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Tf, p fijf -H , -g Jft.fM -B ., -w(Lwjhiwtptlj5sF.iw1a(i -a fefe. K. Mi jT ifTt i iiriiuJCSSiJtMi "puzzled Jhe Doctors," MOST of the cases cured ly Aycr'ft Snrsapnrllln have been Rhon up liy the) regular practice. 1'liysldan aro recommending tlila medicine more than over, and with satisfactory results. E. M, Sargent, Lowell, Masi.,ays s " Several years ago, my daughter broko out with large sores on her hanils. face, nnd other parts of her Ixxly. Tlio case pUzzted tho doctors. My daughter tisrd Aycr'sSarsaparllla.and It reunited Sn a complete cure. Her blood seems to lmvo been thoroughly purified, na'slio lias never had so much as a pltnplo hIiico taking this medicine." "This is to rortlfy that after having been sick for twelve years with kidney disease and general debility, and ha lug been treated by several physicians with out relief, I am now better In every re spect, nnd think I am nearly well, having taken seven bottles of Ayer's Sarsaparllla." Morln Iitidwigsoii, Albert Lea, Minn. Ayer's Sarsaparilla, rntrAniD bt Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mast. rrlel; lx bottle, S. Worth tin bottla. Orritt (lull. Tho forging of llio'luiuionFo guns Is a most Interesting process. Tlio rilled guns of the present nro made by re enforcing tho tubo with rings nnd re peated layer of steel called Jockota. which are fitted one over tho othor over tho original tubo or barrel of tho gun. Tho Jackets or hoops must lit as closoly to tho guns as if forming an integral part of its composition. Tho only way to got thoin on Is, of courao, by heat ing, and thus enlarging them. Whon they cool thoy fit snugly. It Is evident that tho exact size- of tho Jacket nnd ring when heated so that It can bo put In Ite placo must bo a matter of tho nicest mathematical calculation. Tho coarse powder now used makes such havoo with tho rilling of tho larg est guns that 100 charge nro about all that can bo expected from them. The Jackets and rings can then bo removed and fitted to another tubo. Tho vnrious parts of a gun aro scut to Washington, to a department of tho arsenal called tho assembling room, whom tho tubo is rifled and tho gun is finally completed. A steel gun of tho largest caliber costs about $100,000. Tho ordnanco of our modern navy Is thorcforo ono ol tho most costly itoms. ilarper'H Weekly. Or Duo Mlml. Self Mado Man I can't sco anyjionso In wasting so much vnluablo tlmo on dead languages. Collcgo Student Neither can 1 Since Wllklns started in to win the Ijitlu prizo hejiaen't been worth a cenl In I he boati'iow. Oood'Nows. 13 SjrFVvt'vVi 7 ,-f c?-Czl$ CHAT8 ABOUT MEN. I'll at Imprcatlini, Tirtt Impression'! aro always Impoi t ant, and 1 onco know a dear old gen tlouiuii who told mo that ho "had quite glvci tip calling on a lady because liar uutlcr never looked glad to sco liltn."- IiWMlrrhHv Itovlnw. For two years I suffered terribly with stomach trottble, rtml was for nil that time under treatment by n physician. He finally, after trying everything, said stomach was about worn out, and that I would have to cease eating solid food for a time at least, I was so weak that 1 could not work. Finally on the recom mendation of a friend who had used your preparations A worn-out with beneficial re sults, I procured a Stomach. bottle of August Flower, nnd com menced using it. It seemed to do me good at once, I gained in strength ami flesh rapidly ; my ap petite became good, and I suffered no bad effects from what I ate. I feel now like n new man, and con sider that August Flower has en tirely cured nw of Dyspepsia in its worst form. Jamks K. Dkdhkick, SnUgertics, New York. V, IJ Utsey, St. George's, S. C, writes: 1 hav used your August Flower for Dyspepsia and find it an excellent remedy, y TiFORATIYE 3$5m fniE llllgii STARTLING FASTS! w it ii irrvi fara-gtjsra Tto American poopl lira lapMIr tsvomliw a MO vr ixrToui wire--. lKl mo luiu ttig tt rtutt1 'a. al. i vinu omiiii. ur, Miie . M. iHJk r. I I k I Mi 1 u.lia.j. RTuflor. of I lids f ruui lak! wliiittU.tivU l Alpb' wi UttKitlnir, 1 1 liutlr lirft wean I but wbtu lut wui wim rtiUM f iota crust liottoromo I, villi.. ..V v.i.k ... h,ii , 4,r ttUII"ft, luJ . uacfc UK ii un. ii a i ur "Ul imlUM !U IHH1 Ur,ttf VUltt kmsrtay JmuII .v, jmi,, weurcli UluUl t piiuiuucii iKUKim u. uif. t i.ir w. I. irt ay, Jcu, n4 nurvuu t'lvxir.iiuin. If cn l- ulo. Mutal lr, llrooUrii, Mkti.. ms bit lUuyiiur curJ of InMnlir lfl Uudln. Titil bottUnmt on twuk v( nUnchiui ouhm, I it KB l Uf uwlt a ul niueajr oimtkux i.o t v u.wi. r,Mlle' Medloitt OoBlkhart, Ind. TJCL1L UOTTJLE EXtKE. Bold by P. J, Fry, tlruirnW.S.'e . Act on a uev iitlMiyl riuuUi lb lWr, notMh ua mmi (rpkg.i mt KM!"