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T E PAT) TV CTT VI ?m ? I A xt?stuWieirr.- IVECUivLr. . O I iiil U3 . X""0 and,Mttie 8outbwick ArtM. i M- SJdthwiei; witness William" B. JUHE , TOY IN VAIN : ' JSAISE ndtJEES OP C C- - TOBEE, 19C3. TO County Clerk Soland Matrimonial Perniits - Monti Number Ii Eight Short of .i- Becord for Steals Month. . HoutUwiekv witness: Charles LaJETlemme ; an.i Lena uiger; George Gieeer, wit- - IvE. fcdwards and; Bertha Eoff; II; iEdwards, witness. J2. Todd and Cora MTJIoorej WV A. .Ringo, witness. Henry S.: Fleisehhauer . and Clara B- ; A:,W Welch: feleh, witness. FOURTH LETTER THE LEAVE, " TAKINO OP i THE - 6SEAT PTNGAI. CONSOLE- ; -: SATED MINE, . June 2i.Louis L. Ernst and Mary I'tot:J:W TmB Mil, Alio mrter-l ftl- " wnne ze-Tiom!! M. Mnekel and llaUIe A'. ClemepsMollie Clemens, wit ness. 1 June 27Alex. r C. McDonald and Delia 3J. Ei;:s; George ,W. Halse, wit ness iirirm T. .ah and Hose J. lloisan; Frank -JDavev; witness. devices1" and motocs "without number; but the principal deeoration was the ions table literally loaded with bottles, goblets, : silverware, etc. ' Cover were laid for eighteen.' It was indeed a beau tiful pieture, and I'plcotographe4 1t by Sash lieht.- Yon shall 'sea this pYoto- graph later. " "Wo ate, or rather stuffed, for two nd a half hours on a full course dinner, suitable . wines being serred with each course. J The ebam pacne eame last. When ; the bottles Twinmuf th mi m litxrrm t Anil vWt vin. tits Mining District of Western An. I tilutiBjr wit bubbled from the classes! trslia Off for Xalgooiie, :- iThe health of the kinjr was first pro posed, then the health' of 'guests about to depart for other "scenes, and amid (The Salem people of fifteen years mirth and jollity the affair wound up tton win rememDer Aiiee acriei, i v. g, - 1 - j dWhter of A. F. Wheeler, assistant! we; jolly good -fellows.'-'; During the nc-tt, -. witnsa. June 221 ina Bowers; ; M. ten from across the water, which, the! surprise of the evening to me was when .-ilc.-- . ;n ,v.' w T!Krtv nf I tee ladies or the staff presented me J. Eaymoad,. wit-1 publishine, though tbey were not writ-I with a solid gold thimDie . and gtore - a . . - - . z an sin vs aw Myia a r v naaa tea -X or publication, one was marnea i u,"" w mun""" jv "'-- two Tears airo to William Pomery, . a I gold fields, are known as the Maehison mining eneineer. and their bridal joor-I distnet) and made;at Cue, the aistei opt was to Australia, where he was titr of Day Dawn. Ifiey were m .. ; - ' . - - - -t . ' ;The month of - O:tobr, 1903, still 'hoWs the reeord. Tbrre were no mar riage licenses issued, by County Clerk ixoias'i yesteriar, leaving the - June at;fortv-t wo, ' There was erable more activity; in the hfatrrmdniaj w m .- ' --" f 1 , 4 last Tir. Onlv tuJrltf.;,no .m-r,;. 1.,. 1. . x ' t 'tr.,. . ' ness. .largest aumler of licenses issced oa ail - - . . sitigle day during the past month wai! ' DON'T CHEW GUM. ftWffl. nil WA.lnUiiQV , I...a 1 - l! I -a . aeven oflji'e i!ays Ji . ; there - were none issued. , t The glory tickets ikkuc) ot the ilinoa tuantr elHk'i 6fii ''Doa't cVvr irtim." J " . " 1 ' oAxt , I m makine mrself understood. We ,were as follows: l This is the warnic2 that the fair LiM ; 1 . ' r13 broke -up at 1 o'clock ia the moraine June 2 Loweir Tweela!e and Fthel ran h.fn is cnt to the thousands of I Nearly all the women i in tnis eonvi by. .inging "Awld Lang Syne," by caivert; lAoyil llauscr, witness. J. U yocn,? and million" of old women who""iy gw w7 ityu I Hands clasped, all standing around the Jiamilion and Kstber D. Xeison: (irey annua'lr zaze upon! her charms, andPa eseape i.ao imense w "table, makinz an ovaL Well, that sine' k: Martin, witness. . .who ehy her ana long for the seeret I summer montns. All or tnem 8 M ing was too much for me. I collapsed, ana sans: into tne nearest enair and lk-nts; tied IJent, w-itnrmj. lund and: Ethel C. Burn'3; John n- 'v' dahl, witness. j The secret is out now. kuv .x..ii. iiu.iiainnnsr 1 pitt ir n 1 mim 1 jiiiinn nni-i 1 -. nf mmj t uui iudb tiuth cue. iuci a iibu 10 . . - -1 - " - , I rUEaKeu M w. - I - . . . . . ' ... - i'f - f her rerretual hold on touth aaJi ' TVnti t- ' ' "II was so full of eratitode that the 1 in Jbdc 'out 'iuty.