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tttL fc-13i PAGE FOUR. UAXLX KA3T UKfcfj'UAf.t.V. KKXIMIeTUX. OHJK.O TltVItSDAY, JASTUART it. Mi. EIGHT PACES. AS INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER. FaMlshed nlly nd Semi Weekly at.ren dletoo. Oregon, by tbs KAST OKEUOMAN I'UBLISHINO CO. SU'l'.SCUUTION llATKS. Pljr, on year, by mall lUy, alx months, by mall . lteliy, three montbs, by inll DaUly. ono tuutiih. by mall Daily, one year, by carrier rtl, nix mouths, by carrier Dell, 'fcri uwnttj. oy carrier ... Daily, one mootli, by carrier fteal Weekly, one year, by mall.... leal-Weekly, six months, by mail . . JiiSjrWeoklj, four months, by mall. , .15.00 , . 2 Ml . . 1.25 . . .SO .. T 60 . .! .& . i.5 . .65 . 180 . .75 . .50 Tb mily East Oregonlao la kept on sale a the Oregon New. Co.. 32 Morrison atreet. Portland. Oregon. jJirthweet New. to., Portl?nd-nIr1?0"-Chl.ago Bureau. Security Building WashluKton, D. C, Bureau, 501 Four Mreatb Kreet. N. W. Ctered at the postofflo at Pendleton, Orou, a. eecoud-class mall matter. Member United Pres. Aasoclatlon. aVpbcme Mala 1 THE ONE KECOMPEXSE. Official City and County Paper. Life is a hard row oftentimes a riddle. But here comes Mister Happi ness a-playin' of his fid dle! II. Don't you be a-sayin' that your oY nriPA is slim : Come in. believers, an' have a 4' ' ; - .v '-TFlTiVi' "f . ! . Where Young Pendleton is Educated LADIES' CHOICE. round with him! III. Life is the hard row, an' trouDie Is a-comln'. Joys are marcnin' sim iu y0U a regiment a-arum-mln'! The fateful year has now arrived when women may take the initiative in love. It Is a privilege won, so tra dition says, when St. Bridget pleaded I with St. Patrick for the girls of her But jenarge. .rairicK tnougnt one year in 4 seven- enough for women to' have the .choosing. Eut he could not withstand IV. Oh, all never be a-sayin' that the skies are dim; When Happiness is singln. Join the hallelula hymn! Frank I Stanton. 1 XCOXOMY AND EXTRAVAGANCE. One may think that a feeling of 4eep depression must have assailed the congressman when it was an nounced that President Taft, shortly after the meeting of congress Jan. X, would send in a message on econ omy and efficiency. But perhaps the general sentiment was expressed by those who delivered themselves of a solemn and portentous wink. , '. Twenty year ago a political con vulsion was created by the first "Bil tton dollar congress." Now each her cajoleries. " 'Biddy' acushla, pqueez? me that 4 1 way again, and I'll give you leap year, ! the longest of the lot" were his words. 1 I as the story books say. And so from St. Bridget down, the women have been ab'e to look out for themselves Their" traditionally passive attitude oh the marriage question is likely to be as misleading as that of the Fpier about the time the fly enters the widespread web. These however be secrets of dark parlors and cloistral park benches, concerning -which we know not' But at the Leap-year dances, now . in vogue, we' are glad to note that wo man comes publicly to her own. She jshould make the mo.t of her privi lege. The unmannerly sr-lf 's'inesa so of ten seen on the dance floor is very i unfair In its distribution of favors at other times. Frilly, fluffy, flower . , , ... , , marry hale young men. I want to be separated while they are arriving 8ee ,hem a!,holng the spll.,t of a at a verdict and the district attorney girl i knew in. Waco, She was pro held for a strict enforcement of the poed to by a rich bache'.or of fifty, letter of the law. The court, however And sn? refused him. Afterward flnaily permitted a .screen to be placed . a mU" arouna tne woman s Ded. Tnls Is on- -Ye one of the embarassments whiqh ' know, a I refused him. past. He has He hna, you a dreadful a woman encounters when she leaves : tmex- -.or home to meaate in man's' bust-'' . ""h' but.' said the mutual friend ; a map. can always