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ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW. ROSEBURG, OREGON. WEDNESDAY. MAY 21. 1930.
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HA&I1S ELLSWORTH.
..Editor
Mmcred ns second class mutter
Mmr 17. 1HJ0, at the post office al
ItoMhurtf, Ortitull, under Act ol
MimwIi i. 18i.
,, tlubeerllillun llules
Dally. Per year, by ms 1 $4. oft
Daily, single month, by mull.;. .611
Oly, by carrier, per month... .Co
rWhere the Lumber Tariff
" Failed
"TUME, the news weekly, discuss
.JXng the tariff tinkering under
wjr at Washington, pucka about
aaxnuch misinformation into one
PUjgraph as one usually finds In
a "lay's reading when It undertakes
tijjll ahout the lumber schedule.
Birys Time:
Lumber. House rale: $1.50
3ier l.uou ft. Senate rale: free.
Villi pitiful talus of 80,0110
lumbermen Jobless in the
northwest, due to Canadian
"competition, d i d Cbalrman
tiawloy plead for (ho House
-rate. Sensing defeat, he offer--Ml
to compromise at 75 cents
Z$er Iiut tlto House, in
low-tariff mood, would not
troftipromlse, vnteil (2ffMo-143)
.tor the Senate's frcellstlng of
"lumber.
v-Truth is, of course, that the
ltpllse bill as formulated and guided
byMr. Hawley carried no duly at
q'for lumber. When the measure
got' up to the senate, Senators Mo
Kai"y and Stelwor rounded up suf
ficient cooperation to get a tariff
(jt, $1.50 a thousand feet for rough
lumber Inserted In the hill. When
(lie measure got back to tho house
Mr. Hawley exerted belated efforts
to- obtain acquiescence, but the
house voted the lumber tariff
down. Tho representative who has
find a larger part in shaping tho
tariff than any other man in either
Jfcranch of congress was unable to
get consideration for llio chief in
dustry of his district.
JjWhen Time, a nows weekly of na
tion Wide circulation, does not take
2e trouble to Inform Itself of the
4ie facts ahout the lumhor tariff
SSfpntler lessens a llltlo at tho ap
wrent lack or Information on the
Subject held by tliu country gen
ially; Lumbering is an Industry
3u difficulties. On any thoory of
'JJriff making for (lie benefit of
aaody Industries lumber should
3JSve boon given protection. 5'hat
t was not given protection Indi
cates a lack In the house or full
nnderstiindlng or information about
3ue subject.
Our Next Supreme Court
Justice
-JlflTII unanimous retommenda--J'
lion by tho senato Judiciary
JJimmlttoo for confirmation of the
omlnatlon of Uwou J. Roberts of
Philadelphia to a phice on tho
"nlted Slates supremo court benuh
rXis seating aipears assured. His
yay was made easy with the usual
Group of senato objectors through
Jhe facts of his record In pi osocut
tag tho Teapot Dome and Kilt Hills
joll lunds cases anil tliroiiKh his sub-
Tiequent declaration for reforms In
-tome particulars of court proeoil
tne which wore of a nature to
tamp him us a progressive or
.tjberal as distinguished from the
conservatives who now constitute
jt majority of the high court.
Mr. Roberts favors abolition of
grand Juries, nlne-to thice Jury
2vordlcls, misdemeanor trlnlH liy
Juries of six, elimination or "roll
onable tloubt" by Juries and of
tho prohibition against a proso-
tutor's commenting on a defend
nnt's failure to testify. II looks a
-Utile as though thoso proposals or
jBomo of them may havo emanated
"""from obstacles encountered by the
-)uwyor in his oil prosecutions. He
Convicted Fall but fulled lo convict
--Jloheny and Sinclair of conspirac y,
33lthugli ho did Bond Sinclair to
all for contempt of court. How
ZZvvvr that may he his proposals are
-"In lino with reform advocacies
niade In otlier quarters in recent
'yeai'S.
