Vuu I'otst;!, ltosL'burg.
AU.imilHlli-MlI.LlSlt Fred
A- AllilriilKe. Drain, and Llla L.
.Miller, lloscburg.
WUKTZ-STKWAKT John Leon
ard Worlz and Mary Jean yiuwart,
both uf Drain.
IIATTIKI.nSTUADKK lialo
William llulfii'lil and Norma Stra
del-, both residents of Uixullvllle.
CIIAI-TIN - HKNUKUSON
linireo l.id t'lmlfin and Op.il Hen
derson, both of Cottage drove.
BORN
IJOOTll To Mr. anil Mis. liar
lie W. Ilnnth. of l.KinchviHiil. at
Morcy hospliiil, Saturday uinht,
.May 3U, a son.
SIIAW To Mr. and Mrs. Dudley
Shaw, of West First struct, Satur
day, May 3D, a daughter.
Undergoes Minor Operation
Stewart Conner, of this eilv. IimiI
his tonsils removed this morning
oy nr. a. u. beeiy.
Stock and Bond
Averages
STOCKS
Compiled by The Associated Press,
June 1:
3'i 1". lr, CO
lllll'lH ItH'n I'l'u Kl i:a
Today S2.ll 3.1.1 47.3 63.0
I'rev. day .... S2.7 31.9 li.2 61.11
Month iiko .... 7s. 6 32 7 ll.l fiS.5
Venr ano ,'iK.i( 21.7 2il.D 41.S
l''3t hiuh S.V8 311.7 f.il.X 01. t
13 low 73.1 311.2 13.1 r.5.7
1;l:l" hifh 7-3 31.2 41.7 iiHl
I'-MS lo ia.5 lx.5 21.0 31K
BONDS
2" I'l in 10
Kir linn rr kkh.
T"da 91H iiij.u lo 6 g 9
I'rev. day H2.0 1ii3.ii o s mo
.Month ario .... 9" 7 l2.l lol.o 69.U
Vear ai-o 79 3 9.1.2 93 5
1936 Iniih 913 lul l i2 S j.0
l9it low -G.9 l'H.x 9.3 6vl
1W5 Uijb v; a, in j .2 9 j j
1335 low 76.1 82.2 bl.o 65.5
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