FOUR
ROSEBURC NEWS-REVIEW. ROSEBURG. OREGON, WEDNESDAY. JANUARY 8. 1936.
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thla paper and to all lui-al uewu
published herein. All rltflit of r-
KubllcUon of special Uittptcbe
rein are al"0 renerved.
HAKHJ8 ELU3WOUTH Edl tor
Entered as locond cImhs nitti:r
May 17. W 10. si thy pout offi'M m
hovtfburff. Ojtuon. under act ot
March J, 1871.
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Dally, per year by mall If 00
Dally. 6 inontha by mull ii.iw
Daily, 3 montlm ly until I.uh
rtni.. mintrf M.nnln hv infill,.,, .fi(t
Daily, by carrier per month t0
Mechanical Watchman.
COMKTIIIN'J new In nutomullc
fire ulurms Iiiih btn Invented
In IirU and isuccttssfully used
thoie niid in i-ondoii. It Is called
u BiKnuphone and" may bo operat
ed ulthur by thermostat or by push
button. With the tlu-i mo.stat, hot
air rlHiiiK to the colliiiff when flro
hua broken out breaks u closed cir
cuit. An uluctrical ruluy in the
uiKiiaphonu tlu'ii Htiirts u clock
work motor. Thla, In turn, culla thu
flro station by menu of a small
diulhiK tlrum on which mo motal
tllaca with projections C or IX'H pond
ing tO tllO luttOlH Ullll fiKUIOH of
tlr proper telephone nuiubur.
When the station has been call
ed, a phonograph record botflim to
play, telling just where the firo la.
It repeats the message conlinuoua
ly for three and a half minutes.
Uy that timo any well-i eKUhited
df partnient would he on its way.
Tho ulKuuphuiie, however, hua not
IlniHhcd its work. It procueda to
ring up the homo of thu subscrib
er ami repents its mcamiKe to him.
All thla luechunlam, lacking the
therinoatat, may be set In motion
by u watchman punning tho pro
per button.
There is a similar outfit which
may be attached to doors or win
dows or to valuable objects In a
home or art gullet y. If mny of
these are riialuihcd by u burglar
the Blgnuphono cuIIh the police.
The apparatus runs silently in
side u small hukelilu casing.
Mechanical gadgets like these
sometimes get out of order and
fall to do their stuff, hut watch
men mny full asleep or be over
come by smoke or overpowered by
burglars. Tho uutomalle device
is probably no inoro falliblo tliun
humuu beings.
Double-Edged "Aryanism."
TM1AT boycott of Juws by thu
Hitler government works both
ways. While Jewish employed!
uro discharged by "Aryan" employ
ers, Including I he German govern
ment Itsclt, u New Vein's edict bus
also ordered "Aryan" women work
lug as scrvuhtH in Jewish homes
and as secretaries and stenograph
ers Tor Jewish business uud pro
fcsslonnl men to quit their John
Immediulcly. It Is estimated t tint
30,11(10 German servant girls and
liiiiuy thousand German otticu
workers thus become jobless.
There is In (liesu regulutions a
Spartan consistency which wins u
sort of respect. Tho hlg Idea is
complete separation of the iaus.
sociully and ecomimk-ully. And
in separating them, the racial lun
atics uro willing to hurl Teutons
in order lo hurt Hebrews.
The upshot Is that nobody is
Inui'littcd. llotii races sutler. Her
man prosperity la retarded uud
Germany forfeits world sympathy
and support w lieu she needs
friends more than ever before.
Kxpcrts drafting regulations for
thu social security act say the)
have difficulty determining exact
ly what "ugricu Mural labor" is.
Grandpa could tell thein.
Wuru are not won by bombing
hospitals.
Editorials on News
(Continued from pane 1.)
situation,
ilumuii nature Is human nutuic.
OUT many fanners, even includ
Ing those receiving AAA bene
fit payments, have been shrewd
enough to see I hat under AAA
Ainei him agriculture was beaded
for u headache.
Here Is what we have been do
ing: Wo have been hiring American
farmers NOT to produce, thus rais
ing the level of American farm
juices ubove the world leel and
making it iHissihle for fanners In
other countries to Bell profitably
fn the American market.