blot out his past ne?s- ! " 'Yes, that may be.' replied this rplendlcl Waco girl, 'but he shan't use fe f-r a blotted.'" Cosmopolitan Magazine. Rev. David John Henry Allen Zam lio Swackhanner. alleged ex-cannibal, is finding an unappreclative public Ir. Pendleton.. Xo doubt he -would like to return to the good old days H. K. Adair, the well-known west Just long enough to eat a few school '. ern detective, was ta'klng In Chicago Children Cry for FJetchcr's YA l Vi ft! B'kV W II t 1 A 1 The liind You Have Always Bocjbt, anil whlcli has lioea la use for over SO years, has tome tbo siirnat-iro of if and baa been made under 1:1s per- Vi77"7z" 0 sonal supurvlsion since Us Infancy. l-AaSyy, jmor no one to deceive yon In tLli. AliCounterfeJts, Imitations and "Just-as-good" are but Experiments that trifle wjtli and endanger the health ot Infants and Children Experience against Experiment. What is CASTORIA Castorhi Is a liarmleHS substitute for Castor Oil. Pare goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It Is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Xarcotlo substance. Its age Is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieve Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the . ' Stomach ar.d Dowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS ) Bears the Signature of SI The Kind, You Have Always Bought In Use For Over 30 Years ' TMC CENTAUR COMMHV, T MURKAV aTnttT. NCW VORK CITY. TOO Ml'CII InGINATIOX. authorities and newspaper men here-ubouts. about one of the famous sleuths of fict'on, says the St. Louis Globe-Democrat. "He's too Imaginative that chap," Teddy Is furnlshinar plentv o'f conv BalI Mr- Adair with a smile. "He's for the newspapers these days. One,k,e, the Tr,bune compositor. , . , u . , . 1 Horace Greely. you know, left a day he Is all but a presidential can- k, ch n. hl. dldate and the next he is as far re-1 one summer day, and a fly after a! a yawn; "but the nights will probably continue to seem awfully long, Just the- same." He looked at her curiously for a moment and then decided that he would go. LOGICAL ENOUGH. moved ns Fookcr T. Washington. HOME. year congress gets rid of a billion dollars. Eut let us not jump to the ifaced debutantea are surrounaed with suitors knee deep. Meanwhile sager conclusion that the congressmen are the only persons to blame for Uncle Sam;s high cost of living. Gen. Wood, chief of staff of the army told the appropriations commit tee last spring, that a large share of our army posts are needless. If war broke out, he said, 20 per cent of the troops would have to stay behind to defend stations that have no military TaJne. But imagine the howl from the people who sell supplies for men and iorseg, should one-third of our mi litary posts be given up, .as army fficers say should be done! A congressman is not considered to be "thrown and branded," to use a plainsman's phrase, until he has shown his willingness to help roll the barrel, in return for his own par ticular slice of river and harbor and ether "pork." An illuminating incident happened ne day when a particularly indefen sible appropriation was being sharply attacked. It seemed to be surely beaten, when an excited congressman j was een ru.shing down the isle. "Hold on, that's my river,", he j yelled. He is still in congress, saving his river. A well known congressman opened bis letter file for the Information of the World's Work magazine in 1910. Here is one letter from a prominent attorney: "My dear Congressman: I under stand you have turned down 's request that you try to get him a pen sion. I know that he is a thoroughly worthless whelp and that he deserted from the army during the war. That is not -the point. Hi; has worked on the sympathies of some influential people here. And it Is good politics to get busy. . Uncle Sam will not miss the money." The congressman thus addressed says he has hundreds of