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ds 111 "i" hands f tho...' V HUMOROUS QUIPS Busting Things Up. There n a fellow got a hunch That he u very strictly It. Jim to get even with hlfl boae lie quit. Tt.o boil h bore It wondrous well. l.'e ntver untied or moanvu or swore, llut said. "Aa you no out don't alain The door." The other boys about the place 1- d not co ir.oini: r.tucU t'.Mii d.iy. Tiny lauhei) and auld goodly and drew 'ilKir pay. IIi thought: "They do not realize Ytiat I have left them to their I He. Su much th? better. Ll them l.a...i. but waltV" And then he ambled down the etreet ,tul tonP.d' ntly told the tovn. "2ww, fellous. UHtt-h nnd ee the boas Full down." Bo-rchow nr other thtnjs wer.t on; 'i l.e buelnera did n-t to a:-aari. Tb boa T.ct m.i:ni as he grabbrd The lasn. r-.l even' day the fallow met . t it- fi icr.J .o did?) I I:now he'd quit Aj. ! dum t care Mid u.idii'1 rote A Lit. It i.iher stunned ht-n that the world tnt boom:n.? on ihr-uch day and night As nil n when he tiaed to kevp it rigot. 8ienrwr tv. tc isn't rny man l-'or wl..m the whole vreatlon squirms. And got tr.- a cluster round a )ob 1 iKe k?r:iia And wh" cu up and leave your place And th::ik the whota blame worka will qui: The Joker tir:lcra: "Tag. old man! You're It!" The world gcee plugging, plodding on, Aa uncoi'.citied as It can be. If yoet m. j i ntloned some one asks, "Who's her" St. Paul Dispatch. Rather Stiff. "That Is u rather ailff assertion,'1 said Senator Cut-tin at a dinner lu WashlitRton of a reciprocity argument. AO. f. W. Kixrburg Lodge So lrMeets I he 2tnl and tin Moik1hi in eitrh uiouth at 7 uto p. in . tu the r'oivMer'a Hall. All memtur tu good Ktauitlug arc Invlud to at-W-lul. J. V. UnwflL, M. V. K. H. !.,. x, Kevotder. BP. u. Kl.kf. Koseourg lK.He, tvo.3 Jfrllolds regular rommuutcatioi,. a: the Elks leuiiile ou .'tid aud 4th l hurtilays ot . ech month. All members requet-u-d to atteud ri-guiarly. and allvlmiug urotbers are cordl elij IutiuhI toatteno. S. 8. JONEI'llmON, E. It. II. C tLici'M. necretary. DKUKKK t)P HO.NUK MyMIe Lodge No. 1 Meeta 'ilul aud 4tb Mislay eremiirti. ol eacL monlh lu the it.lj 1VI.hr i 'I'l-tnple. Vlallltis weiuoera ror.tiaiiT tuviu-d lu euvud. All l.ANI-oN. . ul ti p.. H. I.kn.h. Kec. MaIu kiKK. Kecetrer. EAl.l.KS. Koeebiirg Aerie meeta In their hall on jHrkeu. M, 'i.d and Uh Monday e reu liiaa of ea h moMh. kl H eeUnk. Vlmi. Ing bietbteu tu Rmd t landing alwnv welcome. (t. Wi KllllM.IOS.W. I'. rhol.e MlKil SASAt. .ui.u w.r'kc O.O.F., rhiltMnn lHise Nn Mwti ni ! trc,-:. , ,-murtln. cTfiittiR ot ecb week. Mt inbtrs ot cm urtior lu m inl ii.iiua. r iimtiM u itc ml. J. r Ci-mmin. N. U. M M. MiLi.kB. K. b. IO K , KUHlg MAI Vuil un brethtTt". imp every KrI.Uy vvtuiDK n. II AMM.'SU, . i. . MKlt HLK. K. ! I IO O V . Initin ttnini'unut No. t-Mu ill l-1.1 fVlliiW' Irmii .t ih- . ....I ...i .u.. ..... riruiii".tl run a mouth. Vt.il- F K. rtBKlKl. C. P. M l-KKN WOOIiMKS OFAMKKU-A, Myrtle 1U11 ot itir-in rvrn .nil aixl 4th tuonih In Hi Mi.ra. t'. H:i. (Htrui r l iiii liniud to wmi our lamp. t'Hti MrKlHiSNT.toimul H Ml liw, t Ifik, MO I KK.V HKOIHr-KIIOOlMiK AMKKKA.i Isllli.n tut-iubnt ft.wrtyit wcUoinv. 1 W ki..ht l-'remi-nt A. L. lHi-KJiiv. tcr'Ay. 0V.. . K.-twtnr, ( nAptir No f- H Itirll tiutr mectnif on :t aii.Urt Tluirr-Uy In rch Month i-tmi nirmlnTf to fvM HAuJiiif arc rmptt.tfuhy tnviteJ u l- tUtl. K ft, -M.MMB in o.i.i tv. i rmitlr Tf tt Ti.M v m rmr,i v ..'