The Gate city journal., May 22, 1925, Image 3

T H E G A TE CITY JO U R N A L
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King Tommy
WHERE'S NORHEYS?
A fter ( i t l n t or raokln*
Wrlfcley* '■ »o ifiu thr mouth
and rnrermu the breath.
Nerve* are foothed. throat I*
refreshed and digestion aided
go ea*y to carry Ac Utdc packet!
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without compunction.
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Every Step
8 1 NOPSIS. — In London tho
tel ler o f the story o f the adven­
tures of " K i n g Tommy," and
known hereafter as "Uncle Bill,"
la informed by Lord Norheys. son
of an old friend, that Lord
Troyt e. head o f the British fo r ­
eign office, Norheys' uncle, has a
scheme to make him (N orheys)
king o f Lystrla, In central E u ­
rope, through m arr ia ge to Ca­
lypso, daughter o f K i n g Wladis-
laws, deposed monarch of that
country. A financier, Procopius
Cable, knows there is oil in pro­
fusion in Lystrla. and with an
English king on the throne the
output could be secured for E n g ­
land.
Norheys. In love with a
stage dancer. Vi ol a Temple/ is
not enthusiastic o v e r the propo­
sition. The patriarch, Menelaus,
highest ecclesiastical dignitary
in Lystrla, is heartily In favor of
the restoration o f the monarchy,
and Cable has generously financed
the sentiment. Calypso is m ak ­
ing a livi ng dancing in the "Mas*
cotte," Berlin cabaret.
Norheys
refuses to entertain the idea of
g i v i n g up Viola Temple, to whom
he is secretly engaged.
"Uncle
B i l l ’s’’ sister Em il y urges him to
secure a passport fr om Lord
Tr o y t e
fo r
a certain
Janet
Church,
strongminded
female
who wants to visit Lyst rl a in
the interests o f a society for
world peace. Janet Church leaves
for Berlin. "Uncle B i l l " is again
appealed to by his sister to find
a certain curate (name not g i v ­
en) who has lef t his parish in
Ireland for a vis it to Berlin, and
cannot be found.
CHAPTER V— Continued
“ Viola threw Ills dirty money In
his fate,” said Norheys, “ and you'd
have thought that would have been
1 enough for him. But It wasn't. When
j he saw she wasn't going to be bribed
he took a high moral tone with her,
talked about ruining the prospects of
R u b b e r H e e ls
a bright young life— mine, the beast
4 B e t te r H e e l to W a lk On
meant, not liers. There'd have been
Ana lo r th e beat shoe ao/e you over tied— 1 some sense in talking about getting
| married ruining her prospects consid­
ering the way she dances. But what
— the W o n d e r S o le l o r W e a r
: was the good of talking about ruin­
ing me? All the same, that's what
United S tates Rubber Company
! he did. lie told her all about that
Calypso girl and what a scoop It
| would be for me to marry her. Now,
| what do you think of that, Uncle
Men have a touchatone whereby tc j Bill?”
“ Did she promise to give you up?”
try gold, but gold is the touchstone
“ Of course she didn’t. And what
whereby to try men.— Fuller.
j the devil good would It have been If
| she had? I wouldn't have given her
1 up. What I always say Is this: If
a fellow won't give up a girl, there’s
(M U IU IQ
j no use the girl’s trying to give up the
fellow, especially If she happens to
he fond of him. You see what I
mean, don’t you. Uncle Bill? Well,
nfter making Viola cry, which Is a
i thing no man would do unless he was
j an actual devil, that octopus took to
i threatening her. He said that, being
1 a princess, the Calypso girl could
I marry me If she chose; only had to
I say the word and there we were.
I Viola doesn’t know much about prln-
j cesses, but she didn’t believe that,
INSIST! Unless you see the j All the same, It made her more than
s bit uncomfortable.”
"Bayer Cross” on tablets you
It seems, as I heard afterward, to
are not getting the genuine ' have roused Miss Temple to simple
Bayer Aspirin proved safe by but effective action. I do not know
' whether she told Norheys what she
millions and prescribed by phy­ ' had done. If she did, he did not con-
sicians for 24 years.
j fide In me.
“ So you can tell Uncle Ned,” he
! said, “ to keep that disgusting Semit­
Bayer package ic toad of Ids chained up for the fu­
ture. If I catch him fooling round Vlo-
which contains proven directions I la’s flat again there'll he murder
Handy “ Bayer” boxes of 12 tablet* ! done.”
" I ’m afraid,” I said, “ that this will
Also bottles of 24 and 100— Druggists
be a disappointment to your uncle.
Aspirin la the trade mark o f B s re r Mann-
facture o f Monoacetlcachlester o f Saltcyllcacid
I He's rather set his heart on seeing
you king of Lystrla.”
“ I haven’t the slightest objection to
being king of Lystrla.”
"But you can't be If you won’t mar­
ry the princess.”
