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THE GATE CITY JOURNAL. N Y88A, OREGON MISS LIEUTENANT NOW HERE That Gift AMERICAN You muit give suggest*. at one«, sparkling Jewelry, shining silver, pretty bracelets, pins, dependable watches, pendants. Buy them here. Our reasonable prices ease the way. BOYD PARK «C opy fu r i n i s D e p a rtm e n t S upplied N a tio n a l H e a d q u a rte rs o f tA« A m e r ic a n L e f io n .) JE W E LE LERS RS y * . »a m PAJUt BLOG 10« MAIN STRUT ............................. VOCATIONAL PLAN G E T S 0. K. National Headquarters Receives Many Expressions of Approval of the W e r k Accomplished. g ft 'H .II.K . I.IIH . H A IL US T O U R F I L M S FO\\:V£m * t PRINTING ' DC V t lO P I N C A M O ENLARCINC * OUALirv w on« o n ly POINTS Y u 9 ’ W l PAY SrET'JdM POSTAGE ARM INTYRt DRUG CO. • O C O E N . UTAH - WANTED— PLASTERERS AND ELECTRICIANS U n ion w a g e s. O p e n s h o p c o n d it io n « . E ig h t-h ou r d a y . A p p ly o r w r it e to 3 0 2 Kearns Building. Salt Lake Citj N E E D E D A THOROUGH SO U SIN G Evil Spirit of Hackman Could Not Be Exorcised Except by Most Strin. gent Methods. Doctor Brown, s negro evangelist, was a firm believer In the ancient cus tom of river baptism, and converts whom he baptized in this manner sel dom forgot It. A few years ago he held a christening In ■ New Jersey town on the banks of the Delaware river, where a dozen or more converts were assembled, awaiting their turns to be Immersed. Among them was a hacktnan. who evinced a lively Inter est In the ceremony. "W hy does the good doctor." he ssked of t fellow convert, ‘‘duck some of them folks two times an' others more ?'' “ He ducks 'em once.” erplalned hla friend, “ for every new name they're goin’ to have.” “ Is that possible?” the haekman re plied. “ I was goln" to call myself Thomas Jefferson Lincoln Anderson, but I guess T om ' will be Trout long 'null.“ This conversation was overheard by the sharp ears of Doctor Brown, who Anally beckoned the haekman to come forward. “ To‘ name, please?" he Inquired In a deep bass voice. “ Jets baptize me T om ,’ that's ’nuff.” the candidate replied, aa the evangel ist, taking him none too gently by the neck, piloted him far out Into the etream. where he ducked him not once hut half a dozen times with such ra pidity and vigor that a few minutes later the haekman found himself on the shore, coughing, sputtering and Aghtlng for breath. The ceremony was seon ever, and when he had recovered his strength he made his way to the side of Doctor Brown. "W hat fo' you duck me that way?” he demanded In aggrieved tones. “ 1 come here to he baptized, not to be drowned.” “ My good man,” replied Doctor Brown, "you was so Ailed With the devil I had to use a powerful lot of water to wash him out of yo’ system." One Good Time. I think my most embarrassing mo ment took piece one lovely night last summer. I was engaged to be mar- pled and decided to have one good time with an old friend of mine. I can celed my Intended husband's date, complaining of a sick headache, and went out Joy riding. I erplalned the circumstances to my friend, so we de cided to go to a bathing heach some distance away to take a plunge in the lake. We were having a grand and glorious time swimming and diving when lo ! who should stand on the pier but my future husband. Ton can Imagine m.v agony when my friend called to me. “ Say. May. dive with me ones m ore; then we'll have lunch."— Exchange. When Man Weighs Nothing Prof. Edward V Huntington of Har vard university showed by an elabo rate mass of Agures printed In Science that a man on a train moving along the equator westward at 1*700 miles an hour, or eastward at 18.700 miles an hour would weigh nothing, as meas ured by an observer on the train. Taking Chinees Census. The Inhabitants o f China are counh ed every year In ■ curious manner. The eldest master of every t - j houses has to count the families and make a list, which Is sent to the Imperial tax- house. by Remarkable tributes to the success of -Le American Legion's plan of oo- y, operation w i t h the F e d e r a l Board for Voca- cational Educa tion to bring about Immediate a d m I s s I on to training, at gov ernment expense, of thousands of disabled former service men, have b e e n re ceived at nation al headquarters G. J. MURPHY. of the , ^ i0Q Head of Service slnce