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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (May 30, 1902)
i- 100 Doses Fdr One Dollar ICuoiioiuy In nicilii'lnn niiint lin inoiiHiircil hy two IIiIiikh ciinI. mill lill'i'ot, It ciiniliil lin iiiciihiii'imI liy uithur nliiiin. II Ih grrulcNt In Unit iiictlli'ltiu Unit iIiioh Imi iiiohI for llio niciitity Unit nnlli-ully unit mr 1111111111)1 1 V (llll'I'H nl Hid IciihL I'X' iuiiko I'liiil ini'ilii'inii In Hood's Sarsaparilla II pinilliK ntnl cnrirliuH tln lilootl. cimm iiiniliH, cczi'inii uikI ull IIIIlllllll8, llll'll, Illiquid U'l'IMIKH, Iush of (i 1 1 1 1 uiiil ci'iii'iul di'liilily. "I hum Inki'U llnnd'a )miiii IU 'i'l fonml It rrllKl'lf Hill) IV nil leflri'l aallafai'lltlll It tales away tlml lit fi'i llii',li's cnnm all'l pula lti IiIii.mI in ui.ii.1 riiinlii Inn " Miaal'.rrM UllUlXht, IKiMUIIl M , V U , allllllUlll, Ilaoil'm Cnrtanrrllla ftfomlmae lo aura mini nauum rnu iramime. Qulclln. huipklon. "My dear," mill tlui FuaplrlniiM Wlfo, "UiIh hi'jM.iii Jui'knt ymi Kvo inu fur ClirUtmiiH bus tlm odor o( kiiho. Ilnu." "Very IHtny," iinnniiii'il tho Crafty lltmlj.tiiil. "Hut you know Hiiutn Chum Is tndiiu; nn nutimioblli! now." NovPrttiPlnm, Mm hud her doubts 111 mtlt t, fltllflntf I HI llllll llll('llllKI.'ll llm garnii'iit HTimiMiaiiilniI ol 11 cit'iincr. mitlinuii' Aiiiurii-iin. Mothers will iluil mm. Window's Booth. I nn Hru Uik Im-si rained v to un lor tlirlr Dliililtcn during iliu tccililnir pcrM. Sure Six". Junior IlnlixliT linn In lilin tin) innk Ini! ((! until iirtUl. Jimwiii What makes you tlilnk niT Ji-ett'r lti'iniiHi lin palutod n plrturi) rrnuilly, iiihI Hlii'li lin Innki'il lit It, Inter, liu rntililn't lull hat Him unli-Jui-t won. Ohio Statu Journal. mo 1'efmaw.Mir ruiM. r fiu wtfnM i all.r nr.l i..fir Mle.'sllrr! iltlll ii.ur, riliii I'll i:i!SJ.iiniii.ii.iil.i.iii.i its. lis.iut Kui.i i wirtliil..riilli.lir.l,i' Al I In I'tiki. "Humph!" wiiil Mm. Ilinry Twit, "till lMiur linn n lot of aliened Juki's nbout uiniifii ulvitiK thuir linrliiuuln cigars for CMirintuuii proH'iita. I think that nny unman who Ih foot t'iioii;li to jjlvo lier liimlmml it Imh of tlion) vllo tilings ouiilit to ttliy, wlmio linn Iltmry Rune?" Hut Henry wns nut' In tho Imll link Ing hands with IiIiiihoII. Ilnltlmoio American. Ask Vnr llrnlr rur Alleles I'mit-las, A powder, itt'iu- Nwollen, utire, Hut, Callous, Acltllli,Hweatli,f rWlandlliffrnwIngNalla. Males WW ut llshl shoee e.y. ,t nil tlruitatsts and Hum Blures, SA ' .nt.. Antpl No HulniTtiitp. Hamrte 11m. A4drrH Allru H. Ulmilial, Ulto, N. V. I'lincc Lotetn Kiln lor Thonci. Tho tnliiUtiT of niH'0 ninl tclf ttrnpliD, M. Milli'raiul, niiiiotinrt'H it goiipml roiliu'iiiii in lliu prlro of !! phono H'tvlro thmtlKlioiit Kmnru. Ill rutin tho mtoii nro umIiki'iI from (80 to 100 pr yi'itr. Anothor tuforin In Iho rcilticini: of tlm tlmrii for pnviiiiiittic triiininltltil tuegc from 10 to 11 cents. Blop ciii'iIiik! Try n rertnln euro for nil pnlnfiil iilliiiciitN lv Kt'ltlni; nt on it lx)ttlo of IlnmlltrM Wlmiril Oil. The Kd rlnt "Scull a Joko on Mr. Onyhny! Wo wero out on tho hitlcony K'tMriMi tho ilitncmi, ninl ho Kot tho ltiunf IiIh cont nil over nil lutlnt from ono of thu potto Hint wuto jiiht ntlnt(sl." Mntnl Ami ilhl you go n,'r Hn IKM17 "No. Why?" "JlwniiMi yon hnvo roil pnlnt nil over thu hnck of yoiirnint." Ilitrh'in I.ifo. Thoro It n jjro.it ilenl of Mtliifnctlon In tlio luifiy hotiMiwIfo In tho thought that elm run pcihI to hor jjroror for n iTrlnln hrnml of cniini'il pooiln ami fool mro tliat hho will Ihi plraticil with her ptircliitKO. Yon fan nlnnyg haio eonll ili'iuo in tho remilt if you ask for ami limlat upon Monopolo rnnneil k0"1'" Thoy nro ui puro ami noml iik oxlrvmo rn r n nml careful (election ran ninko them. Needed Invention. Tho man who hml renohwl tho plnn do of wealtli liy it xuihluii iipurt ilrow tho typewriter niIi'hiiiiui iihIiIii anil until: "Kr haven't you somo klml of ii.mnchiuo thnt will help n ninn who linn bcon rnrolem with lila Hpulllng?" "Oil, yoc," lenpomleil tlio mlesninnj "hero It one thnt will hlur nny wonl when It in ilotihtful; nil you Imvo to ilo Into presa tho key." Chlcn?o Dully Nuws. A Kinui Obituary. A