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About Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912 | View Entire Issue (April 29, 1909)
The Great Spring Medicine ' In thousands of homes, for more than thirty years, Hood's Sarsaparilla fias beenV taken, as a Spring Medicine, by every member of the family. Peculiar to Itself in what it is and what it does, it combines the best blood purifiers, appetizers and tonics, and effects complete cures of Spring Ailments all blood diseases, pimples, eruptions, eczema, scrofula, all stomach, liver and kidney complaints, loss of appetite, that tired feeling, all low or run-down conditions of the system. Hood's Sarsaparilla effects its wonderful cures, not simply because it contains sarsaparilla, but because it combines the utmost remedial value of more than 20 different-ingredients, each greatly strengthened and en riched by this peculiar combination. These ingredients are the very rem edies that successful physicians prescribe for the same diseases and ail ments. There is no real substitute for Hood's Sarsaparilla. If urged to buy any preparation said to be "just as good," you may be sure it is in ferior, costs less to make, and yields the dealer a larger profit. Begin taking Hood's Sarsaparilla today, in the usual liquid form or in the ehocolated tablets known as Sarsalabs. 100 Doses One Dollar. "Wanted Yearn. Nan Ro, after six' yearn' courtship, all 18 on Between lim and Tiny. Fan Ypm; they loved not wisely, but too piatonically. If You Have Common Sore Eyes, if line blur or run together, you need mamo salvjh;. 25c. All druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo, Another Horror. "Spcakin aliout this 'ere tariff." said the man with the bulbous nofe, "it makes all the. difference in the world whose ocks is gored.'' TYPEWRITERS. "New Visible Vin," All miike rebuilt like new, t wond-hund price. Two Smith- Uen.-R mlnK'on from Kit to MS. Hiipiilien for all makes. Mm-lilne rented. Ki to St. 50 monthly. The Typewriter Kichnnho. 'iV. Muntynmery. San Fruneiwo Mothers will find Mrs. Wins-low's Soothing Byrup the brut remedy to use ior their childrej during the teething jerlud. Information. Uncle Zeb (looking over bill of fare) Henry, how do you order hog and hom iny at a fust class rest'rant? City Nephew You don't, uncle. EITC St. Vita' Done una 'orvoun tnneuns prmfc IllJn.ntly eared hy Dr. J' .lno' Groat Norve Re storer. Bend for FREE $3 00 trial bottle and treatise. Dr. a H. Kline. Ld., Oil Arch St., Philadelphia. Pa. Plaint of a I'otmaer. There's many a first-class office That goes to a fourth class slob; While all that a first class miyi can get is a measly rourtb class job. Pain and swelling seldom indicate internal organic trouble. ' They are usually the result of local cold or in flammation which can be quickly re moved by a little Hamlins Wizard Oil. Try and see. Dtaplaceinent. "Yes, I know him. He hag wheels n his head." "They must be Ferris wheels, then. He wears a No. 8 hat. VALUE OF SEPTIC TANKS. e Th Exceptional utpment of the California Fig Syrup Co. and th scientific attainments of its chemists hav rendered possible the production of Syru of Figs and Elixir of Senna, in all of i' excellence, by obtaining the pure medi inal principles of plants known to act "mot. beneficially and combining them most skillfully, in the right proportions, with its wholesome and refreshing Syrup of California' Figs. As there is only one genuine Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna and as the gen uine is manufactured by an original method known to the California Fig Syrup Co. only, it is always necessary to buy the genuine to get its beneficial effects. A knowledge of the above facts enables one to decline imitations or to return them if, upon viewing the package, the full name cf the California Fig SyrupCo. is not found printed on the front thereof P N U No. 18-09 EN writing; to advertiser please mention this paper. 