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GEST and FINI . b tta NORTHWEST1; nam P OF M mriMicLi I : CLEANSKIDNEÏS & MART CPAHAM ßONNER Eric V . H « « « . D O G S' P A R T Y . $ 2 Up¡ «f A «trie»’» Eioftim al M k C f l A b so lu tely N ear Both otel Hoyt S i , (h «nd H oy» St».. P o r t lu d , O ro. Renovated & Decorated LO U HIMES, M anager, 76c to |2. SP E C IA L —W eek or M onth FO RD C A R S Every F ord Car should carry on e e x tra tire it save c h a n g in g on th e road. T H E T W I N R IM t and re a r w h eel. A pplied in 5 min- tim«\ clothes, tem p er and religion. Sent parcel p o st prepaid, upon re- VULCANIZING #0», " T he Tire Shop." side s t., Portland. Oregon f i n Veal, Pork, Beef, 11 V * Poultry, Butter, Eft» and Farm Produce old Reliable Kverdlnff house w ith a F. M. CRONKHITE rent S treet P ortlan d. O regon W e A re B u y ers o f logs, Hides, Poultry, Eggs, j , ihipm ents to u s w ill b rio « to yo u r e t u r n , a n d beat poaaibla p r ic e ,. “ E FOR SH IPPIN G T A G S . Y PRODUCE COMPANY, ’’Bow-wow," said I'at, the Dog. “Bow-wow," burked Gyp, another Dog. "I am wagging my tell," said Pat. “I would like so much to play with you." “And I um shaking my paw at you," said Qyp. “I would like to play with you just a« much as you would like to play with me.” “Good-good-good,” barked Pat. And Oyp danced around very hap pily. They were both young dogs and they loved to play and frisk about. It was a snowy duy, and the snow was soft and light. Gyp und Pat were both white fox terriers; Put hud one black spot on his back, and Oyp hud u brown spot over one eye. But In the snow they looked almost as white us the snow did. “Let’s play snowballs," said Pat. "Do you meuu throw snowballs?” said Oyp. “That’s Just what I mean,” snid Put. So they began lifting the soft snow with their puws and throwing It at each other. Such fun us they had! They frolicked In the snow, and they put their heads right into the snow banks. Then they would take turns In play ing Dead Dog, and one would lie down while the other covered him up with a little snow. Then he would stay quite still until the dog who hud covered him up would bark, If your Back hurts or Bladder bothers you, drink lots of water. ,your kidneys hurt and your aca reels sore, don’t get scared and proceed to load your stomach with a *ot. °,f drugs that excite the kidneys and irritate the entire urinary tract. Keep your kidneys clean like you keep your bowels clean, by flushing them with a mild, harmless salts which re moves the body’s urinous waste and stimulates them to their normal activ- ity. The function of the kidneys is to filter the blood. In 24 hours they strain from it 500 grains of acid and waste, so we can readily understand the vital importance of keeping the kidneys active. Drink lots of water—you can’t drink too much; also get from any pharma cist about four ounces of Jad Salts; take a tablespoonful in a glass of water before breakfast each morning for a few days and your kidneys will act fine. This famous salts Is made from the acid of grapes and lemon Juice, combined with lithla, and has been used for generations to clean and stimulate clogged kidneys; also to neutralize the acids In urine so it no longer is a source of irritation, thus ending bladder weakness. Jad Salts is inexpensive; cannot In jure; makes a delightful effervescent lithia-water drink which everyone should take now and then to keep their kidneys clean and active. Try this, also keep up the water drinking, and no doubt you will wonder what became of your kidney trouble and backache. Trouble Left. Mistah Trouble come one day, Knockin’ at ma do’. On his back he had a sack, Des plumb full ob woe. “Wake up, wuke up you sleepy head, “We’re all through playing that you are dead.” Portland, Oregon With a hound they’d both start play ing and frisking In the snow again. Such n time ns they had. Soon two i T R A D E . Gas Tractor and A uto- They are in d em and. W e are (riving a com- little girls came walking by. both for th e price o f one tuition, time only. Large clama now grad u at- were both currying books nnd pencil , room for few more m en. C atalog boxes, for they had been to school. free. Henpkill's Trade