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About Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 29, 1908)
Peculiar toeltself In selection, I roportlon and combination of Ingredients, In the process by which their remedial values are extracted and preserved, In effectiveness, usefulness and economy, Curing the widest range of diseases. Doing tlio most good for the money, Iluvlng the most medicinal merit, And the greatest record of cures, Hood's Sarsaparilla In usual liquid form or In chocolated tablets known asSarsatabs. 100 doses $1. I'rultiiltly 1 "Mr. Honkiiisoti," snid the mother of the young woman to the youth whom she suietrl of an ambition to become a member of the family, -"have you ever ' been baptized?" "Once, I think," he answered, hesitat ingly. Ciuix e nnil Effect, The Doctor That is a point In thera peutics I shall have to look up. I find I aw crowing rusty. 'ltie Professor Hasty? Then there is too much iron in your blood. A lilt li.hj, Till.. Porpoise What is the whale blowing about? Dogfish Oh, he got so mnny notices for his feat In swallowing Jonah he's been blowing ever since. Boston Transcript. By the addition of "20-Mule-Team" Horax to the water in which carriages, bicycles, automo biles and other vehicles are washed, the dirt and jrrease will bo quickly removed without destruc tion of the varnish: in fact, the varnish will be benefited by the process ordinnrily. The cow's udder is kept in a clean, healthy and smooth condition by washing it with "20-Mu!c-Team" Borax and water. This prevents rough ness and soreness or cracked teats which make milkinir time a dread to the cow and a worry to the milker. The miik pail is kpt free from stateness, slimi ness and stickiness if it is washed with "20-Mule-Team" Borax and water one tublespooniul to a quart of water. Packed 'a, 1, and 5 lb packanes. KASPARILLA This sterling household remedy is most successfully prescribed for a "world of troubles." For derangements of the di gestive organs it is a natural corrective, operating directly upon the liver and ali mentary canal, gently but persistently stimulating a healthful activity. Its beneficial influence extends, however, to every portion of the system, aiding in the processes of digestion and assimilation of food, promoting a wholesome, natural appetite, correcting sour stomach, bad breath, irregularities of the bowels, con stipation and the long list of troubles directly traceable to those unwholesome conditions. Kasparilla dispels drowsi ness, headache, backache and despond ency due to inactivity of the liver, kidneys and digestive tract. It is a strengthening tonic of the highest value. If Jt fails to satisfy we authorize all dealers to refund the purchase price. Hoyt Cijemicai, Co. Portland, Oregon Ih vonr mouth Mmiliir In nny way to the nhovc bo. 110 nt-t'.l to weir wohtily, unusntilr imrfinl platt or ill-titling, onitnury trid work. Tim lr. H ist' H.vsieni of "TEETH WITHOUT PLATES " I ho remill of 21 yrarV x cr.enrt. t lio nvvr w.iy of ri''!'"'in teeth in ihn n with -teeth in (act. tooth in flppoHrunee. tooth to ohow our food upon, nsjo'i did tiion jonr nnturtil onow. Onr force in fo ori'im irvtl we rim do jour tmtiro crown, bridge or -hiie work in a dny if neeexwiry. 1'cwit hrly pujnk'rf-t vx-tmotinK- Only hiyh-eliwH. wiontitio work. WISE DENTAL CO., INC. Ir. W . A. U'iso. Mtinniror.. 21 yours in Portland. 8oeond FliMr, ruilmti Ituildin, Third and Wash ItiKton Si roots. Uffioo Iioui-h, h A, M. to 1. M. Hun dan, 9 to 1 i M, I'ainlo Kit rttotinu, dOe; idntuH. lb up. 1'honoH A and Main 'AJy. :- -r-,r r.'z. .-.r- t . - ir. z?3i?z ( j if The Kind You Ilnvti Always Bought has borno the signa ture of Chas. II. Fletcher, mid has been made under his personal supervision for over CJO years. Allow no one to deeeivo you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and Just-as-good " arc but Kjerinients, and endanger the health of Children Uxpcrieiu'o against Experiment. What is CASTORIA Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It ' eon tains neither Opium, Morphine nor other .Narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys "Worms and allays Fevcrishness. Jt eures Diarrluea, and AVind Colic. It relieves Teething; Troubles, eures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and jSovvcl, giving' healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panaecu The Mother's Friend. Tlie Kind You Me Always Bought S7 Bears the In Use For Over 30 Years. THE CtNTUH CMMIH, TT MUMIUkT Itlltl. MW