KaiifiiH oilltor wrolo llila olilttmry notlco: "Ilo wnn liom May 3, 1876, nml therefore eecnpeil tliin enrtli in tlino to celohrato li Ih l!7tli hirtliilay in tho hoimo of 1 1 Ih eternal uhoilo heyoml tho urchin ekieH, leitvitii; torrontrinl html on Friday, Murcli 10, 1002, at 0:110 p. m., central tiuio. Bronchitis I liavn lrn( Aver's Clierrv I'ec. toral In my house for a great many years, u is mo dcsi nicuitmc m the world for coughs mid colds." J. J. Williams, Ainca,n. i. Ail serious lung troubles begin with a tickling in the throat. You can stop this at first in a single night with Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. Use It also for bronchitis, consumption, hard colds, and for coughs of all kinds. Tbrei ! I lc, ttc, II. All 4rmiUI. rtAn.Hlt .nn, ilnnlnr. If 1)0 ItTI tftlf It, J, O. AVBU CO., Lowuli, Hill. AliOUT BREAD. WHAT HOU0CWIVE0 HAVE IJE. LIEVCD FOI1 CEHTUIIICO. Hip MmIio I lie Dmiuli Nonniliiyi) will llm Hlun of Ilia Cii, Jimt u Ilia Aiiclmit I'i ii tl n l)lilHiliartltliiii Hint lliu Hlnwlr. It would ho Niirirl"liiK, Imli'i-d, I there wero not ninny Niipi'intltlomi ilhnilt In end. The one liiilliciiHiihlu iiillclo of rood In iiiilumlly In every nil' linn n fiivoi'llu Niihject of folk lore. No French pi'iiHiiul Im'kIiin it new hmf with out cronxliiK it with tlio knife. Tho KiiiiIInIi Hiipi'iHtllluii Unit hreiid erueliei! In tlio IiiiMiik piiitendn uilnfortiliieN In tlio rmiilly him lukeu root In Amerleu In lieriiiiiuy, loo, the lioimowlfo mill lielleven Unit ernckN mi tlm top of tho lour of hrcnil Imlli'iilu the ileiilh of nomo one In the hoimeliolil, or, pi-rluipx, iiiIh fort inio to it ilenr friend, while crack on llm loner nidi of tho hreiul inn ui I, en in imllnite n hlrtli. Ah ninny nf iih ttnow', our ImliiTH murk the hIl'M of n itiihh upon the diiiiKh hcrore plueliiK It III thu oven The I en urn for iiinklni; thin nlgn hi I'omeo plnlu when we know the orlKln or the ciiitom. AlniOHt nil our nupcr Kllllniifi nliiitit liri-nil ilnle hack to "III piiKnti duyi, though Ihey have lieeu Hi i'ii t ly uioilllleil no iih to conform to ClirlKtlun liellefH. With lliu lllicleiit 'UminiiiK. the ImkliiK of hniid nml ouken wnn ofli'ii Itireiiliil with u rellKloiiH HlKiillleniiei'. cHpeclnlly the cnkiM of fercil to the koiIh nml (,'iHhlenneH. TIipho cnken wero prepnred In n pnrtlctilar wny, ami nfler hehiK miirked wlllt tlio (ijiiihiil of the deity In wIiohc honor they were offered. Ihey were 8iippocd to pomewt Kiiperiinlurnt vlrtuex. The otil iIiimeHtli' prmilee wnn iiimll llediihen i 'lirlHtuiuliy lieeitine triumph mil, nml. In pluee of it puKiio nytnhol the cnrly t'lirlHllmi hmmewire mil only lined to mnke the kIkh of the crofin w lieu Nile hi'Knn lo Intend the ilotiijli hut nhe mnrliiHl Hint hIrii upon her loaf hefnre plnrliiK It 'In the oven. Why7 Simply lieiuine the hIkii at the eroit Ik tho reiiiijnlipit I'lirlHtlnn iirolectlux mnrl. iiKiilnit the nttneliH of evil npIrltN, wllihivi mid the like. Hence, hreuil lunrked with Ihe rnns In suppoNtil to he wlli'h prinif. will liuke nil rljiht, not ernek nrnm ihe lop. ele. JtHt it.n tho .leWN hnre 1'nNnorcr cuke, mid other people Imvo liml nive 1 1 1 1 1 ' prepnreil iimkI for their religion femlt nU, ho I'lirlKlInu hnve enke for 'rlnlii minNoiiH. ilur hut itonn hliiiN nit llootl I'rliluy nre dimply modern repreniMitutlvcH of Ihe enke uned nt Hume olil pmemi fextlvnl. Ill dnys koiic liy. Ihe i'oI.cr mid Uiiiih IhiUihI nt Dl ler were Ntlppiweit to puvti'M urent vlr tile. Thun. It I mi old belief Hint the nliNervnnee of oat I iik criwi liuui on !ihm) I'rhlny ItiKtirei. no to Npenk, the limine from lire for the roiolui; yenr. We uiiil vat n rertuln klml of pum nke ui Sliruve Tuemlny. The practice I referreil to III "AH'n Well Thnt Knil Well." where the clown upenkt of n "pnnenke for Klirove Tueihty." In "I'crleleV they lire cnlleil "IhipJnckK" n term hIIII mill In country dlMrlcK In Irutli. to Mtidy Hie MiperxtllloiiN nhnilt Itli'.lil M lo tnke n whle leou In folk lore. Thene KtipcrNtltlniiN relnle to the kiieudlm; troiiKh, the oven, link cm nod hrcnil. I'or liislnnce. In ninny pitrt of France the "nrche" or knend Ins troiiKh, I more than n rude kitchen tilcnill: It In often n pretty hit or furni ture. M. Sehlllot, who li.