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yi:i:kly orhgon statesman, tui-sdav, july 24, 1900,: 11MY (Ml WZIi Published every Tuesday and" Friday by .the. ' ',. - STATESMAN PUBLISHING CO. 266 Commercial St, Salem, Or. ; . R. J. HENDRICKS, Manage. SUBSCRIPTION RATES: One year, in advance. ...... .....ft oo Six months, in advance S 50 Three months, in' advance. ...... ,$ 25 One year, on time. ...... ...... .$1 25 The Statesman - has . been estab lished for .nearly fifty years, and it has some subscribers who have received it nearly that long, and many 'who bare read it tor a generation. Some oi these object to'--having the paper dis continued at the time of expiration of their subscriptions, tor the benefit of these, and for other reasons, we have concluded , to discontinue subscriptions only when notified to do' so. AU per son paying when subscribing, or pay ing in advance, will have Inc benefit ot the dollar rate. -But if they do not pay for six months, the rate will be $1.25 a year. Hereafter - we - will send the pa per to all resonible persons who or der it, though thty may not send the "money, with the understanding, that ,they are to pay $1.25 a year,, in case they let the subscription account run over six months. In order that there may be no misunderstanding, we will keep this notice standing at this place in the paper. v , SUBSCRIBERS DESIRING TUB AD die a of their paper changed must Stat the name of their former postofflcev as well as of the offlce to which they wish the paper- changed. f WOOD WANTED. Siibse'iilers Inteneling to pay ' the Ktatesm:iu in viod will please haul 1 ----- " T - ' the game as early as. possible. Ye eaii ns Homo iole Vsik ti ml some small fir', A I.it rontiT (if llii' Davis r6tc in eludes We-bster Davls, of '.MisseMirl'; "Cye-ione-" Davis, of Texas, and Jeffer son Davis, of Arkansas, j All roads art lM-simiiHg to lt-ad lo the I'lilte-el Stated. Even Switzerlanel. lie home of the Initiative- and referen dum, is agitating a plan of annexation. collie one 11 1 11 -mnn aiiruumi up the fae-t that ex -Pr.eleiit CUve-hMiet lias iH'itluT rungmtulahl nor sym pathixeel with his edd partner em tlo ticket. - r . ' ...11 . t... Tennessee e-eurts will not lleen,se uiiiiiiii lawyers to xtrae-tiee In-fore them. It Is obvious that a Woimtn run not reach her pistol voe-ket .piu-k enough to obtain any footing in a 'ulh ! 11 e'Oiirt..' - I. The hep growers. -will nor complain If the, warm, sunshiny weather coin tin lies until and all through picking time. This would '"Insure the harvest ing or a crop of '.'excellent- quality, which would command the tH prfciv In tlie markets of ''both the jlUnfteil States and Eiiglaiiel. J What Is this? - The Czar's govern ment declaring war against ; China, while, the other interested lowers h fniin from taking such a step? And the Czar was the one who calhnl the peace eemfere'tie linel inviteil jhe pa tious ef the earth to e-enne to ait agm nient to make war no more. I ; ! If be Oregon Hop 3 rot wcrsT Associ ation should Hiwtil in having- jibe ngtce-iiH'tit slgueel by 75 Jier tentj of the growers to reduce the aere'age to 1 pick.il by 2T r e-ent. the jquestiem if securing rickers would In an easier eme. Then -would 1h . a less" huhiIht of Iioxcm to pick, and it is j tlietught plenty of hands would bo avalbiblc to take care of the remaining creep. : iu giMs! M-ason. . ' ; j t Wed Mi I ------ ;!-:!' And she does not understand why. Hrr work used to seem so easy. You could tell her whereaoouts as she woraea oy the snatches of song which now and again overflowed her happy lips. Awl now site can hardly keep up. Ilcr head paius, her back hurts, and she feels entirely worn out. What is the mat ter? The proba bility is that the stomach is disor dered, the liver is not performing its whole duty. Poi sons are acemniu- lating in the blood, and unless these are removed, and the stomach and organs of di gestion and nutri tion cured "and strengthened, there is liable to be a serious ill ness. There is no medicine can equal Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery for prompt help and perfect cure for diseases of the stomach and blood. It strength ens the stomach. purines the blood, nourishes the nerves, and brings back the happy days of health, when life is all song and eunshine. I suffered ten months from ctntioteet case of Iittt complaint. conliatioa.' indtprs tun, uprrcioa of month! tinirc.on. an.l Lii nry di-ae. too.