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T. FEED -STORES. BREWSTER & WHITE No. 91 Court Street 'Phone 17S1 SALEM, OREOOX. A compMe stock o( GRASS SEEDS in .stoc'k. I.owesL, price In the. Mate. Also Tim I IKS I uow hi Ktoek. (Mir seeds are all ju-w, reliable stock. I EA LKKiS IX GRA1N. WHEAT BOUGHT or exhanared for ; flour and feed at branch office of Aurora Roller Mills, warehouse on Trade street, near High. Salem, Oregon. j . BICYCLE! REPAIRING. G. A. ROBERTS Bicycle I Repairing New and Second. Hand Wheels 103 STATE STREET SALEfl, OR TINNING A.ND PLUMBING. S. BURROUGHS TliNNlNO AND PLUMBING Gas and S:eam Tittlner. 'Manufact urer of II) and Fruit Pipe. 103 State St.. Tel. 151. Salem, Or. IJLACKKMmiiNG. IV. P. R. S7VTITH HGRSESHOER AMD: GEKERAL BLACKSMITH Carriage ami 14 Wajronmakinjr. ?icriaT attention pan! t inlerierinj and laim--ness of lxrcs. j , , 185 Commercial St.. 0;;. l.rewcry V PHYSICIANS. J. F COOK, M. D. BOTANICAL DOCTOR Cures Consumption. C arret r. Tii :ur. i Gravel and K'kinev Tr.r.hU s. Attliiua. i Skin and l'i:e J l-'t-aes. whlwur. kntie. plaster?, posisons or pain. A!-' r.lin.t sics. 1 i Salem, Oregon. LIVERY ST MM.K.S. LOUIS MILLER & SON , .proprietor r.f the .VCLL'B : STAULES... Deft Singe anu' DouLle . Kz in -the city. Hot care tranert stcek. 'vca to hoarding ami Te'ephone 4t Cor. I.iU-rty ankli Terry Sa-nv A H. PAGE AV. A. STEPHKNS STtzPHEHS vl. Rf"ol accommoda- PAGE d3 Hcrses weJ! f tion rine U: eomneTcial men botird-d by div. 4 Spccu.ty. Horses week. ir inont.lt. m mm, feed end 164 CouMiM rcial !St., Tel. 851. Sale.ni iu:srUR axts. 20c PER MEAL st the VHITE HOUSE RESTAGRAHT 1 oft State street. Salem. M'KILLOP & iUURElIART. Prr,P FIH FKNCK rST. carl with ..Carbolineom Avenarius.. 'i Wilt out wear Cfedas It i alw a radical ItemrMly Against l::jicUeH I,t.-e. , Its apj.lic.-jlHoi t. itbe i:i"Je w:d:-i tt poul try hoie-fS Apd r-rii.uit-iiMy j-x-terniii. ite sill . t.n:h'.. f, Keults:-1 trait hj hh k. n s- ineirty egi". U rite fir ciretiUr- aie.l prices .m l mention- 1 t'P r H. M. WADK A" -.. AfTPfHs. ! rfAUKM. OltKUflN. DrFcnucrsGOLPEM RrUFj a ! twivui -'; . E - - frrtlimt.t. il.-.l. !- ijohu-"'. -hc 1 1 wninr.-uO.W S. " "'l- Cftit Formtnrr vrs, faHJ- i un.r.S an V If Aid INSIDE OS. OU i' " - ' 1 1 i.i M-i r in t. i 3m thlrt.v jniii:it4-. t. Pj SAIEMIRONWORK Your Work Solicited. QEORGE E. SLY, Sup't ELASTIC GOODS L AT HALF PRICE. if til wmii mm roo f llelKI mid MIl.B il.TH H1 '-r Mf ! ! i OK IUH- I ti . yur 1 wteM mm Mr., stave m:inMr j ,.f taelies .reutut tKly j Urnb . rrH lrtterltown In . I . .itliur AKtlllVIMI " - too ixU trdfr iwm i i . , .1. t aT f 1' u ? irPECIAL PRICE hi. ws. Mii eH nrt T ii. ir 1 1 I. tor tvsrrl '!' . I .nrnnji. . ii t et4ieAGfL ILL OUR QR50 AHTI FATdlELT ""'2?" '." mtmmxr ul BrU ran ( rirk of mrt brik-ai HmUt ymm r mmti JMtf !- ndMII taun ! tJl .jondwdtou.wiili SI. BO 1 (1 VV'. c a ice. r :;wr infants and Children. Castoria is a liarmlcss substitute for Castor Oil, Pare gorie, Drops ami Hmithiujr SjTnps. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. It destroys AVorms acil allays FeverLhness. It en res IHarrliont. and. AViud Colic. It relieves Teeth insr Troubles ami cures Constipation. It rejpilates the Stomach and Howels, Riviiijr healthy and natural sleep. The Children i'auacea-rThe 31otherj Frieud. The Kind You Have Always. Bought 7 Bears the In Use For Over 30 Years. Lees Lice ICillor- Price OllO iKKf One C quart, a I.. SI." ... c. Ph. Half C.al. Oal., ?. SA VA GE & RE1D, Seedinen 322 and 324 commercial Street, North of iJ PENNYROYAL mm of rnestmation." They arc "LIFE SAVIJIW" to fiiris at TroatantiXH!, aiding .