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HOSEBUP.G NEWS REVIEW. MONO V, PBJj. ,j j.9.?jl
ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW
Ivtued Dally Except Sunday
V. llA'i'ta
' Ai'V . UATKS...
, ..ATudideot bad Macagur
Secretary-Treaaurer
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uit. jii, l .Jlt Uivj Act cl :uarcii , li.S.
GOOD EVENING, FOLKS
The t'nny trice
Sjffered many casualties
Yesterday and the
Isaac Waltons of
The village report
Mary fish bencs
Stuck in their craw.
The gawlfers were unusually vera
cious yesterday as a result of the
large grandstand crowds, which made
it impossible to forget a few dub
shots.
The Legion barnstormers will drop
...iiii.co, xcu.ncs ni:i rubbery, on tue claim that many so called, th noers have sore throats it is
hUaLcOhi.. untOJN. .vtUNDAV, A H K I L 16,
iixci t.s l'ou w r:o.G doing
Tiif oxcu.-e ii oi'ion given lur iiii&cunducl, that the thing com
bluiiicd oi ia no woi.-e liiau what otlier jjeoi'le do. The thief, for
:r ii mirz-m T
PIMM'S gg 1
BrSRTSBATTS l FRC$H
tobacc o J A :
now 15$$ I
tnnnrTriinirwgiTnmi 1
ROLL YOUR own i
I.ecLaijiC i,cojii-j are gaiitlii;
money through crooked financial expected that the entertainment will
Uaii.iactioii.s. Iv.cr bixiy who does anything wiong can always (
iiiid some one to jioii.l to, who he says is just as bad as he, yet I dumbell dora thinks
whose derelictions are tolerated, if wrongdoers are punished,' A tapr! 'e, ,kJnd u"d t0
& 1 1 measure a mans appetite.
some folks raise the try that the little fellows who commit trifling -J.
cr:mes are given severe sentences while prominent people engage A bunch of watermelon growers
, , ! from Dillard flivvercd down to the
in tr;;m,actio;;s that do nilinuejy more harm, yet manage to slip county seat ye5terday and took on
through the law. Thus the impression is given that society IS the Rosebud ball team for a few
f 1 111 ii ,r 1 11 rounds. They were defeated, but in
biased and uiilair and comes down hard on small ollenders while the melee were able ta prove that
Idling the big ones go. 11 that feeling became general, society ; they can do something beside rartt
" c ' musk-rr.elons and tomatoes,
would deteriorate fast. A.- long as there is so much sin and shame i
in Die world, many fcople are going to do w rong things and "get j vou TELL 'EM. EDDIE, yes YCU
iiway w itii it," in spite of the best efforts of governments, courts i 'LL. ..
, Local Lady (in butcher 6hop):
and jHliee. Now ii ail the oilier people who do wrong things can i-can't you wait on me? Two pounds
have their deeds tolerated, on the ground that' other ollenders j madam
have escaped, the whole structure of society lalls down. The" but two or three are ahead of you.
only way to remove evils is to hand out exact justice to anyone ou 'u.:e.!y don t want your l:ver out
ADVICE
TO THE
LOVELORN
by
MRS. ELLSBURY
(Aildroas all communication
to .Mrs. Eilsbury, care of Newa-Heview.)
n ho is caught doing w rong, regardless whether other people escap. ;
or not. People who are accused of doing wrong are olte.i;
$
We know of a local young feller
grossly misjudged. They may have a wholly different stor 1.0 , whinpoo'i of matrimony. He has a
tell if you could hear their side of it. The man who excuses his!";"Pe b" and in it are forty-seven
. pairs of sox with holes in toes and
own conduct by pointing out the errors ot ether people, has ail he necis and three shirts that need
can do to atone for his own sins and should give his whole atten-;rf'tch,n- w,1lc? "t J'r,t'
lion io his own faults.