letters like the above. All parties are responsible for the conditions which such Incidents sug gest. But evidently to reform the ex travagance of congress, we must re form the power that makes congress. damsels guilty of more years and dis cretion, often very rhythmic anj graceful dancers, remain mere wall flowers. . Although the ball-room is suppose ! to display the culmination of the finer graces of etlquot, yet beneath the veneer of low bows and wide smirks, mankind shows up as a pretty self ish beast. He rarely looks about him to see which of his friends is beg ging for a fjw crumbs of notice, but Instead hies him to hU favorites of fashion who fare sumptuously on their superfluity of invitations. It is often asked why married peo ple drop out so quickly from the dancing crowd. One reason is that man dignified girls find the neces sary campaign of eoouettcrles ,ahps ini themselves to vir invitation from men they don't enre for, t be too much of a bore. .s heavy penalties are visited on women for the sin of being "fair and forty," t'ip privilege o "Ladles' chnic" n-'ll have to be extended beyond t"ie Lap-y?ar if people are to !r?ep dannV.rr until t'le rheumatism retires t'lem , There's a dark little .flat in a poor j little street , I Where never a ."untieum falls And nver the p.-tter tof children's fee- ' I heard In the dinsry hal s: ' ! And never a fairy has enterei thrre And never a piayful gnome: The rooms are co'.d and the wails are bare. And silence broods in the dampened air, r.ut somebody caMs it Home. wlm !n the Inkwell, took a stroll ov cr It. , ; "An editor noticed the paper, lined and smudged and crisscrossed by the fly and he sent it upstairs. They put I" In a veteran compositor's hands and the veteran, without any difficulty whatever, got -a half coiumn editorial nut of It." OFFERS HIMSELF FOR SALE. London. The volunteer slave is a modern possibility In paradox. The latent combines the unusual attribute"! i .-f a commercial instinct and th p'r ! it of adventure. i 'I i own les-ription. a' It appeared i. a I-t n Ion paper, is as follows: ".n Eng'.ishmin, public school hoy, ; rfct rhy!nut, thirty-two "years fid. unTiarrlad, reckless, penniless, without" oer-weeninqf scruples, will sell his 1 f e or services to the highest hlil(1rr n rlnnfAmtia r.i losnArnta nils. an eye is gladdened there Rin nr.r..r,i. mn.tinn k i By picture or worthy tome; . proportionate t'o the risk and the sue- x lie a.uve ia i-'ia unci me i.oors are bare, But a mother teaches her child a prayer. And somebody calls it Home Thcre'fi a poor l'ttl-s hut where the . smoke is thirk And never a blossom blows. Where a Mgh: that feeds f:i a greasy wick In the evening feebly g ows, And never The teacher In the primary de partment of a Philadelphia school had been holding forth at some length with referenoe to the three grand di visions of nature the animal, the vegetable, and the mineral. When che had finished she put the ques tion: "Who can tell me what the highest fcrm of animal life is?"' Whereupon the pupil nearest her hastened to supply the answer as fol lows: " v cess of the undertaking. "Address 'L'm onven'.ional. " WILLING TO KEEP HF.R. There's a splendid palace upon a hill Where the walls ate wlrlu and long. Where roysterers gamer a: night to fili The spaces v.i'.h ribald -rig. 1 .nd a'i 1 brill'art an! s-rjfeous ther? ''rrn r-pihj to '' doire; r.r nr. '- a i.Vl .'".a "t'.-c 1 .-. pvayor V.'.th.'n thr'se v-Us, with .'.elr treas ures rare Vet fror.:a!uT'y rails it Homo S. E. Xlsar. A !UL OF SPIRIT. It- There was a tilt in a S--af.tl? court the other day v;r the ;'!