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TH E GATE CITY JO U R N A L , N Y SS A , OREGON. FARMER’S WIFE NEARLY STARVED ASPIRIN tm C * \ Name “ Bayer” on Genuine Mrs. Wilson’s Letter Should Be Read by All Women . v, 4 Mrs. Peterson Says She Was Afraid to Eat on Account of Trouble That Followed. A m rv v "I w eighed Ju st n h u n d re d a n d th re e p o u n d s w hen I b egan ta k in g T an lu c, T a k e A spirin only a s told in each b ia now I w eig h a h u n d re d a n d tw en p a c k a g e of g e n u in e B a y e r T a b le ts of ty -tw o p o u n d s,” d e c la re d M rs. Amy A sp irin . T h en you w ill be follow ing P e te rso n , th e w ife o f a p ro sp e ro u s th e d ire c tio n s an d d o sa g e w o rk ed o ut f a rm e r o f L ak ev ille, M ass., u su b u rb by p h y sic ia n s d u rin g 21 y e a rs, and o f N ew B e d fo rd . p ro v ed s a fe by m illions. T a k e no “ I h ud a c u te In d ig estio n ,” sh e said, ch a n c e s w ith su b s titu te s . I f you see “an d no one kn o w s how I suffered. th e Buy’e r C ro ss on ta b le ts , you can I h ud c ru m p in g p a in s In m y stom ach ta k e them w ith o u t f e a r fo r Colds, th a t w ere alm o st u n b e a ra b le ^ an d 1 H e a d a c h e , N e u ra lg ia , U heunm ttsm , su ffered no en d o f d is tr e s s from gas E a ra c h e , T o o th a ch e, L u m bago an d an d b lo a tin g . W hy, I w a s a c tu a lly fo r I’aln. H an d y tin boxes of tw elve s ta rv in g to k eep from b ein g in such ta b le ts cost few c en ts. D ru g g ists also aw fu l m isery , a n d I Jo st th irte e n sell la rg e r p ack ag e s. A sp irin Is th e p o u n d s in w eig h t. S o m etim es 1 w on tr a d e m ark of Iia y e r M a n u fa c tu re of d e r how I lived th ro u g h It all, an d 1 V h m o aceticn cid esto r o f S allcylicuciu. Ju s t th o u g h t th e re w a s no hope fo r , T h e C h aser. mo. I w a s r e s tle s s n ig h t a n d d ay and S en o ra I 'ila r S ered a, th e S p an ish w a s e a s ily ir rita te d , an d som e n ig h ts ' I sle p t so little it d id n ’t seem th a t I p a in te r, w its d efen d in g th e bnil tight a t a d in n e r in New York. h a d b een to bed a t all. "A n A m erican v isito r to M ad rid ,’ “B u t now I feel a s s tro n g an d w ell j a s if I h a d n e v e r b een sick a d ay in sh e sa id , “ left th e h u ll lig h t o n e a f m y life, a n d I Ju st know T u n la c is , te rn o o n hi d isg u st. “ ‘W h a t a fool an im al n h u ll i s ! ’ he th e b e s t m ed icin e in th e w orld. I h a v e n ’t a to u c h o f in d ig e stio n now, sa id . ‘It will sp e n d h o u rs c h a sin g a a n d ev ery tim e I sit dow n to th e ta b le 1 re d cloak ro u n d am i ro u n d th e ring.' I c a n ’t heli> b u t feel tlm n k fu i to ^ "A nd th en th e A m erican sa w a p a ir T a n la c . I h a v e n w o n d e rfu l a p p e tite o f flash in g b lack eyes, an d he sp e n t an d h a v e g a in e d h ack all my lost ! h o u rs elm slng it re d cloak ro u n d an d w eig h t an d six p o u n d s I e lid e s . I am ro u n d th e tow n." sim p ly o v erjo y ed to he fe» ling so well, an d I Ju s t p ra is e T a n la c ev ery w h ere I go.” T a n la c Is sold by le a d in g d ru g g ists Thousands of women have kidney and e v e ry w h e re .