In other words, foreigners have
been biting our own farmers not
been Hiring our own fanners not
to grow. American consumers, in
effect, have been taxed to provide
a good market at profitable pi fees
for FOHKKJN I'ltOlH.'CKIlS.
A situation such us that cuu't
continue indefinitely.
nPO TIIOSK who bellevo us this
writer does that Is, that you
cuu't monkey with tho law of siijh
ply and demand without getting in
to trouble sooner or later It is a
fair conclusion thut by stopping
AAA now, before it bus had time
to disturb still further tho normal
clmtiiicls of world trade, tho su
preme court decision may have the
effect of IMtrcVKNTINU tho head
ache that wua' otherwise inevit
able. IM KBAIJTY. AAA. NItA. and all
the others of their kind, are only
minor side Issues. Thu real issue
is this:
Hhull we go on with the typically
American inulftut ions that were
built up und have flourished under
the form of government created by
tho constitution of I he Cnlted
States, or shall we TMItOW OVKIt
MOARI) the constitutional limita
tions under which wo have operat
ed In the past so HueceHKfully as
lo have become the world's MOST
KNVIKD NATION and strike out
into waters that for us will be
new, although they have been sail
ed for centuries by tho peoples of
tho older world?
Thut Is the big Issue thut will
be before the Amerlcun people in
this political campaign of 19:1(1, and
us the days go by It will loom larg
er ami larger.
It is an Issue that means llfo or
death for tho America of the past.
CLINIC CLICKS
FROM DOUGLAS
HEALTH OFFICE
At the clinic held at tho Slither-
lin aciiool Tuesday, January 7, most
olTieiont volunteer sorvlco was giv
en by Itev. and Mrs, Stearns Cash
ing and Mrs. L,loyil Thompson.
Kightccn were given toxoid, 40 the
tuberculin test, 27 vaccinated and
:iti given the Schick test by Dr. J.
K. Campbell, Douglas county pub
lic health ofllcer.
The success of this clinic was
due to the splendid eo-operutlon
of Marvin Kisher and all the teach
ers of tho Sutheiiiu school, who
not only organized tho clinic with
in the school but interested many
purentH with pro-school children
In ultending.
Marvin Fisher, principal of the
Sutheiiiu school, previous to tiie
clinic asked Miss Moffatt to ad
dress his high school health class
as well as the grade school groups.
Following Mils clinic all the fflst
grade pupils of Miss Jilunche Slut-
er were exumlned as well as so
lected groups of Mrs. Juanttu Uule
and Lloyd Cameron's pupils.
A return trip will bo niudo to the
Sutheiiiu sehool Thursday at which
tune, ull high school students par
ticipating in school uthletica will
bo examined.
Clinics will be held at the Oak
lung school Wednesday, January
H, und Friday, January 10.
A student of tho (iardiner school
is being sent to Doerubeckor hos
pital this week.
TOWNSEND CLUBS'
DOINGS IN DOUGLAS
YONl'AI.I.A. The regular meet
ing of the Voucalla Townseud club
was held In the Odd Fellows hall,
Tuesday (-Miiing w 1th 1 he presi
dent, Wm. (iaiiier. presiding. John
rainier gave u reading utter which
bulletins were read by the secre
tary, Mis. Olive AlcKee. After u
quite heated discussion on report
oi i he nominal ion committee, I he
following ul fleers were duly elected
for I he lollowing term: President,
Wm. tiarner; vice-president, Sam
(iurunr; secretary, Mrs. Olive Me
Kee; treasurer, Jake Wilson; ad
visory board, Ceoige Files, Henry
Parks, li. W. Angst. Oscar Thiol,
Fred lee and Ilert Duel.
KIWANIS TO TALK
OVER 1936 PLANS
The retiring officers of the
Kosehui g kiuiinis club w ill meet
ai a dinner scs.siou tonight with
(he new uliicers to discuss plans
for club activities during the com
ing ear. The new nllirers were
installed lut night at a ruosfeu
joalde ladles night program held
ai the t'mpipui hotel.