-l h eollis'ted uiiiiiy of tlio hiiperntltliii of the rreneh folk relntlve to hrend. ipuite the mory of n thief who entered the whitlow of n hoiiM' with Intent to rem tnlt hnrulury, hut rcfimeil lo step on the trough mi 111 coutnlnliiK the iIihirIi, hellevlii); Hint lo tin ko wmihl he nn Impiety. Till I idmlhir to the Amerl enn story of two htlUKry hurnlnrs who refused to sntlBfy tl.elr hunger with the nieut which they found In n well slocked Inrder hecnuse It wiih Friday. A writer In one of eur iii.ikiizIiic anyn that In (iottluml the crois In still signed hefori) the oven lire Is lighted or tho dough Kneaded. This practice In very common In the country ilMtrlrtx nil over Knrope. In Ilrlttutiy the liimse- wlfe mnke the Nlgn of the cross with the right huml while nhe (iIuccn Hie oft 1 in 11 .1 In the trough. After Ihe dough In knendeil the llil or the trough s tdiut, nml no In Hie door; for If n cut Miould cuter the room thu hrend would not TIkc. t'erlulu clinrmt or In vocation nre used to cause the hreail to multiply Itself. Thin, the peasant housewife adjures the dough to luil tnto the Icitvcii, the whent. the miller, and to rise. Sho would lie very nngry If nny one Khoiild slug or whistle In the room while she Is making the loaf. In some part of Kuropo the hnkc oven Is nlmofit n sneriil ohject. In cer" tnln plnci'H of llrlttnuy, for exnmple, It Is dcdlcnted with ccrciiionlcs; thu wooil Is sprinkled with hlesseil water; tho proper hent la nttesteil hy the incit ing or n iHitlle, and, llnnlly, nu egg is hroken for luck, llcshlcs, there nro ccrtulu dnyn on which hrend must not ho linked, ns on (Joixl Friday or during tho night of All rlnluls, when the gliosis would ho Bine to cat It. House hold Words. HAD TO NAME HIMSELF. How Mr. I'm lie Miiilnuril to (let on a Coin in It Ice. How much enihiirrnssnicnt a very siiiull deviation from thu customary paths of proccdui'u can catisu tho one who makes It on the Hour of the IIouso of Keprcsciitiitlves wns Illus trated one morning when Mr. I'uyuc of New York, Republican lloor leader and chairman of the Wnys and Menus Committee, undertook to secure thu appointment of a conference commit tee on n hill wiiich thu Semite had passed with slight amendments over the provision as It passed tlio House. To llioso who do not know Iho meth od pursued hi thu appointment of con ference committees, the versatility of tlm speaker hi selecting such commit tecs Is usually Burpi'lslng. All Is ensy, however, when thu chairman of Iho committee from which tho hill comes compiles with tho practice, Ilo simply phis a llltle slip of paper to tho docti mem on which is written thu mimes of tho mmnhers ho desires appointed nml tho speaker in announcing Iho cpuimlttco reads these names, of which the clinlriunii r.lmMr firsti lbs list. In Iho en mi in quciilliiii Mr. 1'nyno forgot to prepnre hi lit I Id slip, ami nf ler he liml Hcriirril im iliiniilmous con sent (he Hpeuker suddenly noticed Itio hiuu on llm part or tl gentleman from Now Voilt," nml with n twinkle hi hi eyo he very distinctly iUuHtlii ed, "who would the gentleman from Now York llku appointed on that com- llllltl'O'1" A profusn blush mounted Chairman I'nynu's broad roinitotimico. Ilo glanced hurriedly urouml at his col league nml tho merriment ho saw on Ihclr faces only produced another blush. It wns "up lo" Mr. I'nyne to nume himself as the head or tho con ference commttlei). He uttered nn au illhlo "nh" nml stopped ngnln. Hy i ..s limn nil Ihe old hniid nl legislation on thu Hour were enjoying Mr. I'nyne's dllciumn, nml it hush sprend over the chamber. Mr. I'uyim mudo n bold plunge In huvu It over mid haltingly nml hliishlugly pronoiiiici'il the words: "I suppose It ought lo be tho chair man of the commlttco and Mr. Dnlzell nml Mr. Itlclmiilson." At thl point, snys tho Wmhlngton Star, the smllo beciumi nuillhle around ! Mr I'nyne mid Ihe speaker, who wus I nlso enjoying the Juke, niiiioiineed In a I ringing voice, "The chair appoints Mr. I'ayiie, Mr. Dnlzell nml Mr. lib-hard-sun." After Mr. I'nyne hail received I the inni'lt cuiigrutulnllon of a dozen or so uieuiber he hastened to Iho of ficial stenographer and whispered