Mr. Roberts Is ."5 years old. lie
LT.'"s graduated from Hie 1'nlvei.slty
-of rennsylvanla in lsiia. He was
admitted lo I he bar In lv'.is. He
served for 20 years us a professor
.,of law at his university but moan-
while rilled a term as district at-
Ktorucy and afterwards built up a
' large private practice, said In re-'-cent
years lo have brought him
15(,000 annually, lie has been
-" known as an aggressive, hard fight
I"lng lawyer. He Is mauled and his
"'"'avocation is farming. He owns a
4 s 700 acre tract 30 miles from liillu-
delphla which la said lo be highly
developed.
Oregon Editors'
Opinions
n (Coos Bay Times)
VlHEN denize Joseph announced
hl candidacy tor i Liu rvpult
"Tlcan nouimaiiuu for governor of
this stale, he was generally con
ceded fourth ,or fifth place in. the
place in the ruce largely because
ot Lie recent efiort made to disbar
him. It was the opinion of me
so-called political pioguostlcators
of the state that lie had little
chance, not only because of this at
tempted reflection on his character
but because uf his so-called radi
calism.. Now as the smoke clears from
the battle Joseph looms as the re
puolicun nominee and with a good
chance of election to Oreaon's
highest state office. In nllicr i
words some forty thousand people
iiave concluded that (ieorge Joseph
is not radical enough to hurt the
state, nor guilty of an accusation
sufficiently important to cause his
disbarment.
Scourge of the Lord
. (Suleiu HtulcHinan)
In tho rule of "scmngu of the
Lord" Ge'irge W. Josopli Bwopt
Oreoh KrldHy winning the repuh-
licun noniinutlon for governor by
a decisive plurality. FlKhting Inne
haiitlcd, mukiiiK real tbbue where
none had heeii before, the fiery
Portland lawyer espoualnK the
tau Ht of the under-fellow, crash
ed through the entruclied opposi
tion of the parly regulars, news
paper opinion and aggressive com
iielillou lo uive tho party and the
state the greatest up but it has hud
in muny a year.
Many Stayed at Home
(Tlie Dalles Chronicle)
Joseph's unexpected strength
without doubt is due largely to lue
anathy of the Oregon electorate.
Josopli's friends "got out and vot
ed." Tho others, possibly reason
ing that "either Noi blad or Corbet I
will suit nie," Bluyed at home.
How They Guess Now
(drums I'ass Courier)
Joseph's supporters, who took
second place in tho Josephine
county tally, believe Hie man who
says he doesn't like utilities Is cer
tain to become Oregon s next gov
ernor. Those backing Norblud and
Corhelt declare that a democratic
governor is the answer to Friday's
unset.
Norblad's Fine Race
(Astoria Itudget)
Governor Norhlad, Astoria's own
candidate, made a splendid race, it
Is now easv to hoo just how nig
a victory he would have had hud
not Josoph jumped into tiio race
at the last moment, lor Joseph
without a doubt took mora votes
from Norhlad than he did from Cor
bett, who was considered the dan
gerous opponent what a relatively
poor showing he made! Ho was
tho conservative candidate, con
sidered tho safest, probably spent
tho most money, had more or me
old parly leaders working for him
ii ml bad more nowspaper support
Lhan any other candidate. Yet ho
was oniy a very puiu num.
Whnt Next?
(Medford Mall-Tribune) !
And now, "Watchman of the
Night," what or tho morrow? We
have been through too many cam
paigns, to worry very much about
the political happenings a half
year abend. Between now mid No
vember a great deal can happen,
and no doubt a great deal will.
Political campaigns are very like
other pathological epidemic; good
things lo annul utter they uro
over.
(Coos Hay Times)
F1UST it's Admiral So and So,
then It's Major Thlsand-Thut
speaking. All having their little
Htiy-Ho about tho recent disarma
ment, conference. One says fine,
a great step In tho right direc
tion, another states that Is worse
than just a falluro. a reflection of
American identity,
w uy can i su lake a common
souse vluv of ihu siiuuuon, uu
umiing uie necessity 01 coinpio
iniHO on many points, perhaps eu
uufcii ot u couipiomibo ui tunes 10
mnuiy lose uigut ot the general
idea of uisarmuiueut, bill stin going
101 ward lo a liner una lamer view
ul worul peace.
liuiivitiu.il jcalbUBlea olten rise
to iieigms tiiat Iluow couimuui
tius and stales into perious ol un
rest tlial thieuteu their very louu
daliuu. Whui can we expect wun
lliu centuries of luturnatioual prou
Icms as a background? Any eilorl
on (he part ot any gioup of nations
lo disarm or to reuueu armainenl
is comiiii'iulable.
