The Gate city journal., April 17, 1925, Image 2

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A class In experimental psychology
at the University of Chicago has
found that a rooster can count. Ker­
nels of corn were arranged in rows on
the floor, every third kernel being
tacked down. The rooster discovered
this and passed up the stationary
kernels. Then the third kernels were i
loosened and the rooster was set at
his task. He skipped them until his
foot struck one, when, with a chuckle, ,
he returned and ate ull the kernels.
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son of King George V, has prepured |
D E R C O R N S Rem ores Corns. C a l­ for a “rainy day,” such as the oust­
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Stata, ilia cos Chemical W orks, Fatchogiie, N. Y.
come a member of the famous Mer­
cers’ company, from which he can ob­
tain practically indefinite relief In the
s c h o o l o r rrn c iC N C Y
event of “old age or misfortune.”
A l l com m ercial branchea. C atalog free.
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Funds for such purposes were set
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aside years ago by members of the
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Cuticura Soap
F o g In ju riou s to Birds
Du»t V/.th
CuticuraTalcum
Fog affects the birds and beasts at
the London zoo to such an extent It
D e lic a t e ly M e d ic a te d
O f rie a s in f F ra fre n c e
lias been decided to install electric
lights to temper the dampness anil
darkness caused by the moistened
T ra g e d y
The smaller daughter of a certain haze and coal smoke that creeps Into
well-known actor hud seen and heard ull the cages when togs are at their
her father rehearsing a new part, and height.
after it was over she retired, greatly
P r e ttie r , T oo
Impressed, to the nursery. A little
In the howl with the growing bulbs
later her mother overheard her ap­
parently rehearsing a play she was use the large glass beads like those
used In klndergarters. You will find
Inventing as she went along.
“My loved one is ill. 1 must go to them a change from the ordinary
him!’’ There was a momentary pause. stones.
Then suddenly: “Plow It, lie’s dead.”
Knowing what to do and not being
In friendship we are willing to give allowed to do It, Is one of the thorns
along the pathway.
everything except enough of self.
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lated food waste, and reach all parts of the
body. The first results, headaches, bilious­
ness, a feeling of “heaviness”, etc., serve
as warnings of graver diseases to follow
if this intestinal poisoning continues un­
checked.
This is why intestinal specialists state
that constipation is the primary cause of
three-quarters of all illness, including the
gravest diseases of life.
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Physicians A dvise Lubrication
fo r In ternal Cleanliness
Medical science has found at last in lubri­
cation a means of overcoming constipa­
tion. The gentle lubricant, Nqjol, pene­
trates and softens the hard food waste,
and thus hastens its passage through and
out of the body. Thus, Nujol brings in­
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Nujol is not a medicine or laxative and
cannot gripe. Like pure water, it is harm­
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When the circus reached the small
I Vermont town the proprietor feared
j for awhile that his afternoon perform
I ance might lack Its chief feature. The
j 6tar of the aggregation was Zeno, the
Mexican knife thrower, answering In
I private life to the name of Hcnnessy
j T wice a day Zeno, dressed in gaudy
trappings, would enter the arena ac­
companied by his wife, a young, plump
and pretty woman in pink tiglita, and
followed by a roustabout bearing a
basketfull of long bowie-knives and
shining battleaxes. While the band
played an appropriate selection of
shivery music the young woman would
flatten herself against a background of
blue planking which had been erected
in the middle of the ring. There she
w'ould pose motionless, her arms out
stretched and her feet close together.
Then Zeno, stationing himself 40 feet
from her, would iling ids knives and
! axes at her, missing her each time by
I the narrowest of margins. Presently
her form would be completely outlined
by the deadly steel, but such was Ze­
no’s marvelous skill that she took no
hurt from the sharp blades which
pinned her fast.
But on tills day Mrs. Zeno had fallen
ill and, although the circus owner of­
fered a reward for some one who
would take her place, he could find no
volunteers among the members of his
staff. In this emergency the invalid’s
mother—who by the same token was
Zeno’s mother-in-law—and who trav-
! eled with the show in the capacity of
wardrobe mistress, stepped forward
and agreed to serve as an understudy
in order that the performance mighi
not be marred.
