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March, Jipril, May There is a best time for doing everything that is, a time when a thing can be done to the best ad vantage, most easily and most ef fectively. Now is the best time for purifying your blood. Whyf Because your 6ystem is now trying to purify it you know this by the pimples and' other eruptions that have come on your face and body. Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pills Are the medicines to take they do the work thoroughly and agreeably and never fail to do it. Hood's are the medicines you have always heard recommended. .l cannot recommend Hood's Sarsaparilla too highly as a pring mpoicine. ben we take it in the spring we all feel betterthroueb the summer." Mas. S. H. Nuu McCrays, Pa. Hood's Sarsaparilla promises to cure and keess the promise. That Would Never Do. Bhe Why don't you go oat occasion ally, dearest, and enjoy yourself, say at the club? He But I don't want to get into the habit of having a good time. Life. For bronchial troubles try Piso's Cure r Consumption. It is a pood cough medicine. At druggihts. price 25 cents. Ending the Dissertation. "Would you call a cat herbivorous or carnivorous?" asked the man who is learned but tedious. "Neither," answered the man who yawns, "merely vociferous." Mothers will fina Sirs. Wlnsloff's Sooth, tng Syrup the best remedy to use for then Bhildren during uae teething period. Home Discomforts. "No," grumbled the husband in a epasm of confidence to a friend, "I tiave no place at all for my oookt,. The storage room ia kept exclusively for my wife." "And what does she use it all for?" "Oh, she puts away the things that ore a trifle too good to be destroyed, yet scarcely good enough to be of use." Beware of Ointments for Catarrh That Contain Mercury, . As mercury will surely destroy the sense of smell and completely derange the whole sys tem when entering it through the mucous sur faces. Such articles should never be used ex cept on prescriptions from reputable physi cians, as the damage they wiU do is ten fold to the good you can possibly derive from them. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O., contains no mercury, and is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. In buying Hall's Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine. It is taken Internally, and made In Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney i Co. Testi monlals free. Bold by Druggists, price 75c. Ter bottle. Hall's Family Pills ate the bert. The Influence. . Jerry How do good clothes make a man a gentleman? Joe They make him feel as if he was expected to act like one. Detroit Free Press. To Break in Mew Shoes, Always shake in Aliens Foot-Ease, a powder. It cures chilblains, damp, sweating, aching, swollen feet. Cures Corns and Bunions. At all druirglsts and shoe stores, 2Sc. Pon't accept any substitute. Sample mailed FRKL. Address Allen B. Olmstead, LeKoy, N. Y Back Talk. "I shall never marry," said Miss Ann Teek, with an air of determina tion. "Perhaps not," replied Miss Pert, "but everyone admits you have made a brave light against the inevitable." Brooklyn Life. pOK. OUT When the cold wave flap; is up, freezing weather is on the way. Winter k here in earnest, and with it all the miserable symptoms of Catarrh return blinding headaches and neuralgia, thick mucous discharges tom the nose and throat, a hacking cough and, pain in the chest, bad taste in the mouth, fetid breath, nausea and all that makes Catarrh the most sickening and disgusting of all complaints. It causes a feeling of per l6nal defilement and mortification that keeps one nervous and anxious while .In the company of others. In spite of all efforts to prevent it, the filthy secretions and mucous mat ter find their way into the Stomach ind are distributed by the blood to every nook and corner of the system; the Stomach and Kidneys, in fact every organ and part of the body, be come infected with the catarrhal poison. This disease is rarely, if ever, even in itsearliest stages, a purely local disease or simple inflammation of the nose and throat, and this is why sprays, trashes, powders and the various in haling mixtures fail to cure. Heredity is sometimes back of it parents have It and so do their children. In the treatment of Catarrh, anti septic and soothing washes are good for cleansing purposes or clearing the Head and throat, but this is the extent of their usefulness. To cure Catarrh permanently, the blood must be purified and the system relieved of its load of foul secretions, and the remedy to accomplish this is S. S. S. which has membrane and is carried through the circulation to all the Catarrh infected portions of the body, they soon heal, the mucous discharges cease and the patient is relieved of the most offensive and humiliating of all complaints. S. S. S. is a vegetable remedy and contains nothing that could ipjure the most delicate constitution. It cures Catarrh in its most aggravated forms, and cases apparently incurable and hopeless. Write us if you have Catarrh, tad our physicians will advise you without charge. THE SWIFT SPEOIFIO CO.. ATLANTA. QA. Mis 1 neorj. "There's