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T H E G A T E CITY J O U R N A L King T o m m y By G EO RG E A. BIRM INGHAM Say “ Bayer Aspirin W hen Better Automobiles A re Built BUICK Copyright by Bob be-Mr mil Co.—W. N. U. Servies INSIST! Unless you see the “Bayer Cross” on tablets you are not getting the genuine Bayer Aspirin proved safe by millions and prescribed by phy sicians for 24 years. Accept only a Bayer package W ill Build Them In." He bad said It six time already, twice for each of the three servants, “ 8 0 ME M IS T A K E !* and It had been understood. This time the man outside simply went on SYNOPSIS. — In London the knocking. Tommy went to the door t e lle r o f the story o f the a d v e n tu res o f " K in g To m m y,” and and opened It. know n h e re a fte r as "U n c le B ill," He saw Count Caslmlr, beautifully Is Inform ed by L o rd N orh eys, son dressed, smiling and bowing politely. o f an old friend, th at L o rd T r o y te , head o f the B ritis h f o r Caslmlr Is always beautifully and ap Thousands of Sightless eig n office, N orh ey s’ uncle, has a propriately dressed. I have seen him M onetary P led ge The latest figures of the number of schem e to m ake him (N o r h e y s ) at the sturt of a boar hunt In Lys o f C enturies A go blind persons In the United States g lv « which contains proven directions k in g o f L y strla , In c e n tra l E u trla with a tall red feather sticking rope. through m a rria g e to Ca Handy “ Bayer” boxes of 12 tablets An archeological expedition sent out a total of 52,867 of whom 30,100 were lypso, d a u gh ter o f K in g W la d ls - np In the front of his cap and boots Also bottles of 24 and 100— Druggists by the University of Pennsylvania dug males and 22,407 females; 45,737 wera law s, deposed m onarch o f th at that would have suited one of Prince Aspirin la the trade mark of Bayer Manu country. A financier, P rocop iu s up a clay tablet In the ruins of the white; 0,302 negroes, 488 Indians, and facture of MonoaceUcaclOeater of Sallcjllcacld Rupert's cavalier troopers. I have Cable, kn ow s th ere Is o il In p ro ancient city of Nippur, Babylon, with 40 Chinese or Japanese. These figure« seen him in evening clothes, and fusion In L y s trla , and w ith an an Inscription upon It which, trans are for the enumerated blind, but tha E n glis h k in g on the throne the nothing more perfect coaid be found census bureau estlmatea the actual lated, reads as follows: ou tput could be secured fo r E n g In a drawing room comedy on the land. N orheys, In lo v e w ith a “ Thirty bushels of dates are due to number at about from 74,000 to 70,000. London stage. I did not see him that s ta g e dancer, V io la Tem p le, la not en thu siastic o v e r the p ro p o morning in the Adlon hotel. But Bel Nadin Shun, son o f Marashu, by sition. Th e patriarch, M enelaus, Janet Church has given me a descrip Bel Bullltsu and Sha Nabu Shu, sons A S i safe, soothing and healing h ig h e st ec clesia stica l d ig n ita ry dressingforcuta, scalds, burns, tion of his clothes. He wore a pale of Kirebti, and their tenants. In the In L y strla , is h e a rtily In fa v o r o f roughened, dry and chapped skin gray suit with a faint blue line In It, I month of Tashrl (harvest month) of the restora tio n o f the m onarchy, and for all common skin troubles, “ Vaseline” Petroleum Jelly has and C able has g en erou sly financed and creases In all the right places, ! the thirty-fourth year of King Artax- been indispensable to medical men the sentim ent. C alypso la m a k a mauve tie harmonized with the blue erxes I, they shall pay the dates, and mothers for over half a cen in g a liv in g dancing In the "M a s- tury. Keep a jar or a tube handy. line, a waistcoat— I must leave a thirty bushels, according to the meas c o tte,” B erlin cabaret. N o rh ey s Look f o r the trade-mark “ Vase refu ses to en terta in the idea o f blank here and get Janet to tell me ure of Bel Nadin Shun, In the town lin a .” It ia your protection. g iv in g up V io la Tem ple, to w hom about the waistcoat again. Tommy of Bit Balutsu. Their field, cultivated CHESEBROUGH MKG. COMPANY he Is s e cretly en gaged. "U n c le was In crumpled gray pajamas and and uncultivated, their fief estate. Is B ill’s” sis te r E m ily u rges him to New York 17 Rtate 8tr*et held as a pledge for the dates, namely, his face was soapy. secure a passport fro m L o rd T ro y te fo r a certa in Janet Count Caslmlr presented his card. thirty bushels, by Bel Nadin Shun. An Church, stron gm in ded fe m a le Tommy read the name on It—Cas other creditor shall not have power w ho w ants to vis it L y s tr la In lmlr Istvan Graf— but was not much over It.” the In terests o f a s o ciety fo r This tublet was dated 430 B. C., or w o rld peace. Janet Church lea ve s enlightened. He would if he could fo r B erlin. "U n cle B ill" Is a ga in have read what was printed under nearly 2,400 years ago. It may not be appealed to by his sis te r to find the name. It was a large card, much the oldest record extant of a mortgage, a certain cu rate (nam e not g iv e n ) larger than the visiting cards used hut It Illustrates very clearly that the w h o has le ft his parish in Ire la n d fo r a v is it to B erlin, and cannot by ladles In England, and there were mortgage was an accepted form o f In be found. L ord N orh ey s and V io la fonr lines of small print on It, no vestment some 2,000 years ago.