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Cold son the Chest Ask your doctor the medical name for a cold on the chest. He will say, "Bronchitis." Ask him if it is ever serious. Lastly, ask him if he pre scribes Ayer's Cherry Pec toral for this disease. Keep in close touch with your family physician. A W pabllah our formulas vvo oamaa aieonoi from our niedioinea iters MnmM We urga you to oonault your doctor When you tell your doctor bout the btd taste in your mouth, loss of appetite for Breakfast, and frequent headaches, and when he sees your coated tongue, he will say, " You are bilious." Ayer's Pills work well in such cases. Made by tu J. C. Ayr Co., Lowell, Man. It llllht Da Wra. Restleas Roger It always makes m ad, old pal, to think that this earth la two-thirds water. Sandy Pikes O, cher up! Suppose the rest of it was soap instead of land." Ally Eloper's. Nothing 1VI I rnon la. "You had rheumatism In your right If; for years and were cured of il In an Instant? How?" "Ry beins; acclrK'ntally mixed up in a train wreck. My right leg is a cork leg now." T'.lKhtj la Plenty. The other morning we saw a man 80 Kears old geing into a doctor's office. It seems to us that if we were SO we would have enough. Lacon (111.) Jour nal. HOWARD K. Bt-RTOH - Amayer and Chemlrt, Irf-udville, Coloruiio. Hpt'C-imen pricpa: (inld, Silver. Lead. il. li.il.l, rilher, 70o: Gold 60c: .mo or Copper, SI. .Mnilina envelopes and full prireliat aunt on application. Control and Cmnirn workeo liciUxL Boference: Carbonate National Bunk. For CATARRH OF THE BLADDER. URINARY DISCHARGES etc. AT DRUGGISTS.OR TRIAL BOX BY MAIL50c FROM PLANTEN.93 HENRY ST.3R00KLYN.NY BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. C. Gee Wo The Chinese Doctor This wondeful man has made a life study of the properties of Roota, Herbs and Barks, and is (riving the world the benefit of his services. No Mercury, Poisons or Drugs Used. No Operations or Cutting Guarantees to cure Catarrh, Asthma. Lune, Stomach and Kidney troubles, und all Private Diseases of M n and Women. 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"Why, my dear," said Mrs. A "wherever did you get such an Idea;' "He was out visiting this morning,' the little lady confidently said. "Daughter," said Mrs. A., "who told you such a story?" "Nobody didn't tell me, mother, but they Just kept singing It over and over again: 'Jesus Is calling. He's calling to-dav.' " Sucre Magazine. Stubborn. "Loogy yuh, Brudder Tump!" said Parson Hagster while the congregation was assembling In Ebenezer chapel "I un'ersrood yo' to nouiernate dat yo would bring our Hrrin Brudder Borai Smith to de revival yuh to-night." "I done did muh beat to 'complisb muh prognostication, pahaon," replied Brother Tump, holding forth an ob Ject which markedly resembled a dark complexloned oyster,. "but dat 'ar gam blin' man. our nrrln' Brudder Bora Smith, was sawtuh reluctant an' handj wld his razzah. I dess nach'lj couldn't bring de gen leman pussonly hut dls yun am one uv his cars!" Puck Waat of Material. In process of time It was Qbserved that the multimillionaire philanthropist had ceaa'ed giving costly library build ings to towns and cities. "Why is this, Mr. Canaggy?" the re porters asked him. "Young men," he said, "what Is the use of building great houses for li braries when aJl a man needs for an education is Ave feet of books?" Whereat they marveled, but they could not answer him. Chicago Trib une. Another llnn.a Turn bo Jlnsle. (Contributed by a depraved outsider.) A lion then sprang into view. And roared, "There's no use flyln'! I'm going to make a meal of you!" But he caught the Hon lyin'. Fly In the Ointment. "As to this polar discovery," said the distinguished naturalist, "I have only one regret." "And that le " "That the ship In which Peary sailed for the arctics bears the name of a tropical explorer and wild animal kill er." Chicago Tribune. I Restorative Treatment for i Nervous Men ; , Coming from a source of unquestioned fi authority on the ailments of men, it is j?J J? presumed to be infallible, while the pro- g A fession generally endorse the ingredients j and prescribe them in m-iny diffirent g a) forms of various diseases. The followind ii formula is highly efficient in