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ROSEBURG NEWS -REVIEW, ROSEBURG, OREGON, THURSDAY, AUGUST 29, 1929.
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ROSEBURG, OREGON, THURSDAY, AUGUST 24, 1929.
HOT?
;0NrAY afternoon of this week a traveling; salesman
.11 from Portland called at this writer's office and mop--ping
his perspiring brow made the following remark:
-"Goodness, how are you ahle to stand heat down here?"
Those are fighting words lo any true Uoselmrg resident who
knows his climate slalistics. However, although the re
mark was passed over, note was made to check the tempera
; ture of other western Oregon cities on that day. The cx
. changes have been duly examined with the following re
sult: ; rortl.mil. OrcKonlan. maximum tt'inpi'inturo Monday RB
Sali-in. Slalt'Kinan, tmixiiniiin tomix'nituro Monday
i Kiihi-ii". Kcfiistcr, imixlnuii trtniM'i'i'.liiri' Monday M i
" NKWK-ltKVIKW, maximum temperature Monday H.'l
, Medfoid, Mall-Tribune maximum temperatures Monday M
These are all quoted as being U. S. weather bureau
figures.
' . The point is simply this: Koseburg has as fine, mild
' climate as cjui be found anywhere along the coast. An ijn
; pression is abroad that Itosehurg is exceptionally warm in
summer. That is not true, never was true and let's stamp
; ouf tluit impression.
BRINGING UP FATHER
By Geo. McManu
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SINGER-CHOCOLATE
BATTLE ATTRACTS
GATE OF $200,000
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NEW 'YORK, Aug. 29. If any
thing is lacking to make tonight's
hitttle at the polo grounds between
Kid Chocolate of Cuba and AI Sing
er of the lironx a great gate attrac
tion, (lie fans have not found it.
With the promise before them of
two natural fighters .meeting In
the year's "natural" of fights, they
have hern wasting no time in get
tiiiK to the box offices for seats an
close us possible to the center of
a tion.
The early estimates were that
about r,o. t of the fight fuithfut
would pay Homeihing In the neigh
borhood of 5-Ou.uuo Tor the privi
lege of witnessing the battle be
tween the clever Cuban and the
New York slugger. The prospect of
last minute rush tonleht unless
bad weather comes alone to change
the matter has kept the figures ris
ing steadily.
The streak of brown lightning
from Cuba is not expected lo welh
more than 124 pounds while Singer
returned from his training camp
under the limit set of 12i pounds.
The battle is scheduled to go 12
rounds, starting at 10 p. in., eastern
daylight time.
today by Chairman Nye of the sen
ate public lands committee.
Mr. Nye said he appreciated that
western states wanted all rights to
public lands or none, but he be
lieved U would be In the best in
terests of conservation to have the,
federal government retain jurisdio
tion over mineral rights in lands.
It is tle opinion of Senator Nye
that legiElation will be required to
carry out Mr. Hoover's program
Major Lawrence Mott left last nittht for the south.
Speed him on his way and wish him well. Major Mott knows
how to get publicity for things and places. He will, with his
writings in magazines and newspapers give the Umpo,ua a j
lot of advertising. More publicity is needed for the Ump
qua but the anglers drawn here by the prospect of hooking
a plcelhcad or cutthroat will NEVER cause the river to be
fished out. This is claimed by some who oppose the exploit
ing of the I'mpnua. The fact is that the Umpqua is being
fished out right now, but not by anglers and sportsmen. The
commercial and illegal fishing at the mouth of the Umpqua
is loading to the swift and positive destruction of game fish
ing in the Umpqua.
Every once in a while someone makes the remark that
"Those fellows in California sure have a great gift of pub
licity. They know how to put their, state over." Mere is an
item that appeared recently fn -n-t'alifornia publication :
"The hnnn! of county HunorvlHnrH iiieellnir tn f!ikliii,l
JJ (tullroi'lllu, recently tentatively itKleed upon $1111,111111 tin a fund
to lie expended durliiK the current rlseal year for cnunly ail
vertlHitiK. It 1h proponed lo use $l.1,ooi) for conventions and
ftiS.OOu for olhor forma of publicity."
' No great genius or gift for gutting publicity is required
if you can spend such sizeable sums of money as that. Cali
fornia pays for what it gets and profits from it.
o
' Hemember the date set for the grand opening of the
new court house is October 19th. The whole county is going
to turn out for the dedication and let's have one fine big
cqlebration.
o
Fall will be here in a few days now. Ordered the winter
fuel supply yet?
