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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 28, 1909)
.,'(' & . h - V t ? (,' ! MARSH 60.P1K C1NT. VEGETABLE MATTER.; iPtWManaHHMMBaHBaBmBaB THE EVENING HERALD '. $ 4 -t . 4 olteaed Dally, Eacept Bandar, by the " HERALD PUBLISHING'COMPANY W. O. SMITH, Idltor SUBSCRIPTION Dally, ay pall, eat year..; lely, by Mll, six aseatB.. ?..... V.;. ... Dally, by Ball. Urea aaonths Dftfe.tr.'BttM. M.MBtk DaflydeltveredYy carrier, one weak ...... KLAMATH FALLS. TUESDAY. DECEMBER 28. 1909. THE MIME MINISTER. Arilga1Syrlgi rUpnsibl For This Inillth Official. So long aa the sovereign himself pre aided at the meetings of I be cabinet there was bo ebvlooa necessity for glv lac aay member of It precedence over the other. Bat from the accession of the ho I of Uaaorcr tht king ceased to take part In the deliberation of the caatatt. H baa bees aakL Indeed, by a lira BtateeaMB that, "with a doubt. IM eteepOoa to the time of Ueorse HI.,' no eerertlga baa been present at a ateetiac of the cabinet since Anne." The chance, like ao many other mod' Mcatloaa which hare been Introduced lata tht British constitution, was tbe raoatt of a purely accidental clrcum- ataace. George I. conM not speak the Baalish laagaage. ItVas clearly use- Mta for a atoaarch to be present at tbe BMattoaa of his coancllors when be 41 aot BBderstaad tht language In which their deHberatltM were carried a. Bat when tbe sovereign was tbna atetaaariry and habitually absent from the cabinet It became requisite, that Ulster should be chosen who preside at tbe meetings and report Ha decWons to tbe king. Thus the acesasloa of a foreigner who could aat caaTtres la EagUsh led to one of ' i' the asset BMBwntoaa changes In tbe . '" coastltatlOB. The act of settlement glrea England a foreign sorer ! the presence of a foreign sorer- ajft girt England a prime minister. Frta "Baaaya Political and Btograpa fmV hy Sir Spencer Walpola. araM-What did she aay when yoa taned oat the aaa aad kissed her? pert laid she felt as If she Btrer ' wasted It ase ay fact ageIa.-FbHa- WftjW MjagisMkfl sBBTVBVa) ajsBBjBBj m ' i snaVPJaWw srMflH VXTHMs OH CapMallst (saalllatly)-- I Pake Mia) Praaiatar Beyoad expee sBMaaa. Why. oM asaa. If a aasaytag ear a thoasaad auckara to tht tea at llssrarart- Puck. la she Enemy's Country. tabb My wlft sent me to a aaat sale last week, rtaa Did yoa set aay remaaatsT Btabb No. hat If I hada't seta tht aoar putty seoa they woald hare pick a at ap la wnsat -Chlcign Xawa. I Helping the Town Bf BaakBBS yaar asaasy aa a baak ka roar asm nnamaa My 1 aitfaaii tkt eaaaBwaMy's power to ate baalasaa, If asibatsatlsl farasara waat to borrow asoaey tfctro at aaoro to Kl yotr tootker X- PUeesI la a it to pa to work la ways that kelp alL The X r--r I first National Bank i r? of Klamath Falla It a good Bosk to pal iraar wtomew ia wfe Md reliable 4 -A MMSMMMMtMMMMtMMMMMMMMtttttM x c flu f An Added Joy to Xmas i r v 4 H BaJtMa to those whose thrift aad care hare glrea thea a ' fmasdj.AseesMi, Net sady does It provide thea with faatto for ' .fkatotans aapeases.'bat tt aire a seasn of persoaal safety awl , pTSlMtUa which adds addHloaal Joy to tbe cosaforta aad pleas c.fji.'i;: '!'. i rWiwto ifc ,1 aad kUTtaga nd . wa 'Bflaajipjpa -AfiMBBH, I ya'' JMl Vj . t rt.