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DAILY CAPITAL JOURNAL, SALEM, OREGON, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 91, 1908.
IT BILLARD BALL IN HIS
CONSTIPATION
MOUTH, BUT REGRETS IT
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kland, Oil.. Dec. 31. -John
. H..ivnln. hn8 proved to
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. ' 1,1 that ho is such u "gamo
... that ha cm put n bllllnrd
In his mourn, uut uu ......
r tcth. halt aeau uu. . -
'shock niitl has n wb ""
New Year's grooms, ""- i
wbnt the dentist will have to
Hut In wo $2G0 n,ld no"
... i , i.u'tt ii "irnnio snort"
ly will u " " " "
do's satlBiicu.
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roso yesterday, when u friend said:
"I'll bo you $2.50 you can't pocket
a billiard ball in your mouth."
"You're on," said Itobblns with
out hesitation. With great dtfflcul
ty ho forced tho bnll Into his mouth.
Thou tho troublo came. Dr. J. H.
Callan wus summoned but found It
Impossible to remove tho ball until
Bovoral ow Ilohhlns' teeth had beon
extracted mul even thou ho had to
nlmoBt clioked to death and suf
forrod great agony.
Tin Tiy'1'" Animals.
mile Kiih (rending newspaper;
hv L'umi They must bo queer poo-
Idown In Now York!
jutnt Huldah Why mr
jnelo Eph It says hero mat moy
. .. ....I ,i ftllnr 111 lull for
ire JUBl li u i. -
Iterlng his stock I Scranton Trlb-
Tho Correct Tlmo
.nn n rnilllh Or COld IB JU8t UB 800H
It starts then thoro will bo no
neer of unoumouia or uuuouuiii.
n IIIHI 1L 1UII VSUU m
Un'hniinil Svrun takon at tho Btart
111 Btop tho cough. If It has boon
nnlng on for oomo tlmo tho treat-
tot Will 00 :ongur, uui mu uuiu in
je. Sold 11 nil ticniura.
t The Honest Way.
"Money? Pooh!" exclaimed a
successful financier contomptoiuily.
"Thoro aro a hundred ways of mak
ing money."
ill i .. ",,Bn clln on inr Imtci, lUnnilr I
trle.l ('ntenrcli, mul tn.Ur I mn ll mn
i)iiri.,8 m10 niMe'yrar. h.loro I I "ea OMeirM Tf
ntloriMl iintoM ml.nrf with liitnn ml nil". ThVnki
J"'"'' "",' ',""1 ''""'"II thil ! tiili nernlni: Y?J
en ime thin In lmhnlf or n (Tiring linmnltr
II. K. 1'l.lier, llo.noV., 111.
df$fy Best For
M JP "The Dowels
SfiS CAMDYCATIUnnC
SALEM, OREGON
W. I. STALEY, Principal
way'
'Ah, 'hut only one honest
protested his compnnion.
"What's that?"
"Urn! I thought you wouldn't
know." London Telegraph.
Public Library Hours
Aftor January lBt tho city public
library will bo open from 10 a. m.
to 9 j. m., excopt from 0 to 7.
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When You Are Dry
WHY NOT BUY
tRUil.!JIW 1
A puro and wholcsomo bovorng that Is sold In all tho citi
of Western Orogon and Northorn California.
Made of the Choicest Malt and Hop
Grown in Marion County
Made of filtered Water rind strictly In nccordanco with tho
Puro Food Law Salem Door Is tho best mild bovorago offered tho
public.
Mndo by scloctlllc processes and guaranteed puro and whole
some. No ndultoriitlon. No drugs or chomlcnln and undor tho most
pcrcct sanitary conditions Address all orders to
Salem Brewery Association
r-in,.t Pnlntihlr Potnnt Tn.tnOnml. OoOood,
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Guki i . ,.,V: - u 'Mm lnbl tmnreil OOO.
uiiki ...i .. i tn cri i i yi,iir money buck.
.'tt-'DK Hcmnly Co., Chicago or N.Y. 603
mm sale. izu million boxes
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NEW YEARS GREETINGS
Greetings aro appropriate at this tlmo of tho year. Wo havo had
our customers and friends In mind during tho ontlro twolvo
months of tho year, nnd take this opportunity to bo sonorous with
our greetings nnd oxpress our appreciation of business glvon us.
Wo havo always In mind th0 wofnro of our customers; our aim
Is to render to oach ovory convonlonco and personally holpful
bank service. That wo havo succoedod In no small moasuro Is ev
idenced by tho largo and growing number of satisfied patrons of
this bank.
