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i I BOSFBUBC NEWS-REVIEW. THURSOAV. NOVEMBER 8. PACE TWO ROSEB U RG NEWS-REVIEW Issued Daily Ecpt Surday U. W. UATK.S bKKT O. BATKH.. ..J'realdcut and Manager fcecmtary-Troasurer SUBSCRIPTION HATES Dally, per ear, by mall Dudv, atx months, by mail Dully, Uireo months, by mall Daily, single niontb, ty nuill , , , Dully, by carrier, per month.. Weesly News-Review, by mall. pel' year .14.00 . t.W . 1.0'j jut . .in - 1.00 M t utber of AMortal4 I'rvas. Tha AnifClnt'-d I'-emi in eneluiitvtiiy auUtl'il to Ui ua for republication of all liwi, ,1I''H hea rrd!tit to It ur nee ulti-rU erwlltfil In llila paiiar. -.d to m. '(.-1.1 n.-w i.ut.i e....i h-rn. AlJ rights of rrpubll, atlon of spavla.1 dliptttt hra herein ara alao rarva4. li nd aa secoad class matter May 17, lK.'u. at the pout office ut Koseburg Oregon, under Ibe Act of March 2, 1SV9. KOS6BUI1G, OREGON. ThUHiDAV, NOVEMBER 8. 1923. HA LIT OF THOROrCIIXKS.S. c!.i Louise Conislocl;, a noted educator, recently said in the New York Times, that the greatest, sift of a college education is the I.a'iit of d tiiiK thoroughly, intelligently and skillfully whatever Is In' (l.;:;o. That reminds one of the definition of education, Unit .it is w hat you hae left after you have forgotten what you liiitc learned, it is evident from such conceptions of the higher education, that the acquisition of facts is jiot the chief end. The person who has not had the higher education can easily get as many facts into his head as anybody else. I!ut there is this truth, that a well educated person has been put through a drill in whicli he has learned that a task mi'st be finished accurately and to the last t!'.t:ul, and that the best information and knowledge must be used in performing that task. Here is where many uneducated people fall down. They have failed to gain the conception of high ' fctandards of work. They are satisfied with ordinary and medi ocre standards. If they can perform a task as well as it has been performed in the past, they are satisfied. The jit'i'soii who desire self education will take up the tasks of life with this conception of thorough and skilful work. If ho gets a job, he will want to know all about that job. If any books are published that throw light on it, if trade papers or magazines or other literature will help him understand that function better, he will want to own or borrow t.wh material, and go to the bottom of his new undertak ing so he tan do it lip to the limit of achievement. The self edu cated man or woman who gets that conception, of his work has gotten wlal nuiny authorities will say is the most vital essential of education. o - Yesterday the income tax bill had been defeated by some four thousand majority. Today the measure is in doubt, which ma terially adds to its success, the country districts piiing up a very .substantia! vote in favor of the income tax law. o . With "Spark I'hig" in the running for Armistice Day cele bration in lioseburg the .stage is set for a wonderful day with all the trimmings. Come to lioseburg and take a "stpiint" at Sparky. Some horse. o BY BERT G. BATES piams Blocking the Governor T i Eastern election returns say the democrats are holding their own, which are not very consoling words to republicans. o ,'.,Next Monday is a big day in Koseburg for ex service boys. They're going to put over a real celebration. o Willi the (lection off our chest we can now get ready for the Thanksgiving bird and cranU'rry sauce. now Dear Folks: ''he demon Speed is in our midst, and keeps us on the hustle. It s-.'i ins thai life is just a round of clatter J.aiijr and bustle. We used to drive the old gray mare and think that we were flvinir hnl inos!" pace would make us think that she was dead or dying. 