It Is to he hnped that the senate
foruign relations commltleo will
(uKu a laigu viewpohil, not hag
glmg over minor details, and place
uur uatlon on the rit;ht ttido , in
every movemeiit leading toward a
finer and butler civilization.
Where's the Pretty Lady?
(Corvallis liiuetle- I'lnieh)
Trot. Stewart of I'linceton says
It is entirely feasible lo make a
trip to (he moon. We tiro disap
pointed In tho enterprising press
and in femininity. Though (lie pro
fessor's slahmeiu was made sev
eral weeks ami, no "pretty young
w oipun" has announced she u in
make the trip and no entei pt isin
newspaper syiulieate has niuned
her up to write her experiences.
Henry and the Horees
(Weston l.tindorl
Horses were mice shod by Henry
1'oid, bul his ellorts have since
been di reeled inward "shooing"
i (hem Into the Umbo of desuelude.
Bowing to Royalty
(Albany I lemoernl lleralth
Nine Amerieim w omen sat isfletl
the ambition of their lives yester
day when (bey curtseyed to the
kinit and queen of (J rent Itiitaln.
Hut there have been several occa
sions when Amerleans didn't bow
bet ore the liriiish rulers. Time,
however, chances customs.
SARPOLIS DOWNS KRUSE
TAt'OMA. Wash,. May l.-Pr.
Karl Sarnolis. l' level ;t ml hea y
wt't?lit, won from lloli kitise. Port
land, tn the main event of (he
wrestling program here last iiIkIiI.
gaining tilt' lone full of the en
counter In the sixth round with i
flying neUsors.
Chel Wile. Portland liuht he;oy.
and Harry iH-tMetrul, Chicago, dre
iii the se nil -flu til.
BRINGING UP FATHER
u-vreM'. i wamt you ioa to
OT THIS AROlM'- DO VOO5E JIT
THAT? AM' I THIMK You're the
BOZO THAT STARTED IT- IP YOU
DO IT ASlW- VU- TrlRO". OME OK
IM 5i'b AT YOU-
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Cut You "bAio
L-A-bT WEEK
YOO'O TAKE
Ahi IWrnJHAMCE.
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Maybe I m Wrong
By
J. P. MEHBUHY
AI'JiUKSTKlAN Is a married
man with only one cur In
tho family.
Social Accomplishment! The
gold-digger who got married and is
Jtvmg respectably on alimony.
Excuse It Please Tho Idea of
killing two birds with one stone
originated in -Glasgow.
Take It or Leave It Revolving
doors make good stables for merry-go-round
horses.
Momentous Moments When a
mind reader tries to beat a train
of thought to the crossing.
Ace of Cads The husband who
wouldn't buy his wife a vacuum
cleaner because tho house wasn't
dirty enough.
Fashion Hint Men may choose
their own clothes this summer, but
wives will continue to pick the
pockets.
Ten Hundred Talkiec With a
thousand wives. King tiolomon
must havo been a mau of few
words.
Happy Daze It's silly lo cry over
spilt milk, have your tears for gin
and Scotch.
Our Own Vaudeville Johnnie
Ilrown: Was Samson effeminate?
Sunday School Teacher: Of course
not. Johnnie Drown: Then why
did he have his hair bobbed?
Copyright, 1!30, King Features
Syndicate
Talks on Health
By
DIl. It. S. COP ELAND
IT Is distressing to know how
widespread deafness In children
really Is. Ono of tho most hope
less of all ailments is steadily
progressing deafness. When once
It begins (be trouble goes on and
on, gradually growing worse.
