Roseburg news-review. (Roseburg, Or.) 1920-1948, January 06, 1922, Image 2

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Newspaper Page TextPAflE TWO nosEnnwj KKw-nKTEW, fmtay, jAxrAny n. 1022. ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW Isiued Dally Except Sunday. li. Wliu berly Jrt U. bate BUBSCHIiTIOJ KATES . tally, par year, by mall. .14.00 Jally, alx monthi. by mall S.00 DaHy, three month, by mall , .00 Oally, single month, by mall. ...... (0 tally, by carrier, per month 60 yeekly News-ReTlew, by mall, per year i-00 iiuurea as second-class luaner May 1, Ibid, at the posToHiciat Kose- burg, Oregon, under the Act of March X, 1(79. itoafcULlu;. oil, .l)., JXM AHV . lu-i-i. MEANING OF WORD '"FLAPPER." Some people inquire as to the meaning; of the yvoro! ''flapper," lpplied of late to young girls of a certain type! The most common ! ;xpIanation is that it arose from the slovenly fad prevailing , unong many of these girls, pf Jeaving overshoes unbuckled, so ;hat they flap as the girls walk. But such girls were called flap pers in England long before this .notion obtains its hold, so this :an hardly be the correct explanation. The dictionary defines a . lapper as a young bird which has not yet learned to fly. Prob ' ibly it was the sportsmen who .first .called the girls by this name.j is their first efforts to achieve their place in the world seemed a lttle suggestive of the early blundering flights of the game birds. These girls may seem awkward, but they have all the charm of outh and enthusiasm. After they become more sophisticated hey .will be less genuine. Modern life makes the inexperience of he flapper somewhat more obvious, because she is less in retire nent than a former generation was. The women'of former years ere trained to live lives of more reserve and seclusion, tending :o develop personalities of a neut,ral ,type,'who broke no lays of -aste or conventionality, but were .not very interesting. -The nodern flapper goes to the other extreme. She is educated for jusiness competition, and must meet men on even terms, and she laturally becomes familiarly acquainted with , a jot of rhen. 1 She oses something of the elusive charm of the former generation, but ier .buoyancy and activity and good cheer win friends. She iio onger emulates the violet, and sometimes is in danger of becom ng' as conspicuous as the sunflower. She may' seem jioydenish, mt if she has good breeding she develops refinement, without los ng.the initiative that is characteristic of her age. ' ftruneljbicftW '8 (jMD V.KM.N'U 'OLliJ4 Keeking fmne on tlic highways and byna) In quite some Job these days but jo eil. lias the dlliiicfiun of re- ccnlly naming a HhoeNhlnliig parlor anil today we ree'd a blackhaud let ter through Uie mall. Our fearless policy of publishing intimate tucm eoiiceriilng our oun toutftiieople has placed uie lire or ye el. in jeopamy. W e are nijt going to be intimidated even after tlie nriival of the threat ening inlsHlle this a. ni. The hand writing, which is in a barber's cramped hand, and the drawings of a skull and cruNAloneg, bearing the trares of a dentist's handiwork, re veals the Identity of the perpetrators of tills horrible crime. We have placed "Two CJun" Hopkins on tlieir trail and before the sun Kinks In the west .tonight e are hoping to have them incarcerated and safe from the prying eyes of all humanity. This letter, bearing the' earmarks of Illiteracy, is as follows, together wnn tne gruesome signature: "Mister I'rune I'll kin's You Bet ter looka out you maka much a talka hi de pane we no Ilka nuika da .bomb we trow puff upn go i'rune i'lck." Signed THE PHILOSOPHY OF BROTHER OSTRICH. There's something almost human about the ostrich, father ;han face the unusual, he buries his head in the sand thus expos ng himself, rather 'recklessly, to .the whims of happenstance, re narks a trade journal. ' ' "' . ,' Isn't that just like the phap who ducks under t;he