-.development of crj'acs and body. No known remedy for women equals them. Cannot do harm life becomes a pleasure. ,SS.tK l Kit BOX IS 51 AIL. Sold by Urusr.ifists. Dii. MOTT'3 CUKAIICAL. CO., Clerckuid, Ohio. FOR SALF. 11Y ALE DRUGGISTS. SWEETS OE .MA IliJl EO I.1I E. Sad Ex'i'et itnees ,f 't I'.ild Iftt-baiel Who E d .Mol.iSf.es to Cateh I'lie. Wilkeshjjrre, P.;:.., Au'. U.r-A ve t: ago Air. and Hrs. .Arnold Smith of this cut went t,, Iikr Winoui. wLere in a teirt tltev vn tnm'l a Ion 3: tie-: 11. .res and etijoy.i life. Mr. Snt;iii; is bald, af.d the. ip'liiid Weatljer H ''. ; last few "lays drove many tiies inio the tent. They -aw .Mr. Smiih' V ii- ' ier spot, and VIM their duty. On M ii day uiidtf. tiiey docked in n. lt nttm to Mr. Sniit!t"s liea.I that he co.iM not sleep. P-i'ing a man of .. id a. h" iMiiired a etipftd f iiiidax- 011 a palm Ti -af 'fan. pt: it eio.- 10 his !n':i1. ; iuid slept pc.-rci frtll;.'. tin- dies g-ing for t he !iioafs: s . and . le-ivi.!g . h.:e ; .ih.ii . All we'-t n.-H it:'.'H lay tre::k. 1 I! !S W 1 . lei' I sth-ss. turned tetit - pMerclig lie saT h! hokutg and I;- fan. in' air ail mi - I fi-d her s'ie The ih'I: nen l.s a.viike S:m'!1i. .if.- '..ariug aru;ini. leu tering. .I'l l viih I.ei- Win ii face. a iu e!: t. n- GENERAL !!!!!! li 1 IJ ! - i lf.. ;l f . .vl -1 m ' .f ll.tif 4 rtl lilt" p,,..;; He mnv assume ,H.rs,m.d .-.miratid of the American army in C.,;- ' UH..!:;. , V..- I1.'',... n. tt i.hoto-raidi. taken e-pecially for this ptddi- ai.i. -a .... - - cation. . ; - ; erjaas cf e.J-tr ff .-? mint C tC.ies Icr ii.lt. z.m n FOR SALE BY ifllRfV h'i I J.U'iM'j -lOi L J." H U ddr'.N.'B L IT Pills ta if o- S JT-" -T ismrtcn w !e H ijxm CJum.n -""-- rJ- Vi atrium. rJitKo'es .Xm iZ-i. CuxJm AdCW : ' i EOU SALE P.Y r. 0. HAAS, .... r- 1 Signature of . -The use of this preparation has l-ron;o so imivi-rs.il, ajid r;-subs an '; .;:! iir;i-ury. that . nsr jtoultry 1:1 -iers winld not know hov to ke--p house witholt ; it. li is lonfB necessary to dip r lvt poultry In kill the lice. A c::h d J.ee"s Lice Killer, a j.ajnF l:.:li. and a few minutes' work in applying it t. tin rts. .!:' I i. all tin- eXjH-O.-f and klltor rosv necessary to keep the fowls f from I t Ti mites and 1.d.v .V cm of ii s!eidil lie- 111 eAery iiilii.r -Imuse". It US1U niel pleveltK mites and l:-e, nil keeps tt;e air ill the w :ih ry-litMlSe pi'ie and sweet, killing disns feni! and prevent l.usr tl.e other eiiiiiies .f the pn'.jltry men - roup and t Imlera. P1LLI ffi Tltey overeons WeaTc -ness, irrejfuLirity and oiuif s'ous, jicrea4a vip or and tianibh "pains vented leT anger on him. left the ; tent ami e.r.ue to tills e'.ty atel liad a ; warriint sV4jin oat for iiim or. :rs sanlr. 'i lii -4 morning he was takea ! In-fore Alderiean Ioniliue. 1 1 !.-' :fe ' aeei'sed hii'ij of trying io smother her. ' lie ii.h! It's story nickiy. The alder t man sahl something about the fwci'l io; married life and sent tliem ho,ne. : f.ini, liaci; in a week." he .t-aiil. ' "aud if u doiti feel iM-tter l'Jl give ' in v deelsion."" . c P.AUTEEIT PEAKS.- The Allen Packing '. ate al ert isiug fr- 1.1x1 ha mis 'o jteei pears. Thry will begin work the la lief .pa ft of this week on Part let t pears an I will -oittinue for tv. o .