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ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW
Issued DHy Eacept 8uday
b. W. HATES.
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.ffttfldent and Maflv
.becreiary-1 nunni
- jaily, par year, by mail
Jtuly, aix month, by mail ......
Daily, three mouths, by mall
Uuiiy. e.ua'le uiouth, by rati..
Daily, by carrier, per month
Wkly Newe-K.eibw, by mall, per year.
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Katered a. wood cuwa matter V.y 17. l-!0. at toe p.rt 0KI01 al BostDiirf.
Cr'oa. aailir tne aci ci :aroa a,
. COOD EVININ8 FOLKS
; An let of bravery : ' , ;
1 Waa eerfoaied on '
, Tht naia drag last .,
i VVaen tn oWicef
Trie to eubdne an Ineana man
Which reminds ml
! The heroic deed performed
By a prito-ligiittfr
When he slashed hia
. Crandmothera throat . ',
'. Witn a raior . .
: While aha waa asleep. ; (
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DUMBELL DORA THINKS
Cremation ia t'e process of apply-
WAY TO AVOID PEPRESS10.V
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One of the mo:-., serious evils of industrial life is Uie: u-
i .1 : L-..i. ru-urm i il ii '
cess.on ot panics or lusmess uepaMiuiu nun -v ",",,-'-,,; crean, to wrinkled phyaiogo-
oiih ri-irularitv. " These breakdowns are used as an argument by, " . , , ,
Mx.iaii.stic propagandists. They charge. that Mich disasters are
an essential cK merit in the prwent "capitalistic" system. Any
kind of a systt-m is bound t' produce) some irregularities. If busi
ness Mas managed by hi, me groat political bureaucracy, or if the
operatives of producing plants coiitrollod them, probacy more
mistakes would be made in cgnnizing production tlian are made
,. Trw. ,nnii monii:iin!iiit woulrl be nroduced in certain in-
dustrie, and too little in others, and work in many lin would measuring b
have to stop while the.;c conditions were righted. One of the I b0 ,sid. sam (aya Sheiiiy is r
chief catUs or business disasters was removed when the bunking .products of Roseburg thirty year.
:ystem v. a i rerganiea in jujj. Many 01 me iw...: ,.n.v 1 -j.
Trtntvc MARKET
REPORT-
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; Pfrfaa Farmer w P""
' Bt!ee l to 3U aia. , .
Uuitt-rfat. 4 He.
U,U b.avy. 16c: UIH. J'c lb-
Brutlem 15c to tU-
Boca! flroaaed. II 1M ,b
weifbt.
Cowa, prime, 4 He.
Bteera. prime. So. .
Honey, lucai Pctl!?,'1??er,Jc,r.
Caaart, bark. is::. 7c lb. Canar
. uai Prcducta,
neiayi r , 7ft
really c" T "-"7
' vou must iry
aob&li', li-r
lb.
Kid
ccDU. ' ,
Wool, flna, per lb.
Mlllrun. l.eO to II ck .r "
rr.rkori irn. i:.25 Pr 100-
Whole corn. H.10 per lb
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Whole com, I.U per -nl ira. -tt--.- Vnncalla
II,, wrre in tnia cuy
Flour, aoft wncat. 11-75 aack. 'buaiueaa u;?tters.
H'Koner Gaca Jonea ia wearin
emactUn' new atraw derby theae daya
r.im auttinlv makea thoae Ho-
dolph Valent.no adt look like the pro-;
veroiai tour t"1"-
8am Jaaephaon. who formerly meaa
Hhtion in thia villaoe, la
Vlour, bard
H 10 a aack.
wheat.
EN OPEN WELL
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June'
old
MYRTLE CRKEV.
U'hll ntavtnr ni'nr an
lnr,K- .iivi. rpd arllll board,
I Carl Tennant. aed 2 H years v.
1 ire
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vrcel,
little
voi-n r.,ii eil iirrnlv bv shortape of currency. When Uic banks! Dllb,.1 i,tt4 ,i,t0.-. Perunia, i .J?Di?nAuV .oernoon
-re organic into a federal -erve sys.em then it !
)OSSII)ie t'l use ail lliu inn u.s.scis ui wic wuunj - their money for a ween incy
Hgitililit Which a Slllficieilt supply of currency could be issued,! buy the eonatitution and change it to
unfi oanics from this cause were made practically impossible.
