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-W 'NHWP r 13 -ev-,kj-is-!-i-y2?,5 ? rum ASTOKTA, OREGON, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 2H. 1889. PRICE JblVE CENTS VOL. XXXIII, NO. 51). CTJMJ-fai Afcr' dm rforilfc dIf I HIK:fe MI 13a Tr 111 z ' " eauty Is desired and admired by all. Among the things which may best be done tc enhance personal beauty is the daily use of Ayer's Hair Vigor. No inattel what the color oi the hair, this prepa ration gives it a lus tre and pliancy that adds greatly to its charm. Should the hair be thin, harsh, dry, or turning gray, Ayer's Hair Vigor will restore the color, bring out a sw - new growth, and render the old soft and shiny. For keeping the scalp clean, cool, and healthy, theie is no better preparation in the market. " I am free to confess that a trial of Avor"-. Hair Vij;or lias convinced me that it is a genuine article. Its use has not only caused the hair of my wife and daughtei to be Abundant and Glossy, but it has given mv rather stunted mus tache a respectable length and appear ance." It. Britton, Oakland, Ohio. "Mv hair was coming out (without anv assistance from mj wife, either). I tiied Aver's Hair Vigor, using only one bottle", and I now have as tine a head of hair as anv one could wish for." It. T. Schmittou, Dickson, Tenn. " I have used Ayer's Hair Vigor in my Tamil v for a number of years, and re gard "it as the best hair preparation I know of. It keeps the scalp clean, the hair soft and lively, and preserves the original color. My wife has used it for a long time with most satisfactory re sults." Benjamin M. Johnson, M. D., Thomas Hill, Mo. " Mv hair was becoming harsh and dry, but after using half a bottle of Ayer's Hair Vigor it grew black and glossy. I cannot express the jov and gratitude I feel." Mabel O. Hardy, Delavan, 111. Ayer's Hair Vigor, TREPAHED BY Dr. J. C. Ayer &. Co., Lowell, Mass. Sold by Druggists and Perfumers. (stimulate the torpid lier, strengthen tho digestive orjjnns, regulate the bow els, and are uncqualed as an ANTI-BILIOUS MEDICINE. In malarial districts their virtues aro widely recognized, as they possess PECULIAR PROPERTIES in freeing the system from that poison. Dose small. Elegantly sugar coated. Price, 2. cents per box. Sold Everywhere. Ollicc, 44 Murray St., X. Y. PATRONIZE HOME INDUSTRY There is no occasion for the mot fastidi ous of our citizens to send to l'ortlaud or San Francisco for Custom Made Clothes As they cau get Better Fits. Better Work manship, ana for -?ess Money. By Leaving their Orders with MEANT. New Goods by Every Steamer. Call ami See Him and Satisfy Yourself. P. J Wieany. Merchant Tailor. -LEJOI7IOIXr AND COMMISSION HOUSE. MARTI!" OLSEN, Successor to E. C JIoTden. The oldest established Commission House in Oregon. Goods of ail kinds sold on com mission. Auction Sales E ery Saturday. General Repairing, Jobbing and Uphol stering done. Fine stock of Furniture on hand. When you want bargains in Household Goods go to MAKTIN OL8E.N TING FOR vEINCd POUNDS J. HOOPER & CO., a 110 S. Pratt, near Light, BALTIMORE, MO., Manufacturers of COTTON AND FLAX GILL NETS, n Corks, Seine leads, &c. f Seine Twine of all kinds, Ma nilla, Cotton fc Hemp Hope. Tiffs P ills Urn AT THE WATER'S EDGE. When a Han Gets on His Bathing Suit He Must Wade In. When a man gets on bis bathing suit and walks down the sands until his feet touch the water, he jumps back with an exclamation as long as his arm. Salt water at a temperature of 59 or 60 gives you the cold cut direct. If you hadn't got already to go in you wouldn't proceed further, but you feel morally bound to pro ceed. You stand and dabble until you get a bit used to the feeling, and then you draw a long breath and wade out until the water reaches your knee pans. Then you gasp "by gosh!" some more, and you'd give 10 if you hadu't made a fool of your self. You wait live minutes and break in to your waist, and now all the chills in your body are driven to that portion above water. Your teeth chatter, your courage evaporates, and you'd be glad to see the fool killer coming down the beach with his club. It's too late for repentance, however. The boys have got onto you, and they sly around and send a splash of cold water over your back. Every drop is a cake of ice, and in fleeing from one terror you fall into the arms