3 Many Odors and Germs May Be Dis pensed With by Their Use. Ex-President Roosevelt's farmers' commission, appointed for the purpose of investigating and reporting upon the conditions of the great farming indus try of our country, found that one of the greatest disadvantages the farming community has to contend with, owing to the absence of proper sewerage, was the unsanitary conditions Surrounding the homes. Now this same condition prevails not only upon the farm but also in small towns and suburbs of cities where there are no sewers or water works, and where the people have to depend upon wells for their water supply. Usually these homes have a well at the rear of the house, near the kitchen door. A few feet further will probab ly be an old style toilet, standing over an unwalled vault dug a few feet into the ground. The greasy waters and slops from the kitchen are either con veyed by a pipe from the sink to a ho e in the ground, or empited into the back yard to putrify and from which the swarms of flies, attracted by the ob noxious oders from this decaying mass on the ground and in the toilet, carry disease and death into the house, as bees carry pollen from flower to flower. In the winter seasons we do not have the germ carrying flies to pollute our food, but we have an agent equally as cad in the rains, which saturate the earth and carry the seepage from these polluted places down through the ground, uniting with and constantly contaminating the well water with ty phoid and other germs. All of these dangers can be overcome at a comparatively small expense by the installation of a properly designed and constructed septic tank, with a glazed vetrified sewerage system con necting the house and toilet with the same. The tank being practically buried in the ground and hermatically sealed, with the inlet and outlet pipes j ueneatn ine water, mere can be no oders escape from it. Even the water from the outlet, or overflow, of ths tank is clear, odorless and germless, all of which are owing to the fact that the specific gravity of all vegetable and animal matter entering the tank w th its cerms, odors, etc., cause it to iloat to the surface of the water, which is always maintained at a considerable distance above the overflow. Here it floats undisturbed while in it certain microbes develop which devour and de stroy it. A system of this kind can be put in without investing in high priced plumbing goods or the services of plumber, as it is constructed principal ly of concrete" and sewer piping. Any handy man should be able to install it, If a septic tank system was properly installed at such places as described in this article, those homes would be as sanitary as a home in the city. To BreaF: in New Shoes. Always shako in Allen's Foot-Kase, a powder, ft cures hot, sweating, aehintr, swollen feet, litres corns, iiurowiiiK nails and bunions. At ill dniBiritits and shoe stores, 2" Dont accept tnvsubsiitute. Ham pie mailed FREE. Address mien o. uimsiea, uj Koy, . i , The greatest known depths of the ocean are six miles, while the greatest mountain heights known are about five and a half miles. iii Crescent Egg-Phosphate ma do all THAT ANT IIK.'II PRicm BAKING POWDER POWDER Kill A FULL POUND 25c Get it from your Grocer A GUARANTEE With Each Pair of GLASSES if You Get Them of J. D. DUBACK Professional Optician Why take chances when I test your eyes and grind each par ticular lens to fit the eye, relieving absolutely nine-tenths of all eye strain, causing headache, dizziness, nauseating of stomach, pains in back of head or blurring of reading at night. Get a pair of the celebrated NEUTRO RAYO LENSES The lens that produces the soft blue light. Absolutely the only city agent. They relieve all aches and pains due to the work under gas, sun or electric light Agent for the KAY DEE and SHUR-ON EYEGLASSES. Send in your old glasses and get them duplicated in a new frame and see the difference. FREE DEMONSTRATION Save This Coupon and Get 10 Per Cent on Same 173 Fourth St., Y. M. C. A. BIdg., Portland "Well, I congratulate you," said the lawyer to his client, as they waited In the corridor for the elevator. "Here you are without a stain or grease spot on your character. You can hold up your head once more and look your fellow man In the eye and hit him in the eye if you want to. You hav passed through the ordeal unscathed The acid test of question and cross- question has indisputably shown the true gold of your character. Yes, in deed, you certainly are to be congrat ulated." "That's all right about that," said the client, morosely, "but if there's any gold in my character there ain' none anywheres else about me. You took care of that. I'm busted. guess 1 11 have to touch you for a lit tie. You did soak it to me good and hard." "I merely mentioned what my fee would be for undertaking your ense, said the lawyer. "You