Speculation tewb to produce panics. The people who buy hazard-,
sfwuriiies heli) it on. also those who si)e!id their money I
extravagantly. If fill the folks who used money in such ways in
1919 and 11)20. had put it into banks and good bonds, the disaster j
following that xriod might not hav occurred. The business
POME. , '
Spring haa came ! .
I An' Strawberriea too
We cotta cuit ,
Thia pomt won't do.
, . . . . , . ,i, .., oath, we a line io re a kib now i..
community iiiis reuiiic uun ku t.iic mc ,.,...v- - , -hool haa iust onded ana tne sum-
nion, the high peaks of inllation must also le avonlea
-o
Bible to resuscitute biiu.
DOES VOUR FOOD DIGEST
Ml-O-Na, Qwt't tho nnme ot (he
bet prescription ever wriircn for m
diKParion or stomach distress. Guar
anteed by W. F. Clu;-nan.
A domcntod man was roughly handled in this ci ty last' even
ing by tho night officer. Kyc witnesses say the unfortunate man
was struck several severe blows over tly head with a cop's "billy."
Ho was accorded a'lvception like n w ild beast of tli.u forest, though
aside from his desire to talk too freely, was probably as harm
less as a mouse. -There is such ii thing as an officer of the law
ovcrsleppirg the bountis of diKtucy in performing his duties.
Lceause lie is privileged to carry a gu'i and other "implements"
of protection is no reason that he should taku advantage of any
person sane or insane. Any oilicer who cannot cdntrol minor
oifen e:i without his "finger on the trigger" is a dangerous asset
to the cuMimmty. Innocent people are just as likely to suffer at
his hands as the guilty. . . ; ' . i - (
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Give sumo men it little authority and they rose;all sense of
reflect, i'roliably more good men have been ruined by stamping
them with a policeman's badge than any other means of
"elevation." . ' '
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1 "Drive slow, you might meet a I'ool," would bo a good slogan
for the sharp turns on the Taeific highway and not a bit amiss,
for there seems to be aplenty of them stepping on tho, gas these
days. ,
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President Harding gave the Shrincrs the "once over" yester
day at Washington, 1). G. And ho wasn't a bit disappointed,
either. Hard to find u bettor bunch of men.
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mer eeason of play haa etarted. Thia
here bein' grown aint what it's crack
tct i'3 to be. , j ( . , . , I j ; ' -. I
An Item of tiewa came over the wire
today that excited ua all here in the
office. It waa to the effect that a
comet waa apeeding toward the earth,
at the rate of eight million (or maybe
it waa- eiaht billion) miles a second.
Builders Hardware
at Cost
Contractors and carpen
ters can save big money on
all builders' hardware
bought of us.
Sec
Paint at Cost
us about these goods
before you buy
S. B. Crouch
Sheridan St.
The army monoplane, T-2 which
was recenUv used ly Lieutenants
Oak lev Q. Kelly and John A. Mac-
and we might go amaah at any mo- TPy n -their sensational transcon
ment. Much dieturbed,' ye ed called i tim niul flight was equipped with an
John B.links of Skunk's Misery on tne Kxlde battery.
Soma pooplc complain that they never get credit for wliat ; r0Dbed'
Hicy ti.i but if they would only do something the credit would
come in big chunks.
telephone, and reada the telegram
You aav it'a on ' th ' way now,"
aeked Jnhm '- . " - - - - - - i
"Yep."
"And going to hit?"
"Bound to." j
'Oh, well." said John, "the wa
fishing hr-a been the last month thia1
earth isn't worth much any more. Let,
her hit." . t - '
And John hung up with a bang.
it it it
A clothing house advertises "Pants
I $1.19 a leg." Seats free.
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SOME DUE SAYS LITTLE LOU
His summer suit is worn through;
H'S hat looks even bummer,
"in wearing now," aings little Lou,
"These here last clothes of summer."
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What'a become of the old-fashioned
women who used to carry a bag of
peppermints" in her satchel 7
it
A burglar nroof safe in a fireproof
j building, which recently burned in
New York, was louno auer me ruina
cooled oh, to have been opened and
Incidentally.'! Mr. Taylor of the
local kxlde battery service station
explained, "the. 'plane is of the
famous Kokkerlype used during the
vat. and was made by the Fokker
Co. of Amsterdam. Holland.
"This particular Kokker which is
of Cabin design has a wing spread of
;& feet and is, propelled by a 400
11. P. Liberty . motor. The gross
wclnht of the plane is 10. AO lbs.
"A stiaPly of 7D5 unllons of gas
35 gallons of oil and 2! gallons of
water Is carried in the T-2."
