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that if Shakespeare were alive
today he’d be considered a re
markable man.
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He SUre ou«ht to be;
he d be more than 300 years old.
Scientific Progress . . .
The machine that once did away
with horses is now well on the
way to doing away with people.
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Bowed legs may not be few,
but they’re far between.
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DON B. MOSS
Firestone Dealer Store
DRY?
For a Number of Wet Years We
Have Been 'Soaking' Our Gull
ible Customers and They Keep
Coming Back for More.
COME IN
... and Make Like a Sponge!
Phone 372-2124
417 Main Street
NYSSA. OREGON
They Aim to Saiisfyl
Customer: This soup isn’t fit
for a pig!
Bill Kohl: I’ll take it back, sir,
and fix you some that is!
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Jeff Ford: Can you give me an
example of wasted energy?
Student: Yes. sir . . . telling a
hair-raising story to a bald-head
ed man.
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Care-Free Care!
Dave Sarazin: Well, you’ll get
along okay. Your left leg is swol
len but I wouldn’t worry about it.
Patient: No, and if your left
leg was swollen, I wouldn’t worry
about it, either.
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Great Expectations!
A young woman purchased a
pair of stockings at The Merc and j
returned them in less than an
hour, demanding her money back.
Floyd asked, as he was refund
ing the money, “Didn’t these
stockings come up to your ex
pectations?”
“Heavens, no,” she replied,
“They hardly came up to my
knees.
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A man walked into Lyle Min
er’s barber shop and asked for
a shave.
Richard said to Lyle: “Let me
shave him; I can use the practice.”
“Okay,” said Lyle, “go ahead,
but be careful . . . don’t cut your
self.”
MERCHANDISE
for $1.00
io holders of
LUCKY NUMBERS!
FOR ANYONE ...
SaiurDay, Sept. 22
- only —
10% OFF
oN aLL
MeRcHaNDise
In ThE StORe!
THE STORK SHOP
"TOTS 2 TEENS"
Fone 372-3020
221 Main St.
NYSSA. OREGON
"Noiet "Jo K, ß<f laue"
S 45 rpm Rekords, 10c ea —33 rpm Albuins, 25c. ea.
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OLYMPIC
WilL B GiVun to HolDer ov ouR LuCky No.
Jßxwe NoieA
WE CLEAN ANYTHING . . .
except
All New Merchandise
(SINCE THE FIRE)
Fishin' Rods & REALS
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i/2 PRICE
... and OUr pRiCeS
ARe cUi liKe CRazy!l
(ALL TAcKLE PRiCES
KUT, tOo—!—!—!
LAWN BOY MOWER
Philco 12^ cu.ft. Refrigerator
Reg. 239.95 ____ $179.95
30" PHilCo ELectRic RaNge
REg. 219.95......... . . $179.95
TABLE Model RADIOs
Prices—All ReDuced!
ELECTRIC FRy PAnS
AS low AS .... $10.88
Tennis Rackets------ 2.98
3.98 BasKetBalls . . . 1.98
12.95 Kids' Sand Box . 6.95
11.95 SwiMPooL . . . 7.95
26.95 SWim POO1 . . 11.95
2.95 BoWling balLs . . 2.49
2.95 BoWlinG baGs . . 2.49
4.98
SUNbeam Mixers, ReG. $19.95 . . . $11.95
BATH SCalEs................................• $3.49
Remington ELEC. SHavER, xchg. . . $18.95
Reg. 99.95 .... $59.95
ColuMbiA & HuFFy
we'll hElp YoU fiGht thE HIgH cost of LIVing
by retuRnINg foOd sPotS fRom youR clothing!
MATCH OUR LUckY NUMBBRE
. aNd -. . -.
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Well GiV U 10 BuCKs in FREe KleEnin
IDEAL CLEANERS & LAUNDRY
American-Maid BIKES
Reg. $47.95 ... $39.95
(laY aWaway for
CHRISTmAsJ)
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X-TRA GOOD
G-U-N TRaDEs
During Krazy Dayze!
8.25 x 20—10 PLy TRuCk TiRE
List $80.22 ................. 48.95
( X-Change )
8.25 X 20 TrUcK TUbEs
LiSt $9.19.................... $5.98
RED TaG SPeCiALs . . . THREW-OuT StORe!!
We Give and Redeem Snake (SRV) StaMps
Firestone Dealer Store
1962. 22 SEPTEMBER. THURSDAY______
. . . MORALS and POLITICS!
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