In structions Hint untiling unusual be imide to appear In the Itecord. NOTHINQ LIKE THE FRE8H AIR. It Won't Hurt Wotiiun' Complexion In An? Wcullier. "New York women will continue to Imvo to run to the complexion spcclnl 1st," snld n physlcinn, "until they learn lo appreciate fresh nlr better. The air need not neeessarllr he cold. hut It must bo flesh. It should be re- mcmbcrod that catching cold depends a great ileal inure on stale air anil draughts than upon cold nlr, and tho ery worst cold am cnught when one Is tired mid goes out lino the ulr feel ing fagged- To avoid cold and keep one's health ho sure -Hint tho air is good. Let there he free ventilation. With care this can he secured without draughts or nu oversiipply of cold ulr. I went Into a living room a few days ago. Tin; wulls were hung with pictures and tho door with tapestries. Thu windows wcru richly decorated with hangings mid on thu pnnes hung costly transpnreneles. Hut they wero lightly closed, mid though the room wus neither too hot nor too cold. It wiib Intolerably close. M hen I escnp- 1 Into tho nlr I remumliercd having noticed a large swelling upon the chin of ono of the two dnughtcrs. The mother wns nursing n cold sore. Tho other daughter had simply a wretched complexion. 1 thought It doubtful If merely opening the window would Imvo cured these women, hut I am sure that they would hnvo lind Infin itely better health could they havo had heller ulr In which to sit nnd wrk. No danger to tho complexion need be fen red, even from tho freezing nlr of winter, ir proper precautions nro taken. If I were a wotiinu with n dell i ate skill berore I went out on n very inlil day I would rub a llttlo cream Into my skin, mid I would wear n veil without dots, at least without dots where the eyes came, and I would get one as thin as possible, so as not to interfere with my enjoyment of the ulr. Then I would go out Into tho went her. htiru that 1 would not bo roughly used. A healthy woman, tak ing such enre of herself, may chap a little mid redden much, but the clear pfiik mid white or olive and red of her omple.ilon will always show to ad vantage. New York Sun. DAMAGES FOH MORPHINE HABIT Cnrltm l.uwsiill Heccnlly Tried In tlio Imultsli Cimrt. The Ihigllsh medical Journals con tain reports of u curious law suit with h has Just been on trial In an lhi- gllsh court. A nurse brought action against her physician for alleged mnl praellce In prescribing morphine for her III therapeutic doses, mid thereby Inducing In her the morphine habit. I'ho doctor wus accused of negligence nnd n desire to get rid of a trouble some patient. It I lo the credit of the Jury Hint, having I trim I the plain- tiff's side of the case, they stopped the rial, mid expressed Ihe opinion Hint the action ought never to havo been brought. Tho case suggests some rather curl on rellectlous We do not doubt that somo physicians lire sometimes rather cureless ln prescribing such drugs ns morphine mid cocaine! hut it. would be llllleult to apportion Ihe exact degree of responsibility nnd thu exact amount of dninugcs, If every morphlno llend wero to havo redress In court from every physlclmi who htul ever pre scribed u dou of such drugs for him or her. The precedent established by ono such enso would bo rather dis quieting to every doctor In active prac tice. In this lhiglish ensu tho fact that tho plaintiff was n nurse, and know well tho dnngcrous effects of tho drug which sho continued tnUIng of her own accord, should hnvo been enough to satisfy her lawyers that slro had no claims either In justlco or In lnw. Such remote consequences nre hardly to ho npprnlscd nt n money value, or to ho ascribed to tho fault of n physlcinn who hnd merely given the drug In therapeutic doses. Philadel phia Medical Journal. (Irent Droughts in lOuglnnil. Tho first great drought ou record hap pened hi U78 aud tho two succeeding years, wiien, accoriuug to mo recorus, there wns practically no rainfall In iiRland, In 870 tho springs In Kug- land wero dried up nnd It wa linpossl- ilo for men to worU lu tho open air. n 00.1 and 001 tho nuts on tho trees wero ' rousteu as u in uu oven. After a man weighs 170 pounds, a day novor pusses thnt someone