( three weeks or until 'he s aon for tliis fruit H over. No shipments hive been receivtd from abroad yet. bitt they wi!i be:rin to eome in arly nri week. fi ;i up valley point. Ve--terday tin re v ie aboui lifis ii t.ns i'i ci'ivcil from I.;, -at orchards. If this raie coiitimies during the si-ason the amount received v:ll ! iionn ns-. There are .-it t ! piesent a'o!i: forty ti.eii and women employed ill the es tabHshnu nt working on berries, plums a;. d beans. MILES .1 ,' V llllt IHMHll.t I 1 lit .miwt, ........ v . ; . V-". ,, f,-. Mental Wcrrx. flips'., cmj mnuFi. SoJ at SI.OO rZT dcx. AWv .-U mm, J - - - mr m. m. ALL DRUGGISTS. - ir - rjcur. Curat uut Mxnr.oca, - . BISOOB I DRUGOLST, SALEM, OIL t m 1 MAY BE THE STORM CENTER Shanghai Attracts the Attention of the Chiiized World. 1 BRITISH TROOPS WIRE UNDID And Other Power Contemplate Scud in j Armed Forces There Amer icans Are Indifferent. WASHINGTON, Aug. IS. TW Onr erun.ent, now- fully satisfied ley adviees liiat the International troops Itarc eii !iiii ITekin and tliat the JK.Tf2oiier ure tiaej. i eahnly awa ''mj; tietailtHl iafi-t:eiits front us own u..j-ersi. The President. Secretary of War Uooit. Aet iiiX Seeretarj- of Slate Adee, AetiU? S. cretary of the Navy llaekett. and titer otlielals were in ctmfeieiufe dur ing tile aftelitootl. it Was ItUdersttHHl that the eonfe!ei.e had to do with the situation at Shanghai. td reached tiu iivy 1 M-parf tiieut -during after- ! nnj :Iin tlie Eitited Siate,s ertilstT New Orlcuis had reathe! Shanghai, jjit whjeh iMiiut the Itiitish warships i'-ind transports arts 'already, in,; force. whih-he l'retieh, Uussiaus anl tler I tnaui yt- hurrying their men to the J saioe destination. The Atneriean Oov 1 eriiHieiif. so far. has kept out of the ntaglenieut, auil in view of She its l et ted landing of f coops' ),y seine of the wwers. it was slated that the land iog of,- Aiuerit-.in ' trtKtps had never been contemplated. Although the oltteials declimtl to give out any speeitle iiifoniiatiuii. it Is un derstood general iy that tin tJovern n:eat was iu os.sessiou of word tliar the. lainlii: of Itritish forces was lr gitii .today, ami ti was . probable that this woiiM be fftllowtHl by '.the lauding kf (o-niiau and; French force. As dleseisrver.il forces had as the Osten sible purpose of theti- land.ng the main telia her of' pe.lec and order, it is not assuuietl to be likely' that any disorde r cat; ari-e fimn the'eoitrs pitrsttetL '1 he general situation at Shanghai, caused by " t he iroosrd landing of I'.'ilish troi.p-i and the protests of tler ii'.my and I-'rain e, eoiitimii s to 1k stiained, allhough the authorities are rather more hopeful of a satisfactory ad iusi itieui than -heretofore. The State I eparthtent does not trV-at the matter as at all gr a ve and ! regard s it rather as a niisundef standing, one side holding that the Pritish activity is routined to Shanghai while the ojiier insists that this activity is designed to over the whole Vangtse region.. It -oems to be accnted that, if the I.iitih troops land, ihriiuiu and Pteiie.ii, aimI possibly Kusiatii troops ;tl-k), will land. About lm i; I'reuch troops have arrivetl at Hong Kong, destined for Shanghai, and Ceiman .