1 usett to eat our noonday meals in leisure and contentment. we lake them thrown at us. without the lt-.-ist ivs.miIiiwmiI were ph nty last enough and never roused our ire, but teli phones are slow and so we use the wire. We used to 1 good oM bike and lutlik our mhvi! terrific, with thrill-; 1 oar pulsts beat, it used to be prolific lint now tip. hil.-i ischium seen, in auto we go racing, while speed we thought iltl posr :Mo, today is merely bracing. We n.' ed to walk bill now w e run, in fact today we're living. Like birds v.e sail idong through space, we're past the stage of trying. And here again we're on the move, each year our spe.'iUs GOOD EVENING FOLKS , While wc were up To the liable Currying Goark Plug This a. m. the Animal accidentally Placed a hoof en The aeat of our Trousers which ' Makes standin' up A pleasure. OUMBELL DORA THINKS1 ' A card shark Is a pasteboard fish. Love tray be blind, but it gets eyes open mighty quick the cynic says. WISDOM 'Nature is a grand thing," said Jones. "It is wonderful to think of how nature brings the seed to shoot, the shoot to plant, the plant to bud, the bud to blossom and the blossom to fruit?" Yeah," said Timothy Perkins, "You're right. An' didn't nature act sensible when it put four legs on a quadruped so's t' hold up th' corners." The working nirl has one advan tage. A man's grouch doesn't effect her after working hours. Without death, life would have no pep. The height of egotism is changing the dictionary o agree wish one'j own version. ' Why did Mabel quit going with that young farmer." f "Just before he proposed to her he opened her mouth to look at her teeth." ssa The society editors still write it "houseouest," probably fearing some one might suspect she was a barn guest or garagegucst. rss Maybe all siqns t a rule fall but it's A petty pood sign of a permanent ave when the lady without her hat doesn't run for shelter when it starts to sorinkle. , REVERSES OF A POET A young undertaker while out with his hearse. Composed a love ditty, addressed to a nurse; He stilled In the mud while rehears ing his verse, And spent the next hour In revers ing his hearse. !? Time and tide wait for no man but how many expectant swains have waited for women and rouge? f f A young girl has worn out ssven teen oenclls and exhausted three foun tain pens, trying to figure out what The Hid wth the time she saved by bobbing her hair No decision. History has never yet told us what happened to Lincoln when he hit the Third Rail. HOW ABOUT IT? Home is not just a bunch of rooms In which to park a Mock or glooms Instead, it should be made a spot, Where joy and laughter falier not; Where every chair or table sings; "We're part of life's best furnish- (Mr W'l.-k.-s WamSoh!!.) I remember watching th" earner of ti, cnviTin.p nr ii..iM II ws.s a ciiletidlil man, of tsr-at rap:ibllltl- j and bich lil"U. He wetit inio oi-li'-u as tho State's chief executive itMi all eniliuslanin fur lirliitoiig a lajut meal Jmprovt'iueiiU lliruutili out thu commonwealth. liut ho worked nlniOKt futlley I'niplf said with Intense r'netitment and said truthfully, that t" U-Kis luture Mocked nearly w r.vtlilus be tried to do. Then 1 ftr another eleclnl to the Kiivernorahlp of the smut1 Slate, lie terneil out to be Ji:t the reverse of rue first man. He was crafty; he was tricky; Us principles wr puor. to ruy the least; his one aim was lo run the State Kovernni.