A little over a year ago, the bu
reau of education of tho Culled
Stales department of the interior
made a report on this subject. It
gave tho unpleasant news that
more than throe million children In
the Culled States have Impaired
hearing. This is a serious mat
ter. Probably the most common
causo of deafness Is catarnlh. The
common cold may develop Into ca
tarrh. The Inflammation of the
mucous membrane of the nose and
throat extends up the passageways
to the middle ear. This produces
what Is called "middle ear deaf
ness." There ran ho no doubt that pus
absorption from any part of Hie
body will grout ly lower the resist
ance to disease. Fermenting sub
stances In Ihe intestinal (race pro
duce poisons which affect the
whole system. Catarrhal troubles
are considerably Influenced by
(heir absorption.
Kven the strongest of us can
not resist the effects of these
poisons. The sources should be
cleared hp. By the right diet,
plenty of exerelse. and right liv
ing habits, we should keep these
wonderful organs of ours In the
best of working order.
There nro other causes for deaf
ness besides catarrh. Some per
sons have a tendency to over
secretion of the wax glands of the
car canal. Then the wnx may ac
cumulate In this canal and It must
be removed by a (lector. This form
of Impaired hearing Is sometimes
called "external car deafness."
There is still another kind of
deari;es!-"internal oar destne s."
The nerve of hearing i called
the "auditory nerve." This nerve
ends In delicale fibres which float
iibout in a fluid found hi Ihe ca
vil ies of the bone. Kxcept where
perfecl Ileal Hi Is present these
structures mav uot operate as they
should
Various Ihli't;.; may cne-e imi mi
u m. I ilr in upon the nerve energy
and reduce tho hearing power, lu
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children ill health from any source
the after effects of scarlet fever
or lowered Vitality from other
troubles may bring on deafness.
It is a thing which should not bo
neglected. Medical knowledge to
day affords muny methods of re
lief from deafness. If taken In
time appro lalo treatment miiy
bring about full recovery.
The deaf child labors under
muny difficulties. His; deafness
cannot but affect his disposition.
Many a deaf child becomes retiring
and morose. He cannot hear his
teacher or what the class is saying.
His contacts with the other chil
dren are difficult. Ho does not
progress in his school work. He
lags In his classes and gets dis-N
couraged. . f
When the slightest trace of deaf
ness is detected in a child let the
family doctor find out what Is
wrong with him physically. The
first stop is to make sure tlmt neeu
ed measures are applied for build-
i Ing up the health. Tho deafness
may be oniy temporary but .It is,
unwise to neglect it. -i
In Borne schools classes In lip-reading-
for permanently 'deaf chil
dren have been started. This Is
really constructive work and
should he encouraged. Kor thnuy,
sands of children this. will mean
social and economic advance. La-!
tor In lire lip-reading Will enable
tho deaf person to compete In the
business and professional work In
making a living, as it now doe a
in gaining an education. -4
Copyright. lfWO, Newspaper Fea
ture Service, Inc.
Editorials on News
(Continued from page 1) ,
event at the White liouHe.
Anothor story gives to Mrs. Alexi
'under Hamilton, the wife of the
financial genius who had so much
to do Willi establishing tho fiscal
policies of this uation on a sound
basis, the credit for being the first
woman to servo ico cream at a
notable social function.
THUS wo aoo what a new form
for an old food will do in the
way of developing new markets,
and thus creating new demand.
It lu quite pessiblo that freezing
berries, which is the vory newest
method of preserving these tooth
some fruits, will do as much n the
future in the way of expanding tho
markets for berries as Ice cream
has dono In tiio past in the way of
expanding the markets for milk.
That would mean a lot to Ore
gon, which is tho OUTSTANDING
HKKRY STATE.
TRACK-FIELD MEET
COMPILATION MADE
Tin- IliHk of conuilllliK ii'siilts of
I ho county Inu-k nml lli'lil nnvc
liclil lit On k 1 unci Slltunliiy 1ms liei'tl
loinplrtoil !' Mrs. 1.. ('. Iliivis,
rosily si'limil clnk. Cotilestullts
wimp !iv:irtlMl 3 points for earh
first pkit-o. Knst'hurK Junior IiIkIi
siliool won llio moot with T
pomis, whilo Knsobui'K K r ml e
sohools took r.nlnts, imtklnu I -II
tut al for Knsoluirg M'liools.