-hips are in'w t.a their way to the ifame point. PKANCE LANDS MEN. Sanghnf. Aug. is--In eonseipieuee of the. landing f Pritish troops, the Prom h have arrang 1 to land l,"o blue .iaefcets at their concession. A SEIiTOrS PROSPECT. London. '.'ug. I!. - (Sumhlyi. The evrs of the wot Id. which have been lixi-d hitln-rt'o on Pekin. are turning to Shan glial, where the imbroglio, arising from the jealousy and suspicion of the power.'', will possibly shortly assume a -er.ous aspect. The British lamled the Ooorkas and the Bombay regiment on ,1 Tiday ami Prance is hurrying 17oO Toncpiin troop thither, some nf whom are nVported to have arrived: already: The'itua1ion in the Talley of the Vtingtse Kiaug at Wn Chang is seri ous, fining Chi Tung's troops inutl 11 led. but the outbreak was qilelled. Uussia's i-ainpaigii in Manchiirhi seeins to be iirogressing isutisfa torily. Ceneral t MiotT. cliicf of staff of the Uusian forces in China, reports 011 August 14th. that bo attacked the t'hi uese at Medua 'hi on August; li'th and uhsiiiien;l.v advanced lo Yak Shi and j raptured an ahundaiief of s!ore.. The Chines ar said to lie gathering in force ill the lieihlHiiheod of Kolt.u, from whieh plae the iCus-i.in and Tartar residents have departed. THE SOUTH AFRICAN WAR. LORI ROHEUTS TO I!E RECALL ED IN OOTOPEE. Will Succeed Iord Wolele.y as Com-maiider-in Chief of the Army at That Time. ' LONDON, A tig.:. IS--The Ooverument is anaugiug to relieve Iird RoImtIs in. South Africa, and . deputing to a 1 general of less consequence-. 'the vexa tions work of running down the par tisan bands there. Th uresent .pur pose, it Is undersbtod. is to recall Iuil Koltcrts in OcIoIkt. announcing then tiiat the war, a a war, is at an nd. Otueral Lord Wolseley will relin oniisi; the post of eoniniander-ln-chlef of the army iu OctolM-r. and 1ird lbd 51 ts will almot certainly replace him. All barracks in tfo Cubed Kingdom aiv full of emlAtdied militia; and tetn tkttary wottdon tptarters hate already been begun at Ahlersliot and elsewhere t., hora.se the rcturnlnc South African troops. '. : : - ... ' f WILL PEOIN WORK. Oregon Midland 'Let Contracts for Const root ion of the Road. Aaldand. Or An?, The Orepon Mhllaml Railroad Company has let the contract to Smith &z Hale, of Portland, for tlw construction of idxty-six miles: of road from he Ktnihern I'aciflc track near Hom Irok. as far as Spencer; ereek. ar rangements leing made i to begin work at an fairly. lates. Messrs. Thompsson & ; Lyman contemplate placing steamer on Klamath lake to jter.ite In onnectlon witli the Ore gon Midland" railway. 1 . - -BRITISH POLITICS. ;TUe present ' vouservatire govern- mriiVof Great Britain i-lebtated Its fifth birthday on July 2L England has had a total of L'8 administrations 4n th't evntury. 'lght of whi-h Were lonjter than the pres4-nt one. The longest Avas that of IaiiiI Llvenniol, whieh Iastel frui 1SVJ to 1S27. a ie rlti of 14 yeans and UlU days. Ird Salisbury! shvohi1 administration en dured for six years ami l-I days. Su which iluie .then were six ehatiges In its composition. Tlie remarkable thins a 1 .out th- present one is that thew has not len a single eliange. d-spite the fact that K IkiI'J. nieinliers. HAVE AX ANTIPATHY TO SOAP. -ilrysers In Yellowstone 1'ark ltbel When Iiequin'd to Make Suds. Some few years ago .in unforttlniate discovery for a time inenaoel the tian tjuility and almost the existence of siue of the geysers In Yellowstone park. The stry goes that an adveul utous Cliinaiean uitee essayetl to use the lowl of olle ttf the t;rys'rs f.ir the puroso ff wasJdtig eloths. the teiniwrattire of the. water apiwaling to his Oriental mind. Everything wtitiw'll until he iH'tran to use soap, when stiildeuly . a violent eruption se':zd the apirently innocent geyser, burling clothes and all into 11 air. Th rxjtcriuient was tried on otHer geysers with inrilar re.