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The I. W. W. contingent in this state i., planning a strike
for .May first. ThU would be a fine time of the year to clean up
on the bunch. This stale has enough to contend with without
tolerating the professional agitator and the sooner we get these
rascals "oh" our chcsls" the? better for all concerned. There should
be no place in the industrial centers for men who neither want
A lot of the village gossip-mongers
haven't taken up wireless, but that
doesn't keep 'em from '(iatenin' in."
The president of Poland was shot
while looking at motion pictures. He
m:'ht have been rending the titles
aloud.
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Yesterday being church day, the
to work themselves and are determined that others do as little as multitude with fishes some even re
;. :sii.k to eke out an existence. It is impossible to get down to sor,in ,0 the a' me,hod
a staph- adjustment of business relations with a,, army of men Th, touri,t, fre JL, throuflh ,
who have for their avowed purpose the wrecking of our stale arne quantities, much to the delight
i".du:,lrie.i and the sooner this stamp of citizenship is wiped out!0 '' ' 0aSO'"le5fcnBt'
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the better for all concerned.
Just as the spring buildin;: program gets under way we are
reminded that building materials have increased twenty-five per
cnl. The day of waiting for lower prices in the way of building
( le-tiuclion and oth"i- enterprises i.s over. Might just as well
,iu:.t your.,e)!' to present conditions and move along with the
)i'ld's progress it you hope to accomplish anything worth while
iii this earth.
Mo, Oswald, just because those are
poplar trees they're not burdened
with dates.
POME
Up with the bird
And down with the sun,
And you're gonna mi6s
A lotta f .in.
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It is hard luck for so many young
bandits to be sentenced to hard labor.
If tliey haun't hated work they
wouldn't be bandits.
-' iee is .onietliit::? for which a n an sometimes asks in order
to show how much bctur his own ideas are.
A woman who c:.n i ..n;i;.o a husband oughtn't to have much
trouble in managing an automobile.
A lot of men w h
tw stick others.
ire stuck on tln-msi Ivi
Son.e people are ii.ie an alarm clock. Vou have to wind them
lip ccr .uonuay morning to not Hum ill action lor the weeks Smiles are the interest on happy
K'tivi ies thoughts and always add to the
' " I world's capital of joy and good will.
!
3ee Is your Packard friend coming
tonight?
Too No. j
Qre Dodge Brothers?
Tco No, dearie. This is Wyllis
Knight. e it
All the world may love a lover, bitt
lie's acttina to he- .m mmr Incurmr.
jjo anU!u! Irvinjr'risk.
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( R. Valrnt'iio is to lecture on what's
wrong w,tn the i-iovies. None is
more qua'ificd to spnk with authority
unless, perhaps. F.itty Arbucklc.
BELATED INSPIRATION
Of course ,t's too late in the dny to
mention. Dut wouldn't tins h.ive hrrn
j.i p'pof a line for a distillery:
;"Your Nose Glov.5"?
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, A d.iy or two of batching has con
vinced the bo:;s that one of the out
j stand ng needs of the present day is
:a milk I'otlle cip winch carries the
jtlny of the week on which it was de
; livered.
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! Srorld thoughts arc best. Con-ni-ess
'ntroilucel 13.003 lulls .it tht
IK ar Mr. Kllsbur : At a home 'd
Uin is i! correct lor the- briile and
griMim to have attendan t.' Es,Kci;illy
at a wedduiK wheie the bride does not
wear ail elaburate i diliim' dress.
What is correct for the bride to wear
if die c'oes not wear a wedding uress. I
If she has a suit, should she wear:
thai .' If she wears Ihe suit should
she b uried in her hat loo? What
should the lady attendant wear?!