- wntc li Lula M. Brittle, of 'Ivor. V. 1 also ulfcrel cKcraciatiniC r in mv" back sod head. lam plad to aav that x biSetlcs oT'CoMcn Medical IHscovcry I hree taU of Ir. pjcrce'a Pk-aaant Pellets, aod two bottles of 'Compoaad ICxtracl of Swart-Weed cured me entnelv. 1 zlad'-r reuoaimcad iM. 1-verce'a laniaaaca to ail auUerera." . f.f! A DISTRIDUTION OF WOMEN'. Many are the movement's for estab lishing closer, relations letweeu tlrcat I!ritaln and her colonies -that have lieeu startetl in Iondoti since the out burst of the" imperial fplrlt caused by tl war In South Africa, but aTiout lin niot interesting of. them all is one for promoting anemigratkni of weunen from the hit!ier country to, Canada, Australia and South Alriea. i ' Tliroogiieut ' the e-edouies there is a notable uia jority of : men ever women, while in ;reat Iiritaiii,and e-siMH-Ially In Iitielon, there are far raeire women than men. Reformer who have jden- ty of time to take thought n!ofit tfte welfare ef the world regartl the exist ing condition of things iu that" respect as prejudicial Jo the old country and to the i demies, to then and women. They have' tlierefore started a tuove-lm-nt to bring alout'what they call Kex einililriuin." and are urging It forward with a gooel ileal of enth'u-si-asiu and faith. ; - Hie Kritish government lias tried in various ways t Induce an 'emigration of women to the tjlouies.f but ,has faihtl. The gills prefer to be uniuar riHji in Lonelon rather than maiTil in Australia, Smth "Africa or even lirltish Columbia. It is said there are upward of Tttnt.iMM marriageable girls in Indon- who should go 'out and e-edonize, but who refuse to go. " Thus there exists Within the empire the ele- ftn-t ef having toe many men at the jxtremltie'H and teo many women at the eatdtal. -l V After profoundly consideTing the lroldem th reformers have come to the conclusion that the? reitsou the girls are not willing to n-cept gove-ru-nicntal assistaue-e and go to the eredo nies is Is-eause thej' have not Ikh-u preinerly. introiliie-eit to the -young" men who live out there. The liritish maid en has. resiK'ct lor the e-ouveutiouali- ties of siM-iety. and will not go 10,MM miles to marry a man to whom sue has not lieeu IutroelucHl. Acting -upou that belief the reformer prepense a new plan for govemme'iital action. Iu stead of offering Inehievments for the girls to emigrate, they proios that the? gove-rnment offer Romct hi ng like a Isjttnty for young dmii In the e-olo- nies to ge to London ami met the girls there. " i " Tlit s-heiue is unquestionably eor- rM-t fremi a seicial point of view.- Mrs. Crundy cm surely 1k? counteil on to give it Wr warmest appreival. It is crtaliily. much inere prepe?r fer the man to, seek the girl than for the girl to sre'k the man, anl an introduction should tf eiiurse' pree!iMle h marriage. Should the iMninty offi'ml by the gov ernment for young colonial wife-see-k-ers ti visit London lo large enough to iiy first e-lass7 fare lwith 'way the travvl.will 1k i)iisilerable. A Sau Kitiiicisen t'alL wri T thinks the cx-(K-riutciit will lc watched in this eiuu try with m little interest, for should 1 prove succe-ssful K'rhaps Uncle Sam ill effer a lsunt,y fer young nie-n of i tln We-steru plains to go East and g't intrtslne'eMl to the surplus women: of. Massachusetts. THE WOULD (lETTIXG SMALLER. In ids address at the Methodist church In Salerb List Sunday Kishop Earl e'ranstoti usitl thcse wonls: "It was sahl ef this nation a few years ago that it eeuld not live half slave and lmlf free. The World Is smaller Than the nation was then." edc. The eimfinents ef -tlie -'.world are gradually