did the rest. Do you think I charged you too much?" "I think about half what I paid you would have been plenty," replied the client, frankly. ."It wasn't much of a case. There wasn't nothln' to it. Say, it was a pipe." "It was, eh?" "Sure. I'd have bet my kit o'' tools against your law llberry that the ver dick would be 'not guilty' afore that jury went out." . "How much do you suppose my li brary is worth?" asked the lawyer, 'Do you think that you'd be giving odds?" "I know I would," said the client. "It wouldn't be worth nothin to me an' I wouldn't know where to sell it, No, I wouldn't have no use for your books an I do know how to use my tools, If I do say it." "That's what the police seemed to think," observed the lawyer. "The muts!" growled the client "If I'd hare, known !" "If you'd have known what?" "If I'd have known what they was goin' to testify to. Why, say! There wasn't nothln' . against .ine , . Not a thing. Anybody, could see that they was Just try in' to put. up a job on a' lnnercent man."- .. , . ...... "Is that your, ground for . asking a rebate?" . , .; ., , I oughtn't to have to ask it," said the client. "I. ain't coin' to. either I Just leave it to you whether you oughtn't to hand me half of what I give you. Why, them fellows didn't know What they was talkin' about. Just as soon as you began to ask 'em questions they got all tangled up. They wasnt dead sure of nothin'. They wouldn't have swore to their own names." "They were rather confused when I got through with them, weren't they?" said the lawyer, with a gratified smile. "As for that prosecutln' attorney, he didn't know his business. either" urged the client. "He started In to wipe up the earth with us. I thought I was In for ten years anyway. uuu i jumu BMjiii mar. ne naa me bluffed. But he was easy. . Easy ! It was a shame the way you handled him. He hadn't got no business bring in' In the kind of everdence he did, nor yet in askln the questions he did." i tnink I pointed that out to the court." - t ... n,. you uju. j.nat was your business. An' the Judge seen It the way you did, too. I don't know noth in aoout law, iut I knew you was In the right about it: It was a walka way. He was dead wrong all the time, Say, I've a notion to sue 'em for dam ages and false imprisonment. I be lieve I could make tt' stick." "i rnniK ir I were you I'd leave well enough aloneV advised the law a borry mat i can t see my way to return you any part of my fee. Next time perhaps you had better Just defend yourself if it s an pnsv mfia like this one." ' ' "Not ine," said the client "I ain't takln' no more chances than I have to in the way of business. Could I borrow $10 and pay it back the first money I earn J" "I'd have to wait too long." "The first money I get. then?" "On that understanding I might spare you- $5," said the lawyer. Chi cago Daily News. destructive Influences of the tmo paere. xne tube whistles have two, three or Ave tube.;. In some specimens the five tubes are made of oxhorn in stead of bamboo. 1 he gourd . whistles are furnished with a mouthpiece and small apertures to the number of two, three, six, ten m . . . . huu even luirteen. certain among them have, besides, a numlier of bam boo tubes, some on tho principal mouthpiece, some arranged around it. These varieties are distinguished by different names. Thus a whistle with one mouthpiece and ten tubes is called "the eleven eyed one." The explanation of the practice of this quaint custom which the Chinese offer is not very satisfactory. Accord ing to them these whistles are Intended to keep the flock together and to pro tect the pigeons from attacks of birds of prey. There seems, however, little reason to believe that a hungry hawk could be induced by this innocent mu sic to keep aloof from satisfying his appetite, and this doubtless suvors of an afterthought which came up long after the introduction of this usage through the attempt to give a rational and practical interpretation of some thing that has no rational origin what ever, for it is not the pigeon that prof its from this practice, but merely the human ear, which feasts on the wind blown tubes and derives aesthetic pleasure from this music. 