the ,naug. Division. uratlon Qf , he system was announced a few weeks ago. Probably the most significant In stance of efficiency under the new ar rangement comes from Oshkosh. WIs. | Oshkosh post. No. 70. located 80 me t who had put in claims for training, but had been unable to obtain a decision on their cases. The post got these j nen together and notified the district iffice of the board at Chicago, which sent a “ flying squadron” o f trouble I men to Oshkosh. Everyone of the 80 | cases was cleaned up at once. It Is the Intention o f the Legion. | through Its national vocational officer • t Indianapolis, and co-operating Le gionnaires In every department and community throughout the country, to see that this same system Is put Into un'versal practice until the last red tai>e entanglement Is Awept from the path o f every crippled veteran, wheth er a member o f the Legion or not. who Is entitled to training under the provisions o f the vocation rehabilita tion act. Since the Legion took up this work In Michigan, a total of 2.500 cases have been settled by the Legion and the fed eral board, working together. Confer ences have been held In 15 districts of the state and Legion men. accom panied by representatives o f the board. ! met vocational officers o f the local | poets and sought out the men whose j cases had not been acted upon. In New Jersey, the Legion and fed eral board have offices in the same ' building, and through co-operation the board Is brought In touch with every man who has a claim, with the result that Immediate action Is bring ob tained In practically e-ery Instance. Four district conferences have been | held in Ohio and arrangements have been made to have "flying squadrons" visit the posts as fast as men having I claims can be located and gotten to- j get her. In Ctah. the Legion is Interviewing every ex-service man in the state with reference to any claim he may have. As soon as such a man is located, Ms case Is taken up and settled immedi ately. In Wisconsin arrangements have ' been made to hold a vocational confer ence us a part of the state convention of the Legion at Green Bay. as I u final determined effort to wind up any and all cases that may still be pending at that time. Similar reports, all attesting great success for the co-operative plan have come in from California, Arkansas and Alabama. G IR L W HO H A S T R IC K M E M O R Y Miss Tillie Turk Knows Names and Addresses of Scores of the Le gion Boys. There is a young woman In New *ork who know* “ by heart" the names and addresses of more mere men she has never seen and n*ho ^ qpr m m are members of the American Legion than any- one |n America. Her trick n**m- -A ory is one of the , fc lr a K k . th a t enn- hi.-s h.-r h..1 .1 down the respon sible position of head o f rlie mailing department o f the American Legion Weekly, the Legion's official magazine. Her name Is Miss Ttllle Turk and her address. as stated. 1« New York City. Fooled the Recruiting Officer Omar Miller, a memtier of the Wy oming (III.) post o f the American Le gion. has a good claim to bring the youngest "goh" Iti the American naval establishment during the war. accord ing to a recent issue o f The American Legion Weekly. "H e enlisted." says the official Legion publication. “ July 6. 1918, soon after hi» fourteenth birth day. fooling the recruiting officer hy Actions That Count Let us. If we must have great ac putting on his » - t pair o f long troas- tions. make our own to. All action Is ers the day he signed up. He served o f Infinite elasticity, and the least ad on board the New Jersey. HI* fsther mits o f being Inflated with cel es la I Dr. Herbert Miller, served four years •lr until K eclipses the sun tod the hi the medlcai department o f the First Illinois e sv tlry .' Avoid Collision«. Don't collide with anything The man at the helm must know how to steer away from obstruction« and avoid •boats If he would successfully make the ports and havens adown the stream way of Ilf* —Humphrey J Des mond. CASTORIA Assimilated Rank Won far Msmbsrt of Army Nuros Corps Aftsr Long Fight. There win be female officers la the American army hereafter. The army nurse has won her fight for recogni tion. Salted carefully‘kway In a safe cor ner o f army reorganization legislation a a passed by both branches o f congress Is a neat little section conferring the "assimilated rank” o f major, captain, and first and second lieutenant on members of the Army Nurse corps. The superintendent Is to have the rank o f major, the assistant superintendent, director and assistant directors the rank of captain, the chief nurses the rank o f first lieutenant, and other nurses are to be second lieutenants. Officially speaking, a person holding assimilated rank Is one who exercises limited authority o f that rank under certain conditions, but does not enjoy the full privileges o f the rank. It lacks several of the elements o f absolute rank. It does not call for a commis sion and It does not carry the pay. al lowances or the emoluments o f one. It makes no attempt to confer the power o f command Incident to a line officer o f similar grade. The only incident» of absolute rank conferred are: 1. The dignity Incident to the name of the rank. 2. The right to wear the Insignia thereof. 3. The eligibility to exercise author ity within the limits set forth in the law. which are as follow s: "A s re gards medical and sanitary matters and all work In the line o f their du ties. they shall have and shall be re garded as having authority In and about military hospitals next after the medical officers of the army.” The movement for rank for army nurses began with America's entry into the great war. A series o f hearings on the proposition were held before the house committee on military af fairs on April 16. April 20 and June 7. 1913. Nothing Immediately resulted, but the nurses maintained an active bureau In Washington, headed by Mrs. Helen Hoy Greeley, a New York law yer. When the war was ended and Hrmy reorganization was plainly Im minent, they stepped In and won. More than 10,000 army nurses saw overseas service during the war. All were graduate nurses recruited largely through the American Red Cross nurs ing service. Army nurses were among the first to represent America on the other side. BU SY CO UNTING NEW SHEEP RAISING IS PICTURED Film Shews Treatment of Fleck e* Culling Time In Fall and en to Selling e f Lambs. There are two reasons why It will be impossible for some time to an nounce the total, of new members ob tained in the Legion's receut member ship push. The first Is the inevitable lapse o f time necessary to get Individ uni figures from nearly ten thousand Legion posts In all parts o f the coun try—and In some parts of other coun tries. The second Is the fact that, while the push closed officially on May 22. the enthusiasm accumulated and concentrated on that week o f effort has spilled over the edges and gone right on effervescing. The full story o f the push— the meth ods used, all the way from somebody’s Ingenious Idea to everybody’s solid hard work—can perhaps never be told Governors o f more than thirty states gave whole-hearted endorsement to the push, and the resulting publicity was of immense value in directing at tention to the Legion's effort. Gov ernor John H. Bartlett of New Hanip shire, for Instance. issued,a proclama tion. exactly as on Thanksgiving. “ In one sense," rends the proclamation “ this Is an exclusive affair, as in the nation only four million, and In New Hampshire only eighteen thousand men and women are eligible for mem bership. Yet In a wider sense, the •pu-h.’ as It Is designated, carries a powerful appeal to all Americans who cherish our national traditions." Visit Hospital Buddies. Fremont Post. Palo Alto. Cal- has been carrying the benefits o f the Le gion to Invalid comrades at the nearby government hospital In various ways. After warming the wires last February and getting a full-time representative o f the W. R. I. bureau and steno grapher on the Job to clear up old compensation claims, the post has turned Its attention to Sunday visits Every Sunday rooming, fifteen leg ion naires from Palo Alto anti Stanford university are called on as their names turn up on the roster, to enjoy a two- mile hike to the hospital, where they spend the forenoon In the wants, swap ping stories and doing friendly littlo Jobs. He Wen. O. D. (belligerently)— Put out fhat candle in that tent. (No action). O. D. (still more belligerently)— I’ll give you ten second* to put out thsl candle. (Light vanishes immediately). Voice from inside— Ah. bah! I beat cha to 1L Mothers Know That Genuine Castoria A motion picture film dealing with sheep oa the farm has recently been