Roseburg news-review. (Roseburg, Or.) 1920-1948, December 18, 1925, Image 2

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Newspaper Page TextROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 19, 1925. TWO aosEounc news-review Issued Dally Cxeapi Sunday by Tha NewB-Hevlw C... Int. OMIoa ft au Bwf aWaTckee Crdltad to It or not olh.rwlif ordlld la tlii pauar ud to all local a.a pubiien.a nrin. ah riu - rublicstiun of BpeofeU aiapatvAoa aaraia ara aiao raacrvao. ' w'a I ' anil Manage! ' . pgRT Q. BATES , . BecTetary-TreasnrCT ' la. tar ad aa second clui matter liar IT, 1M0, at the poat office) at ? RaawbarK Oraaoa, una to Act of March t, U7a, ,i ' 1 1 : i n t ' ; i 'i nail. Mr mar. bf fmliy. Bis nouuia, man Dally, tkrrt ntontta, by iaa UBCfIPTON KATM nailr. alnaU month, far aulL Dally, by "carrier, per Monti- Vaakly New Review, by mall, par year. ROSEBURG, OREGON, FRIDAY, DEC. 18, 1926. f ' $ 1 00 :.$ too THE AUTOCRAT. . . The famous critic, Gilbert Gudgeon,' he seldom says ft fjgasant word, he swats poor authors with his bludgeon, and Says their efforts tire absurd ; poor writing stirs him up to dudgeon whose f ulminations oft are -heard. He has a gift f of red hot phrases, his adjectives leave trails of smoke, and fie' shows insolence that dazes mild-mannered, gentle-hearted folk : and now he ranks among the crazes we read him, gKrgling till we choke. We like to hear the critic's bellows if ' we are safe from his attacks; we like to see the pther fellows go limping home with beaten1 backs,' and nothing softens, nothing mellows this Gilbert Gudgeon's mighty whacks. We marvel much and we admire him, as he denounces mutt and rkate,'ana hope that naught will ever tire him, that nothing may his zeal abate; may 'wrath unmeasured ever fire him, anointed messenger of fate; We're Always, glad to see the others compelled to sip envenomed juice; we have small sym pathy for ''brothers whom' some one' rises to traduce; we laugh when some poor author smothers in Gilbert's flow of tank' abase. And then some day we dpe the. paper, to see trhom Gilbert deigns to swat; he says our brain's a tallow apet,nd ai Iwe write is seedy rot; oh, then, behold us sweat Mid, cdpqr, and swear that Gudgeon should M shot! 1 1 1 ' I i i it Pirns BY BERT u BATES j JB I av 1 KEARNEY'S v30b W.Cass St" GROCETERIA SOOW.Cass St. GOOD EVENING FOLKS Judgin' from trtf way, ... Tha gala ara oYcaaiir' ' -For tna cold weather Thay atrip to ; ' 1 Conquer. . . . . i - - 4 4 i i DUMBELL DORA THINKS A diacua thrower la a phono graph record dealer. T T . ,., ' Dinner waa lata In being served. "The Missus" want out Into tha kitchen and cam back weak from laughing. "Oh, Katrinka looks eo-o funny, John. Tha brandy Is all gone and ' he's trying to knit a swaater out Of tha soaahettl." Young Bride: ''8weetheart, tha grocery atorea wars all closed to-j day, but I made you soma nice i bean aoup out of soma Jelly-beanai I got at tha confectionery. ,-.. ,, FOR THE KI0DIE8 It ralna alike upon tha Juet And on ths unjuat fellows. But mors upon tna Juat because Tha unjuat awips umbrellas. ' '..!'''' You may kid yourself aa to who runs the nouss but you can't kid your children, - fr ' ' i ' A public sals bill appearing In a paper has, the snappy introduction: "Aa ths migratory season la draw ing near, in order to go aouth with tha other geete, wa will aell the following property at public, auc tion at tha Clyde Dade placo in Dads county." ! ! Man or monkey doesn't matter. ; wnat interecta ths benedict ; is whether he Is man or worm. I Uncle Sam doesn't "want any mora foreign relations until hs can get along with those hs has : at home. i - ' Mors deep Will make you live longer, but what's tna was of liv- j ing longer juat to sleep, . I !( Historical note: It has now been ! three and one-half years since our i girl's eyebrows met. DietHealth ... By Lulu Hunt PBterifU ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS SMALLPOX IMl'KITT .. .. ... amtued by the doctor. He found Mr. H. One attack of small-' my heart so choked with fat thai pox usually renders a person lm-;le waa almoat afraid to -let me iuune ao that It is never expert- take the bakes. He said not to enced again. : take) ' them inlesa the doctor at We believe a euccesnful vaccina- .the hospital watched pit and only tlon will protect for at leant live ' for 10 or 15 minutes at the most. to seven years. If you were ex- II started in and took two bakes posed to smallpox, however. It