- . 4 " , .1 ' ' ' - Ttr. 1 1:- " 2 1 words burst forth and I had no trouble ORIENTAL TRADE SUBJECT OP. DISCCrSSION OP THE TEANS-MTSSISSIPPI COM- . MESCIAZ. CONGBESS. Important Gathering to Assemble at . Portland in August for Purpose of , Considering' Questions of Prime In - terest to People of Northwest. .- ;.Tnn 3-J.U 1 ir tti t.rinira fmir T.iHian arming tnltho COast. but this iii.ni.. v..,r D..i. t ... ' ...... 4k-1 Tnr Kpach. for sharks are every wnere 1 1:1, t ..,u.ft . ' . ... . ' B joob cau-, rat c" ;"" i.oiic ' , . , T ,. - . i "'" I cussion by tne coDsress, goes to tne The sixteenth annual session of the Trans - Mississippi Commercial . Con gress ia called . to . meet . in Portland, August 16, 17, 18, and 19, 1905. .This organisation is composed of delegates f roni all. the commercial and industrial bodies of, the ' states and territories west of the Mississippi river. Ap pointments are also made by the gov ernors, mayors of cities and boards 01 con press, measures - are discussed af fecting the various sections and the result 'in the recommendations' takes the form of resolutions which are re ferred to a eeneral committee on r olAions consisting of two from each state and territory which holds eon tinuous sessions. After considerable labor a report is submitted by that committee, which, after general dis- one a life is in great danger ii an at I friendship thus manifested for us, and tion f the organization ThesA ree 1 -maAa, n hith 111 th) onn i tmtt lio oi ine organization. xnese rec- June 5-Frank Tabor and Ad.ii "Don't chew trum! It puts lines tempt is made to Dame m ine open ene1 Wlth a zest. Will soon joined l-...- -I Brown; V. Nv. Brown, -.rithess. Jame, f:rord the mooth,-1 . . . . l" ?Z ? contagion was general i; only and Trrtak7n to rr-fcpf.iv the Ucj;ee isued by .Miss 1 ' Wi """'"p " w. ---i wncn we nnany parted all looked I . . ".-,;i r?iu:i r. t'... xhn r mi ii fnUnr in tfr I faeinsT Pacific's at times wild -andl 0nfimv nA Y: J:V1 JT - .: I -trr.no- mvM. Kvn the Tiride of tho " ,t i. : . ' "' tee, the mast influential that can be ;J irt,,f i,m!K. KttU -..1 of People livine in Perth (the Swan riv- Rnnj,r -?,!, fna kobj J selected, and presented by this commit C; Clark and 1'anny ti. J'oyser; U. V I'oyser, witness. Juno C Hartley Bonaey and Kditii Moflit; Roy Kelsey, witness. -June i David G. tiaeer and Lou- ee-to the committees of both house and senate, whose duty it is to act up on the specific measures so recommend- I AI Tt i a a amtla tiiiQinnaa.lilr a 1 x. sa-v iir u in 111 c- nuu iuub cAuuciuit a 1 vne- . a a. a. 1 a . 1 a b - x a - bavb vumul otF a m j w sa t u.a au9- 1 - -7 - - : . tt . , 1 fcuw iiirj 1 11 iii x iuai uicasMTU. us most was i , . "-i wiU dispute yachting as made interesting 1). 1 do a big poster printed , in red and bluelf P .omiiierciai interests 014 i thi r- not care for either of these sports, and hpttir on whit i.ot,U. .l.tiwt I the Trans-Mississippi region .m direct Ku:n has' cosie to be absolutelr neees-1 is teeming witn great, monstrous 1 ajed c an1 on ifonday thev were on cretia Core: W. J. Carver, wiincn. I sary to complete comfort. But hence-t I snaras, so mai ir a person ramowi the station platform to welcome us 1 t f- -. . . . . I . l - .i . . : t.. ... nf hnat. hA is Knrft to Ioka an &rm orl .