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About Roseburg news-review. (Roseburg, Or.) 1920-1948 | View Entire Issue (June 6, 1923)
' WCDNEbnAV. JOKE PGE TWO ttlajaaaaaa - , -aBaaaaaiaagi ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW Issued DHy Eacept 8uday b. W. HATES. HKRT !. HATES. .ffttfldent and Maflv .becreiary-1 nunni - jaily, par year, by mail Jtuly, aix month, by mail ...... Daily, three mouths, by mall Uuiiy. e.ua'le uiouth, by rati.. Daily, by carrier, per month Wkly Newe-K.eibw, by mall, per year. r l.vt ' .: .it M, I.MI P S lite . ) Br aff r sb'atcs : ' : 1 1 1 i i Katered a. wood cuwa matter V.y 17. l-!0. at toe p.rt 0KI01 al BostDiirf. Cr'oa. aailir tne aci ci :aroa a, . COOD EVININ8 FOLKS ; An let of bravery : ' , ; 1 Waa eerfoaied on ' , Tht naia drag last ., i VVaen tn oWicef Trie to eubdne an Ineana man Which reminds ml ! The heroic deed performed By a prito-ligiittfr When he slashed hia . Crandmothera throat . ', '. Witn a raior . . : While aha waa asleep. ; ( . -j- DUMBELL DORA THINKS Cremation ia t'e process of apply- WAY TO AVOID PEPRESS10.V : . One of the mo:-., serious evils of industrial life is Uie: u- i .1 : L-..i. ru-urm i il ii ' cess.on ot panics or lusmess uepaMiuiu nun -v ",",,-'-,,; crean, to wrinkled phyaiogo- oiih ri-irularitv. " These breakdowns are used as an argument by, " . , , , Mx.iaii.stic propagandists. They charge. that Mich disasters are an essential cK merit in the prwent "capitalistic" system. Any kind of a systt-m is bound t' produce) some irregularities. If busi ness Mas managed by hi, me groat political bureaucracy, or if the operatives of producing plants coiitrollod them, probacy more mistakes would be made in cgnnizing production tlian are made ,. Trw. ,nnii monii:iin!iiit woulrl be nroduced in certain in- dustrie, and too little in others, and work in many lin would measuring b have to stop while the.;c conditions were righted. One of the I b0 ,sid. sam (aya Sheiiiy is r chief catUs or business disasters was removed when the bunking .products of Roseburg thirty year. :ystem v. a i rerganiea in jujj. Many 01 me iw...: ,.n.v 1 -j. Trtntvc MARKET REPORT- tuiMtM ; Pfrfaa Farmer w P"" ' Bt!ee l to 3U aia. , . Uuitt-rfat. 4 He. U,U b.avy. 16c: UIH. J'c lb- Brutlem 15c to tU- Boca! flroaaed. II 1M ,b weifbt. Cowa, prime, 4 He. Bteera. prime. So. . Honey, lucai Pctl!?,'1??er,Jc,r. Caaart, bark. is::. 7c lb. Canar . uai Prcducta, neiayi r , 7ft really c" T "-"7 ' vou must iry aob&li', li-r lb. Kid ccDU. ' , Wool, flna, per lb. Mlllrun. l.eO to II ck .r " rr.rkori irn. i:.25 Pr 100- Whole corn. H.10 per lb II isTRIKEJ . WW i r t nnipr:iti and W. F. Whole com, I.U per -nl ira. -tt--.- Vnncalla II,, wrre in tnia cuy Flour, aoft wncat. 11-75 aack. 'buaiueaa u;?tters. H'Koner Gaca Jonea ia wearin emactUn' new atraw derby theae daya r.im auttinlv makea thoae Ho- dolph Valent.no adt look like the pro-; veroiai tour t"1"- 8am Jaaephaon. who formerly meaa Hhtion in thia villaoe, la Vlour, bard H 10 a aack. wheat. EN OPEN WELL i June' old MYRTLE CRKEV. U'hll ntavtnr ni'nr an lnr,K- .iivi. rpd arllll board, I Carl Tennant. aed 2 H years v. 1 ire 5 vrcel, little voi-n r.,ii eil iirrnlv bv shortape of currency. When Uic banks! Dllb,.1 i,tt4 ,i,t0.-. Perunia, i .J?Di?nAuV .oernoon -re organic into a federal -erve sys.em then it ! )OSSII)ie t'l use ail lliu inn u.s.scis ui wic wuunj - their money for a ween incy Hgitililit Which a Slllficieilt supply of currency could be issued,! buy the eonatitution and change it to unfi oanics from this cause were made practically impossible. Speculation tewb to produce panics. The people who buy hazard-, sfwuriiies heli) it on. also those who si)e!id their money I extravagantly. If fill the folks who used money in such ways in 1919 and 11)20. had put it into banks and good bonds, the disaster j following that xriod might not hav occurred. The business POME. , ' Spring haa came ! . I An' Strawberriea too We cotta cuit , Thia pomt won't do. , . . . . , . ,i, .., oath, we a line io re a kib now i.. community iiiis reuiiic uun ku t.iic mc ,.,...v- - , -hool haa iust onded ana tne sum- nion, the high peaks of inllation must also le avonlea -o Bible to resuscitute biiu. DOES VOUR FOOD DIGEST Ml-O-Na, Qwt't tho nnme ot (he bet prescription ever wriircn for m diKParion or stomach distress. Guar anteed by W. F. Clu;-nan. A domcntod man was roughly handled in this ci ty last' even ing by tho night officer. Kyc witnesses say the unfortunate man was struck several severe blows over tly head with a cop's "billy." Ho was accorded a'lvception like n w ild beast of tli.u forest, though aside from his desire to talk too freely, was probably as harm less as a mouse. -There is such ii thing as an officer of the law ovcrsleppirg the bountis of diKtucy in performing his duties. Lceause lie is privileged to carry a gu'i and other "implements" of protection is no reason that he should taku advantage of any person sane or insane. Any oilicer who cannot cdntrol minor oifen e:i without his "finger on the trigger" is a dangerous asset to the cuMimmty. Innocent people are just as likely to suffer at his hands as the guilty. . . ; ' . i - ( o ! Give sumo men it little authority and they rose;all sense of reflect, i'roliably more good men have been ruined by stamping them with a policeman's badge than any other means of "elevation." . ' ' . . o 1 "Drive slow, you might meet a I'ool," would bo a good slogan for the sharp turns on the Taeific highway and not a bit amiss, for there seems to be aplenty of them stepping on tho, gas these days. , o i . President Harding gave the Shrincrs the "once over" yester day at Washington, 1). G. And ho wasn't a bit disappointed, either. Hard to find u bettor bunch of men. . , o mer eeason of play haa etarted. Thia here bein' grown aint what it's crack tct i'3 to be. , j ( . , . , I j ; ' -. I An Item of tiewa came over the wire today that excited ua all here in the office. It waa to the effect that a comet waa apeeding toward the earth, at the rate of eight million (or maybe it waa- eiaht billion) miles a second. Builders Hardware at Cost Contractors and carpen ters can save big money on all builders' hardware bought of us. Sec Paint at Cost us about these goods before you buy S. B. Crouch Sheridan St. The army monoplane, T-2 which was recenUv used ly Lieutenants Oak lev Q. Kelly and John A. Mac- and we might go amaah at any mo- TPy n -their sensational transcon ment. Much dieturbed,' ye ed called i tim niul flight was equipped with an John B.links of Skunk's Misery on tne Kxlde battery. Soma pooplc complain that they never get credit for wliat ; r0Dbed' Hicy ti.i but if they would only do something the credit would come in big chunks. telephone, and reada the telegram You aav it'a on ' th ' way now," aeked Jnhm '- . " - - - - - - i "Yep." "And going to hit?" "Bound to." j 'Oh, well." said John, "the wa fishing hr-a been the last month thia1 earth isn't worth much any more. Let, her hit." . t - ' And John hung up with a bang. it it it A clothing house advertises "Pants I $1.19 a leg." Seats free. I;"1 -.-: . ttt 4B tt .' - SOME DUE SAYS LITTLE LOU His summer suit is worn through; H'S hat looks even bummer, "in wearing now," aings little Lou, "These here last clothes of summer." it What'a become of the old-fashioned women who used to carry a bag of peppermints" in her satchel 7 it A burglar nroof safe in a fireproof j building, which recently burned in New York, was louno auer me ruina cooled oh, to have been opened and Incidentally.'! Mr. Taylor of the local kxlde battery service station explained, "the. 