Retinol healed «tubborn (ore
“ I ’m not so sure about that,” said
Norheys. “ After all, if a thing can’t
Elyria,
lyn: Ohio, March I :— " I feel it
he done In one way It generally can
dut; and pleasure to thank you 1 In another. Just you try and make
my duty
fo r the wonderful
oin
that clear to Uncle Ned. Tell him
cure your Resinol
I'm an uncommonly dutiful nephew
salve has wrought
I and all that, as keen as nuts on buck­
for my husband,
ing up the family and pouring oil all
who suffered from
an open sore on the
| over the good old empire; hut there's
back o f his neck fo r
I one thing I can't and won’t do.”
four years. Several
"Marry the princess?"
doctors said that it
“ No. I ’ll mnrry her If I have to,
was a cancer and
but I won’t go back on Viola.”
advised its removal, but it was so
I never made all that clear to
near the base o f the brain that we
feared an operation. I had found ! Troyte. Indeed. I never tried to. But
Norheys succeeded in explaining him-
Resinol Ointment so effective for
cuts, bums and similar things that I self, more or less, to his unede, and
I induced m y husband to try that. | I heard no more of the matter for
A fte r using only tw o jars o f Resi­
some little time.
nol, the sore entirely
My healed—
Another worry—a small, even a ri­
appes
every trace o f it has disappeared,
diculous one—came to make my life
Resinol certainl
tly was a God-send
uneasy. M.v sister Emily wrote to
to us!”
us !” (Signei
(Signed) Mrs. E. E. Ken-
me that she lost a curate. She want­
nedy, 243 E. 8th St.
ed me to set the whole machinery of
the British empire to work to find the
creature for her. He was not, It ap­
peared. a particularly valuable curate.
Emily admitted that she did not like
him. She went so fur as to say that
he was not the sort of mnn who ought
haarlem oil ha* been a world­ to have been in Holy Orders. But be
wide remedy for kidney, liver and was the only curate there was in
Emily'« parish and they could not
bladder disorders, rheumatism, get on without him because the rec­
lumbago and uric acid conditions. tor. Canon Pyke, had fallen suddenly
111.
The curate had gone off on a hol­
Q |Q f c » M E i H /
iday, which, according to Emily, he
V
H AAR LE M OIL
did not deserve. Almost Immediate­
ly after hit departure Canon Pyke
bad broken down.
correct internal troubles, stimulate vital
“ All we’vs neard from him since he
organ*. Three suet All druggist*. In n *
a ft Is one postcard which came from
an the original genuine G o l d M edal .
Berlin and ha* a picture of a ran
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ing all that happened during the war,
that Berlin is a place a clergyman
ought to go to for a holiday, not a
good clergyman. It seems to me a
callous thing to do. scarcely what I
should call Christian. Anyhow, he
went there. At least he sakl he was
going there, and I suppose he really did,
for that Is where the postcard came
from. He left his address before he
started, in case anything went wrong
!u the parish and we wanted him
hack. Directly the poor canon broke
down Mrs. Pyke telegraphed to Ber­
lin, hot no answer came. Then I tel­
egraphed. When I got no answer I
telegraphed again to the manager of
the hotel. I got a reply saying that
he had left two days after he ar­
rived and not given any address.
“ Now I know that with your Influ­
ence and all your London friends—
I am sure Lord Edmund Troyte could
do something to help us— ”
Apparently I was to set our con­
sular service to work to find a curate
who was rampaging about Central
Europe. I should look a nice fool if
I went to the Foreign ofHce with a
request like that. I was inclined to
agree with Emily. That curate of
hers should never have been a clergy­
man. I sympathized with her, and
with Canon Pyke, and with the par­
ish. I even sympathized slightly with
the curate. But I was not going to
do anything.
I slipped Emily’s letters into the
"Unanswered” basket on top of her
earlier letter about Janet Church. But
SIH h ng -‘ st £P
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Say “ Bayer Aspirin”
o
Accept on,y i
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Serious operation
avoic ded
FOR OVER
200 YEARS
Then My Servant Brought Me in Some
Letters Which Had Just Arrived by
Post.
I was not allowed to dismiss the mat­
ter from my mind. I got another let­
ter the next day.
“ I ’m afraid I forgot to mention,”
she wrote, "that the address he gave
us was the Adlon hotel. He said that
If anything went wrong In the parish
he would come hack at once."
She had not forgotten to give me
that address. What Emily had for­
gotten to tell hie was the curate’s
name. That rattier tied my hands,
or would have tied them if I had
meant to do anything.
Next day I got a fourth letter from
Emily. In It she enclosed twelve
penny stamps.
"Please get our ambassador in Ber­
lin to telegraph,” she wrote, "as soon
as he finds out where our curate Is.
I don't know what It costs to send
a telegram to Berlin, but I send twelve
stamps which ought to be enough
considering the present state of ttie
exchange.
Besides, an ambassador
probably gels his telegrams sent
cheap.”
That letter Joined the others in-the
basket.
By the same post came one from
Canon Pyke himself written in pen­
cil from his bed. He began apolo­
getically. He would never have
dreamed of troubling me with Ids pri­
vate affairs had not his friend Mrs.
Chambers (my sister Emily) urged
him to write to me on a subject very
near to his henrt at the moment—
the lost curnte.