The hour came. Forth came Zeno,
1 wearing his professional scowl, slight­
ly enhanced. His mother-in-law, skin
; ny and homely, with her hair knotted
in a knob on her head and her daugh­
ter's fleshings hanging in loose folds
( upon her bony figure, followed him
closely.
She plastered herself Hal
j against the wooden background. Zeno
gave her a look seemingly fraught with
undying hate. He took up his longest,
sharpest bowie-knife. He tested Its
needle-like point upon his thumb. 11«?
poised it, aimed it, flung it.
i Like r Javelin It hurtled on Its
j hissing flight through the air. Strik
I Ing tip first a scant quarter of an inch
I from the lobe of the mother-in-law's
! left ear. It buried itself deep in the
tough oaken plnuking and stood there,
| the hilt quivering.
The puuse which ensued was broken
by the astonished voice of a lank na
! tlve sitting on the lowermost tier of
I blue seats industriously milking his
i whiskers:
“Wall, by Heck—he missed her!”
A F ifty -F ifty Proposition
plesso?» gd benefit.
Vse It yoar»#tf after
smoking or when
work drags. It* a -
gres! little ftexkencr /
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B ig B rid g e Q u ick ly Built
The second largest solid concrete
' arch bridge in the world—the Jack ’s
Run bridge at Pittsburgh, Pa.—was
completed recently In 244 working
days. It Is 325 feet long and 170 feet
high, and in size is second only to the
Cathleen Memorial bridge at Minne­
apolis, Minn.—Popular Science Month­
ly.
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—a dry powder in white and
tints. Packed in 5-pound
packages, ready for use by
mixing with cold or warm
water. Full directions on
every package- Apply with
an ordinary wall brush.
Suitable for all interior sur­
faces— plaster, wall board,
brick, cement, or canvas.
instead of-
Kalsom ine
orWall Paper
Ask your deal«? for A'abastine
colorcard or write Miss Ruby
Brandon, the Alabastine Com­
pany, Grand Rapids, Michigan.
The original of Peter Dunne's im­
mortal character, “Mr. Dooley,” kept
V e rtic a l.
a saloon in Chicago much frequented
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by newspaper men. He was a born
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wit, and in his way—and a very good
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M etallic rock
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way it was, too—n philosopher and a
5 — F n r t h
student of human nature in its varying
6 — F * c e p t lo n a l
aspects.
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Stron gh o ld
One wintry evening as he perched
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behind his bar in friendly con versa
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appendage
S h orta ge o f F o o d C rains
tion with two of his regular patrons
12 — - H o s t e l r y
There Is n shortage of 401,000,000
there entered u so-called journalist
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E A S E
I d a
whose reputation as a ready borrower bushels of wheat and 173,000.000
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(p an t
p erf.)
and a poor payer was more than city­ bushels of rye hi the world's crop this
wide.
yenr, according to the International In­
“Uncle John,” lie said briskly, ‘Tin stitute of Agriculture In Rome.
H O W TO S O LV E A CR OS S-W OR D P U Z Z L E
detailed to an out-of-town assignment
If your day is full nf duties think
and Pin a little short of cash—need
U h r n t h e e o r r e c t I c t t c r e n r e p l n c e d In t h e w h i t e n p n e e n t h l a p u x x le w i l l
some coin for traveling expenses. Slip of at least one recreation for relief.
■ p e l l w n r d n h o t h v e r t l c a l l y a n d h o r f c o n t n l l y . T h e f i r s t l e t t e r In e e «-h w u r d In
rne a tenspot, will you? I'll hand It
ln«ll«* n tt* d b j ■ n u m h e r , w h l c h r e f e r n t o t h e d e l t n l t l o n ll n t e d h r l n w t h e p u s s l e .
back to you sure on pay night along
T h u n N o . 1 u n i l e r t h e r o l i m n h e n d e d “ h o r l s o n f n l " d e f ln e n n w o r d n h l r h w i l l f lll
with the rest of the small loans I’ve
» h e w h ll« * s p a r e n u p t o t h e f i r s t h l a r k m i u n r e t o t h e r i g h t , a m l m n u m h e r u n d e r
“ t e r t l i ' n l " d e h n e n n w o r d w h ii* h w i l l f l l l t h e w h i t e « q u a r e k t o »h e n e x t b l a c k o n e
bad off of you lately.
h e l o w . N o l e t t e r n g n in th e b l a c k s p a r e « . A l l w n r d n u n e d a r e d l r f l n n a r v w o r d » ,
The old man's face gave no sign of
e x re p t p ro p e r nam en.