VONR CITT. PLOflE at! i l lit wnii in mu innnaiy nine Kin, ina'aui, picked up a shoppln' bug which she days sho sc-on nu old lndy drop an' I thought maybe it was your, ma'am. The Lady In the Hall (haughtily)! There are no old ladies here. It Isn't mine. And yet It wan lirrs, Just the same Cleveland I'laln Dealer. Strictly Dualneaa. Inquiring Friend You've given booze? How did you ever summon enouch fortitude and self-denial to that? Hudger 1 paid a high priced doctor $25 to tell me what was the matter with me, and that was his sole prescription, liy George, I couldn't afford to waste all that money 1 Amending lh Declaration. "Has your order been taken?" asked one of the waiters. "Yes," said Mr. Welbroke, "fifteen min utes ago. If it isn't too late, though, I'd like to change it." "To change your order, lr?" "Yes; if you don't mind I'll, change it to an entreaty." Mothers will find Mrs. 'Window's Boothln? Byrup the best rmnedy to use to? their ch iiir O timing the tuo thing pencil. The fifth wedding anniversary Is the "wooden" wedding; the tenth, "tin;" fif teenth. "cryBial ;" twenty-fifth, "silver;" thirtieth, "pearl;" fiftieth, "golden;" seventy-fifth, "diamond." Orluln of the C'oolnena. Esmeralda I don't care much for auto mobile riding. Gwendolen I suppose not; the chauf feur can't manage the machine with oni hand. Prosper I ve Business. ."I'll take your damage case," said the lawyer, helping to his feet the man "just hit by an automobile. "Thank you," replied the victim. "I'm not much hurt.' but I recognized that measly chauffeur. He may have a case for you later." Philadelphia Ledger. K plRiiieil nt Last. "The late I r. .Morgan Dix." said n clerynian of New York, "had a droll way or llglitenint: grave subjects witli Utile humorous nsiden. Once I heard him addressing n graduating class at a medical school. He began In this way : "'Physiologists tell us, gentlemen, that the older a man grows the smaller his brain becomes. This explains why the old man knows nothing and the young one everything.' " CITC Bt. Vitus Dnnre una orvoos uiseano. prm- 1 1 3 nently cored by Dr. i .ine'n Greut Nerve lie torer. Send for FREE $2 00 trial liottle unit tretie. Dr. K. H. Kline, Ld., 831 Arch Bt., 1'hilaJelpliia, Pa. .t Dhapiiolntfd, Goodman Gonroog I've had of a job an' I've a great mind work. the offer to go to I lay mold Storey 1 alwuz knowed ther wus a yeller streak in you. Tim Fhiiicus Four. Each of the following named gentle men, upon being out late with the boys has concocted a famous excuse, and. what i more wonderful, got away with it. They are: Jonah. Ulysses, Rip Van Winkle, Robinson Crusoe. Judge. Fairy Tale. On the third finger of her left hand the sweet young thing wore a magnificent soli taire. "So you're going to marry a prince, are you?" said the necessary questioner. "A prince? I don't understand." "The son of a coal king." "O, yes," smiled the sweet young thing. "I'm to be his Cinder Ella." To Breal in New Shoes. Always shake in Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder, tt cures hut, swenting, ai-hing, swollen feet, 'u res rorns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At !l ln:gi;is!3 and shoe steres, 2"e. Dont aecept i!ivsu list it nte. Sample niai Leil FIIEK, Aibirets Ulen S. Olmsted, Lu Koy.X. Y. Coiiceiii! nc Mm. Jypes. Mrs. Goodsole What satisfaction does Mrs. Jypes derive from her new automo bile? I never see her riding in it. Miss Capsicum She isn't deriving any satisfaction from it now. The Snood let have bought a finer one. -.! i Signature of A. Flavoring. It males a ryrup better than Maple. 5 Sold by grocer. 'PER UNA A TONIC OF GREA T USEFULNESS. . R. S. THARIN. . Tharin, attorney at law and counsel for ..ntKTrust League, writes from Pennsylvania Ave. N. W., Washington, D. C, as follows: "Having used Peruna for Catarrhal disorders, I am able to testify to its great remedial excellence and do not hesitate to give it my emphatic en dorsement and earnest recommendation to all persons affected by that disorder. It is also a tonic of great usefulness." Mr. T. Barnecott, West Aylmer, On tario, Can., writes: "Last winter I was ill with pneumonia after having la grippe. I took Peruna for two months, when I became quite well. I also in duced a young lady, who was all run down and confined to-the house, to take Peruna, and after taking Peruna for three months she is 'able to follow her trade of tailoring. I can recommend Peruna for all such who are ill and re quire a tonic." Pe-ru-na Tablets. Some