'•The dear fellow,” he went on. “ is
not In all respects exactly what a
clergymnn ought to be. At the same
time, he is a worthy young mnn. full
of heartiness and energy. What
makes us fear that he may have in­
volved himself in some serious diffi­
culty is that he is by natural dispo­
sition both daring and adventurous,
more so perhaps than one of our
younger clergy
can—”
to think that I
Foreign »iti ce to
send out a search party to Berlin or
perhaps to get the ambassador nnd
the head of the Inter-Allied Mission
of Control to take the matter op.
His letter Joined Emily's In the
basket.
Then Emily took to telegraphing to
me. She Is a frugal woman whose
spare money goes to missionary so­
cieties, bnt she spent a lot on tele­
grams They kept getting longer and
longer. There was no doubt that she
was In earnest about finding that
curate
I disposed of the fourth telegram
la tb* usual way. Tb« pUa la tba
ba.iket on my desk was becoming
large.
Then my servant brought me In
some letters which had Just arrived
by post. 1 glanced at the envelopes
anxiously, fearing that either Emily
or her dear Canon Pyke had written
again. 1 was relieved to find that the
only real letter was addressed in
Edmund Troyte's
writing
Along
with It was a postcard. I begun with
Edmund Troyte.
He invited me to dine wltn him
that very evening.
“ You and 1,” he wrote, "nobody
else. I want to talk to you about
Norheys.”
I was gettmg a little tired of be­
ing talked to about Norheys. I ad­
mit that 1 am that young man's god­
father. hut that does not make me
responsible for all his actions. Lord
Edmund ought to be capable of look­
ing ufter Ids own nephew. Then It
occurred to me that If Edmund
Troyte went on worrying me I might
as well huve the satisfaction of wor­
rying him. I would tell him the story
of Emily’s curate and see how he
liked being consulted about business
which Is none of his. I telephoned
my acceptance of his invitation and
then went buck to the postcard.
It came from Janet Church and
announced that she hud got as far us
Berlin and meant to go further.
Janet was staying In the Adlon ho­
tel. The address reminded me of
Emily’s curate and a really brilliant
idea occurred to me. I would giva
her a little In return.
I wrote her a long letter in which
I explained that a really valuable
curate had disappeared, having been
last heard of at the Adlon hotel In
Berlin. I said that foul play was
suspected, which I am sure was true.
Emily evidently thought
that
the
young man hud gone off on a disrep­
utable spree, which would have been
foul play on his part. Canon‘ Pyke
feared that he had been decoyed Into
a den of infamy and there robbed—
foul play on the part of someone
else. I asked Janet to stay a few
days longer in Berlin to go Into the
matter thoroughly. It was just the
sort of thing she ought to do.
“ The curate's name,” I wrote, “has
unfortunately not been told me. But
that won't be any real obstacle.
There
cannot be
many English
curates at large in Berlin. I f you
find one at all, he'll probably be the
one we want. He lias a hearty man­
ner, Is full of energy and good spirits.
In all probability bis face Is round
and plump. My sister Emily Is most
anxious about him, so I ’m sure you’ll
do your best.”
Then I wrote to Emily.
“ I'm delighted to help In any way I
rnn In the good work of finding your
lost curate. I am dining with Edmund
Troyte this evening and Intend to put
the whole case before hint. You can
confidently count on everything pos­
sible being done. I have nlso writ­
ten to Janet Church, who Is in Ber­
lin. She Is Just the kind of woman
who will find a curate however care­
fully he is hidden— or, If your suspi­
cion is Justified, however carefully he
has hidden himself. It would he a
thousand pities If he were perma­
nently lost. But we need not antic­
ipate that. Give my kind regards to
the canon.”
CHAPTER VI
Troyte and I dined very comfort­
ably and, being wise men, talked
about nothing unpleasant until th«
business of eating was over. When
I had finished my second glass ol
port we went Into the library for
otir coffee. A servant put a small
table before us, set coffee, cognac
and cigarettes on It and then went
away.
I was just about to begin the tale
of Emily’s lost curate when Troyte
asked me an abrupt question.
“ Do you know where Norheys Is?”
“ At this hour,” I said, “ he’s gener­
ally in the Belvedere.”
The Belvedere is the theater In
which Miss Temple dances. Norheys,
unless he has some Important en­
gagement elsewhere, hangs about her
dressing room until her turn is over.
Then he drives her home.
“ lie's not at the Belvedere
to­
night,” said Troyte. “ In fact, he’s
not In town at all.”
“ He didn’t say anything to me
about going away,” I said, “ but then
1 haven't seen him for the last two
days.”
“ Nobody has seen him for the last
two days,” said Troyte. “ I wanted
to speak to him today and I tele­
phoned to his rooms. Ills man told
me that he went away the day be­
fore yesterday. He left no address,
so his letters aren't being forwarded.
I made Inquiries at his clubs, hut he
left no address at any of them. All
hi* man could tell me was that he
went off with two suitcase* and the
taxi man was ordered to take him to
Charing Cross.”
Well, In tha circumstance* It
do«* **«m a bit Important to
know whert la Norhaya. Has
ha *kipp«d out or «loped?
(T O B E
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