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Catarrh Is 'a constitutional disease originating In Impure blood and requiring constitutional treatment acting through and purifying the blood for Its radical and permanent euro. The greatest constitutional remedy is HoodSarsaparilla In usual liquid form or In chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs. 100 doses $1. Nasal and other local forms of catarrh re relieved by Catarrlets, which alluy in flammation and deodorize cysrharge. 50c. TBI DAI8T ILY KILLEI dmtroya nil tlie tliOH und iifforiis comfort toetry home in iliniiitf room, Hlnepinii romu and evry plm-H win. re dim urtjtroulilHsouifi. Olnn, noAt ami will not mil or nr thorn once und vou will nmii i,u .hi t i ' If not Imp' liy auuluni, nt piei'iiiil formic. HAROLD S0JUEK8, 1 DcK.lb .., Brooklyn, K. T. T The colonic of (Jn-nt Hriiain have nearly 1(H) times more aren (lian the mother country, France eighteen times and Germany five times. I'orrlitn nnd DomeaMp. His Wife (rending) I see they hnd a bread riot In Spain recently. Her lluslmnd Yes; and we'll have one at home soon If there Isn't an im provement In your biHcuits. Orthographical Itomance. They we're returniug from the spelling bee. "Mr. Spoonamore," she said, "why did you miss that easy word? You spelled 'honor' with a 'u ' " "I know it," he answered. "The feel ing came over me all at once that I just couldn't get along without 'u,' Miss Daisy." With which old, old story he won her. Unneceaaary. "Yes," growlod old Uoxley, "Mabel'i lover Interviewed me last night 8tupK fellow ; no sense at all." "Ah!" exclaimed Aiwum, "then jov won't have blni for a son-in-law?" 0 "I? What have I to do with It? The kleu of his coming to ask me when tin girl and her mother are satisfied. II he hnd any senne he'd know that et tied 1L" Philadelphia Preea. Ileflnrd Torlnre. "Lil, you just ought to have heard how Miss Capsicum talked the oher clay when she was real mad. You don't know what you missed." "What did she say, Jen?" "Gracious ! You don't expect me to sa the dreadful things she said, do you?" Glvea II I in No Trimble. "I'ncle Heury, don't you find It hard work being a vegetarian?" "Not at all, my boy. It's only neces sary to be conservative ahotit.it. When I feel an insatiable craving for a big plate of bacon and eggs I always yield to it." Chicago Tribune. Unferintf a Demurrer. "Talk about the superiority of mina over mutter!" suid the argumentative boarder. "It's just the other way. II you want to be sure not to forget a thing you don't trust it to your memory. You tn ke a pencil nnd a ilip of paper and make a memorandum of it." flt. Vitus Danra and all Nervous DU"ae9 rwrmanentl v curort hv Ijr. Klltie'fl lirint .crve Ilcntoror. Hcnd for KKKE 2trlal bottle and -realise, lit. It. ILKlln.'. Id., 3i Arch bu, l'UUa.,1' i & Neutrality. The roter In Drearyhurst reflected. "If I vote the 'citizens' ticket,' " h said, "I'm agin the people, and if I vote the 'people's ticket' I ain't a good citi zen. Blamed if I'm goin' to vote at all !" Pulling his hat down over his eyes, he turned on his heel and strode away In disgust. The intricacies of village politic were too deep for him. When the Hair Falls Then it's time to act! No time to study, to read, to experi ment! You want to save your hair, and save it quickly, too! So make up your, mind this very minute that if your hair ever comes out you will use Ayer's Hair Vigor. It makes the scalp healthy. The hair stays in. It cannot do any thing else. It's nature's way. Tha beat kind of a testimonial "Oold tot over sixty years." A 1 JCad by J . u. Ay r Co., Lowoii, luu. Al.o luaniUaotursr fit - . 