Another Methuselah
!rifher: You can
sure
that if Shakespeare were alive
today he’d be considered a re­
markable man.
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He SUre ou«ht to be;
he d be more than 300 years old.
Scientific Progress . . .
The machine that once did away
with horses is now well on the
way to doing away with people.
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Bowed legs may not be few,
but they’re far between.
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DON B. MOSS
Firestone Dealer Store
DRY?
For a Number of Wet Years We
Have Been 'Soaking' Our Gull­
ible Customers and They Keep
Coming Back for More.
COME IN
... and Make Like a Sponge!
Phone 372-2124
417 Main Street
NYSSA. OREGON
They Aim to Saiisfyl
Customer: This soup isn’t fit
for a pig!
Bill Kohl: I’ll take it back, sir,
and fix you some that is!
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Jeff Ford: Can you give me an
example of wasted energy?
Student: Yes. sir . . . telling a
hair-raising story to a bald-head­
ed man.
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Care-Free Care!
Dave Sarazin: Well, you’ll get
along okay. Your left leg is swol­
len but I wouldn’t worry about it.
Patient: No, and if your left
leg was swollen, I wouldn’t worry
about it, either.
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Great Expectations!
A young woman purchased a
pair of stockings at The Merc and j
returned them in less than an
hour, demanding her money back.
Floyd asked, as he was refund­
ing the money, “Didn’t these
stockings come up to your ex­
pectations?”
“Heavens, no,” she replied,
“They hardly came up to my
knees.
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A man walked into Lyle Min­
er’s barber shop and asked for
a shave.
Richard said to Lyle: “Let me
shave him; I can use the practice.”
“Okay,” said Lyle, “go ahead,
but be careful . . . don’t cut your­
self.”
MERCHANDISE
for $1.00
io holders of
LUCKY NUMBERS!
FOR ANYONE ...
SaiurDay, Sept. 22
- only —
10% OFF
oN aLL
MeRcHaNDise
In ThE StORe!
THE STORK SHOP
"TOTS 2 TEENS"
Fone 372-3020
221 Main St.
NYSSA. OREGON
"Noiet "Jo K, ß<f laue"
S 45 rpm Rekords, 10c ea —33 rpm Albuins, 25c. ea.
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OLYMPIC
WilL B GiVun to HolDer ov ouR LuCky No.
Jßxwe NoieA
WE CLEAN ANYTHING . . .
except
All New Merchandise
(SINCE THE FIRE)
Fishin' Rods & REALS
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i/2 PRICE
... and OUr pRiCeS
ARe cUi liKe CRazy!l
(ALL TAcKLE PRiCES
KUT, tOo—!—!—!
LAWN BOY MOWER
Philco 12^ cu.ft. Refrigerator
Reg. 239.95 ____ $179.95
30" PHilCo ELectRic RaNge
REg. 219.95......... . . $179.95
TABLE Model RADIOs
Prices—All ReDuced!
ELECTRIC FRy PAnS
AS low AS .... $10.88
Tennis Rackets------ 2.98
3.98 BasKetBalls . . . 1.98
12.95 Kids' Sand Box . 6.95
11.95 SwiMPooL . . . 7.95
26.95 SWim POO1 . . 11.95
2.95 BoWling balLs . . 2.49
2.95 BoWlinG baGs . . 2.49
4.98
SUNbeam Mixers, ReG. $19.95 . . . $11.95
BATH SCalEs................................• $3.49
Remington ELEC. SHavER, xchg. . . $18.95
Reg. 99.95 .... $59.95
ColuMbiA & HuFFy
we'll hElp YoU fiGht thE HIgH cost of LIVing
by retuRnINg foOd sPotS fRom youR clothing!
MATCH OUR LUckY NUMBBRE
. aNd -. . -.
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Well GiV U 10 BuCKs in FREe KleEnin
IDEAL CLEANERS & LAUNDRY
American-Maid BIKES
Reg. $47.95 ... $39.95
(laY aWaway for
CHRISTmAsJ)
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X-TRA GOOD
G-U-N TRaDEs
During Krazy Dayze!
8.25 x 20—10 PLy TRuCk TiRE
List $80.22 ................. 48.95
( X-Change )
8.25 X 20 TrUcK TUbEs
LiSt $9.19.................... $5.98
RED TaG SPeCiALs . . . THREW-OuT StORe!!
We Give and Redeem Snake (SRV) StaMps
Firestone Dealer Store
1962. 22 SEPTEMBER. THURSDAY______
. . . MORALS and POLITICS!
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