getting eloser and e-loser tt each either. The new Ilainbtirg-Amer-icnit ste:imer Dauschland. which has just lauded In New York, .made the passage from Plymouth ne-ross the At l.i nt ic in live days. firteri hours and forty-six minute's. Tills is the fastest time ever 'made by any steamer in an initial trip across tlie Atlantic. It Is at the rate of 22.42 knots an hemr. When the iK-utsediland arrived ) in New Veirk harhor it was gree'td vjlth a e-liorus ef steam' whistles. lell ring ing and Hag and hantlkendileF war lugs Wlile-h showtil that the world gttrspeel the'' importance of the reewtl breaking which it e-ansed. It is witiiin a single lifetime tliat oeeau steam navigation legan. The Savannah, of " .irk) tons litinlen, the first steamer which eve-r e'rosseel the Atlantic, started from the Georgia port of that name on May 21, : 1S1!. the day of Queen Vlcteirla's birth, for Liverpool, and reached the latter in twenty-six elays. When the Oreat We'stern reel ueed the passage time to ten Hays, ten henirs ami fifteen . tuin ntes iu 1S3S there were greater re joicings in the United States aud Eng land . th.in the "Duetse-bland's evxpledt has areuseil em either side of the At lantic. The Cmiardtr Kervla cut elown the time to six elays, twenty-three tours and fifty minutes In tlie sumuier of 18t. The Inman steanier City of New York brought the eiceaii passage below the sTx-day mark In the fall of 12H, an ! since then tin time has jeen stealily shertv'iied. tlie iuimetliate ob ject lmw lieing to bring it Indow the tlve-elay line. ; .; ' W ten Juh Verne's fictitious ier Bonage. a iuarter or a e-eutnry ago. weut rouud fie weirld hi eighty elays, it was thought that this was an im tossille feat, ft Mas lNaten. however, a few .years ago by actual persons. Wlien Russia's KHxrinn ' railroad Is coupleted a year or two hence the trip around the globe, by land ; and ocean travel, can ln'-made" in tliirty three elays. t tesdt Magellan's men fhi-ee ye-ars to make the circuit, and Drake was aliout the ime length of tiineou the way. Thus steam is mak ing distance ebsTlete.r It is bridging es-eans ami eimFments, uniting tlie Js- lated. throwing the near and ; there- mute into jnxtaiswsition. and Jbrlugin the four, enrners of the. fr.le into spe-aking distan-e of earh tit iter. THE COOD IN MISSIONS. That undue lniikrtanee lia lnen given-to tlie rpreseuraiions oi irav- e lrs who Itave made ellsjiaraglng rep refutations ; resiecting.; the evfl worked by the Christian nilssionaries In China, can se-areely be doubted. The value of - such testimony depends not only tipou the character, but the -spirit of the witnesses, and just at this time there apiH?ars Koiuethfug less than fair ness In the current publications, Travelers ,wlto take no Intei-est In the religious j operations; of. the e-liurche at' homo are not likely to furnish impartial and trustworthy ac counts of the Christian work done. by the missionaries iu the foreign coun iries flsey visit. , I'eople see1 what they go to see. .Those who are; not In in telligent sympathy with' missions v to heathen people are not likely to give the close ' and unprejudiced attention to the results of missionary! labor which would j make their estimate of it valuable. This bears closely jupon the affairs In Chinas and pubile opin ion Is likely to Te misled by carelesrj Talk about the ; responsibility of tlie missions in producing thepresent un happy e-ouditiems. r Without; claiming infallible prudence for all foreign missionaries, there are nmiortant facts which go far in ei- posing tlie freeiuent charge's of injudi cieu.s zeal made against them by i un- ftiemlly critics.' The inissionaries sent out . by. the? churehes are not Ignorant fanatics.; They are earnest, Intelligent and Tiioughtful men and women who have been selected by j - comietent judges of character and they have been" traineel for this work. It is to their, interest to pursue the most con ciliatory; course toward the people they seek to conviiie-e and win, and it is a grave mistake to regarel