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Newspaper Page TextFOUR ROSEBURC NEWS-REVIEW. ROSEBURG. OREGON, WEDNESDAY. JANUARY 8. 1936. Iwurd fall Kreiit Puodny by Ibr Member of Tiie AMuc.ulrtl Vrrmm The Associated Pram In exclusive ly entirit-d to uto lor rupulilK tlon o all iw atwitalciii a credited to It or not oilier wihu credited In thla paper and to all lui-al uewu published herein. All rltflit of r- KubllcUon of special Uittptcbe rein are al"0 renerved. HAKHJ8 ELU3WOUTH Edl tor Entered as locond cImhs nitti:r May 17. W 10. si thy pout offi'M m hovtfburff. Ojtuon. under act ot March J, 1871. RprnUd hy M C MOCENSF.N S CO lnc. Unit Prin-liro- H Ilun'1 Hired. t.m Aunrlr-43 Hjulli Spring Btrt-et. Seulile 6US Btutvurt Kirtcl. Lblt-Mi(( -:bU Norm Mn.hiK"li Avtj. IJt-trll HtplH;nhoii lJhltf, New Kork 21 Kant 40lb HtrdeU 1'ortlund li.Mjell Uldg. BuliMTlptioa It h tea Dally, per year by mall If 00 Dally. 6 inontha by mull ii.iw Daily, 3 montlm ly until I.uh rtni.. mintrf M.nnln hv infill,.,, .fi(t Daily, by carrier per month t0 Mechanical Watchman. COMKTIIIN'J new In nutomullc fire ulurms Iiiih btn Invented In IirU and isuccttssfully used thoie niid in i-ondoii. It Is called u BiKnuphone and" may bo operat ed ulthur by thermostat or by push button. With the tlu-i mo.stat, hot air rlHiiiK to the colliiiff when flro hua broken out breaks u closed cir cuit. An uluctrical ruluy in the uiKiiaphonu tlu'ii Htiirts u clock work motor. Thla, In turn, culla thu flro station by menu of a small diulhiK tlrum on which mo motal tllaca with projections C or IX'H pond ing tO tllO luttOlH Ullll fiKUIOH of tlr proper telephone nuiubur. When the station has been call ed, a phonograph record botflim to play, telling just where the firo la. It repeats the message conlinuoua ly for three and a half minutes. Uy that timo any well-i eKUhited df partnient would he on its way. Tho ulKuuphuiie, however, hua not IlniHhcd its work. It procueda to ring up the homo of thu subscrib er ami repents its mcamiKe to him. All thla luechunlam, lacking the therinoatat, may be set In motion by u watchman punning tho pro per button. There is a similar outfit which may be attached to doors or win dows or to valuable objects In a home or art gullet y. If mny of these are riialuihcd by u burglar the Blgnuphono cuIIh the police. The apparatus runs silently in side u small hukelilu casing. Mechanical gadgets like these sometimes get out of order and fall to do their stuff, hut watch men mny full asleep or be over come by smoke or overpowered by burglars. Tho uutomalle device is probably no inoro falliblo tliun humuu beings. Double-Edged "Aryanism." TM1AT boycott of Juws by thu Hitler government works both ways. While Jewish employed! uro discharged by "Aryan" employ ers, Including I he German govern ment Itsclt, u New Vein's edict bus also ordered "Aryan" women work lug as scrvuhtH in Jewish homes and as secretaries and stenograph ers Tor Jewish business uud pro fcsslonnl men to quit their John Immediulcly. It Is estimated t tint 30,11(10 German servant girls and liiiiuy thousand German otticu workers thus become jobless. There is In (liesu regulutions a Spartan consistency which wins u sort of respect. Tho hlg Idea is complete separation of the iaus. sociully and ecomimk-ully. And in separating them, the racial lun atics uro willing to hurl Teutons in order lo hurt Hebrews. The upshot Is that nobody is Inui'littcd. llotii races sutler. Her man prosperity la retarded uud Germany forfeits world sympathy and support w lieu she needs friends more than ever before. Kxpcrts drafting regulations for thu social security act say the) have difficulty determining exact ly what "ugricu Mural labor" is. Grandpa could tell thein. Wuru are not won by bombing hospitals. Editorials on News (Continued from pane 1.) situation, ilumuii nature Is human nutuic. OUT many fanners, even includ Ing those receiving