71 r i m mm; w ifa.i f (.Oflii trie f iliil -. ALCOHOL 3 PEK CENtT AVcgelaWe PrcparallonforAs slmilaiinSifrcFoodanaitaiula ling Uic Sioraachs andBowclsof Zl A h f ,0 m em Fromofes DigeslionJCheerful ncss and Rest.Contains ntiuicr Opiiim.Morph.itie nor Mineral. PiOT NARCOTIC. JtoipeotOMIkSmZLrmim Ihimpkin Sttdm . jKX.iBWtt JibMte&dts jtmtSttd n-tfxm'ml- ISilMticmuLStaa ffivmSrJ' Clariflrd Sufar ' Anerfect Remedy forConsfipa Hon . Sour Stoniach.Diarrhoea Worms .ConvulsionsIcvEnsn ness&ndLoss of Sleep. Fax Simile Signature of NEW YORK. For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears tho Signature of W ml U B iaieKSF Y r 1 1 MmmMtir jw.X J Exact Copy of Wrapper. oo-p.hy. new citt. in se For Over Thirty Years CHINA'S WHISTLING PIGEONS. to Mnalcal Instruments Attached Tail of Flylnjr Birds. One of the most curious expressions of emotional life is the application of whistles to a flock of pigeons. These whistles, very light, weighing but a few drams, are attached to the tails of young pigeons soon after their birth by means or nne copper wire, so that when the birds fly the wind blowing through the whistles sets them vibrat ing and thus produces an open air con cert, for the instruments in one and the same flock are tuned differently. On a serene day in Pekiu, where these instruments are manufactured with great cleverness and Ingenuity, it is possible to enjoy this aerial music while sitting in one's room, says the Scientific American. There are two. distinct types of whis tles those consisting of bamboo tubes placed side by side, and a type based on the principle of tubes attached to a gourd body or wind chest They are lacquered In yellow, brown, red and black, to protect the material from the The Nose. The nose, the most conspicuous fea ture of the human face, has always been regarded with great interest from an esthetic point of view, but it U within a comparatively recent period that its importance in the matter ol health has been recognized. . Its external configuration goes far tc make, or mar beauty of feature, and considered from the point of view ol health, its internal conformation is ol even more .significance. The inside of the nose is divided in to two compartments by a thin plate ol bone and cartilage, called the septum The outer wall of each of these cavities has three projecting ledges, formed ol curved plates of bone covered with loose membrane containing a grea. number of blood-vessels. ' Opening intc the nasal cavity on each- side are sev eral hollow spaces in the bones of tht face, all lined with mucous membrane and containing air. The nerves of smell are located in the mucous membrane which lines the nostrils, and when inflammation ol the membrane occurs, as in a cold in the head, this sense is more or less de stroyed for the time being. The most important function of the nose is that of a breathing organ. The curved plates of bone serve to increa&e the surface covered with mucous mem brane, so that the air in passing over It is warmed and moistened, and so rendered fit to enter ftie bronchial tubes and lungs. It is also filtered and freed from dust and from the many disease-germs which it carries. The dust and microbes are caught on the moist surface, and are carried back tc the entrance of the nostrils in a cur rent caused by the constant downward movement of microscopic hair-like pro jections on the mucous membrane. t This explains in part the evils that result from mouth-breathing, for then the air is neither warmed nor purl hed, and on entering the bronchial tubes it causes congestion. This In turn lessens the resisting power, which all mucous membranes possess, againsl the action of disease-germs. Catarrhal inflammation, diphtheria, tuberculosis, and other respiratory dis eases are much more likely to attack those who, through habit or necessity, breathe largely through the mouth. Obstruction of one nostril, such as occurs when the septum projects tc one side or when there are tumors, called polypi, or other swellings of the mucous membrane, puts too much work on the free nostril. Its membrane be comes congested, and catarrh results. This obstruction may be only tempo rary and may right itself, but when it Is permanent it Is necessary to remove it by operation as a measure of protec tion to the general heaitu. OWA E. BUBTON Amwyer and Chemlrt, Leadville, Colorado. Specimen prices: (jold, Hlver. Lead, tT. Gold. Silver. 