a week. would be better to be vaccinated "As I knew It would take at again, even though the flve-to- least six months to get anywhere, seven year period had not elapsed, ii bought me a day book and kept "Black" smallpox is a severe records of myself. I said I'd been type of smallpox, with hemorrha-! the elephant at the circus for ges In the sores. The case of ordinary smallpox would protect you from this as well as from the other type. Yes. vaccination or saving toe disease Is the oply known method years, but I wasn t going to be tbe freak with his face looking like a ballpon with the wind let out, If a few facial treatments would help, and I was fortunate enough to get Into a beauty par- of Immunisation. In vaccination iior where the young lady became yon have one scar with a alight! very much interested In me. All Inconvenience for a few days, and my friends . say that my face in smallpox Itself yon may have doesn't show that I lost 54 pounds thousands of scars and a loath-j in six months, some dlnease. I waa re-vacclnated ... BaTe Uughed , mJ Mmi, last summer. Ill tell you about I ,. h.. ,.-h h.n .r. It later. yati f0r every- one laughs at you rwuir nm hup nin ' tr"d "u mlght M wel1 tanh- COME ON! SHt DID Nfoo!) and said I was going to . , T . u j I lecture and get back some of my "Dear Doctor: I first heard rve , nt on b,tni ,nd of your 'Key to the Calorlea t facials. auuui aix inuuma agu. wm iu a store buying a dress pattern and After carrying this burden of ' 'fnl n,H 1R VMiirv 1 f '1 Ilka rfani. was complaining tnat tney never -- - have any nice patterns for stout " nd 12'i,tltifvMr0.m .h (I wore slse 60 because I vT ,.."' folks w shed 2261 when a little woman i across the way from me piped I You have a lot to be thankful up: 'You don't bave to be stout jfor to that little woman who if vnn dnn'i want to!' I answer- istarted you. haven't yon? ed back: 'Is tat so?' So she told You didn't say whether the bak- me she had lost 38 pounds In six months and hadn't starved either. 'Oh, toll ma how I begged. Then she told me of your book on re ducing. "I got It and started right In good earnest. I had hpen having lng treatments and the reducing helped your knees, but I believe they must have. We have so many loiters from those who bave had joint trouble and bave been bene fited by reducing, and the bakes certainly should have helped con so much trouble with my knees j siderably. You were wise to take that I decided (o start some bak-jthe facial treatmnts. ing treatments at the same time, I (Those of you who want our ln thlnklng, the sweats would help 'structlons on reducing, may bave the knees and also the reducing. I them In a condensed form by before they would give me tbe .sending a aelf-addreased, stamped bakes. I had to have my heart ex- ienvelope and ten cents In stamps. SPECIALS : i i . i Mixed Nuts, 2 lbs, for ....r.H- -... ... 45cr No I Walnuts, 2 lbs. for .....'.i.........l.......l.65c No. 2 Walnuts, 2 lbs for ............. 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Mi i ' ' "it wan't long age when a gal waa prouder of her cookin ability than sne was her neckln' ability." was for this reason, be said, that the defense decided not to make any closing argument before the court ' Case Echoes In Congress. WASHINGTON, Dee. 18. The first congressional echo of th court martial conviction of Colonel William Mitchell of the air serv ice took the form today of a bill by Representative La Guardia, social ist, New York, to greatly curtail the authority of court martlals in pronouncing sentence on those con victed of violation of the 96th ar ticle of w ar. ' Under the measure SO days sus pension from the army would ba the maximum sentence for viola tion of that article, under, whicn Colonel Mitchell was convicted. The present statute leaves the punishment to the "discretion of " court" In the case of Colonel Mitchell the penalty was five years suspension. ! . Special prices nntll Dee. tlat. i Marcel, hair-trim, bob Ctrl, and shampoo. Call Mrs. Amy Rogers, ,137 N. Main. Phone 118-LI. r mi It Plan to do your Christ mas shopping at ... ' the Silk Store Yon mn rnme here with cverv assurance that no t matter what Gift you may-select from our stock, that it will be of b - y ;1 That will instantly appeal to the recipient thereof. I It will also register a mark of your respect toward i - V"-- , -i t- n:c.