-ults. and fr a time it was considered a great bless ing, as. when large tourist juirtics ar rived, it was a gn-at convenirure 10 bring on a sp-ial display by . "soaping 1 1 - gey srr." as ,it was called; while lwfore the advent of the t'hinamaii and his soap some of the most lcauti ful geysers often reinaini! si iilibornlj inactive for days and often weeks a nd inouths. ' , Xftrr a time, however, it as dis--veril that this soaping was slowly but surely harming the geyser action, "tiring them out." in fact, and tluie IllMijl the gOVeruiuel.t pit! a stop to the use of soap in the park in connec tion with tin' geysers. MANY LOOS.-The C. K. Spa hiding Logging Co. are making I heir annual drive of logs , for 'the Pulp and Paper Mills of Oregon City. The logs liegatt to arrive here yetsterdaj. and It will probably be several days before they ate all by Salem. There are from sx to eight million feet iu this drive of balm and cottouwood timber, taken ficin lite banks of the Sauiiam. Lucki atnute. MeKenzie and 'ilhimei le. Tiies- logs are cut in the spring when the bark will pool off readily, and are drawn to the river bank to await the time for the drive to legiu. whieh- is usually in July. The' timber is manu factured Into pulp and paper at tin large mills in Oregou City. There are about twenty-live men engaged iu driv ing the logs, and it will be several weeks before they arrive at their des tination, at Oregou City. A MARKET EOU PEACHES.-II. P. Thielseii. seretary of the Chani!er of Commerce, has been instrumental In securing a new market for peaches grown in this vicinity. The merchants of Astoria have been securing their supply of this fruit from other sec tions until their attention' was called to the Cue quality of peaches grown here, by Mr. Thielseii. iu a letter to theui recently. This resulted in nn order by one merchant of twculy-live Itoxeat a day from Alex. 1-a Pollen, of Mission Itotfom. This is. of course, only a bogianiug. .but the quality of titese poaches will insure for them a jrreater demand from thin part of the siate iu the future." TOURISTS IX ITALY. Italian hotel keepers recently met iu Rome to dvise means to attract vis itors to their eounlry. -Strangers leave Sid. "JIN l.i too every year, most of it to lH-ggars and extortionate hotel .men. The hotel men of Italy are following the example of their Swiss brothers in combining. It is a toss-up .which class contains the largest liars. .If Italy is sincere in wishing to ."attract strangers the. government should take a hand in the movement and whip every lazy, -dirty In-ggar from the streets. If should limit the iiuiiiIh f of guides and license litem. It should in:pri--oii any hotel man or carriage driver who extorts anything over a lawfrd prhe. Lot these nuisances . I to abolished and then traveling in Italy mil v leciiiie a real pleasure . HE WAS ITU'OAL. Tiie frngnlily of an uiinatnrali'.iil foreigner living at Haekeiisack. N. .1.. niitscil tiis dotrla.t ion to Englaiebt he other day and put. him to rouble the exjtetise he wish tl to 'wive, .loseph .fores, an lhiglihman. lived at llack en.saek for P years wit hoht getting his iprrs. Recently