sheets th ninute the furniture creaks? Lots of folks shut their eyes when ;hey need them most. Jn ;he matter of buying something,' for instance the Important justness of spending hard-earned dollars. Who gets the most for hrajatoney? .The man who buys blindly or the fellow who reads advertising and disepvers the thing he really wants and needs'. ' Who is the most economical housekeeper? The woman who buys haphazard, or the one who reads advertising and puts her household purchasing on a business basis ' There's no denying the great value of advertising to those who read it. It protects you against fraud and inferiority. It tells you what is new and good, making you a wise buyer. It saves you money by pointing out for your' consideration only the best pro ducts. ' , ' . Read the advertisements don't be an ostrich. France, Holland and other of the lesser naval powers strong ly defend the use of submarines in warfare, on the ground that Ihey are the weapon with which a weaker nation can defend itself, without having to build costly dreadnaughts at an expense of $10,000,000 apiece. But the world pays an awful price for the privilege of using submarines. It is a mean and dirty form of warfare. slt attacks women and children and old men, equally with the fighters. And besides that it prostrates the shipping in dustry. The peaceful merchant vessels on which the nations de pend for commerce and food are indiscriminately sent to the bot tom of the sea. The submarine cannot always tell what kind of a flap it is attacking, nor what kind of freight and passengers its victims are carrying. Submarines ought to be outlawed, and weak nations should bo protected by international agreement, rather than by using so mean a weapon. -o The total production of gasoiine propelled vehicles up to De cember 1 exceeded 1,500,000, and the total for the whole year will be close to the record and possibly exceed it. Signs like these inaiuue mat uie business depression has been considerably exair rosnerous. I u sum a sum oi money in this means of transportation. While the majority of these cars are used primarily for pleasure pur poses, yet all these machines improve the equipment of the Ameri can people. They save time and permit business and civic work to be carried on in a much more economical way. They facilitate all kinds of public and private enterprises, besides providing mil lions of people with a form of outdoor life that builds up tlieir physical condition. a "After this I'll only answer the matrimonial ads In the i'ollce Ga zette," snlil a well known Ibweburg bachelor today, who until yesterday luid been mourning the long of the "mall order" Judy who fleeced the Medford man out of 700 bucks. The Klks held their regular shin dig last night and In spite of the fact that a tew brothers with number elevens were present, a "good time was luid by all." '' A filliim play with a snappy title and a sex plot get a bigger crowd than a travelogue picture. Speaking of woman's place In business the loose leaf system was Invented by Eve. '" We are told that the wav to make a line is to stretch a point. . Knocking men have ont been able to keep skirts from becoming short er, but knocking knees luive. ' ft "Letting (ieorge Jo It" Is the pass-word of the order of "Buck Passers." ft ft You can't always tell what a news paper rejiortcr thinks f you by the wny he writes. ft ft Just after you get done adding up your Anias bills the income tax man comes along anil adds another grumble to your already long list, ft ft ft A newspaper writer says that blondes will be extinct in two more general ions. Thnt where you're wrong, brother. We'll have blondes just as long as Uie drug stores sell peroxide. ft ft ft The kid that plays hookey from school usually gets a darned good licking from the principal and a bet ter one when lie gets home. Hut we remember very distinctly how we were willing to undergo two beatings Just to get a day off from "readlu,' rltln' and 'rttlmuitix." ft ft I We have often beard jx-opln snyj "The world Is becoming worse." and even though we read dally of mur ders, suicides, bigmiiy and robbery we have always replied, '"TIs not so, '(Is not so." Hut wo changed our minds. Yes. we've got to admit thnt j this old universe, stcccd in crime ' and all sorts of viciousuess is gmd- imlly becoming worse. Why, only this morning one of our prominent citizens walked Into our sanctum' smoking a culieb cigarette. ft ft ft "Kosoburg Is noted for lounge lizards" that's the way the modern geography should read. Of course. no one would admit being a couch cootie but you nil know that you can IMilut to that variety of species very easily. , t ft I nmomi l)e Ynlera tossed up the sHinge today and bid farewell to his Job as "president of the Irish repuli lie." We wonder what lOnmonn is going to do now. Some llollywitod gerated. The country on the whole must bo m-enprmw in w ! TTZT " l,!! gr,,b ,,,m Koo is the name of one of the Chinese delegates to the arms con ference and we'll bet that when he gets Into an argument with the other foreigners the talk would make any one koo-koo. ft ft ft The wife of a careless man Is al most a widow. ft ft ft The r-elioti sney Joint and chink iniimiry mat once nourished on Uie fly leaves in buth the front and back, and nowhere uo I find a single advertisement. Lset us sing liyiun number 07." Turning to the hymu he read aloud: "Hark, hear the heavenly voices ring Uunkem's pills are Just the thing. ' Angels voices, soft and mild, Thu for man and one for child." ' ' ' ' -' I-'orbea. ft ft ft j'UMi:. Khe had those great big dreamy eyes, ne mna mat makes us guys. Have slgtts. And then she rose and left the box, he yaps all turned as cold as rocks ,vroui sox. ft ft The man who la ruled by bis teni per is seldom temperate. ft nti Here we gets a letter from a senator addressing us, "Wear con stituent." Jow, mister, you may be our senator and all that, hut we don t think you got no call to use names like that to us. ' ' ' , Man a man who lias failed at everythbig he has tried, still thinks ne would make a good public officer, ft ft ft LAFR n:iiKI.si SEZ: "A local feUer went out to see his girl who was employed as a clerk in a d' ;oodH store. Ho kissed her and she aid. 'Will tliat be all?' " Don't forget Hall and Son's garage still have a bunch of Rogers' Silver ware tickets (0 give to customers. - 1 P Home Orchards Need More Carp CORVAIXIS, Jan. r-"PubHc nui- sance is the term applied by Henry Hartman. associate nrofnr nt hort iculture, to any home orchard, the owner of which does nothing to keep out InseclB and diseases. It Is an eyesore to en thrnneh the Willamette Valley and see the home orchards," said Professor Hartman. Often you can find two or three acres producing nothing at all. All farm and home orchards in the state are in a had way and many of them in the valley are a menace to the com mercial orchardists." Most home orchardB are too large, thinks Professor Hartman. An or cbord of a dozen trees well taken care of Is better than several acres Of trees given no attention. Trees in a home orchard may be Bprayed and trees kept clean at an average coat or 50 cents a tree each-year. A defi nite spraying progrant'should be fol lowed and a thorouglv'jol) done, Pro fessor Hartman advised. Just one spot as big as a dime may be the means of Infecting till home orchard1 (0 San Jose scale. j Professor Hartman, ' recommended arsenate of lead as a spray for all biting insects like the Codling moth. Ilme-sulfur'in a proportion of "one-toj -nlne" for San Jose and orchard shell scale and nicotine sulfate "1 to 1000" for aphlds. j AROCHD THE TOWIT . Don't forget Jlnll and Son's parage 1 still have a bunch or Rogers' Silver- ( ware tickets to give to customers. D. S. Heals of Riddle arrived In this city yesterday to spend a short time here attending to business mat ters. Jlr. Heals is registered at the