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6 **«*# # *«*# *«# # *a for Dressed Veal -,L It, und ho w ill pay lirooood Pork. for i U » v e ' ' Thicken« lie for . V. íle dos. for rr e a h L e a». 0l charro commission. You r e t 0^ , , when you sh ip to Sm ith. Teacher— What Is ignorance Bobby? Bobby—Ignorance Is when you don't know anything and somebody finds It NB U S M IT H M E A T CO. —nun* t h e B e e f T r u s t" ‘JU T L A N D . O REGO N INESS COLLEGE AND MORRISON. PORTLAND, OREGON i AMSTRONG. LL P R IN C IP A L hiirh -stan d ard com mercial lbs Northwest. T eachers h av in g both mJ professional ex p erien ce q u a lify stu- l u c c e i s , by in d iv id u a l instructio n if ffl s short tim e an d a t sm all expense, for sstch as soon a s com petent. Open all Catalogue, busin esa form a and pen* Write today — th ere la m oney in it. 4nitUdlv siûÂL y OF n T F IC rj ^ ^ DAI M C U I «UNIVERSITY Of OREGON) Standard T h o ro u g h C o u rses Wins Sept. 12. 1 • F or catalogue ad- 4 How 1 1 have Into the waking He Did It. been 20 years trying house late at night my wife, and last me. Small Johnny—Mamma. I can’t tell a lie. I took a piece of pie from the pantry and gave It to a poor little boy who was nearly starved. Mamma— That's right, dear. And did the poor little fellow eat It? Small Johnny— I You bet I did. "See here, young man,” said the | stern parent, "why is It that you are [ alw iys behind in your studies?” "Be- cau. e,” explained the youngster, “if I warn t behind I could not pursue them.” FASHION HINTS lu c c e e d e d .” I beard she w as r the summer “ at ths aw ay Tents, Awnings, Sails Cots, Hammocks, Canvas and Covers 1 nr 1.000 a t factnrv ptioOO PACIFIC TIN I AND AWNING CO. 27 N. FirHt S t., l'urtlun<i, Or. KODAK S U P P L I E S otaloguea and lite ra tu re . Developing Ting. Mail order» giv en prompt attention T T Q an d Portland P h o t o S u p p l y C o . Street * ( PORTLAND. ORE. HILL MI LI TARY ACADEMY PORTLAND. OREGON Send your boy w here he w ill ivegood. strong tra in in g . Fall rm open« Septem ber 14th 1910. rit» for catalogue. il IP Established Silk mull is a material that goes grace fully through the laundry, never a bit the til t f c V-vO. 1900 worse for it, and here is a suggestion for the making of one. COLLECTORS adCollect Notes, M ortgages, and Real ■tracts. No Collection No Charge. • Bldg., Portland, Ore. r.0N AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE j (or success in the Industries. I practical and liberal educa- Slrong Faculty. Modern Equip- Offers courses in Agriculture, Domestic Science and Art. ■¡g, Commerce and Pharmacy. Term Opens Sept. 23 , 1910 . ¡«ted literature, giving full in- i sent free on application. j the Registrar, Corvallis, Ore. TOUR GROCER FOR K. & S. BRAND OF Disinfectant Spray Cold Water Liquid Starch Non-Boiling Washing Fiuid .0" K.AND S.CHE mi Ca l @. P h a r m a c is t s ^ ■t MAHufACTUXC A U DOLIO S P t C l A l T l t S , The skirt shows the soft fullness around the waist, that has the popular fancy just i*ow. SPLINTERS. Grate work—grinding horse-radlab. It Is a mistake to aim too high with a short-range gun. A level-headed man is not necessari ly a flat-headed man. If you don’t ask for too much you will find more cheerful givers. You can always find a number of biting remarks on a menu card. Bowers—She was safe in challenging that fellow to guess her age. Powers —Who Is he? Bowers—The weather man. Mrs. Bills—Did you have any trou ble in firing the servant girl that you had the scrap with? Mrs. Wills No, my husband used his pull to have the cop on the corner transferred to an other beat. 3 0yce—i never heard of a man like Jones; he goes home every night and tells bis wife about the bargains he has seen advertised for the next day. Joyce—Yes; he is trying to keep her from cleaning house. Phone Main 113 h» St Vancouver, Washington PTO PORTLAND FREE CUT RATES IK PAINLESS DENTISTRY ' J « P a in le ss E x tra c tio n ........ Free S ilv e r F i l li n g s ........................ J®0 Gold F illin g » ............................ "5c 22 K. Gold C ro w n s................ P o rcelain C r o w n s ................. M o lar Gold C ro w n s................ M B rid ee W o rk , 22 K. Gol J . . . »3 I n la y F ills , P u re G o ld ..........$2 V ery N ice R ubber P is t e .. .94 J Plate on E a r th ...................................... .THI8 WORK IS GUARANTEED. your m oney a w a y . A dollar saved JT-r*«*rned. O ur o rig in a l reliable Modern ■«thods and o u r p erfected officsequip- and yo u r m oney. _ . : •UrTISTS, 5th ft Morrison, Portland Morrison, opposite Postoffice and Meier A T-^ihed in Portland 10 years. Open evenings -Hidxjri until 12110. for people who work. -n Painless D e n t i s t s teeth - VVlTHpUT PIATEVI U ,w t o S a v e Q u a il I n w i n t e r . General Speaks, our efficient state game warden, is receiving hundreds of letters asking for advice as to how to save the quail from starvation in the old-fashioned winter. The quail Is about the most helpless bird we have in Ohio. Although it winters In this latitude, It hasn't the sllf ht«8t how to take care of itself when the deep snows come. When the ground • covered and the ready food «UPP'T •» shut oft, these beautiful and useful birds huddle together and wait In mis erable motionless flocks for death by freezing or starvation. The only way o av. them Is to scatter on the snow near their haunts liberal allowances of grain or other suitable food. A few of the bolder or tamer birds w>ll flni* U and go and tell the others. It is gratifying to learn from the volume of S i game warden s mail on this sub- ject that farmers in all parts of the state are keenly Interested in the con servation of the quail, whose value to the farmers as an insect destroyer can hardly be esttmated.