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PAGE TWO HOSEBUP.G NEWS REVIEW. MONO V, PBJj. ,j j.9.?jl ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW Ivtued Dally Except Sunday V. llA'i'ta ' Ai'V . UATKS... , ..ATudideot bad Macagur Secretary-Treaaurer SUBSCRIPTION RAJES o '- by w;ui fr-i-iM) . six mouthd, ly iiiai i.;:) , lurvn iu.lLd, by u. .il. . , . J-M iniijf b;-bc luoLUi, by l.. !l .60 1m; i, ty inrri-T, jt w-Ui. , -60 VVi-. l) -NV-v.s -Kt-vit.--, u Uiail, per year 2 uu .-1 rw. r.: o u.i i .-tiuii:jy tiuujra tu Uj ue for repuMiL&iion j iu'.miu i it t-r iiui vjitrwue cit--iiru in un ii'r, .. - f i i,t. ; dktt ritfiit vt rcpabiit-iiiiun vt j i v rvxil. t L.iuiiti b6 bt-iutia tiuas u.auer May ii, U.U, at tlio podt oliice at i.UioUurtf, uit. jii, l .Jlt Uivj Act cl :uarcii , li.S. GOOD EVENING, FOLKS The t'nny trice Sjffered many casualties Yesterday and the Isaac Waltons of The village report Mary fish bencs Stuck in their craw. The gawlfers were unusually vera cious yesterday as a result of the large grandstand crowds, which made it impossible to forget a few dub shots. The Legion barnstormers will drop ...iiii.co, xcu.ncs ni:i rubbery, on tue claim that many so called, th noers have sore throats it is hUaLcOhi.. untOJN. .vtUNDAV, A H K I L 16, iixci t.s l'ou w r:o.G doing Tiif oxcu.-e ii oi'ion given lur iiii&cunducl, that the thing com bluiiicd oi ia no woi.-e liiau what otlier jjeoi'le do. The thief, for :r ii mirz-m T PIMM'S gg 1 BrSRTSBATTS l FRC$H tobacc o J A : now 15$$ I tnnnrTriinirwgiTnmi 1 ROLL YOUR own i I.ecLaijiC i,cojii-j are gaiitlii; money through crooked financial expected that the entertainment will Uaii.iactioii.s. Iv.cr bixiy who does anything wiong can always ( iiiid some one to jioii.l to, who he says is just as bad as he, yet I dumbell dora thinks whose derelictions are tolerated, if wrongdoers are punished,' A tapr! 'e, ,kJnd u"d t0 & 1 1 measure a mans appetite. some folks raise the try that the little fellows who commit trifling -J. cr:mes are given severe sentences while prominent people engage A bunch of watermelon growers , , ! from Dillard flivvercd down to the in tr;;m,actio;;s that do nilinuejy more harm, yet manage to slip county seat ye5terday and took on through the law. Thus the impression is given that society IS the Rosebud ball team for a few f 1 111 ii ,r 1 11 rounds. They were defeated, but in biased and uiilair and comes down hard on small ollenders while the melee were able ta prove that Idling the big ones go. 11 that feeling became general, society ; they can do something beside rartt " c ' musk-rr.elons and tomatoes, would deteriorate fast. A.- long as there is so much sin and shame i in Die world, many fcople are going to do w rong things and "get j vou TELL 'EM. EDDIE, yes YCU iiway w itii it," in spite of the best efforts of governments, courts i 'LL. .. , Local Lady (in butcher 6hop): and jHliee. Now ii ail the oilier people who do wrong things can i-can't you wait on me? Two pounds have their deeds tolerated, on the ground that' other ollenders j madam have escaped, the whole structure of society lalls down. The" but two or three are ahead of you. only way to remove evils is to hand out exact justice to anyone ou 'u.:e.!y don t want your l:ver out ADVICE TO THE LOVELORN by MRS. ELLSBURY (Aildroas all communication to .Mrs. Eilsbury, care of Newa-Heview.) n ho is caught doing w rong, regardless whether other people escap. ; or not. People who are accused of doing wrong are olte.i; $ We know of a local young feller grossly misjudged. They may have a wholly different stor 1.0 , whinpoo'i of matrimony. He has a tell if you could hear their side of it. The man who excuses his!";"Pe b" and in it are forty-seven . pairs of sox with holes in toes and own conduct by pointing out the errors ot ether people, has ail he necis and three shirts that need can do to atone for his own sins and should give his whole atten-;rf'tch,n- w,1lc? "t J'r,t' lion io his own faults. ' o The I. W. W. contingent in this state i., planning a strike for .May first. ThU would be a fine time of the year to clean up on the bunch. This stale has enough to contend with without tolerating the professional agitator and the sooner we get these rascals "oh" our chcsls" the? better for all concerned. There should be no place in the industrial centers for men who neither want A lot of the village gossip-mongers haven't taken up wireless, but that doesn't keep 'em from '(iatenin' in." The president of Poland was shot while looking at motion pictures. He m:'ht have been rending the titles aloud. 