-i.i IA., "" LANDS RATES: 15.00 :.50 1.J6 SO 15 ! HIS M0NEY TROUBLE. He Qalntd a Dim and Thtn H Clf urd Up th Lot. Tbe next time Lionel, whose other name doesn't matter. Ret bit optics on an unattached dime he'll look tbe otb er way. For Lionel Is all peered up orer au adrcnture he bad tbe other nlght-an adrrnture that bad a dime for Its foundation and for which be enn blame no one but Lionel. lie re- hearsed bis money trouble Ibuswlse: "In a Broadway car I saw It-tho dime that was hoodooed. It lay upon tbe door of the car unclaimed and lonesome. No one else seemed to care to take It In and gle It a welcome, so I did. But eren as I reached for tbe bit of silver tbe trouble drama oened. My suspender anapped with the strain for. as you can see. I'm not built on tbe sunken garden plan as regards avoirdupois. Thereupon I reached back to gather the frayed ends of the busted surcluglc. still feeling for the chunk of white metal with the other hand. My watch, not to be shored out of tbe drama without a chance to do Its tittle part, dropped out of my pocket, mat ing a decided hit. Tbe crystal broke Into 7.800 pieces, not counting the one that I got In my Anger later. Tbe works mingled with tbe dirt and shat tered glass. and the case tripped gajly Into a corner. Just to show It was also Interested, a crfcctly good sllrer dollar bounced out of my waistcoat pocket and did tbe vanishing act- where. I know not. A fountain pen, all framed up with gold band, follow ed suit. By this lime I was giving tbe rest of tbe passengers tbe show of tbelr llres-and nobody coming across with anything but tbe giggle gag. And I couldn't vocalise ray feelings because there were ladles present. Holding on to my wrecked raiment and carry ing my assorted ruins as well as I might. I burled myself off that car at tbe nest corner. Then I beat It for a friendly retreat and totaled up tbe erent. The wreck bad set me back $41. but 1 bad tbe dlmer-Clnclnnatl Times-Star. A Cenelss Esplsnatlen. "How doe that man always manage to appear as tbe leader of you peopteT" "I suppose," answered Farmer Corn toisol. "that It's simply because he's smart enough to get ahead of as." Washington Star. asoaey away H to aurthsato astd saaaafartarera. Mate at Baak to aa Meal faaslly Sau. YOU are cordlaHy lavlted to Jobs tbe bappjr Sarliida Bank ! lrt Kf5 -' - ,-V h'-vvwb,,'( OREGON'S RICHEST KLAMATH'S HOIHTOX'M Ol'KRA IIOl'SK, OXK NT.CK. COMMUXCIXd MOXIMV, ni:iT.Min:ii :!Tth. 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( 'rJlnt J"7- ' JAMES KK Moaday aad Turwlay pnwntliig hU "IIKI.K fO A F1THI0TIC PIQ. The Queer Pst That W Adopted by a Rtglmcnt. Perhaps the str.iiui-t H-t tlut ever attracted a regliuiut's fancy was a pig. She attached beni'ir to a Ken lucky regiment on the nay to Invade Canada during tbe wur of ISIU. As tbe men inarched out from llur rodsburg one morning they tnuiviicrou two plgs'Oghtlng. Tbry halted to see It out When tbe march was resumed the victorious pig folloned the rr-l-ment When tbey eucjuipi'd at uiutil tbe pig baited and found a lnlter Tbe next morning the pig stnrtisl nllli tbe regiment, aud nhen It tnji.l tha pig halted. Day by di) It trotted along until the Ohio river tun reuclied A ferryboat trausportiil tli troois to Cincinnati, but the U swam the stream and waited on I lie other side until tbe regiment took up Its line of march. During tbe long tramp to tbo lake piggy received her full liarc of ra tions. Occasionally tbe men were put on short commons, but no one thought of sticking tbe regiment's wt. When tbey canio to tbe IjLe's shore piggy was offered a passage acrou to Canada. She refused to stir from Amer ican soil. When the campaign closed the troops recrossed to American soil, where tbey had left tbelr bones. As the line was being formed a familiar grunt "an beard. There was piggy ready to re sume tbe march. On tbe homeward way the pig suffered greatly from tbe cold weather. It crossed, however, tbe Ohio river and then gave In. Governor Shelby of Kentucky bad piggy conveyed to hi farm, and there she passed her days In Indolence and good living, honored as the regiment's pet Exchange. KNEW IT WOULD RAIN. And He 'Had a Substantial Basis For His Cenvietlsn. A mission teacher on the Bon cry, by