mission work as merely a system of prose lytlsm, Inelepenelent of -and in addi tion to the spiritual and redlglous In fluence oil personal character, the most competent authorities join in tes tifying to the great value of the con tributions renelered to the cause of human civilization and the progress, of tlie world in science, art. literature, :-omnurce and philanthropy. It Is In this ck'ar light tliat we must consider the missionaries' labors, and the e-onclusion thus re'ached Is that a deplorable error is made by those who' sweeplngly - condemn missions ' and missionaries as factors working al- ways for evil results to the petiple to whenu thej- minister ami to the nation that senels them on their saered er rands, j The principal work of the missiona ries In China is In the line of teach ing and healing. They, maintain schoedii and luispitals. They are hedp ful to the benighted people in various ways. They are the advance guard of civilizafon ami modern progress. THE PARIS EXPOSITION RE PORTED TO BE A FAILURE. Whoever Is familiar wftli Paris is aware of the fact that from a peritKl aliout ten years after the eTose of the Cerman war the city has leeu going down hill. J .' Her ispulation has not Increased since IKSi), no considerable building oinrations have ,leeii "unelertake'ti nor liHisirtant ' civic Improvements effeet eil.' Her manufactures have inove'd their werksheis, her merchants have establisheel their warehouse's at Mar seille's, IUmle-aux and "Havre, from whene-e they conduct their e-ouunerce, aud her busim-ss interests have been traiisf errcnl to cities where there is se-e-urity from the storms of proletal: rlan uprisings and .the certainty of national protectlon whieh the city does not afford. The fact Is that Paris subsists, and has done so for twnty yeiars, uion ptffrtics and gajety, and Istii of thse have benm of the most demoralizing kind. The olitks slie makes use ef to amuse herseif, and the'gaycty marke-t lias 'been cultivateil for the malign profit that it yields. It Is, therefere, not strange that when she adds an exposition to her long list of light attractions that the forgets that to Ik of value an exposi tion must Ik useful, not simply amus ing; ) Lacking the? factor of utility. It must prove a lamentable failure.- So tlie one How being hedd is pronouneHl by a writer In the llii la dedphia Times. The first worlel's fa'rrs held la Paris were practie-al to the last elegren. Com petitive entries were made of ail the prouuets ef the useful arts, and these were judgeHl upon their merits by ex': pert juries, fto that a' gold meeLil or a eliploma tm-ant something; i But who would 1 convincetl 67 the supremacy of a piaiut, a sewing luae'iine or other artieie by any award Issuing from a inedenC exposition wherein as nearly always liappcns the sptrlt of the hip IMMlrome and : eafe chautant prevails over every other interest and aim? For this condition of contempt into which the exposition once; so useful has fallen.' Paris Ts chiefly responsible. She has impressed the levity of her Haunt lug life mon the fair, aud: the Pae-ifie Island colonies, with their hula hula aud boo-ehee coo-chee elances, have been giveu prominence over the ITuest exhibits of machinery, and the rarest products of man's skill and genius. No wonder." then, that the Exntsltion Is written down a failure1 ' . Here is a lesson to Im learneel iu this j country by' theise a who promote these exhibitions, and which from certain signs'aiUBiretit at reVnt fairs Is inue h ueeeled." Tlie showman's spirit H too ittrong .In their maiuigement. ami the .iaJe of ptuvileges to eanestly looktnl after that, the real object is lost sight or. ' - The fae't-is that the law of spee-lal-l:iu :mnst IsH-ome oieralive for exio witions.if tliey retain their value. 'A live stock fair, V a fisheries sImiw, a niaHufaerturers. exhibitiem, a flower and frnit slieMv, all have elelinite uses, and when e7ombinee "with others ' of like, useful Indnstries form what . is called ' an exiosition that makes re?