The Gate city journal., June 26, 1925, Image 4

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THE SCOPES TIUAL.
All this country is becoming:
deeply interested in the coming
trial of John T. Scopes, biolcpjr
instructor in a school in Term
essae for violating the state law
which forbids the teaching of
the theory of evolution in public
schools. It is a test case, de
lioerately arranged by Mr.
Scopes and his friends, and he
is assured the support of sejen
tists and ethers who welcome
the i sue between liberalism ant
conservatism. The fundamen
talists will be commanded, pre
sumably, by the perennial W. J
Bryan. The indictment of Mr.
Scopes by the grand jury a
Dayton, Tenn.. was a foregone
conclusion, for there is no at
tempt to claim that he did not
violate the statute. The fight,
of course, centers on the consti
tutionulity of the Lw. The little
Tennessee town is prepat ing fo*
a great influx of visitors and it
may be that a huge temporal y
arena will be constructed f< r
the trial, which is to open July
10 Clarence Harrow and Dudley
Field Malone, both nationally
prominent lawyers, will be
among counse for the defense
The American Civil Liborti i
Union is really hack of the case,
and the American Associati./t
for he Advancement of Science
is taking a deep interest in it,
although not olh- tally.
A QUESTION.
An an*¡out subscriber .vrites
in to inquire what would happe
should the earth suddenly stof
re.volving on its axis. We cat
only answer by supposing at
analogous case. When an aut<
traveling even at t he rate of 61
miles an hour suddenly runs U[
against an unsurmountable ob­
stacle the occupants of the autt
usualliy take a header out
through the wind shield. Th<
earth travels on its axis about
1000 miles an hour, consequently
any sudden stop would be likely
to be attended by very serious
consequences.
The question arose over at
explanation given said subscriber
regarding Joshua’s command for
the sun to stand still. The
explanation was to the effect
that "'hat really happened when
the sun was commanded to stand
still was that the earth stopped
revolving on its axis. This
would be a good question for
some local theologian to grappl*
with.
An eastern state supreme
court judge has just granted a
permanent injunction restraining
school authoi ities from enforcing
the law permitting school child­
ren time off during school hour
for religious instruction, pre­
sumably an the ground that the
law was unconstitutional. In
spit* of the fact that these laws
have been deolared unconstitu­
tional time after time by state
supreme courts,
misguided
zealots still persist in forcing
them on the statute books.
Why the insistence that
evolutionists be required to
prove their theories? Has the
opposition attempted to prove
it« side of the question? The
word of an unknown writer,
written when men’s scientific
knowledge w-as very limiter',
is all the proof so far submitted
that the Bible theory is true. Be
reasonable, b r e th r e n . It denotes
poor sportsmanship to demand
more of your opponent than you
are willing to do yourself.
O— WELL —
oung high school teacher who
can give a simple lesson in
biology and become a great na­
tional menace is getting into the.
hall of fame on an uncompli-j
mentary ticket. — The New-
Yorker.
Enjoy THIS Summer with a
A young woman, having decided th a t
It was Just a t present the fashionable
thing to know all about business and
town Industries, was being shown
through a g a rte r factory.
“G oodness!" she exclaimed, “00,000
p airs In one w eek! I don’t sea where
they all go."
“N either do I,” replied the young
m an wh o w as guid ing her, coloring
M’dern woman may have slig h tly .— H o lm es S t o re News.
faults, but she doesn't look us;
Baker’s Figures
bent and worn as a ‘‘dutiful1 A b a The
k e r w as accu s ed of m ak in g C-0
wife” did in the cld day».—Waco p e r ce nt profit.
“No,” he e x p o s t u l a t e d ; “ I only m a k e
News Tribune.
Owyhee
B o r n —Tu Mr. an I Mr». Si las P r i n t » ,
J u n e 21. M o t h e r
an d child d o i n g fine, b u t S i l a s h a s a
b ad » w ellin g in t h e h ead.
a gir*. on S u n d a y ,
Mr. a n d M rs
Doe P u llen o f R o r w e l l
a i t e r t a i n e d Mr. a n d Mrs. Bob El iu t
an d fam ily , M r a n d Mrs B ig e lo w an d
fa m i ly an d Mr. an d Mrs. G r u b e r a t a
b i g r. u nion d i n n e r S u n d a y a n d t h e
t* g elo w s an d E ll i o t t g i r l s h elp ed f a r n
i-h t h e m u sic f o r t h e b e l a t e d C h ild ren »
Day p r o g r a m a t t h e Kuswell Bai l i s t
e lu rch .