Tonight's conteivnce will be
held in the new hamim-t loom at
Tho 'lavern Martini; at ti::to
oYhH-k. The outgoing ofticeis will
suuiniai i.e (he past year's aelii-tie.-.
and will give the henollt of
(heir evpeiieiice to I he new offle
ers in oui lining work for the coin
ing months.
LOW COST FOOD IS
ACCORDED PUPILS
At a cost of only 'J, cents per
mouth per pupil or individual, I In
Oakland puldic schools au liiruish
iug hot soup or chocolate eio h da
to about mi pupils. The hot lend
is served to supplcmrut the
lunches ol I he pupils, the ucimiy
liemg dlrecie-l ) (he meini.i-is ut
the tin Is" leamie The cost is only
one cent per dish or cup. some pu
pils, however, fin lushing eget
aides or milk In lieu of inoiie).
In i .v(arn Hrttis'i Columbia
yrevv fioui otl.OoO populaLiou lu u
piovlnc ot 70tf,OtK-letflUeuti,
LOVE DENIED
by Louise Long and Ethel Doherty
CHAPTFt XXX
Lucieu cumc towurd the boys at
tho big table, who were shouting
to him to hurry up. Then ho saw
Sharleue's excited, welcoming face
uud deflected his course.
"Sharleno! Of all the luck!"
"Lucieu! This Is my husbuud
Mr. Dumcroll, Mr. Morrow." i
' Lucieu shook liuuds with Knt.
sizing him up with a keen flush of
his eyes.
"Won't you Join us?" asked
Kent.
'Thanks. I'd like to but I'll
huve to uiuko It right with the
hoys."
When ho camo back and sat
down at their table, ho looked at
their plates. "Oysters? Not for
mi no. Mo for tho big steak!"
"What uro you doing in Now
Orleans, LiU'ien?" Shuiieno asked.
"Shooting a river boat on thu
Mississippi."
"Another 'Showboat'?"
"No. Mark Twain story. It's go
ing grout!" Ijiiclcn's eyes shone
with enthusiasm und good fooling.
"You picture fellows," Kent
said, smiling, "get such a kick out
ol your job! You're In the amuse
ment business and you get a lot
ot amusement out of It."
"Sure. It's u game. Wo who ac
tually make the pictures get all tho
tun. Ii'b no picnic for tho 'execs'
who sit and worry about Wall
slreet. Hut for mo it's thrilling! I
wouldn't do anything else. You
see, I started out In tho bond busi
ness and there was no adventure,
no cxciicnionl, no romance, and 1
thought id die. Jlul in this busi
ness I'm gelling younger every
day I live."
"It interests me," Kent said,
thoughtfully, "mure than anything
else in the line of business. I've
thought about It a lot this ami
producing plays on Itroudway. lint
this game looks like more real fun.
I've ubout exhausted the possibili
ties of golf and yachts and fish
ing "
"You can have all those ill pic
tures," Lucieu pointed out, "and a
million more things besides. Why
don't you throw some of your
money into the Held? Time Is ripe
lor independents now."
Kent's eyes began to sparkle.
"What do you say. Shuiiene? Shall
we go lo Hollywood?"
Sharleno w as atari led. but sfie
answered gaily: "Whither thou
goest und all that !"
Lucieu Morrow was looking ut
her but she avoided his eyrs.
Stuart was wulMng over the
Hollywood hills yne windy duy in
February, tlieat gray clouds nciid
ded across iho sky out of the
black north. They tw isted and
w tithed In a t maided mass over
the opening 01 the ravine blotting
oui the comforting glimpse of the
town. His eyes were fixed som
berly on the great blackened patch
ahead where a disastrous brush
fire had roared lis destructive
way in Hie auiumii.
"Am I to be like that scared
ground torever?" he thought.
"Never to teel lite llprush Of spring
inside me again?"
A meadow lark trilled with Pol
ly iiuuish perseverance.
"Oh, shut up!" Stuart muttered
initubly anil lurried towards home
He stopped at ihe mailbox at the
loot of the hill. He had not been
Interested enough to look In it for
three du s. A solitary bill was
lorihcotning. It was from the art
ists' supply firm. Stuart tore it
J open on the wuy up lo the house.
j Untitling to Hud out bow much he
Second Crossing!