he liea id that an inheiitanee of $J" awaited him In England, lie saib'd over mi 1 got tlie money. lie sent all of it lo Ids wife, except, barely enough lit carry lilui back across the Atlantic. When he ar rived je!iuiles at New 'York the :mi iln.rilMS laughed at his story of for tune and promptly sen; him back to England.. Now" he will have lowrlte to-America 'for the money ami do i-l all over arraln. MOTOR CARS IN SPAIN. The lnmlieritig and low "diligien clas" of Spain are altout to ! iier ccdel by Hie nioior car.. Two lines of automobile communication' will be opened -for trallle In the neighlMrhoHl of Cortina during l In 'present, year. One line will start from Ilrelanzos, through Perrol. viaOrtigueira to Yiv ero. going through the most Iteautiful cfMtntry. atel coniKfting these places with the North wi-stern Railway sys tem of Spain. A line from Coruna to Santiago will I' an immense boon, and will bring these Inijiortant towns within f onr hours communication of each other. RINC.LINO BROS. POPULAR P.i circus is this season particularly notable for the large nurmVr of eques trian star embraced in( its roster of faihous riders. Aiming them are Michael and John Rooney. William Shlpp. Ceeile Ixwande, A11srt Cran dall. William lHYan. Pan Leon. Ju lia Iiwande, Elena- EyLind. Olga Ib'eiL Nellio-'Fields. Lizzie Rooney. and the great Sultan. . , , d-w. According tn Leslie Stejthens In the National Dictionary of Iliography. Wordsworth as foet la urea t wore tho same coat to levees that Samuel Rog ers had worn, ami the ent passer snlseuently to Tennyson when he be came loet Uureat. . COURSE 01?' STUDY ', 1. 1 ORCliON-SSCUpOL MIMiL RKCK1TKS WiDESTKCAU ATTEJITIOX. May SUIm Admlr It aad Follow tl ' riM Uld DowB-Prpf. Ort(or'f CoHimcBt. - The conrs of study aud "manual, re cently issued by. tle Slate Board of Education for use of the publie,si bto1s of Oregon. Is attracting wide spivad ateutlon. In many of the states many courses of study are iK'ing discussed, and their "adoption jtla nned, ainP in some of the states a start lu this dir ectioulhas been made. Wherever the Oregon manual has. I tec 11 exatuineil nuil ctunpared with courses of shtdy Iu use, farabl coinuietit has result el for 11m iniiiual issutnl by the Ore gou board, and. to a certain extent, this course is iH'iug adopted by other states, " . ':-. Prof. !. A. Crvgory. late eounty .su-h-i illtemh lit of selriMtls of Jackson county, and one of the regents f tin S4ulln-rn tJrejcoii State Normal Sc hool, at Ashland, wtio bas.reeiuly aN-pfl t t4i.f pi incipalship In a college at Crete, Nttraska. ahd who Is now taking a course in cdaggy In the I'uivt-rsity of I'hicag.t, Is loit ill his praises of tin Oregon manual, which h has com pared with those friuu many states' an.l cities. Iu writing to an old friend in lids city. Prof. Gregory says among other, thiiiis; V "Having spent some weeks In lh todagoglcnt department tf- the 'I'iiI- -versity of Chicago, and given some special atent ion to courses of slndy, 1hi1i for i-itUM and states. I take pleas ure in saying that 1 have not yet uet' a slate -course lor rural aim town gradtn'l M-hN;ts that is as practical as 1 he one preparl for Oregon. I tlml some so rigid that, if fttlhiwtsl. would IsM-oiue a hljiidni nee to progress;; oth- els ar so-brief or llidelilille that the average te:n her will have dillhulty in. The Oregon- course' seems using them. to be the golden mean, and I