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About The Coos Bay times. (Marshfield, Or.) 1906-1957 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 2, 1912)
GUY CHAMBERS WAS UP TO THEoS Page Tree Stauff Grocery "Good Things to Chew" LITTLU XOISCS A110UT peopli: you know. If you choose your chews hero you -will rind the chewing good. Canned Elephants Ivory, Canned Canary Birds' Tongues. Why not buy some of our Egg Plant and raise your own eggs. A Illicit nml Interesting llmlgct of IlicWtlcs Culled liy our Slnir of Alcit ltcportcis. Hay Olllvnnt lokcd qulto spruce In Ills now striped negligent shirt last Sunday. encc, says that there- will bo no trou blo in landing tho place In caso the expected endorsements of It. Smith nnd Georgo Flanagan are secured. Fred Wilson, our undertaker and coroner, Is qulto a dude. Guess his business must bo good. , Georgo Itotnor has placed nn order for n new Ford automobile with Geo. Goodruni, tho shofer. Georgo seems to bo doing qulto well with his cloth ing store. Tho attempt of Capt. T. J. Macgcnn and H. O. Graves to form n poots' club would linvo doubtless been suc cessful If they had not fallen out over who should bo president. The Colloquial Dames will glvo a Rocky Mountain tea and huckleberry plo social next Tuesday night. Al Powers team got frightened yes terday and ran away .breaking his ! old wagon pretty badly. It was a I Our Grocery Line Is Complete WHEN IN NEED OF -PLUMBING, -TINNING -nEATING -SHEET METAL WORK Phone 101. PIONEER HARDWARE CO. When Done by Us It Is Bone liighl. Tho weather has scorned much cnangeauio round of late, but Bon Ostllnd predicts settled weather soon. surpriso to many as Al's horses aro so durn skinny they wobblo when they walk. Anson Rogers killed his lumpy- L. D. Rood has traded his poll ovll Jawed holfor yestorday nnd romom- bcrcd tho preacher's family with n nlco hunk of liver. Wo neod moro Rogers In tho world nnd Anson Is do ing his share. mnro for a new second-hand bicycle. L. D. says ho will learn to rldo or bust. ChaB. I. Relgard states that under no consideration will ho consent to. Tho Port Commission Is having n bocomo president of tho Har Asso- survey mado with n vlow to ostabllsh datlon. ! lng n harbor nt Shoro Acres. Thoso J who havo tried It say that It Is Ideally Tho Andorson-Doll-TImmormnn-O'-, situated nnd equipped as a shelter Kelly-King Realty Syndlcato aro during storms domostle' or climatic. about to float a new Issuo of $200 bonds. Tho many frlonds of John Moreen will bo pleased to learn that any fears of his nervous breakdown on account of overwork aro groundless, Hugh McLaln Is being talked of by tho lcadlns politicians of South Slough for Sccrctnry of Stato In Pres ident Wilson's cnblnot. Santn Ann, who hnB Just returned from n confor- Fricnds and backors havo arrangod for a championship long-dlstnnco porsonal oxporlonco story tolling con test betweon Vic Johnson nnd W. R. Ilnlncs, to bo continued from day to day, until ono of them has finish ed a tnlo or tho other droppod dead. J. F. TELANDER GENERAL CONTRACTOR PLATE GLASS Our Glass Never Breaks. ROOFING Reference: Goodruni 's Garage. Come in and sec the drawing for the new S. P. Bridge over Coos Bay. 'S A SNAP Before leaving Marshficld I want to boost one good Fellow, FRED KNUDSEN, Proprietor BALTIMORE JUST TO CATCH YOUR EYE!