Myrtlo fli'ok was lut with 54
polnls. Ollior srlmnls pMrmp In
tho moot won- lilihllo, 23; .lonos
illalrlit. 31: Ounas Valloy. 14:
Oakland. ll; Cllilo. fi: tiiooii. 8;
Kili'iibowor. fi: Youialla. 3: Huuny
ilalo, a: CloHBiiry. 2; Wilbur ,2.
anil Klktiin. 1.
GEO. CHURCHILL NAMED
FORESTRY CLUB SCRIBE
(Iooito ("hurrhlll of llosoliurii.
miili(imoro in toroHlry at Oiviain
Stato (oIIobo. hns n-i'onlly Ihimi
oiooiotl sot-rotary of tho I'tiirstry
jtlllll.
I This i-Iub Is roni'.ioMMl of men
I roKisloroil 111 tho solum! of forestry.
Its purpu.se Is to foster interest in
foivstry as a profession hoili on
the campus ami out in Ihe state.
( lull, lull is alHIMril with Tau
Kappa Upsilou. nafioaal bucial tru-
tot Lilt'. -
By Geo. McManut
DON'T TALK BACK To W
ME OR VU. THROW YOO
OUT Of THE OOIL.OIKJ'- I
MOW jlT TO WORK r' i
Vl'a-'
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WAITING-
MAMO SOME
OVER
Advice to Girls
By
NANCY LEE . .
I-VKAR NANCY LEE:
U I am a girl suventcon years
of ags. I love a boy who Is
twoiuy-two. Sometimes he allows
thul he loves me a lot, and other
times he doesn't even notice me.
1 love 111 m dearly and could never
give him up. What do you think
1 could do, to. draw Ills attention
more? BOOTS.
BOOTS: You are quite young to
be thinking so seriously of a
young man. He probably realizes
.tills und is sensible enough to keep
your friendship on mat plane.
There is no royal road to gaining
the affection ot a man who does
not wish to bestow It on you. You
would bo happier with friends of
your own ago and Interests.
I-VEAU NANCY LEE:
s-S am nineteen years of age
and very much in love with a boy
twenty-two, who goes to college.
I met this young man on a
"blind date" throujih a very dear
friend of mine, and there began
a. great friendship.
When I was leaving he didn't
ask me to correspond. Thanks
giving 1 sent him a card. Was
this proper? Of course he wrote
and acknowledged it, and then we
began corresponding. In the first
letter he asked me to write. Doca
this indicate he careB just a little
for. me? Understand I love this
man very much and would love
to have your help.
One of your admirers,
' MARIE.
MARIE: Many a lasting friend
ship and love affair has re
sulted from a bright and Interest
ing change of letters. Kor a clev
er lottor reflects the personality
and mental make-up of a person in
a very unmistakable manner. So
continue your correspondence and
await developments, but do not
weave too many dreamH around
the man, unless you feel that your
interest and affection are recipro
cated.
SENIOR HIGH YEAR
BOOK, THE UMPQUA,
PRESENTS ITSELF
Students of Iloseburg senior
high school Monday received their
copies of their year book, The
Umpuuu.
Tile iinaual, which contains 96
pages and lour inserts, was printed
m the exclusive commercial print
ing department of tho ltoseburg
Nnews-Heviow. It was edited by
Jennie Jilrks, a senior, and Floyd
Groves was business manager.
Tho cover iH an attractive gray
color with a unique design ill deep
blue. The art motif of the book
represents tho antique. The sec
tion divisions are marked with
grey Inserts with antique designs,
which wero drawn by Claude I'at
terson. The high-grade enameled
book paper used for the body of
tho book makes the cuts stand out
with life-like realism.
All activities of the school year
are covered by the well-edited
text. Each class has a section ex
clusively for its history, pictures
and activities. Tho advertising
section is well patronized by local
merchants. On Ihe whole the book
Is declared by those who have
seen It as the best Issued by the
high school In several years.
FISH 5NAGQER FINED
THE PALI.ES. Ore., May
lr. 1. N. liiKialuini. Pendleton
dentist, wu't fined $50 and costs
when ho was found guilty In Jus
tire court on R charge of snagging
salmon at Celllo falls on the
Columbia River. Witnesses testi
fied that he had cauaht salmon
with grab hooks.