—Don Tem p le disap pear from London. doubt a description of Connt Casl- ald Itea Hanson In Forum. Procopiu s Cable receives In fo r mlr’s position In society. Unfortu m ation that N orheys, w ith the B e c a u s e o f its great princess, has le ft th ere on his nately, these were In a language which w a y to L y strla , but N orh ey s a p dependability, C h am ' Dutch Cows G iven A ll Tommy had never seen before. It pears w ith the fo rm e r V io la pion X has been stand seemed a very queer language. Thera Tem p le, n ow his w ife. T h e q u es the Com forts o f H om e tion is. "W h o is the man w ho has were curious curly accents over tha a rd e q u ip m e n t o n The bovlnes are the only type of g o n e to L y s tr la w ith the Prin cess Asking the Impossible consonants. The letter X appeared C alyp so?” Ford Cars and Trucks untmal that furnishes man with food with unusual frequency. There were Betty and Petey had been playing for more than 13 years. several R’s with their faces turned the through Infancy and maturity and hard all day and were worn out when wrong way, looking very much as consequently are treated with consid evening came. They were nearly at Champion X fo r F orde 60c. Blue If some one had lifted them np, eration by every nation for senti “ swords’ points” when Betty said a Box fo r a ll other cars, 75c. M ow turned them over and set them down mental as well as economic reasons, few cross words that “ broke the cam than 95,000 dealers soil Cham* pions. Y ou svili know tho gen- the wrong way. The same thing had receiving greater care than humans In el’s hack." uisse hy the doubU^ibbed cow . CHAPTER VII happened to a couple of N*s and there some countries. Cows In Holland are “ Betty,” said Petey, very much put was a B with a curious little horn at treated with us much consideration as out. “ Can’t you be a li’l gentleman?” Champion Spark Plug Co. tached to I t Tommy could read human beings. They have the best of Betty stopped, put her finger Into It Is easy to understand how the Tolod o, O h io Greek. He had a nodding acquaint food. Their sheds are furnished. They her mouth and from then on ^ayed mistake was made. W in dsor. O n «., London , Paris even have overcoats when they go out. ance with the Hebrew alphabet and Count Istvan Caslmlr does not by herself. could distinguish between German There are lace curtains in the win know English very well. He has capital B's and Vs. Count Caslmlr'i dows of many Dutch cowsheds. And never been in England and at that the floors are laid with shining white language was none of these. time had never talked to any Eng “ I bid you welcome." said Count tiles, kept spotlessly clean. Lest her lishman except the tutor who educat Caslmlr. “ In the words o f your great tall should drag In the dirt, the Dutch ed him as a boy and taught him to Shakespeare, I say, ‘All's well that cow has It held up by a neat chain read Shakespeare. The tutor must from the roof. Her horns are scrubbed ends well.' ” have been a Shakespearean enthusi b y u g ly “ I ’m afraid,” said Tommy politely, and polished. ast, for Caslmlr has more quotations blem isnes.w hen red. She Is carefully groomed. She spends “ that there Is some mistake.'' ready for use than most of us. Un ir r it a t e d , b lo tc h y fortunately, his knowledge of Shake At this moment Janet Church came eight months of the year Indoors. To skins can be quickly speare did not help much In his cor along the corridor, wearing a pink lighten the darkness o f winter the dressing gown, a pair of blue quilted cowshed Is provided with electric respondence with Procopius Cable. c le a r e d by The English which Cable uses Is of slippers and a very ribbony cap. She lights. There Is also some kind of a modern and commercial kind. I was on her way to a distant bath. heating system. can fancy his writing to Caslmlr: She saw Caslmlr, erect amj beautiful “ Yours of even date"; or “ of the 12th — he Is a very good "looking man— Cuticura Soap for tha Complexion. nit. to hand” ; or “ re Lystrian mon In front of Tommy’s door. She also Nothing better than Cuticura Soap archy, we regret—” Shakespeare did saw Tommy, with tha lather begin datly and Ointment now and then as not write In that style and I do not ning to dry on his face. Open Question needed to make the complexion clear, suppose that Caslmlr understood half Janet had been three days In Ber scalp clean and hands soft and white. "Husbands are frequently jealous at Cable wrote. Nor did Cable quite un lin, worrying the consul and the sec Add to this the fascinating, fragrant their wives’ former beaux.” derstand Caslmlr. He was inclined retaries in the embassy for permis Cuticura Talcum, and you have the “ How about former husbands?" to skip the quotations of the count’s sion to go on to Megalla. She had Cuticura Toilet Trio.