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PAGE TWO DAILY (CAPITAL JOURNAL, QALEM, OREGON, TUKSDAY, FEBRUARY 1, 1010. Hi THE CAPITAL JOURNAL "T E. IIOFER, Editor Mid Proprietor. ud cponacrjjNowfipapor Dorotod to American Principles nd the rrotrrcM M Oerelopoment of All dregon. PubUnhod, BTory Urchins Uzcopt Sunday, galom, Ore. BVtjfcsORlVTtoX HATES. (lnvrlblr In Advance.) ally, by carrier, per year. 16.00 Per month..........60o JUy, Jiy mall, pej year- 4.00 Per month 85c VHir, by mall, per year. ............ 1.00 Six monthi .COo U Nl O NtlL A BE L 6 FINE BURLESQUE AL POLITICAL AGAINST CAPITAL JOURN Oldf Man Bennett in The Dalles Optimist Devotes Two Columns . to Editor for Refusing to Become an Office-Chaser Pet Writer of the Push and Third Class Postmaster "Inspired" To Belittle Grange and Common People -Rabbitville Man Harvey Scott Join Teams. . li bin on, a trip down to Salloni, wFmt la tho cnnlttol of tlio grate Btato of Oroffon when tho granjos atnt In session and tho loglslntoor is ndjouniod. I wont down to boo tho govornor, but ho was In tho of ,fl"cq of.hq secretary of sjilt.n'nd lwm I wont fn to boo tho sccroCiry of stato and ho wan In tho offlco of tho govornor. I sod to that follor .Macarthur, . a follor who thoy call P.at, I sjl Pat how Is Jt that whon 1 go to find tho Bocortary thoy call govonior, and whoti I go to And tho governor thtoy call tho sccortary of stato and Pat sod ho Is ono nnd tho samo num and has maid good on both JBhs and as ho is going to ruu again for socorotary of stato I rock on ho will bo pllocted as monny tlmos as ho will tnko tho Job. Dut hob I why don't ho run for govor nor, and Pat bos you ovklontly dont know "Mlstor Hanson, tho nforosod govornor and socorotary of stato, for ho is a man who was olloctod socorotary of stato and thinks ho lins maid good, and thinks tho na& jul will rO'Olleot him to that office. Ills doolie ne govornor has been litrformod to the beat of his ability, but ho wood ruthor be tho aecere tary of stftto. and I goss the peenul will ollect him sum moro without Capital National Bank- Salem. Oregon Capital, Surplus and Umllvidcd ProfUs, rl io.000. Of floors and Directors: .T. H. Albert Proaldont 15. M. Croisan. . Vlco-Presldont Jos. II. Albert Cashier John A. Carson Geo. I Itodgors 9 printing ofllcos, but I found Bob Hondricks so blzzy with tho soncus that ho coodont take a mlnnit moro than to say that Ills paypor called tho Statesman was doing flno, then I wont over to boo Kornol Hofor, tho mnstor of tho granjo what runs the yothor paper, tho Caplttol Jornal, but ho was not in, and at tho door stood a gard who wanted to know my Dizziness, i toidcd mm, as a goak, that I owed 2 bltts on my superscription for tho paypor, nnd that gard' passed mo on to aunother gard who askod mo again and like ways my blzlzncss, and I told hlni as hoforo and to whit. And ho bps aro you shuro you dont want to seo him to insist on him nrunnlng for govornor, and I said Nay. Then ho pnsaod mo on to nnothor gard, and as boforo I was qwostlonod and fur ther sorchod to find if I dlddont havo a partition from suhi granjo asking tho Kernel to run for sov ernor, and I haddont, and I was fur ther aiked if I was tho bcaror of any nwolutioiiB from societies or de mands from prominent peepul ask ing, begging and reinvesting tho Kernel to allow his nalm to be net up as a candidate for governor, and I sed I goesed tho Kernel was safe for I had never herd nothing of tho kind. Then I was passed on to an nothor gnrd, who asseverated as be-fm-a( but 1 still Inslstod that I had uo dosines on the Kornol, but this gard sed it was a awful predion mont the Korntl whs in, tho peepul almost as a yunlt wanting him to run for governor, and tho Kornol not wanting to run, ruthor prefer ring to b the master of his little Don tStop to Think How We Do It! Vkm't put off until tomorrow; take advantage of tho nfforiug now thitt ry minute. It i certainly a fact that tho folk In this town like proaporlty thoy surely came and prospered In tho last few days, but we aro ready for you there are hun dreds of monoy-aavera waiting until some clever persons sees thorn then out they go. COME IN AND INSPECT THESE GOODS AND THEIR TODAY PRICES. Look back into the archives of your mind end see if they have ever been duplicated. I3.