docs not toll him thnt no is getting rat. This Is llm nxncrlcnco of a mini who linn not I gnlucd two pounds In ten years. In koIiir Into a store to 111c a Ulck, sny. "iiiero wns n mtstnuo mniie," lu stead of "You made it mistake." The Bisiy of Mofflaer&0 What siiffirlnff frcfticntly results from n mother's Igoornnco i or mors frequently from n, mother's neglect lo proiiorly Instruct her dnughter I 'J radl'tliiii says " woman roust stif It," nml young vromoei are so taught. Micro Is ii 111 Ho truth and a great denl t exaggeration In this. If n you ig rDiiiiin Niiffurs Sflvorely she nncds trruV lent, and her mother should sco thai the gel It. Muny mothers hesitate to lake their daughter Ui ft physician fur exmnlria tloo : but no mother need hmUU to write freely nlniut her daughter or hrriujlf to Mrs. I'luhham's haUirnlory at l.ynn. Mass., and M-curo from a woman tlie most eQIclent advice with out charge. Mrs. August I'fslzgraf, of South llyron. Vu mother of tho young lady whoso portrait we hero publish, wrote in .January. MKW, saying hrr daughter hml siil?i id for two years with irreg ular menstruation had headache all tin- time, and pain in her side, feci swelled, and vras generally miserable. Khe received an answer promptly with advice, mid under date of March. 1899, tiie mother writes again that I.ydia K. 1'inlilum's Vegetable Comounil nured her dnughtcr of all pains and Irregu larity. .filhinif In the world equals Lydia E. i I'mUmm great mcuiaiue lor regu. latin iviimui peculiar monthly troublus. Anolhcr Kcsion, "I thought lliffkins said liu was ing to church this morning." go- "No. Tlio minister asked him to givu his reasons for not going, and ho is staying at homo to writo thorn." Clevelund I'lain Dealer. Whit lie My Hive MeinL Miss Smith Thu doctor told mother that I'll never reu forty. Do you think that ho means that X havo a (ut malady? MissJndson Not nt nil; ho means that you'll never gut through being! thirty-nine. Clou Call. I Clara I had an awful tlino when I ' refused him. I Maude How do you mean? ; Clam Why, tie took it in earnest, and I had to explain that I didn't menu it. Town Topics. j The Neighborly Quillty. I Mr. Asctim Sho is a very neighbor- ; ly woman, isn't sho? Mrs. Snapiie Yes; she's forever poking into other people's business. l'hlladelphia Press. A Pecuniary Fitijue. "Don't forget," said the willing nnrln. "ll,nt irmnnt- Inlb. " I "Yes." nnswered Senator Soighum, a little cloomv. "lint I can't heln ui'hlne you boys would select another phono graph occasionally." Washington Star. At Mr. C Undcrilindi. Mrs. Crimsonbeak Before she was married, I understand, she usad to dance for money. Mr,. Crimsonbeak And now, I understand, if she don't get money, plie makes Iter husband dance. Yonk ors Statesman. The liability to disease is greatly lessened when the blood is Incoodcon- dition, and the circulation healthy and vigorous, ror men all reiuse matter is promptly carried out of the system; otherwise it would rapidly accumulate fermentation would take place, the blood become polluted and the consti tution so weakened that a simple malady might result seriously. A healthy, active circulation means good digestion and strong, healthy nerves. As n blood purifier and tonic S. S. S. lias no cental. It is the safest and best remedy for old people and children because it contains notnlnerals, but ia tnadc exclusively of roots and herbs. No other remedy so thoroughly and effectually cleanses the blood of im- purities. Attne same time it builds up the weak and de bilitated, and reno vates the entire sys tem. It cures permanently all manner of blood and skin troubles. Mr, E. D. Kelly, of Urbarm, O., wrtteei "I had Eoioma on piy hands and f aco for , nro years, It would break out in llttlo tuiat droD off. inavlnn- thn akin rod and inflam ed. Tho dootors did mo no good. I used Kit tho medicated eoapi ami salves without benefit. U. B. B. cured mo, and Ely akin is as oiear ana smooin as any one-s. Mrs. Henry Siegfried, of Capo May, N. J aara that twenty-i cured hor of CJanoer rat not twenty-ono botllea 01 U. tl. b. tors and frlonds thought her caao hope- oureu ner or cjanoer oi ino oreaat. jjoo- loas. Ittohard T. Gardner, Florence, 0. C, suffored (or jears with Jlolls. Two bot tlea of U. H. H. nut hla blood In rood con dition and tho liolla disappoarod. Send for our free book, and writo our physicians nbout your case. medical nilvico iree. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, OA. PRUSSIAN LICE KILLER kills LICE on Poultry. flSSS&fflS kill the lice, Kerer falls. Sold by dealers, soc and Jl.oo per can. CLEANED OUT ALL THE, LICE AND MITES. , Albert Dlockrr tf lltkahaiiMn. kllnii., bouyhl a cam of lniMl.n Lice Killer and uied II thoroughly IhrM tlmrt and clMord hla poultry houaa entirely fie from lloe and Diltea. IKfero using, the poultry uouee ae allre with red lioe aud lulte. JUST THE THING FOFI LICEON IIOQ8. , J. II. Valone, of Ail.l. Uo., eye the TniMlau UuelUller U Juil the thing for Uoe on Uog and ll worth Are timet lu ceat. I is. j. IHIVrUN, Couat .Igentt, BTRONQEK AND BKTTKU TH AN COMMON HAU-OCK'S OR ANY OTHER BERRY DOX NEW PATENT FOLDING BERRY BOX. Xo Staples, No Tacks. OnenslUe a paper box, ready (or use. IMMENSE SUCCESS, SAMPLB BOX FREG, LAMBERSON. PORTLAND, OR. Ask for tho best om broctxlion, you'll lot St. Joccobs Oil This is tho sign. It dives confidence. Ask for St. JolcoLs Oil. You will tfot tho Best. It h&s Conquered Pain for Fifty Years. A Stretch. Ilronrho liill So you've lynched th' wrong feller? Kougli Itubc Yes. We Imagined he was tlx feller that stolo tlx hots, hut ho wasn't. , Ilronrho Dill Uuhl You should be careful how you stretch your imagina I tion. Life. She Did. "I'll get even wid 'em, for dis--hargln' me!" mumbled the cook lady, lifting up tho register nnd dropping a pair of her old tlioci down thu hot air p!M!, just before sho went away. And thow! old shoes avenged her for nearly a week before the family found out what was thu matter. Chicago Tribune. Twice Rejected. Wederly Wns that jour slter I saw you with laft evening? I f-ingleton Yes; one of them. Wederly Why, I watn't aware that you had mora than ono of them. Singleton I havo three. Ono by birth and two by annexation. Chi cago Daily News. "" w" B'ooK'yn. "-o sir!" exclaimed tlio loud I mouthed drummer in tlio smoker, i "I'm proud to eay that no house in the country has moru men pushing its line of gooils than ours." "What do you f-ell?" asked a curious Oiie.; iKiuy carnages. cyrututu uera.u. Wanted to Try It Farmer Yes; I work from daylight to dark. City Man You're not troubled with ennui, are you? Farmer No; I've heard of the blamed thing, and Bometlmes I feci as if I'd like to have a little of it, for u change. New Orleans Times-Democrat. tile Turn Next. Kind Gentleman Why are you cry ing, my little man? Littlo IJoy Because my ma Is lickin' my little brother for something wot I done. Kind Gentleman What a contcien- ' lioIu,a 1,it,l,, Rentleman. 1 Boy But my Little Boy But my brothcr'll tell her It nuz me, and then I'll ketch it. Boo-hoo. Ohio State Journal. The Onei to Avoid. Old Man If you would select a good wife, my young friend, you must avoid the descendants of a ccratin fam ous woman. Young Man I shall certainly heed yoru advice. Who was she? Old Man Evo. N. Y. Weekly. Out of a Knothole. Ho (just introduced) What a home ly person that gontleman is near the ptnno, Mrs. Black. She Isn't he. That's Mr. Black. "How true it is, Mrs. Black, that the homeliest men always get tho prettiest wives." Tit-Bits, Genuine Carter's Uttle Liver Pills. Must Doar Signature of 5c PacSlmlU Wrapper Below. I Vcary oaaall emd as easy to tales as ngaxv FOR HtADACHEt FOR DIZZINESS FOR BILIOUSNESS, FOR TORPID LIVER. rOR CONSTIPATION. FOR SALLOW SKIN. FOR THECOMPLEXIOH .JcSJti Pnrelr TemtaMe,wiJ i . . tuiueiiXTnl uuttMvieiAMAtutif. CURE SICK HEADACHE. I'lirlliiud, Ore., mill Smttlc, Wa.tl. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. (CARTER'S IJJpills. I GIFT FnOM QUEEN NATHALIE. Oold Croat One of Ml Clnrn Unrton'a Moat Valued Hotiveiilra. Ono of tho moat beautiful of Mis' Clnrn nation's foreign nolivcnlrs hi a tentltiionlal sho rccclvcil on the eve of her departure for (Icncva ns dclcgato to the I ted Croup; lutorniitlotinl Con vention In 18.SI from Nntlmlle. then Queen of Hcrvln. It In a mnsilre gold cross, tho body of which Is red en amel, with tho Servian cont of nrmn In gold on otic side nnd the date of their accession to the brotherhood, 1870, on tho other. Hut Iho moat delicate part of thin compliment renlili-n In the fact thnt the rrons In mounted on our own red, white, anil blue rllition, thus en nbllng Minn Ilarton to wenr tho colors of her country even when ilonnlng the badge of tServln. A diploma creating her a member of tho Hervlnn Hoclcty came with thli ci-om from the president of thnt nHn clatlon, together with a letter declar ing them a recognition of her service to tho brotherhood and the Kervl.m wounded during the Kranco-Prustlan war, Mlas Barton's reply to the queen In so very symliollcnl of tho truest republican dignity that It Is transcribed here: Iter Most Kieccllcnt Majesty Nathalie, Queen of Hervla. Madam: I hasten to acknowledge the very unexpected honor conferred by your majesty In transmitting through the Servian Ited Cros So ciety the diploma and beautiful deco ration of that nsHocIatlon. This recognition of tho Interest I have taken In measure tending to mitigate the calamities of war Is pe culiarly gratifying as coming from a country that, although old In history. Is still young In tho freshness of Its natural resources and the brave, hope ful hearts of Its people. That their hopes may be realized In a long ca reer of liberty and prosperity must bo the sincere wish of every American. I am on the point of sailing for Ku ropo to attend the Ited Cross and peace conventions, which assemble nt Oeneva. In the bcglnulng of September, when I hope to have the pleasure of meeting the representatives of Servla. That your majesty and royal consort may long continue to promote the hap piness and welfare of your beautiful country Is tho hope and desire of your majesty's most obedient servant, CLAIlA BARTON, President American Ited Cross Asso ciation. The address "Madam" at the begin ning of the above epistle, the sonorous title that belong to every American queen. Is In perfectly good form ac cording to the authorities, and also a most concise and dignified declaration of stalwart Independence. Monkey and I'nt of Jam. A sweet little story concerning a pet monkey and a pot of Jam Is vouched for hy a Johns Hopkins University man: It was In the country and all on n summer's dny the family monkey was seen scudding homeward literally drenched In raspberry Jam. lie was pursued by an Irate neighbor with up lifted broom, but once safe on to the home plat he swung himself lightly Into the nearest tree nnd pcncefully listened to her tale of wrong. It seems the neighbor had some hours before been making Jam, a great bowl of which sat cooling on a table beneath the trees. Tills the monkey spied, but had scarcely started liberal ly helping himself to It when he was discovered. With loud outcry and tho broom the lady started toward him, when the mischievous beast, knowing his minutes were numbered, hastily overturned the bowl ou the table. Then rolling himself Joyously In It sev eral times from head to heels he scam pered beyond her reach. During the recital of her woe, and, in fact, for tho remainder of the dny, the monkey snt scooping the sweetmeat from his body and licking his paws with glee. A Curious Tip. A certain little Flemish watering place, which Is much frequented by English and American visitors in the summer, possesses two attractions In the shape of a Presbyterian place of worship and a roulette table. One of the "faithful" bad qulto recently a most Ingenious Idea, says the London Times. After the number of tho hymn succeeding the sermon was given ha stole away, made bis way to the table, and Invested ull he was worth on the, number of the hymn. Needless to say the number turned up, and tho lucky coup became tho talk of the village for the rest of the week. Next Sunday the church was crammed to the door. The pious pastor was rejoiced In heart. After a powerful address he gave out "Hymn No. 27." The moment the words left his lips, to his consterna tion there was a rush to the door, nnd be was left with a faithful handful to upraise their agitated strain of praise. As for tho rest, they made a bee line from the house of prayer to the bouse of play. We are happy to relate that their little adventure cost