no doubt that colored men ofbn make good soldiers." - "Course dey doee." answered Mr. Erastus Pinkley. "You put a cnllud man along of a purenssion an' he's gwine ter toiler it to de finish, no mat ter wbut de danger is." W ashington Star. - ' The Hotel of 2003. Clerk Michael, are you about through moving those trunkb?, "Yes, sorr; in a few minutes." "Well, when you've finished, stretch the life net over the front pavement. Mrs. Hibawl has just telephoned from the top floor that her husband has fallen out of the window." Smart Set. At Delhi. PcBterity will look upon the picture of a vast and utterly barbaric popula tion numbering nearly one-fourth of the human family, subdued, governed, ed ucated, Christianized and led np to the dignity of self-government by a handful of strangers who come from an incon siderable Island 15,000 miles away." An old prophecy about India. New York Press. TWO REASONS. No One Need Neglect Their Teeth Any More No Pain, Small Cost. The two great reasons why people used to neglect their teeth were: Fear of being hurt, and the expense. When you come to think it over now, it is truly remarkable what a revolu tion has taken place in modern dental methods. Wise Brotheis, the famous Portland dentists, are among the fore most in the United States in this re spect. ' Their announcements that there is not a particle of pain connected with any dental work done in their office is literally true. And it is also literally true that every person who goes to these dentists is greatly surprised at the small coBt of having the teeth put in fine older. A whole set of teeth now costs less than some time ago it cost to have one pulled or filled. There is no excuse whatever for anyone to ne glect his, rr her, teeth. Even the man or woman receiving the lowest wages paid in this Northwest can well afford to have the teeth looked after and be gin to enjoy life. Again, a word about the children. When a young person has second teeth, fathers and mothers should see to it that their son or daughter goes to the dentist and has the teeth examined. Oftentimes just a little work before it is too late saves the teeth pure and beautiful for a lifetime. Take time by the forelock and consult Wise Brothers, Failing Building, Portland, Oregon. Mike's Poodle. Hogan An' is he a blooded dog, Mike? "Blooded? I sh'd say he wuz. W'y, when he wuz a pup th' doc had ter bleed him to kape hinf from bein' a blood hound, faith!" It You Don't Know How much different a can of Monopole peaches or pears or corn or other vari ety of fruits and vegetables taste from the ordinary brands we hope you will instruct your dealer to send you a can of Monopole today. We know Mono pole brand is better than any other be cause we have compared them with all other so-called high class ones. Most dealers handle Monopole goods. If yours doesn't send us his name. Wadhams & Kerr Bros., Monopole Grocers and Dry Coffee Roasters, 81-83-85 Front street, Portland, Ore. White Tailed Eagles. Although the golden eagle has dis appeared from Wales, white tailed eagles are still to be lound in north Wales and Shropshire. FOR Manchester, Va., Meroh 6, 1001. Oentlen. n: I had all the symptoms that aooompany this disease, suoh aa mneua dropping in the throat, a eon stant deatre to hawk and aplt, feeling? of dryness In the throat, cough and splttinr upon rising- in the morning-, soabs forming- in the noae, whioh re quired mnoh effort to blow out, some times earning the nose to bleed and leaving- me with a sick headache. Z had thus Buffered for five years. X eommenoed to take B. SJ. I. and after I had taken three large bottles, Z notioed a change for the better. Thus encouraged, Z eontinuedto take it and in a short while waa entirely eured. JTJDSON A. BBLLAK. Main and Vine Sta., Biohmond, Va, mi . m wm no equal as a blood purifier. It restores the blood to a natural, healthy state and the catarrhal poison and effete matter are carried out of the system through the proper channels. S. S. S. restores to the bfbod all its good qualities, and whea rich, pure blood reaches the inflamed -H--? V-M--J-H v PAVQR1TES I t H--l-hl-r-i-MW--lIl...l.lr..t.4.t Briehteat end Best. Brightest and host of the suns of the . morning, . ' Da n il on our darkness ' and lend us thine aid. . Star of the east, the horizon adorning, Guide where our Infant Ilt'deemer is laid. I Cold on his cradle the dewdrops are shining. Low lies his head with the beasts of the stall; Angels adore him in slumber reclining, Maker and Monarch and Savior of all! Say, shall we yield him, in costly , devo tion, i Odors of Edom and offerings divine? (Jems of the mountain and pearls of the ocean, ; Myrrh from the forest, or gold from the mine? Vainly we offer each ample oblatioli; Vainly with gifts -would .his favor secure; Richer by far Is the heart's adoration; Dearer to God are the prayers of the poor. Brightest and best of the sons of the morning, Eawn on our darkness and lend us thine aid. Star of the east, the horizon adorning. Guide where our Infant Redeemer is laid. Reginald Heber. Dixie's Land. A way down South in de fields of cotton, L'iuiiamou seed and euudy bottom; Look away, look away, Look