1 p e r ce nt profit. See h e r e ; t h is costs
ine one c e n t ! I sell It f o r tw o c e n t s !
T h a t ’s 1 p er ce nt profit. Isn’t It?"
F o r t u n a t e l y h e is no w ab le to m a k e
X p e r cen t.—KIk eriki, Vienna.
Settling Mother
He— T o m o rro w m o rnin g you will
m eet m e a t t h e Cosy cafe.
She— B u t su p p o sin g m o t h e r in sists
o n coming with me?
He— S h e w o n ’t ; I h a v e in v ited h er
to m eet me a t t h e s a m e t im e a t R iv er
restaurant.
ASTOUNDING, VERY
Mr. an d M rs H a r r y E v a n s w e n t t o
N m p a S a t u r d a y t o see a b o u t s a c k s
for th e ir pothtnes.
Mr. E v a n s will
have r h s r g e o f t h e I d a h o E q u it y pu
t a t o i n t e r e s t s in E a s t e r n O r e g o n t h is
s e a s o n will s t a r t b u y i n g f o r t h e m j
a r nnd t h e 15th o f J u l y .
Mrs. R ppey a r d s i s t e r v isited w i t h
VI s. N ellie P o i n t s S u n d a y , as d id also
G o r g e P h illip s o f N y s sa .
Rev. an d M rs. Biom o f O n t a r i o m a d e
a f a r e w e l l call a t t h e h e m e s o f F re d
K lin g b a c k , C h a s. B r a d l e y , T o « Lowe,
i d to o k s u p p e r a t t h e B ig elo w hon e
Tue d a y , as t h e y p l a n to l e a v e soon
to ta k e ch a rg e o f the B a p tis t pasto
■•» e a t E u g e n e , O r e g o n , a t which
I»
How. rd Llo m , t h i i r s o r , w II a t :
t nd si hool n e x t s e a s o n
T h e i r pleat*
u r o a t v s i t i n g t h e i r old f r i e n d s was
a , 'n e w h a t m a r r e d t>y h a v i n g t h e i r ct.r
>reak 'o w n , a n d K e r r y H o w e o f O n - |
Carlo w es called to tow t h e m home.
Mrs. Cha s. Fi<her a n d so n s , P au l
■'isher atm W ill C o m p to n a n d Miss
N Die Co m p io n a r e sp e n d i n g a fe w
l t y a a t W a llo w a l a k e
G r a n d p a Bige-
I i.v i t co o k in g f o r Mr. F i s h e r in t h e i r
a b - e n e.
T h e l i g h t e n i n g p lav ed havoc in o u r
nidst S u n d ry evening, p u ttin g nut of
i >mml*siovr th-> p o w e r p u m p , , e l e c t r i c
i g h t - a n d tt l ep h o n es , a n d bill G r u t e r
i, telling t h a t th e lightning s tr u c k h i d
m d k n o c k e d him d o w n .
Mr. a i d M rs. C h r e . B r a d 'e y r n l lt d
t t h e L o w e a n d B igelow h o m es Sun-
lay e v e n i n g
t h e L o w e s a r e w - ry p r o u d l y s h o w ­
in g t h e i r wo dt-rful r o t e s ar.d rs s p -
• e r r y b r s h e s s e n t t h i s s p r i r p fro m
Dick S t u r m o f T o p p e n i s b ,
W a s h ,,
fo rm erly an O w y h e e boy,
Mr. O v erseas— A m ost rem arkable
coincidence, w h a t ?
Mr. E ag leb ird — W h a t ’s t h a t ?
Mr. O v ersea s— T h a t y o u r first P r e s i ­
d e n t a n d y o u r c ap ital d t y sh o u ld
h a v e t h e sa m e Iden tical n am e.
What to Do?