- vZJ turv. turn lion. DM, Uiim'Iou lw uU trily tut tlUiiMWM! ;UO IITVIT. C4 CMWIIIi MuaiiMt, awi, Umulr iht kl iiraiiMft. -CMKOiQluTllIl. jhri4 by I). J, Fry, druvcUt, b'rtlcii!. "August Flower" Congnwmmn William L Wllion, of Wexl Vlndnln has Ik-cii fleeted prosi- (lout of Kli'hiiioii'l uillcgc by tho trus tee ol that iiiHtitutJiia Sir ltlwin Arnold says that the lato Lont bytton was tho best after dinner H'ttker he ever heard, anil snK'rior to onr own ux ieiew at nis Dent Thoiinvs (i Uoilgklns, who rewontly gave fSOO.lHK) to the Smithsonian insti tution, Is eighty-eight years old nnd manages an extensive farm at Betauket. L,. I. I)r Nelson, the recently clocted bishop of (Georgia, has a fad that interests him iiveu more than hi llfo work. Tho bishop is fond of wood earring, ut which he has become export. Story, tho sculptor, and Mr. Hooker the bank or. aro among the most con tpk'tinns Americans in Rome, tho lntter gHtitlnman having lived in tho Eternal City iitxml forty years. The voternu soldier, General Franz Jfgcl Is stilt greatly Interested in nrt mil artists, and may ut times be neon 'xintifning the picttues and works of iculpture in tho Now Vork Metropolitan .VIuhuuui of Art. ailkiol tho English plnnot reader, in its suty-feconu annual uhnanac, just issued hnvi found n mensago somewhere in Ins stellar readings to tho effect that in Novembor of 1HD2 thoro will bo "a (loath of an omprnHs or a queen." Henry T Oxnard wlio Is doing bo much to establish tho boot sugar indus try I n Nebraska whoro ho has erected Very extensive reliueries, is a young man ol thirty eight years out of college Ho is it little man physically, but full of vim and vigor l)r Williams a London physician, an it complete copy of tho lilblo written n ilmrthand characters. There are many curious copies of tho Holy Writ In varions cdIIpcUous, but it is doubtful if here Is anything in the world that will ompare with tho doctor's unique work A t'opy of Jay Gould's maiden effort it authorship tho "History of Dolawuie Oounty and llordor Wars of Now York,' .vut n-cpntly sold at miction in Boston. iTew copiiiH of tho work now exist, nnd he uveruge pneo foi which it sells is wenty five dollars It Is u duodecimo volume, bound in muslin, and wua pub lished lu 1&10. UrittMlkkAiUMai RAILROAD JOTTINQa BEHIND THE 8CENES. Coqncl in's salary is $14,000, und ho ap pears at privuto ontortainments in Paris at $100 an evening 1' rf (iilmoro, tho band loodor, nearly lost ills life rocently by boiug dragged ilxty ffot by a train of curs. Tho ladies of tho Whito House attend ed live out ol tho Bovpn performances given In Washington rocontly by Ulch ird Mausliuld Anton Kiibinstoin, tho Russian pianist, nus accepted an offer 6f i!3,000 forn -onus of lifty concerts, to ho givon in tboUnltt"! HtutoHin 18UU. Tho "Taiiutig of tho Shrow," uudor tho titlo of "La Megoro Apprivoisoo," u aa been pronouucod a grout success at the Tlieutro Francals in Paris. E H. Willunl, tho Iwst English actor who has visited America for many yours, will return to Loudon ut thocloso of his prcsont tour, in March, 1803, aud rosumo his successful enroer ns actor- managor .lolin Ernest McCann, who is begin ning to, bo as woll known as a dramutio author us hois as a poet, has, with Ernest Jarrold ("Micky Finn"), recently pub lished a clever littlo book called "Utltla und Ends." Oltver Wilsou Dotal, tho actor who died not long ago in Baltimore, was thirty-seven yours ohl Ho hud supjiortei nt various times Mary Anderson, Law ronco ilarrott, Edwin Uooth, Charlotte Uushmun and J K. Emmett. Tho author's fees alouo of u recent Orury Lime sticccss woro $4,000 a week, divided