AAA bene fit payments, have been shrewd enough to see I hat under AAA Ainei him agriculture was beaded for u headache. Here Is what we have been do ing: Wo have been hiring American farmers NOT to produce, thus rais ing the level of American farm juices ubove the world leel and making it iHissihle for fanners In other countries to Bell profitably fn the American market. In other words, foreigners have been biting our own farmers not been Hiring our own fanners not to grow. American consumers, in effect, have been taxed to provide a good market at profitable pi fees for FOHKKJN I'ltOlH.'CKIlS. A situation such us that cuu't continue indefinitely. nPO TIIOSK who bellevo us this writer does that Is, that you cuu't monkey with tho law of siijh ply and demand without getting in to trouble sooner or later It is a fair conclusion thut by stopping AAA now, before it bus had time to disturb still further tho normal clmtiiicls of world trade, tho su preme court decision may have the effect of IMtrcVKNTINU tho head ache that wua' otherwise inevit able. IM KBAIJTY. AAA. NItA. and all the others of their kind, are only minor side Issues. Thu real issue is this: Hhull we go on with the typically American inulftut ions that were built up und have flourished under the form of government created by tho constitution of I he Cnlted States, or shall we TMItOW OVKIt MOARI) the constitutional limita tions under which wo have operat ed In the past so HueceHKfully as lo have become the world's MOST KNVIKD NATION and strike out into waters that for us will be new, although they have been sail ed for centuries by tho peoples of tho older world? Thut Is the big Issue thut will be before the Amerlcun people in this political campaign of 19:1(1, and us the days go by It will loom larg er ami larger. It is an Issue that means llfo or death for tho America of the past. CLINIC CLICKS FROM DOUGLAS HEALTH OFFICE At the clinic held at tho Slither- lin aciiool Tuesday, January 7, most olTieiont volunteer sorvlco was giv en by Itev. and Mrs, Stearns Cash ing and Mrs. L,loyil Thompson. Kightccn were given toxoid, 40 the tuberculin test, 27 vaccinated and :iti given the Schick test by Dr. J. K. Campbell, Douglas county pub lic health ofllcer. The success of this clinic was due to the splendid eo-operutlon of Marvin Kisher and all the teach ers of tho Sutheiiiu school, who not only organized tho clinic with in the school but interested many purentH with pro-school children In ultending. Marvin Fisher, principal of the Sutheiiiu school, previous to tiie clinic asked Miss Moffatt to ad dress his high school health class as well as the grade school groups. Following Mils clinic all the fflst grade pupils of Miss Jilunche Slut- er were exumlned as well as so lected groups of Mrs. Juanttu Uule and Lloyd Cameron's pupils. A return trip will bo niudo to the Sutheiiiu sehool Thursday at which tune, ull high school students par ticipating in school uthletica will bo examined. Clinics will be held at the Oak lung school Wednesday, January H, und Friday, January 10. A student of tho (iardiner school is being sent to Doerubeckor hos pital this week. TOWNSEND CLUBS' DOINGS IN DOUGLAS YONl'AI.I.A. The regular meet ing of the Voucalla Townseud club was held In the Odd Fellows hall, Tuesday (-Miiing w 1th 1 he presi dent, Wm. (iaiiier. presiding. John rainier gave u reading utter which bulletins were read by the secre tary, Mis. Olive AlcKee. After u quite heated discussion on report oi i he nominal ion committee, I he following ul fleers were duly elected for I he lollowing term: President, Wm. tiarner; vice-president, Sam (iurunr; secretary, Mrs. Olive Me Kee; treasurer, Jake Wilson; ad visory board, Ceoige Files, Henry Parks, li. W. Angst. Oscar Thiol, Fred lee and Ilert Duel. KIWANIS TO TALK OVER 1936 PLANS The retiring officers of the Kosehui g kiuiinis club w ill meet ai a dinner scs.siou tonight with (he new uliicers to discuss plans for club activities during the com ing ear. The new nllirers were installed lut night at a ruosfeu joalde ladles night program held ai the t'mpipui hotel. Tonight's conteivnce will be held in the new hamim-t loom at Tho 'lavern Martini; at ti::to oYhH-k. The outgoing ofticeis will suuiniai i.e (he past year's aelii-tie.