Thank you for your trouble an answer-'
ini; all these questions. MAKTHA '
Ant. It is correct to have attendants
if the bride wishes them. They are
either special friends of trie bride and
groom, or, if relatives, usually rela
tives from another town who have
come for the wedding, such as a
sister of the bride. A silk dress is
very suitable for home weddings and,
the bride may either carry flowers or
wear a corsage. The corsage is really
better. A suit is also correct for a
home wedding, if the bride and groom
are leaving immediately afterward.:
The hat, and suit jacket should also be
worn, and the ha; should not be re
moved after the ceremony if a lunche
on is served, but worn until the bride
leaves the house. If the lady attend
ant is leaving the house with the
bride, and the bride is wearing a suit
she may also wear a suit and hat, but
if not, a silk dress is appropriate.
lear Mrs. KUshtiry: 1 have a daugh
ter. She very small for her awe, nnd
childish looking, and has always worn
very childish clothes. This year she
wants a suit, and 1 think she is much
too vouiiil; mid small looking. Her
friends mo buyljtK suits, and 1 think
Ihey nuke them look too old. What
kind of a suit could I set for her that
would not make her look like a ynuiiK
lady? MOTHER
Ans. Your daughter is really grow
ing up. and I think she should be al
lowed a suit, even though it does
make her seem a young lady. If you
do not care for the rather old looking
suits that many of .the young girls are
wearing, why not get her one of the
clever plaids, camels hair or some
sport material, sport suit. They are
good looking, and would make her a
serviceable summer suit with the
proper blouses and sport shoes.
STATE PRESS t
I COMMENTS
TK KMH.K
Men. lays the adage maker, are
but children grown up. So are wo
men. W hen you beat a child you
may break his spirit. Vou may
make him surly. You may make
him stealthy in disobedience.
B it unless a child Is a yellow
sneak by instinct and hered'ty he
will respond lo kindneis and per
suasion, where injudicious punish
ment will merely confuse and de
stroy good impulses.
Now go from busy corner to bu?y
corner and see how nearly like
those of children are the reactions
of motorists to the treatment ac
corded them by the traffic officer.
If lie smiles they smile. If they
overrun his signal and he tells them
to back up, they say, "Sorry, old
man; didn t mean to." If his dis
cipline Is courteous. Hut if the
officer rants abuse and waves his
arms like a windmill in a race he
awakens the wrath, embarrassment
or cringins timidity, dependent on
the character of the driver. To be
bludgeoned by blunt words at an
intersection humiliates a sensitive
woman motorist to the point of
tears and lost self-otrol. Right
then for Borne minutes following
she becomes a potential cause of ac
cidents. When the mayor says traffic of
ficers must not "bawl out" motor
ists, he issues an order not a whit
more in behalf of needed courtesy
than of quickness and efficiency in
handling traffic.
Itntsque or brutal words from
traffic officers are like obstructions
piled in the paths of children. Po
liteness and a smile beat a traffic
semaphore. Portland Journal.
faW liu' s
iorn coxTiioi,
The federal board for the control
of narcotics is making a fine effort
to carry out the orders of congress
and limit the traffic In habit-forming
drugs to those really needing them.
It has been consulting the largest
American manufacturers of opiates
to find out just what are the medi
cal needs of the nation In this. line.
In May there is io lie a general anti-narcotic
conference attended by
cabinet officers, foreign diplomats.,
governors of stales and representa
tlves of medical, civic, and welfare
associations. That will be the
most pretentious gathering ever
held to discuss "dope."
U will doubtless find, as all In
quiries lately have found, that while
a good deal may be done in this
country to restrict the dope evil, the
American authorities are handicap
ped because the opium traffic is ro
largely In the control of other na
tions. It will also be found that
the only existing foreign machinery
for the control of the traffic is thtit
of the League of Nations, which h::s
interested itself particularly in this
subject.
There will arise, then, the ques
tion of co-operating villi Ihe league,
in order to have that body use its
Influence to limit world production
of opium and control world distribu
tion of opium and its products, so
that the stuff will not' be dumped
upon this country as it is now. by
methods legitimate and illegiti
mate. Snrely, whatever Americans may
think about joining the League of
Nations, there rhould be no hesi
tancy lo act in co-operation with the
league for such a beneiicient pur
pose. If that is shown to lie the most
effective way. Albany Democrat.