betwoon Augustus Harris aud Mr I'ottit. It 1b said that John llaro cleared f,70.000on "A Pair of Spoctncles' when It had run '.'AO nlghta, and that Uilbort & Sullivan huvo cloarod $3,000, 000 In tho lust thirteen years. Edward Everett Hale favors the na tionalization of the railroads of this country The Chicago. Milwaukee and 8L Paul ts building its own freight cars and is tnming out ten n day General Mnnagor Uurnnnl. of tho Pe oria and Eastern has purchased ten miles of new heavy stcl rails to bo laid on the west end. Tho Missonri. Kansas and Texas rail Way has decidod to establish u dispen fciry at Deuison, Tex., at onco and may build n hospital later. It is the purpose ot tho Delawaro. Lii(-kuwaiiiia and W'cxtern toca'ctunew ofiice building at the northern end of the Uobukcii yard, on Ferry street. It i probable that an eastern oxtcn tion of the Baltimore and Harrisburg railroad will bt' bnilt from Porter's sid ing, on the Baltimore and Harnsbnrg to York There are JJO.OOft locomotives in tho United Htates, liemg one to every Hvo miles of railroad, und 1,100.000 cars of nil kinils. of which S7.000 aro passenger coaches The East Tennessee. Virginia and Georgia and the (jueen and Crescent syntoms huvo amalgumaled Hundreds of clerks aro thrown out of employment by the arrangement. In the hot regions of Africa moro than 2,000 laborers are engaged in building the Congo railroad, and in tho cold re gions of Siberia many thousands of Rus sians are employed in the construction of tho transfliberinu railroad. Tho Alleghany Valley railroad was rold by tho United States court at Pitts burg to P. A. B. Wldenor. of Philadel phia, representing tho income bondhold ers tho und Pennsylvania Railroad com pany, for 1,000,000, tho purcliaser as suming tho dobt of $20,000,000 WHISPERS ABOUT WOMEN. Lady Henry Bomorsot Is thirty-two, energetic, eloquent und of blue blood. Mary Andorsou has had an offer of $10,000 for a thirty -six column lovo story. Miss Francos E. Willard has Ixsen givon by Dr. Fulton, of Muino, an ucro of ground at Mount Desert and ho prom ises that a cotti.ge is to bo erected thcro for her. Mrs Jluggins. wifo of tho English astronomer, is a mopt nblo assistant to linr husband in his astronomical lulwrs, aiid keeps a record for herself of her ob servations. Nina Van Zandt has grown morry sinco her marriago. and is seemingly as happy and contented in hor now sphere as if she had novor I icon pictured lu the paporn or figured in a condemned coll ninrringo. Mrs. Harrison lias been presontod by Azzcnz Muscalcin, an Ottoman subject or Mount tiouanon, ayna, witn a picture of tho presidont painted on silk and fiamod in nativo wood inlaid with uiothor-of-pourl. MiBs Sallio Matthews, tho now post mistress of Clovorport, Ky., ia an ener getic littlo woman. For six years, though she is still under thirty, she was agout at Clovorport o a largo cooperage of company, with !00 uien aud several steam boats nnder hor control. Mrs M. G. O. Edholm, of Oakland, press suporiutendout for tho California W. C. T. U., during tho pust year has secured tho insortion of tomperanco items in ISO California papers, besides horsolf writing 201) columns of original mattor for about two dozon periodicals. It'orkuf California Tlf Unites Commlttre. Tho vigilance committee was a new departure In tho Jurisprudence of tho world. It may bo called a compromise between the regular course of law and tho action of the people without regard to officers of tho law. It was seizing upon tho force) of n mob, arresting thorn In their mad course, harnessing them quietly and utilizing their pow ers in regular form, ystetnatically, coolly nnd deliberately. It was a dem onstration that had never before been made, nnd It was left to California to make it while tho law was lying dor mant on the ono hand, and trampled down nnd disgraced on tho other, the people tho power of nil government In onr system determined to execute lu legal form what their servants had neglected or Ignored. AVhilo they loved and revered tho law, respected, upheld and applauded its faithful servants, they contemned tho faltering and scorned tho false and faithless adminis trators. In 1851 