- BOUNCING STURDY - - - CHILDREN - - - tho kind parents aro proud being fed on meats sold at the UNION MEAT MARKET Fred has a clean placo Good Coffee, Liberal with his meats and above all, his prices arc reasonable. Traveling men should patronize this place ; what is the use of wasting mo no)' elsewhere. I'm giving you tho proper Tip. RUFUS K. LOVE. J. W. Illldenbrand's bath tub sprung a leak tho other day but as "Illldy" says tho wntor prcssuro has been poor lately nnd winter drawing nigh tho family will probably havo no uso for It until next rummer. Sol Israel is on tho liny Introduc ing a novelty In hats, ono that is guaranteed as lmposslblo to talk through, Dvoryono Is subscribing to n fund to bo given to him as n bonus In rnso ho succeeds In selling such hats to J. W. Bonnott nnd AI Powors. I A now floor Is to bo Inld In tho , Hardshell church soon, Many of tho mombcrs caught rhoumntlsm In tho , legs during tho past winter on ac count of tho big cracks In tho floor and tho smoll of llnlmont somo dnyn wns something: awful during church Borvlces. Judgo Sohlbrcdo will glvo his an nual rendition of tho talo of Sonpy Smith nt his ofllco December 13th, noxt. All horo worshippers who nro out of Idols nnd can stand for tho Judgo as nn object of worship with out Incurring Fred Gottlns' Jonlousy aro rcquosted to nttend. NOItTII linXI) XHWSLKTS. L. J. Simpson, Kdltor. North Ilond hns been growing right inpldly of late Two wood sheds and an nddltlm to yo editor's barn will bo completed boforo Xmns and Jed Unsklns wlfo hns presented her husbnnd with triplets. Charllo WliiBor's sorrel marc's tall was sheared by somo scnllawag last Sunday whilo tied in front of tho church. Tho poor bruto Boomed to rcnllzo his pltlnblo condition. Yo scrlbo visited Marshficld this week nnd called on Landlord Mc Kcown of tho Ship Chandler's hotel, who Invited lis to dlnnor. Harry Is a good cook and sets a flno table. Roy Wornlck busted his suspender InBt week and senso then Roy nln't wore no suspenders. You would nnchorly wonder how Roy managed to keep his trousers on hlssolf, which ho docs by wearing n bolt, but Roy snys It ain't much of a success because ho has to wear it so tight that It makes him feel oppressed. Little Reginald Clarence Sllmmor, 3-year-old ncphow of Pinky Sllmmor, is qulto ill from summer complaint. Dr. Durrnolstor Is treating him nnd thinks his little bowels nro effected with tnpoworm. Ono of Snm Spoonor's rod-headed pigeon-towed girls hns finnlly got a beau at laBt. Undo Aleck Dovlns In complaining of liver ailment nnd congestion of tho vormlfugo nppendix. Ho is nlHO afflicted with night sweats and sour feet. Amos Dllborry's wlfo nto too much boiled pork and cabbago for suppor last Sunday and suffered much from combustion of tho stomach for sever al hours. Sam Gallop's widow Ib flaming out and putting on scallops to boat tho band. Sam's only been dead thrco weeks nnd our town Is much stirred up. Sho's forty years old nnd weighs 2C0 pounds. Last Sunday sho woro a pcok-n-boo shirtwaist, atrlpod rod stockings nnd green gnltors. Sho Is certainly n bird. Dill Stlmson, Aleck's pumpkin headed son. tried to enlist in tho navy last wcok, but ho was so short walsted and had such n wabblo in his gait ho couldn't pass tho examination. AX IOXORANT 1)0(3. Archlo Johnston 8ny. Will Ek- blad, nro you still look Inn for your dog? Ekblnd: Yes. Johnston: Why ilon'i you put a want ad in tho Times? Ekblnd: What's tho uso, the dog can't road. nun iuoij:htv. J. II. Mllnor Is desirous of taking In n pnrtnor as ho finds Mint tho cares of his prcsont occupation too much to bear alono; so fur, howovor, ho Is 'finding difficulty In finding any ono thnt wants to bo tnkon in. W. P. Murphy, ono of Ills prospects, is now I too busy in his partnership with J. Tho Leading Lady of the "Pig Noise" says "The difference between mo and a box of Bradley's Candy 13 that I am a Marshficld maiden and D im n ? H racMevs (Landv Is Madle in u M &Fi ihfield n SOUTHERN PACIFIC COMPANY (PORTLAND & COOS BAY S. S. LINE.) S. S. BREAKWATER 1 1 10 II. P. Equipped with Wireless. 