GRAFTER GOES TO PRISON
OAKLAND. Cal.. .May 21 Wil
liam II. Parker, former Oakland
diy commissioner, yesterday was
sentenced to San Quentin peniten
tiary for one to 14 years. Ho bad
been coivtctd of ciiiuinai con
spiracy In connection with graft
lu street paving.
WHERE'S EMILV??
if by Carolyn Wells 1
WHAT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE
Just before the rehearsal of her
marriage to Rodney Sayre, Emily
Duane leaves her exclusive Hill
dale Park home to visit the hospi
tal. She does not return and
Rod and the guesta become con
cerned. Now Go On With th Story.
CHAPTER VIII.
' Betiy didn't know of Nell's pen
chant for Rod, but she did know
that the bridesmaid had wanted to
be maid of honor, and she secretly
exulted over the situation.
She was about to propose that
they telephone for Mrs. Penning
ton when Pearl came to her and
said:
"Miss Betty, ma'am, some while
ago, Mr. Pennington, he telephoned
to know ff his wife was here. AU(1
I tole him she wasn't"
"How long ago, Pearl?"
"Lak' bout half an hour, maybe,
maybe pot so long, mayliu a quarter-hour."
"That's funny, The Penning-.
Ions went home together, didn't
they, Aunt Judy?''
"Yes, Betty. I said good-bye to
the two, as they left the house.'1
Well, then, and Burton Lamb
sized up the situation, "Emily took
Mrs. Pennington with her over to
the hospital to see' the new baby,
and they've no idea how the time
has gone by!"
'That's Emily all over!" de
clared Nell Harding. "Of course,
Burt, you re right. How can any
body be so thoughtless and so
careless of other people's conven
ience?" ,
"Well," Mr. Splnks said decided
ly, "either we put this thing over
or we don't. I suggest we go right
straight bang through with It, aud
we'll just have time if we begin
at once, and then you folks can
coach Miss Duane and Mrs. Pen
nington in their parts afterward.
Llke's not thoy'll come In while
we're at it. Hey, Mr. Sayre, come
along here. Mr. Garner, you get
up there In the bower, will you?"
Burton Lamb went back to the
lounge to tell Rodney of the deci
sion, and to his surprise the obdu
rate bridegroom refused to budge.
"But Rod, you must. And, too,
Emily and Mrs. Pennington will
know their stunts without rehears
ing. But you won't You don't
want to come a cropper at the big
show, and you sure will, if you
don't get onto the quirks right
here and now."
"Emily will tell me Just what to
do, and I'm not such a stupid that
I can t catch on. And If I make a
terrible break, they'll forgive a
clumsy bridegroom."
Rod Bettled back In the porner
of the 6ofa and lit another cigar
ette. "You're a brute," Lamb told
Rqdnwr "' havn't time to argue
with you, but as I'm your best man,
I've got to get you through some
how, I suppose. All right, VU do
your act myself, and then I can
cqach you. For Heaven's sake,
when Emily oomes, shoot over to
the drawing-room as fast as you
can. ou may be in time.
Lamb returned and made up the
most plausible yarn he could think
UWIDIKIL WUJU U rnililLLL,
jelled UMPIRE FINNIG AN
"You re as blind as a bat," roared Muggsy Mulligan.
"That may be," smiled the umpire, "but you heard me, for I
moke OLD GOLDS and speak with authority. Now you can
run put and buy a pack. They'll soothe your nerves." Not a
bark in a bleacherful."
BETTER TOBACCOS . . .THAT'S Ml Y Til EY WIN
NOT A COUGH IN A CARLOAD
of, and advised Splnks to whits
things through.
"You," Splnks said to Aunt Judy,
"please stand up here and person
ate the matron of honor. That's
right, a little more to the left.
There. Now Mss Maid of Honor,
you stand pere. Bridesmaid Nunc
ber One yes that's right here
take your bunches of Bowers," he
gave each one of his artificial hor
rors. "Now, stand on your left foot.
ready to advance to the music
hold on. Bob, I havn't stood up the
men yet. j
The men were duly stood up,i
Lamb insisting on being bride
groom and saying he could under
study that and be best man Biso.