expect to see the Oregon school prosper un der it." THE MAN WHO 1LD THE VOTE. The following Is an unreporletl Irt cMeiit lij'fiire one if the tHinnission eis appointed lo inquire into a certain election Jietilioii, s;tVs Hie 1OlldOlt Tit Pits: . . ' 1 j " hat is your name? "tblM-ge Jones." "Well, what do you know of this)". "Oil the day of the election 1 Went to the Spotted Dog."; "What did y.ni ihereV" -"I sco'd a man." "Well, what did he do?" "Tie gave me shillings, ami said stl ' how I was to vote for -." "Well, did you vole for Mr. -?" "No. sir,". :.;.! "W'l al did voe tlM-n?" v "Went lo the Pig and Whistle," "Well there?" " ' "There I ' sco'd another inn 11." "What did he do?" -"lie gave ne ,'t shillings and said V was to iH" for -,--." "And 'did jau vote)" . - ' "Nit, sir." ' -''. "What did you then?" '. ! "I went to the lted Idon." And there?" ' "There I see'd a man. 'too.' "Ami did Ike give yoitT shillings ami toil roll to vote for Mr. T . "Me did so." ' "A'mI did you'r" "No. sir. .' ' "W hy here on your own admission; you have obtained !. Nhilliugs to vole for one if the candidates; did you vote at all?" ' l . . ' "No. sir."' .'.-' ' "Wliy not ? ' "Peeause I jiin'l got no vote: It's tiijf, f.-nher. Ceorge Jones,, who's "nfl elector." RAN AOA1NST A MOStJPITO. A down town business man, wlio-W a commuter after olliee hours, lea me to town today wit h a bruised anabniiy ami scraiclHfl. says a N-rW York 'cur ri spondeiit. He explained that In went bicycling in Jersey last evening and had a collixioii ; with a mosquito, lie did not say thai ilw . concussion; .with tin iiiOsyiultir eairsed Ids bruises and scratches, but iu trying brush the pest away from ids tioso lie tsik : a header from his wheel. TIh-ii his listeners renin rkel geirtly. with a sigh of relief, lii imison: ."Oh, 'that was it, was it? AVe thought you meant-" "Not at all. Jersey Moqiil itH'k are not. so Iuid as Ihat." rejolnetl the commuter, evidently a" little hurl. NOT STRICTLY VEOirrARLlL ' "lie's a very strict vegetarian, isn't "I don't know -a! Km t "He says he never with anv meal In It." thai." , eat - anything "Well, I saw biiiie.'lt ing a wrmy api.fe yesterday."- ami he dnln't '.ap pear t'niiiid It."- 1'hiladelphia Press. NOT LOST. Invalid (to sympathizing calleit -Mjf desir. 1 have lost nearly all m'y hair. , Literal .Child I know w here it Is, mauuiua; 1 saw it in your .-" driving-,, table drawer Haris-r's Pa.ar. W41 Informed "Is the correspond ent of that'publlca'tioii a well Infoi nied man?" "I slmuld say so." was the answer. "Half the time he's the oiily p fson in the world 'wlro knows whet ti er jwhat he tdls Is true or not." WflKhlnton Star. : A Worslfctrtl. Yt.. fanner saw in hH 1ay field the "other day animals' enough to stock, a miens grl. Within two hours tln-re pa sssl Is-fore hiui ii huge' lint hawk, a few crows, a largt sfHtted snake. . two wtKMlchiicks, a hslge Img, many chipmucks, n nl foJr. two deer and a hamrsome silvT gray fox. Twice-a-week Statesman, $t a year. 1 Or. Wllllams'lndlm PIl p tintnieiil, will rure Hllrnl, 'iilecaiwr and . Ilcinnir Piles. It aOKoru. ttie tumor. - all tbo ItcbitiK lluiu'. acts UII Wm RJ"Olle, (Ives io'taiit ro ll hef. Lr- Williams' ln)in Pile Oiut- ment U prepare.-! fcr Pile and lub taff of He privmws parts. T.vtry box in etpt of pneo. ir cats aua fl.M. ilLLUU!i MASUIACTURIIS CO., Props.,, CleveUuU, uuum For sJc by all drogg-ists. SRT. ROEBUKrCO..CHICACO