You luivo received many benoflts from our service during tho pnst
year You havo ovory assurance that this servlco will ho an advan
tage, to your business for tho conilng year.
ta Wl8h t0 ench CUHtom0, nd woll wisher a MERRY CHRIST
MAS and a happy and prosperous 'NEW YEAR, and wo will ap
preciate nny additional business you may havo for 1909, boing
satisfied thnt our sorvico will satisfy you In ovory dotall.
UNITED STATES NATIONAL BANK
SALEM, OREGON
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LlMi w rrnrmHBasgfs;
E. ECKERLEN
Family Liquor Store
Mouutan water or biiBt.
What is tho use of stringing a
good fellow llko Strlngor?
Where, oh whoro is that Fair
Grounds boulevard?
Ruof go 14 years In tho pen for
the chargo of bribery on which ho
was convlctod. There nro 113 moro
lndictmonts ngainct him so it appcaro
ho will havo a life tlmo Job.
DcSagan got .Anna Gould Anna
got tho children dirty llttlo Uonl got
loft. Now If tho nowB gathorore will
glvo the publ'c a real on tho subject
Everybody will bo happy.
A Salem man who docs business In
this city for a living takes two Port,
land papors and a California papor.
He cornea around onco a year and
buyB a Christmas Journal for ten
conts, nnd all tho year ho gets tho
trado of tho 24 families that sponi
money from payrolls of thta olllco.
It all helps to m.iko up tho payroll.!
and wo aro gratoful for tho ton conts
Some men havo got to. bo busy if
It's nothing but defeating tho popu
lar will.
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Hero's a Haopy Now Year. May we
forgot tho troubles of tho past In
tho Joys of tho future. v
Lot's all tako a drink In 1909
mountain water.
Tho state of Orogon will bo 60
years old February 14, 1909. Sho
was and Is Undo Snm'B first and only
Valentino.
It In a foolish girl who tako?
down tho mlstlctoo beforo the holi
days aro entlroly ovor, but rtho Oro
gon girls don't ihavo to hang up any
underbrush to mnko ovory follow
who Beoa ono foel llko kissing hor.
Iloost for 1909. A city of 20,000
by 1910.
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Saturday's Journal will ho a hum
mor, as usual,
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School closed during holiday weok, Work will be resumed on Monday, January 4th.
A number of new students will enter at that time, New class in shorthand will be or
ganized then. A good time to begin a practical course of study.
Hundreds of Yooog People
Will be required to do the work of stenographers and bookkeepers in the develop
ment of the Northwest in the next few years; and there are always openings for
those who are well qualified. If you are interested in preparing for a business position
we invite you to look Into our courses. Send or call for catalogue.
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BUSINESS CHANGES
IN THE CAPITAL CITY
FREE
PILE
CURE
Kent to DciiionMrutu tho Merits of
Pyramid IMlu Cure.
What It Huh Done for Others, It Can
Do fr You.
144 Commercial St.
Free Delivery
;'V -xt
Wo hnvo testimonials by the hun
dreds showing all stngoi, kinds and
dogreos of pllos which have boon
cured by Pyramid Pllo Cure.
If you eould rond thoso unsolicited
lot tors you would no doubt go to tho
nearest drug storo nn4 buy a box of
Pyramid Pile Cure at onco. Pi'Ico
50 ron'fa
Wi do not nsk you to do this. Send
u vour namo and address and wo
- ' 1 soiid you it trial pnekngo by mall
fro".
"p Vnw wl.t tho tr'al packago
win do in hiiv .mso-i It has oure.l
Mls wlthniif further treatment. If
!' 'irovo Its vnluo to von order mo.e
'oni vour (lrMfuit This Is fn'r. Is
o' pininiv wrlo m n Ie'or clv-
v'Mi onii o" iho trl' uacfli"' by
-i'i .-, ...ir vrn,'ai',f'-f . A'''"'4
r..-n,i.. p, rn j c.j pyramid
"'in.. ""'''H'. A'ih.
Ab Mngors, manager of the Stand
ard Liquor company, has leased tho
Gus Schrelbor saloon and will fit
It up as a saloon nnd oyster house
with a partition between. Tho An
nex saloon noxt door to tho Chicago
Btoro will bo moved Into tho Schrlo
bor placo. Tho Red Cross pharmacy
will movo in whoro tho Annex bh
loon has boon as they nro obliged
to got out on account of thnt block
being slated for robulldlng. It will
bo an Improvement nil around.