-ni on a basis that would line his own pockets and tlve Jobs to hia constHu'tits. Hut his efforts were lareely fut ile, too. He did the Slate very little rlumai'e. for. as neonlc Kaiil exult- married, ,,iy uml truthfully, the Legislature blocked hint. Those two Inclilenis pet me to t li i nk I UK. They caused me to regard with more admiration than ever the wisdom of tlie founders of this urrat and glorious republic. They realized that the rleht sort of a chief executive wtih unrestrict ed power could do aplenilid work for the commonwealth. They also real ised that the wronir kind of i lii' f ex cel live with unhui.'P red . bands could do dl'a-itroc.s things to the coinntonwealtli. Anil s.i. in the entitle of safety first, they bo arranged our form of government that all execul Ivi s tnit.it operate kinder restrictions. Tt Is better that an executive con s'ructively inclined should be obllR eil to move slowly than that one de itrnrtlvely Inclined ffhould be permit ed to move rapidly, llecniise one de structive chief executive. In one ad ministration, could tear down and destroy the works of all previous ronatructivo executives In previous administrations. As things now stand. It Is not a lift) and death matter who is pres ident, who la governor, who Is may or. They cannot wreck us, no mat ter what their tendencies. We ennj Ko on ol out our business, working out our own salvation, and pursuing happiness. til 'NOSE CLOGGED FROM A COLD OR CATARRH Apply 'Cream In Nostril To , Open Lp Air Passage. Ah!' Wliat relief! Your ekipged nostrils open right up, the air paaaairc of your lead are dear and you can breathe freely. No more hawkinjf. uniutl lug, mucous discbarge, headache, dry am no atrugliiig 'r breath t night, your cold or cauirrh is gone. Don't sIhv stuffed-up! let a small bottle of lily's t'ream Halm from your druggist now. Apply a little of this frngnuit, antincptic cream in your nos trils, let it penetrate through every air IHiseage of the lies J; sootlie and he&l the swollen, intl.mied naifou membrane, giving you innttiut relief, lily's Cream Jlulm is junt what every cold and catarrh suttcrcr has been seeking. It's just splendid. Classified Sect or, ALL NEW ADS ON BACK PACE WANTED WANTED Turkeys, large or mall l'hone It F 1(. 13oyer Brog WANTED Clerking - I . ,ti . I "11 HOT li., rufeien. .. .. -"ti:4. Call by young , lady. Address W. cme News Itevle w. - I l.ewk r...TV'-n., "WIB aV ' I- FOR SAL? la it i wants iiosition as Housekeeper.) "a LK I'ted iul Una little gii-1 2 yeat'B old. Phone Jeich. Phoe.i N 1-Y. . OK SAi.K-TirT. ailif r.e. - YOL'XG umiricd man must have work.! anvthinir Drivine car desired I WOOD rTTTr,- nniniv KhIi., 111 lilt! " -1 ii hi hi in. l'hone 122 eveuinps. RHEUMATIC NEURITIS LEAVES YOU FOREVER Kvery druggist in this county Is au thorized to nuy to every rheumatic sufferer, that it a, full pint bottle of Allenrhu, tho Hiiro conquerer of rheu matism, does not ahuw the way to stop the agony, reduce swollen Joints and do away with even the slightest twinge of rheumatic, pain, he will gladly return your money without comment. Allenihu has been tried and tested for years, tind really marvelous re sults huvu bi en accomplished In the most severe cases where the suffer ing mid aitony wus Intense and pit eous and where the patliint was help less. .Mr. James II. Allen, the dlscoveror of Allenrhu, who fur many years suf fered the 'torments of acute rheuma tism, desire nil sufferers to know that he does not watft a cent of tiny one's money unless Allenrhu decisive, ly conquers this worst of nil diseases, and he has instructed druKKists to Kiiarantoe it as above in every in stance. Nathan Ftillertnn, The Hex all Store, Koseburg, Oregon, can sup ply you. , her Wo l.tit now Tho inn now tin- riiie I ho tllllt 11). .1! li'.mv.sine;. Oiir honiajro to tin' ilftnon Spivil, is j'ainino;. nevpr fftU-inir. C wontli'i- how they over Iivil in day.