them very dear. No OlTonao Intended. A regular customer of a certain coal company dropped Into the otllco of tho Arm one morning to make a complaint. "That coal you sold me for my fumnc a few weeks ago," he said, "Is thf worst I have had In ten years. There's a great quantity oi state in it, ana what Isn't slate runs to clinkers." "Sorry to hear It, Mr, Williams," snld the man Inside the railing. "I'll make a memorandum of It, Perhaps the com pany will give jou a rebate on It." Taking a sup or paper, no wrote a few words on It and hung It on a hook, Tho customer, happening to glance nt the slip of paper, saw this: "U, O, Williams. Bad egg." "So I'm a bad egg, nm I?" he asked. reddening with Indignation. "Oh, not at all, XIr. Williams," hasti Uy explained the clerk. "That menus tho egg coal we sold you turns out to bo bad." And the customer reddened again, hut not from Indignation. .Some men nre so mean that lvhcn ihey attend n ball game, they want to see the home team beaten. Some people ko to great trouble to acquire foolishness. A Judge's Wife.' Mrs. Judge McAllister writes from 1217 West 33rd St., Minneapolis, Minn., bs follows: 'I suffered for years with a pain In the small of my back and right side. It Interfered often with my domestic and social duties and I never supposed that I would bo cured, ns tho doctor' medicine did not seem to help me any. "Fortunately a member of our Or der advised me to try I'cnina and gavo It such high praise that I decided to try It. Although I started In with llttlo faith, I felt so much better in a week that I felt encouraged. "1 took It faithfully for seven weeks and am happy Indeed to be able to say that I am entirely cured. Words fall to express my gratitude. Perfect health once more Is tho best thing I could wish for, and thanks to Pcruna I enjoy that now." Mlnnlo E. McAl lister. Tho great popularity of Tcruna as a catarrh remedy lias tempted many pco plo to Imitate Peruna. A groat mnny so-called catarrh remedies and catarrhal tonics are to Lo found In many drug stores. These remedies can be pro cured by the druggist much cheater than Peruna. Pnrjna can only be ob tained at a uniform prhe, and no drug, gist can get it a cent cheaper. Thus it is that drtigignts nro tempted to substitute tho cheap imitations of Peruna for Pcruna. It is done ovcry day without a doubt. Address Dr. Hartman, president of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. A Keeper ol Secrets. Lady (to the dressmaker) Did you tell Mrs. Do Pcyetcr Gurlingamo what my costume for tho ball was to be? ilodisto Oh, no, madaml I novor divulge professional secrets. Lady What is hers like? Modiete It's in colonial style, madam. Boston Herald. His Stories. "Bunklns takes life very easily." "But he is always telling hard luck stories." "Yes; but that shows his shrewd ness. If he put in all the timo telling funny stories people would say ho was loafing. Washintgon Star. SCIENCE PROVES IT I ) An inalrsls of Mono pole UkHtr Plow m der made by Chemist Jes. II. Fink. shori ) It to be pu;er and stronger than any 0 other powder In thU market, bar rime () none. If you want the beat Hakini () low der Insist on Mono pole. Ml Myth class grocer handle Mouopole groceries. ) WAD HAMS & KERR BROS., PortUnd, Founded 1070 A Honta School tor Boy a Military nnd Manual Training Write for llluatrated Catalogue BUGOIES. dive brtttr satisfaction than anjrthlnf on the market at anything lilta the price, be cause tliry are niaile of pood material, to stand Oregon romls" Iron corners on bodies, braces on shalts. heavy second Krowtli wheel., screwed rims. If yon want to reel sure Hint you are getting your mon ey's worth, .k for a "Bee Una" or a "Mitchell" (iienncy) Buggy. We guar antee them. Mitchell, Lewla S Stnvor Co. Seattle, Bpokaue, llolse. rortlond, Or. WE HAVE THE LEADERS Milwaukee Mowers and Victor Rakes Wo want to semi you n Catalogue FHEK, Just drop us a lino. J. A. FREBAlAN.Oenl. Ajt. 200 Cast Water St., , I'OKTLAND, QKGOON, Walter A.Wood and Minnie Extras Summer Resolutions Ban relief from liquor, opium an I tobacco habits, etni for particulars to Keeley Institute yyjVJ:,2;;..vJ,'.'iV.V4 J. P. 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