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It lu n Wonder.
Ghamborlaln's Liniment Is ono of
tho moat romnrkablo preparations
yet produced for tho relief of rhon
matic palna, nnd for lamo bacc,
sprains and brui&ca. Tho quick re
lief from pain which it nffords In case
of rhou mutism is alono worth many
tlmos Its cost. Prlco 2G conts; largo
slzo 60 conts. For snlr at Dr. Stono's
drug otoro,
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Indulgent.
"I havo such an Indulgent hus
band," said llttlo Mrs. Dell:
"Yoa, bo George sayo," responded
Mrs. Spiteful. "Somotlmes Indulgoa a
llttlo too much, doesn't ho?" Lon
don Tlt-Dlte.
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A Meeting
At which your ono doelro la to
appear at your best something pos
itively ImpoBslblo whon your linen In
poorly laundered.
Your collar, shirt or cuff or th
shirt waist, nockploco, otc, Is JuBt
an Important In your npponrance as
tho clothcB thomsolvcs.
If you bring thom horo thoy will
bo porfoctly laundored and roturned
In A-l condition.
Salem. Laundry Co.
Tclephogo 25. 180-100 S. Llbcrtty St
HBu J2H
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Good line of Slippers
For Mon, Womon and Children,
Ml uylco, all sizes. Prlcod from 76s
. $2.00 Supply your Christmas
ants now. enrpot auppora uuc.
alvo us a call.
Jacob Vogt
71iokl to Death
Is commonly said of bablos who havo
died of tho croup. How unnocosoary
this Is. No child evor had tho croup
without having a cold or cough ut .
tho start. If you will stop tho first
symptom of tho cough with Bnllard h
Horohound Syrup thero Is no dnnger
whatovor of croup. Sold by all deal
ers, t
nigsy Left Wife n Dollar.
(Unltod Proso Leased Wlro.)
San Francisco, Dec. 31. Dy tho
will of Chlof of Police Dlggy, mado
public today, tho widow of tho doad
official rocolvos but $1. A llko sum
Is boquonthed to tho ton-yonr-old
daughtor of Mrs. Dlggy and tho re
matndor of tho estate, valued nt ap
proximately $5000 goes share and
shiiro alike to tho four chlldrou of
tho deacesed by hia first wlfo.
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GRAND OPERA HOUSE
JOHN F. COItDHAY, Mgr.
SATURDAY, JANUARY 1.
COMING
THE LENOX
Portland's new and most modernly
furnished hotel, Third and Main
sireota, fronting on tho beautiful
City P'aza and adjacent to buJlnesD
cenlnr Free bn to and from trains.
Up-to-date grill. Exce,,r-nt cuisine
Telephone In every room. Private
baths
Kuropean Plan, $1 to $2.B0 Per Daj
Aiuerlrau Plan, $- ". fo Per Da
O. II. M'KNU.i:, Miuii.gcr
"Thni'H a
Sweonlnir,
sweflnlnit
Jane Eyre
A play that roachos tho heart and
tpuohos tho bouI. Drnmntizod from
Charlotte Dronto's great novol.
Excellent Company
Complete Production.
PRICES: 75c, BOc, iiBc.
Dox olllco opon Saturday 9 u. ni.
romnri(o n husband whoso wlf ued
a broom to convene him that' lift
one o hav been homo several
hours previously.
ni"'i not nno'i'iit" "io -o wpnv
?.. A ift ln-' - wa rn 4nn
n'liv 'hlo Hloni00 tAttM nrl"n'o PT1
npltor'r (Jxnn" T l"'min Puro- p'l
ai"o .. n..p aH hv lll 'l0,
fle n f'w wHk' nero.
F'noh'a olen was self dfonoo, bi
Bungalow Theatre
Portland, Oregon.
Phones Main 117, A121M.
Empire Theater Co. (Inc.), la-row,
Geo. L. Daker, General Manager
Now Year's Weok attraction open-
argument,". ins Sunday matinee, Decomber 27,
:i908, tomorrow, Leo. Diotrichstein's
famous three-act farce-comedy,
Are You A Mason?
Special matlneo Friday (Now
Yoar's Day) regular matlneo, Sat
urday. Evening prices nlways tho suiiiq;
25, 35, 50c; matinees, 15, 25c.
Noxt week "ZAZA."
AH mall or phono orders receive
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