tbe force of hi enthusiasm, succeeded In gaining tbe lutcrest of a well known lough, who begun at once to change bis way of llvlug, certainly to tbo sig nal betterment of bis worldly comfort lie wore new clothes, associated with attractive people aud experienced tbe prosperity of peaceful Ideas. The convert, though much regenerat ed, could not wholly abandon his for mer life, and tbe drift of tils mind to ward thing of tbe past came Into startling evidence, lie attended a nou derotlooal clu meeting culled by bis mentor for tbe special puroo of con sidering tho practical ways and means of promoting a monster basket plculc. An appropriate date for the picnic wus one of tbe matters to bo decided. Much to tbe general astoulsbment, tbe convert was greatly oposed to the date favored by all the others. A recess was taken to discuss tbe Issue more Informally, and tbe mission worker drew bis protage aside to Interrogate BUB. "It to going to rain that day," de clared tbe conrert earnestly. "It will poll tht picnic." "But how do you know It to ao cer tala to ralnr Then the convert blurted forth hto reasons helplessly, but with conrlc tton: "I bare It straight that Taboo'a peo ple wW start bar in tha third oa that Ttry day. She to out for a killing, aad I never koew ber to run that It didn't lala."- Tork Telegraph GREATEST BARGAINS .-.XK CO., lieaullful Keenlc 1'nxluctloii It HAXSO.MI.- HOW A HORSE GALLOPS. Tht Natursl Way and th Cortvtntlontt Pott In Art How dees a lior-r trillop? Owing to the rapidity of action II c.iunol Ik' neen by tbe human i'jc Houctcr. Just or the Individual Mjkt of n rapidly re rolrlug ln-i I can Ik- tnidr visible by a flash of lilutilny so the actlou of a galloping uorc cub be and lias been analyzed bi luslnntaneout photogra pliy 'I lie statuette of tysonby, tbe tbor oiiKbbrrd. ban been made from photo graphs taken nt the Instant when all four eg are off the pniund Tho back Is arched, the hind feet are directed fornard. ihe fore ftet liickn.ird, so that ull are tucked under the animal's UMly. When the limb again touch tht ground the lint to do so U one of tb bind feet, nblvh l thru! for fornard so as to form an acute uncle nlth tht line of th tKxIy and thus sene tbe purport nf n spring In breaking th force of the Impict of the hoof when tbe horse I golntr at top tpeed In the comcntlonnl mode of repre senting n galloping bone ail four leg nre off (be ground at once, but tie , front pair arc extended bad nurd In t such a nay (hot the iindersurfuces of their hoofs are directed fLynard. the Imdy being at tbe vama time brought tKMir the ground TbU couculional xo ni.ean to bnre Ix-en derhnl from n nog running, "lien the front and bind pilrs of legs nre respectively ex tendril fornnrtl and backward, with the soles of the hind feet turned up ward. Till oe. It l thought, nas adopt ed to rrprepiit tho gallop of the horse by the .'ildnuiltlm of Myrenae between 8(10 and lonri t C. nbenci- It nas Irnnttuittifl lir unr nf IVrnla and HI iMTln to China nnd .lupin, lo return In the eighteenth reutury an tbe re sult ol toimiicrt hi" relnllons to west, em I'.u rope-Chl go Tribune. Th Earwig. There Is no limvl nblrli lias puzzled nnturalM. ni In Itn proper clnnlflon tloti innre Hint: Hie enrulg. Kmne have aisertiil Hint It belong to the lieetles, of which It Is nu "aberrant tjpe," oth er that It ! connected with I he- grass, hoppers i:eu nbout Its very nnma there has been endless discussion. Borne han thought the namo earnlg Is the result of the creature's supposed habit of getting Into Hip ears, nhllo other aro equally certain that It li derived from the original name, which they nay was earwlng, from the fact that tbe wing when spread reombleH tbe human car. At all events, ono thing Is certain tho earwig ns wo know