Spinks suddenly found he bad
no bride!
Betty was determined to i:t
letter-perfect in her own part and
Nell exulted in any contretemps
that threatened the perfect per
formance of Emily's wedding pa
geant . "Never mind the matron of hon
or," he shouted, daneing about in
an agony of haste and excitement.
"You've got to give the bride away,
ain't you? And you've got to have
a bride to give away! Well, this
IS it!"
"Best thing, too," he exulted.
"Now, you Blacky, you pay strict
attention to everything 1 say, and
then you can tell your mlBtress ex
actly What she Is to do. See?"
Being nobody's fool, Pearl saw
and realized that this was no Joke,
but that Bhe was to be of real help
to her beloved Miss Em'ly, and
Bhe put her whole mind on the
task.
She slipped her hand through
the arm of Aunt Judy, as Instruct
ed, and stood waiting, every sense
alert to obtain all possible infor
mation to pass along to the real
bride later.
Aunt Judy, too, caught the
spirit of the thing, and If some of
the bridesmaids giggled at the in
assorted assembly, the principals
did not.
Burton Lamb, doubling as bride
groom and best man, stood back
of a tall palm, awaiting the signal
to show himself.
But when the opening strains of
Mendelssohn were Jerked out of
the grand piano by the mechanical
talent of Spinks' assistant, it was
too much, and excepting, perhaps
the miniater, the whole party went
off in peals of laughter.
Even this did not bring Rodney
Sayre to the scene.
He was thinking deeply. He well
fcnew Emily's wilful ways, her sud
den yielding to a whim, but be did
n't think she would forget or ig
nore the rehearsal ot their wed
ding. .
He was not at all angry at her,
or even annoyed, but he i couldn't
quite understand.
Well, at any rate, he could obey
orders. She had Bald, "Don't budge
from the Bofa until I come back,"
and nothing short of an lrresistiblq
force would make him budge.
Nor was this merely a dogged
or slavish obedience to orders.
It was only that Rod loved his
Emily so truly and so deeply that
REV. LESTER GIBSON
j QUITS LOCAL PULPIT
I ' Rev. Lester Gibson, who has ,
been pastor of the Wule Standard
'inunin on East Douglas sireet tor
the past several months, announc
ed his resignation today, to take
etfect at once. A special business
meeting has been called for to
night at which lipie reorganization
of the church and other business
matters will be considered. A full
attendance of members is being
urged.
Key. Mr. Gibson, members re
port, proved very capaDie in ins
woik in the local church and his
resignation has been received with
regret. He has made no pians as
to his activities in the immeuiaie
future,
K. OF P. CONCLAVE
SET FOR JUNE 6th
The Knights of Pythias will hold
a district convention in Ashland
on June 6. A large delegation from
each ot the five lodges In the dis
trict, Grants Pass, Medford, Rose
burg, Klamath Falls and Ashland,
Is expeoted. A number of the
grand lodge officers will be pres
ent at the convention. Ten or fif
teen local men will attend, among
whom will be M. R. Brown, dis
trict deputy grand chancellor.
he wanted to do as she asked Mm,
now and always.
She was whimsical, wilful, yes
even stubborn; or, as that queer
man had put It, "pig-headed," but
with It all she was open to convic
tion and quick to acknowledge her
mistakes.
So Rodney ,ia'. and mused, and
when the muslo began and tho par
ty broke into laughter, he heard it
unheeding.
What to him was a wedding? re
hearsal without Emily? Had he
taken his part, probably Nell Hard
ing would have slipped into the
nride's place, and that would nave
been more that he could stand.
Well, all he could do was to
wait. When she came, she woulu
tell him all about it, though ho
thought he knew already, and
smiled a little as he fancied Emily
bending over the adorable little
bundle of humanity, and making
those crooning sounds that all wo
men use to address a baby.
A step on the veranda was fol
lowed by the entrance of Jim Pen
nlngton.
He looked at Sayre In astonish
ment. "What are you doing, flocking
In here all alone? Is the rehearsal
over? I called to take Polly home."
(To Bo Continued Tomorrow.)
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