'plane is of the famous Kokkerlype used during the vat. and was made by the Fokker Co. of Amsterdam. Holland. "This particular Kokker which is of Cabin design has a wing spread of ;& feet and is, propelled by a 400 11. P. Liberty . motor. The gross wclnht of the plane is 10. AO lbs. "A stiaPly of 7D5 unllons of gas 35 gallons of oil and 2! gallons of water Is carried in the T-2." Prominent among the great .ilways the strawberry festivals. o- historic events of June are What is more 1 utiful than the l'mpuii Valley just at this particular period of tne year? :.J-4. ii LLAGERrrttelE Hr ! Painting the eyes it a very old fad. 1 Sorrow alcohol, jealousy and fita have een doing it from time Imme ' morial. i ' The chief difference between the , old-fashion ime and the modern i novel ia exactly $1.90. i It s the -Hunt man who makes the cutting remark. i Sr it When a man swells out his chest and sonorousiy declaims "Now I take issue with that," ho does nothing of the kind. He just wants to talk. Some men could say what they think and still be ouiet. ; The local nut-cd has Just compiled , compiete statistica to show that there ' are about 11X00.000 persona in the Dear Folks : The day was fine, the sky was blue and I had I'.otliing planned tn do, so when a ftiiiid came 'round mv wav and said: "Let's go u,""d s"" wh0 'n "Of . , , . i .. . , i some one e!se. 1 i.ml impend tho day a runngfin my new maehir.e, 1 wclcotnod htm 'x' x1 4' Upon the scene. i WHERE TO find THEM ! His car was new without a scar, without a scratch or single I " lntv vnt 10 tk the thumb ... , iiii iii prints of chorus beauties, the place l.iaiU and he was proud as promt could bo and said in happy t0 uni them is on tamcab doora. I times to me, "This bus of mine I hope to keep from looking dingy dull and cheap. 1 hale a lot of dents and bungs that cmne from oui'h.-; usele s whanj's. s) I'll drive wi'.h lots of care, bv doing i.o 1 liope to f;.iv lis well as folks of whom I've heard. This bus of mine h not a bird, it has no wings ami can not fly ind so I'm l'cvtr j.oit.g to try to make it speed or leave the ground. Nmv don't vim think my logic's sound'."' answered "Yes" and o!f we went, upon a day of joy intent. .Virile or s. we'd gone along, my friend began to sini; a song v.hcn Lang: tl.cre tame a smllin jar tiial ixnil the lender on. TEACHERS' EXAMINATIONS NOTICE Is hereby given that the County Superintendent of Kouglas County, Oregon, will hold the regu lar examination of applicants for State certificates at Roneburg High School as follows: Commencing W'ed nesilty. June 13. 1923, at 9:e0 o'clock a.-m. and continuing jintil Saturday, June 16, 1923. at 4:00 o'clock n. in. Wednesday Forenoon. IT. S. History, writing (Penman ship), Music, drawing. - Wednesday Afternoon. Physiology. Readiug, Manual Train ing, Composition, Domestic Science, Methods in Heading, Course of Study for Drawing, Methods in Arithmetic. Thursday Forenoon. Arithmetic. History of Kducatlon, Psychology, Methods In Geography, Mechanical Drawing. Domestic Art, Course of Study for Domestic Art. Thursday Afternoon. Crflninmr. (leoirraDhy. Stenography. 1 lmu,i.,.N I liuninro Ptivftira Tvne- writing. Methods in Language, Thesis for Primary Certificate. Friday Forenoon. Theory and Practice, Orthography (Spelling.) Physical Geography, Eng lish Literature, Chemistry. Friday Afternoon. School Law, Geology, Algebra, Civil government. Saturday Forenoon. Geometry, llotany. ' Saturday Afternoon. General History, Bookkeeping. Verv trulv yours, O. t . IIHOVVN, School Supt. THS NEW SUCTION-FEED Cream Separator t Df.'.GER3 OF A GOLD Roseburg People Will Do Well to Come in and See tho New Improvements Simple One-Piece Bowl Knee Low Supply Tank Automatic Oiling System Non-Rusting Tinwaro Triced From $;3.00 Vp and Below Pre-War Quotations Easy Terms Douglas County Creamery CATALOGUE OX REQUEST Heed Them. It! my bad cases of kidney trouble . result ironi a cold or cntll. t ongi-a- The t..f.e?rJ shopping by ? "A" i "v"!? 