-. and will give the henollt of (heir evpeiieiice to I he new offle ers in oui lining work for the coin ing months. LOW COST FOOD IS ACCORDED PUPILS At a cost of only 'J, cents per mouth per pupil or individual, I In Oakland puldic schools au liiruish iug hot soup or chocolate eio h da to about mi pupils. The hot lend is served to supplcmrut the lunches ol I he pupils, the ucimiy liemg dlrecie-l ) (he meini.i-is ut the tin Is" leamie The cost is only one cent per dish or cup. some pu pils, however, fin lushing eget aides or milk In lieu of inoiie). In i .v(arn Hrttis'i Columbia yrevv fioui otl.OoO populaLiou lu u piovlnc ot 70tf,OtK-letflUeuti, LOVE DENIED by Louise Long and Ethel Doherty CHAPTFt XXX Lucieu cumc towurd the boys at tho big table, who were shouting to him to hurry up. Then ho saw Sharleue's excited, welcoming face uud deflected his course. "Sharleno! Of all the luck!" "Lucieu! This Is my husbuud Mr. Dumcroll, Mr. Morrow." i ' Lucieu shook liuuds with Knt. sizing him up with a keen flush of his eyes. "Won't you Join us?" asked Kent. 'Thanks. I'd like to but I'll huve to uiuko It right with the hoys." When ho camo back and sat down at their table, ho looked at their plates. "Oysters? Not for mi no. Mo for tho big steak!" "What uro you doing in Now Orleans, LiU'ien?" Shuiieno asked. "Shooting a river boat on thu Mississippi." "Another 'Showboat'?" "No. Mark Twain story. It's go ing grout!" Ijiiclcn's eyes shone with enthusiasm und good fooling. "You picture fellows," Kent said, smiling, "get such a kick out ol your job! You're In the amuse ment business and you get a lot ot amusement out of It." "Sure. It's u game. Wo who ac tually make the pictures get all tho tun. Ii'b no picnic for tho 'execs' who sit and worry about Wall slreet. Hut for mo it's thrilling! I wouldn't do anything else. You see, I started out In tho bond busi ness and there was no adventure, no cxciicnionl, no romance, and 1 thought id die. Jlul in this busi ness I'm gelling younger every day I live." "It interests me," Kent said, thoughtfully, "mure than anything else in the line of business. I've thought about It a lot this ami producing plays on Itroudway. lint this game looks like more real fun. I've ubout exhausted the possibili ties of golf and yachts and fish ing " "You can have all those ill pic tures," Lucieu pointed out, "and a million more things besides. Why don't you throw some of your money into the Held? Time Is ripe lor independents now." Kent's eyes began to sparkle. "What do you say. Shuiiene? Shall we go lo Hollywood?" Sharleno w as atari led. but sfie answered gaily: "Whither thou goest und all that !" Lucieu Morrow was looking ut her but she avoided his eyrs. Stuart was wulMng over the Hollywood hills yne windy duy in February, tlieat gray clouds nciid ded across iho sky out of the black north. They tw isted and w tithed In a t maided mass over the opening 01 the ravine blotting oui the comforting glimpse of the town. His eyes were fixed som berly on the great blackened patch ahead where a disastrous brush fire had roared lis destructive way in Hie auiumii. "Am I to be like that scared ground torever?" he thought. "Never to teel lite llprush Of spring inside me again?" A meadow lark trilled with Pol ly iiuuish perseverance. "Oh, shut up!" Stuart muttered initubly anil lurried towards home He stopped at ihe mailbox at the loot of the hill. He had not been Interested enough to look In it for three du s. A solitary bill was lorihcotning. It was from the art ists' supply firm. Stuart tore it J open on the