The
OFFICE CAT
John was very hard on trous
eih. one uay, whiie tmopping with
a iileud, hib niodier bougnt cloih
ror a p.ur ot UuUMeis lor johu und
ordered n good deal more than
seemed necusflary.
"Why do you get so much? ask
ed her friend.
"Oh,"4wus the reply, "tills is for
reserved seats!"
Nobody goes to u dirty play be
cause lie himself Is vuu; he mere
ly goes to check upon the vlle
ness ot the rest of the audience.
A Scotch man invited to a golden
wetiumg, was loid that each guest
wouid nu expected to lake a gulden
present. ' " "
lie look It goldfish.' "'
:POEM FOR THE DAY
By LOUIS ALBKUT BANKS
PRESIDENT ALVIN YORK
Tim Associated Press carih'd this news story from Tennessee:
I! "Ki'rgt. Alvin York, Hie unschoolid Tente'sHee mountaineer uho
gained lame by rapluring (Jcniiaiis slnglehaiuled and leturned home
to Invest his prestige In educating his people, has been recognized lor
Ills achievement by appointment to ihu presidency of Alvin York Agri
cultural Institute In Ken tress county.
"incision of the Tennessee stale Hoard or Kducallon lo make him
hiid of the institute ended an clght-yenr fluht. liutiiu- whirh ihu (.
Injl has been eimlf sled in factional political wranglus and legislative
"lielnniln ftom France nl the close or the Yoi hi war. bearing Ihe
jdaiidils or the allied armies. Sergeant York pledged all hts resources
lu education; his imiue folk.
r, "The strength of his e;inies1ness was evidenced bv his verusing n
Jlrf'On.ouii vaudeville rouir.iri in order in deott. his time to lecturing
in u campaign lo raise funds for schools."
We love ihis gallant mountaineer,
'J Wlum all tlie world arose to cheer;
I Ic does not live unto himself
Nor soil his soul for greedy pelf;
He loves his common mountain folks.
Is not deceived by any hoax;
Applause has never turned his head;
He's human nature's thoroughbred.
When over on the front in France
There blossomed out his iicnt romance,
He had fiee chance lo be a fool,
Mut mid it alt his head was cool;
No matter where he went to roam,
, He ne'er forgot his mountain home;
And when he had achieved his chance.
He sought his neighbor's advance.
' lo educate its mountain youth.
To aid them in the search for tiulh
That was his wise and constant theme
The warp and woof of nil his dieam.
Through vexing years of politic
I haf cost him many spiteful lick,
His steadfast course thronyh nil the haze
Deserves our loud and earnest praise.
' Three cheers for York of far Argunne!
W'e trust to htrVi to "carry on";
He's never fumbling nor afraid;
I le has his worst opponent laid;
He Rt:ind unchallenged nt the bead
This Tennesseea:i thoroughbred.
. We wuth him raie unmixed mccesa
In spreading homespun happine..
Mother: Oswald, you should
never do a. tiling wuicii you
would be ashamed for the whole
world to see.
Oswald: Hooray! I won't have
to take any more baths.
We know a man who Is always
complaining about the lack of san
itary tii inking cups, but he w ill
lake a swig out or any old flask
i nut is passed around.
II ii'au nli-n .if Mr M..Um tn
stay on at the same salary when
ne prooauiy couiu uo quite a oil
better elsewhere.
EDITORIALS ON
THE DAY'S NEWS
(Continued from page 1)
modern highways but the cost or
the automobiles as well.
That is true enough, but modern
prosperity Is built not upon doing
without things but upon hustling
and scheming and earning the
money with which to buy the
things wu want..
Maybe I'm Wrong
Ity J. IV MKimiMlY
Every man to his own profession.
There's a fellow in New York who
washes windows for Peeping Toms.
JUSTIFIABLE HOMICIDE
When an absent-minded profes
sor stands In front of a looking
glass for three hours trying to re
member where he s seen himself
before.
YOU'RE RIGHT
A man of a few words is usually
a henpecked husband.
AMERICAN TRAGEDIES
The fellow who was drowned
while gargling.
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT
Dlack-jacks are so plentiful in
Chicago that toupees are now com
rng equipped with shock-absorbers,
MOMENTOUS MOMENTS
When a girl goes to elope and
finds that her mother Is using the
ladder.
AUTO SUGGESTION
An optimist is a motorist who
honks his-horn when he sees
train coming.