1 telephone i. that you do noi se, how 'hB P ",I 'f'" b;ooa nd ""kache little you get tor your money. . headache, dimness and disordered kidney anion follow. Don't neglect tit to cu-s and swear and stanicd around called the ytlu r malt a chump for giiug t ur car. My i i n nd be i.! d pulled his hair. II him a cut less bump. The words he used would make joa blush, did ii'y host to nii'se him 1uim. Hut when he stopped his long I'bti'-e, the tther man said: "What's the use? 1 did not try to hurt or kill. K'i get it riwt. I'll pay the bill." Ayain we itartcd tt our way. My friend had little to say fcept "The name of fivl I've rarted, thesv's a still a heap, I've : v vv l armsl. A brilliant individual pliy may br.ng lot cf applause at the moment. out team work n pcirant in the end. Dumb wa ters ca ry everything btt g.-sip. The Eltuks will ti ot on tomorrow rve nd tho fantastic will be all trapped up as per usual. T a co d l'o Dnan's Kidney Pills at the Sri't sign oi s:dney trouble. Fol- what brings the ,u" '"seourg renu. at exaai- : pie: Mrs. Laera KinibalL 23! S. Flint St., nii: "M tilneya were always w,Nk and if 1 t w cold It always set- t ed iu my back, and I Buffered dread- 1 fully. I eoulJh't hold out to sweep the floor and the action of my kidneys , wns irregular Dean'e Kldtiev P.l'.s I always r-'.!eed these attacks. Remember', .'... ' o a ' O O IT'S NOT WHAT YOU PAY. IT'S l'HT YOU GET FOR ' WHAT YOU Pay WE HAVE CLOTHES FOR- MEN OF ALL TASTES AND TEMPERAMENTS. OUR MISSION IS TO' PLEASE THEM ALL, IF A THING ISN'T RIGHT. WE STAND READY TO MAKE IT RIGHT. SERVICE THAT SATISFIES DUDS FOR MEN, Inc. The Home of Hart Schaf fner & Man OUINKSK i:t' INDl'STHY ki ki'kr; hi:avv w)ssks. ' i TIENTSIN". June j 6.- (Aj r.)-r-The unprecedented boom In the rug making Industry In China, which fi lowed interruption of the; Turkish ami Persian irade during the war. her. suffered a severe check. Out of 508 factories which were built in Tientsin during the first years of the war. developing a daily output of more than 10,00 squarj inches, fewer than 300 have surviv ed a renewal of competition. During the heyday of the industry prices soured from $1,110 and $1.80 per siiuarc foot to $,i.A0 and $4.00. About one-fourth of thfi output was consumed domestically and of the rest America took tho bulk. 'The slump Is attributed largely to Inferiority of the product under the enormously Increased demand, due to inferior wool, unskilled dyeing and inexperienced workmanship. 'J NOTICE TO THE Pit To accommodate I Ford ear owners, tne 1 tractor iiwners, as mi i) numerous other patrw;. h tires and accessories, n a will be Kept open to I s:Mi o clock evemnc ; c. A. Loi KwooD mi ; - , . NOTICE! I have purcba-std the , tuurant from Jim. Ymr, ; be resixini-lble "for any d Roaeburg, OrecoD, Irm , G. 3 L. A. to B. of R. T.I? Rose division No. 311 uli ilies Frid:iv. June St la. itJ 1: I i E ! stniighteniiig my bick and k.dneya j 1 and benefiting ma in every way." ,w 4i,- w-v. ail ueaiers. uum V. ' aiiupiy ask i, a kidney rcmejy get O V.J v -7" ' Vra. Kimball had. Foster Milbum The filler with the most guts nut Co, Mfrs. PufTiin, N. . anus the feller with the most nerve. Our ROVGH DRV SERV ICE cleanses linen im maculately, thoroiv ster-lii-d. "or Service and Economy try us. S3! .Mrj iai ,aflinnf ajy WCiti, Dead! "Dead" oil is damaging thousands of can every day. Maybe it's damaging yours. You think not, of course. You wouldn'1 have it if you knew. But most oils do bt come dead before you know it, iTHE.DlSTILLEDiOI.lv is different. It isn't compounded of light o4 and cylinder stock." It's such oils that quicluT , . break down and go dead. - he Sunoco has a longer lubricating life, tf only oil of six tv pes, each of which is h0" distiUed. ies pure lubrication. It lasts ioOP and makes your car last longer. A A wur dValer or write us or rKxJJrt, . "WhuVs Happening Ituuk Your Mow- MARSHALL-WELLS COMPA DULUTH MINNEAPOUS SPOKANB FOTt' T r..r if c-t ifctvrt l.,UifaticM tilsi' inccgnicnxii Jlii..t t t'ROh I. , "i-'l lli.M l!l- A HAt S.U, Vlnsrne. .,.-1 t:B",s. f.r "rei . M. H IIIK, ll.r.hflrU. Iin-l IIA'1 ! n: ' ut .!.. Klrr,,rt. (.re; l.l:HI.K VHK'. '""'"i ,' TO ' ; iMl. Ualf rrrk. Orel (IHH ,,A.V. ..nut' Orel V Al.l.KV llAKOVt AHK HlHI'-t"' I