-j t . . n 3 .r "im uriwocer and .iary ri. uowiPs: I -' lu IV ui "u wa u vuci ; 1 a.ut iu p'jr wuue ino irain puuea out; vir jiiua wii.nr:ss. lii)n I iiisrlrl's f i v oruumi, aud Winnifred A. Kig'lou; W. T. Ki'g-r?l "ays. so and no one .liinn tt-Pr.nt 1 t .. I r..-.-t. ; Sh is iau r 4h bat. Ilrin U snail use no cuuces wuu ikum fn T eir foat ohnvo Ha hoii tha I u-u wiiii,iuc n.uuuw cuuaiesamu Prant!: 1-Vank I'ranfl. witness svrrin i - Listen, ye fair seekers after tho pfay-1 or anything else that may be in tn players. It read like this, done in I M. been lost ettectve in securing good i'VaxTie fthd Meiinda Snvder' Frank example of what fair womankind can j Indian ocean or the Swan river , . j I fanCy letteringr "With hearty best I ""latum with results that have been 5f-.- ' . - I do in th wav of defvinff the ravages . The summers here are not! . hotter! 1 1 jahes from the men pmrlovvl on thl niost beneficial. " " . ' r 1 " . 1. L.u..iifi rrv. :n:. ,;n.-- u; . . .. r. . -j - -I . . 11.. : : 11 :tt 1.. June 10 ilov'B. Phiiiii, nnil Wvniiof- tiTne anl in remaining perennially I J"'1"1' ' . Aucr ""iureat Jt'ingail Consolidated to Mr. and! " mere iu ue . . . . . . t . i . r I t . . 1 . 3- 3 I or.. .a r ni.lmntil whirl . tin Sna lr ... mm . . .. I 4 W . m.nl . . M . . 1 i ro3ntFriu ana jovciv. odd hi siuaiea i .. j -"" i ivirsi I'omerov. " rnat came worn the I mou ivih i auccuuu iii-u uu eiotbes lines, sana, noose roots, etc., I 700 men laborers in the mine. "A a wa I harbors, internal improvements, trade - Goode; George Barres, witness. ; June 13 Elmer -Walker add Edna M, Burton; Newton Walkerwitness. Carl U. 'Jotinso and I,enore K. IlteX; P, ,G. N'orgrcn,' witness, j. H. Mariels and Jfie M, WrMer; C. W. Mariels, .wit ness. W. Alson Cummings and Ueitic ;Chalwfck; M. C. I'ettevs, witness. June'l l X. Ml" Cannon and Mabel J. Jones;, It. C. li?hop, wiiujss. C. B. Herald and Clara A. ilasfam; II. V. lltslam. witness., June l." -.lohaK. Behdier ami A.ldie Biirt-h; 8. 11. D-wart, witn .: J. A. Meser and Jennie K'obins; j). A. Thom as, witness. Dona Jay Roberts and Har riet I. Hlde; T,C.)Smith, Jr., witness. June 19 .IfrUn Hertcl aadLudgard Vitzel; Ignatius tV'etiel. ".vitness. June ( W.""K. flecks and Xornia G Warnock; J. 1. War'nock, K. IL Martensen and Kmma it Kirk: Mias M. I. Kvans, witnens. John -T. Wivear and Klttie I. Bewlev; Orner Bewley, ".witness." Cams" W. "Herman Jn.l Lnla K. Woodington; Walter 2C. Lenrtn, witness. June 21 Wenzel Striker and Anna O. Kompj William Komp, witness. J. A. JI Baird anl U. Jioutse fcSoHthwfrk: ik i - - tn; t r . ; . . the 'matter of a5 "remaining beautiful unil lias-it "down to a fine science. And she says positive that the girl who ti.e fcabit of chewing gum can high in mid air in a long, curling, graee-1 were entering eur carriage, I was pre-1 relatin wib the Orient, irrigation ful line, up, up hundreds of feet into 8ented with a huge horse shoe wrought I an reclamation of ' arid landsgood the air. The ever present fiy torments hn Australian wild flowers. Just'as the! xoads, forestry, mines and mining and man and beast bitea i innocent babies,! train puUed out, the. band strock up I other subjects of vast interest to the and visits tailless dogs. The hard h inli ' T.M ' fi. .ti - I western stntes 7 lolls lazily in the sun, but scampers I nUttnrm in,;.. 1 .v I ti,. ;j;: t.i. .1 m I uroli- tka finf mi m r Hann.Aw I t p. I. . tooted I oe large delegations from all the states while the I and territories aid that the sneakers DiavfKl - ATTiPrin VV A fAnndl VhA tM tab-A fapf in A i cj..nai m a w m m . - m m - mi - . . ww avuuus mar ju i ur uinv. u jiwiia who have acqiured ti.e naDit ot ehew-l "Sul ururr m bi a WBltr our apartment in th coach filW with I will V.a mon m.i.r inflmnt:l !. tv-.w.