it cleared tho country of Sydney ex-convlcts and all tho worst elements of tho criminal classes. In 1856 It saved San Francisco from tho rulo of a mob of political outcasts, bal lot box stuffers and a recent Immigra tion of other criminals. In 1877, in tho same place, tho saino people under dif ferent conditions, and yet in tomo re gards similar, finding danger from much tho samo elements but on a more for midable scaio, determined to act under tho law, Tho state government was in better hands than in 1851 and 1850: tho city government was in better hands; the country generally was in better condition. The influence of the vigilance com mltteo of I85C had continued nnd pre vailed all the time. The ethics of the stato wero of a higher order than at tho earlior date. The early experiences wero vnluablo to Individuals as well ns to tho masses, and when called up for self government tho people again dem onstrated a capacity that has few paral lels. W. T. Coleman in Century. ODDS AND ENDS. profuisor predicts that no moro blonds in a few An Italian there will bo centuries. Within sixty-two yours Mexico has had tlfty-four presidents, ono regency and ono otnniro, and nonrly every change of government has boon ofTocted by vio lence Ono of tho curtosittoa of tho rvcuut census In Ireland is that whortuu Chris tians of overy uauto lmvo decreased in number during tho docado, tho Jews have luorouaod SSI por cent. Tho possongor elovatora nt Weoliaw ken, N, J aro tho largest In tho world. Thoy can carry 0,000 passengers per hour Each car holds 135 persons. Tho oluvutors aro run by hydruulio power, Tho grain, tho wnalloat wolght In uso. Is so called, it la uUd, bocauso it was originally tho weight of ono grain of wheat. Tldt raoasuro of weight was adopted by an English statute of 1S0O, Tho Independent Jewish Order B'unl U'rith U nu tutor-national organization which ia growing rapidly In Europo und Aiuorica. It aims to secure tho uuiou of tho Jowiah people, of the world and to promote tholr mental development and nodal progress. Tho biggest natural beehive in tho world U that in Koutucky knowu ad tho "iiiumiuoUi beehive." it U really a huge cave, the main compartment of whlcn la 10U reet utgn, aud whose tloor covers ten acres In extent The beehive TURF TOPICS. Mlko Dwyor is said to own an Onon daga yearling colt that has shown a half in 48 seconds ""' Lord Arlington has ttio proud distinc tion of having bred tlie two most costly thoroughbreds in tho -world, St Blaiso und Common. Butld Doblo will not turn out his trot tors at Torre llanto this winter, behov ing that moro harm than good is dono by following thnt pmotico. Pulsifor is credited with tho declara tion that 'fenny wiM b mod only In weight for ago raona, and will not bo nominated for the big spring handicaps. Tho driver of Clujyoimo, tho famous blind trotter, talks to him continually in a race, and it is naid tho confidence of tho horso in his driver's voice is wonder ful in Budd Doblo'a stable ut Torre Uauto, Ind., uro Nunqy Batiks, 2:09, Urayllght, 8:10; Delnuircdi.adl: MoDoel. 2:15,4; D.ivo Wilson, 3SJ3J j: National. 205. mid Pilot H, 3iS4. John A. Goldsmith, tho famous train er, says of Arkm, 2:10?, "He is surely a phonoiuonon ami if ho keeps ou im proving thoro is no reason why in his developed state ho should not clut'oly ap proach the two minute mark." Tho luto Aldan Goldsmith declared that ho hud carefully measured tho stride ot Gloster when going nt full spsed and found it to bo twouty-threo foot If a horso could tafco two strides of twenty three foot eatih in a second and keep it up for u mllo his time would bo 1:54 4-5. The Wbjt They Out Air. Two women, each of whom rides tho ventilation hobby with great zeal, found themselves spending tho night in a binnll country hotel, put thero by a failure to catch a connecting train. They had scarcely put tho light out when it was realized that tho window had not been opened, and ono started to attend to it. Tho room was very dark and tho matches wero not at hand, but after somo groping sho found tho closed pnno. "I can't budgo It," sho said, tugging to do so. "Do try," camo from the bed; "wo shall suffocato before morning." Tho