O f a l l t h e s t r a n g e t h i n g s In t h i s w o rld ,
T h i s Is th e s t r a n g e s t on e ;*
So m a n y t h i n g s a r e e a s i e r s a id
T h a n e v e r t h e y a r e done.
A Hnipo’iu
Ecor omy
Cooker
One on the Heckler
L e c t u r e r — Now fo r a few minutes,
Indies a n d g entlem en, we shall co n­
s id e r t h e fu n d a m e n t s ] p rin cip le s of a r ­
ch itectu re. Tile E t r u s c a n s —
Voice F ro m t h e R e a r — H o w d ’ye
build u tioghouse?
L e c t u re r ( p r o m p t l y ) — Do y ou con­
t e m p l a t e moving, sir?
I f y o u havr i
no
o ld ra nir *
on
w hich
to
■ecure a n a l ­
lowance,
will
theao oocattont
1 : c o n o m y
C ockers
Free
w i t h yo,ur H o t -
p o in t E lectric
Kunge.
Very Often
Mrs. G ay — I al w a y s a g r e e with m y
husband.
Mrs. Guy — Very sw e e t o f you.
Mrs. Gay— E xcept, of course, when
be is wrong.
DoY«u Know?
d o u b ly
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Chiropractors
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DIRECTORY
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graduates. Consultation and exam ina­
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We haul
E . M. BLODGETT
A tto rn ey and Counsellor a t Law
P ra c tice in all courts
N yssa, O regon
CHIRO PRACTORS
DRS.
The Stage im proved On
BRAD FORD & B R A D F O R D
C arver M ethod
C onsultation and
O n e r e a s o n I l i k e t h e m o v ie s —
W h e n d e a d a n a c t o r f a lls
c an 't re v iv e am id applause
▲nd t a k e s i x c u r t a i n c al ls.
Take Advantage
Early!
po w er com pany
la r V ‘V in. «Fi á » i ;-:
said
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Any Time
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N y ssa, O regon
W. B. HOXIE
IN SU R A N C E
O ffice a t R esidence, T h ird and
Khrgood A venue.
N yssa, O regon
O STE O PA T H S
DR. H A R R IE T SEA RS
Never Blotted a Line
Of S h a k e s p e a r e It is said t h a t he
nev er b lo tted a line, so p e r fe c t was
his c o m m a n d of his n ativ e tongue.
How much of tr u th t h e r e Is la th is
p o p u la r belief It Is Impo ssible to de­
termine.
Important Thing
O steopathic Physiciaa
O ntario, Oregon
O ffice: W ilson Bldg.. O ver R a d -
! NYSSA BARBER SHOP
AND CIGAR STORE
SHAVING, HAIR CUTTING
HOT AN D COLD BATHS
b. B. HAM AKER, Prop.
N yssa
Oregon
For Sale
I t doesn't m a t t e r h o » old you ar.
but how you a r e old
For Sale
M. W. Checley
off er
NOW!
HEALTH AU0 HAPPIUESS \
Used Trucks
give
a n c e on y o u r
old ra n g e . T h is
allowance
is
b as ed on t h e
p rice of t h e
N ew R a n g e
y ou buy.
T h is feature
m a k e s^t h 1 s
T h e n r e m e m b e r to t a k e a d v a n t a g e of th ia
e x t r a o r d i n a r y offer.
C o m e se e t h i s s p le n d id
H o t p o i n t E le c t r i c R a n g e d e m o n s tr a t e d . T h e r e
is n o obligation .
AUT® IS ADDIUG NEARS NO
THEIR. L IFE , MIGHT AS WEIL
BE BUMIUG CARS AS CElAEYERM
LOTS, \ SAN \ T H E AUTO
PANS BIG DlVIDEHQS IU
T h a t 21,(00.000 letter* w e at to tha
dead le tte r office la st yaar?
T h at 801,000 parcel* did lik aw iie?
Notice of Payment of Dividend
T h a t 100,000 la tte r* go into th e mail In th e m a tte r o f th e liquidation of th#
y eaily in p e rfe c tly h la rk envelop#!?
Bank of N yssa, Nya«a, i)e., Insolvent,
T h at (55,000 in caah ia rem oved an­ N otice it hereby given th a t p u rsu a n t
nually from m isdirected mail?
to an o rd e r m ade and e n te re d by the
T h a t |1 2 000 in poetage stam p* it C ircuit C ourt o f M alheur C ounty, O re­
gon, on th e 26th day o f Ju n e , 1925, a
found in sim ilar farhion?
