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About The evening news. (Roseburg, Douglas County, Or.) 1909-1920 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 20, 1912)
The Quality Store The Four Keys to Our Success QUALITY CLEANLINESS SERVICE PRICE We are awake to your Gro cery Needs. We have Quali ty, coupled with Cleanliness. Our Service is the best and our Prices are always right. !B'8lUEJilfgWeK:U.'-WlllJ')Jllim.W.-- The Roseburg Rochdale Co. "What You Want "When You Want It" PHONE 145 STOP That'coughwith1a bottlejg of A. D. S. -jWHITEjPINE -j - Expectorant with Tar men-; tgtliolated, - - 25 and 50cts3 OSBURN'S PHARMACYi 1 M North Jackson Sheet Phone 1622SSj TREES I I f Can't Beat Dallas County Grown Trees i Italian Prune Trees. 4 to 6! ft. 1 yr old $140.00 per 1000 Apple 4 to 6 ft. 1 yr. $6 per 100 $50.00 per 1000 i Peach Trees, 4 to 6 ft. 1 yr. Pear Trees, I to 6 ft. 1 yr. $25 per 100 i 12 cents each $225.00 per 1000 i Cherry same price as Tear; 1."t of oilier sliitU, nil uti;i'iit.iMl true ! rilnio nnd llrst clnsfi. ' Wlil'll' I'S ANY TI.MH, WVIIIIN'.i IX Ol'lt I, IMC. Yoncalia j on I Southern Oregon Nursery, l A PARSON'S REMEDY By M. QUAD Copyright. 1912. by Associated Llt erory PrRi. Hr Only Requirement. 1 ffltno, Football! Foulbalin FootbalEl! See The Great Annual Game lieUwen the U. of O. and the O. A. C. At Albany November 23rd The Ivfl SUNSET I (OGOEN&SHASTAl I 1 I ROUTES I U&a nuthrir.otl a round trip f.-uo from Kodoburg and al points north tlu-tv.if, from Unuu-h Lino points nml points on tho CorvallU & K.istorn for Tickets on Sale' November 23 only with final return limit November 25 Call on nearest passenger agent for further information as to fares, train schedules, etc. John M. Scott General Passenger Agent Portland, Oregon j The widow Goodhue bud runie I from Michigan and ho t tied In n Con J uectlcut village. She wa a chHdl- woman of forty-five, and the riling.)- liked her looks and gnve her wi'lcoim. For five or six weeks all went well, and then the widow broke oot. A villager who bud done Home paint ing for the widow culled for his money. She opened (Ire on blm at mice. Aflet tougiie lashing blm for live uiiuiite? she picked up a club and drove him from the premises. She bad n iirdeu and she bud given a neighbor poruils Hion to cut the griisK for bin row. lit wan cutting awny when the woman de Hc-emled upon him aud gave him a cuff on the ear and rushed him out of the yard a much frightened man. The gro eer happened to be passing, and he halted at the gate to see the fun. Mrs. Goodhue walked out to him oud wild: "See here, you baboon faced son oi a gun. you trot right on or I'D break your knees." The grocer stood with mouth open and wonrierwl If be bud heard aright. "IHdn't I tell you to trot?'' demanded the widow us ahe whirled bhu u round and administered n kick that rufescd bit heels hJx Inches from the ground. Across the street a carpenter was building a fence. As be hammered away a shadow fell across his feet. Al the same time a stick fell upou hU bend. "What! Whnt'H this?" he asked ai be whirled around. "Too much darned noise!" replied the woman. "Why. lady. I have got to hammer k the nails." 'Then I've got to hammer yon wit I", this slick!" And she sailed In and drove him from bis Job. and. like the grass cutter ami j mil grocer, m wear, away to sprnaa lUi' lupurt nun i iiu uiunw fiuoimut uau gone plumb crazy. The facts In the matter later reached the ears of I)r. Heazler, the oldest practitioner In the county and an acknowledged anlhoriiy on mental diseases, aud he made a call to see how hud the case was. Mi' found the patient seated on the llont in the middle of the room, with hei hnlr down aud a broken chair beside her. At the first glance he decided thai she was crazy. "Well?" she asked nfler they had b tu red at each other for half a miniuc "You are not fee!lg very well?" tic half queried. "You are an Infernal Mar! Kh. promptly replied. Ir. Ilcnzler smiled like the bloom on a bull thistle and sat down. As be sai down the widow Jumped up. lie rem. his peril in her eyes and made a holt for the door and got most of his Imdv outside before her foot hit the rest or It That settled it. The uewcomei was as crazy as a March, April or Mn. bare. She must be restrained. The law must be appealed to. The village j was agog over the news, but It nun something more coming to It. Next; day and before any steps hud beei' taken the smiling and good natural widow was asking the neighbor win he didn't cut more grass for bis cow Sho was at the grocery ordering a Ml hill of en I ablos. She was bowlne l Dr. ltea.ler across the street, and sin repaid three or four social culls. Crazy Why, the person that said so must l a horn fool. She was just lovely, sli was. Klve times In one year the widnw J