— Advertisement letters, not realizing that they con not received my letter about Emily's A busy man has no time for those veyed the most important kinds of lost curate. Indeed, she never did who make a specialty of killing time. Novelty, to Be Sure Information. Caslmlr, for Instance, receive It. It reached Berlin after Helen has spent the morning in might w rite : “ Now Is the winter of she had gone away and was finally the dentist’s chair. Doctor Dentist our discontent made glorious sum returned to me. mer.” Cable would take that for Some women would hare hurried had kept her mouth open for so long mere ornament, the exuberance of a on, turning their heads the other that when the child tried to relax her man not trained to business. He way. Tommy was In his pajamas. facial muscles she found It extremely would fall to realize that Caslmlr She herself was most imperfectly difficult. “ Doctor,” said Helen, “ my month meant that the restoration of the clothed. But Janet doee not suffer R u bber Hoots monarchy was a gloriously accom from modesty and she loves Interfer feels so stretched I feel like I could M Better H eel to W alk On plished fact, or would be gloriously ing In other people’s business. She whisper In my own ear.” accomplished as soon as the monarch calls this being helpful, and believes USKIDE put In an appearance. It to be virtuous. British Labor M. P. a Poet —the O e n d e r Sale for Mleer Of course the similarity o f the two "Can I,” she said, "be of any as One o f the Labor whips of the Brit ! names deceived Caslmlr. He was In sistance to you? I speak German ish parliament Is James Welsh, who United States Rubber Company fluently." j Berlin waiting and watching for the started composing poetry when he was j arrival of Lord Norheys. It was nat- At This Moment Janet Church Cam* Caslmlr turned, put his heels to eleven years aid and Is now a novel ( ural enough that he should think his Along tho Corridor. Wearing a Pink gether and bowed to her. Then hs ist of note. man had come when he saw Norreys Dressing Gown, a Pair of Blue kissed her hand. Janet, In a red In the register of the Adlon hotel. dressing gown and boudoir cap. must Slippers and a Very Ribbony Cap. There Is only the difference o f one have been a surprising and rather a letter between the two names. He who breakfast In their bedrooms, he disgusting sight. But Caslmlr's man was further misled hy the ’’Keverend.” opened his dispatch box and counted ners are as perfect as his clothes. He Tommy, In those days, was most par his money. would have bowed as politely and ticular about his "Reverend" anl “ It was the first time In my life,” kissed her hand with the same ele set himself down as Reverend T. A. he told he, “that I ’d been a million gant devotion If she had stepped Norreys. Caslmlr was not familiar aire, and I liked the feeling. In fact, straight out of her bath to be help with the title. It was not, apparent I gloated.” ful. ly, accorded to the clergy In Shake I do not wonder. The German notes ’’Thanks,” said Tommy, “ just tell spearean days. The parson In “ As are most opulent looking and Impres this gentleman, will you, that there’s "Freezone” on an aching corn, instant You Like It” was styled "S ir”— “ Sir sive things, far superior In size and some mistake. Most likely they’ve ly that corn stops hurting, then short Oliver.” as If he had been a knight. texture to the flimsy little scraps of sent him up to the wrong room. I ’m ly you lift it right off with fingers. On the other hand, “ Reverend” was paper which England has to be con not the man he wants to gee.” Your druggist sells a tiny bottle of used of Venetian seigneurs and such tented with. There are large gray Janet made a long speech In Ger "That w ss our favorite brand 50 years ago," “ Freezone” for a few cents, sufficient to \ people. Caslmlr took It for an Eng- notes, as big as half sheets of note man. Caslmlr answered her with a says grandfather, when he aeea the Chicago remove every hard corn, soft corn, or ; llsh version of “ Hoch Wohl-geborne.” paper, worth a thousand marks each. still longer speech. Janet replied to White Lead 6». CHI Co. LabeL corn between the toes, and the foot I It left him In no doubt that Tommy There are beautiful thick notes for that, and Caslmlr, with an Immense O f this compute lias of halfcentury-old favorites, non* \s batter known or batter appreciated then KINO calluses, without soreness or Irritation. j was the man he wanted. one hundred marks. Even the little flow of language, answered her. Tom W A L L FINISH. Tommy, of course, had never heard I “funf" markers are Impressive. All my declares thst they talked to each