5ASSAPARJU.A. 1 ZfO PILLS. J CntEJiY PECT02AL. SUM CUMS DISEMES Tromaraa Coivni. "Trousseau gowns nre lovelier than ever," says the fashion editor of the Woman's Home Companion, "but as they have increased In beauty, they have lessened In number. Very few brides of to-day, no matter how fash ionable they may be, order a trousseau consisting of a great number of cos tumes. The reason for this is that fash Ions change so that it is necessary every little while to have a new-style gown if one Is to keep pace with the capri cious modes. "The bridal princess gown Is a style which will be In fashion for a long time to come. One can wear It as long ms the material lasts by merely changing the sleeves to meet the requirements of the prevailing fashion." Mothers will find Mrs. WImIotVs Soothing Byrup the best remedy to use for their children iuriug the teething period. I have used your S. S. S., spring and fall, for the past two years, with the result that it entirely relieved me of a form of Eczema which my doctor was unable to cure. My arms, .lower limbs, and, in fact, the biggest portion of my whole body was affected, and when I first began S. S. S. the itching, etc., was worse, but I continued the remedy with the result that the dry, itching eruption en tirely disappeared. I think a great deal of your medicine, and have recommended it to others with good results. It is the best blood medicine made, and I can conscientiously recommend it -for the cure of all blood and skin affections. CHAS. HORSTMAN. Wheeling, W. Va. There is an evaporation from the body going on continually, day and" night, through the pores and glands of the skin. This is nature's way of maintaining the proper temperature of our systems and preserving the soft ness and flexibility of the skin, and so long as the blood is free from impur ities no trouble will result. When, however, the blood from any cause becomes infected with humors and acids, these too must be exoelled. and coming in contact with the delicate fibres and tissues with which the skin is I so abundantly supplied they produce irritation and inflammation, and the effect is shown by Kczema, Acne, Tetter, and skin affections of various kinds. These impurities and humors get into the blood through a deranged or! inactive condition of the system ; the members whose duty it is to carry off ' the waste and refuse matter of the body fail to properly perform their work. I and.this impure, fermenting matter is left in the system to be absorbed by the blood. The skin is not only afTMfl by poisons generated within the system, mil poisons irom wirnrmr , such as Poison Oak, Poison Ivy, Nettle Rash, etc., enter through the open pores and glands, and so thor oughly do they become rooted in the blood that they are ever present, or return at certain seasons of each year to torment the sufferer. Salves, washes, lotions, etc., cannot cure skin diseases. True, such treatment re lieves some of the itching and dis comfort, and aids in keeping the skin clean, but it does not reach the real cause, and at best can be only palli ating and soothingr. A thorough cleansing of the blood is the only certain cure for skin diseases. S. S. S., a gentle acting, safe blood purifier, made entirely of vegetable ingredients of the forest and field, is the proper treatment. S. S. S. goes down into the circulation, and neutralizes the acids and humors, thoroughly cleansing and purifying the blood, and curing skin affections of every kind. It supplies to the blood the fresh, nutritive qualities necessary to sustain the skin and all other parts of the body, and rids the blood of any and all poisons. S. S. S. cures Kczema, Tetter, Acne, Salt Rheum, Poison Oak and Ivy, Nettle Rash, and all other skin troubles, and cures them permanently b' removing every trace of the cause from the blood. Special book on Skin Diseases and any medical advice desired furnished free to all who write. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA. Work for Live Improrrmf nt Society. In small centers of population where none but the most general laws govern it is necessary to form an improve ment society to look after the health and well being of the people as a whole, says the Los Angeles Times. The laws of hygiene must be observed. Both sew ers and surface drainage should be pro vided by the people as a whole, and where no city government exists this is a splendid work for a live society for civic betterment. Shake Into Your Shoes Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder for the feet. It cures painful, swollen, smarting, sweating feet. Makea new shoes easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe Stores. Don't accept any substitute. Sample FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y. TP fill ifcll if Without Plates Out-of-Town People We can do your entire Crown, Bridge and Plate Work in a