wuy up lo the house. j Untitling to Hud out bow much he Second Crossing! Jg'r.w ''ffaafgSi, " rja- --2r n i owed. There was u note appended to the hill. Very peremptory. "We regret that we shall have to close your account if this bill, long over du, is not paid at once." And the bill was for close to two hundred dollars. Stuart let himself into his studio and looked blankly around the cold, cheorless place, as if asking where the money was to -come from. No use sending any more soup "ideas." The advertising business was shot to bits along with almost every other enterprise since the crash of the stock mar ket. With a sigh Stuart started to puck up the canvases snieured with that two hundred dollars' worth of paint. He did not believe in any one of them. Horrible daubs. Hesitating, immature. 13 ut his only stock in trade. Perhaps Abo Foreman could get a few dol lurs for them from some benight' ed fool. Hut Foreman , the art deuler, was having his own troubles, being In a "luxury" business. Abe was nervous and hrituhle and in no mood to be kind. Nothing good had couio from that hill-top stu dio for a long time. He eyed his tail, thin, reluctant visitor without warmth. "I I hope you can sell some of this truck, Abe," Stuart begun hultiugly. "Let's see it," noii-coiuiuittully from Foreman. Stuart unpacked and set up his cunvuscs in the midst of a depressing silence that continued ominously as the expert scrutinized ouch puiuling in turn. At tho end Abu turned away uud lit u cigar. "Take 'em away," ho said tersely. "1 can't sell 'cm." "I hoped perhaps there'd be some " "Some boob, eh? Well, I don't play my custumers a dirty trick, see? Some of 'em wouldn't know any better than to buy those on your former reputation. Hut it ain't fair to thorn or to you to let that truck go out as Penuiug ton's." Stuurt was silent, looking at the Hour. Foreman began storming up and down, smuklug ruriously, sun oilmen sending a baleful glance ut Ihe can vases. hut's got into" you, Penning ton? You're afraid. You used lo handle color with freedom, and magnificent effect. Now look at these things. Whut's the matter? Ain't you got any more gump tion?" . . Stuarl did not answer. Presentl) Abo Foreman picked up a study of a ery young girl among almoud blossoms. "Look at tills! Hlah. blah, blah! Oh, 1 know you're a mighty good draughtsman. Tlhs drawing is O. K. Hut it don't mean a thing. Do you happen to remember a thing you did called 'Death'? Huh: All Ihis shift smells oT death -but there ain't a thing here (hut's got the feel ot that little old can vas ! " Stuarl stirred. "Can you sell anything ut all these days. A lie? Could ou sell that 'Death'' If you had It now ?" "Sure I could! People have still got tnone) for permanent iiui like that. Hut this jtmR looks like some of the chromatics of that bunch ,-jf posers up the alley. I heard you'd been running with 'em " "Well. I didn't have anything in side. Abe. Vacaut. lione blooie. So 1 begau to look out tide to feee what the other fellow were UoIum. got so much from such contacts in Paris. . . . I've boon trying for restraint, subtlety " "Yah! Yah! And lost ull your sparkle! 'Isms' again. I used lo be glad you were one painter who'd walk alone and give us something original. Subtlety blah ! What more subtlety do you want than iu thut 'Sun Shining Through .louds'? Go up to Lucieu Morrow's and study it a winie it's use an Old Muster. Maybe you can learn something. You make me sick!" "Well," said Stuart, ut lust, "that's all very well but I need some money." "You and who else?" sneered Abe Foreman. "Well, 1 won't ruin your reputation by trying to sell that tripe. If you Heed money, go dig sewers. Hut listen, boy, the iniuulo you paint something in the old manner you let me know." - So Stuart packed his canvases again and lugged them home. He might have tried some other deal ers 'but, with Abe's scorn ringing in his ears, he didn't