WONDERS OF NATURE
Whenever you see a gold-digger
with twelve men, the. chances are
she's doing her daily doxen.
WASTED ENERGY
Listening at key-holes In deaf
and dumb asylums.
OUR OWN VAUDEVILLE
Ethel: Do you want to play strip
poker tonight?
Marie: I'd like to. but I haven't
a decent thing to take off.
Copyright, .it.'y. King Features Syn
dicate, lac.
POOR MASTICA TION
INVITES DYSPEPSIA
We Must Not Only Break Up the Food, but Allow
the Saliva to Change the Starches Into Sugar
This Overcomes Acidity, Dr. Copeland Says.
By ROYAL S. COPELAND. M. U.
United States Senator from New York.
Former Commissioner of Health. Kew York City.
ON MORE than one occasion 1 have told you about the care 01
the tooth. There can be no doubt that attention to these useful
organs has done much to promotr the happiness of the human
family.
wore anu more we nave com to realize uiui.
defects in the teeth lay the foundation for serious
Illness. If the teeth become abecsscd. poisons
develop which may carry disastrous effects to
remote parts of the body. (
Rut vvhnt t h;ive in mind todav is to fcoint:
f J5w fef out tho necessity for thorough chewing oil the
if l food. The food if prepared in the mouth fr its
Unless armed with a passport you would not
get far in. a foreign country. Unless the food
Is thoroughly chewed, the first step toward the
prevention' of indigestion hap been neglected.
In the breaking 'up of the morsels of food
by thorough chewing something else is accom
plished. The saliva is intimately mixed with the
food substance. This produces an interesting
chemical change.
Much of the food we air". rirt'".i!r!y t -'
coming from the vegetable world, consists largely of starch. The
mixture of the saliva with the starch converts the laiter into sugar.
That sugar is tne passport indicating to the stomach and other digestive
organs that the morsel of food is properly prepared for its journey.
This slop, known to the doctors a-s - - ; ' "
"Kilivorv dlireslion." I far more tin-1 M- V. B. Q oulci a cup of eel-
pnrtiint to health than Is Rcntimlly
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LEGION AUXILIARY
HONORED AT SALEM
Tim loeal auxiliary of th Amerl J
can lA'Rlnn win resume us n-R-ular
meetings next Tursday at the
armory and plans ar' already pro-
preaHing for numerous winter acti
vities. At the recent stale con
vention of the lesion and auxiliary
in S:tlem the local unit was Riven
particular mention. The auxiliary
of tills cily was pronounced the
Inniest unit of the state and won
(he department citation and prize
for activities carried out as out
lined by the state department. A
myrtle wood block and pavel were
presented the local auxiliary and
delegates were called before the
sta'e assembly and introduced.
Plans for the auxiliary fashion
show scheduled for September 10
at the Antlers are becoming more
and more complete daily and local
citizens are awaiting the event
with great interest. - -The fashion
shows staged by the local unit are
highly commended and although
the custom has been to make the
affair an annual event this fashion
show will he the second event of
the kind this year.
Proceeds for the fashion show
will be used in caring for the
families of disabled war veterans
who are wilhont compensation.
'nriTi
iiiai
While Working for Money
Let It Wo;k for You
you do not admire a lezy man
neither do you approve ot Idle
money. What splendid results you
can sicure. if while working for
jour mom y. you let It woik tor
you by making prompt weekly de
posits iu the Koseburg National
Dank.
4 Interest Paid on Saving.3
Accounts.
ThettosekurNalional Bank
EoseDur,ore.
SI
OR COPELAND.
reconl)!rd. Chewlnjr the food
thoroughly 1 too conunnnty rt'Knrdcd
s h sort of a fnd. For ho many
years we hnve louRhed at "Fletch
riEinR," that a siiKBeMlon to chew
the food more finely in more likely
to raise n inuh than meet with
a favorable H-spone. I 'm sorry
bmit (his lMrnii!e ninny n ease of in
diRf'inn would dtaiipprnr If tho
te-th were enroll ntcco to perform
thoir proper function
1'nlens the bih re h we et is proc
essed by the various digestive Jmct'S
provided fnr this pnrpnte thore ts
lire to ho aridity. Ht'arthurn, betch
iiiK "f Win. (tnnr tnstr In the mouth,
drool Inn and utomnrh-nrhe are f;i mil
iar nymptom of ardily While con
Bttputinn und other fiirtors enter into
the problem, there run he nn doubt
that the firm of the neglectful acts
of man In his failure to chew hif
fond. That ta the beginning of hi
dyspepsia
JAnswrr n J I i 1 1 lit Q 1 1 pries
SAKA P Q Wh.it can I do for a
dry mouth? My lips cruck and my
Unique feelp piirrhod.