Prominent among the great
.ilways the strawberry festivals.
o-
historic events of June are
What is more 1 utiful than the l'mpuii Valley just at this
particular period of tne year?
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LLAGERrrttelE
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! Painting the eyes it a very old fad.
1 Sorrow alcohol, jealousy and fita
have een doing it from time Imme
' morial.
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The chief difference between the
, old-fashion ime and the modern
i novel ia exactly $1.90.
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It s the -Hunt man who makes the
cutting remark.
i Sr it
When a man swells out his chest
and sonorousiy declaims "Now I take
issue with that," ho does nothing of
the kind. He just wants to talk.
Some men could say what they
think and still be ouiet.
;
The local nut-cd has Just compiled ,
compiete statistica to show that there '
are about 11X00.000 persona in the
Dear Folks :
The day was fine, the sky was blue and I had I'.otliing planned
tn do, so when a ftiiiid came 'round mv wav and said: "Let's go u,""d s"" wh0 'n "Of
. , , . i .. . , i some one e!se. 1
i.ml impend tho day a runngfin my new maehir.e, 1 wclcotnod htm 'x' x1 4'
Upon the scene. i WHERE TO find THEM !
His car was new without a scar, without a scratch or single I " lntv vnt 10 tk the thumb
... , iiii iii prints of chorus beauties, the place
l.iaiU and he was proud as promt could bo and said in happy t0 uni them is on tamcab doora. I
times to me, "This bus of mine I hope to keep from looking dingy
dull and cheap. 1 hale a lot of dents and bungs that cmne from
oui'h.-; usele s whanj's. s) I'll drive wi'.h lots of care, bv doing
i.o 1 liope to f;.iv lis well as folks of whom I've heard. This bus
of mine h not a bird, it has no wings ami can not fly ind so I'm
l'cvtr j.oit.g to try to make it speed or leave the ground. Nmv
don't vim think my logic's sound'."'
answered "Yes" and o!f we went, upon a day of joy intent.
.Virile or s. we'd gone along, my friend began to sini; a song
v.hcn Lang: tl.cre tame a smllin jar tiial ixnil the lender on.
TEACHERS' EXAMINATIONS
NOTICE Is hereby given that the
County Superintendent of Kouglas
County, Oregon, will hold the regu
lar examination of applicants for
State certificates at Roneburg High
School as follows: Commencing W'ed
nesilty. June 13. 1923, at 9:e0 o'clock
a.-m. and continuing jintil Saturday,
June 16, 1923. at 4:00 o'clock n. in.
Wednesday Forenoon.
IT. S. History, writing (Penman
ship), Music, drawing.
- Wednesday Afternoon.
Physiology. Readiug, Manual Train
ing, Composition, Domestic Science,
Methods in Heading, Course of Study
for Drawing, Methods in Arithmetic.
Thursday Forenoon.
Arithmetic. History of Kducatlon,
Psychology, Methods In Geography,
Mechanical Drawing. Domestic Art,
Course of Study for Domestic Art.
Thursday Afternoon.
Crflninmr. (leoirraDhy. Stenography.
1 lmu,i.,.N I liuninro Ptivftira Tvne-
writing. Methods in Language, Thesis
for Primary Certificate.
Friday Forenoon.
Theory and Practice, Orthography
(Spelling.) Physical Geography, Eng
lish Literature, Chemistry.
Friday Afternoon.
School Law, Geology, Algebra, Civil
government.
Saturday Forenoon.
Geometry, llotany.
' Saturday Afternoon.
General History, Bookkeeping.
Verv trulv yours,
O. t . IIHOVVN, School Supt.
THS NEW
SUCTION-FEED
Cream
Separator
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Df.'.GER3 OF A GOLD
Roseburg People Will Do Well to
Come in and See tho New
Improvements
Simple One-Piece Bowl
Knee Low Supply Tank
Automatic Oiling System
Non-Rusting Tinwaro
Triced From $;3.00 Vp
and Below Pre-War
Quotations
Easy Terms
Douglas County
Creamery
CATALOGUE OX REQUEST
Heed Them.