of another. You rush and fall, and as the water fairly envelopes yon, you get a sensation never to be forgotten. You are twisted and tried you gasp and gurgle you swallow and spit out -and it is a long two minutes before you dare feel of yourself to see if you are all there. The water begins to warm up, you feel buoyant nnd exult ant, and for the next twenty miuutes yon thoroughly enjoy the situation. In the case of a weman: Why she slides down to the water, wades out without a gasp, dips down to her neck, and then goes paddling around as if it was an every day occurrence and of no account. Ayer's Sarsaparilla never before equaled its present daily record of marvelous cures. A family tree is like an apple tree. He who depends upon its branches for fruit will report on the day of reckoning with an empty basket. A CUILD KILLED. Another child killed by the use of opiates given in the fom of Soothing syrup. Why mother give their children such deadly poison is surprising when they can relwive the child ot its peculiar troubles by using Acker's Baby soother. It contains no Opium or Moiphine. Sold hj .1. W.Conn, Druggist. It's a good thing for Columbus that he is out of the way. If be bad to locate the show of '92 it would be a tougher job than discovering Amer ica. Be Merciful to Yourself And hoed tho appeals for assistance put forth by your livor, when the organ is out of order. Among those aro distress in the right sido and through the right shoulher blado, yellowness of the skin and eyeballs, furred tongue, sour breath, pick headache, nnd. above all. irreg ularity of the bowels. The mercy you extend to the afflicted organ is wisely shown by a prompt course of medication with llostottors Stomach Bitters, most genial of alteratives, and tho hepatic gland early reciprocates the doservod attention by resuming its secretive functions actively and regularly. Among tho accompanying good results aro renowed diges tion, freedom from headaches, and a resump tion of activity of tho bowels. All billious symptoms disappear, and appotito and sleep improve. Bonelicont are the effects of the liittors in malaiial disease, kidney disorders, rheumatic ailments and nervousness. Incompatible "They say Smithers don't get along witb his wife." "I knew she wouldn't ngree witb him; sbe's too neb." Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria (Vhen Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria. iVhen she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, (Then she became Miss, she clung to Castoria, iVhen she had Children, she gave them Castorii NETTIN SEINES, TRAPS, POUNDS, Mii of Every Description AND At LOWEST FACTORY PRICES. SALMON ET THREADS. WOODBERRY Twines ana Lines. HENRY DOYLE & CO., 517 & 519 Market St., SIX FRAXCISCO, CALIFORNIA. A KNIFE A sale that will prove a Cyclone to competitors. An array large steck: oi BlIMIUUIIIMIBIIlIIIIlIlllIlIIIIIimilllllllllHiaiUHIIHIIHI" S S SLASHING SLAUGHTER OP 5 ! Men's Suits ! !l i S My stock of Suits comprises Tweeds, Cnssimeres, "Wide S S Wales, Cheviots and "Worsteds of the prettiest designs, 2 S made np in the most artistic manner. Adjectives piled up g 5 in cold type would fail to give you an idea of the elegance 3 j and intrinsic worth of the multitude of Fashionable g 5 Suits marked for slaughter. 5 SiiiiiiiBiiiiiEiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiuimiiiiiiiiiiiiaBBiiiiiiimiiiu" urnishiim Goods! Choice lines of fine Negligee Shirts; Woolen Underwear, Cotton Lisle Thread, Silk and Woolen Hose, Suspenders, Handkerohiefe, etc. All these must share the fate of the rest, and go at A SACRIFICE. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Single Pants, Without a doubt the largest line of nothing will save them from the knife; at fabulouB LOW PRICES. : First Come! First Pick ! 