people prefer to take tablets, rather than to take medicine in a fluid form. Such people can obtain Peruna tablets, which represent the solid medicinal ingredients of Peruna. Each tablet is equivalent to one average dose of Peruna. iKiireiie Dmoklng um the Increase. Consumption of cigarettes increased largely In the United States during the last fiscal year ended June 30, 100S. according to the preliminary annual statement of Internal revenue receipts. Tobacco revenues generally fell oil, the public smoking fewer cigars than ti e preceding year, taking less snuff nr.d chewing less. But more cigarettes of all kinds were used. Less spirits were used than In l')07, the heaviest falling off being in the spirits distilled from grain, the reve nue on which declined over $15,000.uft0. This would Indicate large decline hi whisky consumption. The lecr busi ness, however, continued to grow in spite of the depression. The total decrease-in Internal reve nue, as compared with the preceding fiscal year, was $1 7,1)98.072. In 1020. "Prisoner," said the magistrate se verely, "you are charged with being a millionaire. How did you happen to full?" "Your honor," responded the trem bling man at the bar, "In a moment of weakness I made a book on the races." "You're not incurable," rejoined the magistrate, who at heart was not un kind. "Co ni!d reform by playing the book of some other fellow. Dismissed." Philadelphia Ieder. Fame. Proud Father My daughter, I suppose, is getting along famously with her dra ma tic studies. Principal (of the school of dramatic art) Kr yes ; indeed she is. On ar amateurs' night at one of the theaters re cently the audience fairly went wild with enthusiasm when she starred in a little comedy called "Getting the Hook." Chi cago Tribune. Enousrh 1o Wnke Tbcm. "It's wonderful," said Dubley, "how wideawake the Japanese have become in recent years." "Oh. it's not S) wonderful." replied the observant man, "when you consider that they have an earthquake every night or so in their country." Phila delphia Press. ApiiHllInx Itevtilt. Sadly the mermaid regarded herself her mirror. "This," she said, "is the penalty Im posed by nature for the absurd effort of my ancestresses, ages ago, to abolish hips !" From which we learn how dnnjrermis it is to meddle wli.li the orderly processes of evolution. I'p lo Ilatts They were looking up at the latest skyscrapper. "Hut what are these things sticking out from the sides?" csked the upstate friend. "Those? Oh. those are the mil posts I" answered the New Yorker. Judge. 3 AN UNSURPA5SED REMEDY t Pwot Cure it an unsunmiM rr- JM imdy (at coughs, coldt, bronchitis, asthma, hoarseness and throat and lunf affections. It goes direct to the anal of the trouble and trneraHr restores healthy ronciition. 1 'other can five their children Pitt's Cute wdh perfect confctlmce in iu curative Kwen and ftmvum rrom opiates, imous for hali m century. At all druggist', 25 eta. m mmmmmmmm$w ; " milt fmX do ml ? ffak ifi ?Mm': IS i fifgfr HON Hon. R. S SOMETHING FOR EVERYBODY A cord of wood ordinarily yields alKut ouo ton of mechanical pulp or about ono-half ton of chemical pulp. There tire nearly fifty clocks on the giant ocean liner Lusltanbi, controlled by a master clock in the charthouso. The IUver Polk flows Into a cuve hi Iho side of a mountain, and- completely dlsap'M'ars, at Adelsburg, near Trieste. An alrgun of large size, working on the principle of the pneumatic hammer, has been devised for killing animals in a humane manner. Eau de cologne, invented by Johann Maria Ferina, over two hundred years ago, is comjKJsed of oils of neroll, cit ron, bergamot, crange and rosemary. An Englishman has invented a bicycle for the blind. In reality, it is a mul ticycle, carrying twelve riders, led by n seeing person, -who does the steer ing. According to the, delegates to the nn tional opticians' convention in Philadel phia, women's eyes are weaker than men's, and more of the fair sex wear glasses. The French Ministry is drafting a bill to make n standard karat for weighing precious stones, fixed at 20O milligrams, and prohibiting the word for any other weight. Miss Ruby Abrams, who was recently graduated at the head of the art class in Cooper Institute, is deaf, and until a few years ago was also dumb. She has been an art student ever since she was graduated at the head of iier class six years ago at the Institute for the Improved Instruction of Deaf Mutes. She has the record of having won four prizes during her art course." It is not a hundred years ago sine stays for women were composed not of whalebone or hardened leather, but of bars of iron and steel from three inches to four inches broad and eighteen inches long. Again, during the reign of George III. the top of the steel stay had a long stocking needle attached to it to pre vent girls from spoiling their shape by stooping too much over their work. Consul General K'ohert J. Wynne makes the report that the, returns of shipping and tonnage of the Suez canal for 1907 show that the net tonnage exhibits an all round increase, the fig ures for the last yerir showing an in crease of 1,2.