1- Yesterday being church day, the to work themselves and are determined that others do as little as multitude with fishes some even re ;. :sii.k to eke out an existence. It is impossible to get down to sor,in ,0 the a' me,hod a staph- adjustment of business relations with a,, army of men Th, touri,t, fre JL, throuflh , who have for their avowed purpose the wrecking of our stale arne quantities, much to the delight i".du:,lrie.i and the sooner this stamp of citizenship is wiped out!0 '' ' 0aSO'"le5fcnBt' 1- 1- X the better for all concerned. Just as the spring buildin;: program gets under way we are reminded that building materials have increased twenty-five per cnl. The day of waiting for lower prices in the way of building ( le-tiuclion and oth"i- enterprises i.s over. Might just as well ,iu:.t your.,e)!' to present conditions and move along with the )i'ld's progress it you hope to accomplish anything worth while iii this earth. Mo, Oswald, just because those are poplar trees they're not burdened with dates. POME Up with the bird And down with the sun, And you're gonna mi6s A lotta f .in. 1- It is hard luck for so many young bandits to be sentenced to hard labor. If tliey haun't hated work they wouldn't be bandits. -' iee is .onietliit::? for which a n an sometimes asks in order to show how much bctur his own ideas are. A woman who c:.n i ..n;i;.o a husband oughtn't to have much trouble in managing an automobile. A lot of men w h tw stick others. ire stuck on tln-msi Ivi Son.e people are ii.ie an alarm clock. Vou have to wind them lip ccr .uonuay morning to not Hum ill action lor the weeks Smiles are the interest on happy K'tivi ies thoughts and always add to the ' " I world's capital of joy and good will. ! 3ee Is your Packard friend coming tonight? Too No. j Qre Dodge Brothers? Tco No, dearie. This is Wyllis Knight. e it All the world may love a lover, bitt lie's acttina to he- .m mmr Incurmr. jjo anU!u! Irvinjr'risk. I -i- ( R. Valrnt'iio is to lecture on what's wrong w,tn the i-iovies. None is more qua'ificd to spnk with authority unless, perhaps. F.itty Arbucklc. BELATED INSPIRATION Of course ,t's too late in the dny to mention. Dut wouldn't tins h.ive hrrn j.i p'pof a line for a distillery: ;"Your Nose Glov.5"? i 1- r ir , A d.iy or two of batching has con vinced the bo:;s that one of the out j stand ng needs of the present day is :a milk I'otlle cip winch carries the jtlny of the week on which it was de ; livered. j i" r ! Srorld thoughts arc best. Con-ni-ess 'ntroilucel 13.003 lulls .it tht IK ar Mr. Kllsbur : At a home 'd Uin is i! correct lor the- briile and griMim to have attendan t.' Es,Kci;illy at a wedduiK wheie the bride does not wear ail elaburate i diliim' dress. What is correct for the bride to wear if die c'oes not wear a wedding uress. I If she has a suit, should she wear: thai .' If she wears Ihe suit should she b uried in her hat loo? What should the lady attendant wear?! Thank you for your trouble an answer-' ini; all these questions. MAKTHA ' Ant. It is correct to have attendants if the bride wishes them. They are either special friends of trie bride and groom, or, if relatives, usually rela tives from another town who have come for the wedding, such as a sister of the bride. A silk dress is very suitable for home weddings and, the bride may either carry flowers or wear a corsage. The corsage is really better. A suit is also correct for a home wedding, if the bride and groom are leaving immediately afterward.: The hat, and suit jacket should also be worn, and the ha; should not be re moved after the ceremony if a lunche on is served, but worn until the bride leaves the house. If the lady attend ant is leaving the house with the bride, and the bride is wearing