It! my bad cases of kidney trouble
. result ironi a cold or cntll. t ongi-a-
The t..f.e?rJ shopping by ? "A" i "v"!? 1
telephone i. that you do noi se, how 'hB P ",I 'f'" b;ooa nd ""kache
little you get tor your money. . headache, dimness and disordered
kidney anion follow. Don't neglect
tit to cu-s and swear and stanicd around
called the ytlu r malt a chump for giiug
t ur car. My i i n nd be
i.! d pulled his hair. II
him a cut less bump. The words he used would make joa blush,
did ii'y host to nii'se him 1uim. Hut when he stopped his long
I'bti'-e, the tther man said: "What's the use? 1 did not try to
hurt or kill. K'i get it riwt. I'll pay the bill."
Ayain we itartcd tt our way. My friend had little to say
fcept "The name of fivl I've rarted, thesv's a still a heap, I've
: v vv l armsl.
A brilliant individual pliy may
br.ng lot cf applause at the moment.
out team work n
pcirant in the end.
Dumb wa ters ca ry everything btt
g.-sip.
The Eltuks will ti ot on tomorrow
rve nd tho fantastic will be all
trapped up as per usual.
T
a co d l'o Dnan's Kidney Pills at
the Sri't sign oi s:dney trouble. Fol-
what brings the ,u" '"seourg renu. at exaai-
: pie:
Mrs. Laera KinibalL 23! S. Flint
St., nii: "M tilneya were always
w,Nk and if 1 t w cold It always set-
t ed iu my back, and I Buffered dread- 1
fully. I eoulJh't hold out to sweep
the floor and the action of my kidneys ,
wns irregular Dean'e Kldtiev P.l'.s I
always r-'.!eed these attacks.
Remember',
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU PAY. IT'S l'HT
YOU GET FOR ' WHAT YOU Pay
WE HAVE CLOTHES FOR- MEN OF ALL
TASTES AND TEMPERAMENTS.
OUR MISSION IS TO' PLEASE THEM ALL,
IF A THING ISN'T RIGHT. WE STAND
READY TO MAKE IT RIGHT.
SERVICE THAT SATISFIES
DUDS FOR MEN, Inc.
The Home of Hart Schaf fner & Man
OUINKSK i:t' INDl'STHY
ki ki'kr; hi:avv w)ssks.
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TIENTSIN". June j 6.- (Aj r.)-r-The
unprecedented boom In the rug
making Industry In China, which fi
lowed interruption of the; Turkish
ami Persian irade during the war.
her. suffered a severe check.
Out of 508 factories which were
built in Tientsin during the first
years of the war. developing a daily
output of more than 10,00 squarj
inches, fewer than 300 have surviv
ed a renewal of competition. During
the heyday of the industry prices
soured from $1,110 and $1.80 per
siiuarc foot to $,i.A0 and $4.00.
About one-fourth of thfi output was
consumed domestically and of the
rest America took tho bulk.
'The slump Is attributed largely to
Inferiority of the product under the
enormously Increased demand, due
to inferior wool, unskilled dyeing
and inexperienced workmanship.
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NOTICE TO THE Pit
To accommodate
I Ford ear owners, tne
1 tractor iiwners, as mi i)
numerous other patrw;. h
tires and accessories, n a
will be Kept open to I
s:Mi o clock evemnc
; c. A. Loi KwooD mi
; - , . NOTICE!
I have purcba-std the
, tuurant from Jim. Ymr,
; be resixini-lble "for any d
Roaeburg, OrecoD, Irm
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L. A. to B. of R. T.I?
Rose division No. 311 uli
ilies Frid:iv. June St la. itJ
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! stniighteniiig my bick and k.dneya j
1 and benefiting ma in every way."
,w 4i,- w-v. ail ueaiers. uum
V. ' aiiupiy ask i, a kidney rcmejy get
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-7" ' Vra. Kimball had. Foster Milbum
The filler with the most guts nut Co, Mfrs. PufTiin, N. .
anus the feller with the most nerve.
Our ROVGH DRV SERV
ICE cleanses linen im
maculately, thoroiv ster-lii-d.
"or Service and Economy
try us.
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,aflinnf ajy WCiti,
Dead!
"Dead" oil is damaging thousands of can
every day. Maybe it's damaging yours.
You think not, of course. You wouldn'1
have it if you knew. But most oils do bt
come dead before you know it,
iTHE.DlSTILLEDiOI.lv
is different. It isn't compounded of light o4
and cylinder stock." It's such oils that quicluT , .
break down and go dead. - he
Sunoco has a longer lubricating life, tf
only oil of six tv pes, each of which is h0"
distiUed. ies pure lubrication. It lasts ioOP
and makes your car last longer.
A A wur dValer or write us or rKxJJrt, .
"WhuVs Happening Ituuk Your Mow-
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