next instant there was a crash In tho darkness. "I'vo put my arm through this wretched window," it was explained; "but, nt least, we'll have air now." So thoy went contentedly to sleep. In tho morning tho window was found tightly closed, but tho glass door a big bookca&o which stood in a corner was shattered. This only ex emplifies tho old law that "conceit is us good a mediciiio for fools as physic." Her Point of View in New York Times. NOVELTIES IN JEWELRY. Miniatures framed in contrasting ef fects of black und whito are showu. A matchbox of novol dtisign is In tho form of a foldod horso Uiuiket, with a addle on the upper eddo. Coffee spoons with (lowers fuameled in natural colore on tho handles are among tho uovoIUm 1u Kilwrwnre. A gloro battonor is in tho form of a Whip, tho lash, which curls liack awl around the haudlo, forming the loop. A silver cigarette holdor 1 fashioned In the shape Of a woodcock's head, tho long, slender bill of the bird forming tho atom. Our Dltcrucerul Ituuiln. In splto of tho wonderful commercial and industrial progress of tho United States wo aro still to a large extent using tho samo soft, dusty, muddy country roads that served for our ro uioto ancestors. No organization has dono moro to remedy this surprising stato of tilings than tho League of American 'Wheelmen. Its secretary, Mr. Isaac B. Potter, of Now York, con siders that tho cost to tho farmer of carting his produco over tho "rough ened streak of soil" that serves us for a highway is no small factor In tlio exist ing agricultural depression, and points out that the cost of maintaining proper public wagon roads, though great, Is moro than ropaid to tho community in tho enhanced value of adjacent prop erty alouo. This position ho supports by statistics. It is to bo hoped thnt Mr. Potter and his coworkers will succeed In rousing our rural communities to tho dlxgrnco of a condition of thing which makes us tho laughing stock of Euro pean travelers In tins country. -Forum. by a A St runt" A lit I path-, A strange antipathy is related young doctor. "I hod ordered a pair of now and fashionable trousers when I was taken 111 with a hovoro attack of Jaundice. The garments wero made and sent homo, but I was too biek to wear thorn, aud after looking at them and seeing that thoy woro Just us I ordered them, I lnld them nwuy. When I was woll 1 wits about to wear them, when I re called all the symptoms of my lllne.is, and 1 could not endure tho sight or touch of them. I triod again and again with tho samo result. There Is no law In materia uiedlca to account for such a niunifcatution." Detroit Froo Press. A lady's purse recently designed ha an expansible bow. couatruetod in the covora ten acres in extent 'iue oeemve principlo of tlio toggle lever. A atnall ia of nolld rock, the roof of which haa ! y,, ose the oiHirtnre when the ring been entirely honeycombed by beea. u contnu5tHL-Jrwloro, Weekly. C L, B A N! If you would bo cloa'V and hayo yourclothoa dono up hi Uio noatcstaud dressiest inannor, tako thorn to tlio SALES STKAM LAUNDRY whoro all work ifl dono by wliiUt, labor nnd in tho most lUQinpt maimer. COLONEJj J, OLMSTED. Liberty iStreot, Iiitrlllccnre Aiuuns It n tm. Hats are remarkably Intelligent ani mals, as nuty be perceived from the dilllculty that Ls experienced in catch ing thorn. Thoy can be taught many tricks. Among other things it Is pos siblo to make them lourn how to bog, to Jump through a hoop, to drag a little cart In harness and to carry ntlska or money. Wnhtngton Star. A Nwtuntl Ilr.lie. MUa Coquet (.to servant) Toll Mr. Sharpo that I am ongugtxl. Mr. Slwrpe (to servant) -Tvll Mb Coquet that I exproawd a curiosity to kuow whom alio I engaged to now. Harper's Botar. As Staple at Coflc. "Chamberlain') Cough Hemely Is at staple an cotti-e lu tnU vtalnlty. It liastlonoau 1uiiiuum amount of good blnco Its Introduction Iieru," A. M. Xqrdull, Maple llMgo, Mlun, For sale by G. K. GtHHle, drtiggUt, MucUUit1 ArulraSIrr, Th iut Salve lu the wrtt ftr Cut. ' llrvJwji w, U)r, Salt Ithrutu, rr t-u,Ttlet,i tipiH-0 lUait, CftiJlpUUin, (Vru. ami aft Kktn tirptlHU, and toaV Vtto "" , vr n Pr rvanueJ, It VCWirwnwO to vivo t9frvi