Jg'r.w ''ffaafgSi, "
rja- --2r
n i
owed. There was u note appended
to the hill. Very peremptory. "We
regret that we shall have to close
your account if this bill, long over
du, is not paid at once."
And the bill was for close to two
hundred dollars.
Stuart let himself into his studio
and looked blankly around the
cold, cheorless place, as if asking
where the money was to -come
from. No use sending any more
soup "ideas." The advertising
business was shot to bits along
with almost every other enterprise
since the crash of the stock mar
ket. With a sigh Stuart started to
puck up the canvases snieured
with that two hundred dollars'
worth of paint. He did not believe
in any one of them. Horrible
daubs. Hesitating, immature. 13 ut
his only stock in trade. Perhaps
Abo Foreman could get a few dol
lurs for them from some benight'
ed fool.
Hut Foreman , the art deuler, was
having his own troubles, being In
a "luxury" business. Abe was
nervous and hrituhle and in no
mood to be kind. Nothing good
had couio from that hill-top stu
dio for a long time. He eyed his
tail, thin, reluctant visitor without
warmth.
"I I hope you can sell some of
this truck, Abe," Stuart begun
hultiugly.
"Let's see it," noii-coiuiuittully
from Foreman. Stuart unpacked
and set up his cunvuscs in the
midst of a depressing silence that
continued ominously as the expert
scrutinized ouch puiuling in turn.
At tho end Abu turned away uud
lit u cigar. "Take 'em away," ho
said tersely. "1 can't sell 'cm."
"I hoped perhaps there'd be
some "
"Some boob, eh? Well, I don't
play my custumers a dirty trick,
see? Some of 'em wouldn't know
any better than to buy those on
your former reputation. Hut it
ain't fair to thorn or to you to
let that truck go out as Penuiug
ton's." Stuurt was silent, looking at the
Hour. Foreman began storming
up and down, smuklug ruriously,
sun oilmen sending a baleful glance
ut Ihe can vases.
hut's got into" you, Penning
ton? You're afraid. You used lo
handle color with freedom, and
magnificent effect. Now look at
these things. Whut's the matter?
Ain't you got any more gump
tion?" . .
Stuarl did not answer. Presentl)
Abo Foreman picked up a study of
a ery young girl among almoud
blossoms.
"Look at tills! Hlah. blah, blah!
Oh, 1 know you're a mighty good
draughtsman. Tlhs drawing is O.
K. Hut it don't mean a thing. Do
you happen to remember a thing
you did called 'Death'? Huh: All
Ihis shift smells oT death -but
there ain't a thing here (hut's got
the feel ot that little old can
vas ! "
Stuarl stirred. "Can you sell
anything ut all these days. A lie?
Could ou sell that 'Death'' If you
had It now ?"
"Sure I could! People have still
got tnone) for permanent iiui
like that. Hut this jtmR looks like
some of the chromatics of that
bunch ,-jf posers up the alley. I
heard you'd been running with
'em "
"Well. I didn't have anything in
side. Abe. Vacaut. lione blooie. So
1 begau to look out tide to feee
what the other fellow were UoIum.
got so much from such contacts
in Paris. . . . I've boon trying for
restraint, subtlety "
"Yah! Yah! And lost ull your
sparkle! 'Isms' again. I used lo be
glad you were one painter who'd
walk alone and give us something
original. Subtlety blah ! What
more subtlety do you want than
iu thut 'Sun Shining Through
.louds'? Go up to Lucieu Morrow's
and study it a winie it's use an
Old Muster. Maybe you can learn
something. You make me sick!"
"Well," said Stuart, ut lust,
"that's all very well but I need
some money."
"You and who else?" sneered
Abe Foreman. "Well, 1 won't ruin
your reputation by trying to sell
that tripe. If you Heed money, go
dig sewers. Hut listen, boy, the
iniuulo you paint something in the
old manner you let me know."