-tui-ns of jiermauent value, ene-ouraging competitions and developing the; Inter ests which attach to them. But when a 'fair is made a. plaything and a sim ple amusement It is worse than: use less. t ' A NEW COMER. An anonymous friend and well wish er isenels In the following reiuest: "Dear Sir: Alter ellligent jierusel of yemr paier I am in iout whether 3'ou weiuld advise iue to vote for 31c Klnley ; or Iiryan. You speak of the einnlug of eIee-tion elay; ami intermate that a man might as well take: to the wexnls on ; November -I; Is this the most eletiuate advise .you have to offer." ,;-.:":" . ., ' Tt our eorrespondent is situateer so Imv can, w'e urge hii to emidoy elee tlou day in some neighlmriug grammar school ami form a smaking acquaint ance with t lie English language.-Ore- goniau, Saturday. ; , r: f This man Who is somewhat (faulty in his orthography Is evldently a new eemer. in Oregon. The penple of this states who have resided here for any e-onsiderable length of time are enter- laiiUHl daily by the eelitorialj utter- aue.-es of the Oregon!aii. Iut they are not guided TTy then. They never think of going to Ihe editerial columns of that iaper for "dejiuate aelvise." e'spe'e-iallj in peditical matters. " HER FRUITLESS LABOR. Witli a market basket filleel with piee-e-s of lmik ami treasury notes, an old woman who saiel slie Hved in Camden, aiiH'are'tl in fhe sub-treasury last week, aud stafetl that she wanted the bits of money redeenuil, says the Philadelphia Reetrd. It rtHiuirel only a, hasty examination for the oHitials to eleiermine that the j)ieeis of notes were all from the edges ami earners pf, bills of yarieius eleiiominations. ; Tlie woman was asked how slw iKH-ame jKissesseel of the pieees, whieii infor-j mation slie faihd ;-to i givev 1 hen she. was bluntly tedd that the government would allow her nothing for the rem nants of, money, because it was plain lv evident that The pieees were all clipiMu from whole notts. . This the woman uhlel yet she was obliged to go away, without - receiving passable rsisl for her offering. . The onicials Xounel that though there were eOrners ami edges, from twenty, ten. five, two and eme-elollar notes.; there was not a pieee of a center in the. entire collee tien. so that it would lie inuMissihle to make vye'n one brtl ley pasting pieces together. There were e'liough Jits, however, to equal a hundreil notes in size. " Judging from, tlie- ps'Mr.-jind style of notes it bail requlreel about tweuty years to collet the piKes. COOLING WATER WITHOUT ICE. Women in 'Nicaragua Swing Ile-avy Jars Througli the. Air, ' "When a native. In one of the' broil ing hot little villages of Interior Nic aragua wants-to cool some water, she fills a half gallqn earthenwai-e jar ts nt of srdsr If you hsro tha ayaptomi (numerated on .this chart. Ton can ba cured without the aid of Calomel, Bin Mass or Quinine. Tbep ara DnlDerala and ar apt to poison tho blood. ' Why not add, yon to the already larjro list of people cure by HCDTAN1 1ICDYAN has eared 10,000 oth ara and it will cor yon.. UCDTTAN is the greatest refutable remedy of 4h century and nil rellsta all the following symptoms : BITOT AN can bs had. of alt dmgglsU fof m cenu par package. ' . ;. j ; POINTS. OF WEAKNESS: X. BILIOTJS IIEATX. A O H B KallSTad by HUDYAN. 2-3. JAt73TDIOS07 TUB EYE3. MUD YAM wtll causa the yel lowness to disappear and the normal, healthy color te return. ; ;' COATED TONOUC. rOETID BKSATH. HUDYAN wUlelear the tongue ut mlik the breath pare and sweet. ' - - 6. TBlTDERirESS AXTD PAIK XM THS STOMACH, DTTE TO IJTDIOE3 TIOK. HU DYAN will clear the stomach el the exeoas'of bile, relieve the pain and eaaaa tha food to be perfectly digested. a. saiABonczsT ot tub livxb. HUDYAN. wtll loason the congestion and re dnee the liver to Its normal sUe. f .J 11TJDTAJ will enre all the above symp toms and make yon well. Do not delay longer. Oo to yonr dmgglst at oneo and pro cure n package of UUDYAN for M cents or packages for S2J0. If yonr druggist does not keep it, send direct to the HTJDTAJf RK9I. EOT CO M pant. Baa Francisco, California. U yon are not eatJssod with the affects, re turn the empty ssf7DYA.1V box and wo will return your money. Remember that yon can consult the MITOTAN DOCTOUl FREE. Call and see the doctors. Yon may call and so them, or write, as yen desire. Addi HUDYAN REMEDT C0HPANT, Cee. ttecktee, Msrnat mm4 CIUs tts, . eo Tresrlsss, CaV. ! ' " -' :i !