-, of .-.lower action. 'o look upon our modern ways, with lprido and satislai-l ion. Am! o; if Sjiicd la-, ps nio inr on, tin- nuiiip v.i'ii'.'iation v Ml wmnii r how wo fvt'i- s'lvw to U a mighty Nation. s grate life, the coal remarked when the kindling was lighted. :' ir Blind M.in: "You're feeling well. How do you look?" '3r '$ "Can you give me "A Kiss in the Dark ." "Yes. if you're not in a hurry." Bashful Young Man (to girl at plumbing comrjny) 1 rd i;ke to have a b.uh tub demonstrates please. i: 1- ; No doubt the long skirts now In sivic nave cheated the mosquitos out ol many feast. Writing scenarios like writing checks, is tajy, ,t', getting the cash lor ttifin that is difficult. ington have become the hosts. . Why this sudden transition? Poli tical It answers many question in Washington. When a sudden stroke of fate ele vated Calvin (Joolidge from the com parative obsecurity of the vice presi dency to the highest elective office in the world his acquaintance witl public men, even with the prominent figures in his own party, was very slight. Mi never called jiny of them by their first names, as did Harding, Roose velt and Taft. He didn't know them. They didn't know him. Before he had long been In tho White House, ao the Btory goes, Mr. Conlidge realized that if he were to succeed himself lie ould have .to in crease his acquaintance among parly leaders, men of affairs in business not in merely formal ways but in a more intimate wuy. How could It be done? The question was discussed, it is said, between Mr. CooiidKe and the very few men who have been his intimates for years when he was a mayor of a Massa chuKPttd town and later governor of the state. , "Oct to know them around your dinner table," was ihe gist of the nd lce he received. WANTED TO RENT A room house, must be modern sirable. L. R. Riter, DAILY NEWS LETTER Gossip of Staff Corre spondents at World Centers of Pop- ulation.' Hence In the three months that Mr. Coolidge has occupied the presidency there has been a constant stream of iniests through the dining room of the White House. Around his own dinner table Calvin Coolidge is becoming more intimate with those high in the councils of lib own party and in the great businesses of the country the men, who by the way, usually select presidential candi dates. There are few men, no matter how high their estate or how important they imiv be, who can withstand the lure of "dining with the president." It is an opporlunity eagerly sought and seldom if ever declined. There is something magic in the words "dining with the president." Hunkers, railroad presidents .captains of industry it matters not how im-i portant they are in their own fields they accept with alacrity invitatlonn i to "dine with the president." ! It Is said that aome who have been! Ms guests thnt President Cooliditc Is no more loquacious at his own dinner i table than he is at iiomeone else's. His guests do the talking. He does the! listening. Hut the significant thing Is that Calvin Coolidge Is overcoming the political handicap of a non-political itcqnaintaince. He is learning to know' the prominent men In business nnd political life and they in turn are, learning to know this quiet, smallish man w ho is prepared to 'put up a bit-! ut Dame lor his own succession. . Umpqua Hotel, j t ElVS-r-J 1. bundle. v. .,rtn- kTI I smcoci i i tiFAi to i rr,:..