Whn
wakes all iv
IVftTlrl lii lit
In work cr ulav vtt
flives the poise SIP11
that mean suCPSSlea
Tt not srtv,i. - .
but allajTtWTt
threat muscles rehw"1
VYRIGLEY-S is
wax-wrapped
l.ati'4 dance melodies the kind
that make you tap your toes thats
the fort the Seven Serenaders will
dispense April 21th at the artnorv. lie
there.
Kvacily what is it thai a flapper d
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A. ! ,iv in i!.e home augurs a dull eveninj.
w hen !he flaps?
LARGEST GRAPE VINE
IS FOUND AT ANLAUF
What Is believed to be the largest
e rape vine in the country is located
ot; 'he .In,, italdabiiii place near n
lauf. according to visitors at that
I'bue who were united at the size
or the grape vine. The vine clings
io the ;:iUkil'ini residence. :ind 1
r.'iid tu have moved the house three
uunrers or an liieh on its founda
T!"' spread of the Vin one
:iv ; i.i f, , i l,y 7:,, Hnd it imaxur-
7iinhc at Hi" stump. Tl: first
'im i-, :'7 in. li, s t circunil-renee,
"' ""' sccetid The vine !. of the
I a'leii,. ariety. and produced une
e;.f. ,.,. n r g,,,.H.P. t , j ,)
e:us eld. !
Why Not Let I ncle Sam lo It?
Out in Central Oregon on his in
vestigation of private iuigation pro
jects desiring stale certification of
their bonds Governor Pierce was pro
fuiely advised that should the state
guarantee Interest on the bonds It
could not lose a cent. He was told
that the security is such there is no
possibility of loss.
If the projects are so nicrltotous
and the security so ample, why do
the prospective bond buyers hes:tate
to buy bond without the state's
endorsement? They expect to buy
the bonds at a discount and the
bonds draw six per cent interest.
Yet the buyers wou't take a project's
paper unless the slate agrees to nay
the Interest for a term of years.
They want the state to assume a risk
they refuse to take themselves.
Therefore their sanguine statements
that the state cannot lose are sub
ject to discount. Winn a man en
dorses a no'e the only course for
him is to assume he may have to
pay the note, when the slate guar
anties interest on Irrigation bonds It
will be wis,- to lake the same view.
Kast Oregonlan.
.jrvxsj u cool VM
The Great
American
Sweetmeat
CIS MIUE
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"!gtm:ji anery as ;(. rusmil torn li.e ooor
'-I :. t ,oai ha.l made him g.nn! ami sore, am
'' " ia.-r. ; litis IciU-r from, our oi'. Iv's a set
't'cr.tl''. !iei'V a sample of hw fun."
I ''''''. nh.u s matter, that you'ro I ''.: i : vr "It!
i't yen ui . v, hew nuich 1 neetl ? Pretty mhi'i I'll
'' ay ti! ceileg. an. I if I'm to m,:' , ..int.
' :l I t -:. ! it v- ;t'nu: holilu g up my h,t .' ...i'.-t
I r : i! '.' (hi come en atu irak. a ,w th. ! e..'il
I ' '' '.I. I'll he u,.ilii:g, d,i it !iov."
1 1 -''! I" 1 il M'.tefee. getting mtnhli"' f. el'y
II ' ' '' -t '-a!.! 'll'.cn (. ..f, n;y eves w ith tct.r.. v.v
r e l-tier lor i " ause ou've niti.l.' a l-tg
i .!. Why, it's sail enoii.,:i in
'" ' . e.. 1 hive tlmg (n ear
er i,i . ,i a Mol'uer sc.