- So Stuart packed his canvases
again and lugged them home. He
might have tried some other deal
ers 'but, with Abe's scorn ringing
in his ears, he didn't have the
nerve.
He culled up the artist supplies'
place on the telephone and hap
pened to get Hermann, the old
German who knew his dyes so
well.
"Oh, Ilerniann. This is Mr. Pen
nington. I reckon I want the
credit department "
"Yes, Mr. Pennington." The old
voice hesitated. "I'm sorry about
about that notice that was sent
to you "
"That was ull right. The bill is
long overdue. Hut 1 don't know
what to use for money so 1 can get
more pulnt!"
"Mr. Pennington excuse me
but did you ever think of felling
your clothes?"
"My clothes?"
"I mean not the tweeds you
wear now. Hut you used lo come
in here wearing bcuuliful suits
after you got buck from tiie Or
ient. 1 used to be a tailor in the
old country so I noticed. 1 thought
maybe if you still had them "
"Oh, yes, I have them some
where," Stuart was remembering
the Kddle Meyer clothes thut hud
heou locked away In a trunk since
the day ho moved out of Shaiieno's
house.
"Good! There are lots of actors
and such In Hollywood that would
be glad to buy those clothes. Solo
mon Sobel specializes in them.
Can't I send him up to you, Mr.
Pennington V"
"Why," said Stuart, laughing a
little lu embarrassment, "that's
mighty kind. If you think well
yes, we could try It!"
MA1I right. Air.. Pennington. And
I wunt to remind you 1 have some
of that special alazarlne crimson
you uspd to use."
"Thanks. I'll be in soon."
Stuart dragged the wardrobe
trunk into the studio from where
it hud stood for months in the see
oud bedroom, and finally found the
keys lu a tumbled bureau drawer
cheek by jowl with some collars
and a Tew discarded tubes of paint.
He rather shrunk (rum opening
the trunk. He had been successful
lu walling off all sick memories
of those lust turbulent months. He
had walled off Sharleno herself so
successfully that he rarely thought
of her any more.
Drawing out tho suits on tho
rods, ho satisfied ihmself thut tho
mollis hud not ravaged them.
When he nhook out tho handsome
dinner clothes he had worn on his
"lasl Appearance" as "Prince
Consort," his hand encountered
something soft us flower petals in
a pocket.
Stuart drew It out. It was the
scarf Ihe Mahaianu of Cdalpur
had given Shaticue on that magic
journey to tho Wind Palace ut Jut
Saiuaud. It was drawn through
ber little diamond-studded weddiuf
ring and cluug to U1b bauds like
cob web, with a gossamer yet per
sistent caress.
"So delicate," she bad said,
"that one may pass a whole scarf
through a finger ring."
She bad left him the scarfand
the ring, mute reminders of the
glorious moments that were bis
alone. She roust have felt that even
sbe had no right to share that
memory with him any longer. . . .
So like Sbaiiene!
Suddenly Stuart buried his fuce
(n the scarf. The fragrance of
Sharlene still pervaded it. He
stood there in the big untidy room,
shaken like the silver birch out
side his window in the February
wind. The diamonds in the ring
cut into his mouth as he crushed
it again&t his face. ...
When he lifted his eyes at last,
there was a new look dawning in
their sorrowful depths. Something
just being born not yet seeing the
light but coming coming o u t
of agony into light. . . ,
An arnuzing equipage wus draw
ing tp a slop at the foot of the
patb to Stuart's house. Cream
colored with black velvet uphol
stery, small and ornate. It wus less
like an automobile than like Cin
derella's pumpkin coach. The
chauffeur in black uniform and
puttees (too bud it couldn't have
been small clothes!) run around
to open the door.
Julie stepped ouf of her coach,
drawing sables about her small
person, and regarded the steep in
cline with annoyance.
"I don t know how I'll ever make
it lu this wind," she observed petu
lantly. The chauffeur measured her pe
tite form with his eye. "I could
carry you If it was on the level,
but " He cast a hopeless glance
up the hill.
"Oh, I guess I can walk It. It has
boon done!"