SdwaU, 20* I Ha«**at “There’s Pat," said the little girl, Portland, O reg o n . named Helen. “And there’s my Oyp," said the sec B." M IN E R S & CO. ond little girl, whose name was Doro REPAIR and MACHINE SHOP thy. -ILI KPAIOIH AIO IfOOILOin. “IIow did they ever happen to he INO Qu SAN STI. nim io, 0 AE 0 0 I ' together I wonder?” asked Helen. For while Helen and Dorothy were PELTS, CASCARA'BARK, the very best of friends, and their 00L AND M OHAIR. dogs loved to play with each other, ou Haie. Write for p r i m aod shipping tigs still they lived quite fnr apart. They N O R T O N CO. Portland. Ore.; Seattle. Wn. didn’t usually go to ench other’s homes unless Dorothy and Helen were going P. G O R IN , Patent Attorney. to play together. and I Developer. P ate n ts secu red or F ee “Well,” snld Helen, “I say we’ll have a REK. Toy X -R ay Plate: sh o w s every I’m sure mother will he body rig h t th rough your cloth in g. tea party. A. 7U1B, 701C. C entral b ld g., S eattle willing. She said I could ask you very soon. That was this morning, [bookkeeping, shorthand, telegrap h y, hip. Kngliah branches, a t an accredited and this afternoon means very soon.” Kte. o r phono Main 690 for catalogue: "All right," said Dorothy, “I’d love g u aranteed positions. B eh n k e-W slk er -liege. 167 4th S treet, near Morrison. to come.” “And of course the Dogs will play together,” said Helen. ( L O S S Y H A IR G “As they’ve found each other now I F R E E F R O M D A N D R U F F don’t suppose they would enjoy nny- T Try Iti H a ir ge t* a ft, fluffy Qet a 25 cent bottle of Danderlne. . i beautiful— I care for heavy hair that glls- th beauty and la radiant with a an Incomparable aoftneaa and f and lustrous, try Danderlne. one application doubles the f your hair, besides 1 lmme- dissolves every particle of T. You can not have nice healthy hair If -ou have dan- rhls destructive scurf robs the Its lustre, its strength and Its 6, and If not overcome It pro- I feverishness and It hlng of |p; the hair roots famish, loos- ! die; then the hair falls out get a 26-cent bottle of I urely n's Danderlne from “ny drug d just try It. His BUI. in an auction room thought to go home, and as the auc- ratsed his hammer and said: ! Going! Will anybody bid e?" he shouted: 1 bid more.” t will you bid?” asked the man e hammer. the good Am bitious. [1 oom 1 bid fo r you night,” an- that walking young fellow over [ on the see wag, off amidst [said of the the manager of and the fac- ghter audience the [He's made up —Exchange. his mind that the auctioneer. ► >' he is going to get my job pm me.” that would so? I staould- tting the “is potato be all a [the you'd keep had him not around here, potato beaten us "Great Scott, man! I’d Birmingham (Ala.) News. be [lucky if every fellow in this lad the same Idea.”—Detroit less. After All. [ all. it’s no crime to be poor.” |e not, but no poor man can J> hire a lawyer to prove that *—Exchange. I Knows Better. Two Little Girls Came W alking By. *-*eS U . S P a S ? eep K id s K le e n The »»S p r a d a l, healthful. pLyrimr Bsrmmts rve» invrntrdfoc childrm I to ö f f w o lM e . Made is one piece with to «top circulatioa. {Made in Woe denim, and genuine Woe and white DH-korw atrip*». A b o fia t* * w ^ fh f, material h» daX bina, exfct !<* high neck ta d Ion« derrra 85c the suit » r y draW r— oU w r ir yon **aCo^Swi Francisco »"« ib w in at tw r.rxL u. No. 15, 1917. 10 C E N T “C A S C A R E T S ” IF B IL IO U S O R C 0 8 T IV E For Sick Headache, Sour 8tomach, Sluggish Live r and Bowels— They w ork while you sleep. Furred Tongue, Bad Taste, Indiges tion, Sallow Skin and Miserable Head aches come from a torpid liver and clogged bowels, which cause your stomach to become filled with undi gested food, which sours and ferments like garbage In a swill barrel. That’s the first step to untold misery—Indi gestion, foul gases, bad breath, yellow skin, mental fears, everyth’og that Is horrible and nauseating. A C&scaret tonight will give your constipated bowels a thorough cleansing and straighten you out by morning. They work while you sleep—a 10 -cent box from your druggist will keep you feel ing good for months. A Short Story. Ruth loves Merrill. Merrill loves Ruth. Merrill wants to wander. Ruth wonders why he would wan der. Says Ruth, “Let us at least wander together." But Merrill doesn't want to wander that way. Says he, “No.” He exits Ruth-lessly, hut Merrily! (The end.)