Umpqua hotel. This pre-lnventory sale counter has been reduced tq a fraction since the beginning of this sale. This same counter will be heaped up for Friday and Saturday. Get first choice. Dell Millinery. (Harry C. Hays, state manager ot the Overland Automobile company, and Tat lllake, his assistant, arrived here yesterday to visit the Overland representative here. They are regis tered at the Hotel fmpqua. Among those registered at the Ho tel Urnnd are the following: R. D. Way, .Myrtle Creek; A. 11. Culver, Eupene; James N. Henderer, Elkton: C. H. Carye and wlt.i, Medford; K. M. Renlro, Tiller; H. Shellnharger. (Hide; and Carl Coleman, Roselmrg. ' Mr. and Mrs. W. P. Hawley and son, Wlllard P. Hawley, Jr., and Henry K. Tutey. all or Oregon city, stopped over night here last night en route to Oregon City from Los An geles by automobile. W. P. Hawley1 Is owner of the Crown Willamette Taper Mills in Oregon City. The1 party was registered at tho I'mpqua hotel. Ik-. ' ' , ' - 'i I I ft S - ' S -' " IjH " s. v t a i (f GHER-RO Hard Wheat Flour What would you do, If you wanted the best bread. Would you use Just any that came to your head? Or would you wonder, and figure out The very best flour n your route? FLOUR Oct 'a sack. 2 an n 49 In. (It's Just right), sack at your crocer's. TcViilniieo (l..il- 41.. .1 . ,L .... . Hose street Is tcstiiv ldiig dis-l i.vuitnce that the gates to the political arena are now open! mantled and the amma of (Mental is the printed literature received in this city today announeinir s Uw" P7'i" C"1 aimosphen-, the rnntlifl'irv nf f Tl I 4-- u"1 i iniirh lo the disgust of tho nelgh- vne cantii(i.it 01 J. I). Lee for governor of Oregon. As the pri- Ih.m. ft 9 ft 1n In Vnniiiuii I. 1 ....1 . l. . . fllW ll-lllUII!g IU i.i.i:iea 4lre tmiy a lew months in the distance all those persons uhaiuus id gei ineir cause before the people throw out the lifeline. Lookers-on can afford to stand idle and amused when two six-year-old lads settle their differences with puny fists. Ut one small urchin pick up a brick, and bystanders interfere. When Uie urchins grow up, they still fight if they will, provided they use natures wea,,0nS. Uut let one take a pistol or a knife, and the law says '"No. rossibly nothing inclines a mans mind more toward murder than having hu i balky automobile surrounded by a crowd of grin ning urchins while he is trying t0 start it. enoiiKli elder has been made Ibis season for pickling purposes. We fairly pulse with rvpccinnry as we eagerly ask whether It Is dill or human arlcty thai Is Intended, ft ft fl THE AKTH I, ADVKIITISKK. A Will ndteitlser offered his rhnrch free hymn Isniks If (hey would consent lo the Insertion of his advertising. ' They accepted the tiffer Mini got tho lijmn lks. On tho following Sunday tho min ister announced: "llrelhron and sis. Ier. we will uses our new hymn Ixs.ks this morning. want to' say that the gentleman who so kindly donated them ha rirrlcnrod a thaugr of heart. 1 have looked thru km rOWT.n AND LIGHT TLAST Howard Chllg rhono rt:t.I-J.t. Itoaobar, 7" H HUMAN KVUTZTI.SCH, Milwaukee, Wis. "When it come3 tb eating, working and sleeping I'm Hire a different man from what I was a short time ago, said Herman Kurtztlsch, 406 Nor ris Place, Milwaukee, with the Northwestern Lire Insurance Co., in relating his experience with Tanlac. "My whole system was about to give way us a result of two years constant suffering from stomach trouble and I was so run down and worn out I was hardly able to work. I actually dreaded to eat, as after every meal I suffered so terribly from heartburn, and I was so ner Tous I got little rest day or night. : "If it hadn't beea for Tanl.ic I'm firmly convinced .J would have bad to resign my place. It came to my aid in the nick of time and I am strong for It. Tanlac was worth nt least fiftjt tim03 what It cost mt." Tanlac 13 sold In Roseburg by W. F. Chapman's Pharmacy and by leading druggists