&0 tea pot. quadruple plate $1.50 $1.75 cup, quadruple plate 75c UohaiHlan glass comport. regular $5.00 now ..$1.50 Hohemlan glass bon bnn dish. $3.80 valuv), now 1.00 $2.00 baby rnttlos 75o J1.S& baby rattles 50c a.5o card qnsoa $1.35 $3.50 chain purse ....$1.50 Storllag sllvur pookot knlvee. $1.25 nnd $1.50 values 75c $2.00 thimble cuso, storl- sllver 50c $l.i& child's purse 50o 60e Toddy Hear stick Plna 15c $4.00 bolt pins $1.00 Chain bracelets, starling silver $$.00 to $6.00 values $1.00 Silver plated napkin rings 7Bo and $1.00 values ..SSc $3.50 toothpick holder 7Se 53.60 oream pltcker ...$1.00 $yi0 sugar howl $1.50 $20 umbrella, extra spe cial $6.00 50c Salem souvenir cups, reg ular valuo $1.00. now., Silver handled hat brush. regular price $2.50, now 75c Fruit dish, regular $4.50 $1.25 Gist tumblers, regular 95c. now 5c list plus, regular $2.50, now SSc Nut picks, regular $1.00, now 35c Blegant pttekar. worth $1!. now $4.00 Swastika pins. 50c and . .75c valuos 20c Fancy combs, reduced . .$1.00 Fountain pans, vnluos to $3.50. now $1.25 Fountain peas, values to J2.50. now GOc Lockots, values to $4.50 $1.50 Hawks' out glass individ ual butter dishes, regu lar $9,00 sot. now . . . .$3.00 $10.00 fernory, now ...$5.00 Sterling silver arts and arafta rings, regular $7 and $S. now $3.50 and $4.00 Pttsmro frames, etc. tho rage everywhere Half price WHEN WE SAY IPS A BARGAIN 'TIS SO. lARR'S JEWELRY STORE Corner State and Liberty i granjo of agriculturists than to lv govornor, honco and to whit Uio Kor- nol had bllt a cyclono sellar and kqpt hid Into It day and nito with clgvven .gards to gard him from tho machinations of his frionds tho pee pul, but ho sod you soam a safo irian. so wo will lnf vdn in- in soo fife: and tho cajo was oponed as5 soon as tho tlmo lock went off and thte gard worked tho combination of tho Iron doors befront tho. cajo, And thoro was tho Kernel weaplng Uko a little chid, nnd ho sod to mo sod ho, Old Man, this Is awful, aw ful, for tho poepul as ono man want mo to run for gowornor, and I dont wa,nt to, I must stlfol my ambition and continue as tho grate eddltor of the stato, and as master of my granjo. Dut I sed Kernel I newer herd of this grato demand. No, he sed you diddent, but I know It is in tho harts of tho poopul, all of tho peepul, for I am a mind reeder, a thcosoflst, a toloppfast nnd a maste of a granjo of granjers, and thore four monny things hidden from you is piano to me, and I know tho pee pul as 1 man want mo to run for govornor Honco theso prison walls, honco these hero teors. Jest then a follor cum running In with sever or 8 gards trying to hold him, a gran- Jor looking feller, and ho cryed out at tho top of his voico that he was a member of tho granjo up on the hodwattors of tho Pudding rlvor and that they had tooken a straw vote for govenor tho nlto bofour and that ho, tho aforesed Kernel, had got 1 vote My God, sed tho Kernel I have prayed that tills cup might 1)0 passed up, that this howl might be shattored In my hands, that 1 might not havo to make this torri- bcl, this awful sacrifice, but it is no Ufile, tho will of tho peepul must be obeyed, henco I discharge you gards and I will, with teors and weapi.ng, in sack cloth and ashes, announce that I am in tho hands of my friends J nnd tho granjes. Then ho sent down and had his assistant associ ate edditor cum up and he sed to him sed he, John send over to Bob and borrow tho loan of the word R00INED R00INED HOOINKI) ROOINED lloolucd Ave times in the blnckoat, biggest tipes nob has got, for wo havven' euny tlpo big onuff to tell the tall of my roolnation. I had thought to spend my days In poaco as a grate eddltor, hut John the voico of tho peepul is mighty and must ie ouoyod. All of wlch will show why It is that the Kernel is going to be Jlho next govornor of Oregon. There aro to bo shuro 20 seven other can didates, but tho Kornol will be IT. Oregon has had all sorts of gowr nors before, but novvor 1 like the Kernel, being the only master of a granjo what runs a paper, or ruther being tht only reel Hvo editor what is master of a granjo. You or enny ono can tell ho is a granjer by look ing at his oddltorlnl colhuns, wlch Is llko a gardon with the boans ' among the turnips, the carrots . among tho onions, th nnstoy among the oabbagee and weeds amongst them all. In sich a garden It takes . 