away, look away. Dea 'way down South in de fields of , cotton, Vinegar shoes and paper stockings; Look away, . look awoy. Look away, look. away. Den I wish I was In Dixie's land, Oh oh! Oh oh! In Dixie's Imid, I'll take my stand, And live and- die in Dixie's land, Away, away, away, Away down South in Dixie. Pork and cabbage In de pot, It goes in cold and comes out hot; Look away, look away, Look away, look away. Vinegar put right on red beet, It makes them always fit to eat; Look away, look away, Look away, look away, Den I wish I was in Dixie's land, Oh oh! Oh oh! In Dixie's land I'll take my stand, And live and die in Dixie's land, Away, away, away, Away down South in Dixie. WOMAN DOCTOR'S 8TORY. Called Znto a Tough Section in the Dead of Night. At a meeting of women physicians In Philadelphia not long ago the after dinner speaking took the form of per sonal experiences. One physician told of her first and only fright. A rough looking man had come for her to visit a patient In one of the worst quarters of the city. It was past midnight, and the doctor told the man that he need not wait; she would go as soon as possible, meaning to call a cab. But when the doctor reached her door the man was waiting for her outside, and insisted upon escorting her. , I found it difficult to get rid of him, she said, and so walked on with him. I soon decided that it would be better not to offend my tough-looking escort by taking a cab and going alone, and I dared not ride with him; so I walked the whole way. I found my patient In a dangerous condition, and the squalid room where she lay was occupied by ten or more other persons. I said they must go out, and all left save one burly negro, who declared that he would not go out In the cold. I Insisted, however, and the other lodgers forced him to leave. It was an hour or more before I was ready to take my departure, and then I planned to walk up to 8th street and take a car. My former escort offered to go with me, but I declined his offer and set off alone. I had not gone a block before I discovered that the big, surly negro, whom I had driven from the sick-room, was following me. I walked steadily on, but my heart beat faster than ever before In my life. I hadn't a doubt that -he meant mis chief. I missed the car I meant to take, and I knew that at that hour of the night It would be a long time before anotner would come along; so I hurried on, hearing those pursuing footsteps Just behind me. At every shadowy place I expected an attack. In fancy I felt the man's breath on my fac and the grasp of his ugly hand on my shoul der. Hav I longed to see a police man, but no one was In sight. Bo I waited on and on to my own door, and when I was within Its shelter I was too overcome to stand. ' The next morning I went back to see my patient, and was received like a princess. It then came out that the negro had followed me to see that I reached home In safety; and It further transpired that two men physicians had refused to go to the patient the night before because of the dangerous character of the neighborhood. A mur der had been committed there the pre vious week. BREAKFAST FOR ONE. There le No Accounting for the Wis dom of the Woodcbnck. That keen observer of nature, John Mulr, tells In "Our National Tarks" a pretty story of a woodchuck. , In the spring of 1S75 he wag exploring the peaks and glaciers about the bead oi the middle fork of the Suu Joaquin, and when passiujr round a frozen lake where the snow was ten feet deep, was surprised to tUid the fresh track of a woodchuck. ' What couM the animal be thinking of to come out so early while all tbt ground was miow-burietl? The steady direction of his track showed he had a definite aim, and fortunately it was toward a mountain thirteen thousand feet high that 1 meant to climb. So 1 followed to see If I could liud out what he was tip to. From the base of the mountain the track poluted straight up, and I knew by the melting suow that I was not fur behind him. I lost the track on a crumbling ridge partly projecting through the suow, but soon discovered It ngalu. Toward the summit of the mountain. In an open spot on the south side, near ly enclosed by disintegrating pinnacles among which the sun heat reverber ated, making a Isolated patch of warm climate. I found a fine garden, full of rock cress, phlox, silc-ne, draba, and a few grasses; and In this garden I over took the wanderer, enjoying a fine fresh meal, perhaps the grst of the season. How did he know the way to this one garden spot, so high and so far off, and what told him that It was In bloom while yet the snow was ten feet deep over his den? He must have had mpre botanical, topographical and cll matologlcal knowledge than most mountaineers possess. CREDULITY OF I HE HINDU. Eample of the Delusions Which He Occasionally Harbore. Here Is a remarkable Instance of the credulity of the Hindu, and the wild kind of delusions which he occasion ally harbors. The writer Is described ns a Hindu gentleman of standing and reputation, and this extract Is taken from a letter written to a gentleman In England: "We are having awfully serious news circulated in the papers