quickly re- ( ii storing in nervous exhaustion, melancho- ii '; lia. anxiety, timidity in venturing, dizzi- G) i) ness, heart palpiiation, trembling limbs. A) insomnia, thinness, cold extremities, tired (m all-in feelimr and general inability to do those natural and rational acts upon which (; i; depends a man's success and happiness in (yj $ social and every-day life. ) The instructi jns for mixing at home se- cretly so that no embarrassment may be m ) felt are as fol ows: r'irst (ret three ounces m ) of syrup sarsanarilla compound and one w t) ounce compound fluid ba'mwort; mix and w let stand two-hours. Then add one ounce g m compound essence Cardiol and one ounce ) tincture cadomene compound (not carda- ) momt, and mix alltotrether. The din e- tions are to take one teaspoonful alter each meal and one when retirinsr, until bounding: health and full strength are re- stored. Even a few weeks will witness () most wonderful results. Astonishing nervous force and equili- () brium follow the treatment, no matter (a) how serious the ease. This contains no opiates whatever and may also be used by women who suffer S with their nerves with absolute certainty (a) of prompt and lasting benefits. S) Pill" DISTEMPER CATARRHAL FEVER AND ALL NOSE AND THROAT DISEASES Cures the sick and acts as a preventive for others. Liquid g'vrn on the tongue. Hale for brood mares ami all others, llest kidney remedy; 60 cents and $ 1 a bottle; $5 and $10 the dozen. Hold riy all druggists and horse goods houses, or sent, express paid, by the manufacturers, SPOHN MEDICAL CO., ChfemisU, Goshen, Ind. Made of selected tanned to resist wear a healthy them. sewed In at are foot in a comfortable, natural ' trouble in later years, yet they are Honorbilt Shoes for men. Shoes, Martha Washington Yerma Cushion Shoes and sSkTM..a- Mf- "a" "I find Cascarets so good that I would not be without them. I was troubled t great deal with torpid liver and headache Now since taking Cascarets Candy Cathar tic I feel very much better. I shall cer tainly recommend them to my friends as the best medicine have ever seen." Anna Bazinet, Osborn Mill No. a, Fall River, Mass. Pleasant, Palatable, Potent, Taste Good. Do Good. Never Klcken, Weaken or Gripe. 10c, ZSc, 50c. Never sold In bulk. The enu ine tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to cure or your money back. 928 Latest Consumption Cure. British and American physicians and students of tuberculosis are much Interested in the claim authoritatively made in London concerning the sue cess of a new treatment for tubercu losis discovered by William Doig, a layman. The nature of the treatment Is a poultice containing acite and chlO' ride to be placed on the body near the affected membrane or bone. In about a week an ulcer Is formed, con nected -by what Is called a ray of In flammation with the diseased organ This forms a duct through which the pus is drawn out. The ulcer needs to be carefully dressed twice a day with a certain salve. The cure of the diseased lungs is said to be effected In from four to six months. Pettit's Eye Salve for Over 100 Years has been used for congested and in flamed eyes, removes film or scum over the eyes. All druggists or How ard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. Ilia Summer Game. A summer game my fancy suits It Is the game of picking routes. Ah. often has ambition soared To routes that I could ne'er afford. I study folders, and the trains, And find rare pleasure for my pains; And yet. 'tis strange. I never use The routes that thus I pick and choose. Cleveland News. Left a Nanae Rehlnd Him. Daniel Hello, Jim! Who be yew a-digglng that 'ole for? Jim Old Lawyer Skinner 'e died yesterday. Daniel Oh. what complaint? Jim Not a" word o' complaint. Fam Ily rather pleased than otherwise. Ally Sloper's. Stiff neck! Doesn't amount to much, but miehtv disagreeable. You've no idea how quickly a little Hamlins Wiz ard Oil will lubricate the corda and make you comfortable again. nnlil Men In Dans". A ladv in Clavton. N. J., was caring for her hair when the tonic exploded, iadly burning her and rurnisning more xritement in 'the neighborhood than a croupy baby. The pure food people should look into this, for as long as explosive-hair tonic is sold the