.t llr auJ ttrrlhrfo iiit.u .1 to atiru 1 MRja.il J. I.t Np.n M R. I'Fil t Avt Mr M 4ht t. i Tiuru lOIMF Of TH1 ORl.p l mp No. I " RwtHTr lit in i i Mon ii" Tenia!. ViunBiDriffhtmiwT.w.n,IB it ViAErcMeVi - - - WOMhN OF WiHIIH RIFT, I liar rirr' Xrv -Mftu,.0 ui.DtiJM Nou.ii,v,mt nl e-h Booih At I KM F?lloi' H U liS" ,JO'1 ,lJ'n ,r' atsa ua-rtiati.e-rct. 8 R. "aa caeLfiaia. tiers "That, lu fact, reminds me of one of our Kansas stories. -What In that tall eblinney forT aald a visitor to Knusus. pointing to farmyard. 'Ia somebody puttlug up fnctory In this lonely quarter?' "'No.' was the reply. That's, Just Joe Miller's well. Cyclone turned her Inside out.' " Washington Star. Playing Safe. "Ton seem to lie rather fond of swlss cheese." remarked the dyspeptic. "I always thought cheese with holec In It was indigestible." "The holes are." rejoined the man who lintl Just finished his fourth sand wich, "but I uever eat the holes." Chlcapo News. Why It Isn't In. "Got your coal In yet?" "1 should any not. Do you think I'm a cheap guy? When I want coal 141 let the neighbors know that I can afford to pay the tap irce for It." tietrolt Free Tress. Awful. "Well, have you thought of a sen tence containing the word dynamite?" asked the teacher. "Yes, sir. My sister Rose wouldn't let you kiss her, but my sister Dinah might" Itoseleaf. . On Proof. "I fear that I bare not gathered suf ficient evidence to convince the court of any client's Insanity." "Vcrhnps the court will regard bla employment of you as evidence." Houston l'ost. The Real Thing. Stranger Have you a good hair ton ic you cnu recommend? Druggist (prohibition town) flare Is something that Is sioken of very fa vorably by people who have drunk It. Tuck. Could Be Avoided. "Doctor, 1 really can't afford to uu dergo this operation. I haven't got the money to pay for it." "Oh. In that rase 1 guess be necessary." Chicago lteeord Tier aid. Never Fired. ' "Cook, did you May long In your Inst place?" "I never stays nowhere long enough i to tie dlschargftl. I s one of theseijus, Dhone 13, Douglas County Mills, here flreless cooker." Judge. Sartorial Finance. Mrs. Knlcker it iMi't what you pty for clothes tltat makes ji ti well dress ed. Mrs. Itoeker No. Indeed. It's what you owe. New York Sun. 8af. Rnron You y tf- n snfo nllroad? Ent'tTt- Oh. very. You so you vnt't own the window-; iva'i-muitly vo ! can't K't nny clnUTH In your eyes. YontuTs Statesuiain. Helps Som. "The itroft'-is.ir fyiys that music we-s a pmit nV.L Hossinl." "Whafs KiMilni?" "Thnt N pn-lmbly Italiau fur 'rosin." Aa a Bonus. Yaitr. d you sorre potnto irith chh ki'ii?" "No. ir. tuu if you buy a potnto we throw hi a hiVken."- St. I.ouU To-st- Good Mixer. "Wombat U Tory rmpnirr. Yes; when nnyUnly te!l an old vry he t un rut op n pretty com1 Intl ttivn of a la ujib. Kansas City Jo ir nal. Cold weather is apt' to cut,don the quantity of nilis. old Bossy has been giving. Try this: Make a good hot mash of brand and ground wheat and barley, add a small amount of oil meal and a pinch of salt; stir well and glv In me-llum doses two or three times a day. The results wtl! surprise you. Make sure of the 'quality of your ingredients by buy ing them from the Kochdale. ' Columbia River Orchard bonds. hearlns: 7 per cent annual interest. ,for etchanit. at par. tor farm lands. The Mad'er Mortsaee tt Land Co., ... uAw IWti.nH nM '10 Sr-iding Itidtj.. Portland. Ore. Piano aati.factioa la obtained by letting Stone tune yoar plaso. Pbone 2SS-R. dtt WASHES A Tl ltKl'I. IX TWO MIN'l'TES. A Guaranteed Wawlier .10 - Ilelng I'sed In and Near Itoscliurg. The Wonder Washer, due to a principle of suction In Us blade washes a tubfull of five sheets In two minutes on the average. We tell you why