-a . I A 1 1 .1 " 3 11 xl 1 I . ' - -" I " w . U...U. .A. FUIH11. is in never hope - to acquire bauty, and if l.nnt Iful alrervdv 'she is sure to lose it through tSie pernicious habit. "It is an nb.sotyte fact that gum away lively at the first sign of danger. Just as they finished, the engine t chewing is iniaiif-al -ia the beauty of the The kangaroo risks life and limb in anj w m0ved slowly away whil face," savs Mis Kassal. Persons the early evening and throughout the band played America.' We i for the sun has dried up all the pools . . . . ... i in the oush, wnich looks dusty, deadi and aimless. The lakes are white with salt. The only redeeming feature of Western Anstralia during the summer months is the Clear, brilliantly colored saies. nut the winter I Ah, that is different. We have Occasional rains: all kinds of flowers, and it seemed as I though nothing was left undone to make us forever remember the dear friends we had left behind. eg ium in exe?K can never be beau tiful. If thej- do possess the smooth skn ati' regularity of features that make a beautiful i'acPj the habit will soon ruin it -nlL" And no girl who is striving to Le beautiful with the aid of a beantv doctor, will ever attain her her aims if sin cliews mim. All that the Twautv stiwiaust mav do to develop I rains that nil our tanas with eooi or ilArerease features so as to make thelarinKJng water, ana tnat washes the 1 worker wUl do well to cultivate. They waoie symrneTncni anu Deantiiui Willi""' vu. our uuuws; rmus uim give me i can usuaiiy do counted upon to inspire bo spoiled by gum chewing. Leave it bash ft look as of life; rains that coax respectful treatment and the maximum el frc - - . . 1 1 n a. : mm 1 J .a -1 a. 1 I -1 - j . m m - " . Does your, friend, take the Twlce-a-1 ";ica,T wcupuraru anu,citH;t, wuuesi uaijon or a warmer. -feenng for you, ... . - . . . . i ner 'curtains inn r leans nn tor. r.nn Tftw im tin ua - vecjt oiftiracani xi not snow mm IS WELL TO LEASN. Quiet dignity and Reserve ' are char- tnf earnest woman affairs. The keynote of the congress will be I tne vnental trade and the discussion upon this subject will be far-reachinz. The location of the congress on the Pa- cinc coast at this particular time when momentous affairs are of daily occur rence, all over the world, gives, to the o shoiiej uv gum chewing. Leave It Dasa a 100Jt 8 oi iu:e; rams mat eoax respectiui treatment and the maximum Vi, 1 lone if .you". wish to retain the lovely UP Uttle green blades of something salary. The man who watches you si- 8 the best it rcshness Vf youth." that the native promises will some time lently knows your value, and vpur very c01161! Jhui . m develop into flowers.. The housewife reticence: and reserve Wv lav" the fonn- This will be a si our great club offer.' ' ' H ''' " '. '- ' ''' "':'-' ; ''g)M(S)E IT It's to Wear On the Feet, - - ,i. f ' i ' -: - -f ' ' ' ' '" - . . .. . . !' v -;WE:K1EEP;IT'' - - i- actAristipn that V . V (..llivail . Tiuniau I - . coming session more tnan tne usual amount of attention. Public men will be present to discuss the Oriental trade and the best methods to expand the -l ' n ... . auence ot tms country, sufficient guarantee that the meeting will be of more than na- her'Cnrtaina anil r leans nn for tnel rTW i tin W ....!.'.-.. .HonaI interest pleasant winter days. She digs down! woman's capacity . for businessx the into tne pottom ot ner irunK ana nsnes i only question is of endurance. There is I THE BOY AND THE DOB a time there was a little fondly fancied that he pos i nvmu a ucuaiiiucni oi one or inniii.. ... i . . , , Soring brought us a waifa little trust rnmn.i.ix lZlia.vn"?r 10 ue regaraea as more than kitty; a hungry thing with If ad, long her department for the year 1904 was the fact that he , was wTS" aJf ? tiM lint- wAAt litMA fai TTif tir I a ftfin j i ! . ""ithe iact that he was well aware of " " " " - - - i,vvv SI.V.VUUI9, BUM a. USIIK. UCCOUnt IS I h tm o.nn' A. 1 . . 