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About The Gate city journal. (Nyssa, Or.) 1910-1937 | View Entire Issue (April 13, 1928)
r THF CATF CITY JOURNAL. NYSSA, OREGON ' G O IN G U P “Yes, having been bom here. I thought I would come back and spend my old age among you. flow much for this lund!” “ One dollar a front foot." “ You could have bought It for $10 an acre when I was a hoy. How much for acreaget” “One thousand plunka.” “ How dear are the scenes of my childhood. " sighed the city mau us he turned away. OPERETTA 100 % Whole Wheat Bread C O U L D D O BETTER “ Well. I wish him luck,” raid Jones, the other evening, after rending In the sveulng paper an account of the wed- diiic of a popular member of the local Cftcket team, ‘'but,’’ he added, lu a reinitiating tone, "marriage Is very ■neb like cricket.”. “ Don't be so ridiculous." snapped Mis. Jones. "However cun you com pace cricket to marriage?" | “ Why," replied Jones, "it looks so lay to those who haven't tried It." presented by NYSSA HIGH SCHOOL Sure to Be There Who's Gertie? ADMISSION-50c and 25c F o r m i of Jasper Jasper Is an Impure form of vr\ crystalline quartz. Tlie color Is u ly red, brown or yellow, accord': g i the amount of Iron oxide contained li the stone. There Is also n form o' lusper which la dark green and opalescent. This Is probably the qual It.v spoken of In the Bible us one of the Jewels on the breastplate of tlie high priest and ns a foundation stone ol the wall of the New Jerusalem. “ Square Deal” Second Hand Store We Buy, Sell!, Exchange Fishes With Lungs N yssa, O regon NYSSA FLOUR MILL CUSTOM CHOrriNG AND GRINDING ALSO ABERDEEN COAL STRICTLY N J CR1SD1T—GRAIN GOJO A3 CASH P . M . W A R R E N ,P r o p . •M ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ » ♦ ♦ 1 1 » i11 1- f - H - w - ; ; : j - m Just shout tlie .time of the recent broadcast version of “ Faust,” a man told this story ugainst himself: He wus one of a purty Just returned from Germany. At dinner he re marked to hla wife: “I went to Goe the's home on the Sunday.” And his wife replied, hurriedly: “ Who’s Gertie?" A man went into a restaurant and ordered chicken broth. After tasting It he called the manager mid said: “ Surely this Isn’t chicken broth?" “ Well, sir,” replied the manager, “ It's chicken broth In Its Infancy.” “ What do you mean?" “ It’s mnde out of the w a ter the egg« were hotted In.” Would Keep Her Quiet “When you take your wife’s tem perature she must place the ther mometer under her tongue and keep her mouth closed for two minutes.” “ Have you one that takes a little longer?” M A K IN G IT SIMPLE Expression Had Meaning “Joe, I think I'll writ another joke about a window pane.’’ "How come, Luke?” “ Why so everybody’ll gee through It.” First Movie Show in 1896 BASEBALL Idaho-Oregon League ■ » CEMENT WQRK f£i S Jp m _ VALE VS. NYSSA N y s s a D ia m o n d Id o a llk in d sotcon cretew ork .p l plastering, kalsomining, etc . ■> also well-digging ■ CEMENT BLOCKS of all kinds a specially Jr HI Satisfaction Guaranteed K Joe M eyers Ü Nyssa. Or. JR JCX S E R V IC E Nyssa, Oregon. g — s|» »i »*!» >|» »!♦♦!♦ ♦!♦ ♦$♦*!* *f *• Yamediai S a le 120 acres, 8 seres irrigated. key farm. 40 acres, irrigated, Nyssa ditch Phone, write or see I 1 -, Nyssa, Oitgou How dare you put your arm abolit me? G *—Why, you said you admired a brave man. didn't you? French Cscuia icn He (with newspaper) —It says here that a fellow was recently sentenced to a mi nib's hard labor for giving a kiss. She—Oh. Arninnd. give me one ns If you wave going to be sentenced for ttfe. NOTICE Water users take notice thai the charges for city water whei u» d for i-rigation purposed hav< \ et-n raised Ths rates now are £0c per ftoi frontage for irrigation from l ,< p -ensure system w ‘th a mini -ti charge o f iiO.OO, and lit ¿er foot frontage for irrigatior No Style to It Doris—Ruth has a position as de "fom the low pressure systen tective In one of tlie big department with * minimum charge o f $5.0' More«. All users o f water for ¡tripr’ Fern—How awful. Just Imagine be ing known as n “ plain clotliea” fcion purposes will be required t> woman! pay at the above mentioned rate: "for he present season o f 1928 PROFESSICI . L LiSTH'/CT By order o f the Town Council. A. R. M IL L A R , A tailor had a great de'Ire to her one of his customers, a celebrated, Recorder. tenor, sing. Olillghigly, tl - tenor g.