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About Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1903-1919 | View Entire Issue (June 5, 1915)
A Galley o' Fun ! FILETMIGNON. FRANCE. "1 luppose I was a little careless," mused Paul Cliatnoir of the Sacrebleu Zou lVcs, "but in that last charge I do not look where I am going and I get mj feet sopping wet. 1 go over my rubbers twice in the icy water of thai dtar Alsace. Sacre nomdcplnme! Did I not know what would happen ? My old complaint of neuralgia in the: face. Forthwith I remember that the nerve of a back tooth is exposed. My dentist's warning it come over me like i what is it you say? a flash, and tapristi! here I am." Paul thinks it would be foolish to return to the front ntil the cold is entirely out ot hi! lystem. A SIGN OF THE TIMES. ' There hung before a Jewelry Ston the Painted Semblance of a Watch nd underneath there hung a Hug Pen. They were signs, and it was their Business to indicate to Passers ky that gold watches and gold pen; could be found within the doer be Death. One night, after listening to somt Laborers talking on the sidewalk, the Bis Watch spoke thus to the Dig Ten: "Mv friend. .for vem-a Iimup wi ho,t tanking here and I am thinking it is jbout time for a Change. Why is it. let me ask, that those miserable little imitations of You and Me inside the window are cared for so tender vr I'l cy hnyc beds of velvet and coats of loltest cnnniois skin; they are cxam ned and admired by the Ladies; they ire polished every morning and laid iway at night to rest, while You and I ire left to swing in the Wind. I lave borne it long enough. 1 pro lose to bring my Grievance into no !iee. I propose to kick." And it swung and creaked and bucked and jerked and yanked until hc Screws were Loosened, and it fell m the street, where a heavily laden Truck passed over it, and split it in to 1-ragmcnts. "Well," said the Pen to his neigh bor, the Indian, "that is one of tbt Signs of the Times! He was cut out lor exactly the kind of Work he was Joing, and had he been content would, no doubt, have lived to a respectable till auc: but thin Airit.-itinn In tl, Air ave Mm the Big Head, and he is J UIIC. "Ugh!" said the Indian, as the Cigar Wan wluttlt! him inside. THE COQUETTE. This maiden is an artful one, Her weapons well we know; She has a quiver in her voice, Designed to hold her beau. stahonIto "UrTT r'm " '0TONAI- 8A""- ""BOOK. SATtTRDAY .TTTMTt ; me rracture. . Beauehamp reports the following . - "'"A Ti,0.27th wd at Cur anJMr- Jcs"e Shepherd are the parents of a daughter fciuJr, i bora Saturday t5 atk. j5" Be! 1- m-ivuuunce, dow one ilnv !.,. i. . . . Kln ur. Beauel: new arrivals iery's: the 2!ith . , I . kcr's, near West Staytoa. J Kay J. Fox and Arthur Vaughn of Lyons were callers Wednesday. Thev were down aftcr 80me J 10 ewes and a ram-that Jlr. Fox had purchased from Frank Doerfler Saturday evening J. M. Ringo, I.. S MrtC'P;K,ibert' U- K. Bennett and Ward Holford attended Masonic the M. II. degree by Judge Moreland. flue lu"ch was served and the visit was much enjoyed. A number of Salem brothers wore present. H. L. Putnam mid wife and H C and Miss VonHehren, from nenr Aums ville were callers Mondav. Mr. Put nam will finish his course." in the theo logienl school at Kugcne next week and Will eomtl to Ntllvtnn l, ..k ot the Inrintinn church, occupying the iknrt.m II.. ! . .. ,......Kr. , tt soa-in-inw of Mr. oiiBehren. Dr. nnd Mrs. Ti A T)n,,i hired to Salem last night. From there nicy ioiik a train to lwtlnn.i ti, noetor goes to attend """""" " " The Best Remedy For All Ages l lZh Pn t The aients ,of the digestive oS.9 L , a11 .are object, -from which come bo many serious sicknesses, are corrected or prevented J Try a few doses now. and you will KNOW what it means to have better digestion, sounder sleep, brighter eyes and greater cheerfulness after your system has been cleared ot poisonous impurities. For children, parents, grand parents, Beecham's Pills are matchless as a remedy For Indigestion