- A '; - alMitit two-thirtls full. rarenthetlenll.v I say she, Ini-ause this is a task tluit reMinires more energy , than any male NIe-aragnan wan1 ever known le jks- sess. The jar Is made ef liak.-nl e-laj'. ami. not le! ng glazed is partkilly tor ous. and seon lcotues " moist on the outside. Two leather straps are firmly attached to the, uei-k. aihl, seizing these in her hands, she begins to ro tate the jar swiftly ill the air. The mouth is wide s'n, but eintrifugal -a) traction kei-psr the liiptiel 1rm fly ing out. The average uativewoinan.is frail and, listless, in apMtirane-e. but the euelurane.-e whied they exhibit at this sort ef ea list hen ies is mareedous. It is nlsnit the same as swinging 'In dian e-lubs, and I am afraid to jay Low long I have seen them kep It up. cuerally the lord and master lies In one - corner of; their jaetil.' or' but," smoking a cigarette and wife;hlng tlie ooeration - languidly. When tlie woman thinks the water Is suflie-k-nt-ly cool she stops with a tlextroeis twist of Ihe wrist, and hands him the jar. 'Usually he takes. a gulp, growls out, 5IoK-ha e-alora, Which is the na tive patois for ! 'blamtd ,hot, and she tieglns again, luitiently eleserihmg m w heels. I have never; nuteler a test with a. thermometer, but I assure you that they can reduce te'plel water to the temieraure of a very cool mount ain spring. In Mexico tlie natives con fine themselves, as a rule, to turnip-. ening the jar on the outside and idae Ing it In a current of air. Netar the little mountain village of Santa Rvsa. on the Me'Xican Central, there is a cave, through Wliledi a strong breeze passes at all1 hours of the day. I have seen-the' mouth almost eboe-ked With water jars, left there to eexl off." j New Orleans' Times-'Deuiocrat. SMITH FAMILY PROVERBS. Ilesf lcssne'ss is neit e'nergv. Cm1 ftiimor regihls ohl Jokes. Work may, bej master eir tyrant, a Some e-eiiHiuerjelefe'at by ae-e-e))ting It. Every fear -takes sometliing from life. - ' It mar lie a 'long way arouml to 1'oine-ly joys; , ; ' Ireshle'nt Eliot of I larva nl has leen askenl to eleliver an ahlress to the eKniiig e-xercise's.eef the V'niverslty of Michigan next fall. VEUY LIKELY. "Well." sahl the little boyafter' lis tening to the story of I ho bull in tlie china 'shop, VI can't understand what tlie bull wanted to go in for." "Maylie, r'piid his bright sister, "there was an auction going on there ami. the red flag attracted him." Btatb of Ohio, City or Tolkdo, I a, ) . Lucas Cocntt. Fiajtb: J. Choet makes oath that tie Is the se.ir partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney SuOo. , doing' basinoso in the City of Toledo, County and btate aforepaid, and that said firm will pay the inn of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of Catarrh that cannot bo cored by the me ot Hall's Catakbh Ccrr. FRANK J. e'HKNEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence, this Cth day of December, A.D. VBX&. 1IEAL. A. W. GLKASON", v . Kotary Iublic. Hall's Catarrh Core Is taken Internally and acts directly on tho blood ami mucous surfaces of the system. Bend for tKtimoials, free. tO F. J . CHENEV & CO. . Toledo, O. tCV Sold by DruccisU. 