— A d v e rtise m e n t. bladder trouble and never suspect it. Women’s complaints often prove to be GIVE ILLUSION OF WINDOW nothing else but kidney trouble, or the result of kidney o r bladder disease. If the kidneys are not in a healthy C hicago M an's In g en io u s Idea fo r Im condition, they may cause the o ther or p ro v ing A p p e a ra n c e of Room W ith gans to become diseased. o u t O pen-A ir O u tlets. Pain in the back, headache, loss of am bition, nervousness, are often tim es symp A n e a t little illusion th a t gives to tom s of kidney trouble. Don’t delay starting treatm ent. Dr. a n In te rio r room w ith o u t a w indow th e a p p e a ra n c e o f h a v in g a couple of K ilm er’R Swamp-Root, a physician’s pre scription, obtained a t any drug store, may w in d o w s h a s g ro w n o u t o f th e hous be just th e remedy needed to overcome in g sh o rta g e . In one o f th e rem odeled such conditions. h o u se s th e o w n e r h a s h a d a w indow - Get a medium or large size bottle im f ra m e w ith g la s s in It s e t In th e w all. mediately from any drug store. However, if you wish first to test this T h e re is a sp a c e of a piece of stu d d in g great preparation send ten cents to Dr. a n d th e n a su g g e stio n o f a b lu e sky. K ilm er & C o., Binghamton. N. Y ., for a T u rta ftis a re h u n g o v er th e w indow sample bottle. W hen writing be sure and a n d a p a ir o f in sid e s h u tte r s p a rtly m ention th is paper. closed ad d to th e se ttin g . A p la n t In a sm a ll p o t r e s ts on th e w indow sill o u tsid e th e w indow . T h e w hole Is EMPRESS LOST HER AITCHES lig h ted by e le c tric ity , th e lam p being E u g en ie’s S tru g g le s W ith U n fa m ilia r o u t o f sig h t, o u tsid e an d above th e E nglish M ust H ave Been A m using w indow . to H er H e a re rs. T h e In d ire c t lig h tin g , th e w indow , th e flow er a n d th e c u rta in com bine to D r. E th e l S m yth, th e w ell-know n d e s tro y th e fe e lin g th a t you n re In co m p o ser, w ho w a s fo r 30 y e a r s an n room w ith no o u tle t to th e open a ir In tim a te frie n d of th e la te E m p ress an d a d d s a c h e e rfu ln e ss th a t could be E u g en ie, te lls th e follow ing am u sin g o b ta in e d in no o th e r w ay.—C h ica g o sto ry co n cern in g th e ir first m e e tin g : J o u rn a l. “T h e o ccasion I ant sp e a k in g of, w h en I firs t entne In to p e rso n a l con N eatly P u t. ta c t w ith h er, w a s a m e e t o f th e h a r A well-knoW n s ta te s m a n w a s p re s rie rs , w hich took place, a t h e r sp ecial e n t a t a d in n e r p a rty . At h is sid e sa t re q u e s t, a t F a rn b o ro u g h h a ll. S he a n old c o u n try g e n tle m a n . ca m e o u t onto th e g ra v e l sw eep In A co n ceited you n g m an sp e n t m ost f ro n t o f th e h ouse, a n d h e r m an n e r of h is tim e d u rin g th e meaJ In m ak in g w a s m ore g ra c io u s am i w in n in g th a n fu n of th is old g en tlem an . H e k e p t a n y m a n n e r I h ad p rev io u sly seen, on r e fe rr in g to him ns th e P h ilistin e . a s sh e bow ed rig h t a n d le ft to th e F in a lly th e old g e n tle m a n sa id a n a w e -stru c k field, sa y in g re p e a te d ly : g rily : “ I d o n ’t k n o w w h a t y o u m ean “ ‘P u t on y o u r 'a t s ; I p ra y you, p u t by c o n tin u o u sly re p e a tin g th a t w ord. on y o u r ‘tils.’ I re a lly c a n ’t th in k w h a t you m ean by "T h e m a s te r th e n w as p re se n te d , a P h ilistin e .” anrt »lie re a lly an d tr u ly did rem ark T h e sta te s m e n in te rru p te d . “ A to him — as, if you com e to th in k of P h ilis tin e ,” h e saW . “Is a m an w ho Is it, sh e n a tu r a lly w ould— ‘I 'ope th e an n o y ed by th e Jaw bone o f a n a s s .” ‘om u ls will find th e 'a r e n e a r th e ‘o u se .’ ”— C hicago A m erican. S le e p e rs In W reck S a fe st. He D idn’t R a te Much. A cco rd in g to one m edical a u th o rity , H e— “I t ’s my p rin c ip le n e v e r to k iss th e p a s se n g e rs w ho a r e a s le e p w hen a t r a in collision o c c u rs esc a p e m o st of a g irl.” She— “ You c a n ’t e x p e c t an y in te re st th e b ad effe cts o f sh a k in g a n d con cu ssio n . from me, th e n .”— W illiam s P u rp le Cow. SOME« HEED SWMP-ROOf \ T h o u sa n d s show you the way Increasing num bers of people who could not or should mot d rin k co ffee a n d w ho were on the lookout for som ething to take its p lace have found com plete satisfac tio n in I nstant F ostum P o stu m h a s a sm o o th , ric h fla v o r th a t m e e ts e v e ry re quirem ent o f a m e a l-tim e beverage, a n d it is free from a n y h a r m f u l e lem en ';. Economical-Made Quickly “There's a Reason Uàde by Postum Cereal Company,Inc. Battle Creek, M ichigan. From Grass to SYMPTOMS WOMEN DREAD Corn In Eighteen 3 — ¿ fe c ir S Rçtber/fl-Moul/on # 1 A ffe I m m . Z IT 7 7 IU R . J iU R B A N K . ï T z X o o j* '¡ t \ M i a tttt /s Y g tir s U . 9 7 W "C Q 7 V r 7 IIK only p la n t w hich botun i>*s h av e e v e r co n sid ered f t us an a n c e s to r of o u r p r e s e n t c u ltiv a te d v a rie tie s of m m aize Is th e w ild g rass, te o s ln te . T h ey h a v e long believed th a t th e p resen c e of In d ian corn o r m aize in A m erica re p re se n te d an ev olution b ro u g h t a b o u t by th e c ru d e p la n t-b re e d in g m ethod» of th e In d ia n s an d e x te n d in g tl rough u n to ld ce n tu rie s. L u th e r B u rb a n k , In o rd e r to ¡trove th e tr u th of tilts th e o ry , cu r ried th e p la n t th ro u g h e v o lu tio n s am i produced p e rfe c t e a r s of co rn In th e m ira cu lo u sly sh o rt p erio d o f 18 y ears. 7777T rz A rs ¿ T ïv ç 'z a rrT g T rT o r P u b lic an n o u n cem en t of th e e x p e ri th e ev o lu tio n w e ca n only c o n je c tu re , larg e, f a t k e rn e ls. T e o sln te seed s m ent, w hich h a s been p ro c e e d in g fo r w hen th e w h ite s e ttle r s cam e to h av e a lw a y s a flln t-llk e ch ltin o u s cov q u ietly a t Mr. B u rb a n k ’s e x p e rim e n ta l A m erica they found not th e tin y w ild erin g . B ut a t th e en d of n few y e a rs fa rm In C a lifo rn ia sin c e V.K13, an d teo sln te, h u t In d ia n corn, o r nuilze. Mr. B u rb an k fo u n d an o ccasio n al k e r w hich c o n s titu te s one o f th e m o st no b e a rin g 8-Inch e a rs w ith 14 ro w s