3 Embrace ThlS ODDOrtUllitV ! I Nothing will ..uuu...iao..................H.u......iU IBIIIMI WWW IBI1V WMMVI &WUII1 jj... Conscious of 'the impositions practiced upon an unsuspecting public by unreliable dealers, I Emphatically Guarantee this to be the first genuine Sacrifice sae in Astoria. I have 15,000 Dollars' worth of goods on the way now, and it is to my interest to slaughter everything on hand in order to make room, and all wide awake business men acknowledge my plan as the most successful. Once more reminding the public that this sale holds good FOR 30 DAYS ONLY, and to cash buyers. Reliably yours, Oooideni Hotel Building, "000HS." A Member of the Lime Kiln 01ub Ob jects to the Term. At a recent meeting of the Lime Kiln club says the Detroit Free Press, judge Asphalt Green arose to a ques tion of privilege. Time after time he had listened to communications in which the colored race was referred to as "coons." and none of the mem bers had been moved to object. He pouldliardly pick up a newspaper without seeing the same reference, and more than once he had heard the expression used on the street and in shops. He didn't want to be cap tious, be said, but suoh things pained him. He hoped the olub, as a club, would take some decided action to express its deep displeasure. "Brudder Green, would you object to being called a fox?" queried the president. "I reckon not, sab." "Well, dar am no great difference between de fox an de coon not 'nuff to kiok about. It's jist a habit sartin white men hev got into, dat's all. Dey would call you a fox or 'possum or woodohuck jist as quick, but dey dun doan' think quiok 'nufil I'll spoke to 'em about it an' bey 'em call you a boss or a mule, it dat will re lieve your mind." "But, sab, do you uphold sicb con duct?" protested the judge. "No, Brudder Green, but I ar' keepin' quiet fur fear of results. De white man has got a mighty long bead on him, an' if he was prevented from calling' you a 'coon' he'd hunt up Bometbin' a good deal wuss befo' he was a day older. Sot down, Jedge; sot down an' rest yer backache. You hasn't bin feelin well fur de las' week, an' perhaps dis ohange in de wedder has affected yer mind." Ladies! Ayer's Hair Vigor is a sbpprior and economical hair dress ing. It has become an indispensable article for the toilet. ran ana winter uooas is in sacrificing EverytiMB ii at Rnsi FW Pants in tho City; they are doomed :sr: HERMAN THE LIVE When They Were New. First jury, 907. Pins made, 1450. Needles used, 1545. Matches made, 1829. First cast iron, 1544. First newspaper, 1494. Surnames used in 11G2. Coal used as fuel, 1834. First gold coin B. O. 20G. Tobacco introduced, 1583. First steam railroad, 1830. Lead pencils used in 1594. Window glass used in G94. First postage stamps, 1840. Kerosene introduced, 1826. Electric light invented, 1874. First insurance, marine, 533. First American express, 1S21. First wheeled carriages, 1559. First illuminating gas in 1792. Iron found in America in 1815. Latin ceased to be spoken, 580. Musical notes introduced, 1338. Bible translated into Saxon, G37. Gunpowder used by Chinese, 80. Photographs first produced, 1802. Bible translated into Gothic, 872. Old Testament finished B.C., 430. Emancipation proclamation, 1863. Paper made by Chinese B. C., 220. Bible translated into English, 1534. The Wonderful Healing Properties of Dar bys Prophylactic Fluid. Wherever a preventing, healing, cleansing and deodorizing injection or wash is required use Darbys Prophylac tic Fluid. Any inflamed surface, exter nal or internal, treated with the fluid will he quickly relieved. It has effected cures that had resisted the best medical skill. A person asked some little boys what they were good for? "Good to make men out of," said one of them. A DUTY TO YOUHSELF. It is surprising that people will use a common, ordinary pill when they can secure a valuable English one for the same money. Dr. Acker's English pills are tipositive cure for sick-headache and all liver troubles. They are small, sweet, easly taken and do not gripe. J. W. Conn, Druggist. THAT of Bargains that will tickle transit ana win oe nere soon; the stock on hand without Mated fcWhW"1 taoia .t "as'BrUl Gasti OW- CLOTHIER AND HATTER, An Old Chestnut Kevived. An old preacher, after service one Sunday, announced his reading for the following Sunday. During the week some mischievous boys ob tained his Bible and pasted two of the leaves together, right where he was to read. Sunday morning com ing, the aged divine opened his book and read as follews: "And Noah took unto himself a wife who was" and here he turned the leaf "forty cubits broad, one hundred and forty cubits long." With a look of aston ishment he wiped his glasses, reread and verified the passage and then said: "My friends, although 1 have read the Bible many times, thi3 is the first time I