When she walked in on him,
Stuart was striding up and down
Iho room holding un exquisite Fust
Indian veil in hiu hand. Julie no
ticcd it instantly, her uttention
pouncing as always on any sort of
beautiful wearing apparel. He
turned dazzled eyes to nor, at nig
gling up from dreams, not even
recognizing the Intruder at first.
"Hello, darling! Where'd you get
that gorgeous" Her eyes caught
the open trunk and the clothos.
"What's up, Stuurt? You're not
going away?"
"What? Oh, no. I'm broke and
I'm selling tills truck to raise
some money."
"Don't do it!" Julie advanced
Into the room and dropped her furs
on a chair. "I'll buy thut scarf,
Stuart, and give you more for it
than you could get for all the
clothes "
She reached out a determined
hand for the veil, but he deftly
whipped it uwuy from her and
lucked it into the Inner pockot of
his coat.
"It's not for sule," he said
evenly.
"But I could use It In my next
picture."
i "So can I," he said with some
strange inward elation.
"What do you mean?" Julie de
manded sulkily.
"For a prop, you know."
"Oh! Like that Spanish comb
you brought home one time. . . .
You never got to puiut me as a
Mexican girl, did you, Stuart?"
"No." He spoke absently, almost
abruptly. An idea wus stirring,
stirring, demanding to be born.
Julie cuiied up on the couch.
"Set fire to that trash in the fire
place, darling. This room is aw
fully cold."
He did so. She kicked off her lit
tle pumps and held her stocking
ed foet toward the blaze, watching
Stuart as he strode up and down
the room. There began to be a
pervading excitement about him.
His blue eyes sparkled when he
turned in his restless pacing to
fuce the fire. His hair was still
tumbled from the wind. His
mouth ho had cut it. Julie longed
to kiss it. At first she watched
him lazily while she basked like
a kitten, reveling in tho sight of
him. I hen she begun to catch the
excitement, only hers was for a
very different reason.
"1 had to see you, Stuart," she
suid throutily. "I've been dying to
see you!"
He threw her an ubsent smile
and continued to pace. She got up
quickly and run to seize his arm,
pudding along with him in silk
shod feet, up und down, up und
down the room. He wus not aware
of hor, but she did nut know it for
a while.
"Know why I came, darling?
'Cause I love you, that's why! Aud
t Ret hungry for you. Hungry,
Stuart "
"To the hungry heart " he mur
mured under his breath.
She could feel tho tenseness of
his urm under her bund.
"Of course, you wore right, dar
ling, not to murry me then and
live my life. But look. Stuart.
why can't wo recon yes, recon
sider n.
She ran with little kitten nad
ding steps to keep up with his
sliides. She did not look at him,
uut sue know that he was stir
red.
en course, i ve got lots of men
friends it isn't that." She paused
for that to sink in to get him
jealous. He hurried his steps and
ane was jubilant.
"Hut you see," she went on ca
ressingly, M miss you, darling, and
i want you
Stuart interrupted her suddenlv
with some indeterminate word like
"wait." He went over to his easel,
threw asiue a half-finished picture
and grubbed up a new canvas. His
eyes were blazing now aud his lips
a taut line.
Julio, fighting down sudden an
ger, recognized that look. He had
an Idea for a picture, "for crying
out loud!" Ho hadn't oven listened
while she she had been offering
him eerthing! What a fool!"
She sin m ied her foot but It
made a ludicrous soft "plop" on
the barr floor and it hint her.
(To be continued)
A Bible printed iu Londou iu
lTts is used by w. A. Coats at
tiiriutughdtu, Ala.
One Word Led
To Another
Bugs Bacr
(.Copyright, 193(1, King Features
Syndicate, Inc.)
One Great Republican
fin a nf I li first luw-8 of national
noliticn is that the losers must
stage a Victory dinner.
That's how tho Democrats
got back Into power.
They Just made It on their sev
enteenth annual triumphant basket
party.
This year it's the republi
cans' turn to pass the pickles
and sing songs of thanksgiving
in praise of nothing at all
It's a strange thing ubout vic
tory dinners.
The guests look more like
survivors than winners.
And, after tho coffee Is served,
they curry this odd resemblance
out to ,the fifth decimal points.