of nel Hint h ad em erg ed fro m Its co v er ta b le a c h ie v e m e n ts of th e p la n t w iz Im proved k e rn e ls to th e e a r —n a tu r e ’s ing, an d by b re e d in g on ly th e se k e r a r d 's life, h a s Ju st .been m ade. resp o n se to th e sim p le p la n t-b re e d in g nels, th e c h ltin o u s co v erin g In tim e It w as th e sa v ag e In d ian , sa y s Mr. m eth o d s of th e sav ag e. It Is not even becam e o nly a re m n a n t a t th e b ase B u rb an k , w ho g av e us, h e re In A m er know n how long th e In d ia n s h ad been of th e k e rn e ls a n d fin ally d isa p p e a re d ica, th e m ost Im p o rtan t cro p w e have. c u ltiv a tin g th is Im proved corn. T h a t a lto g e th e r. T h e e a r s of corn w hich It w as th e Indian w ho found th e w ild it w ns long b efo re th e a p p e a ra n c e of h e p ro d u ced ut th e end of 18 y e a rs g rass, te o sln te , co v erin g th e p la in s | E u ro p ean s, h o w ev er, Is e v id e n t not w ore equnl In ev ery re sp e c t to th o se a n d developed It In to corn. Or, to | o nly fro m Its e a rly an d w id esp rea d w hich th e In d ian s, w ith th e ir u n tu rn It th e o th e r w ay a ro u n d , it w ns c u ltiv a tio n by trib e s of th e a re a now sk illed effo rts, had p ro d u ced a f te r the* d e s ire of th e In d ian fo r a food em b raced in th e U n ited S ta te s, hut m an y c e n tu rie s o f p a tie n t toll, an d p la n t like th is th a t led th e te o s ln te fro m thy fa c t th a t in d icatio n s of Its w hich th ey w ere c u ltiv a tin g nt th e g ra ss, by g ra d u a l a d a p ta tio n , t t pro- ! c u ltiv a tio n n re fo u n d In m o u n d s anil tim e th e w h ite m nn first came to d u c e m aize. On M r. B u rb a n k 's farm 111 th e an cien t pu eb lo ru in s an d cliff tills co u n try . T o th e w h ite m an Is th e r e grow s, to d ay , th is sa m e te o sln te d w ellin g s. d u e th e su p e rio r v a rie tie s of corn w hich th e In d ian fou n d . It h e a rs In 1770. d u rin g th e R e v o lu tio n , Oen- w h ich nre grow n to d ay . tin y e a r s w ith tw o row s o f co rn like e ra l S u lliv an led th e fam o u s p u n itiv e D u rin g h is e x p e rim e n ts w ith k e rn e ls, on u eoh th e th ic k n e s s of e x p ed itio n a g a in s t th e Iro q u o is (F iv e te o sln te , M r. B u rb a n k not only a lead p en cil, am i from tw o to four N a tio n s) In c e n tra l N ew Y ork. H is ch an g ed th e p la n t Into corn, h u t In Inches long—slig h tly less In len g th m ission w ns to d e s tro y th e v illa g e s c id e n ta lly p ro d u ced one o f th e m o st th a n an a v e ra g e head of w heat. an d c ro p s o f th e In d ia n s. T h e Iro | p ro d u c tiv e fo d d e r p la n ts on e a rth , F rom Its e a r lie r s ta g e o f “ pod” q u o is lived In fixed h a b ita tio n s an d a n d e x te n d e d th e In tltu d e in w hich It corn. In w hich each k ern el w as e n h a d th o u sa n d s of a c r e s o f co rn an d | ca n b e p ro fitab ly g row n n e n rly o r cased ill a s e p a ra te s h e a th n r husk like o rc h a rd s, an d It w ns good co rn an d q u ite a th o u sa n d m iles f a r t h e r n o rth w h e a t, te o s ln te re p re se n te d , no doubt, well