—Jester. It Works! T ry It Telia how to loosen a sore, tender corn so It lifts out without pain. Each "Pape's Diapepsln” Digests 3000 grain* food, ending all stomach misery In five minute*. No humbug! Any corn, whether hard, soft or between the toes, will loosen right up and lift out, without a particle of pain or soreness. This drug is called freezone and Is a compound of ether discovered by a Cincinnati man. Ask at any drug store for a small bottle of freezone, which will cost hut a trifle, but is sufficient to rid one’s feet of every corn or callous. Put a few drops directly upon any tender, aching corn or callous. In stantly the soreness disappears and shortly the corn or callous will loosen and can be lifted off with the fingers. This drug freezone doesn’t eat out the corns or callouses but shrivels them without even Irritating the sur rounding skin. Just think! No pain at all; no sore Cutting Down Expenses. ness or smarting when applying it or “Grocery butter is so unsatisfactory, afterwards. If your druggist don’t dear,” said Mrs. Youngbride, “I decid have freezone have him order It for ed today that we would make our you. own.” “Oh, did you?” said her husband. Experience, “Yes; I bought a churn and ordered “Going to plant buttermilk to be left here regularly. garden this year?” any lettuce In your Won’t It be nice to have really fresh "No; nothing hut flowers." butter?”—Boston Transcript. “But you can't eat flowers.”. “That’s true, and we couldn’t eat The Proof of It. the lettuce I tried to raise last year, Customer—Are you sure the pic either.”—Detroit Free Press. tures will be a positive success? Photographer—The proof of it is A Peace Maker. here in a good negative.—Baltimore “I don’t believe in war,” remarked American. Broncho Bob. “Neither do I,” replied Three-Finger Sam. "And I also don’t No Matter. believe in hoss-stealin’; therefor bein’ Wife—The paper says that nitrates willin' to get out with a fire-arm an' are higher. discourage anybody wh > tries to intro Hub—What do we care? We never duce the custom.”—Washington Star. telegraph anyway.—Exchange. Time It! In fl minutes all stom ach distress will go. No Indigestion, heartburn, sourness or belching of gas. acid, or eructations of undigested food, no dizziness, bloating, foul breath or headache. Pape’s Diapepsln is noted for ltB speed in regulating upset stomachs. It Is the surest, quickest stomach rem edy in the whole world and besides it is harmless. Put an end to stomach trouble forever by getting a large fifty-cent case of Pape’s Diapepsln from any drug stofe. You realize In five minutes how needless it is to suf fer from indigestion, dyspepsia or any stomach disorder. It’s the quickest, surest and most harmless stomach doctor la the world. Substitution. Implicit Trust A poetic contributor recently sub She—Mr. Smith has great faith in mitted to a newspaper an effusion en his fellow men. titled, “The Lay of the Lark.” It was He—Yes; he even writes “Personal” returned with this note: on a postal card.—Gargoyle. “Rejected with thanks. Send a few specimens of the lay of the hen Just Especially. now. We will gladly accept them.”— “Is the running cost of automobiles Exchange. high?” “Yes, especially when they’re run A Business Girl. ning down people.”—Exchange. Cohen—So Sadie has broken der engagement? Did she gif you back Not Fair. der ring? Loton Horton, a New York milk dis Cohensteln—No, she said diamonts tributor, was talking to a reporter hat gone up, but she vould gff me vat about milk prices. I baid for it.—Boston Transcript. “But our adversaries’ questions are not fair,” Mr. Horton said. “Our ad Commercial Perplexities. versaries are like the cross-examining “Let's give that motion picture star lawyer. , “ ‘Is it true,’ this lawyer asked a an interest in the business,” said the witness, ’that you were the only sober film manager. "Let’s give her the whole business,” man at the banquet?’ “ ‘No, of course not,’ the witness replied the partner, “Under the agree ment that we are to have reasonable answered Indignantly. “ ‘Who was. then?” said the law compensation. Then she can owe her self her enormous salary.’’—Exchange. yer.”—Washington Star. Four Economical Preparations That * Are Thoroughly Good, Although They Can Be Made Cheap. Cornstarch Pudding.—To one cupful boiling milk add two level tnblesponn- fuls cornstarch, mix with one teaspoon ful salt and two tublespoonfuts cold milk. Boll a few minutes, stirring con stantly, then cook slowly ten minutes. Beat one egg and one teaspoonful sugar and add to the cornstarch. Cook one minute, add one teaspoonful fin- voring. Remove from fire and bent. Pour Into mold. Queen’s Pudding.—Pour one cupful scnlding milk over one-fourth cupful bread crumbs. Beat yolk of one egg with two even tablespoonfuls sugar, pluch of snlt nnd grated rind of one- fourth lemon. Stir nil together, put In buttered dish nnd bake 15 minutes. Spread over top layer of Jam or Jelly and cover with the stiffly beaten white, mixed with two tnblespoonfuls sugar nnd Juice of one-fourth lemon. Brown In oven. Bunann Pudding.—Beat yolk of one egg, two tablespoonfuls sugar and one- fourth teaspoonful salt. Add Juice of one-hulf tart orange nnd one cupful milk. Arrange sliced bananas und bread crumbs In baking dish and pour this eusturd over It. Bake In hot oven 20 minutes. Bent the white of egg stilt nnd ndd two tnblespoonfuls sugar nnd Juice of one-hulf orange. Spread on pudding nnd brown. Baked Cornstnreh Lemon Meringue. —Heat one cupful to boiling point, then stir In one level tnblespoonful but ter blended with same of cornstarch. Cook one minute, stirring constantly. Add the yolk of one egg, beaten with two tnblespoonfuls sugar, grated rind one-fourth lemon, Juice of one-half lemon nnd pinch of salt. Bake 20 min utes. Bent white of egg with three tnblespoonfuls sugar, spread on top and brown. Three medium-sized apples, six Inrge milk or soda crackers, cold wri ter, one teaspoonful butter, one pint milk, two eggs, one-lmlf cupful sugar, one teaspoonful lemon extract, nut meg. ('rumble the crackers Into n pudding dish; pour over those enough cold wa ter to soak them until soft. Pare the apples, cut them In halves, remove core nnd put them on the stove with a small quantity of water; stew ten minutes. I’our milk over soaked crack ers, add eggs beaten, and stir In the apples with the sugar. Add flavoring nnd grate nutmeg over the top of the pudding. Place butter on top just as the pudding Is ready to he put Into the oven. Bake In a slow oven until firm and brown. Serve hot. Ginger Fritters. Bring to the boiling point two cup fuls of water, one-half cupful Of sugar nnd one teaspoonful of butter, stli In two cupfuls of sifted flour and continue stirring until the mixture leaves the sides of the pan. Remove from tho Are, cool, add four unbeuten eggs, oue at a time, beat thoroughly and add one cupful of finely chopped preservist gin ger. Drpn from a spoon Into deep hot fat, fry to a golden brown, drain on soft paper and serve with ginger sirup slightly flavored with lemon Juice. Biscuit Tortonl in Boxes. One cupful died muenroons finely crushed, two cupfuls thin cream, half cupful Bugur, third cupful sherry, one pint heavy cream. Sunk macaroon In thin cream one hour, ndd sugar, wine nnd freeze to n mush; then ndd heavy cream beaten stiff. Mold, pack In salt and lee and let stand two hours. Turn Indy Angers, arrange on plate In form of box. Remove Ice cream from brick, cut a slice three-fourths Inch thick und place lu box. Prevent Oilcloth Slipping. Don’t tnck a new oilcloth or bother to puste It onto your table. Just turn the old oilcloth face down, shiny side next to the board, nnd place a tnck In ench corner. Trim edges so they will not hang below the new cloth. Place new cloth on and It sticks fine with out anything to hold it, and the extra thickness of the under one over the table edge prevents the new one wear ing out there so quick. Oyater Canape*. Cut small rounds of breud about one- fourth Inch thick nnd fry In deep fut. Drop small oysters In the fat, nnd let brown. Cover the toast first with catch up, then with the oysters (two or three should cover the tonst. Before carrying to the table, garnish with slices of stuffed olives, nnd serve with celery hearts, preferably as a first course on the menu.