\ h h r r v l a f I n n n . « l a n g , I n i t i a l s . t e e h it l e e l t e r m s a n d o b s o ­
his real feelings. He lifted his broad
le t e f o r i n n a r e ln d li* a t i-d in t h e d e f l n l t l o n s .
i bulk, waddled to the damper, extract­ T W M W a
ed from the till a bill and without a
word passed it across the bar to the
promising man.
The latter, murmuring his thanks,
started to cram it In his pocket hoi
B, DON W. REI
took a second glance at the greenback. '
“Hold on here. Uncle John,” he said.
"I needed fen bones and this bill is 1
only n fiver.”
"That’s all right, ine son," said
Uncle Jo h n ; “it makes the thing come
out even.”
At least one hobby is demanded o!
"What do you mean, makes the
every car owner. Economy and com­
! thing come out even?”
mon sense demand that lubricating oil
“Why, five I lose and five, you lose.” be a motorist's hobby.
said Uncle John.
KsniMslsi Oil welcomes miles. It
smiles at heavy road duty. McnaMolor
Oil prolongs the life of any motor.
Make ManaMglor your motor hobby.
A R ad ical D ifference Noted
I t will pay you to use only MonaMotor.
A friend of mine has a friend who
Mon«M«rior Qj| Company
hat a friend who. according to h!a
Los Angeles, CaL
other two friends, went abroad while Ban Francisco, Cal.
j Victoria, the beloved, was still on ih«
’ throne of Great Britain.
In London one night the traveler saw
Madame Bernhardt play in "Anthong
and < leoputra.’’
The s«-ene came where Cleopatra re-
T hree Generations Find Beech-
• eives news of Mark Anthony * defeat
t m 'i Pills the O nly Remedy
T H E R IN G -E A R E D T IG E R E T T
at Actiiim. Bernhardt was at her host
**I Have i very weak sto m erh . end Beech*
as Egypt’s fiery queen that night. She
am '» Pitta are about the only laxative l can
tak e th at does t*ot neuoeare me.
T h e R ing E a re d T ig e r t t t , is th e H o tte n to t’s c h ie f pet;
, stabbed the unfortunate slave who had
” 1 have a loo found them beneficial to my
H « 's a beast w ith m an y v irtu e s to his e rs d it.
borne the tidings to her. stormed
ch ild ren ; one « H d r i h . w h o Inherited her
H s is nice, and tarns and c l t v t r . be it ra in or s h in y w e a th e r,
raved, frothed at the mouth, wrecked
m o th er'* weak stom ach T here m n o rem edy
I value ae m uch as B eet ham '» P l l k 1 have
T h oug h h it pedigree w o u ld shock you i f you read it.
some of the scenery in her frenzy and
tried othera w ithout aucceoa.”
finally, as the curtain tell. dmpi*»d in
Mra. A . Hum phrie». M ethuen . Maoa.
a
shuddering,
convulsive
heap.
Foe F R E E S A M P L E -w r ite
W h e n he clim b s up in a tree , it w o uld m ake you g rin to see
B F . A llen C o .. 4 1 7 C a n e ! S tre e t. N ew Y o rk
As
the
thunderous
applause
died
T h e w a y th is tough old codger goes to bed:
B u y fro m y o u r d n i u i i t in S f en d f e e b o xee
down, the American heard a middle-
W it h his r in g - lik t cars, som ehow, hs ju s t c irc le s a stout bough,
For - e m i tp e t i an, W k n m n i n ek h aa d n ek ts end
aged British matron in the ne* t seat
erke* dif rtm* a.fmmr« ta le
A nd he sleeps th s rs hanging s tra ig h t down fro m his head.
remarking to her neighUir in tones of
Miisfa« tlon
W h e n he w a k e n s in th e m o rn , hie «are are som etim es to rn .
“How different — how very dir»-r«*nt
W h ic h m akes t f it T ig e rs tt so an g ry th a t
from the home 4ife of our own tear
H s buys h im s e lf • S undae, and he w a its *1111 w eek fro m M on day,
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T h e n he ateats him s e lf th e Zoe P o lic em e n ’s h a t.
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hobby?
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