a suit she may also wear a suit and hat, but if not, a silk dress is appropriate. lear Mrs. KUshtiry: 1 have a daugh ter. She very small for her awe, nnd childish looking, and has always worn very childish clothes. This year she wants a suit, and 1 think she is much too vouiiil; mid small looking. Her friends mo buyljtK suits, and 1 think Ihey nuke them look too old. What kind of a suit could I set for her that would not make her look like a ynuiiK lady? MOTHER Ans. Your daughter is really grow ing up. and I think she should be al lowed a suit, even though it does make her seem a young lady. If you do not care for the rather old looking suits that many of .the young girls are wearing, why not get her one of the clever plaids, camels hair or some sport material, sport suit. They are good looking, and would make her a serviceable summer suit with the proper blouses and sport shoes. STATE PRESS t I COMMENTS TK KMH.K Men. lays the adage maker, are but children grown up. So are wo men. W hen you beat a child you may break his spirit. Vou may make him surly. You may make him stealthy in disobedience. B it unless a child Is a yellow sneak by instinct and hered'ty he will respond lo kindneis and per suasion, where injudicious punish ment will merely confuse and de stroy good impulses. Now go from busy corner to bu?y corner and see how nearly like those of children are the reactions of motorists to the treatment ac corded them by the traffic officer. If lie smiles they smile. If they overrun his signal and he tells them to back up, they say, "Sorry, old man; didn t mean to." If his dis cipline Is courteous. Hut if the officer rants abuse and waves his arms like a windmill in a race he awakens the wrath, embarrassment or cringins timidity, dependent on the character of the driver. To be bludgeoned by blunt words at an intersection humiliates a sensitive woman motorist to the point of tears and lost self-otrol. Right then for Borne minutes following she becomes a potential cause of ac cidents. When the mayor says traffic of ficers must not "bawl out" motor ists, he issues an order not a whit more in behalf of needed courtesy than of quickness and efficiency in handling traffic. Itntsque or brutal words from traffic officers are like obstructions piled in the paths of children. Po liteness and a smile beat a traffic semaphore. Portland Journal. faW liu' s iorn coxTiioi, The federal board for the control of narcotics is making a fine effort to carry out the orders of congress and limit the traffic In habit-forming drugs to those really needing them. It has been consulting the largest American manufacturers of opiates to find out just what are the medi cal needs of the nation In this. line. In May there is io lie a general anti-narcotic conference attended by cabinet officers, foreign diplomats., governors of stales and representa tlves of medical, civic, and welfare associations. That will be the most pretentious gathering ever held to discuss "dope." U will doubtless find, as all In quiries lately have found, that while a good deal may be done in this country to restrict the dope evil, the American authorities are handicap ped because the opium traffic is ro largely In the control of other na tions. It will also be found that the only existing foreign machinery for the control of the traffic is thtit of the League of Nations, which h::s interested itself particularly in this subject. There will arise, then, the ques tion of co-operating villi Ihe league, in order to have that body use its Influence to limit world production of opium and control world distribu tion of opium and its products, so that the stuff will not' be dumped upon this country as it is now. by methods legitimate and illegiti mate. Snrely, whatever Americans may think about joining the League of Nations, there rhould be no hesi tancy lo act in co-operation with the league for such a beneiicient pur pose. If that is shown to lie the most effective way. Albany Democrat. Whn wakes all iv IVftTlrl lii lit In work cr ulav vtt flives the poise SIP11 that mean suCPSSlea Tt not srtv,i. - . but allajTtWTt threat muscles rehw"1 VYRIGLEY-S is wax-wrapped