—McClure’s Maga zine. Granulated Eyelids, Eyes inflamed by expo sure to Ssa, Dost and WM WITH SAGE TEA Mixed with Sulphur Darkens so Naturally Nobody Can Tell. It » r w V ~ C S q u ic k ly r e lie v e d b y Marta* E y eB e m ed y . N o S r n a r tin g , w just Eye Comfort. • At Your Druggist’s 50c per Bottle, g ir in e Ey* Salve In Tube« 2 5c. For B«ók *1 the EyeEreeask Druggist, or Marta* Eye Remedy C*.. Chicago ___ The Elusive Nickel. boy knows how annoying It Is something Into a sidewalk or between the cracks of n sidewalk. And nearly all boys hove had such nn experience at some time or other. A simple remedy Is general ly at hand In the form of a stick und a piece of chewing gum or tar. Smeur , lie gum on the end of the stick and then lower It Into the hole or grating. When the guin adheres to the lost ar ticle nil thut Is left to do is to lift it out. I have had several occasions to use this idea nnd it has always worked f i n e — Am erica u Boy. REQUIRING ONLY ONE EGG Apple Cracker Pudding. SOUR, A C ID S T O M A C H S , G A S E S OR IN D IG E S T IO N thing better tliun u tea party, for I’ve a new set of dishes for Gyp nnd Pat,” added Helen. So the little Girls and the Dogs nil played together. The Dogs did their tricks und the little Girls laughed nnd clapped. Then the Dogs played with balls while the Uttle Girls played with their Dolls. When it came time for the ten-party, the little Girls sat by a small blue painted table, and the Dogs had cush ions to sit on. They had tea, which was mostly sugar and milk, but It was good and hot und it had a very pretty ten color. Then they had delicious bread and butter and Jam. And large bowls of tnllk for llie Dogs. Gyp and Pat also had a fine chop bone apiece. It was certainly n very jolly little ten party, and when Dorothy hud to leave she said, “It was all because our D o g s were playing together that we decided to have this little party, and it 1ms been such fun.” “Yes.” said Helen. “Our Dogs know when it’s time to have a party’, don’t they?” And the Dogs wagged their tails and barked ns though to say, “We know If when to have parties.” did you say Prof. Dippy’s ventlon was?” azle for bumble-bees.” Every ey don't sting from that end.” to drop found out when he attempted grating e them.” —Judge. OVERALLS Ah called in ma old friend. Smile, Soon that changed the case. Trouble seen him an’ des left— Nevah like de place. —New York Evening Wordl. W h y T h e y Laughed. The English teacher was In the habit of reading the day’s lesson, aloud before the pupils recited It. They were studying Macbeth. In this tragedy Shakespeare Introduces several storm scenes. The one preceding had been a mighty one, where Macbeth curses his luck and fate. Everyone was very much Impressed with his wrath. The teacher read on, not noticing the change of scene. "Thunder!” she exclaimed, and stop ped. The class laughed, but almost as soon as the young teacher realized her mistake In accent, It would be hard to say which laughed the hard est, the pupils or the teacher.—Indian apolis News. The old time mixture of Sage Tea and Sulphur for darkening gray, streaked and faded hair Is grand mothers recipe, and folks are again using It to keep their hair a good, even color, which Is quite sensible, as we are living In an age when a youth ful appearance is of the greatest ad- ' Nowadays, though, we don’t have the troublesome task of gathering the sage and the mussy mixing at home. All drug stores sell the ready-to-use product,* improved by the^ addition of other Ingredients, called W>eth s Sage and Sulphur Compound for about 50 cents a bottle. It Is very popular because nobody can •J*“ ®’ " It has been applied. sl™ply Diplomacy. your comb or a soft brush with K and Little Dick—Johnny Wheeler has a draw this through your hair, taking new bicycle. one small strand at a time; by mora F a th e r— Another? " h a t Is he go ine the gray hair disappears, but what ing to do with the old one? delights the ladles with ' Vyeth‘ 8a£!; Little I>lck—He's goln’ to sell It to and Sulphur Compound. Is that, m - me as soon as you give me the money, sides beautifully darkening the hair affpr a few applications, it also pro duces that soft lustre and *P9*«*®** What Worried Phylll*. of'abundance which is •o .ttr a c ti£ It was Phyllis' first visit to the conn-1 This ready-to-use preparation is a de try. “What are you thinking about ?