have the nerve. He culled up the artist supplies' place on the telephone and hap pened to get Hermann, the old German who knew his dyes so well. "Oh, Ilerniann. This is Mr. Pen nington. I reckon I want the credit department " "Yes, Mr. Pennington." The old voice hesitated. "I'm sorry about about that notice that was sent to you " "That was ull right. The bill is long overdue. Hut 1 don't know what to use for money so 1 can get more pulnt!" "Mr. Pennington excuse me but did you ever think of felling your clothes?" "My clothes?" "I mean not the tweeds you wear now. Hut you used lo come in here wearing bcuuliful suits after you got buck from tiie Or ient. 1 used to be a tailor in the old country so I noticed. 1 thought maybe if you still had them " "Oh, yes, I have them some where," Stuart was remembering the Kddle Meyer clothes thut hud heou locked away In a trunk since the day ho moved out of Shaiieno's house. "Good! There are lots of actors and such In Hollywood that would be glad to buy those clothes. Solo mon Sobel specializes in them. Can't I send him up to you, Mr. Pennington V" "Why," said Stuart, laughing a little lu embarrassment, "that's mighty kind. If you think well yes, we could try It!" MA1I right. Air.. Pennington. And I wunt to remind you 1 have some of that special alazarlne crimson you uspd to use." "Thanks. I'll be in soon." Stuart dragged the wardrobe trunk into the studio from where it hud stood for months in the see oud bedroom, and finally found the keys lu a tumbled bureau drawer cheek by jowl with some collars and a Tew discarded tubes of paint. He rather shrunk (rum opening the trunk. He had been successful lu walling off all sick memories of those lust turbulent months. He had walled off Sharleno herself so successfully that he rarely thought of her any more. Drawing out tho suits on tho rods, ho satisfied ihmself thut tho mollis hud not ravaged them. When he nhook out tho handsome dinner clothes he had worn on his "lasl Appearance" as "Prince Consort," his hand encountered something soft us flower petals in a pocket. Stuart drew It out. It was the scarf Ihe Mahaianu of Cdalpur had given Shaticue on that magic journey to tho Wind Palace ut Jut Saiuaud. It was drawn through ber little diamond-studded weddiuf ring and cluug to U1b bauds like cob web, with a gossamer yet per sistent caress. "So delicate," she bad said, "that one may pass a whole scarf through a finger ring." She bad left him the scarfand the ring, mute reminders of the glorious moments that were bis alone. She roust have felt that even sbe had no right to share that memory with him any longer. . . . So like Sbaiiene! Suddenly Stuart buried his fuce (n the scarf. The fragrance of Sharlene still pervaded it. He stood there in the big untidy room, shaken like the silver birch out side his window in the February wind. The diamonds in the ring cut into his mouth as he crushed it again&t his face. ... When he lifted his eyes at last, there was a new look dawning in their sorrowful depths. Something just being born not yet seeing the light but coming coming o u t of agony into light. . . , An arnuzing equipage wus draw ing tp a slop at the foot of the patb to Stuart's house. Cream colored with black velvet uphol stery, small and ornate. It wus less like an automobile than like Cin derella's pumpkin coach. The chauffeur in black uniform and puttees (too bud it couldn't have been small clothes!) run around to open the door. Julie stepped ouf of her coach, drawing sables about her small person, and regarded the steep in cline with annoyance. "I don t know how I'll ever make it lu this wind," she observed petu lantly. The chauffeur measured her pe tite form with his eye. "I could carry you If it was on the level, but " He cast a hopeless glance up the hill. "Oh, I guess I can walk It. It has boon done!" When she walked in on him, Stuart was striding up and down Iho room