It now In n survival of an early typo of which almost ciory other mem ber has become extinct. Appropriate, A family of children, after Ihe usual Saturday night romps, gathered In th drawing room for music and singing. As bedtime drew near tho mother said: ".Vow, children, choose ono hymn to dnisu up with, and then you must all say 'Good night.'" "Let's hare 'Kre Again Oar Sab bath Close,'" suggested a bright little girl of about seven years of age. "Well, I think that would be mora suitable tomorrow eraalag," replied tbe mother, Vlh. hot von lsrTS alp our Bah. I bath clothe (bn Saturday, BiBBMByr-, -- "r-r - - w bMOonTatier, .... ... i SOIL AT $25 PER ACRE THE DARK OFJHE MOON. A Rttull That I Productd by th Light From th Earth. Man) people hau wondered why the pari of the moon that ri'lw" no sun- llcht l often tlilldc In . Ihe lerni , lieliig Ihe "old iniKin In the ym): union'-, tirin- The dark pari li eaull) 1 swmi n it copper ooloml globe reH- Ing In the bright cietienl. TliN Hint ne ee li nothing more or lem than the earth shine on Ihe moon. We ap pear the same nay to the moon when we are In that phaxe. and our dark part H nhire the moonshine npiH-iirs and the brhiht part of Ihe xuinhlne. The teuHiiii the copper color iipenr I tM'cuue UkIiI has to tnnerce the atuioihcro of the earlli three llmes oiue on louilng from (he huh to the earth, onre nhen rclli'Ued In Ihe moon and ngilii on lielng relleelwl Imik to u Our ntinoiphrre piw,"n,-i Hie ieeull.ir property of nliiorhlng the blue ni)s of thli while Mchl mid iil lonlng only the red mid orange In B HiroiiKli. Ihni rnuolug the iipMninee of nipiH-r color by Hie triple iiliort tton. An inUI thing couticitcd nllli 1I1U ptienoiiieiion. iIhmiuIi bating nothing to do nllh It. I thl'! That part of the moon nhlth npHnrs dark to u l- the same part of the earth that iippi'itr light to the moon nt any Mocltli-d lime, nnd thai pirt of the moon nlilrh ap pears brlsht to us i orrofiMiudn In the liortlon of the earth appearing dark in tho moon. Of coure It Is well known Hint Ihe moon glte-t out no light nhalever Itself, the inooiiihlne lielng merely the light of the niiii on ihe moon reflected to us. The same uppllc with Un earth In Its shine on the moon. sne that we do glte out glows, no doiihi, around great titles at ulgtt. on ac count of the enormous number of lights. One thing, however, In which moonshine excels the earth shine Is Its constant rhirnrtrr. Where the enrth possensos varying clouds the ohl moon never has mi) nt nil. -St. t.ouls lie public. Sswlng n!ls It Not Mutlcal. IlalU are tut nlth Kims-tiot ipiletly: not nt nil. 'I here U considerable rack. et underneath an elevated railroad In a narrow street, the xiibwny Isn't quite a lodge lu Home taut wilderness, but nctcr until I watched a toothless saw cut through n cold steel rail by trie Hon. melting Its wny-ynu ran see the smeared ends nflerwnrd-dld I eipe rlenre a nole tint my enr felt rnther than heard, says Kusene Wn 1 In Hue. ti-ss Magazine. The toothless saw nhlrlid nllh unimaginable speed, the spark showered like an enormous plnwheol. and the unwilling steel emit ted a shriek of agony tint nns like a Vireeful fiuccr Jammed Into my ear nnd i niching on my ennlnim with lis nail. It was like n brass band of a hundred pieces, each piece blowing frllluin. n nolo n half tone higher than Its fellow. I don't tare for such "tlose harmony." HOME REALTY CO. Watch this Space for "RIAL SNAPS" 1100 will locnto jou on a timber claim 30 mile from Klamath Kail; carries a million feet of saw timber. $125 will locato ou on a tlmbnr claim 9 miles from Klamath KaIN; carries a million feet of timber. $100 will locato ou on a homestead, In Yonna valley, 80 acres good timber land; 3 mllos from a school. AL'CTIO.NKKItH TIMIIKIt LXAIMH