1 . n tlA ruin rotl,o, M,or, : :v I " " . ""I'"""' luat lie IB working women; This means that the uftle f ri .Vlnlt i.i f next generation of workinir wompn will I -' , usi wan untu you see be better informed on finance, less im- TP-r t. Z e A.OWfl" provident, more valuabl I . Tor the family bow-wow, and Bid (8S tfriiiss MOMS arisss: Wfsips flyts ilorse-BialMs Largest Stock Best Goods Lowest Prices DS. 1AMP0RT SADDLERY CO. Established 1SC9 289 Commercial :10 telstry No. 11113. Trial Speed, 2:06 Bcantlful dark bay horse, .Stands 151 bands high and weighs about 1,100 pounds. Bed Seal 2:10; 3 Tears Secord 2:10".. He is a stout, muscular built hor. No description of his bulUiog racing qiialrties is needed, as he has lw'J raced on the grand circuit and is known to every lover of the turf. Jl0 na, been 1 mile, July 23, WJ, at Cleveland Ohio, ia 2:06; half in 1:00 flat; quarter in 2 seconds, timed by a number of watches. His greatest feat was ia Terra-IIaute, Indiana, August 22, when be took the Hth heat, which took three days to finish, in 2:13 Vi, agaiust twenty-seven starters. Sire lied Heart; dam Alice l.r Markfield; iZed Heart was by l:.'i Wilkes, he by Heo. Wilkes, he by Ham blctonian 10. I5et Seal is sire of Joe Seal, wagon record 2:11,,4, trial at 5 years. 2.ns ! Also of Hright Seal, 3-years-olil trial i2:134. Also of Ulack Seal, pacing iriai at j years oij, :u.. Terms: 10 with the usual return (privilege. Care will be taken to nvotd accidents, but will not bo responsible should aify occur. ' Address all communications to Casto Fair Grounds, Oregon. nop STOVES FRUIT STOVES Order them now. Wo make the best. - . h'ew ijron work. Itepairwork. "We make .the "Salem Iron -Works' elevator. We make anything In Iron work, work. ", ' Salem Iron Works SH AND O MRCt, Prep. Front and ritate. l'bvue JHu :k ALE, UMEiCON out blankets, for the nights are bit-fa fascination about earning and spend-1 OncA . terly; cold, and; it seems strange 'that I ine one 's own monev. WM h L.: ""1 VAcrAtntion niioul.l ViAcrin in nrnvn nil. mitu 'ih.n ' tov - : -1 utV WM XOH ;iir V";rr : nll'l MKr . .OI I those rare qualities which cause OnOE8 to Tit the short and long, SHOES to Tit the &r eat and small, But the StloiE that fits and wears the Is the 5IIOE that Tits them all. best SALEW BIG' GHOE STOKE .'. : 1 r now. has a sleek coat and thinks she belongs to usj but not so. - She is to go to the stable where rats and mice do most abound. We have no f rocs, but centipedes are all about, and Will stepped on one in the office just the other day. Horn ble looking beasts, aren't theyf Thev attain a size in Australia unknown in any other country, and are often seen eight and ten inches long. JNow, on June bth, the little, tiny bits of green of which I spoke in one of my letters, are beginning to assert themselves, and are rapidly becoming good sized plants, and they will all bear flowers. Yesterday I took the engineer's wife out for a drive. We drove right over a lake. That sounds funny, doesn't it T Of course the lake was dry and was white with tho crystals of salt, and the , wheels -of the trap crunched and crackled the stuff, making a noise much like the runners of a sleigh over thin sleet. The flowers in the garden are doing nicely,- though no blooms as yet. Our chrysanthemums are -beginning to show their tiny buds, as are also the carnations.. The shortest day of the Australian year will soon be here, and I shall be flad when the days begin to lengthen. can get nothing done these shorl uavs. 1 wish that I might see that wonder ful "bull rmrx" May be I mizht trade with William. 