-t. u.. maovurlHCAJUa i uu SALE FinTT S n 1- o'i's. I.ee Bar. U, CAR OWNEu ixra-t lorget to call EVu ;, v . "'J!!. o, F53 when In need ol auto part. ,,.,, ,K'e turltf UaT, SnrfT Auto Wrecking House. i.-,; J 'ron'9 Cervad t,. TT. 1 " t " SAI.IS liiiVy--' iftAi MKii ot nmnuoiin. wessons rea- for timrin. sonuble. House arrows from River! : : jtOit SALEFiTbiSTT" ..Vft . SUU HWt mici J Ul n nuuiflH 1IUI11 g a I. i v"'n, sMlintTl n Dam. O. H. Watzig, Myrtle Creek. . T LOST AND FOUND f -i (. LOST Crank of Studebaker car. Find er leave at this office. T FOR RENT" T -i SOR RENT safety oepjlt boxes. Roseburg National Dank. mam " ilMffl, Itestoa 0ll I'OR RENT 4 furnished housekeep ing rooms. 246 North Rose St. . TOR RENT 5 room cottage. Mrs. Clark, Beauty Studio, Phone 212-J. r'OIl RENT 157 acre Turin, 2 mi. from town. M. Howe, Rt. 1, I3ox 29. tOlt KENT Furnished apartment about Nov. 1st. 707 West Mosher. Phone 36feX. 1-uit KENT 27 acnw with new house. K.1 m riiis, condition Ii ' 12So. Rose St U fOIi y A L BAs oa rsTTe- 1'lants. iu p(T lk() Kohert McKay, BrrrlV,, 3 miles past (jladen. Soldiers Home. Jim FOR RENT Small cabin, partly fur nished, and garage, N. O. ..Williams, 1114 Corey Ave. FOR RENT K of P. Lodge Hall Wednesday, Thursday, and Satur day evenings. . i t'll SALE OR REvfrrr ...house. High grade wJ for sale. 842 Mill .t, 'H 0'rn and reed n:iie ni.m.... n ,. and sample of hard ,,rr id. tdentBtu tract, Fred Fisher, Ba. . voh ai v..dzr.-. : way's Carafe. i FOR SALEaTnTfci Any color. Also small in, , 2ac each. i Schmidt, (, junciiun. FOR RENT Furnished 3 room house keeping flat, close in. Inquire 134 So. Stephens. C.as. Adults onlv. FOR SALE Motorcycle ra ; two now tires, good m nion. 5.- - ir.l to J huh nan sireet. This Is a Studebaker year. CALL FOR CITY IMPROVEMENT BONOS. PHD nip 110 , Hf the ei it. I ,,. . 1'llLlr. h. I. !; LIQLfOH N iiv-- nn, hi'i'in:; NOTICE 'l'Vi-"' X.. "A si:oci,drr lutton y. Ii.it ilct'cnds Cl it." dont rcalot I'i'll.AI'i:!.!'! ,! X. P. V.I: .1 .V - The i. in.!... I f :neti"- i t t r ili-i'iett. I 1" . I" ALUMINUM 79c f. h.i puu l i: a. n. DAILY AtATHu" '. S. W'cstrier rilleau elnii-g. Ol tell, i'l I'l k fii-t i : e lllMUllI ;ir I il ..' 'I 1 ; r.-, re t !..it I Pi tcipinticn In Ins. ar !1 :'i' -I I. tli',ei.,(n, l.eue-: t .-li! ;., r.ll ut e i.. d Hund-cdlrs i t p.tcii, r ' .ln.it-.. li. i.erm. ii (' i rUlil in i I. . .11;. i l n .it here pi iS" " i IlilU't I'l "i i;i;'.i I',.. .'I Ne::i:..l ' Tel ul pi. mi hit LI illtc fl ip, fer II 'I ' heller. lilt 11 1' e are net 4 ut i HI ii, ; i ;. t ' i,t CUV 1" I'- i.'C,;llH phi, ,-.! 'I . e fil , ,it l!' I et'.u . r I.' 1! he h.t- pe-i I'll i- Fi In, I.. .... e iliiit II I,..-. ,,; inel ir tt in k unlur In:. K u.it v t.i . Te .1 ... Al r. I'H i (Sept. t,i r.i.i w I ft Oill Sep!. 1, Li.'J tti'tll Sept. fll'lll Si pi. 1 IV i-r m eur i ' tell l.l en t k c'.'t ainl P fnr 4ti el e .-i'l Muy, tnclusii e) . . . , 't :i'-. F'tdav. .I.IAM 1:1XU Obs, S1.4S- I,. , U .li f II,. b.i!i'.'r.. for read li UU lul'.T It " Hi.-: i-f II. I Aie TODAY: CooTdje Remains Reticent But Entertains Oftener. Ily CKultiiK i:. HOLMES. . Iflt' i nail., Hrrvtee M.ifr l'"i l ''Kiii.n.lenL) I WASHINGTON. .11V. 6.-Calvin Cotilldae pfiib.ibly is the most reserv ed and rein cut num. conversationally. !th:ii ever hill in the White House, lie! lis as spantii; villi hi wolds ;ls he isl : with his dollars - a.-.d he has alwaisj i been an "hiiihii.i :il man. larcely ile-l "t mietit upon I. is s;,hu-y as a public of-! . f"f bis livint'. ! il' -,ii'e th; ti licence nnd taci-i 'iiirniii. irer.' n,y,ple have hern cue.