uUkHcUoe o uioni-y rraiudr-l. rrifo. M rnt vt tux, rortaitbriwu, vr,atvmat to (D to o to o a i 0) W to a o i O O r 0) W 0 (D come to the bouse? k- and other piacu. w Ooocbr;h itl. br !'" Lmcy to her?' r-Htafstoy. pretty late sornetimesT "He often stays till 11 o'clock. sier c;niigu i"- He Knew Thine or Two. MARKETS BY TELEGRAPH. JOItTJANH. Wbent-Vftlley,'liSl05 per ctntal Hour Blandard, J5 IW. Walla Walla ft W; Oot-.Vew Wtiltehic per t-tiMiel. Allllstnff-Bran ltfa); "-",8',,, ground tmrle.v.fisite: cnop feed. J" U, Jir, niMdllOKf. IC. Itr (,n- l,ij--S 1I1'1 1 r I'1'- a,Ur-Oregnn ftney cl.ilT. 35c; fancy- crrarnery Sl'Afi K0"'1 ,0 tolr' 2 Cullfornin cholc !nto31c KpK-Oregoua)cper do, i'oiiltry Olilckeon, jiXftStfl. t'owt.--Jat':II,'rcen,ftl:i, rtt,e-On-gnD, lfo 15c; AUfornm He. SugrrUolSenC, rxtra C,J dry .nin'iiutea, vt tuuc' "'" id-icd,ciH:ir-ouud. Ilwns-3u.all white. & pink -5i I bHjo., W,i", 1-iitter, 'IKc; Umno. M l'rld K.t.lU-luoted: Xlnltan prunes ha Petite und Oernian, 7o per pound, . ... , m r.r Imt: nlummer dried clT's Vc; sun dried d I fcet-JJ Dlmar, K eap.rated pcftches, 9 to Uc, i-ntjria tigs SJc; California ns 7 cents per pound. Illdss-Dry hide, K to Holes" foi -iilKgrten oer 63 pounds, 7c;-under fo j oumK '-e; sheep ptlUi, a0cJ1.25. 3I'JKKD MEATS AND LA.IU). tPm hams.l2tol3Kc; bwakfast ba- con, IS to 15cj Bides, HKc; lard. 12 to 13c per pouna. rfAN Fkancisco, Jan. 0 -Wheat; buyer; JU7. CmcAOO, Jan. 6.-Wheat, cash 89Kc- Willnmctfc University, SAIiEM, OBEGON, Is just the pl'ieo lo go foro flrst-clag" education. I's Normal Course oilers every uilvantngo of any normal school with all the benefits of (legre and state diploma and inauy spec ialties Excellent courses for busiiipg., rolli'Ke.I'repniatoryiCollegf.Ari, Mu sic, Tlieologx, Luw, Medicine and Pharmacy. Second term opens Nov. 16th. Third term opens Feb. 1, 1892. For circulurntidri'89, ItEV. GEO. WHITAKER.D. D. President. Capitol City Restaurant Jas. Batchelor, Prop'r. Waim Meals at All Hours ol the Day None but white labor employed In this ehtubllshment. A good substantial rucal conked In first. class tylo Ttventy-tlve cents per meal, R. E D V R O ! T. Court Btrect, between Opera House nnd Mlnto's Livery .i ai,.T,ontrp11n. Smithl You are got np regardless. Going to a wed ding? , , . i ci.,i,-,r, Wn I'm come in town to try to engage a cook, and I wish , to create a good impression. aan Bazar. Fashion Ob-crred at Hotels. Always leavo tho water standing in the washbowl when dono with it. Fill up your coat pockets with hotel stationery; it will help to advertise the hotel. Look over tho papers and books on the newsstand without any intention of buy ing anything. Suck the soap from off tho end of the spoon. The harder you buck tho farther yon can be heard. Step up to the bootblack stand nnd brush yourself or black your own boots, thereby saving a dime. If anything is mislaid or lost in a hotel It is proper to accuse tho chambermaid or other help of pilfering. It is proper to wash your mustache in the finger bowl, there being no law by which yon may bo stopped. Stand in front of the counter and pub licly proclaim that you think the hotel is about the worst you ever saw. Stick your feet upon the writing desk in tho reading and writing room nest to your neighbor who is endeavoring to write. It is proper to ballast your coat tail pockets with oranges, applos nnd a gen eral supply of fruit whon leaving tho dining room. Invite chums to your room and keep np such a racket during tho night that uu one in rooms adjoining can get a mo ment's sleep. Tell the waiter ho ia tho stupidest fool yon over satr, and be sure you speak loud enough, so that others can hear you all over tho dining room. Sit in front of tho hotel and staro at the women that pass on tho street, not omitting to make remarks about them sufliciently loud to bo heard. To write your name on the register so no one can decipher it is a sure sign of greatness, and ono whoso chirography is wholly illegible is pretty apt to be taken for a milliouairo bank president. Chi cago Eotel World. II. L. CHAMUKKUN, O. M. SMITH, "' rresldent. Secretary. II M.HKANSON. OEO. H. SOUUKKl', Vlcel're-ident. Treasurer. UNION