75c; Gold. 60c: Zino r Copper, tl. Mnilinu envelope, and full price list mnt on application. Control and Umpire workao lulled. Reference: Carbonate National Bank. Scientific Concrete Septic Tanks Detail plana; bill of material with cost: full directions so anybody, at small expense, can build his own tank, connect old style toilet and sewerage for kitchen slops? making his home sanitary. $3.50. G. H. HAMILTON 174 Manzanita Street, .Portland, Oregon DR. T. P. WISE DENTIST Crown and Bridge Work a Specialty 208-209 Merchants Trust Building i26Mi Washington, cor. Sixth PORTLAND, OR C0FFEE TEA SPICES BAKING POWDER EXTRACTS JUST RIGHT rJ.TJIV.-M3-! vi ncwri nrvcD PORTLAND. ORE.' J If you mirier from Pita, Falling Sickness, Srasms or hav. children, or fn.nds that op .... my Nrt D cov'ry will rslier the.n, and all you aie aeked to do is tosend fnmFree B 'l of Dr. May's Epllepticide Care, It ban cured ti rnsnuds where eveiyiuine else failed Sent free with direction. Espreiw Prepaid. Guaranteed by May Medical Lahoratory m, der the National Food and Druir. Act, JuneSOth. 1906. Van antiKo 18971. Plea frrra AGTS and lull address JK. W. H. MAY, 648 Pearl Street, New York City. The cleanest. liahtest. and most comfortable SLICKER at the same time cheapest in the end because it wears longest 00 FuprvumprA Every garment quar. anteed waterproof Catalog free m m m if C. Gee Wo The Chinese Doctor This wondeful man has made a life study of the properties of Roots, Herbs and Barks, and is frivinir the world the benefit of his services. No Mercury, Poisons or Drugs Used.' No ijKotjSii Operations or Cutting Guarantees to cure Catarrh, Asthma. Luntr, Stomach and Kidney troubles, and all Private Diseases of Men and Women. A SURE CANCER CURE Just received from Pekin, China safe, sure and reliable. Uniailinpr in its works. If you cannot call, write for BymDtom blank and circular. Inclose 4 cents in stami. s. CONSULTATION PREE The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co. 162H first St., cor. Morrison, Portland, Or. The Reason I Make and Sell More Men's $3.00 &. $3.50 Shoes Than Any Other Manufacturer is bactOM I irlv tht wearer tht benefit of the moat complete organization of trained piper ti and ikilled ehoemiikert In the country. The aelection of the leather! for each part of the ahot, ani everr detail of the makinx in every department, la looked alter by tht beat ahoemikere In the ahot induatry. If I could ahow yoa how carefully W. L Bouirlaa ahoea art made, yon would then urderaUnd why they hold thelj aiiape, fit better, and wear longer than any other makt. My Method of Tanning the Soles wakes them Hor Flexible and Longer Wearing than any others. Shni'i fr Every Member nf the Fnmllv, JM eil, liy, oiarn,M ie unil Children. For fwle hy aline dealers everywhere. PAllTlflM I Jolie K,-nnine wiihout V. L. ro,,(ras tynu I lUil a name and prl.-e Ktsinjxd on bottom. Faat Color Eyeleta Uaed Excltuively. Catalog mailed fret, W. L. DOUGLAS. 167 Spark St.. Brockton. Miss. KMPLEID9E A flavoring used the same as lemon or vanilla. I5y dissolving frranulated sugar in water and addinti Mapleine, a delirious fyrup is made and a syrup better than maple. Mapleine is soldbr (rrcH-ers. If not send 3?c for 2 oz. bottle and recipe book. Crescent Mfg. Co., Seattle, Wo. A Postponement. "I thought you were going to be mar ried in March." said the tall girl. "I had expected to be," said the blue- eyed girl, "but I have put It off tl! Juue because my birthday comes In March, and If I get married then my wedding anniversary nd birthday will come right together In future years and I'll get only half as mny presents, be cause everybody will make one set o presents do for both occasions." Soar Milk. The milk was not of the desireo sweetness one morning, and little Elniei pushed his glass awaj after taking a sip. "What'i the matter with the milk, Elmer?" asked his mother. "I guess the milkman has been feed ing his cow on pickles." was the reply. Don't worry ; something will turn up sooner or later vn if it's only youi toes. An absent minded gets his troubles. man 6ddom for Guaranteed tinder 11 Pare Food Laws More Friends Every Year We'll soon count you amone: them. It's just a matter of time. More and more housewives are privine: up the old- style, high-priced. Trust-made Baking Powders. Thousands are turning to BAKING POWDER One trial does it. You'll never go back. e)J Speak to your grocer. Lighter, sweeter lx'vI t - I-.- . . r . T? uaiuug vi money rrjanaea. r ai u cu ter. Costs much less. You won't Htl believe it till you try for your self. 23 Ounce for 23 CoU Jaqnes Mfj. Co Chicago "