75c. Hall's Family Pills arc the best. A, Fourth of July Dinner. "Have you' ortlered jlinner. sir?" askeil the waiter. "This isn't ellnner." - said the. man -who is mthihg if not patri- otie. "I lieg jremr pardon Innclien. "It isn't luncheon either. This is a Fourth of July eeIebrat ion. 1 want yeu te bring me some reel snapier, some whiter-perch, and some blue fisli." Washingtem Star. , .. - Tlie rural etlitor startel violently "How eloes it luipiH'U," he askeel, struggling to Ik calm, "that you a ro paying your Isultsf iipt ion In monev ami uot In eorelwoKlV ."Oh, I'v'"git meney to burn this year," saiel the farmer, with the nalve'te so e-liarae-teri.stie of his kinel. Detroit Journal. Mrs. Ilrown Wh.it n-n-fiil times v are likely to liave in China. There's no te'iimg now- many tiieiusaiins ot lMople will lie killeHl and hew many other thousaueln will suffer fron want. AIi-s. ("Ireen Ami lost n like as : not te-a will go up to a elollnr a fiouuei.l-IteKteitf Transeript. the . hest rnmKimoN kok ma laria. Chills anel ItilieusnesM ,is a bottle of (iROVKS-S TASTELESS t'HII.I. TOXIC. It Is simply Irem ami Qul nine in a lasteles form. No cure, no pay.! Price oO e-ents. Tim liir!I.a f Hi.. 1nti tra iTI-wl- steine were many ami notable and took her Intei parliament as sismseir for the liritii-Is iMtor net. Tlie -lulr!i eplilemie iu Liilon bmugbt out Mrs. Glaelstones self-ferge'ttlng pity ami e-ompassleen in lieroie manner. TirAXsroiiTTXff a ciiuncir. The t-lmre-h of Sniivmv tn i.a n. , - - - . . -. - - j t ... . . i lage of Kotcliansk. near Nvgorol. ha nisi ieu iransiN)rtei iioeii'y to St. IV'tersburg. The -clebratel Preobras-je-nskl regiment wlshoel to jwisse'ss thft chinch, which contaimel many sou venirs of the famous Marshal Souvo roy. It was ace-emlingly removeel from its foundations anel earrleel to the nearest railway stathm by means of .tai wagon. IEtoile Ite-lge. ' r Brielegroom .(returning from the honeymeiemr Do yeo keep this car thoremghly lighted going through the tunned? . - I'.rakemau Yes. sir. Prhlegreseni All right. I'll go aim get my wife. The Smart Set. , Common and lieautiful hi the tropics Is tlie mango tree. Of all fruits, none h rellslMd more by the natives. It ds at the same time a magnificent sliaele tree. : : .. . .-, ? - TTIE FRIVOLOUS FIGUREH., "I may say. without far of being aeeuseil of vanity, that I have always set a gooel example to my pupils.' said the1 professor of raathemitics. v Then he made a carefiil ellasrrani. nsing half the blackltonrd and n nnfre of logarithms. In or-ler to make, plain ?o the Teaeliers Convention whee th line of rinrnor blsecte'l bin plane statement. r.altimore Ameiican." NO WEDDING MARCH FOR THI3M. Rfinlslev hated pomp fnd fuse of every, sort connected with the n rlage (virmonr anel hl fiancee !!- iJenseel wtih thelr'jilaii of finding tlM.; vigihtne-e ef tlieHr frietulx by "marryinf without neitiee and going tT to a" tie etmntry town when they knew! no one and no em knew theiu. ,ty,,; the New York Ire. Tlie day after' their arrlval;lelng Sunday, the v wenti to church, aiiirenring. tlMy foiu'lly i4 lievenl. like stahl.' long-weMe fe.lki ritit 'as soon as. tlu UneilU-ti4in ynn pronounce-d , they Were . startled by hearing the jubilant strainn of ttv "Wehling " Mare-h." - The owner f the iew In which they sat. noticing their , surprise. .e'XIaiuHl. with what they interpreteel as a lgiuticaiit loi.k. that the organist alwayx -ilaye! tirv 'WeMldiug Ararch when there was a bridal e-euple in hurc)i, and, theru 3 today." lie aehbil," ' Their self-'olisciousn'ss ln-trayesl the Ihtnlsley Into asking.: "Hut how he kuowr", and then U -.iuie out that the ierfermanee had, not Im-'ii fur their lw-nefit. but for that of the su of a pillar ef the r-hurch aud his bride. "At any rate, it's a most aimiird cus torn'' , grewlel the bridegroom, who had sooirht to hitle liis torch mi ler a bushel and had failed, just a ordi nary bridegrooms do. ' , AX I XTEUKSTING . KITII EX. J '. The Hon Marine, "in Paris, has tlie largest kitfhet in'the World. It provides fotHl for ail the eniilojeH of the hoiixe. -t.oeXMu number. The smallest kettle holds 75 quarts the largest Hl't epiarts. - There are 50 frying-pans, e-acli (f which' Is caiable eif holding :tti cut lets at a time, en of frying rill touii.i of potatoes. When there are omlet tes for brak-i fast. 7,S(I eggs are ushL The e-ofTee . machine makes TTirt quarts of e-ofTW ehili. fliere are. Ml eoeiks ami loo kltcln-n lniys empieiyed. DOG AND CHIIil) WANDEH OFF.. Malie-l Perkins, ; whoso