-ivo him a couple of rh ! ;t> fur hi next appearance at the opera Imu-o Meeting him a f w d ivs Inter h asked whether lie had enjoyed r.’i« performance. "I >h, it was awful!” re p li'I tall r. •'Awful ! What ■' yn “ Your coat," the . i n a -, was too tight und i the an..:." • » ♦ ♦ ♦ » ♦ » ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ » ♦ ♦ ♦ » » ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ + < , y, : ABCTHNIIR j'T V M K »• W H E N ; ■ RA. • 3 « 1 • • a ¿d L iv t.. I . • m y «XP na»* for dr t«»» T sp with ihe •ÜŸêriiwir.R *• •' !< P ier««)’, Pi one 11J2 Idaho. ‘ s » ‘ hr r nV r Purm? . R t i ï i ï Hotel I Not Necessary ■ :o >d clean beds at rcsrori able tâtes. ! Rates by dav, week or month I” : 8 blocks north of Msin Jf True Blood Rinks—We'll patch up all our old troubles, won’t we, dear? Mrs. Pinks— Yon know I hate patched tiilng-c We'll have to have new ones. P I E R ’ ï M -V.» • r Sp Jones— I fixed up u match for you with Rllnx. Smith—Thanks, old man, I hope you told him what a ham I am. Jones—No. I didn’t, Bllnx seems to know. m m Ontar 7 town lo’ s in Ontario, near hospita 80 acres deeded dry land near Nyssc. 40 shart-g stock in Owyhee Ditcb. 00 -inds >? bsee end full «quipm-n l .¡¿is L j . ... sew and 11 pigs. The doctor gazed Into lug patient’s eyes. “ You say you have trouble with that eye?" he said. ‘‘But there's some thing more. On looking at It I see signs of liver trouble, or anemia, and I fear of chronic nervous affection.” “ Look at the other eye. doctor," said the patient. “ That Is my glass eye.” Attorney—Why do you say they are througli-and-tlirough gamblers? Sheriff— While we were chasing them they were betting on which one of us would capture them. under Fine tl 240 seres dry deeded land under pi Jeet She—Dad says you don't know enough to go In when It rains, lie— Does he? She— He sure does. He—Well, you tell him I stay In la tlie first place. Feminine Logie L . A . H ig b y | THE SWAN BAKERY Had the Wrong Eye The first movie show was given In 1 April, ISM, at Koster A P.lal’s music hall. New York, when Edison's vita- scope threw moving pictures os a small screen, says Liberty. Ml .J, IJ-lb loaves____________ lfe i ui 'i 'oaves______________ 25e Chichen Broth Glacial Periods The expression “ smart ns n Phils delphta lawyer” Is trnred to the tact that In the early days of the history ( of Pennsylvania there were an ex tmnrdlnary number of lawyers In Philadelphia, many of wlyim were noted for their brilliant Intellect by special order BRAVERY Conscience Not Working The great Ice age occurred at the beginning of the Pleistocene period During this Ice nge there occurred several glacial periods marked by the extension of the ice sheets, separated by several Interglacial periods marked ^ by partial disappearance of the Ice. ♦ ♦ » ♦ ♦ '♦•♦ ♦♦♦•■»♦•» TUESDAY ONLY 4* A caddie who bad been caught at tempting to steal a hall on the course was reported to the caddie-master. That official, who had s soft heart, took the culprit to task.. “ You must have known It was dis honest to steal," he said, ‘‘and. In any case, didn't your conscience tell yon that the man was looking?" The bureau of fisheries says that some fish have modified lungs In thp form of an air bladder, which acts ns a long structurally, but not fituc tlonally. Most fish breathe through their gills. I f VT t TTTTT t VVTV t V y y i, . ♦ ••Thanks to modern Improvements I have fur less trouble finding my collar ♦.♦♦♦!♦ buttons now. Always find B oni In i ■ pi lice.” * k ex “ Indeed ?” “ Yes. I go to the vannini olo-m r Boston Triin.-cripr. He— Now, take me, for Instance— She—No, thunks, I can do better. LIBERTY THEATER t To Nichel ~hc !•’ - au f to pi -re f w N y»*», Oregon A i | M, DR. E D NGRCOTT rifar*- r ar ’ ile» made of zinc eli miti). J. R. HDN iK v - »,-t . . . . ft ¡i nU., ru,« f h DENTIST « ’ ’ ver sftet •he nickel pialli g Joke Imported From Paris A P R IL 15 IN S U R E D H A U L IN G Lung or Short Trips R easonabl e K Wife— Now that I've had my luiir hobbed. I don’t thlDk I look so much like an old lady. Husband—No. my dear Now you look Ilka an old gentleman. a t e s Help Wanted Come and ROOT for Nyssa Nyssa. Or. Phone St Tramp - Lady, will you help met Lady—Yes, what le tt? Tramp (presenting a buuou)— I’leaaa saw a shirt m iMft (h irep r a d o n Dr» R P. and t’esrl M. 8 rr»1 licensed n. Oregon and Li. no. C iiv .r ’ gradaste* Consultation and eZamin ’ atiOo free. Fifteen yesrs mucesuftil p-eeiice in the «'«t o Fir-t door west of caule, Nyssa, UregyB. 'N Y S S A O P F G f li \ PHONE S6 l E. M. B LU D G ITT tornev «t.d Conneellor at Law F ra c tk e in all Cawrta N y ssa. Oregon.