[[ lightful toilet requisite for those wh,° isked her grandma. "I'se wondering, desire a more youthful appearance. It ■anrered Phyllis, “where the cow ?s not intended for the cure, mitigation or prevention of disease. keeps all the bottle*. ^ * fo t * j y , IK i ( i jDorit wait for time to heal your skiiv-Iet R e s in o l do it now THICK, SWOLLEN BU N D S that make a horte Wheeze, Roar, have Thick Wind or Choke-down, can be reduced with other Bunche* or Swelling«. Nobliater. no hair gone, and hor»e kept at work. Eco nomical— only a few drop« required at an ap plication. »2 per bottle delivered, lest 3 ■(!*(. ABSORBiNE, JR-. the antiseptic liniment for mankind, redurea Cytt*, Went, Painful, Swollen Veins and Ulcer«, f 1 and »2 a bottle at dealer« or delivered. Book “ Evidence” free. ■. r. mm. MJ, «1 r«**ic it, Dream Cakes. Melt one-half cupful of grated cheese nnd add to It one-eighth tea spoonful paprika, one-eighth tenspoon- ful snlt, a few grains of cayenne nnd, If not thin enough, ndd cream, to make a smooth paste. Cut fresh bread 'rt very small slices, spread a slice with the cheese mixture, press another sllee on quite firmly and snute in butter. When brown on one side turn over nnd brown the other. W. L. D O U G L A S “ THE 8HOE THAT HOLDS ITS SHAPE” $ 3 $ 3 .8 0 $ 4 $ 4 .5 0 $ 5 $ 6 $ 7 & $ 8 a M f 81XA1 n S ave M o n e y b y W e a r in g W . L D ouglas shoe«. F o r sale b y o v e r 9 0 0 0 sh oe dealers. T h e Best K n o w n S h o e « in the W o rld. L. Douglas name and the retail price is stamped on the bot W . tom of all shoes at the factory. The value is guaranteed and the wearer protect«! against high prices foe inferior shoes. The j retail prices are the same everywhere. They cost no more in San I Francisco than they do in New York. They are always worth the | pnee paid for them. 'T*he quality of W . L. Douglas product is guaranteed by more A than 40 years experience in making fine shoes. The smart styles are the leaders in the Fashion Centres of America. They are made in a weil-eauipped factory at Brockton, Mass., by the highest paid, skilled shoemakers, under the direction and supervision of experienced men, all working with an honest determination to make the best shoes for the price that money can buy. A s k y o u r s h o e d e a l e r f o r W . L D o u g l a s s h o e s . I f h e can* n o t s u p p ly y o u w i t h t h e k in d y o u w a n t , t a k e n o o t h e r m a k e . W r i t e f o r in te r e a tiu K b o o k le t e x p l a i n i n g h o w t o e t s h o e s o f t h e h i g h e s t » t a n d a r d o f q u a l it y f o r tla s p r ic e , y r e t u r n m a il , p o s t a g e f r e e . E LOOK f o r w . l iil0p ri« and the retail 1 •temped on the bottom. Boy«’ Shoe* $3.00 sTfiO i*SZM P P resid r e s i d en e n t t t “ / W. W . L. L . Domrlit* D o u g in » Shoe S h o e Co.. Co.,< 1 8 5 S p a r k S t., H r o c k to n , M a ss. G IV E “S Y R U P O F F IG S ’* T O C O N S T IP A T E D C H IL D Delicious “ Fru it L a x a tlv *” can’t harm tender little 8tomach, liver and bowel*. Look at the tongue, mother! If coated, ) r little one’s stomach, liver and bowels need cleansing at once. When peevish, cross, listless, doesn’t sleep, eat or act naturally, or la fever ish, stomach sour, breath bad; has sore throat, diarrhoea, full of cold, give a teaspoonful of “California Syrup of Figs,” and In a few hours all the foul, constipated waste, undi gested food and sour bile gently moves out of its little bowels without grip ing, and you have a well, playful child again. Ask your druggist for a 60- cent bottle of “California Syrup of Figs," which contains f til directions for babies, chlldr n of all ages and for grown-upa. Too Late. “Darling,” he cried, “the firm is go ing to give me a 15 per cent raise to help us to meet the general rise In prices.” "Oh,” she replied, “If we’ve got to use it for that, what’s the good of it? Why couldn’t we have had It for some of the things we haven’t been able to afford?”