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THE CHEERFUL IDIOT
And the Glum Dyspeptic.
The cheerful Idiot Is the individual
who when he sees you come Into the
home dripping from the storm inquires
pleasantly, " Is it raining? " If you were
whittling and the knife slipped and cut
off the top of u finger he would say just
ns pleasantly, 'Did you cut yourself?"
It seems the chief business in the life of
the cheerful idiot to ask fool questions.
Mostly people nut up with him as they
do with mosquitoes because they can't
holp themselves. But once in a while
the cheerful idiot runs up against the
wrong num. It was that way when the
C. I. of the (warding house tackled a
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tulserab.c loo"king fellow -lonnler who
was tortured by dyspepsia. "Hello
Smith," he cried, "aren't you feeling
well ? " And Smith growled back : " It's
none of your business how I'm feeling."
Talk alxjut adding insult to injury I
What could be any worse than asking n
man who had suffering stamped all over
him, "Aren't you feeling well ? "
It's rather hard for the dyspeptic to
make a stranger to the disease under
stand just how much suffering dyspepsia
cuu cause. Words don't express It.
That terrible gnawing sensation in the
stomach Is past description. liven after
you have recited the specific aches and
pains there arc no terms to express the
cumulative and combined effects of them
ull ujxm IkjUi mind and Ixxly.
DON'T COI.TIVATI! DVSI'HI'fllA.
That would seem unnecessary advice,
yet it is a fact that in the main, people
who finally become dyspeptics seem to
have studied how quickest to bring on
the disease. They eat irregularly. They
eat unwholesome or Innutritions fowls.
They cat heartily when they arc tired
with a day's work and the stomach needs
rest instead of exercise. In fact if they
made a study of the quickest way to
dyspepsia or disease of the stomach in
general and Its allied organs of diges
tion and nutrition, they could not prac
tice more successful methods.
When dyspepsia once has Its grip on
the stomach the man who has experi
mented with tablets and powders and
other palliatives without permanent re
lief finds himself asking the nuestion,
"Am I ever going to be well again so
that I can eat wiUi uppetlte and enjoy.
ment?"
The one necessity to the recovery of
health is the cure of the diseases of the
stomach and other organs of digestion
and nutrition. Tablets of soda, mint,
etc., will for the moment alter the con
dition in the stomach, but they won't
niter the condition of the stomach lUelf.
These things are therefore merely ini
tiatives. Not only do they not cure but
by affording temporary relief they lull
the victim into n false security until he
probably finds hlniwlf some day very
much worse for their use.
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stomach and organs of digestion and
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It has cured the most severe and obstt
nate conditions of stomach trouble which
have failed to yield to any other medi-
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Mr. Ned Nelson, the Irish Comedian
and Mimic of 577 Roydcn Street, Cam
den, N. J., writes: "We fulfilled an
engagement of twelve weeks and the
constant traveling gave me a bad toitct
of that dreaded disease called dyspeps'i.
I had tried everything possible to cure it
till last week while playing at B. V.
Heath's Bijou Theatre,
riiiladelpha, in the Neb
son Trio, a professional
friend of mine advised
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r " me 10 iry uit icit-c
Golden Medical Dlscov-
ery. 1 incu 11, "u.
thank God, with good
results."
" l'or three years I
suffered untold agony,"
writes Mrs. H. R. White,
of Staustead, Stanstead
Co., Quebec (Box 115).
"I would have spells of
trembling and being sick
at my stomach, pain in
right side all the time;
then it would work up
into my stomach, and
such distress it is impos
sible to describe. I wrote
to the World's Dispen
sary Medical Association,
stating my case to them,
and they very promptly
answered ami told me
what to do. I took eight
littles of Dr. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discov
ery, and five vials of Dr. Pierce's Pleas
ant Pellets. Thanks to Dr. Pierce and
his medicine I am a well woman to-day.
Dr. Pierce's medicines also cured my
mother of liver complaint from which
she had been a sufferer for fifteen years.
We highly recommend these medicines
to all suffering people."
Diseases which seem to be remote from
the stomach, but which originate in the
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l'or this reason diseases t)f heart, lungs,
liver, kidneys, and other organs are
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when it has cured the disease of the
stoumcli and its associated organs of
digestion and nutrition.
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who have taken "Golden Medical Dia
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that as the stomach was cured, diseases
of long standing which had affected
other organs were cured also. The
"weak" heart becomes strong, the slug
gish liver active, the clogged kidneys
are cleansti, the lungs made sound.
The whole laxly Is practically renewed,
built up witli firm, healthy flesh, and not
puffed up with flabby fat.
Some dealers desiring to make the
little more profit paid by the sale of less
meritorious medicines will sometimes
ofTer the customer n substitute for
"Golden Medical Discovery," claiming
It to be "just as good." Nothing Is just
as good for yo'u which has not just as
good 11 record of cures, and 110 other
medicine has a record of cures compar
able with those effected by the uw of
"Golden Medical Discovery."
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MYSTERY OF
THE NORTH
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Petrified Vessels Found on
Mountain Side.
DAWSON, March 11. On a bleak
and barren hillside of Arctic coast,
near tho headwaters of tho Porcupine
river, more than 4000 feet above thrf
sea level, and a long way above the
timber lino, whore none save the In
dian huntor has evor placed foot, thero
lie complete hulls of two large ships,
petrified. The find Is bo rcmarkablo
that tho dlHcovcrios of remains of
mastodons, which have boon made
from time to time, sink Into insignifi
cance by comparison.