9 a pretty nifty feller to find what he 5 wants, and if any feller can fin.l A what he wants In the won parcel col- umns of the Capital Jernel when K they are filled with slugs of pica, ' gobs of long primer, sentences of j j great primer, ami paragrafta of dub-'9 pica all of the negro mlnatred . or black face variety well it takes a grate mind reder to know just what the Kerael meens when he prints the oollumc. Hut ennyhow they are as plane as the grate de mand the peetml aro making for him to sacrifice biaslf on the hater of lib'berty Uy running a race for gov ernor. o In sickness, tf a certain hidden nerve goes wrong, then the organ that this norvo controls surely fail. It may norve, or it may havo given strength and support to tho heart or kidneys. It was Dr. Shoop that first pointed to this vital truth. Dr. Shoop's Re- ..w. n Mr.. mailA lines tka ,T stomach nor to temporarily stimu late tho heart or kidneys. That old-fashioned method is all wrong. Dr. Shoop's Restorative goes direct- ly to thee failing Inside nerves. The remarkable success of this pre scription demonstrates tho wisdom of treating the aatual oaasu of these falling organs. And it is indeed oaay to prove. A simple live or ten days test will surely toll. Try it once, and see! Sold Uy Capital Drug Store. If you would havo a safo yet cer tain Cough Remedy In tho homo, try Dr. Shoop's at least once. It is thoroughly tinllko any othor cough preparations. Its taste will bo en' Urely now to you unless It Is al ready your favorite cough roinedy No opium, chloroform, or any-othor stupefying ingredients aro uSe"d. Tho tender loaves of a harmless lung- neallng mountainous shrub gtvo to Dr. Shoop's Cough Remedy Its won derful curative properUes. It is tru ly a most certain nnd trustworthy prescription. Sold by Capital Drug Store. Try a Journal Want Ad. o You economize greatly whon ub- ing Dr. Shoop's new coffoo substi tute known to first class grocera ovorywhero as Dr. Shoop's Health Coffeo. A 25c, 1 pound package gives 100 cups of a wonderfully sat isfying tablo drink. Pum toasted grains malt, nuts, etc., give to Health Coffee a wholesome, and sat isfying tasto and flavor. And thero Is not a grain of real coffeo in it. Besides, Health Coffee is "made In a minute." No 20 to 30 minutes tedious boiling. Sold by J. W. Har-rltt. Children Cry FOR FLETCHER'S CASTORIA are restored to Health and strengths by Quicker than by any other tonic. We sell it with the understanding that if it does not benefit we return the money. Please try it. i G. W. PUTNAM CO., Druggists, SALEM. TARTAR is a calcareous deposit which forms upon the surfaces of the teeth and should be re moved by the daily use of I OPENING THIRD UNIT OF Uo S. Government Lands UMATILLA PROJECT At Heraiisttin, Oregon, Feb. 10, 191 0 For the above occasion the Oregon Railway & Naviga-. tion Co, and Southern Pacific Co, lines in Oregon will make an open rate of One and 0ne4foird Fare r. Lyons PERFECT f! Ii Powder which cleanses, preserves and beautifies the teeth, prevents the formation of tartar and imparts purity and fragrance to the breath. For the round trip and from all points in their lines to Hermiston, gS&!Bil ifffFIV I Tickets on sale February 8 and 9, with final return J limit February 20, 1910, Free booklet issued by the government, containing full information as to cost, how to file, water rights, etc, may be obtained of any 0, R, & N, or S, P, agent, or by 1 writing to WM McMURRAY, General Passenger Agent, P ortland Railway Light and Power Co. Willamette Valley Division EMPLOYES RAT T V will Ho4 I V 2 February lf 10 K Auditorium Rink. ; . M'cEIroy's Orchestra until One A. M Cars will make one run on each line after the Ball is over for the benefit of Club Room Furnishing Fund We will appreciate your patronage 2 0 TT 233 S. COMMERCIAL X.