l.ati'4 dance melodies the kind that make you tap your toes thats the fort the Seven Serenaders will dispense April 21th at the artnorv. lie there. Kvacily what is it thai a flapper d -o A. ! ,iv in i!.e home augurs a dull eveninj. w hen !he flaps? LARGEST GRAPE VINE IS FOUND AT ANLAUF What Is believed to be the largest e rape vine in the country is located ot; 'he .In,, italdabiiii place near n lauf. according to visitors at that I'bue who were united at the size or the grape vine. The vine clings io the ;:iUkil'ini residence. :ind 1 r.'iid tu have moved the house three uunrers or an liieh on its founda T!"' spread of the Vin one :iv ; i.i f, , i l,y 7:,, Hnd it imaxur- 7iinhc at Hi" stump. Tl: first 'im i-, :'7 in. li, s t circunil-renee, "' ""' sccetid The vine !. of the I a'leii,. ariety. and produced une e;.f. ,.,. n r g,,,.H.P. t , j ,) e:us eld. ! Why Not Let I ncle Sam lo It? Out in Central Oregon on his in vestigation of private iuigation pro jects desiring stale certification of their bonds Governor Pierce was pro fuiely advised that should the state guarantee Interest on the bonds It could not lose a cent. He was told that the security is such there is no possibility of loss. If the projects are so nicrltotous and the security so ample, why do the prospective bond buyers hes:tate to buy bond without the state's endorsement? They expect to buy the bonds at a discount and the bonds draw six per cent interest. Yet the buyers wou't take a project's paper unless the slate agrees to nay the Interest for a term of years. They want the state to assume a risk they refuse to take themselves. Therefore their sanguine statements that the state cannot lose are sub ject to discount. Winn a man en dorses a no'e the only course for him is to assume he may have to pay the note, when the slate guar anties interest on Irrigation bonds It will be wis,- to lake the same view. Kast Oregonlan. .jrvxsj u cool VM The Great American Sweetmeat CIS MIUE Ibv.r IVlks: I .'.vi! (.r: ' : hi : It. r.i h. !.'.;:i, I e 'nt '.' i. i i i 1 I "!gtm:ji anery as ;(. rusmil torn li.e ooor '-I :. t ,oai ha.l made him g.nn! ami sore, am '' " ia.-r. ; litis IciU-r from, our oi'. Iv's a set 't'cr.tl''. !iei'V a sample of hw fun." I ''''''. nh.u s matter, that you'ro I ''.: i : vr "It! i't yen ui . v, hew nuich 1 neetl ? Pretty mhi'i I'll '' ay ti! ceileg. an. I if I'm to m,:' , ..int. ' :l I t -:. ! it v- ;t'nu: holilu g up my h,t .' ...i'.-t I r : i! '.' (hi come en atu irak. a ,w th. ! e..'il I ' '' '.I. I'll he u,.ilii:g, d,i it !iov." 1 1 -''! I" 1 il M'.tefee. getting mtnhli"' f. el'y II ' ' '' -t '-a!.! 'll'.cn (. ..f, n;y eves w ith tct.r.. v.v r e l-tier lor i " ause ou've niti.l.' a l-tg i .!. Why, it's sail enoii.,:i in '" ' . e.. 1 hive tlmg (n ear er i,i . ,i a Mol'uer sc. 1 l!:e sehbine; fit.;; t!ie '' ' r i: i.-.'.l I. in !!y do his pari. amit.;: lii.w l; the checks of KK ' ;iv f. i: on'll i .a! it Mufav . a iiiiilec-:, i ar li'ai .! e letter ( 'I (' phtul; v ece s i. . rn lee Old ..... ,x i,isjra a ir.aus S; f La.-Vbup. lady bug. tly asy home. oi t h.mse .s on fire An I ou- children shall burn. La;!v l-ii( An! what's the use? The l.o ice is insured avd the kids ii.ivc uc.ic to tiic nicv.ia. ecttrr ron.a n f.lei t d...iLt. r i 1 n .is to trn little and tie Irss: ro.v .f is to earn 'i. I a lot more. i- i- V. .- I fi-.rmed p is c.-t before more i.ll.c (es fin well -informed girls. fc"r.t a -.l or. rc-T cvmg the T'-r o s c r d a I t .1 lot ind i . TODAY'S MARKET I REPORT t Prices Pa a Firmtn for Produce. 1 Putter. .!. lb. Him. i f.it. '3 ,.. nis. 1 r ii.e n. II. its i iv. . ..,. . j;.;!,, 1:c 11( 111-' ! Itto.;. rs. So la. V. al. dress, it vr , 1 ?e lb Units, drcsse.1, 1J,-, K-o to 1S) lbs welrht. Co .-.. ,r!:a,.. ic. Steers, prime, r.,-. ii. :i, v. ;, ,,i pri!, ;in, ir.i; p. a.ara bark. It).:. e.m.ais t.'ar, l.il'l. 7'jc. R.-tail Prices on Mill Products. Ki. t me' . e". p. r lb. i,u oi 70 Jjy'- z ns sSj. : iA?n fr.v c.iilknien are mar ic.io.e tsty s;-e women too te r.ormnn." .V.e.i n- r I V ! K i :.-rn eat-, j; la per le i 1!,; Vli.ril-I. S ! ! e t, j . 0 . or leo. I'r.ii ii corn. 1 " to .' ' fi:.. ; , per 1.... : . P'-ll-d bar'ev. V, r.l tM.k ,., 70 ,hj 1 !o.ir. a.vft . nt. i.;-, n,.. Vl.