T h at (3,000.000 in draft*, cheek* and dividend o f five p e r cen t will be paid
money order» n ev er reach th e ir in­ upon all ap p ro v ed claim * filed w ith the
u ndersigned, a* official liq u id ato r of
t e n d e d owner»?
the B ank of N yasa. N ysea, O regon,
T h at U ncle 8am collect* 192,0(0 a
In so lv en t, a n d th a t such dividend will
y ear in poetage for the re tu rn o f mail
be paid on o r a f t e r Ju ly 2nd, 1925.
se n t to the deed le tte r cffice?
D ated th is 26th day of Ju n e , 1925,
T h a t it costa Uncle Sam (1,740,000 a t N vssa, O regon.
y early to look u p a d d ru sfts on mtedi
F R A N K C. BRAM W ELL,
rented m ail?
S u p e rin te n d e n t of B anks, ead Official
L iq u id a to r o f xhe B ank of N yasa,
T h at 20(,0*0,00( le tte r« a re given
thiaeervico yearly , a n d —
N ysea, O regon.
T h at it coata in one city alone (500
dally?
And do you know th a t thia v a s t euro
could be eaved and the dead letter of
flee aboliahed If uach piece of mail
carried a re tu rn address, and if each
parcel w ere » rapped in s to u t paper
«nd tied w ith stro n g cord?
One 2 Tun Federal
And do yoa know that tin G ate CKy
One 2 Ton O. M C.
Journal maintain* a lobahoD for print-
ng envelopes, letter heads and ad
One 2 Ton Denhy
draes card*, and if you p a tro n ise »•
One 3 Ton International
whenever you need anyth in g in that
One l i t Ton Maxwell
in* that you will novar lose a letter
er a parrel and will rot add your
quota u th e two million dollar tea wo
gay for letters c a i d e u h mealed?
will
yo u an allow ­
attractive.
It
•a lls' t o . y o u t o
Aiwrr g o t m u c h t im e
t ? TO U/ORRH OVER TUE
VJAN PEOPLE ARE BUMIUG
AOTaMSSILES, BECAUSE THE
W h ite— A g g ress iv e p eople a r e
to u s u a ’ly h a v e b l a c k eyes.
O r e e n —O r get t h m.
we
" T h e r e Is n o s u b s t i t u t e for
E le c tric C ooking."
R e m e m b e r t h a t it is t h e
m o st e c o n o m i c a l m e t h o d a n d t h a t i t is coal,
e f f i c i e n t , s a f e a n d clean.
g
Mrs. H»n K e rr end Mrs. M ary Phil
son and Miss A vis Philaon m o t o r , d to
• n tario T hursday and sp e n t th e day
w ith old friends.
I f y o u do no t
w a n t the E c o n ­
omy
Cooke r,
R e m e m b e r,
BILL BOOSTER SAYS
F rid a y .
Ja c k Morris, fo rm e r forem an for
years of th e E vans Colorado stock
ranch, is visiting a t the Evans home.
Here is 'ax
women hnppx—a irrHen opportunity to
pet a new Hotpoir., Electric Range.
Five Dollars down brings this range
to your home and in addition you get
either a Hotpoint Economy Cooker
FREE or an allowaupe on your old
range. The balançais distributed in 24
easy monthly payments so that you can
pay for your range while you are using
It.
This Offer Ends
July Fourth
AS A G E N E H M THING
Mrs. R o b ert E 'iio tt, Mrs. Bigelow
and Miss J u a n ita Bigelow w ere O nta
rio shoppers S a tu rd ay .
Mrs. Jo h n H i t e and Mrs. M rrth a
K l i n g b a c k called a t th e Lowe home
Mr. and Mrs. F. M. C row ley and
d a u g h te r M a rg a ra t and Louisa H u n te r
>f O n ta rio sp e n t Sunday n ig h t with
the Chas. B raoleys and th e g irls re ­
m ained for a w s e k ’s visit.
y on
one o f
OLD
RANGE
4-Acre Tract
: City Dray Line
C.
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Near town
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