everywhere. Misses' all-wool union suits, 12 to 16 years. Few left at a low price, $1.50. Bell Millinery. The Hope of the World Alillipns Now Living will Never Die" -JUDGE RUTHERFORD LIFE, perfect, limitless; with a regenerated race; on a restored earth; with a corrected climate and llfe-perpeluatlng food; under a government which will satisfy the righteous desires of every living creature. And it's Here, at the door! The portals of the new age are swinging open and many will enter and never die. ' Is It any wonder that we have to tell it again and again? How could one in possession of this priceless knowledge remain silent? The very stones would cry out. ' ' . You can by no means afford to let business or pleasures or anyone deprive you of the solace and benefits enjoyed by those who have investigated this timely and heart cheering message. The oppor tunity is provided in the lecture by W. fl. PicKerin AT MOOSE HALL IIOSEBIKG, OREGON'. January 8 at 2:30 p. m. No Collection SEATS FREE AnprxD the Ttnvjr Saillo beside a fire of Page's coal. Buy coal at Page's and bo com fortable and sweet tempered. Mr. and Mrs. Ilernie West, who enjoyed the holidays visiting with relatives and friends at San Fran cisco, have returned home. on Guaranteed ANOTHER new frock," Jt you Inquire? "No," replies the Glrl-who-knows. "Just one of my old ones Dry Cleaned and Ireshened up by the Roseburg Clean ers." "Isn't It wonderful how they do their work?" Send us YOUR frocks we guarantee you'll be equally pleased. OSEBURG O CLEANERU J. V. Dll.I.Altl) 308 N. Jackson Ml. Phone 472 R There are no Safer Investments t 'A This Is how Government Bonds have advanced within the last six f. g months. Uncle Sam pays dollar for dollar and interest, If YOU f g give him time and encouragement. So will Municipal Bonds such f K as we are offering. Noto the advance in Government Bonds within S j the last six months, as cot. forth in the following table.' S June 20, 1D21 to Dec. 20, 1921 Gain 5 f Liberty 3a $S8.02 . 93.66 f5.64 5 4 Liberty 1st 4s 87.40 ,' 96.70 9.30 5 4 , .Liberty 2nd 4s 86.56 96.10 9.64 t & Liberty 1st 4 Us . ....v..' S7.K0 " 96.80 9.30 f. S6.72 . 96.20 9.48 I ' 91 46 97.64 6.18 I 86.86 9t.s60 9.74 98.40 100.02 1.62 A 98.40 100.02 1.62 B Liberty 2nd 44s Liberty 3rd 4 Us Liberty 4th 4 Us Victory 48 ... Victory 3s ... PUT VOUIt MONEY TO WOKK, POX'T LET IT LAY AKOUXD IDLE! I'OIl SAFE INVESTMENTS SEE RICE & RICE, Investment Brokers WANTED! Farmers and Fruitgrowers who expect to use nitrate or other fer tilizers this season should sid in their orders AT ONCE. Also for tile or wire fencing. Farm Bureau Cooperative Exchange NO JOB Too Small or Too Large Plumbing; AND Heating SCOTT BROS Phone 407 Main and Oak DRY CLEANING is the economy way itdoublcsthe ser vice, w?ar for your garments Our Auto Will Call Phone 877 Different From The Rest ! The Peerless Electric For Long Life they have no equal, the best light globe on the mar ket. A style and size for every pur pose. You can save by using the PEERLESS Everything that is Staple in Hardware Churchill Hdwe, Co. r.ostxrnn. onnco.x. Did you ever stop to think ? Churehei nay be tlosed (six days In tha week) : , chooU two daya; the post office Sundayi and holl-' days; the banks and stores ditto. But onr plant neTer knew a day off, not ercn an hour 24 houn a day. Tery day in the year, erory year of your line. Doom or panic, winter or summer, day or night, our planta are on the Job to keep you supplied, to keep yott eom- f ortable. EVER THINK OP TI1IST Douglas County Light & Water Go It. M. JEMMNQH. Msnnger. Own your own homo, and see how much better you feel. Pae Lumber and Fuel Co. has material to build thcra and lad to heat th2m; T. J. Lovell was a guest at the Umpqua hotel last night; - Mr. Lov-sll is here from Tiller for a few days attending to business matters. Children's wash suits, size 2 to 6 years, light and dark, collars; regu lar $2.50 and $3 suits, for $1 each. Bell Millinery.