1 l!:e sehbine; fit.;; t!ie
'' ' r i: i.-.'.l I. in !!y do his pari.
amit.;: lii.w l; the checks of KK
' ;iv f. i: on'll i .a! it Mufav .
a iiiiilec-:,
i ar li'ai
.! e letter (
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v ece s
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Old ..... ,x i,isjra a ir.aus
S; f
La.-Vbup. lady bug. tly asy home.
oi t h.mse .s on fire
An I ou- children shall burn.
La;!v l-ii( An! what's the use?
The l.o ice is insured avd the kids
ii.ivc uc.ic to tiic nicv.ia.
ecttrr ron.a n
f.lei t
d...iLt.
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n .is to trn little and
tie Irss: ro.v .f is to earn
'i. I a lot more.
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V. .- I fi-.rmed p is c.-t before more
i.ll.c (es fin well -informed girls.
fc"r.t
a -.l or.
rc-T cvmg
the
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TODAY'S MARKET
I REPORT t
Prices Pa a Firmtn for Produce.
1 Putter. .!. lb.
Him. i f.it. '3 ,.. nis.
1 r ii.e n.
II. its i iv. . ..,. . j;.;!,, 1:c 11(
111-' ! Itto.;. rs. So la.
V. al. dress, it vr , 1 ?e lb
Units, drcsse.1, 1J,-, K-o to 1S) lbs
welrht.
Co .-.. ,r!:a,.. ic.
Steers, prime, r.,-.
ii. :i, v. ;, ,,i pri!, ;in, ir.i; p.
a.ara bark. It).:. e.m.ais
t.'ar, l.il'l. 7'jc.
R.-tail Prices on Mill Products.
Ki. t me' . e". p. r lb. i,u oi 70
Jjy'- z ns sSj. :
iA?n fr.v c.iilknien are mar
ic.io.e tsty s;-e women too
te r.ormnn."
.V.e.i n- r I
V !
K i :.-rn eat-, j; la per le i 1!,;
Vli.ril-I. S ! ! e t, j .
0 .
or leo.
I'r.ii ii corn. 1 " to .'
' fi:.. ; , per 1.... : .
P'-ll-d bar'ev. V, r.l tM.k ,., 70 ,hj
1 !o.ir. a.vft . nt. i.;-, n,..
Vl.-nr. hard wheat. 11.9.". and I: 10
a sack.
A KAItl.i:
A was hu'itlnr; in a forest. A ter
rible .term rtsme up. He looked
around lor shelter but could find
none. It h. gan to rain in torrents
Kinally he found a hoilow log and
erawb -d tut,, it. The rain soaked
.......o-.i u e log. i ne log began to
contract. When the storm was over
'he man could not emerge. He strein
d with ail bis might, but the log
h.ld tight. Lxhausted. ,,. gave up
He knew that he would Hlnv in II,..
log a fd starve , d-ath. ' Like a
, urowning nun his whole life flah-l
d in ro.ro,:...,-, , tn. hil , spTial- j
lv his mt-tiik-S. He r. . I......
,i , , , , .... iii m i e(i ;
' '.ot paid up his stih-
S"!P H-Tl to the o.u- tte-Tim.-s Tl.i
".. s" sntall that he wa
Ti:.'. - ' U" Vi"liR t -totte.
I-' I lis h.t; ,,U xw f.)rirl.
-"a!.,r. Htid-oi, K.m trie St,n,..
I"l I Dot l Til I'll VI LTAITY
vt. I. IS April lit . c. or. .
J" b"s. eng. si.pl,,,,., ,,r,
."-' ' '! 'n-e ;,, i,:,.g,, Agri,-,, ;,...(
i)u-:r " "' K''iT-"
The charming country home of
Mr. and Mrs. 13. H. Rosenberry was
the scene of a very delightful enter
tainment on Ihe evening of April
12th, when the llellview; club held
its April meeting in the form of a
social musical evening at which our
most distinguished Host-burg talent
entertained in a manner which was
most enthusiastically received by ihe
club members and their guests. The
program consisted oft pip.no solo.