For this remarkable finish combine« mU the desirable feature* that anyone esn ask for. It*« easy to prepare by of Connt Caslmlr. I do not suppose Tommy’s notes were perfectly new other for ten minutes. Then Janet •imply mixing with hot water. It’s easy eo apply, even he had ever heard of Lord Norheys and spotlessly clean. Nobody could turned to him. by an inexperienced painter, for it never tape, «pots or ■freaks. And it’* eo economic at that a dollar’« worth isuau- either, or of Procopius Cable, or In have helped fingering them lovingly "H e says his name Is Count Istvan ally more than enough to decorate an average eiae room. deed o f Lystrla. He had not the and reverently. It was a delight to Caslmlr.” Write today for name of dealer nearest you and FREE slightest Intention of going farther count them. Color Chart showing 19 beautiful colors to choose from. But it Is poor fun feeling that yon ea-v than Berlin. Indeed, he did not THE CHICAGO WHITE LEAD A OIL CO. 15th Sc St S. Western Are., Chicago, 10. haarlem oil has been a world meo-i to leave Berlin during his hol- are a millionaire all by yourself In wide remedy for kidney, liver and | ldn\ •«. unless perhaps for a little trip a hotel bedroom. Tommy realized that j he ought to be out-of-doors enjoying bladder disorders, rheumatism, I to Potsdam. Tommy has explained to me exaet- himself and getting some solid good | lumbago and uric acid conditions. ■ ly why he went to Berlin and what for his money. He finished his cof- j he meant to do there. A year or so fee, swallowed the last morsel of (TO BB CONTINUBD.» earlier he had bought a number of bread, and began to shave. Then came a knock at the door. Oerrnsn marks on the advice o f a Reaching for the Mirage friend who professed to be a finan Tommy said “ Herein." His face was The cloud's sliver lining, however. Is cial expert At that time he got covered with thick lather of soap, and tkroe hundred and forty marks for a be did not care for opening his apparent only to tnose who stand a correct internal trouble,, «timulate vital mouth very wide; but be spoke quite great way off.— I'uluth Herald. Salt Lake City, Utah organ,. T h re e size*. All druggists. Iruist | pound and they seemed cheap enough Tommy’s friend said that very soon distinctly. And he was sure that m the original genuine G o l d M o d a i . Life Is t l.ng lesson la hurnuuy. I tbay would stand at twsnty-flv* or ‘ Herein'' was the Garwaa for ‘c oo * Indispensable Vaseline Part II.—Berlin Don't be annoyed thirty to a pound. Tommy believed him and invested every penny he pos sessed In German marks. I do not know how many he actually bought but the number was considerable, and the sum he stood to gain would have been a nice little fortune. An Invest ment which promises to multiply your capital by eleven or twelve Is very attractive, even If It pays no In terest for a while. As everybody knows, the financial experts. Tommy’s friend among them, were disastrously wrong, even more hopelessly wrong than experts usual ly are. The marks depreciated rapid ly and In the spring of 1922 It took one thousand four hundred of them to buy a pound. Tommy realized he was the victim, one o f many victims, of a gigantic swindle. But being a man of cheerful and buoyant disposition, he did not wring his hands or curse fate, .te thought that though marks were o f little use In England, they probably had some value In their na tive land; that Is to say, that he would be able to buy a good many din ners, bottles of wine, theater tickets and such things with his marks In Germany. He asked for a holiday, packed his entire store of marks In a dispatch box and went to Berlin. He meant to stay there as long as the marks lasted and to have as good a time as he could. Tommy was a fool to buy the marks originally. He was wise In his plan fo r getting rid of them. Things of the sort he want ed really were very cheap In Berlin In the early part o f 1922. He had never been abroad before and he did not know a word of Ger man. He started with a return tick et, a Baedeker’s Guide to Berlin and a German-Engllsh phrase book, which professed to give him, spelled phonet ically, all that a traveler could pos sibly want to say. It must have been a good phrase book, much better than most of Its kind. Tommy, on the morning after his arrival, was able to ask a cham bermaid for hot water, a waiter for breakfast and another man to clean his boots. Most phrase books are no use for that sort of thing. They only tell yon how to say “ Good morning, honored sir. W ill you give me the pleasure of dining at my house to day, bringing your gracious lady with you?” and things like that which the tourist seldom wants. While he drank his coffee and ate the wretched little roll which the German hotel-keepers give to guests Wear the Heel that Combines Comfort and Long Wear Resinol Sh^siEP Lift Off-No Pain! / J Since 1867 ^ FOR OVER XOO YEARS m i W all Fin ‘Distributor Salt Lake Glass 8C Paint Co.