The chairman gets up on his
rear hubs and reads a list of
the killed, the resigned, the
wounded, the ineligible, the
missing, the referendum and
the recall. -
And on that list will bo many
unknown uud many incognito.
But, heading the scroll of
glorious statesmen are the
names of Jefferson, Jackson
and yVHson. For twelve long
years democratic orators kept
the names alive in our hearts
and on both networks.
And It was Jefferson, Jackson
and Wilson who led democracy up
Pennsylvania avenue, past the
treusury building und into the
white house. They uro back m
tho treasury now.
The republican orators at the
G. O. P. victory dinners are
having large trouble in get
ting good talking points. The
chairman arises, thumbs east
and west and says, "Think of
those three great republicans,
Lincoln, Lincoln, and -er -er -er."
Then ho stops. Tho democrats
have Jefferson, Jackson und Wil
son. But where are the three great
republicans? You cannot make a
speech with two. No oration Is
complete with just one. You must
have three great numcs tor the
triple climax, i
Teddy Roosevelt, Sr., was a
great republican. But when
you .say Roosevelt today the
younger generation thinks you
mean Franklin, Eleanor or one
of the boys at Harvard. You
can't plug Hoover as a great
republican for when you say
Hoover the younger generation
knows you mean Hoover.
So the republican ardor Is ham
strung aud handicapped by the
lack of great names. After you
mention Lincoln the other two are
Amos n' Andy.
U. S. POLITICAL
OBSERVATIONS
By BYRON PRICE
(Chief of Bureau, The Associat
ed Press, Washington.)
However skeptical may bo their
remarks tor publication, practical
politicians have found much food
for thought in the prediction ol'
Senator James Hamilton Lewis
that six presidential tickets may
play significant parts in the cam
paign of HJuti.
Senator Lewis is an old-timer at
the game of politics. He has had
many and varied experiences ut
watching the fall of tne cams una
the break of the play. His sugces
Hons sometimes are tinged with
that oxotic originality which is so
much a part of his individuality,
yet they never fal to be tnteiest
ing. The senator says he would not
be surprised if there were two
democratic tickets and two repub
lican tickets in the field ; ami he
expects considerable prominence
to attach also to the socialist und
the prohibition tickets.
Such a situation might appear at
first glance the dream or someone
who had eaten too much Christmas
candy. Yet, by one method of rea
soning it is possible to conclude
that, if anything. Senator Lewis
may have understated the case.
Irreconcilable Elements
In no recent camitaigu have
there been so many diverse and
seemingly Irreconcilable political
elements struggling for a place In
ihe sun. It each realized its as
pirations of establishing Itself as
a national party, there would be
more party labels in America than
in Kngland or France.
At least seven of those groups
are reputed by their leaders, and
by some others, to number their
adherents in millions:
The democrats who are content
to follow Mr. Roosevelt.
The northern democrats who. un
der the current leadership of Al
fred K. Smith, are dissatisfied
with Mr. Roosevelt.
The southern democrats, who
are in revolt against Mr. Roosevelt
and many of whom refused in 1 !2S
to support Mr. Smith, now in pro
cess of organization under the lead
or Governor Talmudge of Geor
gia. The republicans who favor a dl
itct. rilil-wiuK oppobitiou to Mr.
Roosevelt, as represented by toe
protestations of Herbert Hoover.
The republicans who repudiate :
both Mr. Roosevelt and Mr. Hoov-
er, aud are gathering together to
support Senator Borab.
ine democruts and republicans
who believe that the only salva
tion ot the country is adoption of
the old-age peusiou plan of Dr.
Town send.
The democrats and republicans
who can see no salvation except in
the political precepts of. Father
Coughlin.
The seven groups thus enumer
ated do not include the socialists.
who polled nearly a million voles
in 1'jZ2; the prohibitionists, now
reorganizing with a uew zeal for
the repeal of repeal; the furmor
luOor party whlcii controls Mi tine
sotu; the progressive party which
controls Wisconsin; nor the com
munist, social-labor, liberty, uud
uationul parties, ull of which en
tered tickets in the clectiou of
Altogether, here are 15 groups
ull strong enough to attract
some sort of national attention.
most of them strong enough to si i
up comprehensive national organi
zations if they choose.