day, if necessary. Positively Painless Extracting Free when Plates or Bridges are ordered. Sensitive Teeth and Roots re moved without the least pa;n. Ten chairs. Only the most sci entific and careful work. 20 Years in Portland W. A. WISE Failing Bldg., Third and Washington Sts. And Associates Painless Dentists 8 A. M. to 8 P. M.; Sundays 9 to 12. Painless Extraction 50c; Plates, 5.00. Both Thones, A and Main 2029. Beautify School Ground. Just at present is a good time for all interested to look over the local school yard and consider if It meets their ideas regarding beauty, shade, protec tion, educational value, etc. If It does not, the time is ripe to "got busy" with others whose interest is equal to yours and try to ameliorate present condi tions so that this piece of public prop erty will no longer be a reproach to those in control. ' In IJrooklyn. Third-Floor Tenant See here! I'm one of a committee of men In this build ing, and I've called to ask you to sell your flute.'1 Second-Floor Tenant Delighted to see yon. I'm one of another commit tee, and was about to come up and asV if you'd sell your baby. Tid-Bits. $100 Reward, $100. The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn tuat there is at least one dreaded disease that science has been able to cuie in all i's stHKes, ami that in Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure is the onlv positive cure now known tot he medical fraternity. Catarrh be n a constitu tional disease, requires a constitutional treat ment Hall's Catarrh Cure ixiakcn internally, acting (lireatly unon the blood and mucous sur faces of the system, theiebvdetroyingthefo in dation of t lit disease, and giving t e pat ent strength by building up the constitu'ion and assisting nature in doing its work. The pro prietors have so much faith in itscurative pow ers hat they offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that It fails to cute. Send for list 0 testimonials. Address F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. Sold bv all druggists, 75c. Take Hall's Family Fills for constipation. worn. When our stiff and stubborn Congress isn't balking, isn't balking. Or a-spunking up and getting on its ear, on its ear. How it loves to hear itself serenely talk ing, 'renely talking. And exuding gobs of heated atmosphere, atmoHphere! Chicago Tribe ne. Don't Poison Baby. pORTY TEARS AGO almost every mother thought her child must have PAREGORIC or laudanum to make it sleep. These drugs will produce sleep, and A FEW DROPS TOO MANY will produce the SLEEP FROM WHICH THERE IS m WAKING. Many are the children who have been killed or whose health has been ruined for life by paregoric, laudanum and morphine, each of which is a narcotic product of opium. Druggists are prohibited from selling either, of the narcotics named to children at all, or to anybody without labelling them " poison." The definition of " narcotic " is : "A medicine which relieves pain and produces sleep, hut which in poisonous doses produces stupor, coma, convul sions and death. " The taste and smell of medicines containing opinn are disguised, and sold under the names of "Drops," "Cordials," "Soothing Syrups," etc. You should not permit any medicine to be given to your children without you or your physician know of what it is composed. CASTORIA DOES HOT CON TAIN NARCOTICS, if it bears the signature of Chas. H. Eetchcr. Letters from Prominent Physician addressed to Chas, EL FSetcher. 1 ALCOHOL 3 PER CKNT ANegelable Preparalionirls Hie SiomarJis aMBoveis cf r 5 Promofcs Dies!ion,Qecrfur ness and ResiXontalns neiiircr Opium .Morphine norJliucral. Not Nai c otic. imptilt Seed" JUxJenim lihrmSerd Clcnbtd Sugnr ttiatojnm firw. ADerfect Remedv for Ccnsttra Hon . Sour Stomach.Biarrhoca Worms ,CofiVUlsions.revcrisii ness and Loss OF SLEEP. FacSiniile Signature of NEW YORK. Dr. J. W. Dlnsdale, of Chicago, 111., says: "I uso jour Castoria anJ advise Its use In all families where there tro cli"-rcn." Dr. Alexander E. Mintle, of Cleveland, Ohio, ears: "I have frequently prescribed your Castoria and have found It a reliable and pleasant rem edy for children." Dr. J. S. Alexander, of Omaha, Neb., says: "A medicine so valuable and beneficial for children as your Castoria is deserves the highest prai3e. I