TITLE AKSTKA0T CO. 575 Commercial HtreeU Miikes the neatest aud best Abstracts In tho country. A Murder Explained. " Julo," remarked Brutus as ho strolled into the great Casar'a tent, "did I over tell you of the fight I once had among the Allobroges?" Gets oil a long, windy tale involving the single handed slaugh ter of eloven ferocious barbarians. "Brute, my boy," remarked Caesar sol emnly when ho had finished, "I admiro Guul, esiK?cially Transalpine Gaul, but still I must say that yon remind me of a harp shattered by tho lightning of great Jovo." "Dow so?" inquired Brutus unwarily. "Because you'ro a blasted lyre," an swered Ca?sar, taking a long pull at a flask of Chian of tho 7M vintage. And from that day forth Brutus be gan to meditato on the ides of March. Yalo Record. Motleaty ot Greatness. "By the way," observed the eminent statesman, registering hid name," have you telephone connection with the lead ing newspapers of the city?" "We have, 6onator," replied the hotel clerk. "Can 1 bo of any service" "1 merely wished to say," said the great man, with a majestic wave of his hand, "in case thoy should um learn of my arrival in tho city, that I am here ou strictly private business. It is now let me see it is now 0 o'clock. I shall bo in my room from 7:30 to 0:80 and shall probably uin-decline to be inter viewed. That, 1 think, is all. From 7:80 to 9:30, remomber." Chicago Tribune, E. C. CEOSS, r and Packer, State Ht.anrourt"St.-The best meal delivered to nil iiartsof thecitv. Tonsorlal Item, All elilorlv I-Plltlmtinn s,. .u i ouly a few lonesome hairs lingered, en tored a drug store and said to the clerk: -i want 10 uuy a hairbrush." "For your own use?' "Yes," k y!l.at',i tb8 matter wM a tooth brush?' -Texas Sittings. Urraemberrd In the Will. An eccontrio Englishman had a scamp of a nephew who stole ono of his silver epooiu. UU will contained the follow tag clause: "To my nephew 1 bequeath eloven silver spoons, Ue know well hVerir ' " PEOPLE! Ask for Hurst's "STAFF OF LIFE" Or whole Wheat Flour, healthiest and beatta-tlns bread.' AUothe Famous Pure Aurora lluck- wheat Flour. Aril5s.,iiw,?!j iws w, Itorflfw. l.'SrWr. A,k. Jww de J.D.HUBSTiSOS.Aw. I EAST AND SOUTH VIA Southern Pacific Route Sliasta Line CALIFOKKIA KXPKtSS TWAIN RUN OAILY HLTWEKN I'OHTIjAND AND S. F. THE WILLAMETTE, SALEM, ORMGON. IhiU-s, $2.30 to $5.00 per Day. '' he be't holel between Portland nndSan h r uicibco. Fiii-l-cluta In nil lts aimolnt. ifltnta. Its molts are served with tho Choicest Fruits iown In ll o Willamette Valley. A. !. WAGNER, Prop. OREGON STATF SCHOOL JOURNAL M? t-rnn ofthe state d-pai tintnt of public in- -lJUlHlfU. J liU JUIU I til JO ll uiuuiui; luab tul'ie demoted to bcliool and home educii (on; therefore, It N Indlirenmble to e;.cberh, uud liivaitiRh'e to lrlends of cdti .tlon In general, l'ricu S1.00 purannum; neur mo e copies Ml cents each; sample copy 10 cents. Address J. U. Hoknek, 11 .7 tf Proprietor, Albany, Or. Bout fa. 7.0C p. in. :,. m. 8:15 a.m. ""North Lv. Poitlund Ar. I 7:30 u. in Lv. bultm Lv. I 6:28 a. m Ar. San Fran. Lv. 7:00 p. m Aboe trains stop only ut lollowlng sta tloiis north of Hoseburg, Kust Portland OrKu City, Vr'oodbuin, biilem, Albauy laugent, hheddH, Hul-ev, llaulbbur; Junction City, Irving and j,uggiie. UObKHUltO MALI. DAIliY, ' 8.0.5 a. m. 10:51! a. in 5:40 p. m. Lv. Portland Ar. I 4.0U p. m. IiV Salem Lv. f 1:0s p. m. Ar. Hos.eburg Ijv. 0:20 ii. m Albany Local, Dally (Uxcept Sunday, 5-0U p. m. I Lv. 7:52 p.m. ILv: 9.00 p. m. j Ar. Portland sitlem Albany Ar, Lv. 8:fi5a m. 0:08 1.. m DUGAN BROS' Pi in urn" o u ling w. 5 Wholesale and retail dealctsln STEAM AM) PLUMBING GOODS. 