Further D'vi&ions
When the list is reviewed, fur
thermore, one striKing thing about
it is tho fixed character of the
lines which divide one group from
another.
Can the republicans hope for any
tmicable working arrangements iip
VASb between tht adherents of Mr.
Hoover and the adherents of Mr.
Borah, now that both of these
leaders have come out into tho
open with their opposing views
ubout party reorganization?
Will Dr. Towusend or Father
Coughlin find It possible, in coin
sisteut development of the princi
ples to which each is so strongly
committed, to support any demo
cratic, republican, socialist or
other candidato who docs not
agree with them?
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TIIL'RSDAV, JAN. 9
Morning Hours
7:00 Aluriii Clock Club.
7:30 Nuws-Kuvli:v on the Ail.
7:45 Alarm Clock Club (culltil).
X:30 Devotiunul.
8:15 Organ Music.
9:00-r-"IJown Memory's Path."
9:30 Federal Housing Program.
9:45 Popular Stars.
10 : 00 "Woman's Exchange."
10:30 "Waltz Time."
11:00 The Tavern's Novelty Kuu
Fest.
11:15 "As Volt Lilto It" (request
urogram).
Afternoon Hours
12:15 Newslioview News )!ro:ul-
cast.
12:30 Hansen Motor Co. Va
rieties. 1:00 San .SniiHsl .Turkey Show.
1:15 "Tango Time."
2:00 Vanity Fair uml Wurlcl
Uookmun.
2:15 Hotel Vulley's I'umiliar
Melodies.
2 : 30 "Horse-opera."
2:45 Vocal Selections by famoul
singers.
3:00 Wanda Armour at the pi.
ano.
3:30 "Story lund."
4:00 "The Editor Views tho
News."
4:15 The Sandwich Shop in I"utl
and Frolic.
4:30 Pacific W oodmen Life Assn.
Itequcst program, w I t U
Wanda Armour.
4:45 Classical Music.
5:00 Sign off.
FRIDAY, JAN. 10
Morning Hours
7:00 Alarm Clock Club.
7:20 Pacific Woodmen l.ifo Ins.
Assn. with Wanda Armour.
7:35 News-lteview un the Air.
7:50 Alarm Clock Club (Con
tinued). &:30 Uevotional.
N:45 Sacred Music.
9:oo "Hawaiian Shores."
9:30 "The .Spanish .Mantilla."
lo:oo Woman's Exchange.
Iu:30 "Love Songs ot Another
Duy."
11:00 the Tavern's Novelty Fun
Fest.
11:15 "As Voti Like It."
Afternoon Hours
12.05 Copco's Agricultural Notes.
12:20 News-lteview News liroad
cast. 12:30 Koseliurg Mutor Co. Va
rieties. 1:00 San Soussi Turkey Show.
1:15 Hand .Music.
2:oo Vanity Fair and the Woild
Uookmau.
2:15 Hotel Valley's Familiar
Melodies.
2: GO "Melody Moods."
3:00 American Folk Songs.
3:30 "Story Lund."
4:00 "The Editor Views tho
News."
4:15 ine Sandwich Shop iu Full
and Frolic.
4:30 Clussii-ul Program.
5:00 Sign Olt.
ADOLPH'S
OBSERVATIONS
Our groceryiuan has a clerk who
Is in training, and the old man is
teaching hint lo increuse his sales
each day by suggesting additional
items to the customers as he wails
on them.
This morning a lady asked the
lad tor 25c uoilh ot naiy bians
and he Inquired if she mayho
would need u little piece of bacon
to go with iho beans. She told him
no. in a nice way, ami remarked
that her family is entirely too
astule to eat liai-on.
The kid Is kin. la funny. After
ihe woman was gone he told me.
"She may not be so awfully hot
looking, but ehu sure Is elegantly
brought up."
Mrs. Ellen Palmer, said to have
been the oldest woman in London,
died recently at 1"S. She attribut
ed her louiewii to klmple living,
ller hobby was needlcv. oi k.