A. Ton are possibly trntiSteH with
hypi-ruoidity Correct your die.
I. M. Q. What do you advise for
eracUng Jotntu''
-Massage the parts with warm ,
cry ten twice
kidneys?
'day flush
-Ves.
Hot Weather Advice fnr Moth
era ot Halites.
hot weather diarrhoea ts a
common ailment of barrea.
It Is th result of taking Infect
ed food or drink
No mother should overltmk
the tm port a n re of t h to sy m p
loin It niav te the hmnniiifi of
a utTioiis illness On this nc
ciurii it shntiUI be nivon Imme
diate nttrntion.
ll is not unenmmon to con
sider that teethtnn ts responsi
ble for the diarrhoea. Thl is
seldom the case. Some fault tn
i the feedinc Is more likely to be
responsible
This trouble rarely attacks
hroH st -fed ha hies 1 1 ts more
cornnioTi in bottle-fed infants.
We expert crown-uu to eat
less food m hot weather To
overeat at this time ts harmful.
Likewise It is damacinc to elve
the bativ too murh food fiar
rb'H';( (s a eommon s-niptom of
ovevf-odin .
To ptve the food too frequent
ly or to tcive it at trresuiar in
tervals ma v be follow d bv a
disturbance of the bowels Stop
t b e f e-d I p i ni once and talk
wfth voor d-1"'"
od liver oil at niht before retiring. I Cuomnu. uw, NtmatMu imim hmvm, is.
Good Manners
Py
MltS. COllNfclLl' S r.KKCKMAN
Serving Waffles.
Dk.wi llis. i.i;KinM n:
IMeaHo toll r.ie th" tot rert
uay ot taking wattles w In n lUey
are passeU round in u plate.
11. U. Ivt
THK enitrit servinc ihm s ilo
plaee with wal'lh's are the
serviiiK fork 1 1 1 be taken in the
lelt hand) and the setvivi); sinrou
(to he tukfU tn the tUht hand )
They nhouUI hoth be usttl In tak
ttii; the waffle. trout the smiiin
plate to one' oun plate. The uni
fies sliouhl not be .sptared with
the fork.
A Cruel Reprimand
DKAK MHS. HKKCkMAN:
IakhI wek 1 was introiltterd
t o a is n ( hMitan w ho a 1 1 e r u a rd
elaimetl thave met nie thfree
jean ajso. of vhirb I have no rr
rolleitiou. What would have been
the proper thine to say?
2 -Also, was it proper for my
sister lo correct n ln-fore a
crowd?
J S.
IX THIS ra'ther rmrarrasitis sit
uation, try to say somethiD
that will as little as possible call
attention to the fait that you do
not remember the meWlnn. I stial
ty, wlu-n the other fernnn sees
i hat we ait- tmcertain a html the
provloua meeting, he chaiiKes the
subject.
2 --No. Tliis is a cruel port of
tiling thai nH'mhcrs "f families
are not half thought I'nl enmmh
about. It is cruel far the person
u ho Is bein lepritiiatHird, ml il
is extremely awkward for 111"
siratiKeitf who ate forced to listen
to this display of had muiriers and
unkimlnoss.
G-ill Plates Unattractive
DKAR Mli. lKKCKM AN:
Would It be vin-,'rt to use
;Tri1I plates when huvim; utiests for
Sundav supper? H not. when are
tiny correct?
u u s.
npIIKSK plates are nel for Infer-
I rial meals, if fie hostess ts
eni husiastic aLotit them. To me
thev siHm very onimerria !ok
Inc. nore suitable for rj'tick lunch
: ervice than fT the fine service
in the home. They are very ticly
lo took nt. I think, and not espe
cially convenient.
(Mrs. Beeckman will be glad to
answer ouetion on etiquette fcub
mitted by readers.)
NYE IN FAVOR OF
HOOVER LAND PLAN
-WASHINGTON,: Aii(f. 28. A
sympathetic altitude toward Presi
dent Hoover's newly announced
proposal to turn- over surface
rishis of some of the public lands
to the states was expressed here
. :
Jfr S.-IWICE ffi&
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Our service, for all its well-known
quality, 13 never high in price.
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