Miss Sinnoil; vocal solo, Doris Price
accompanied by Miss Derma "rice:
violin duet by Mr. Ott and Master
Ott accompanied by Miss Ott: la ail
ing by Mrs. ..Marsters, vocal duet by
the Misres Wickham, nc.-nmpanb d
by Mrs. lleinllne; selections on K.l
ison phonograph; piano solo by Mrs.
Heinline; vocal solo, by Miss Gert
rude Wickham accompanied by Kd
Ison phonograph.
The appreciation of the llellview
"lub was tendered by a rising vole
of thanks to the nbI- performers
after which the hostess served
dainty ref re.-hemnts lo the sixty
guests and mcm'iers of 111'- club. Th"
next meeting will be held at the
homo or Mrs. William Agnew. May
10th. nnd will he a business inci t
ing with the reading or a paper on
"Community Service" by Mrs. I'red
Hover.
Those present wtp: Mr. and Mrs.
Heinline, the Misses Wickham, Mr.
,,,a i,-e U'illium Oil. Master aad
Miss Ott. Mrs. Marsters. Misses peris
and i.einia Price, the Misses Sinnott.
Messors. George red Wm. l:r.v.-on.
Mr. and Mrs. William Agttcw. Mr
and Mrs. IMward P.oyer. Mr. and
Mrs. l-'red I'ovcr, Mr. and Mrs. .lohn
Hammond. Mrs. William IVarce.
; V-s. Wolliott. Dr. :--.! ,e
Miss Hannah havsr fe i:t"
Miss Ma'v Shor". i,. J,'r,
James Short, S-o.t r J
Orville Agf-e. M:is h-.- t,
; Gladys l.la-.vson, S;j5sE:.m
i Miss The ma P'tr t-r
' row- Hut-'Ii-'s, Hr. af Jp I
I Hughes, Mr. GwM 1 1
M. Uedt-i p. til, Kh la
K. Hticar. .Mr. c(fci'fi.
Mr. and Mrs. feic.ii
Park.-r, .Vr. Jltifc'-stt ii
, Levi lace. Mrs. .laic ia li
'Iliiib y. Miss Ed-Sis-
I host and luUfs j; K
j H. Eo. nbi rry. ti it a,
j Miss It nth RosffWrr
HANNAH DAMtS.iC
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I notice:
j The C.cihbn F.ulf !.:;:
nut in anoihcr cbir. Mi. Iitat
op -t-aiiiur it. Quick !;.
1 :ird rnlirlHilts trfatarf. t
I us. lo nnd 33 ten BR"1
i cut. eia Winchffer K.
MATERNITY HOS!
0D9 W .larlfSfifl St
Mrs. D. CotwJ
Patients privileged
own accix
Oats that cook
in five minutes
Quaker Oats now come In two
styles the Qmck and the regular.
Quuk Quaker, perfected by our
experts, is the quickest cooking oats
in the world. It cooks to perfection
in -3 to 5 minutes.
Both have that mntcMcs fiavor
nhich has made Quaker Oats su
preme. Hoth are flaked from l jeen
srrains only just the rich, plump,
slavery oats.
But in 0ci Quaker the oats are
cut before Making. They are rolled
verv thin and partly cooked. So the
flakes are smaller and thinner that
is alL And the small thin fialtcs
cook quickly.
Tctl vour grocer which yrm want
If CW Quaker, look for "Quick
on the label.
Quick
Quaker Oats
Cook in 3 to S minutes
Pure
Candies
This Week 5f
Is High Gloss !
Candy for P
All Absolutely Frci
Delicious
AH Uur w ": - e
r,,mn!.-tear.drre--v'
of Pure Sur
: Creams
Meet Vour Frr3J;
fjig Soda toi-"
Lunches S:n-5
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The m
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