holding un exquisite Fust Indian veil in hiu hand. Julie no ticcd it instantly, her uttention pouncing as always on any sort of beautiful wearing apparel. He turned dazzled eyes to nor, at nig gling up from dreams, not even recognizing the Intruder at first. "Hello, darling! Where'd you get that gorgeous" Her eyes caught the open trunk and the clothos. "What's up, Stuurt? You're not going away?" "What? Oh, no. I'm broke and I'm selling tills truck to raise some money." "Don't do it!" Julie advanced Into the room and dropped her furs on a chair. "I'll buy thut scarf, Stuart, and give you more for it than you could get for all the clothes " She reached out a determined hand for the veil, but he deftly whipped it uwuy from her and lucked it into the Inner pockot of his coat. "It's not for sule," he said evenly. "But I could use It In my next picture." i "So can I," he said with some strange inward elation. "What do you mean?" Julie de manded sulkily. "For a prop, you know." "Oh! Like that Spanish comb you brought home one time. . . . You never got to puiut me as a Mexican girl, did you, Stuart?" "No." He spoke absently, almost abruptly. An idea wus stirring, stirring, demanding to be born. Julie cuiied up on the couch. "Set fire to that trash in the fire place, darling. This room is aw fully cold." He did so. She kicked off her lit tle pumps and held her stocking ed foet toward the blaze, watching Stuart as he strode up and down the room. There began to be a pervading excitement about him. His blue eyes sparkled when he turned in his restless pacing to fuce the fire. His hair was still tumbled from the wind. His mouth ho had cut it. Julie longed to kiss it. At first she watched him lazily while she basked like a kitten, reveling in tho sight of him. I hen she begun to catch the excitement, only hers was for a very different reason. "1 had to see you, Stuart," she suid throutily. "I've been dying to see you!" He threw her an ubsent smile and continued to pace. She got up quickly and run to seize his arm, pudding along with him in silk shod feet, up und down, up und down the room. He wus not aware of hor, but she did nut know it for a while. "Know why I came, darling? 'Cause I love you, that's why! Aud t Ret hungry for you. Hungry, Stuart " "To the hungry heart " he mur mured under his breath. She could feel tho tenseness of his urm under her bund. "Of course, you wore right, dar ling, not to murry me then and live my life. But look. Stuart. why can't wo recon yes, recon sider n. She ran with little kitten nad ding steps to keep up with his sliides. She did not look at him, uut sue know that he was stir red. en course, i ve got lots of men friends it isn't that." She paused for that to sink in to get him jealous. He hurried his steps and ane was jubilant. "Hut you see," she went on ca ressingly, M miss you, darling, and i want you Stuart interrupted her suddenlv with some indeterminate word like "wait." He went over to his easel, threw asiue a half-finished picture and grubbed up a new canvas. His eyes were blazing now aud his lips a taut line. Julio, fighting down sudden an ger, recognized that look. He had an Idea for a picture, "for crying out loud!" Ho hadn't oven listened while she she had been offering him eerthing! What a fool!" She sin m ied her foot but It made a ludicrous soft "plop" on the barr floor and it hint her. (To be continued) A Bible printed iu Londou iu lTts is used by w. A. Coats at tiiriutughdtu, Ala. One Word Led To Another Bugs Bacr (.Copyright, 193(1, King Features Syndicate, Inc.) One Great Republican fin a nf I li first luw-8 of national noliticn is that the losers must stage a Victory dinner. That's how tho Democrats got back Into power. They Just made It on their sev enteenth annual triumphant basket party. This year it's the republi cans' turn to pass the pickles and sing songs of thanksgiving in praise of nothing at all It's