-pos;i! of one woman "juror when r.iaht came and no verdict Ivd been resched. T'.ie law states tliat the jurors must not . '!':; 'ivG Ko:rv of Text1!, in an -u-jit. and cu-t r s-corh In the h i;fi i-it fttvdoil. l oa-lf-ire'l the Ar.,: l.nn h?lro s .ho inarrlcs. for th? titke of h's title the nobleman ru nrc! !n health and prospects by dis f n tfon DisruyMng his speech with a re porter, Mr. Henry said: "I want to see our hale young girls E!?".r, who h:id in his orisons been inpkinj nighty appeals for a little brothrr. was sent a few evenings ago to visit his grandparents. When he returned home on the following morn liiK he waSi Informed that the Btork had brought him a sister. Edgar vss en-Vy d stppolnted and disposed to hastily conclude that prayer was futile. After orne i"lay, however, he consented to permit the nurse to lead him to the basket !n which his little f'ster lay He lmk',l at her long and enrnes ly, and then, as If a great weight had been l'fle.l from his mind, sai.l: "We'!, she looks intelligent, anyhow.'" 'E 'iOT IT. "Well, th days will soon be grow ing longer," hi s-a'd jimt before the i' "'It b??an to strike 12. "Yes," phe rep led, after trying with ndlffcrcnt success to smother T Terrible Suffering Eczema All Over Baby's Body. "When my baby was four months Id his face broke out with eczema, and at sixteen months of age, his face, kands and arms were In a dreadful atate. The eczema spread all over his ody. We had to put a mask or cloth vtr bis face and tie up his hands. Finally we gave him Hood's Sarsapa Tllla and In a few n on;h he was en tirely cun-d. Tolav he Is a healthy boy." Mrs. Jnr Lewis. Baring, Maine. Hood's ft'-irwinarflla cures blood dis eases and bulKlx up the system. Get It ivjd i. iisumI tii Liid form or cluubuJ ;ulu called Sarsatabs. I : . .-. ; - . ' ' . -' it' : l .- mm Mr ,mmm t Birdseye View of Pendleton Business Section GAS IN STOMACH AND BOWELS Produces all iorto of nnoying lynptomi, which my olun berome alarming. Exreuive MrvuuurauanJ heart pressure, difficult and oppressed breathing, tithing, seems as if patient c.inoot take a deep breath. Lump in tlx throat and chest, with preraure, pain and anxious feeling around the heart region. Empty, gnawing and gone feel ing at the pit of your stomach, relieved by eating. Small quantity ot food makes you fed aa if a heavy meal had been taUn. Excessive ruml ting in abdomen and stomach with belching. Sleepy feeling after eating. Starting during sleep with a sort of a fear and apprehension. Fingers, hands or limbs feel nun'.b and go to sleep, especially on right side Pain in back and top of head and constipation. That's all from s ncrvoua stomach full of Gas, and all permanently done away with by BAALMAN.VS GAS-TABLETS. These peculiar tablets are sold for 50c by every druggist, or send direct U lUhnemann Phunnacy, 336 Sutter Stn fiaa Francisco. . "The cott's. giraffe." January Lippin- Defjply Affected. "Well, poor old Billions Is dead." ' "Yes yes, he Is de-dead." "Why! You are sobbing. How does it happen that you take it so hard?" "I can't help wondering which of his relatives he left my money to." In a Hurry. The trouble with the man who goes to see a doctor generally Is that he wishes to be cured in a day of ills It has taken him years to acquire. Two Old Maids Anna What do you think Mr. Ek lund charged me for sewing on a pair o: soles on my shbes? Clara Don't know and don't care Anna, he only chargod me 65c and did fine work too yes, but I don't like him. Anna Well, well, you evld ntly do o you wouldn't care. Men's soles sewed on for 90c. Full line of men's fine shoes. A. EKLUND Main Street. Where Anticipa tion and Real ization Meet Our Heat! It's an event to look forward to, when the busy, man knows that ono of our choice steaks awaits him for a contented sup per. Phono Main 33. CENTRAL MEAT MARKET (Dtregoini TDnesitiire N Tuosday, January 16 Auspices of St. Mary' Church of Pendleton THE FAMOUS frr Symphony o)HUBER.T Mr. Thomas Purcell, Violinist t Anna Pearl Weatherington, Monologist Music for the Musician, Mirth for the Mirthful, and the highest enjoyment for all. TICKETS: Lower Floor $1.00, Gallery 75c Seats on sale Monday at Pendleton Drug Co.