'flSVliliHRH&SSHhHyhMfiEfifll I Recorder Duller (calling Rosa Smith's liouso on tho phono, Mrs. Smith nnsworlng): Is Ross nt homo? Mrs. Smith: What do you wnnt with hint? Dutlor: I'm rovlslng tho voting list, and I Just wanted to nsk him which pnrty ho bolongs to. MrB. Smith: Do you? Well, lot mo tell you, I'm tho pnrty ho bo longs to. H. Somors overtures. to consider Mr. Mllnor's J. II. Stommlor of Myrtlo Point wns on our strcots recently. Ho la horo on n big donl ha lng negotiations well undor way for tho dlsposnl of a number of bills and speoches which ho propnrod In ndvanco for tho Oro gon Stato sonato. Too much Smith caused Jako to chango his plans about handling tho matter In tho sennto and ho may turn, them over to a prominont South Slough nssorably Ito for uso thoro. SO THAT TIIK PKOPLI3 J MAY THINK TIIHY KNOW J At tho earnest solicitation of I. -S. Smith, Mrs. Stutsmnn nnd TattloTalo Dennett, I havo consented to coma out ns nn unprincipled cnndldnto for councilman nt tho approaching city olcctlon. My position on tho water question is well known. I nm utterly, abso lutely nnd unalterably opposed to It My qualifications nro manifold. I enn talk as long nnd loud and say almost as llttlo as any member ol tho present city council, whilo I wIU pit my looks nnd tnsto In dross against any of them. My language is as select ns Straw's, as addled n Allen's, ns forceful nB Fergusons, ns manifold ns Merchant's, as slm plo ns Savage's, as copious as Cop plo'B and as senseless as City Attor ney Gobs' off-hand opinions, Tho now candidates havo declared for a Squaro Dcnl; tho old council stands for a great deal (ay) nnd I bollovo in nil kinds of dcalB. It olected I promlso to oxorclso tho snmo enro In public expenditures as I do in my prlvnto affairs. I bollcvo wo should havo two bands nnd thnt tho city should servo boor and frco lunch nt their concorts. I plcdgo myself to favor tho erec tion of n monument to Georgo Drown nnd L. A. Llljcqvlst to bo plncod on n float on North Front street. I Bhnll alwayB voto for 0. J. Minis' vest pockot rnllrond, think tho salar ies of all city olllclnls should bo dou bled, thnt tho city should buy sovon now flro engines, nn nutomobllo for FIro Chief Kcntlng, Orlontnl rugs for tho engine room nnd dress suits .fur tho firemen. An n gunrantco that tho nraourit pnld out for my cnmpalgn oxponsea shall not exceed tho Corrupt Prnctlso act limitations, I havo named Mlckor McKcown nnd Rubs Tower campaign manngors. Tho Moon It Organ ofllco boy won't sign any orders on It, olthor. In conclusion I will Bay that I will Bhoot any ono who opposes mo. R. P. SMITH. All Wool will ft Ynnl Wide. -i- I OeorKo Itotnor, us ho look 10 jcjirH hence. s7)x7nTirriixuijrwv My fnthor Is n domocrnt, Ma yells for prohibition; Hut no ono knows whoro I'm at. For I'm n politician. 15. B. STRAW. Kxclmiico of tickets nnd rosorvod Boat salo boglns Monday, Deo. 2, at tno Ilusy cornor. Kim como, first Borved. Resorvntlons limited to six tlckots to any porson for each por-formnnco. THE ONLY WAY TO TRAVEL BETWEEN PORTLAND and COOS BAY W. F. MILLER, Superintendent. O. J. MILLIS, Gen. Man. THE BIG NOISE was printed in the Job Printing De partment of the -COOS BAY TIMES - No Job Too Big No Job Too Small m Good Printing at Reasonable Prices. 0 Stirrer, OFFICERS: VJHSOR, President. im)UR H. BELL, Vice President. Jj. J. SIMPSON, Vice President. &S Henry Hewitt, Jr., Vice President. All Elks Carry Their Account With the directors: , DAMl OE7 ORFTfOM -s. winsor, seymour n, bell, -, D-1nJlS. Ur WJTVEAjvylN l.j.simpson, henry hewitt, Jr., ( NORTH BEND - OREGON L. P. FALKENSTEIN, i: -Hi. H. JONES, Cashier.