and let you try the machine at our expense. B. W. STRONG, The Furniture Man. Dressmaking Will go out by the day or sew at home. Fancy dresses a specialty Miss Mabel Stone, 717 S. Hamilton. Phone 288-R. LOCAL NEWS Have Arunde tuna It. Think of It, piano given away at Josepbson'a. dtf Have Arundel rune It. tf "Pride of Douglas" and "Queen City" flour bring results. Ask the Douglas County Mills. Dbone 13. dtf Have you seen the piano at Joseph sons? dtf The price of foodstuffs bas come down at the North Side Grocery, dtf The best of hair brushes at best prices. Hamilton Drug Co. The Roseburg Book Store is head quarters for Waterman's Ideal Foun tain Pens. They are the best. tf Ask for piano certificates at Joseph son's, Rolled oata and Barley, cracked and whole corn, wheat and all varie ties of m'U feed at the Douglas County Mills. Phone 13. dtf Empire Livery. Feed aud Sales Stables, Banks & Welker, proprietors. New rigs of all varieties, good gentle teams and careful drivers; also teams that are safe for ladies to drive. Blacksmith shop In connec tion; all work guaranteed. Phone b. Get your carnations, violets, potted plants at the Rose, or call up the Greenhouse, phone Suburban 97. I will be at the Rose on Saturday after noons and will be pleased to meet those Interested In cut flowers and plants. Mrs F. 1). Owen, proprietor dtf "Pride of Dougias,-' a Roseburg product, and "Queen City," a hard wheat article, made at Vancouver, Wash., are the two best varieties of flour on the market. Why use any other kind that costs more? If your grocer doesn t carry enner uruuu. and a sack will be dellve.ed at your homo. on Dr. J. L. Callaway, Ostopathlc Phy - lan. Abraham Building. Roseburg stela You Don't Have Go To Sea To Meat; markeI ji for Cement Culverts. Oment Sewrr I'lpm, sites to SS Inches. Cement building foundation end chimney blocks. Cement sldewaike aid crmeBt work of aay kind. I bare five or alz house I will sell cheap, as I want to ns the money in other business. See my burglar-proof window lock, lu O. K. See Pat's Elastic roof paint for leaky roofs. W build, more or repair your houses. Business buildings a specialty. Over forty years eiperlence In building. ANDTBUItDER F. F. PATTERSON 3-hnoI books and school supplies at the Roseburg Book Store. tf. S. K. Sykes nas received a itocn of bulbs from Holland. Buy one while tbey last. dtf Cement, Pressed Bridi AND An Inspection of stock and com parison of prices will convince yon that the place to buy la at M. C. Burleson's Plant and office corner Oak and Pine streets, Roseburg. Phone lit- Clean House Cleaners Know there is no Cleaner that will CleaD Cleaner than a Clean VACUUM CLEANER Have your Clean house Cleaning done with a Clean VACUUM CLEANER. Phone 79 and ask for the House Cleaning Department of !.i RnQphuro- Stpflm I fliindrv "tie KOSeDUrg Steam LOUnary WELL SKASO.NEU .V-D SIPEniOH lumber Is all that ever leaves our yard. For building purposes, cab inet makers and carriage builders we have the best quality of bo '.a. ' bard and soft woods In rich colon and in large variety. Our price r the best for superb quality that you can find In Roseburg. The J. G. Flook Co. Roseburg, Oregon. YOU LEAVE OIR MEAT MARKET with admiration f r the perfect clean liness which Is everywhere apparent. Your own kitchen couldn't be more free from even the slightest suspicion ot dirt. So there Is an added aatla factlon In coming In person to select the choice cuts we alwaya have ou hand. Give yourself and us tke pleasure of a II today. The Economy Market Geo. KohltiAKeii, Prop. To See PAT Build; llaterial