here. Extracts purported to lie from the Morning Leader, of London, and La Bon Guon dla of Spain, Impress us that the em peror on the coronation day was dan gerously 111, and was never really crowned, for the ministers caused him to be personated by a beggar of White chapel. We are really very concerned to hear it, and we firmly believe the news to be a false creation, but won der why the government is still Inac tive as regard to taking any steps to punish the author of so foul a calumny.'' The gentleman who sends me the above extract gives some other quaint examples of the amusing fictions which gain currency among the natives of India, says a writer In London Truth. The bigger and the more preposterous the He, he says, the more readily It Is believed. When the Jubilee bridge over the Hooghly was being built, the story got about that the government required a thousand heads of natives for-the foundations of the bridge, and ' bad given orders that all natives walking over the maldan after dark were to be seized, and taken to the "Shaltan Khanu" the native name name for the Masonic lodge--where their heads were to be cut off for use In this uncanny en gineering operation. The natives, it Is said, were afraid to walk In that direc tion after dnrk for this reason. Again, at the time of the lust Indian frontier war, a fat Babu clerk disappeared from one of the government offices and could not be found. It was flrinly believed, says my correspondent, by his fellow clerks and neighbors, that he had been seized by order of the government, to be made Into ointment for the benefit of the wounded soldiers. Happily, the fnt Babu turned up again safe and sound; so no serious consequences resulted from this delusion. If an Idea like this can be seriously accepted, as my In formant soys It was, by the class of na tives who pass examinations and hold public appointments, nothing that may find acceptance with the "lower orders" can be wondered at. So Bintdrly. "Did he really and truly say that he loved you?" "Well, I should think he did. He swore It in four different languages." "Dear me, can he swear In four lan guages? He talks so dreadfully In one. Well, I'm glad to know It." "What do you mean by that?" "Why, I was Just telling Mame Mc Geuchey that I didn't believe he had a talent of any kind. And It remain ed for you to discover his only one. How proud you must be." "Of course, you oulj say that be cause you didn't catch him. But he saw through your tricks." "He couldn't see through anything. He Isn't bright enough." "You're a minx!" "You're a lady!" Cleveland Plain Dealer. Mr. Spnrfteou'e Compliment. "Do you know, dear," the late Mr. Spurgeon once said to bis wire, be tween the puffs of his cigar, "I gome times wish I had never married you." "Why do you wish that?" Mrs. Spur geon asked, In alarm. "Because, my dear," came the flat tering answer, "It would be so nice to have the courting days over again." Not that Kind of a Boy. "Little boy, do you read these cheap and demoralizing works of fiction?" "Me, ma'am? Assuredly not. Just now I'm reading Emerson and Spencer, ma'am. If I ever have any of those cheap stories, ma'am, I always gives 'em to me little brother." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Pumps Blood Fast. All tht blood in a' man's body passes through his heart once in every two minutes. Asthma "One of my daughters bad a terrible case of asthma. We tried almost everything, but without re lief. We then tried Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, and three and one-half bottles cured her." Emma Jaue Entsminger, Langsville. O. . Ayer's Cherry Pectoral certainly cures many cases of asthma. And it cures bronchitis, hoarseness, weak lungs, whooping-cough, croup, winter coughs, night coughs, and hard colds. Tsrat slits : 25c, Sfc., $1. All arstflitt. Consolt yoor doctor. If ha ays take It, than do as ha says. If h uls you not to take It. then don't uk. it. 11 knows. Lmh it with him. Wo re willing. J. O. AYKB CO.. Lowell, Mass. r.x. v. 11 I OS. TTHEN writing; to advertisers please I ' mention tills paper. Loquacious. The family was discussing the high prices of provisions generllay, when the email boy butted into the conversation. "Jam hag gone up, too," he re marked. "Ma keeps it on the top shelf now." And' then it auddenly dawned on his youthful perceptions that he had in jured his case by talking too much. batavia News. ,7, j,J.huini..,lil'i,,l. ,H Vegetable Preparationfor As -slmilaling theFoodandBegula ting thcStoinachs andBoweis of Promotes Digestion.Cheerfur ness andRest.Contalns neither Opium.Morphine nor Mineral. NOT NARCOTIC. fampkm Sail' JbcSmuui Aperfecl Remedy forConstipa Tlon. Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions .Fcvcrish ness and Loss OF SLEEP. - Facsimile Signature of NEW YORK. EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER. WITH NERVES UNSTRUNG AND HEADS THAT WISE WOMEN BROMO - SELTZER TARE TRIAL BOTTLE lO CENTS. PRUSSIAN STOCK FOOD The Oroat Conditioner end Stock Pattener. HORSES de More Work on Leas Feed. COWS rive More and Richer Milk. MOOS Fetus Quicker If given thU Food. 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