completed by the film laboratories of the I'nited States department o f agri culture In co-operation with the bu reau o f animal Industry. The film Is now available for use by county j agents, county or state sheep-bree<> ers’ association, agricultural colleges, and other department or co-operative workers or agencies. The film Is la three sections and four reels. About 45 minutes Is re quired for the showing o f the whole production. The subject treated In the first and second reel Is a year with the flock on the farm, beginning In the fall at the time that the ewe flock should be culled prior to breeding, and carrying It on through until the lambs are sold. Each seasonal practice Is brought oat and educational points are featured. The third reel deals with the co-opera tive marketing o f wool and lambs, and the fourth reel with the slaughtering o f a mutton sheep, dressing the car cass, and then cutting It up for meat consumption. M E A T S U P P L IE S FOR : i ; ì neither Opium. Morphine 0 M iit e r Ä T X A H C O T ic S n nnd F e v e r* * ! For Over Thirty Years L O S S O F SLEEH t lyenHin j m ^ f rQminlgfanCy facsimile Si<n*2 Lof N E W YO RJG Greater Portion ef Pork Products Used by Farmers Are Produced on Home Farm. Nearly two-thirds of the meat eaten on the farm is pork, the average farm consumption o f pork being over 500 pounds per family. The greater por tion o f the pork products used by farmers are produced on the home farm. A small number o f pigs can t be raised cheaply, says the United States department o f agriculture. Kitchen and garden wastes, and some times dairy by-products, are available for feed. The farmer usually kills the hogs and dresses them on his own Always Bears the Signature of U r i F A M IL Y I Exact Copy of Wrapper. CASTORIA T H E C E N T A L ) C O M P A N Y . N E W YORK CITY. Catarrh is a Real Enemy and Requires Vigorous Treatment Throw these makeshift remedies to the winds, and get on the right treatment. Get a bottle of S. S. and begin a treatment that has been praised by sufferers for half a century. S. S. S. gets right at the source o f Catarrh, and forces from the blotd the germs which cause the disease. Special medical advice regarding your own case free. A d dress Medica! Director, 106 Swrift Laboratory, Atlanta, Ga. Do Not Neglect It. When you use sprays, atomizers and douches for your Catarrh, you may succeed in unstopping the choked-up air passages for the time being, but this annoying con dition returns, and you have to do the same thing over and over again. Catarrh has never yet been cured by these local applications. Have you ever experienced any real benefit from such treatment? Time of Great Danger. “ 'hen any o f the four pillars of As Example of Perfect Freedom From government are mainly shaken or weakened— which are religion. Justice, Care, Colored 3oy Would Be counsel and treasure— men need to Hard to Beat. pray for fair w eather— Bacon. H IS D E ST IN A T IO N NO OBJECT N O SES Recent Membership "Push” Will Re quire Time to Decide Total of New Faces Added. F or Infants and Children. Sitting in the rear end of a day coach on a Jerkwater road in Texas, thy end o f the car being a smoker for white passengers and the front end being reserved for the accouimoda- tlon of colored persons. I— looking through the open door of the dividing partition— saw the conductor stop in the aisle alongside a half-grown negro boy who had hoarded the coach at a flag s t a t io n . “ I ain’t got no ticket, cap'll." I heard Berkshire Barrow. the darky say. So saying, he hauled a place. The hog furnishes a good va handful o f silver dollars out of a riety of meat and also lard. The pocket and extended the hand. Its smoke house, a common Improvement palm covered with coins. on the farm, provides a convenient “ Well. then, where do you want to way for curing pork. go?" n«ked the conductor. “Cap'n. It don't make no difference." S H E E P B U S IN E S S P R O F IT A B L E quoth the hoy. “ Jes' you tells me. please, snh. when dls yere money is Study Being Made of Specialized done ridden up an' den I'll git off effen I Ink de looks o f do place, an' Raising With Complete Reliance effen I don't lak It I'll give you some on Forage Crops. m o ' money an' keep op a-rldln'.” — Results of a farm sheep experiment Irvin S. Cobh In the Saturday Evening reported by the United States