and Biliousness Sold nrywhera. In boxa., tOc., 2Sc. TS direction, wit, eiT to an Terr T!ubl mpmUUV ! , Alumiu Association of the Willamette School of .Medicine. A number of in teresting clinics have been arranged for and the doctor was looking forward to the ocensiou. Mrs. James U. Mulehay, of Port land, enmo up Saturday with her little daughters for a short visit at the home of her parents, Mr. nnd .Mrs. F. M. Mun kers. She returned to Portland Muu day, leaving tho children with their grandparents, whero they will visit had few inlinhitnnu n,.,l -,, ... in Angel when that place was simolv a f'l.. ....... .: rr . . . . . jm.b Mimuii. ne siaies tlint on the big InittO. WlllTP tho ... .11 .rn 1 . 1 .. .' , , ""(, SlllllllS, meeting of the no tound three Indian graves. Mr. SUBLIMITY ITEMS. The commercial club of Sublimity had a very interesting meeting lant Adclhelm 1ms tr.iv..l,.H ,u..i, .'.,.;! 1 '""tlny. A resolution was .sm-d re state, and few are the early residents ! q" 'K ".''. conK",li'nen to work for who did not know hira.-Stnnda d i ?" IM'"'!'""'' vt 2WMK'U to he i.til- - u"ru- ized at Bremerton, Wash, fur Pacific TELEPHONE ORDER t'""',,t (,l'f,;n.SB puri'se. lho subjects of "Heme Induttry" T, . , I versus the "Mail Order lltisin ",8" W1, The county court has n.nude and en- discussed for an hour. The i ri.ichn! tored ot record it. or.Uv m the p.-oeeed- speakers were W. H. Downing FA of ho Mnyton k Fen, Ri, Ma- j Boll, y. .,. Jii(.sterer, 0. 11. Hell ami' tuai ieiepiii.no ( ., permitting the Pa- .luck lVtr illniiH. Tht riiuol. at .1... .1.. cilie Telciih,, i:c & Telei'mnh (' t I v, 1 .'" '. I erei-t its poles and construct its line on' THE BULL. ear jJSJlA fT vvu 0 .Mr. n III .Mrs Mil e niv iitt.i.,.1 l ,nlt i, ..v' . ..e .!. . exposition at San I.-uncisco. iiie3viou in consideration of certain eon- -M. kiii son last Saturday completed duions to be performed by said IVcific a deal whereby ho comes into posses- j Telephone & Telegraph Co. The order sion of the M. Forrest ranch on t lie j requires the fa id Pacific company to north bank of tho Littlo North Fork, I erect and maintain its wires at a dis about three miles above Mehnma. In j tance of at least nineteen feet from the tho deal Mr; Forrest gets Mr. Huraon 's : cu 'fr.ee of the road and nt all places house on Water street. The deal was j wuere entrance is made from tiic road brought about througt an ndv. in the : into private property, and requiring Standard. The occupancy of the place I that the Pacific conipnnv ahull con is not expected to clinngo until fall. struct and maintain its pides and wire:- A big time wns had nt the Henry j in n niiiiiiier so as not .o interofer with Senz homo Sunday, Mny HO. Card J maintenance or operation of the line iriimi4 nn,l n lit,. ilnlilMnim ,litlli, tlli.l'ril' tlx. s!t.,,-t... ... I1 D:.i.. " ' 11 v' ", ' ,"'.' mi j rui iiiue com- supper were served. John Zi lermnn, , pany. nnd further requiring that tin Nick Zimmerman nnd family, John Van-1 Pacific company Fliall be responsible Handel nnd family, Petor, Frank nnd; for nil nccident's caused by itii poles Mamie l.aux, Dnvo Acgertor, John Joe : nnd wires nnd the transmission of pow nnd Philip Piotrok, Joe Senz and funii-; er thereon, and that the poles shall be ly were nresent. Thev ull renort n very i i, laced s, n not tn i,,,n,.,.,.t. ;,.,.. good time. j fere with the ditching or working of We appreciate very much a visit Sat-: the rond or its use by the traveling urday from Hev. Father Lainek. of Sub- : nublic. nnd romiirimr tho I'n -in.. ,.,,,'. liniity, nnd Hev. Father Adolhelni, O. ! iianv to remove from taid rond all trees S. 11., Prior of tho Benedictine Montis- or other debris cut thereon in con tery at Mt. Angel. Bev. Father Adel- strncting its line. l"pon these Condi helm wns pastor of Sublimity parish , turns the former order of the court is 34 venrs uiro. when tha niiiriinirhnod revolt i.,l sintiom Vl;i - ' lltl.M'.Mll ot nil mice, namely, nobody was willing ui uuin to nuiKie nip om eat. J. Sclirewe wunted the club to go on record tor a new scalp bounty on garden slugs. The club took no actiou on the matter because Mr. Schrewe failed to indicate winch end of the sluggs should be sculped. Miss Hosn Diter departed last Satur day from Portland, where she under went nn operation for the removal of a goitre. Her health is now Apparently completely restored. 