c u ltiv a te d , w ith p u m p k in s b e a n d so u th . H e re to fo re , all te o s ln te a h a rd -fo u g h t su rv iv a l an d a d a p ta tio n tw een th e rows. h ad to be ra ise d In so u th e rn F lo rid a lik e th a t of th e flow ering violet. And N o w ad ay s th e a n n u a l co rn cro p of o r so m e tro p ic al clim ate, b u t Mr. B ur- w hen th e In d ia n s cam e in to Its e n th e w o rld —a n d it Is g row n front C a n Im nk's Im proved v a rie tie s, dev elo p ed v iro n m e n t It resp o n d ed to th e ir Influ ad a to th e A rg e n tin e re p u b lic a n d j us a re su lt o f h is sc ien tific p la n t en c e us th e p an sy resp o n d ed to enre In p a r ts of E uriqie. A sia. A frica an d | b reed in g , will p ro d u ce, even In th e an d c u ltiv a tio n In Its new d o o ry aril A u s tr a lia —a m o u n ts to a p p ro x im a te ly n o rth e rn s ta te s , 50 tim es n s m uch fo d hom e. th re e b illion b u sh els, th r e e -q u a rte r s d e r r.s th e com m only c u ltiv a te d W h ere te o s ln te had fo rm e rly relied o f w h ich Is g row n In th e U n ited te o s ln te of th e S ou th , a n d 50 tim es upon th e fro s ts to loosen u p tie 1 S ta te s , w h ere It ex cee d s in v a lu e th e th e am o u n t of g rain . g ro u n d fo r th e seed. It found In the co m b in ed w h eat a n d co tto n crops, or M r. B u rb a n k 's e x p e rim e n t w ith In d ian a frie n d w ho c ru d e ly b u t cfl ac a p p ro x im a te ly fo u r billion d o llars. , te o s ln te Is a s trik in g ex am p le o f th e tiv ely s c ra tc h e d th e soil an d d o n ’ ed I t m u st b e rem em b ered , too, th a t th e ch an ce fo r Its bahy p la n t to grow. b etw een th e o rig in a l w ild g ra ss a n d f a r t th a t th e p la n t b re e d e r, sim p ly by W h ere It h a d been choked by p lan t th e co rn w hich th e w h ite m en fo u n d Ink in g th e v a ria tio n s w h ich n a tu r e enem ies, an d s ta rv e d fo r n lr a n d sun- th e In d ia n c u ltiv a tin g h ere, th e re « a s g ives him , can effect w o n d erfu l Im lig h t by w eeds. It found In th e In d ian u n d o u b te d ly a v ery long perio d of th e p ro v e m e n ts In h e r p la n ts ; an d , by a frie n d w ho c u t dow n an d k ep t oft so-called “ ¡>od” corn, in w hich encli u rg in g ' n a tu r e Into new v a ria tio n s Its c o m p e tito rs. W h ere It Imd been k ern el w as en clo sed in a sh e a th . W hen i th ro u g h cro ss b reed in g , can c re a te d e stro y e d by tlie a n im a ls b efo re Its It Is co n sid ered th a t th e e lim in a tio n n t will an Infinite n u m b e r o f n ew m a tu rity , It found th e selfish p ro tec of th is s h e a th In Itse lf u n q u e stio n a b ly co m b in atio n s o r c h a r a c te r is tic s from tio n o f th e sa v a g e s a s g ra te fu l as re q u ire d inuny c e n tu rie s, gome bleu w hich to select. th o u g h It hud been in sp ire d by a l m ay b e g ain ed of th e p ro b ab le to tal tru is m . len g th o f tim e n e c e ssa ry to d ev elo p S co tlan d ’s G ray Scats. P la n te d In p atch es. In stead o f s tr u g te o s ln te Into th e p e rfe c te d e u r o f Along th e w e ste rn se a b o a rd of S co t g lin g h e re a n d th e re ns b