1 have a pet "mingin," or Australian horned toad, quite like ana very much unlike the one Will sent me from Arizona. He is harmless and quite affectionate. He eats ants and hies and changes color like a chamele on. Mr. Lander, the mminir inspector. carried it over 600 miles in a buffer AT . Wt Mm Omf ior me. wasn't it nice or nimT WELL DRILLING William Swisher, with " an experi ence of twenty years, is prepared to drill wells in city or country. Also "have windmills, pumps,', pipes, tanks and complete equipment; Latest up-to-date machinery. Ad dress or call' on . ' Wm. Swisfier Sixteenth and Nebraska streets, Englewood addition, B. F. D. No. 7, Salem, Oregon. . , .. 1 ln. nifM F-vr. hfrwxnUinmir'i. ti JUS MO-14 Mil. ' uri Hr-.iTU.ii-. M I'm ft OL ,mr t-s. 1 1 r-mA u.n w.l.I. s. tm t Kara una ra4 Tm' arOM M I m UWIT10 MCOICaI. CO.. ?, uma&aTa. p. 1 Sold In Salem by B. C Btona. better wages. The difference between men and wo men in business wilt adjust itself. A man "begins life with the fixed idea that upon his success in ' business de pends all other good gifts. It is a ladder, which he must climb to reach all that is most desirable in life. A woman rarely achieves success until af ter she has turned down a tear stained he seemed highly elated, not ' to say transported, when he observed his small master in the act of lifting the lid of the eake box. The poor quadruped I & n0Wi iairiy leaped a couple of feet off of the floor, so full was he of the joys of anticipation, and he walked upon his hinder members with a friskiness that only a prospective mouthful of iruit cake could inspire. Then the No paper published "In Oregon jelves as much local and state news as . the Twice-a-Week Statesman. Subscribe for kil ujiiuL-iiii" 'm!rihi i ' ia. f , Ths Outside Ion. directly ODPosiie trie main en trance ol the Lewis and Clr Fair Croun d. Port land. Oreion. Electric lighted rooms, bath ar.ij moflem C3nehiences. Rooms 50c. $1 and $1 .50 per dav. Rates will I be the same throughout the season. T 11 .A . 1 . . pace whereon is recorded l,Ar '-hnni..r "t1 lJrnt Pperea ine caae on every hours. If she enter, ,,n . 7rJf' M1 w.ni1?. fIs. ntpationa of joy Career before the chances are ten to one that she will relinquish it without a shadow of regret to take up the to cation for which the divine plan orig- iun v mienuea ner motherhood. Palace Hotel, Perth, W. A., July 20. 1904. We have said eood-by to Dav Dawn and the many dear friends there, and are now here on our wav to Kalcroolie. me --city or tne desert," and head quarters ? oi we minmsr interests in Western Australia. How long we may remain in Kalgoolie before beinz or- aerea to .Lioaaon, we cannot say. but presumably not very long. Yoa will be pleased to know that we left hundreds of friends at Day Dawn and Cue, and that there was universal sorrow over eur. going. The last week we were feted 'and dined for further orders, bnt the 'swell function of nnr leave taking was a grand dinner given to us by the officers of the mine. It was last Friday night. Over the en trance doorway was a biir. red beart wiin me woras, "welcome, A. a. i" in red, white and blue electrie lights. As we entered the hall. th band played a march and we were es corted to our respective dressing rooms provided for the-occasion. The room was mainly hung with Australian flags, and at one end of the room were the English, Australian and American Haes. aT"I L.nai J J a a, ... " urpoa xoget&er with some very effective electric- lighting. On each aide of the'dining room were two large, red 'hearts' similarly illuminated, and a. large' basket ef choice flowers hnng" from the ceiling.. One eeraer of the room held a piano, and there were fairly rivalled those of the now almost insane canine. . 