bald man is sitting on a confined volcano. Min- eapolis Journal. QUICKEST WITH SAFETY CURE For the baby often means rest for both mother and child. Little ones like it too it's so palatable to take. Free from opiates. Al) DniReiata, 25 centa. Raises the dough and complies with all pure food laws. CRESCENT MFG. CO. Makers of MAPLEINE (better than Maple). A LEADER WATER SYSTEM IN YOUR HOME Means an unfailing- water supply. It means that you will have the noat practi cal Domestic water su ply system now in use. No elevated tank, no frozen pipes in winter, no statrnant water in summer, no water supply troubles of any sort. Tank placed In basement, out of siifht and way. made of pressed steel, will not rust and will last a lifetime. You will be pleased with the LEADER ytem of furnishing- Domestic Water Supply. Ak for our catalogue and free booklet, "How I Solved My Water Supply Problem." LEWIS & STAVER CO. Portland, Ore. Spokane, Wash. Boise, Idaho. i' " immrs Old Favorites Katie I.ee and Willi (iray. Two brown heads with tossing curls, Red lips shutting over pearls, Hare feet white and wet with dew, Two eyes black and two eyes blue; Little boy and girl were they, Katie Lee and Willie Gray. Thoy were standing: where a brook, Bending like a shepherd's crook, Flashed Its silver, and thick ranks Of green willow fringed the banks; Half In thought and half In play, Katie Lee and Willie Gray. They had cheeks like cherries red; Ho was taller 'most a head; She, with arms like wreaths of snow, Swung a basket to and fro; As Hhe loitered, half in play, Chattering to Willie Gray. "Pretty Katie," Willie said And there came a dash of red Through the brownness of his cheek "Hoys are strong and girls are weak. And I'll carry, so I will, Katie's basket up the hill." Katie, answered, with a laugh, "You shall carry only half." And then, tossing back her curls, "Hoys are weak as well as girls." Do you think that Katie guesses Half the wisdom she expressed? Men are only boys grown tall, Hearts don't change much, after all; And when, long years from that day, Katie Lee and Willie Gray Stood again beside the brook, Bending like a shepherd's crook, Is It strange that Willie said, While again a dash of red Crossed the Brownness of his cheek, "I am strong and you are weak; Life Is but a slippery steep, Hung with shadows cold and deep. "Will you trust me, Katie dear7 Walk beside me without fear. May I carry, if I will, All your burdens up the hill?" And she answered with a laugh, "No, but you may carry half." Close beside the little brook, Bending like a shepherd's crook. Washing with its silver hands, Late and early at the sands. Is a cottage, where, to-day, Katie lives with Willie Gray. In a porch she sits, and lo! Swings a basket to and fro, Vastly different from the one That she swung In years agone; This is long, and deep, and wide, And has rockers at the side! SERMONS AND SLEEP. A Comfortlnif Theory In Itetfurd to IJozliiK In t'hnrch. The French scientists are the most consoling people in the world. They are always working out some explana tion that affords consolation. Here comes one with a theory about sleep ing in churches that will be a relief to both pastor annd sleeper. According to this French psycholo gist's theory, persons are inclined to doze" In church because of the de vout attention they pay to the services. In endeavoring to fix every word in their minds they put themselves into a sort of trance. It is about the same as what is called self-hypnotism, and the more closely one follows the minister the more likely he is to find himself unable to remain awake. For a good many years the pert par- agraphers have had a great deal to say about church sleepers, and usually the preacher has gotten the worst of the argument. A-ll manner of devices have been suggested by the humorists as aids to lengthy sermons, even to the placing of electric needles in the cush ions to awaken the sleepers at the pres sure of a button by the minister. But now that the inclination to slumber in hurch has been accounted for upon purely scientific grounds, the remedy for the evil will probably be abated in a practical way perhaps by encourag- ng the employment of pastors who are incapable of holding one's attention at all. Dayton