—Judge. Nor Good Collector*, Either. “This world owes every one a liv ing.” "True; but neither you nor I seem to be preferred creditors.”—Boston Transcript. A Tradition Threatened. “Do you think votes for women make much actual difference in elec tion results?” “They ought to. The way pickets face all kinds of climate should do away with the expectation that rainy weather will mean a small turnout on Pimp!c 3 , boils, carbuncles, dry up and election day.” —Washington it!*' -<~ disappear with Doctor Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery. In tablets orliquid. Imitation For Imitation. “Excuse me,” said the waiter, “but Dom estic Discord. this quarter you gave me for a tip la "Christmas comes but once a year.” pewter.” “You merely use that as an argu “Well, you brought me a cold stor ment to bankrupt me,” retorted her age egg and oledhiargarine.”—Wash huBband. “If It came 20 times a year ington Star. you’d pay no attention to It.”—Louis ville Courier-Journal. A Brutal Attack. An actor visited a beauty doctor to F O R P IM P L Y F A C E S see if he could have something done for his nose. The beauty doctor stud Cutlcura Is Best— Sam ples Free by ied the organ, and suggested a com M all to Anyone Anywhere. plicated straightening and remodeling process—cost, 20 guineas. An easy, speedy way to remove "I may go you,” said the actor, pimples and blackheads. Smear the thoughtfully. He stroked his -nose be affected surfaces with Cutlcura Oint fore the mirror, regarding It from all ment. Wash off in five minutes with sides. "Yes, I think I’ll go you. %But Cutlcura Soap and hot water, bathing look here, do you promise to give my some minutes. Repeat night and nose—er—ideal beauty?” morning. No better toilet prepara The surgeon gave a loud, brutal tions exist. laugh. Free sample each by mall with "As to Ideal beauty, I can’t say,” he Book. Address postcard, Cutlcura, replied, “but, by gosh! I couldn’t help Dept. L, Boston. Sold everywhere. Improving It a lot if I hit It with a —Adv. hammer.”—Baltimore American. Strict Thrift. “Did that taciturn old miser do any thing at the charity bazar?” "No; he spent nothing, not even his breath.”—Baltimore American. M isery in Back, Headache and Pain in Limbs. Tested. Dew Mr. HiUtm—For more than A She—Do you believe in phrenology? year I suffered with misery in the back, He—No. As au experiment I once dull headache, pain ¡fljLtiJ'mbs, was went and ' J my head read, and If m eY l)q ^arfri)..tlT aitd ‘ . found there was nothing «*». IL—Lite: so at night until 1 was about ready to oo lapse. Seeing an account of tho won ‘I hear that young Wright has Just derful qualities of wAtujric," prepared inherited $5,000,000.” by Doctor Pierce, of Bulfalo, N. Y., I ‘In that case I’d rather be Wright sent for a box, and before using the than be president.”—Boston Tran whole box I lelt and still feel improved. script. My sleep is refreshing, misery reduced, and life is not the drag it was before. I Toe Slow. most cheerfully recommeud this remedy , Mrs. Flatbush—Where Is that um to sufferers from like ailment*. * Yours truly, W. A. R oberts . brella you took to the club with you last night? Mr. Flatbush—I did take an um N ote : You’ve all undoubtedly heard brella with me, didn’t I? of the famous Dr. Fierce and his well- “Forgot It, of course, as usual.” known medicines. Well, this-prescrip “Well, 1 didn’t exactly forget It. tion that lias been successfully but a fellow who left before I did used is for one many years by the pnysiciana thought of It first.”—Yonkers States and specialists of Dr. Pierce’s Invalids’ man. Hot«* and Surgical Institute, of Rnffalo, N. Y , for kidney complaints, and dis A Never-Changing Feature. ease* arising lrom disorders of tho She—I wonder If women’s skirts will kidneys and madder, such a: backgcha^ be short this season? weak back, rheum.it: i, <'• ; j, con He—I am sure men's pockets will.— gestion of tho kidneys, liiflaiuiuatioTt Baltimore American. of tl« bladder, tcakling uria% and urinary troubles. W ide r Field. Up to this time, "Annrlc” luia not “I want to reach people In all walks been on sale to tho public, but by the of life.” persuasion of many patients ami the ‘That’s a narrow audience, old increased demand for tl is wonderful man. Better Include all makes of healing Tablet, Dr. Pienu lias finally carB.”