IIOMKHTKADh 'THK IIKI) KIIONT" Office, Main St. Phone Ml I WANT ADS. KOK I.AIK Miscellaneous. KOK SAI.K A car f rholcn HogTte rlvor valoy ni'lcn; llaldwlns, Now. lowns, Bwnne, Northern Spy, Bullion bergs, Ilclldowors and Hon Uavls. Hj.j i at onco nnd got tho best grown. MO HO AN ft aUil.KY, 21-tf Jacobs Illock. MIBCKMiANKOUb. DOAUDEUB WANTED I am pie liared to tako a few prlvuto board. crs. Miss h. Saubor, Main street, phone 473. FOR RENT 160 acres; Langoll val ley; fine wheat land; nearly all In cultivation; 4 -room bouse, barn, chicken house. Inquire 203. Tho Baldwin. 12.16-tf For Rent Butte of rooms In Btllts block; can be used for light bouie- Beeping, wilt Dry Qoodi Co. ABEL ADY AND UPWARDS.; ) Barney Qb-ofAC & Berry Olialvo For Men, Women and Children Flexible Flyer Steel Coasting Sleds ROBERTS & HANKS Phone 173 0sxss0 Don J. ZcawAir, lTesident Attracting htapj, flana. Klamath County Abstract Go. Surveyor and Initiation Englneera Mist E With sow, Secretary Klamath Falla, Oregon XXsXssa A Man is known by the Candy he gives. A box of Lowney's Chocolates Makes a suitable New Year's gift Large shipment just received at UNDERWOOD'S PHARMACY ("eeeeeee Baldwin Motor and Supply Company AtTOMOIIII.K (Mlt.Ulr: IIKIMIIIH AMI Hll'l'l.lrX KI.KtTltlfAI WIIII.Nd I'l.VMIIINfl AMI TIN.M.NO i Steam. Hot Air Heating HIIIIKIt TO HIIOW CAi?HMM'KllTVXHr HAI.K OK lit-: In tho County Court, Htato of Oregon, for tho County of Klamath. In tho Matter of tho Guardianship if wio rcrsons und Kslates of Krnes: Dale Soulo und Otey Boule, MInorJ! II nitniin.lni. I.. .1.1.. . . .. -r.riii, iu una couri iroill llio petition of itoao Otvy-Boulo. tho guar dlan of tho persons and estates of tb.i - "- "" iniiiurH, praying tor m order of salo of certain real ottatti be longing to tald wards, that it Is noci snry that such reul cstatu should lio sold; It Is henb) ordered that the no4t iiMir :rr foro this ourl on Baturdav. tlm ir.n. day of January, 1810, nt 10 o'clock .i. in. oi sain nay, In tho courtroom of his court, nt Hio coiirlliona.. in ii. town ot Klamath Kails, Oregon, then and there to show cause why an order oiumu not uo gmuloJ for th., ..i,. ,,f (ucn reul estate, And It la furtlior o.-dere.i ii.i.i .... Ifo of Ihlk order bo uin.ln t.v ....mi... Hon Horcof for Hie period of Hire.) ccks, beginning with tho 20th doy of ilecenibor. ISf.O, In Hie Kmtlnt! I orald, a dully nowspapor of genoial : rculatlon, pnbllohc! at Klamath ! alls, Oregon. mna10'1 ,hU 20lh d!ly of Dccrabor, J. D. QUIKKITH, Judo ot tho County Court NOTICK OF FINAL ACCOUNt" NOTICE I. hcrobyglven that tb., undersigned at ndmlnlstrator or the wUta of John 11. mil, deceased, bai PHONE 303 EASY TERMS 'l The Sled ateera that Main Street i 0 -., K M, llvss, s'lcekl're atstlTtrai Bit IrtaU, Etc. e o-Ave4AA.AA.. teteeeeeetttttweeeeee All Work (luaraalml. Main Hi.. Optir lUldwIa Hard ware (oiiiny, KUnuUi FalU, lire. I'honn Mi, and Hot Water i M fll(", '" "'" C"U",r CU,t "' KUra,b ' "son, ins ruiBl Acrniilil u he administration of said estate, ann Hist Hie court has Died Monday, lliu 27th day of Dccoinbor, 1909, nt Id o'clock In tho forenoon of said day at ho time and tho County Courthouse In Klamalh Countv. nn.,i,n n Dm I'laco for tho hearing of objections. ,f .- ..w ...., n- . - any. lo said account, and tho settle mont thereof. Datod at Klamath Kails. Oregon. this (Hi day of Novombor, 10011. f t ..,.. .VI a '-- -- .;. - John II. lla'l, Doceasfd. 11-28 13.24 CRAWFORD 6 CAVINAUCH Upholstcreri i,.." ,l!,", ,,,Mh "! Heiwlr Kuril lure. Mtir'.w Mathi lu Order. Hrlnic la Vour t'liibreini. I'Iioiio 401, Navigation llulldlug , KMMATH .AI. OUK. I'liono Itosldence 833, OlBco 1011 Dr. sJ.E. Taylor, I'HYHIt'IAN ANII Hl'IIUKON. I'otoace RiilMns. M.C.P.MA16M DMtM ABarleM Baak tad Truat Oo.'a Bldg