2C9 Commercial st reet. Telephono No. 33. PULLMAN BLFFET SLEBPKKS. TOURIST SLEEPING CARS. Kor 'teooinmodatiou ol second vluu passtnttr. attached to ezprein tralub. Vest Side Division, Between Portland and talk TAILV (CXCK1T SUNDAY). "7:3-1 n. m. Lv. Polimnd Ar. j C:30p".in. 12:10 p. in. Ar. Conullls Lv. 12:55 p. m. Al Albanj nnd L'onnllls connect wltn lialns ul'Uiegon Pacific Railroad. EXl'ltESS TnAIN (DAILY EXCE1T HUNd'ay" JrtU p. in. I Lv. Poitlund Ar. I 7:2o p. m. I Ar.McMlunvllleLv. H:20 a. m. 5:15 a. rn. Through Tickets To all points EAST and S0UTI1 for tickets and lull intorruation legard. mg rates niap, tie, appli' to the Compa ny's aent Salen., Oicgon, K.P. ItOGiiliS, .UM. U, P. and Pass.Ag't tt. KOU1LKK. .Manager ? p . g I f ONK OK TI1K LAKQKbT ESTAHLISH ments In the Stale. Lower rates than Portland. Jargenl stock Legal .blanks n the Stato, a-d Biggest dlscouut. Send foi price list of Job printing, and catalogue ot legjl blanks. K. il. WAITK, Htoani l'rlnwr Saleui OrBon Strawberries and Grapes. Twenty varleticsof each forsnle. Manual of culture and det.crlplle catalogue of plants of either of these, best ol nil table fruits, suitable for this climate, tent on ap plication to K. ilOKLH.Snlfm, Oregon. PENSIONS D.C.SHERMAN, V' tension and Claim agent. P.O S.r?L W'foVUSSk. C0U To Strawberry Growers. oiTnnn'JS neMiIsu?d ".as ""Hfncted for large quantity of tbo Jele, (kweepstake prize wlntier ut Salem strawbeiry fair) and Tr? ?.5oSww5 S?i?di! lUeS'. 5'leiaerr'and mos from?i vv'i.,8vbelrX ,lu fc"'"'m market.) ,!?"." 'Vige.Sn em, and J W. (Jli hert, Aumsvllie. Warranted pur- stocv aad pipnts tlr-Klas . Catalogufree. Vj aSaOEF 1u' AUo ,en rSnS. f-alem, Oregon Conservatory of 3Iu.sic. yiLLAXIUTTE L'Nl VKHSl'J V.-Oives Zil.iMIlVl.V. Musical Llieuor. M.T. RINEMAN DrALKR'IS Slple Ml Fancy Groceries, anowiugfc waar?WAlf'birar'H w--en libuiie street Summons. MWur' P1"""'"-.". K. M. aloer, lav of tebruan- iS5'?h.0 bfore th Wh flrtdavotn?Vrwf,heatne beine iii if rn toeiihtr with taxeilJ ?JJ for ,be -um rate of f rrcenL r ..it,11 ,hon at the b"rrJ-oUhVao 5S'LlU!. raSfeS "-rS!-,a?Wi1!!o-.-ii? -uH.uiook ba lujhiut'VTJ" . THE YA0UINA ROUTE, OREGON PACIFIC RAILROAD And Oregon Development company's steamship line. 225 miles shoiter, 20 liouia lss time than by any othei loutc. Hitt ciass thiough passenger and lrclghl Una lioin Portland und nil points In tho W'll lamette -allev to and from Suu Francisco TIME SCHEDULE, (Except Sundays). LeaeAlDuny 1:001'. Leavo Con allls 1:40 lil Arrive Yaqulna SfflFM Leave Yaqulna B:45A M Leave Corvallls 10:35 A Jt Arrive Albany 11:10 AM O. C. trains connect nt Albany and Corvallls. The above trulns connect nt YAtiUJW.V" with the Oregon Development Uo's LIi Jflatwimshlrishetwpen Ynoulna nnd fra KrcnclBco. SAIMK0 DATLS. STEAMEltS. FKOM YAQUIKA rarallon. Friday, June 27 Willamette Valley, Tuesday July Farallon, Sunday " W Ulamei te Valley, Thursday " 1 Farallon, Tuesday . l P.TEAMKns JfliOM SAN FKACI6CO JVillamette Valley, Friday June 27 arallon .Tuesdayn July 1 JViUamette Valley, Bauday " 8 arnllon, Thursday " 1U Willamette Valley, Tuesday " 16 U his company reserves tho nrbt tc change .ailing dates without notice. ,, B---'asscngerb lrom Portland and aU Willamette Valley points can make close '??Rl!2u , wlth tlie trains of tht YAQUINA ltOUTE at Albany or Corvallls and If utstlt.ed to fan Francisco, should arrange loanivent Ynqmna the evening before date of sailing. Passenger and Freight Bales Always the t?.",f8Ji X?r InformalTun apply to Messrs HULJIAN & Co Freight and Ticket Agents 200 and 202 Front st., Portland, Orj CO. HpUtJE Ac't Oen'l FrU A Pass. Agt., Oregon PacllloIt.lt. Co., ,r ........ Corvallls, Or O H.HASWKLL.Jr.Gen'1 Frt; & lass. Agt. Oregon Development Co., S(h Montgoniory st.i From Terminal or Interior Points the Northern Pacific Railroad Is the line to take To all Points East and Sooth. oIct.!?theln!ns car route, ltruns through vestibule trains, every day In the year 10 ST. PAUL AND CHICAGO (No change of cars.) Composed of dlnlngcnra unsurpassed, iunman drawing room sleepers Ot latest equipment TOURIST Sleeping Cars. lltfet itl'.t nin lui mi.m... i ... .IaIi accomjn.Hliillt.iiR UK both tree and Inr- UchVtS Bud : "m Bnd se:ondcla!, -ELEOAKT m Y COACHES. A M.i .' .. iib. ",?' 'i.k mjrro:tlnsr with all Krvue. -,'vt"i'1 uninterrupted cured tn ,d. . u QD.n, of tne r-wd. ' In ir.XLlS'tr " nd from all rw onS,'!.!nf,,n,."'t,,D nrernlrg ratea, ttmf on St'0.? ,e" "h'totliar details furnished on apptluBtion to uuy agent or Awl...... "' " JAI.Lj1U1, ill sw, f "wl PaPcer Agent, o -ad.Mn' u"' Vwblngton, lor ii ii SHAW 4 DOWNING, Agents r-4 C M Oiiiliitiwiiw gup ummmi in ""' '' '-llftH1'PT - tLSrJ(tW ' ? . I)