—Louisville Courier-Journal. decided to put it into tho drug stores of this country within lm. diate reach of all sufferers. I know of one or two leading drug gists in town who have managed to procure a supply of " ADuric’’ lor their Clear, Peachy Skin anxious customers in and around this locality. If not obtainable send on* dime by mail to Dr. Pierce for trial Awaits Anyone Who package or 50 cent* for full treatment. inserì this letter in »E d ito r — Please insert Drinks Hot Water gome conspicuous placo in your paper. I Sa y s an inside bath, before break- * fast help* us look and feel clean, sweet, fresh. i ■ Bi'arkllng and vivacious—merry, bright, alert—a good, clear skin and a natural, rosy, healthy complexion are assured only by pure blood. If only every man and woman could be induced to adopt the morning Inside bath, what a gratifying change would take place. Instead of the thousands of sickly, anaemic-looking men, women and girls, with pasty or muddy com plexions; instead of the multitudes of "nerve wrecks,” "rundowns,”’ Jugged Chicken. Cut up chicken ns If for fricassee. “brain fags” and pessimists we gee a virile, optimistic throng To every pound of meat nllow two should rosy-cheeked people everywhere. heaping teaspoonfuls of flour, one scant of An Inside bath Is had by drinking tens|KMinful of snlt, ono-qunrtor of pep each morning, before breakfast, a per. Roll each piece of chicken in the glass of real hot water with a tea- mixture. Pnck closely in n large henn- spoonful of limestone phosphate In It pot, cover with iKilling water anti bake to wash from the stomach, liver, kid neys and ten yards of bowels the pre until tender, two or three hours. vious day's Indigestible waste, sour fermentations and poisons, thus Cornmeal Griddle Cake*. cleansing, sweetening and freshening Mix one cupful cornmeal, one-hulf the entire alimentary canal before cupful flour, one-quarter tenapoonfu! putting more food Into the stomach. Those subject to stek headache, bil salt, two teaspoonfuls molasses, one rounded teaspoonful hnklng powder nnd iousness, nasty breath, rheumatism, cold; and particularly those who have enough milk and water (mixed) to a pallid, sallow complexion and who make a thin batter. Fry on a hot grid are constipated very often, are urged dle and serve wllti maple sirup. to obtain a quarter pound of limestone phosphate at the drug store which D arning W ool Undsrwear. will cost but a trifle, but la sufficient Never darn fine woolen underwear to demonstrate the quick and remark with wool. It will shrink and pull out able c h a n « In both health and appear n hole larger than the original. A ance, awaiting those who practice in loosely twisted knitting silk I* ex ternal sanitation. We must remem that Inside cleanliness is more lm- cellent for the purpose. When washed ber porvant than outside, because the skin th* darn will have almost the mid * does not absorb imparities to con thickness as the knitted goods. tain nate the blood while the pores in the thirty feet of bowels do. WOMAN SICK TWO YEARS Could Do No Work. Now Strong a» a Man. Chicago III. - ‘‘For about two y __ ________ suffered from s female trouble so I was unable to walk or do anv of my own work. I read about Lydia E. Pinkham’» V e g e t a b l e Com pound in tho news papers and deter mined to try i t I t brought almost im mediate relief. My weakness has en tirely disappeared and I never had bet- _______ __ ter health. I weigh 165 pounds and am aa strong a# • man. I think money is well spent ""¡ch pur chases Lydia E. Pinkham'» Vegetable Compound. Mr». Joe. O B byan , 1755 Newport Ave., Chicago, 111. The success of Lydia , Ê. E. Pinkhara’e -----—- - Vegetable Compound, made from root* and herbs. Is unparalleled. I t maybe used with perfect confidence by women who suffer from displacement», ,n™®* mation, ulceration, ir r e g u la n ^ peri odic pains, backache, b e ar. ng down feel ing. flatulency, indige«tK>n. dizziness, and n. rvouz prostration. Lvdia E- Pink- h a m ’s V egetable Compound i* the atan- I