a strange thing ubout vic tory dinners. The guests look more like survivors than winners. And, after tho coffee Is served, they curry this odd resemblance out to ,the fifth decimal points. The chairman gets up on his rear hubs and reads a list of the killed, the resigned, the wounded, the ineligible, the missing, the referendum and the recall. - And on that list will bo many unknown uud many incognito. But, heading the scroll of glorious statesmen are the names of Jefferson, Jackson and yVHson. For twelve long years democratic orators kept the names alive in our hearts and on both networks. And It was Jefferson, Jackson and Wilson who led democracy up Pennsylvania avenue, past the treusury building und into the white house. They uro back m tho treasury now. The republican orators at the G. O. P. victory dinners are having large trouble in get ting good talking points. The chairman arises, thumbs east and west and says, "Think of those three great republicans, Lincoln, Lincoln, and -er -er -er." Then ho stops. Tho democrats have Jefferson, Jackson und Wil son. But where are the three great republicans? You cannot make a speech with two. No oration Is complete with just one. You must have three great numcs tor the triple climax, i Teddy Roosevelt, Sr., was a great republican. But when you .say Roosevelt today the younger generation thinks you mean Franklin, Eleanor or one of the boys at Harvard. You can't plug Hoover as a great republican for when you say Hoover the younger generation knows you mean Hoover. So the republican ardor Is ham strung aud handicapped by the lack of great names. After you mention Lincoln the other two are Amos n' Andy. U. S. POLITICAL OBSERVATIONS By BYRON PRICE (Chief of Bureau, The Associat ed Press, Washington.) However skeptical may bo their remarks tor publication, practical politicians have found much food for thought in the prediction ol' Senator James Hamilton Lewis that six presidential tickets may play significant parts in the cam paign of HJuti. Senator Lewis is an old-timer at the game of politics. He has had many and varied experiences ut watching the fall of tne cams una the break of the play. His sugces Hons sometimes are tinged with that oxotic originality which is so much a part of his individuality, yet they never fal to be tnteiest ing. The senator says he would not be surprised if there were two democratic tickets and two repub lican tickets in the field ; ami he expects considerable prominence to attach also to the socialist und the prohibition tickets. Such a situation might appear at first glance the dream or someone who had eaten too much Christmas candy. Yet, by one method of rea soning it is possible to conclude that, if anything. Senator Lewis may have understated the case. Irreconcilable Elements In no recent camitaigu have there been so many diverse and seemingly Irreconcilable political elements struggling for a place In ihe sun. It each realized its as pirations of establishing Itself as a national party, there would be more party labels in America than in Kngland or France. At least seven of those groups are reputed by their leaders, and by some others, to number their adherents in millions: The democrats who are content to follow Mr. Roosevelt. The northern democrats who. un der the current leadership of Al fred K. Smith, are dissatisfied with Mr. Roosevelt. The southern democrats, who are in revolt against Mr. Roosevelt and many of whom refused in 1 !2S to support Mr. Smith, now in pro cess of organization under the lead or Governor Talmudge of Geor gia. The republicans who favor a dl itct. rilil-wiuK oppobitiou to Mr. Roosevelt, as represented by toe protestations of Herbert Hoover. The republicans who repudiate : both Mr. Roosevelt and Mr. Hoov- er, aud are gathering together to support Senator Borab. ine democruts and republicans who believe that the only salva tion ot the country is adoption