depart Tost. ment o f agriculture show clearly the possibility o f a profitable sheep-raising Too Good to Work. business upon eastern lands. At the A tall ancestral d ock stood upon the government farm. Beltsville. Md.. a mantelpiece In a Southern home, study Is being made o f specialized In faithful to Its duty. It had run unin tensive sheep raising with complete terruptedly for years. On a holiday reliance upon forage crops for sum occasion the maid, an old-time negro, mer pasturage. decorating the house with holly and In 1916 a 30-a ere area did not pro mistletoe, furnished the clock with a duce forage enough to feed satisfac particularly brilliant wreath, and as torily 44 Southdown ewes tnd 33 she said, dressed It up for the occa lambs. This field Is now capable of sion. The next morning when she furnishing sufficient summer feed for came to work, the faithful old clock 100 ewes with their lambs. The Im had stopped. provement Is due In part to the appli She stood before It. arms akitnho. cation o f manures, lime, and phos and apostrophized It: "I knowed you phate*. but chiefly to the fact that legu- | was going to stop, c lo ck ! You is just mtnous crops were largely used and like a nigger—no sooner 'n you gets all crops were fed upon the ground. all dressed up. you think you is too Under the system followed forage good to work.” crops are seeded In rotation and the I sheep are allowed such frequent Black, green, brown and white am changes of pasture as are necessary ber. as well as the yellow variety, is to prevent troubles from parasites. sometimes found. A GOT H IS SEATS. ALL ______________ 8 Practically all range-bred lambs are : docked and castrated. • • • Hogs on posture are not so liable to be troubled with intestinal worms and •re usually In a thrifty condition. • • I Horses' teeth demand an examlna- tion at least once a year. As the horse gets some age. his teeth need rasping oftener. • • • The success o f the hog business hinges on the fact that the most eco nomical gains are made when the pig la In a growing condition. Stickler to r Detail*. “ You two will remain lo r e .' directed the lleu'enanL "W e heve reason to believe thl* trench Is meted. If th en Is an explosion you will blow a v h l » The calf tie. when ahont "Yea.slr." agreed the downtrodden • good Idea buck. “Do we blew It going up w oats, barley coming down?” 1 bran. will start So eat grab two weeka old and It It to start out with groum' or com meal and wheat RIG H T ------------- Under the Circumstances. Many Will Think Bell-Ringer Was Moderate : in His Demands. I ; One of the annoyance* o f the u®n- ager o f a show is the “ free list” in *»'all towns, and It is bis duty to look over the list when he arrives and do Edward Ar the necessary rutting nold o f “ The Storm'' company, tells of a manager of his company in the Middle West, who found two scats allotted to the "bell-ringer." asked the house manager why. end was intro duced to the roan. “ Why two seats?" he said. "There'« a curfew in (his town." he said. "I am the bell-ringer. If l get the seats the bell gets a couple of light taps. If I don’t It rings an hour.” "W here Is the bell?" “ Next door." He got the scats.— New York Post. A Helping Hand. A very shy young farmer was court ing a serious-minded young woman who was not averse to him or to mar riage. hut she found herself after a long period of silent courtship no near er the goal than ev er: the young man could not summon up courage to speak. One night, as they sat together—in dead silence, o f course— In her fath er's parlor, she decided that the hour and the man had come. "George," she said in h»r most seri ous tone>. "George, if you love me and don't like to say so. you may squeeze my hand." ? * » » » » » » » » » » » » ”' | LIVE STOCK NOTES $ 5 Cuticura Comforts Baby's Skin When rod. Amgh ami Itching with Bat | baths o f Cuticura Snap and touches of Cuticura Ointment. Also make • “ I now and then o f that exquisitely scent- | *?d dusting powder, Cuticqra Talcum, i " ne °I the indispensable t utlcura i Trio. Adv. .. . Food For A July Mornino -—and every morning when the thought of health enters Into the m eal tim e preparation — Grape-Nuts This easily digested fo o d n e e d s no sugar, yet It has a most pleastmf sweet flavor, and is fUIl o f the sound o o o d - n ess o f wheat and malted barley "Theres a Reason"