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About Nyssa gate city journal. (Nyssa, Or.) 1937-199? | View Entire Issue (Sept. 19, 1968)
CILLY VERSUS | WE REPAIR | I ALL AILING ' AUTOS! ♦ I I I XIX SEPTEMBER, MCMCXVIII KRAZY DAYS SECTION - JOURNAL (THE GATE CITY) PAGE IV I Beat Up Buicks L, i Conked Out Chev's Down in the Dump ‘ Dodges y Failing Fords Pooped Plymouths Puney Pontiacs Vane Volkswagens ---------- o Automatic Transmissions are Our Specialty! MITCHELL’S Auto & Truck Repair 711 Park Ave., Nyssa I I I ♦ come on tn...save Like I rose and gave I could not let She made me mother, with that her hand. her my seat; Folks find fault with the her stand - editors, and say they should be think of my shot; strap held in That the pages are as peppy as a cemetery lot. They say he shows poor judg Between the dark and the day ment; the jokes, they say, are light, when the night is begin stale; ning to lower, On upper floors they holler, Little paws, black from day’s on lower floors they wail. occupations, make what is But when the paper’s issued known as the ’childrens’ scour!’ (we say it with a smile), If someone doesn’t get one, Hush little snowflake, don’t you can hear him yell a mile! you cry; You’ll be a dewdrop next July! I cannot sing the old songs that memories gently bring. He never does swear, and he I cannot sing the old songs - never does smoke. because I cannot sing. He drinks nothing stronger than milk or a coke. Of all who like to blow their He does not drive carelessly, horns, the dedicated are nor run a red light, The small tots left alone in the Nor live it up staying out front seat of the car. late every night. He does not kiss girls when The teacher, trying hard to he goes out on a date. help a lad she thought was dense. At six he’s so innocent, but Explained to him ‘ferment’ just wait ’til he’s eight. was like ‘to work’ in verbal sense. Why is our country in such a “Now use the word correct state? Our disagreements are ly in a sentence,’’ teacher said, loud and hearty, And shortly, crayoned on the But once in a while we get blackboard, this was what she it straight - the trouble is the read: other party! “If only I could have my way, I’d promptly make a rule That children were to play all day and not ‘ferment’ in school. HEAR S ARE ■ MENU! (fOR CrAZY dAy 4 SaTurRday, Sept. 21 STOOED CHICKUN ! ! (Must H ot Got Crocked Last Nite—Sober Yestiddy) NOODLES . •. They're All Urs—Better Uz 'em ThRoWn SaLAD .... 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