of the old-age peusiou plan of Dr. Town send. The democrats and republicans who can see no salvation except in the political precepts of. Father Coughlin. The seven groups thus enumer ated do not include the socialists. who polled nearly a million voles in 1'jZ2; the prohibitionists, now reorganizing with a uew zeal for the repeal of repeal; the furmor luOor party whlcii controls Mi tine sotu; the progressive party which controls Wisconsin; nor the com munist, social-labor, liberty, uud uationul parties, ull of which en tered tickets in the clectiou of Altogether, here are 15 groups ull strong enough to attract some sort of national attention. most of them strong enough to si i up comprehensive national organi zations if they choose. Further D'vi&ions When the list is reviewed, fur thermore, one striKing thing about it is tho fixed character of the lines which divide one group from another. Can the republicans hope for any tmicable working arrangements iip VASb between tht adherents of Mr. Hoover and the adherents of Mr. Borah, now that both of these leaders have come out into tho open with their opposing views ubout party reorganization? Will Dr. Towusend or Father Coughlin find It possible, in coin sisteut development of the princi ples to which each is so strongly committed, to support any demo cratic, republican, socialist or other candidato who docs not agree with them? KRNR PROGRAM (1,500 Kilocycles) SPONSORED BY NEWS-REVIEW TIIL'RSDAV, JAN. 9 Morning Hours 7:00 Aluriii Clock Club. 7:30 Nuws-Kuvli:v on the Ail. 7:45 Alarm Clock Club (culltil). X:30 Devotiunul. 8:15 Organ Music. 9:00-r-"IJown Memory's Path." 9:30 Federal Housing Program. 9:45 Popular Stars. 10 : 00 "Woman's Exchange." 10:30 "Waltz Time." 11:00 The Tavern's Novelty Kuu Fest. 11:15 "As Volt Lilto It" (request urogram). Afternoon Hours 12:15 Newslioview News )!ro:ul- cast. 12:30 Hansen Motor Co. Va rieties. 1:00 San .SniiHsl .Turkey Show. 1:15 "Tango Time." 2:00 Vanity Fair uml Wurlcl Uookmun. 2:15 Hotel Vulley's I'umiliar Melodies. 2 : 30 "Horse-opera." 2:45 Vocal Selections by famoul singers. 3:00 Wanda Armour at the pi. ano. 3:30 "Story lund." 4:00 "The Editor Views tho News." 4:15 The Sandwich Shop in I"utl and Frolic. 4:30 Pacific W oodmen Life Assn. Itequcst program, w I t U Wanda Armour. 4:45 Classical Music. 5:00 Sign off. FRIDAY, JAN. 10 Morning Hours 7:00 Alarm Clock Club. 7:20 Pacific Woodmen l.ifo Ins. Assn. with Wanda Armour. 7:35 News-lteview un the Air. 7:50 Alarm Clock Club (Con tinued). &:30 Uevotional. N:45 Sacred Music. 9:oo "Hawaiian Shores." 9:30 "The .Spanish .Mantilla." lo:oo Woman's Exchange. Iu:30 "Love Songs ot Another Duy." 11:00 the Tavern's Novelty Fun Fest. 11:15 "As Voti Like It." Afternoon Hours 12.05 Copco's Agricultural Notes. 12:20 News-lteview News liroad cast. 12:30 Koseliurg Mutor Co. Va rieties. 1:00 San Soussi Turkey Show. 1:15 Hand .Music. 2:oo Vanity Fair and the Woild Uookmau. 2:15 Hotel Valley's Familiar Melodies. 2: GO "Melody Moods." 3:00 American Folk Songs. 3:30 "Story Lund." 4:00 "The Editor Views tho News." 4:15 ine Sandwich Shop iu Full and Frolic. 4:30 Clussii-ul Program. 5:00 Sign Olt. ADOLPH'S OBSERVATIONS Our groceryiuan has a clerk who Is in training, and the old man is teaching hint lo increuse his sales each day by suggesting additional items to the customers as he wails on them. This morning a lady asked the lad tor 25c uoilh ot naiy bians and he Inquired if she mayho would need u little piece of bacon to go with iho beans. She told him no. in a nice way, ami remarked that her family is entirely too astule to eat liai-on. The kid Is kin. la funny. After ihe woman was gone he told me. "She may not be so awfully hot looking, but ehu sure Is elegantly brought up." Mrs. Ellen Palmer, said to have been the oldest woman in London, died recently at 1"S. She attribut ed her louiewii to klmple living, ller hobby was needlcv. oi k.