News. The ew Milkman. Good-morning, madam," said the slender, solemn-faced man with the pe culiarly unnatural looking hair. "I am ntroducing my new butter, which 1 sell at a much lower price than that charged by other refiner I mean reameries." It has a strange smell," says the housewife, sniffing at the package. "It smells as if it had been close to coal oil." "Petroleum, madam, is one of our greatest health-giving agents," explain ed the stranger. "Besides, when the butter gets old you can melt It and burn It In your lamp. Two pounds? Thank you, madam. We should all re joice in doing good. Here are $10,000, 000 for your husband to build a college with." And the new milkman stepped blithely out of the yard. Life. In New England. Mr. Bauld What do you want to be when you grow up, Johnny? Johnnie I want to be a musician. Mr. Bauld A musician! Why? Johnnie Yes, slr-ee; I wanter be a pied piper. Just think of all the pie he must get! Boston Herald. What He Wanted. "Say," said the country resident to the city clerk in the furniture store, "1 want to look at one of them there information bureaus. I understand they're the latest things out." Detroit Free Press. A theatrical star Isn't bright enough to Illuminate the stage. 1P liiliiP! KAN! i:-W"'. MADK PGi5Ttrl A Good Llalener. The Mistress Katie, you should not talk so much. The Maid No. ma'a.m. "No; you should understand that It Is your place to listen." "I do that, ma'am." "I never saw you when you were, then." "No, ma'am; you never saw me when I was listening because I was on the other side of the keyhole, ma'am. Yonkers Statesman. To Breal: n New Shoes. Always shake in Allen's Foot-Ease, apowder. It cures hot, sweating, arhing, swollen leet. Cures eornn, ingrowing nails and bunions. At ill druggists and shoe steres, 2.rc. Dont accept any substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted, Le Koy.N". Y. On on the Old Man. "Grandpa, how many letters In the alphabet have more than ona syllable?" "Let me see. Tommy; a, b. c, d, e, f " "You didn't learn your letters very well when you were a boy, did you, grandpa ?" I.eaaon from the Past. Horatius wan holding the bridge. "The boss of the ward," he gasped, "told me this was an easy job, and I wouldn't have anything to do!" The discovery of the fact, however, that he had been tricked into belipving the position to be merely, a saloon keeper's perquisite had only the effect of making him fight all the harder to hold it. Chicago Tribun. FAMILY COUGH SYRUP Cures Any Cough in Five Hours. NEW PRESCRIPTION HERE. Here is sriven the most effective cough prescrip tion known to the medical world, it is a mild laxative, too, and this is what a body needs when Buffering with cough and cold on the lunfrs. A cough or cold indicates poisons in the Fystem, causing inflammation and congestion. Nearly all cough syrups relieve, but make the trouble worse by their constipating effects. This prescription not only relieves quickly, but it cures any cough that is curable. Get one-half ounce fluid wild cherry bark, one ounce compound essence cardiol and three ounces syrup white pine compound. Mix in a bottle. Take for acute cough or bronchitis twenty drops every half hour for four hours. Then one-half to one teaspoonful three or four times daily. Give children less according to age. A few hours' treatment will cure and heil the throat and lungs of all but consumpiives. Cut this out and give it to some friend who may need it to be saved from an early death by consump tion. Merely Postponed. Mrs. IlewIiiTus (having freed her mind) Why don't you answer me, if you can? Mr. Hewligus (helping himself to more meat) It's unwholesome to quar rel while eating dinner, madam. I'll have good and plenty to say to you after a while. my rm u ALCOHOL 3 PER CFST Aege(ablc PrcparafionforAs similaiinStlicFflotfaiKlRcgda ling Utc Siociafis amlBowis of ltd. Promotes DiSestionflieerfii ncss and Rest.Contains neither Opiuni-Morphinc nor Mineral. Not Narcotic. Jix.Srnna Qcritkd Jtqyr AuerfcctRemcdv forConsflpa Hon , Sour Storaach.Diarrla Worms .Convulsions Jcverisli ncss andLoss or Sleep. fee Simfe Signarare at NEW YOBK. -J Exact Copy of Wrapper. errca ID.MUX, Nt. TORI CITY. 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