pare-nis live In Ixgan seiuam went eiut walklnir - wlth a neirhler"S-elog-the teller elay. saysthe Chicago Clironi-le., she only " years edd. and altlioii-li ae--' iu:iinted in the Iniineeli.ite vicinity ef ier iieme. inn not Know nine-It niKint. the WOfel4 te the lloflil. .Sm cot lost, ami the freilie-seMiie elog" did not npisar to eim ' The pair wanilered thre-e mileK from home and all Hie while Malic - was making iiidiiu'um efforts to find some street whieh slie thought she weull Ih able to follnw bae-k to her starting point. rin.iHy. slie e-ame aereiss a emiutry road, but ' insteel'of retracing lir steps she' went in tlie elireK-tiem which took lur farther away. i t When night legan .to.' come on -she . was in the viclpity ef Irving Park and It was not elark yet when she saw i an ehetrle e-ar eif the Elston aveiiin line. She .was able to tell her naine anel aehlress, and when tlve,tiext c:ir canie.aloug she hailed it. She told tlie . comluctor where; she livenl ami said she wanted to go home. Tin e-oit- -el net or- teKikMalxd aboard ant .gave . the signal to go ahead. The car shot .forward , at a spied of ;ten" "miles an hour;-": " ' " " "' '--'- The -elog . f onnel his return trip more tiresome' than hael tiee'n hi" wander-.' ings heretofore. ; Il was less than half a year ohl and unnseel to fast travel. StHl with the Instinct of tin eemch elog lie ran after the car. The animal was exhauste-el wImmi rgan sepjare was rea'heI and the fed hiwing elay Avas seare'cly able to move oUfSldfi rfhe-yflrdMalM-I atrjved Inline anel fouTfil.'fhat a i searching -.party had gone after her. EXPORTS OF "SCIEN TIFIC ' INSTRFMENTrV Tho e'XjMirts of se-Ie-ntiac instruiMcnts frem the I'niteel Stated to. fort inn e-ountrU's dining the past nine months amounted to ne-arly .$-" iHK Umhc an lnrease br'r4 ''per "cent, over tluv-" e-orre-sponding perienl . of . tin previous yetir and a larger iKr e-enr. of ine-rease ' than for any other class of exports. This is a notable showing of the hi-ereas-ing appree-Iatlein whie-h eur s-l-e'litific apparatus is ree-e'lving alrond. 1 - ' " . " T- PACIFK' AIR IS REST. Stuelis of the zeslk-al light made at sea hael F. 'J. Hajldoo, formerly eif the Rritish navy. -to remark that tlie air over the Pacilie . eMeau apeiirs ' e-learer anelletttT ndaiited fr ee-les-' tial euiservaliem than that lying eoe-r the Atlanlli' ex-etin. Honolulu i ad miraldy situateel fer ch'arm-ss tf air aml.it may Imkhmih an iinpetrtaiit. oiit- istst In astronomy. It has alfe-arfy lieen se-lecteel as ene ef the chief points -few the Stuely ef the vibrations of the earth. ; -.."'.' i Ex-Senator James W. Ilraelbtiry of Augusta. Me., lias redgrieel Jiis ineiii- bershlp.on the iMiarel of trust-es of Doweloin etillege, after heddiiigj .the lMsItioii for 40 years. I a nil that; time lie lias mlsseel only twe or thre-e tneet Ings of the"1oael. Mr. Rraelbury'is In his nlnety-rilnlh year. ' ! Boston Is protKjsing the eree-lion of a monument to Captain ftinty ef lan lmry. Conn., the man wb Is snpixiseil to liave "invente-el" bakeel lwans. The enirlous part of It Js that Captain flin ty never was In Host on In his llfe. DE EXACK SITUATION.' De 'Publlein party Is gwineder win: Iey eleme It lefe" an deyHl elo It iaR i: P.ryan tedls his tales, but dey aU 1m My hemey: iley only n joke: -j. An' I te-11 you. now, when e1 hattle' . ls'gin. ; ' .;'' You sho gwiueter see some sinoke, - ? ; ; :. i i . '.-, r - ' - De 'Merlcan 'flag Is flung unfurl: We got ells universe in a whirl: . Miss Columby sho is a fete hln' girl. Wid 'er lionevful light In her eye: Her smile, -my .-lealiy, cemeimrs de worl- . - ',: She looks- so sweet an' sly! T'ne-Ie Sam elone get a bran new suit. n he's got.lt 'fumeel wid sassafni . root; '.- '.'''. ne's engageel'ft lady ft liftsket er fr,I An I fe-11 you. "now. my e-hile. ' When ele ede man zibbits his Rhlnln' -, lioot, ; 1 . ; -;,. ' "Chin nmsle" will 're's awhile! Ceilfar iWasb.) "C.aKctte." Sears tm ' f Si 16 Hffii YOU Havt AIW3n Uf; Clfaatnre I liked what be did, one! they were well