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About Nyssa gate city journal. (Nyssa, Or.) 1937-199? | View Entire Issue (Sept. 23, 1965)
THURSDAY. 23 SEPT. 1965 NYSSA GATE CITY JOURNAL—-CRAZY DAYS SECTION WEVE 10% OFF FUR KASH °N Everythi"g ,«*«♦< ★★ *♦************♦***♦*♦******♦♦**♦*♦♦**♦** ★★ ****♦******************* ★ *♦*♦♦ ★ *♦* ★★★ *« SATurDAY—SepTEMbeR - 25th, 1965 <0nLy) ★ ^AKTERS?-?-*.* i^^aNd*ÜsÆ**É*kyffnÆnT ar“SirplUS GoodS—CLoiHinz—HanD TuleS'fr GrEECES au ^ m ’ ôt T v THT ts — oils r This is a . . . FABLE ABOUT APRONS “I don’t get it," the customer suid to the waitress. "You come to work in a pretty, frilly apron when a plain, ordinary one would do just as well. I’ll admit it looks nice, but it seems impractical." ■‘Well," said the waitress, "it’s just like when I’m home and expecting company. 1 try to look nice when I invite guests into my home, and I like my home to be presentable, too. "When I wait on a customer here, it’s pretty much the same as entertaining guests at home. In either case, it’s a matter of courtesy." "Sounds reasonable enough," the customer replied. "Customers are the reason for the existence of a place like the POLAR BEAR, and it only makes good sense to show them courtesy and respect. Of course, courtesy and respect alone aren’t enough," the wait ress continued. "You also have to provide them good, paltable food and give them good service. “Between extending courtesy to customers and serving them ’rich man's food at poor man's prices,’ we manage to keep a lot of them nappy and coming back for more.” THE MORAL . . . As long as the POLAR BEAR in Nyssa serves "rich man’s food at poor man's prices," we could probably get away with waitresses dressed in Mother Hubbards made out of old flour sacks, but we figure that spic and span waitresses add a little extra touch to a nice meal: ♦ GOING. GOING OR GONE? Th« Erni. Metcalfs ar« on tiwir way. to say th« toast and Ralph Thomas shows them th« way. Acting as a stopper (not the cork type) is Morale« Ward, of- fis girl at the Co-hop. A wurd of advise: In order to g«t a- head, someone has io keep a a level wonl ----------- CaAiY oa Y______ 1100 Adrian Blvd. MONEY (DresSed iN A BorRell) AloominUm StOrm Dor, reg. 537.50 VaL $17.50 ThuRs...-Fry.-.-SAi.-..TO EnNybuddy ALL HARDware and PAini BrusHeS ...20% OFF-1! ___ PLUSS___ 50% Persceni OFF on SeVerAl DisconTinUed DUtCh LaD PAinTs Eder’s Building Supply 102 NOrtH 1ST ST. NIA TuRn-the-DIaL 372-2223 •••••••••• WANTED By Insuring Here You Can Add To Mine While Protecting Yours! NIA CHARLES and PEGGY ZINN =Jr=ir=it=ir=>r=Jr=in=ir=i<=ar=ir=lr=Ji=F To Twoo (2) LucKie PeePul Hoos No. MatcHez ouRs <► Flyins ‘A* Station Phone 372-2239 KRazY DAY ITeMz Workers earn it, Spendthrifts bum it; Bankers lend it, Women spend it; Forgers fake it, Taxes take it; Dying leaves it, Heirs receive it; Thrifty save it, Misers crave it; Robbers seize it, Rich increase it; Gamblers lose it . . . I COULD USE IT! To the First Purple-Haired WOMAN CUSTOMER SATUrDaY----- SepTemBer 25 NYSSA, OREGON ----------- CeArY oa Y______ !5°" CASH ........ ON......... K-R-A-Z-Y DAY B&M EQUIPMENT COMPANY i DOUBLE TAKE . . . A tourist patronized a gypsy fortune teller and got something of a surprise. "Hey!” he exlaim- I ed. "Do you realize your crystal ball has two holes in it?” “Sure," beamed the gypsy. ‘1 put ’em there myself. I also give MODERN TIMES . . . bowling lessons." Ain’t progress wonderful? A ----------- CaAzY oa Y______ man used to have to go to a Both men and women wear theater to see a lousy movie . . . jeans th«M days—but th« over Now he can stay home aad see all effect to quit« different. one. NYSSA INSURANCE AGENCY CussTomers (Experience NoT neCessary) ... for ThEse K-r-a-Z-y DaY (Raw) vicTuals RALPH LAWRENCE, Owner --------- o--------- 1-1B. CoNs VeGeTableS <MiX or NalCh) P. & BeanS, deLMonTE—12-oz. Konz HoMinY, ToMaToes, CoRn . . . 10 fur $1 JUiCeZ ... (MiX or MaTch) . . 8 fer S1 WeLL' & DaVie'S MinCed HaM . . . 3 IBs............. .$1.00 {(BEEN CHEWsd ONLY I (ONE) TIME)) ShasTa caNned POP . . : : twelve 4 $1 Saturday September 25 (only) We Will Offer, on ALL Cash Purchases... (MOM Put HIM In th« CANI) ------------- O-------------- '10% Off on Theseltems NEW and USED TRUCKS $5°° prce Qru(j Too LucKEY NnuBer HOlDeR ! »! TRACTORS --------- o--------- PRICES for SATURDAY, Sept. 25, ONLY—UnLess You'Re SilLy EnuF to LeAve SoMe for SunDay! and FARM MACHINERY! I ' ■ Owyhee Truck & Implemt Co 401 Main Street NYSSA, OREGON Phone 372-2226 | •••••••••••»•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••I East Side Market •••••••••• 208 East Mane St. NYSSA, Oregon Phoan« 372-9909 Î i i