'If I hand it to him politely he may see through the came and retire with a sneeze after smelling it, so . I will a a. a. a t - - -m . n nf u ...u iioss n io mm." uaving saia wnicn 1??' i"Ud.w.5?'.onc he projected the piece of cake on the fw ;vr"-:"- . su,lsl .TP parabolic, and the anxious bow-wc i-i7Znnu " " descended with the I had mv Iff VA TiJl Vf r "ety of a professional left fielder and LouM SJrrand0 heTofhcJ tJlrZ ot jan. and daughters." f ."S-? ttfl'll. eyes, another mouthful of the coveted YOUR HAY Improves the quality, makes It a lv -tier color and stork fat It moro readily. Remember. our priceW on ealt are the lowest in tho city. D, A. vniTt& SON .a-aJMEN ASH SftDSMlN 253 Commercial St. Phone 1781 . . SAUM. OREGON - economy and discretion in a business life. They are better fitted .to be hc meets and comrades when they marry um a neniiy agree witn tne eastern professor who said that if there were no community of interest as represent ed by children, or business, anv'mdr. ried couple would drut apart "in five years. XAJOXE'S LAB&UPXNO T-TT.T. Zis baseball game I lov to play, To heet xat leetle ball Wiz my beeg zaton ev'ry day. Zat is re best of all I I also lov ze bases run, To catch and throw re ball, But bitting wiz ray beeg baton Zat is 2e best of all! Ten, ev'ry day 1 W to make Bella! horrida Ilella! Provide.! zat e fall we take - iez out ze oazair fella! ' . . " .... ,. -f lor, ze loud huzzah and about When 1 come to ze bat. And zen I lor to line zeny out Just o'er zat, fielder 'a hat! And when zat horn run eet ees made X raise-tny trrande ehane&n . Just like zft general tm parade At zat iear m ountamebleau! Oui, Oui zis ees ze sport so erande. Zis baseball's cemme il fait Et 'a' great to swaf; to be ze band ' i-aw win ze game eacJi day! E'tMnk zat ereaf "Nanoleoa ? Eeeron, ze airth zis, day-.," Would grab a mareehal's taJton ; only baseball play ! ;:. . - ' : :'; New York JfaiU ' fi K '. " . , ...'.. .... . .. ,i, yfr-j?,; ' . 'Any paper "pnblished may W secured t reduced rates in a dabbing combina tion witn the Twice a-Week Statesman. cake, as if the pepper on the first had bnt warmed him up and removed the chill he had caught while eating some ! l . . . . ice ci cam a snort lime DC lore. The dog's small master was non plussed and speechless, until his play mates set up a. long, loud, health pro- xuuimjr laogo. "What's the, matter?" he asked. "Nothing," they replied. V Only a little while ago you said 'Just wait until you see me play a joke on Tow ser. Now how long do vou want us to waitf " : . .. . " ; . .' "There is no joke on Towser," re plied the small boy, as if at a loss to anow what to say. "We know there is not." thr plied, with another loud laugh, "but mere is a ETeat uitr toke on rnn. nl the dog is just so much cake to the everiastinff eood." The moral of this little fable t9liAa us that we should never Tmtrafa joke on an inoffensive beast unless we are certain that the. lake cannot . -:s.i v . . ... . muijr uuomeranjr ana jana tne laugh on us. It also teaches us that if wm wonlri iriumpn ever a dog, as litUe Reginald did not, we should refrain from nn- pering the cake, but r instead insert wnnin i jrouien depths a good, ub- omum uua launary soap. WHAT SALEM PEOPLE SAY. Mr T. B. WaitI Dear ' Rlr- TI. bronze monument erected to the mem- orry of my husband, Martin Woodcock, ia Lee Mission cemetery twenty years ago has never had a particle of moss, corrode or any forctzn snbstanca nnnn it. It has nevef needed cleaning,' and I don't believe it ever will. - -Mrs. A. O. Woodcock. alem, July 1, 21903. '., . -Where im the atone that has stood such a teat in Oregon f . Mr. George Collins said yesterday! "Order me a bronze, marker for ray baby. I want something that will always look clean over that child's grave." i STOP DRINKING! 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