$2,!'30 tons, as compared with that of 11)00, and an increase of 1, 51)4,32!) over 1005. Receipts during 1W7 showed an increase of $1,557,000, 'is compared, with 1!)00. The boring of an artesian well is not an easy task. The well of Grenelle (France) required from Dec. 24, 1S33, to Feb. 20, 1S41, for completion. The one at Passay of the same depth took only two years to make. Our engineers now count upon one year in which to complete the well of Maisons-f.nrlitte. This well is already at a depth of 400 meters. It will go to a depth of 550 meters. De DIon-Routon Journal. Mrs. Phoebe Hideout, of California, Is the latest recruit to the ranks of the women bank pi'i sidents. Mrs. Hideout lias just been elected to succeed her late husband as the president of the bank at Oroville, Cal., and also as pres ident of the bunks at Marysville and Grldley. The aggregate capital of the three institutions is said to be more than $:5,()00.00O. Mrs. William Lang don, wife of the city attorney of San Francisco, has been elected president of life I'nion Savings P.ank at Modesto. Miss Esther V. Ilassen, of Washing ion, is to be the chief hospital nurse of the navy. She is a graduate of the New Haven Training School for Nurses and has served in her profession in Philadelphia, on the hospital ship Re lief and on the Isthmus of Panama Her nppointmcnt will make her head of the corps of women nurses in the nava! hospitals here and abroad, but not on ships of war. The corps of naval nurses will number eventually more than fifty anil will have an organiza tion similar to that of the army women nurses. j The production of American gems more than doubled last .year, acordin- to the covernment reports, the total value for l'.HiT being J? 171. .".0O, while in i the preceding year the total was ?2oS.- ! (i0O. The total production of sapphires ! in the l"n!ted States last year was val- : nod nt S22;.S(jO. Tourmaline is second ' in importance and is placed at !?S1.120. Among other important gems produced were clirysoprase, to the value of $45, 000; California, ?25.(HK); turquoise. $23,S40; spodumene gems (kunzite and hiddenite), ? 11.500; varicite. utahlit. and n nit trice, $7,500; rose quartz, beryl, aquamarine and garnet, each over ?fi, 000. Women postal clerks in Norway have been promised equal pay with the men clerks as one of the first results of their obtaining equal political riirhts. In the sevententh century, when Eng lishwomen were stiil recognized as ;is sessing an economic .and political stat us side by side with Englishmen, there was written an interotiiig entry in the church warden's aeeoutsts of St. Martln's-iii-the-Fciils, proving that one Elizabeth ltartlett was intrusted with the casting of the second bell, and thar all the women employed thus were paid nt the same rate as men for the same work. Another Instance is to be found In the records of flic Fleet prison, of whleli tlio first female warden, appoint- Oil In U't7 on t!i 1.at'a of lur hus Ifliul. Kitort, rf''ivcl tin s:nm salary "as tlio said Ui'lKTt li.nl Ix'on ikn-iis-lotiH-d tt during Illy." There v:is no talk tlion of duilinlMg tin wmiwu'sf sphere to work that was paid badlj Rheumatism is caused by an excess of uric acid in the blood, which 19 carried through the circulation to all portions of the system. Every muscle, nerve, bone and joint absorbs the acrid, pain-producing poison, vusing aches, inflammation, stillness and other well known symptoms of the disease. Permanent relief from the pains and discomfort of Rheumatism cannot be expected from the use of liniments, plasters, and other external treatment which does not reach the blood, where the cause is located. Such measures give temporary relief, but in order to cure Rheumatism the uric acid and inflammatory poison must be expeil -;d from the blood. S. S. S. cures Rheumatism because it is a perfect blood purifier. It goes down into the circulation, neutralizes the uric acid and drives it from the blood. S. S. S. expels the irritating, inflammatory matter which is causing the pain, swell ing ard other discomfort, enriches tl.e weak, sour blood, and permanently cures Rheumatism. In all forms of Rheumatism, whether acute or chronic, S. S. S. will be found a safe, vegetable remedy, possessing the properties needed to cure, and at the same time a medicine that builds up the entire system by its fine tonic effects. Book on Rheumatism and any medical advice free to all who write. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA. Peanut Imported. ; So many peanuts are eaten In this country that the native supply is not sullielent for the demand and about $3,000 worth of the African nuts were Imported from Marseilles in 1000 and over $73,0(;0 worth in 1007. The west coast of Africa produces quantities of peanuts. Society Horror. "Gayman, I saw you in the conserva tory the other afternoon embracing an eldprly spinster." "I don't deny it, Goodsole. I was try ing to conserve our natural resources." "Wh-whatV" "Reclaiming an arid waist." Habitual supauon M i x '1 ( lay bepermononuy overcome by proper personal efforts witiithe osststance oftKeone truly beneficial loxatai? rcmecly, Syrup of fTgs. and El'uirojScnr.a wliich enables cue to form regular Kabtts daily so tliat assistance to na tore may be grarluoljy dispensodwith when no longer needotl as tbe bested; remedies, v hen reauirod, are to assist nature and not to supplant the natur al junctions, which n.ust depend ulti mately upon proper nourishment, proper efforts ,and right living generally. To get its beneficial effects, always buy the genuine SyrupfftgsEl ivH Senna "- tnanujactured bj the California Pig S'rup Co. oniy S0LD BY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS one size oiily, ivouiur price 50f p DotUe. ton (RESCElMT Egg-Phocphate c a B a f H B9 I ft ia do all THAT AST HIGH PRICED POWDER YiUl DO AND DO IT BiHTTR A FULL These splendid men's SYLO FOR MEN there is in shoe leather. Every piece of material is of the 'choicest tannage. The workmanship is perfect; the styles are up-to-date. When it comes to service, there is nothing that equals them in lasting "HONORBILT" SHOES are everytliing the name implies. They are "built on honor. No matter where you look, or find anything that will outclass them in wear, style or comfort. If your dealer will not Look for the Mayer trade FREE Send us the nrtme handle Mayer llonorbilt Siioes. ton, size isxai. :-. k A e also n .kc Lpad -adinrrT ; Merit ashingrton Comfort M'-O-.j and Special F. Mayer Boot & Shoe Co. M I LWAU KEE, WISCONSIN Purest of the Pure. The in the land is not alvays the fi Mi f 25 Ounces for 23 Gents Is the result of modem ideas. Costs OUNCES less. Does better work. You must try it to see. Get a can on trial The baking: will be vastty better, lighter and tastier or we rav for the ran U it. ... cS fci a emm for RHEUMATISM TOWER'S FISH BRAND WATERPROOf OILED GARMENTS are cut on largff patterns, designed rogive Tnewearer ,the utmost comfort LIGHT-DURABLE-CLEW1 (3UA!?ANTEirwrjERPR0cr SUITS 322 SLICKERS 322 rov hah tiAs mi "tfs ikm or ui run. IT0wt CO 603 TON US- I0WI CMAOAU CO. imcT I0KWT0 CM. C. Gee Wo The well known reliable CHINESE Root and Herb DOCTOR YKnr mnde n life ntudy of t-5', H&tf! .i.!- diwove ,y VJ'-i. -rlVf iM!!tOtl.O WO .v,-. i f'Ht-s i!iiu ieri. una in ldh erv-1 and is piv- orld hie wonder- No Mercury, Poisons or Drugs Used- He Cures W'tliout Ooeratio.i, rr Yr ithout l!ie Aid of d Knif He (.'unranteen to Ci:re i iiTiirr'ii. Asthma, Lung, 1'hroirt. hiieiinint:-'n. N-rvotin. Nervosa lX'liiityf -onttn-h. I.ipr. Ki!iioy 'I ro-ii h--iitiao I.o--; Munhood leuiule and All i-rioite iLnxenye A SURE CANCER CURE Just Received from Peking, Oina Safe, Sure and Reliable. IF YOTT ARE AFI.ICTKP. IONT DELAY. L'ELAib ARE D.vKCtJiOt.'b. COINSLJL.TATIO'S FKEE tf yoa cannot call, write for sympton blnnk andclzcA liir. Inclose 4 ( -n'p in ("tan i b. THE O. 'iEEWO CinXr-SEMKLicnJEOO. S21-2 i irst St., Cor. Morrison, Portiaiid, Oregoo, P lease Mention This Parer. P N U No. 44-08 "IT 7 HEN wrltinp to ad -vertisers please V nienti.iii thl3 paper. Get it from your Grocer POUND 25c shoes represent the qualities. what you pay, you will never supply you, write to us. Mark on the sols. cf a dealer who cocj not mid we will send you ":l .n.lv Shoes. Martha J'9r3S School fchoes. ' best most costly. iPk U Jaques Mfg. C Chicago, I I "" - I'.- k n. C POWDER bestV-M.