had those ipieer spells. Then the p j Ie:u'nu Viitl;lus cutne from a iltst.imv of nine miles to court her and win lie; liaiiil anil cjhtv her oil' ( Medina. It was all done in six weeks time, ain! none of the villagers Hshil the wooer as to thnso strange spells lie h:ni been a bridegroom for several weeks n:nl was silll fee'tng niuMiy when one of tltom came on and uave him (lie surprise of his life He was eufl'ed and kicked down cellar and upstairs and out of the bottle, and fur two days tie ate raw turnips and slept In the lurn. Then peaee ami love were re viured .and all went merrily. There were four outbreaks before the ilea fin hoiran to think of divorce. Then he went (o hU pastor to tail; thintrs over. "She dfiesn't u.vt hold of llipior'r' ask ed the pa'son. "N-'t a drop: not even rider." "Was there Infinity In her family''" "She says not." " Deacon, yon run the house, d.in'l you':" asked the pardon. "Y e s. kinder-tttat Is. 1 guess do." "Vhi-h means that your wife does.' "I'm!" The pa of mi re Heeled for five min utes, and then fur five more he was Imi-s.v whispering Into ttie deacon's tLht ear. Tlnm the deacon sniped and nodded and went home. The next day the pursoM went on bis vacation, and it was six weeks before they met t rain. "Well?" asked the parson, ' She started In to have another.' "And you" "Gave her the gad- licked her good and stout." "And she" "Cuddled right down; said that was what ailed her-she wnnted n strong hand to boss her. She'll have no more siells." "I'm glad to hear It." "Hut. parson," naked the rteseon. with a puzxled took on his face, "how did yon know the remedy for such cases T" The parson didn't nay. He simply looked fit the deacon mid almost suit) ed find winked almost. "1 want a bathing costume. I don't mind what enlor. but please (shudder) let it he a warm one." -I'unch IIKST LOTS VOH SALK. Why, what are they, black mud or adohy? No. Some hill top? No. Oh, some aide hill proposition, I sup pose. Say will you please read the heading again before the next guess? IJest Lot. Oh, is your lots In West Rnsehurg this side of the State Sol diers' Hume on that nice level tract of free river bottom n Harvard Avenue? Sure, and its nicely plat ted into lots 50x100 and an Iron-clnd title of warranty deed and abstract goes with each lot. Terms as you desire. Sec me or phone 212-L. C. I). Mayiiard, owner. Password, "Invest ment." tf TitAl'PKIiS. If your want to get better prices for your furs than you ever got be fore, sell them to me. Highest prices paid for all hinds of fur at the 13111 ard store every Saturday, or will meet you by appointment. " d!2 CHARLKS AUER. TKAPPK11B. If you want the highest prices for all kinds ot furs, bring them to me. f nm buying fur an Eastern house. n. F. SHIELDS. Box G0I, Roseburg, Ore . HAYS HAIR, HEALTH 3 Restores color to grey or faded hair; Cleanses, cools and invigorates the Scalp. 3 Removes Dandruff-there-by giving the hair a chance to grow in a healthy natural way and stopping its falling out. Keeps hair soft and glossy. Is not a dye. S1.00 nd 50c t Draft Store, or direct I uoon receipt OI price antt dealer . Dome. Send 10c (or trial bottle. I'hilo liny Spedaltle, Co., Newark, N J., U. S. A. KEEPS YOU LOOKING YOUNG .., i.r.v.w.il.il J:..W'KI KV II AMIi.Ttl.V MIl'M OIJilMSi and v u:s n:i:s ii;r; r'VMi-wv r Attachable1 Type writer Stands For Sale At the ResbjFg Book Store PURE SWEET APPLE CIDER We Have The Well Known BRISTOL BRAND Cider Made From Choice Apples Only FOR FREE DELIVERY CALL UP PHONE NO. 186 ROSEBURG 50DA WORKS g A PLACE WHERE YOU GET GOOD THINGS TO EAT We do catering. Try us next time you have a luncheon THE GRAND GRILL Opposite Perkins Bldg. HOME:-What Is It Without . DRIFTED SNOW FLOUR The Best By Every Test Every Sack Guaranteed Per SacK - $1.50 Per Barrel - 35.90 Order a Sack Todav THE BENSON GROCERY 225 North Jackson Street Phone 184 1 I i.i linn if vmrt i iw in i hi mm in npiwiim nm ifimw ."W.JMBijJMijiiiiiijpjMujii,., V..V There Arc Tea People in 1 Ills City Capable ol rilling That Job! I Pel Vnis not that many rfM!y -fn-'fnl workers will real your nd on Its tirst pnb lfrntlon. Hut thoso who aro. Ht the nio:nint. "cilglble" for now employment, will ro"f 1t--:nl H1 he pretty sn ' ' 'o answer It. And to f ; rpa'ly efficient worker 1 t- ntid "gootl fortune" Klr Your Help Through 3 THE EVENING NEWS i LIBERTY'S .LIGHT -,y1.-f. . i rrmiy tlio freedom Hint eomca from imlcpendciire, and inilepeml enco enn only licloni; to the thrift mid sming. Young and old ought to have a bank account nnd liero is the place to have it. We welcome Indlrldunl accounts nnd are most ac commodating to our depositors. We offer lilieral interest comhlned with that securil thnt belongs to solid Institutions like ours. M Interest on Time Deposits First Trusfand Savings Bank