Mr. Llskche, a prlntor of Scattlo,
Wash., who returnod from the Koyu
little country last ovonlng, brought the
nows of the find to Dawson, Ho nays
that Dr. Cleveland, who Is known from
one ond of the territory to the othor,
has gone to Invcstlgato tho matter,
and all who know him say that he
would not go on such an oxpodltlon If
ho wore not sure- of the fact
Tho manner of tho discovery wns
this:
A party of Chandler Indians wore
hunting near tho headwaters of tho
Porcuplno river, which they had
reached by following tho Chandlor
creek. One day, while on tho sldo of
a mountain, whoso slopo Is toward tho
Arctic ocean, ono of tho party looking
about for game, chanced to spy high
on the mountain side above him a
rocky formation of a shapo ho had
never neon before. Ho was about to
rontlntio his search for game, but
changed his mind, and tolled up the
side of tho mountain toward the
strange object. It was not until ho got
cIobo to It that ho discovered that
thoro were two objects vory much
nllkc, nud that It suddenly dawned up
on It I in that thoro, moro than 100
miles from tho sea, and high above It,
were two ships, tho larger, probably
100 foot long, turned to stone.
That night when tho party was In
camp tho hunter told his story. It
was not believed, but he was so per
sistent that It was ruo that noxt day
several hunters wont with him to sow
tho wonderful ships, and their surprise
and partial fear was as groat as his
own, Thoy oxamlned tho hulls more
closoly than ho had dono; nnd tho re
sult of this examination was such that
tho story cannot bo doubted. Thoy
wont to tho Interior of tho vessel and
brought back with them some cups
and plates made for tnblo purposes,
nnd of an ancient and ponderous de
scription. Only a fow of thorn could
bo brought out by tho Indians. It was
only tho recollection of tho mnnnor In
which thoy. had been disposod to treat
tho Btory told thorn by tholr comrndo
tltnt Inducod thorn to bring anything
nwny with thorn. Thoy know thoy
would not bo believed If they hnd m
evldonco othor than tholr words, honco
the tnblewnre.
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Largest Plant in Western Oregon.
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Salem, Oregon.
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Colors restored and all germs, moths, etc., effectually rc
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atlvunee in offering induafiiiunU lo puruhA(tu, Wo
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HOPS
Dealers in Hop Supplies,
FRIENDS:
shape; all tags
d amaged fleeces
!
Tno Indians also found a petrified
forest of troplral growth oven higher
on tho mountain, though In the Imme
diate vicinity of tho ships. Thoy de
scribe those trees of stono as having
leavos ns long as n innn's body, nnd
vory broad.
Tired Mothers.
A little olbow loans upon your knee.
Your tlrod knoo that has so much to
boar;
A child's doar eyos oro looking lov
ingly From underneath n thatoh of tanglod
hnlr.
Porhnps you do not hood tho volvct
touch
Of warm, moist fingers, folding
yours so tight;
You do not prize tho blosslng over
much You aro almost too tlrod io pray to
night. Hut It Is bloBsodness! A your ago
I did not suo It ns I do today
Wo aro so dull and thankless; nud too
slow
To catch tho sunshine till It slips
away.
CLEANER
Investments
SAYUftDAY, APRIL 13, 190&
BROWN
No. 229 Commercial St., Salem, Or.
Put your Mohair
should be removed
placed in bags to
And now It Booms surpassing strange
to me,
That, while I wore the badge of
motherhood,
I did not hiss more oft and temlorly
The little child that in ought me only
good.
And. If some night whan you sit down
to rest,
Yon miss thU olbow from your tired
nuo
This restless curling bond from off
your broast.
Thin lisping tongue that chatter
constantly;
If from your own the dimpled hnnda
had slipped,
And no'ro would nuatlo In your palm
again;
If tho white feet Into tholr grave had
tripped,
I could not blnmo you for your
heartache then.
I wondor so that motbora evor fret
At little cblldron clinging to their
gown;
Or thnt tho footprints, when tho days
nro wot,
Aro ever black enough to make
thoni frown.
If I could Unit a little muddy boot.
Or cap, or Jachot. on my chamber
floor
If I could kiss a roay, restless foot,
And hoar It pattor In my house once
moro
If I could mond n brokon cart today.
Tomorrow make n bite to roach the
sky,
Thoro Is no woman In Clod's world
could say
Sho was moro blissfully content
than I.
Hut, nb! thnt dainty pillow noxt my
own
Is novur rumpled by n shining hoad;
My singing blrdllng from its nost is
flown
Tho littlo boy I usod to kiss Is doad!
Mary I.oulso Itlloy Smith.
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Tell me not In snoering mnnnor
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Rich are thoy who fling their banner
Boldest to the world today.
Advertising dono In earnest.
Done with wisdom, hoart and soul.
With determination stoniest.
Always brings the wlshed-for goal.
Lives of many men remind us
AVo to great success can climb.
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Advertising all the time.
Advertising with persistent
Hnergy to spread our fame,
Ifiver honest and consistent
in performing what we claim.
In the world's commercial battle.
In the rivalry of trade.
We muat hustle, about nnd rattle
Itr Impressions can be made.
Lewlston (111.) Democrat
But He Didn't.
H come to lick the editor,
And full of wrath was he;
(The editor bad roasted him
WtOt skill and potsney;
Had iakl his record from the psst.
Axd then without a sigh.
Denrivea blm of the kld k wore
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