- i .i : ', mi inose receiving me uuu, . . lyi Suggestions for Gift Purchasers LINGERIE IN NEW STYLES SILK AND WOOL HOSIERY . PIECE GOODS IN SMARTEST WEAVES SILK SCARFS GLOVES VANITY BAGS GIFT HANDKERCHIEFS DISTINCTIVE UMBRELLAS DRSSES, COATS " , I. ABRAHAM THE SILK STORE ... - Y v A few of those large all-copper wash boilers left Oet yours at Powell's Furniture Co. . fit-e. The inei u. Btrange Deauty Studio over the Koacburg National Bank and Htauty Bliopoe In the buuman Illdg., will give a free shampoo wuu eacn marcel. qntU enruunas. PuoDea: 212 J and iHH-i. COL MITCHELL ' FOUND GUILTY BY ARMY COURT (Continued from rage 1.) Distributors I ar - ' . - . mim, Introductory Uner T 1 a t at fa, t io introauce tne new juve Oiiei.ai RED STUMPING (306 Cartridges per 100 Ibs.) We are now offering FREE with every 100 lbs. 100 ft. Safety Fuse 50 Blasting ' ,' Tliisoffer limited to carload now in stock at ' Roseburg and Mcdford. J.A.Denn Powder Co. 23! No. Main St. ; Rosebura 24 So . Front St. .'.." Medford war and uavy dcpiirtniunts. ; He was foibidiu-n tu put)lleh fur ther ucb 4tr licit wtuiuut ii Das- i uioo liom fccreiary W evktf and , l'rvaiUt'Dt Coolitlgu endornt'd tb order. Jlowtiver, Miahill laud , published a book, "Winged Do-, reuse." without aubmltUng It to the war depart men t. i 1'rom December of 1024, to larft : piiriK, before a epucial houuo air j ! craft commute, jviitchell Kve Ben-i saliouhl teatlmony concerning the air turvic?, reptMUiiijf his demaud for a separate air force and do part me nt of national deOiiBe. Waoks Caused D. motion, i rresldeut Coolidge drcliued last 1 March to rvappolut ill It-hell as ausUtaut air chief and he was ; transferred to San Antouio as com i mauder of the eighth corps area air force, revertiug to the rank of u Ion el. The court martial develop ed that Secreiarx Weeks had ad vised the President awilnat re apiwintment, characteriiing Mit chell aa "lawless." Krom 8at Aulonln lu.t Repteiu- Vus Xlit..K..II I.ikuI Kl. .Un .lula. tments accusing the war and uaty ; departments of "incompetency, I criminal negHfsrenre, - and almnsl treasonable admltiUtration of the natiiiiml defense, singling out the Shenandoah voyage and the PN-9 No, I flight from San Kraucico to Hawaii. Court marital was then orderd and President Coollilge short ly afterward appoiuieil a ttprial hoard to study the aircraft H4uation. ATTENTION EVERY MEMBER ENROLLED IN THE Be Present Next Sunday 9:45A.M. Christian Bible School Birthday for Old People's Home. . One Cent for Each Year You Have Lived. CHRISTMAS TREAT FOR THE KIDDIES Remember the Contest Help Beat Medford Visitors Always Welcome nith your request.) Mr. P. Please see a physi cian. I can answer questions of general Interest In the column and It Is Impossible for me to answer personally.- If yen bad enclosed a self-addressed, stamped envelops we could have sent you a prepar ed article that would have cover ed one of your questions. Do Bee a competent physician. You need a thorouKh physical examination and treatment. Tomorrow Answers To Mothers ' Put that personal touch to your Xmas greeting cards by having your name printed on each card. See the News-Review office for a nice line of samples at a reasou abla price. RADIATORS FREEZE Denatured alcohol ready bottled at front or back door and we can tell you how much you nei-d. Priced right. Lloyd Crocker's Drug Store. i Heat with gas. Don't delay order your Xmas greeting carda fiom the exclusive Job prlntlns department of the News-Review office. We can serve you rieht. VERDICT NOT TO HALT CRUSADE, MITCHELL SAYS (Continued from Page 1.) pmtntnllr Krank Held nf Illinois, who was chief defi'n counsel for ihe air olflrvr during his trial. "The a. ntral staff." Mr. Reld ftaM. "gralbd at the long unnght opportunity of prowvutlng Mltrholl In terror of the new step which the sdrnnrlng tiuih was about to take. This everybody knows. "If he ws trit'd. It was berause they wished It. not beranso he did aiivlhtnir to Ihe prejiuttr-. of goud order and military discipline. "H 1b they alone who made the prudent and the secretary of war IhHr Ibik." Ihe fight for 'Bn adequate na tional illnif." Mr. Held said. "Ims only begun." ' ' Ho dvnotiniwi the rxirt for fntt ute to puns upon itie queBtlnn of whellxr evldincp a aeci-pted In proof nf truth Of Colonel Mllrhslla laietnt-niB or whrllior It wa r reived merely In extenuation or nil liUon ot fals allocs offvase. It RADIO This Model $125 Sold on Easy Terms and Guaranteed By Hansen Chevrolet Co. 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