-nr. hard wheat. 11.9.". and I: 10 a sack. A KAItl.i: A was hu'itlnr; in a forest. A ter rible .term rtsme up. He looked around lor shelter but could find none. It h. gan to rain in torrents Kinally he found a hoilow log and erawb -d tut,, it. The rain soaked .......o-.i u e log. i ne log began to contract. When the storm was over 'he man could not emerge. He strein d with ail bis might, but the log h.ld tight. Lxhausted. ,,. gave up He knew that he would Hlnv in II,.. log a fd starve , d-ath. ' Like a , urowning nun his whole life flah-l d in ro.ro,:...,-, , tn. hil , spTial- j lv his mt-tiik-S. He r. . I...... ,i , , , , .... iii m i e(i ; ' '.ot paid up his stih- S"!P H-Tl to the o.u- tte-Tim.-s Tl.i ".. s" sntall that he wa Ti:.'. - ' U" Vi"liR t -totte. I-' I lis h.t; ,,U xw f.)rirl. -"a!.,r. Htid-oi, K.m trie St,n,.. I"l I Dot l Til I'll VI LTAITY vt. I. IS April lit . c. or. . J" b"s. eng. si.pl,,,,., ,,r, ."-' ' '! 'n-e ;,, i,:,.g,, Agri,-,, ;,...( i)u-:r " "' K''iT-" The charming country home of Mr. and Mrs. 13. H. Rosenberry was the scene of a very delightful enter tainment on Ihe evening of April 12th, when the llellview; club held its April meeting in the form of a social musical evening at which our most distinguished Host-burg talent entertained in a manner which was most enthusiastically received by ihe club members and their guests. The program consisted oft pip.no solo. Miss Sinnoil; vocal solo, Doris Price accompanied by Miss Derma "rice: violin duet by Mr. Ott and Master Ott accompanied by Miss Ott: la ail ing by Mrs. ..Marsters, vocal duet by the Misres Wickham, nc.-nmpanb d by Mrs. lleinllne; selections on K.l ison phonograph; piano solo by Mrs. Heinline; vocal solo, by Miss Gert rude Wickham accompanied by Kd Ison phonograph. The appreciation of the llellview "lub was tendered by a rising vole of thanks to the nbI- performers after which the hostess served dainty ref re.-hemnts lo the sixty guests and mcm'iers of 111'- club. Th" next meeting will be held at the homo or Mrs. William Agnew. May 10th. nnd will he a business inci t ing with the reading or a paper on "Community Service" by Mrs. I'red Hover. Those present wtp: Mr. and Mrs. Heinline, the Misses Wickham, Mr. ,,,a i,-e U'illium Oil. Master aad Miss Ott. Mrs. Marsters. Misses peris and i.einia Price, the Misses Sinnott. Messors. George red Wm. l:r.v.-on. Mr. and Mrs. William Agttcw. Mr and Mrs. IMward P.oyer. Mr. and Mrs. l-'red I'ovcr, Mr. and Mrs. .lohn Hammond. Mrs. William IVarce. ; V-s. Wolliott. Dr. :--.! ,e Miss Hannah havsr fe i:t" Miss Ma'v Shor". i,. J,'r, James Short, S-o.t r J Orville Agf-e. M:is h-.- t, ; Gladys l.la-.vson, S;j5sE:.m i Miss The ma P'tr t-r ' row- Hut-'Ii-'s, Hr. af Jp I I Hughes, Mr. GwM 1 1 M. Uedt-i p. til, Kh la K. Hticar. .Mr. c(fci'fi. Mr. and Mrs. feic.ii Park.-r, .Vr. Jltifc'-stt ii , Levi lace. Mrs. .laic ia li 'Iliiib y. Miss Ed-Sis- I host and luUfs j; K j H. Eo. nbi rry. ti it a, j Miss It nth RosffWrr HANNAH DAMtS.iC I o I notice: j The C.cihbn F.ulf !.:;: nut in anoihcr cbir. Mi. Iitat op -t-aiiiur it. Quick !;. 1 :ird rnlirlHilts trfatarf. t I us. lo nnd 33 ten BR"1 i cut. eia Winchffer K. MATERNITY HOS! 0D9 W .larlfSfifl St Mrs. D. CotwJ Patients privileged own accix Oats that cook in five minutes Quaker Oats now come In two styles the Qmck and the regular. Quuk Quaker, perfected by our experts, is the quickest cooking oats in the world. It cooks to perfection in -3 to 5 minutes. Both have that mntcMcs fiavor nhich has made Quaker Oats su preme. Hoth are flaked from l jeen srrains only just the rich, plump, slavery oats. But in 0ci Quaker the oats are cut before Making. They are rolled verv thin and partly cooked. So the flakes are smaller and thinner that is alL And the small thin fialtcs cook quickly. Tctl vour grocer which yrm want If CW Quaker, look for "Quick on the label. Quick Quaker Oats Cook in 3 to S minutes Pure Candies This Week 5f Is High Gloss ! Candy for P All Absolutely Frci Delicious AH Uur w ": - e r,,mn!.-tear.drre--v' of Pure Sur : Creams Meet Vour Frr3J; fjig Soda toi-" Lunches S:n-5 t The m o o o