find it ia use everywhere." Dr. J. A. UcClellan, of Buffalo, N. T.t eays: "I hare frequently prescribed your Castoria for children and always got good results. In fact I usa Castoria for my own children." Dr. J. "W. Allen, of St. Louis, Mo., says: "I heartily endorse your Cas toria. I have frequently prescribed it in my medical practice, and have always found it to do all that is claimed for it" Dr. C. H. Glidden, of St. Taul, Minn., says: "My experience as h, prac titioner with your Castoria has been highly satisfactory, and I consider It an excellent remedy for the young." Dr. II. D. Benner, of Philadelphia, Ta., says: "I have used your Cas toria as a purgative In the cases of children for years past with the most happy effect, and fully endorse It as a safe remedy." Dr. J. A. Boarman, of Kansas City, Mo., says: "Your Castoria Is a splen did remedy for children, known the world over. I use it in my practice and have no hesitancy ia recommending it for the complaints of infanta and children." Dr. J. J. Mackey, of Brooklyn, N. Y., eays: "I consider your Castoria an excellent preparation for children, being composed of reliable medicines and pleasant to the taste. ' A good remedy for all disturbances of thr digestive organs." CASTOR! A always iJearB the Signature of GENUINE Exact Copy of Wrapper. The Kind You Have Always Bought In Use For Over 30 Years. THC CCNTAUR COMMNV. TT MURRAY STREET NEW YORK CrTV. MADE FOR C SERVICE and guaranteed WATERPROOF OILED SUITS. SUCKERS AND HAI5 Every garment guaranteed Clean - Light Durable 5uits3 Slickers 35? joLOtrmr dcmcrs twrrwniiie catalog rtt rot nc askihs j TOWtR CO BOSTON J M IVhnt the Uogm Were For. Observing several $.",(K0 bulldogs on the multimillionaire's estate, the witty visitor remarked : "Are those dogs here to eat up sub pepnas'.'" And the multimillionaire chuckled craftily. "Ah, no, my friend." he whispered, "they are here to eat up subpoena serv ers." Out of It. "Don't you feel well?" asked a friend. "Not very," answered Cunirox. "Why don't you g home?" "I can't. Mother nnd the pins giving a tea and I'm not Invited Washington Star. r l.e,tp-Vrar Worries. 1 Jack What's the matter, old manT You look worried. Tom Oil. Miss Faintheart keeps m guessing. She hasn't proposed yet. Jack Hut you told me you didn't in tend to marry her. Tom And 1 don't, r.ut. after all tha time I've wasted on hois I think she niisibt at least give me a chance to re fuse her. The Sfrnlirjlitf iimard Sri, 'Tlease give me two bills for my hat, one for H for my husband and for $20 to show my lady friends." Megzendorfer Ulaetter. are 'o Sncnrlnic Permitted. I The Pennsylvania railroad has recently posted notices in its various workshops forbidding profanity. In view of the pres pnt railroad situation, why not put such notices in the executive offices and mail one to every stockholder? Wall Street Journal. Another Backset for Reform. The editor looked over the manuscript nd handed it hack. "I don't like your dialect," he said. "But, sir." said the literary aspirant, startled and indignant, "that isn't dia lect ! That's written in the reformed spelling I" More Trouble. "My husband had an awful time col lecting that debt," Mrs. Iapsling was saying. "I don't pretend to understand law terms, but I heard him say that be fore he could get the money he had to Barney Shea the rfian's wares." WANTED REGARDING AJt!i2ZrJ 8HOE8 T-LL VlA2sy'o J.'. S 8 ar - TT - Q . n "MEMBER OFTHE FAMILY. R V "l-iH MEN. BOYS. WOMEN. MISSES AND CHILDREN. W WXiJSr L N ftriumlr. ta W. L. Douglan mmkm mnd ntf fi mi't2,0, M.OOmriS.0sM thmn mny dhf manul mcturmr In Ihm vrorld. bocmumm thmy hold tllt3& mhmpm, lit bmttme, war lonpo. mnd mhomrn Ct Ihm mrortd to-da v. wS W. L Douglas $4 ind $5 Gilt (dire Shoes Cannot Ba Equalled At Art Prk mri'A 1TIUV. W. I. IVvilu mrm nd rl tl MimMd on bottom. Take W Kattt. Bold t th hnt ihoo (txtlrr ninikm ttboe aaaile from f-trrr to any part of tho world. 11Ib fctoCMiotfmMMf mUtm. W. i. bOllfiLAJ. BfMkMs MMb Farm or Business for Rale. Not particular about location. Wish to hear from OWNER only who will aell direct to buyer. Give price, descrip tion and utate when possession can be had. Address, L DARBYSHIRE, lUt 221 RcWtttr. H. 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