est It could COJJI. lan d th e tw o m oat In te re s tin g an im a ls b efo re , th e te o s ln te g ra s s found Its It w a s n a tu r e 's sch em e o f p ro d u c a r e th a red d e e r an d th e A tlu n tlc seal. m u ltip lic a tio n problem m nde e asier ing v a ria tio n s — h e r a p p a re n tly u n a l T h ey a r e both to be fo u n d peopling th ro u g h th e m u ltitu d e of pollen g rain s te ra b le «III to c r e a te no d u p lic a te s— th e w estern h ig h lan d — th e s ta g w ith now flo atin g th ro u g h th e a tr. Anil so, th a t o p en ed up to Mr. B u rb a n k b is h is hom e on th e sea g ir t hills, tlia seal by alow d egrees, It resp o n d ed In Its o p p o rtu n ity to c a rry fo rw a rd th e ev o In h a b itin g th e reek y Isfets w h ere th e new en v iro n m en t by h e a rin g m ore lu tio n of te o s ln te In to co rn In a com p o n d ero u s ret ¡era th u n d e r I d m a je s tic a n d b ig g er seed. As th e seed k ern els p a ra tiv e ly few seaso n s. In h is e x p e ri l fo rce e v e r th e sm ooth w orn rocks. A In cre ased In num ber* an d In size, the m ent* w ith th e p la n t he p ro d u ced m o re w ild co u n try It Is, w h ere th e g re a t At cob th a t b o re them g rew In length. th a n te n th o u sa n d sp ecim en s on h is la n tic atortria ru sh a c ro ss th e H eb ri F ro m fwo, th e row s o f k e rn e ls In g ro n u d s. A m ong th e s e th o u sa n d s he des. an d fo r w eek s oo end d u rin g th e c re a se d to fo u r, to six , to eig h t, to found som e o ffsp rin g w hich w ere a n -easo n of w in te r th e r e Is sc a rc e a fo u rte e n . H e re sg a ln th e selfish m o Im p ro v em en t e v e r th e p a re n t p la n ts. [ b re a th in g sp ace betw een th e tem p ests. tlveo of th e sa v a g e s se rv ed to help It w a s th en sim ply a m u tte r o f con No s u r f Is loo heavy, n o sea n o r sto rm th e p la n t in Its a d a p ta tio n — f o r only tin u e d an d In ten siv e a p p lic a tio n o f too fu rio u s, fo r th e g ray seal. It* less th e la rg e s t e a r s a n d th o se w ith the sc ien tific m eth o d s of selectio n , fro m e r re la tiv e , th e b row n o r com m on seal, b e st k e rn e ls w ere saved fo r seed. So, seaso n to seaso n , u n til th e final re su lt ra re ly v e n tu re s f a r Into th e o cean — u n d e r c u ltiv a tio n , th e w ild g ra s s at w as ach iev ed . 1 Its h a u n ts a re th e sea locha an d coni- m o st d isa p p e a re d , a n d In Its place T e o sln te h a s no rach l* o r cob lik e 1 P iiratlv ely sh e lte re d w aters, h u t h ere th e r e cam e, th ro u g h a d a p ta tio n , the o th e r g ra in s, but one k ern el Is p iled th e g ray seal does not com e. It* Joy tr a n s fo rm e d In d ian corn. on th e n e x t below , th e k ern els, w hen l* to feel th e s « l r l s of th e tld e-rlp , o r T h is, In b rief, su m m a riz e s Mr. Bur- ripe, fa llin g a p u rt. By a g ra d u a l evo tlie b a ttle w ith Its * u r f ; d iv in g sw iftly h a n k ’s th e o ry o f th e o rig in a l evolu lu tio n a rach l* an d e v e n tu a lly a flat , b e n e a th th e la rg e r w a v e s ; tr e a tin g th e tio n o f te o s ln te Into corn. 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