have ever seen this passage, but I take it as another evi dence of the fact that man is most fearfully and wonderfully made." N. Y. Mercury. WE VAN AND DO Guarantee Acker's Blood Elixir for it has heen fully demonstrated to the peo ple of this country that it is superior to all other preparations for hlood diseases. It is a positive cure for syphilitic poison ing. Ulcers, Eruptions and Pimples. It purines the whole system and thorough ten W. 13 y Diuius up the constitution. J. Conn, Druggist. An Iowa man advertised in western papers that he wanted good reliable, men to send him 1 eaoh, for which he would send "5 ones, 3 twos, 2 fives and 1 ten." He kept his agreement, but sent postage Btamps instead of dollars. Now he is in jail. IIAPPIXESS AND CONTENTMENT Cannot go hand in hand if we look on the dark side of every little obstacle. Nothing will so darken life and make it a burden as uyspepsia. AcKers Jjys- pepsia Tablets will cure the worst form of Dyspepsia, Constipation and Indiges- tion. and make life a happiness and pleasure. Sold at 25 and 50 cents by J. W. Conn, Druggist. Ninety-three per cent of the con victs of Alabama are negroes. CUTS the purchasing public. I have wnicn iact iorces me to maKe room Dy reserve. SlBBaBBBflBBSBiBBflSBBBSSflMBflflBIBIlUUIlMaUIflttUliMIUUUlIUBiS MERCILESS MASSACRE OF Boys' Suits 5 Counters are-groaning beneath the heaps of Fashionable - 2 Boys' Clothing. Room is needed, and to the delight of 5 2 Astoria mothers, I will give them a chance to dress their 3 S darlings stylishly and cheap. 3 ZiiiiaaiiiEiiamiBBiEiBSEiiiitiBiiiiuuaBZBiuuiaiiiimsMiiaBiE! Hats and Caps This line has always general avalanoho of JS &..,&, IS Tho knife will not spare this department, it will cut to the bone, and as in every other department it will have a tendenoy to cut prices with remarkable effect. haBaaaB Ast I. "W. CASE, Insurance Agent. KEI'llESENTIXG : California Marine Ins. Co., S. F. Columbia Fire and Marine Ins. Co., Portland. Home Mutual Insurance Co., S. F. Phcenix of London. . Imperial of London. Robb & Parker, AGENCY OF Fire and Marine Insurance, With an Aggregate Capital of SIO.000,000. IMPERIAL, of London. CALIFORNIA, of California. CONNECTICUT, of Hartford. OAKLAND HOME, of Oakland. LION, of London. . FIREMAN'S FUND, of California. Agent3 also for TRAVELLERS', of Hartford Life and Accident Tickets sold for the ALLAN Line of Steamships, from Old Country to Astoria. ROBB & PARKER. At old office of J. O. Bozorth. WISE, Ship and Commission Agency FIRE INSURANCE IN FIRST CliASS COMPANIES Representing 813,000,000 PHCENIX, Hartford, Conn. HOME, New York, AGENCY PACIFIC EXPRESS CO C. P. UPSHUR, Main Sheet "Wharf - Astoria, Oregon. $67,000,000 Capital Liverpool & London & Globe, North British and Mercantile of London and Edinburgh. Hartford of Connecticut, Commercial of California Agricultural, of Watertown, New York, London & Lancashire of Liverpool, Eng.. Fire Insurance Companies, Represent in a capital of $67,000,000. B, VAN DUSEN, Agent. advices that my unusually 1 1 s been my strong point, but in the crumbling prices, they too wilfgo. "BtJJ AND SHOES. r.17."lIC .S. Escape the Knife ! QFia, Oregon. I. W, Case, BANKER. ESTABLISHED - - 1870. Transacts a General Banking Easiness. Drafts drawn available in any part of the U. S. and Europe, and on Hong Kong, China Office Hours : 10 a. Jr. to 3 p. ar. Odd Fellows Building, Astoria, Oregon. Fashionable Dressmaking. A NEW ESTABLISHMENT, Style and Fit Guaranteed. Our aim is to riease our Patrons., The patronage of the Ladles of Astoria Is respectfully solicited. Northwest corner Fourth and Cass streets. Mrs. T. S. Jewett & Mrs. Birdsey -THE- DIAMOND PALACE GUSTAY HANSEN, Prop'r. A Large and Well Selected Stock of Fine At Extremely Low Prices. All Goods Bought at This Establishment "Warranted Genuine. Watch and Clock Repairing A SPECIALTY. Corner Cass and Squemoqua" Streets. The AstoriaSeleetScliool Will Re-open September 2nd, 1889. Regular Classes will resume their workr without any interruption. New Classes will be organized in Higher Mathematics, Higher English, German, etc. A Teacners' uiass win be lormeu for those- who are preparing themselves for teachers. Tuition paid in iwo weejes alter presenta tion of bill. No deduction made excepting' EMMA C. "WARREN, Principal. Diamonds t Jewelry fedtfftl m