1 lie poultry season is now in full swing. This fuct has created such au enthusiasm in and about the pociic vain or it. lien that lie lias decided to wri poetry on eggs and poultiy. ileio jH a sample of his mnrvcloun works: The white goose stood on one leg " Tho gray goose stood on two. The wiiite gooee laid one egg Which the gray goosn could not do, Stuy'on Standard. The household helper $ yout wire needs can be found quick ly through the Journal Wan! Ads. The high-browed young man was Mplammg the starj to the nil-browed joung lady. "And there is Taurus, the Bull," he continued, pointing upward, , what do you know about "at. cried his pupil vivaciously; "1 never had no idea astronomy was so fP-to-date. That word acts into evcry ning. don't it!" Whereupon the young man's sigh as the wind passing through the fine trees. STORY WITH TWO MORALS. I'y asylum," mid the doctor, tnerc lives an inmate who is labor ing under the harmless' delusion that Jf ' a teapot. It injures no one for mm to walk through the wards with ne arm outstretched, the hand point- ' w,r,"0rt'fa,,,,,,io"' ,h.e oi.,,cr arm ""it the deb- a!,lle; 10 ,n thit at"- ''"tit's roii '"m t0 roam freely -he asylum a sane, agree- man, save for the one delusion, 'ne other day he said to me: 'Doctor, nt to talk to you about that pa "nt over yonder. Hc'i been talking ' me. and I find he thinkj he's a pii fish. I can't see why it wouldn't M tay to cure him of that. Throw in the watcrl Then he'll know he her he's a fish or not.' 'What ouhi you do I asked, 'with a nun V, , k llc' teapot?' ""''hand on hip, right arm a P"l: But, Doctor, I am a teapot I ")s my patient." ,llai's queer delusion," said one "he doctor's listeners. "But ifs no Yr"cr than a man I know of who ttTi he',? " "ackerjar; he eats '"ckers all day." . That's nothing," said the second iitenrr. "I know a man who thinks " . Ilc " decanter, and he'i in no "lum-notyet." RTE PLAYED NO FAVORITES. W.n.T" vp E1,,Phant (in jungle res . nt,- You may bring me a bale 'W Parsongl Cli, GirafTe.-Yej, ir. y.tTr timothy? It d . mp F-lfPhant (hauglitily). lo tl ' ma,,cr hich-I'm not paid 10 ,0ut any .pccial br.ndl j HEREIN THE IMPROVEMENT , , . LIES. Cftoll' S""",1r Among the barbarous 1 P' of t earti, man Cln v, nuny wives as he desires, while k'n. n linli, Mch nian to one, Isil,''011,""'1 ,c" m tut that civill- ! roaktt man better morally. r. bsueri.-Not necessarily. It ty lve. him better en.e. I LD AT WAR ATLAS All who pay three months subscription, old or new, back subscription or in advance, in case their paper is delivered by carrier, will receive one of these atlases fret. All mail subscribers, old or new, who pay a year's subscription ($3.00), either back subscription or in advance, will also be entitled to receive an atlas without extra charge. This is the most liberal offer the Capital Journal has ever made. The Capital Journal has just received a new shipment of the "World at War" atlases. They are of a later and revised edition and consist of 24 large, highly-illustrated pages, printed on heavy enameled book. The atlas contains splendid colored maps of all tho warring countries, with routes of travel and railroad lines; many tables of army and navy and general statis ticsin fact, the work is a complete ready-reference li brary for students of the great war. It is a book which would ordinarily sell for $1.00 or $1.50. but we are having them made up in large lots and buy them at a price which allows us to give them away to subscribers on very easy conditions. The Latest Edition Just Received!! fjic ivin imr Did It Ever Happen to You? 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