-is m the bite Hnune lable since Calvin' i imliiUe beiai.ie president than in imv, l.niliu period under iuiv of his pre-1 ,ivv..'l. 1 llnrdmr. put t ieulii I ly, and Roosevelt' ' ir.d lii a b .ss. r .-M. tit. Taft were h. s-' lil'iih'e tie n iK.-tl tn talk ns they li'i.xl iit.il tun, he.l. Ti.ey ,.;n." nil . il thou .mils . 1 1 : r i n their terms: Ml mid. r CaiMn t'ooinif the While Huts ! el t f nr.,1 kiti hen force are worked as tb in .r were worked be'nr,ej Si ll, ei . a il; ,,.,. Iiv bill .sees silft .-.' :!' ::i:,.:i-: ei fer limiheon or ton- tii t . ----- i A' first V .hin ;,,n s , a hj, ,,,., -i 1 "i. - t'.is. As , ,i e president. Mr. i AmI.iU. .( nil ineiitahle gui st at, .t pit.il dinner p.iriiis. That Is a p.n-t i o 111, . let, ,,( t,.,t. ,.(,.,, ,r,.si,,.. I I'MlllS of VHs ,:,L,,,n. !,(,, ntw. ,,' .s. M. il tii it in n,. uo pres'il, tit one in,-, .t Ih- fnrit'i.-,! hh a copix r lin.il stomach an, a s,il Ilk' diti-stive ap l tuil-t'u. 'i he i, e pro'-iilent "i-ilts". fi r the presiitent. j The ( noli, ! th,mseles sel,;,,m ' eri.'it.ur.e I. ti.- w,.rt. entertn n-tl. j Now all that n (b:Tccd The, ' - in m i '"1 .no' ; -iltiii .-.l W.inh ; Notice is hereby given that citv iin-i provement bonds of the city of Rose-! bure. Oregon, series "L" Nos. (13 toi i-J inc.. will be taken up and paid on Hie 15th day of November, l!t:3, and that interest will cease after said liafe. Further and additional notice is hereby given that bonds Nos. 46 to - Inc. of said series were called for luvment November 15th. 1921, and in terest thereon censed after that date. Hated November 5th. 1!)23. W. F. THOMAS, Treasurer. New Lingctte Bloomers fet L! Pro Ladies Shoppe SEE SPECIAL DISPLAY OF NEW SWEATERS BLUE, GREY, TAN AND BROWN SPECIAL PRICED FOR SATURDAY MONEY SAVING. ON SILK HOSIERY FOR SATURDAY illack, Brown, Laupe, Hole, Reindeer, Low in Price at 98c New Drosses, New Waists, New Fancy Goods. THE LADIES SH0PPI Clean up on all Millinery. 139 N. Jakson L 5 ----r- If You Need a Medicine You Should Hare the Best Have ynu ever stopped to reason why it is that m main- products that art extensively advertised, nil at once drop out of sight and are soon forgot ti n. Ihe reas., i- .lainti,c article lid not fu.i.;i the ,.,,,.. , m.liml.ict-.ire,. this:-.;.,,,..,,,,,. . ticulany toame-iie.il-,. A medicinal " ,' ' il. '-..s r.'ct cur.itne ........ niun-.. sellS 1.'., t oilless cll.ci S ,:ein 1 Dr. Houck Home Hr. (ieorge K. Houck has returned to Roseburir after spending several weeks in the east. . Dr. Houck at rend-1 ed Ihe American College of Surgeons at fine;.. so. where he received the de-' gree of Fellow. He rIso attended tin : Mayo sitreienl clinic at Rochester.! Jitnn.. before returning home. Mrs. I loud; went on to New York and Dos 1 m. where ehe f, ill visit for several veeks ts it ti friends and relatives 1 D0NT FORGE? You owe those frii-cJ H otoiI nlioto is tne tot it"'-. nr. nml the tinit ,., .'. ....nintmpnt nov .,l,n,e rtii "i'l" :iT.d nnd I'latk at the RosebiWH Jackson St., liell Sisten w Ahvnvs first witn its youw each day like rii'ntmm.ite.i i,, Ih'c'i l.teiehteti. to need of ,t, A procine-. ca:ii'!.. pr. Knot, n i -(-1 it llliitlv yc,iv ,,,1 e. cemnt Je- . it shows c ,'..:, mv l ll-.l;liia i . e llcv reive. I h , . A.-., r .:.:; i . . WT'.iic-l t, . , ll.ive co l : ces ut 1-. line !- I':, f th,t it t'T :. liM-reo ; :'i. tier ,.i':,--:ils Lies :e Mllu ll i-,e.: o-.: rnv t Sa-.' 1m-i Ires. e. K;i X. V.. .,,,.1 rtr'U.i.il He, li. :iae ate in K- 1 e! tn VIV'.f -r kid. -1 MHO .biirn ,irc bcitlcs,,., ; t' s ! .. itv tr,.',.-:-:c ac.J o, - Ad- :V e'i',.,1. "t als.) nir 'vs. Special for Saturdu, rmv, SPPM tjiijfll North Side Meat Marht BOYER BROS., Props.