-Columbus Jour nal. ---------------- T h e H e l p '" » ■Qf-Towrt P e o p le ¿--bvr onr force ’f *c entire Crown. Bridge and Plate werk ***»*«ry Positively p»inle*e ostrocU — pi»»»« or bridge» »re ordered. We rs- ■9* t»'<»itive teeth *nd root» without the ■Offtndenta. oo unrertaisifty. bnt fpcetai- th» moM »ctenttffe end earefnl work ...... .... $3.00 th w ith ou t P lates i l . W » J J a * " 4' "It makes no difference, mein friend, <n a • iweamu sweatshop, dot you work i. in * uousl T rif r for r vlplng s off s rild a o t sweat b S - P a c r t T I1M . C o n .e le .il« » • F e llo w .. n T e. .0 honest. Never find, any; thing without trying to return It to tte .......:::: :: U ilSSU S: ............ •••••;-• »7.50 '^E specially when he find, f . u l f - ilnlM s E itrm rttr» wti«n aO u* wrs’ GusrmrW. wit* »11 wqrk. k a . IttU IM r I mb Stmt. Sherman Ml ay & Co. BOER W AR HER O ENDS L IF E A F T E R B E IN G A T TA C K E D . ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS Capt. Brady Stung by Hla Peta, Driven Tem porarily Insana— Leaves Not# Saying “So Long” to Friend. SIXTH, AT MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, OR. We want you to try this Piano IN YOUR HOME FREE. We want you to try it at our expense because— At the end of thirty days the Piano /7 SELF will convince you of the following facts: It’s the best value on earth for the price (1275). It’s MUSIC ALL Y and MECHAMCALLY right! We know there is so much real value in this Wellington Piano—we’re selling for $275— on easy paym ents—that we’re willing to let it be IT’S OWN SALESMAN It will tell it's own slaty lu pou—in your homo—if you'll send us the coupon. Please sen., m e tall particulars con cern in g this unusual Piano after. London.—After being severely stung by bees, Capt. Hugo Frank Henry, who served bravely with the New Zealand contingent in the Boer war, has com mitted suicide near his home at Bath. Bee-keeping was Capt. Henry’s hob by, and he rented a garden for his beehives. As a result of stings in flicted, his head and face became much swollen, and his housekeeper found him dead In a summer house with part of his head blown away and a revolver She Was Thinking of Matrimony, by his side. W hile He Could Imagine Noth Despite the fact that the poisonous ing but Mosquitoes. action of a bee’s sting has been ex N ame..............c .................................... Adoress. tensively studied,” writes a medical It was not leap year, but she had correspondent, “our knowledge of the visions of becoming a summer bride true physiological effect is practically and she was not backward by any nlL Undoubtedly a strong Irritant poi means. son Is formed In the tissues at the “George,” she whispered, nestling point of the sting, and, like other poi closer on the moss-grown log, "this Is sons which have beneficial effect in Have your teeth out anti plate and bridge w ork dor \ For out-of-town patrons v e finish p la t* summer.” moderate doses, this poison might in anu bridge work in one tiay if necessary. "What of It?” asked George, some duce serious temporary brain derange PRICES; what mystified. IVar Cio-.«u.. . . $5.00 ment In excessive cases. ¿ /< ? 22k Fr tie Teeth $3.50 "Well, er—what does summer bring "Animals have been known to go . WiFKw.......$1* that begins with an M?” mad when attacked by bees or wasps. r Fusel FilKn-.s . $1.00 Now, she was thinking of matri It Is generally believed that this mad S tiv e r« »« 50c up mony, but George was not. He eat In ness is not entirely due to the pain tael R.Uer Plate, $5.00 Ee»' Red Rubber puzzled silence for a long while and caused by the skin punctures. It is Plat»...............$7.50 then his face brightened. not, therefore, Impossible that In this __ _ _ Pwn.e s Fitr.ctioo 50« "Oh, 1 know what summer brings case the combination of extreme pain, BEST METHODS Painless Extraction Free when plates or b r id « « that begins with an M.” terror and the Irritant poison result work is ordered. Consultation Free. You cannot Ah. at last! Her heart throbbed ing from the stings may have been WASHINfflllNlTENTH STS., PO RTLAND get better painless work anyw here, no m a tter how much you pay. with expectancy. enough to bring about acute suicidal All Work Fully Guaranteed fo r Fifteen Y ear* "I knew you would catch on, dear. mania.” PRACTICE ILLEGALLY! Now, what Is It summer brings that Capt. Henry left two notes. One begins with an MT provided for the leaving of his estate Itinerant Opticians Work Rural Dis "Why, mosquitoes! Ha. h a!” and the other ran; "This Mauser 342i Washington St., tricts Without State License. And the look she gave him would should make a fair shot So long.” have frozen radium. The Oregon State Board of Examin Portland, Oregon ers in Optomery will pay a reward of Take car at depot and tran sfer to W ashington S t. to anyone causing the arrest and HAS BEARD 45 YEARS OLD $25 Always Praises. conviction of any person or persons Tough Luck. testing eyes and selling glasses who do Oyer—That fellow Merrlam reminds Old Confederate Sym pathizer Pute Up not hold a certificate issued to them by Warden—You’ll get six months fa» me of a tombstone. a Fight When Surgeons T ry to the Board of Examiners. It is not this Job Myer—Because he Is dead set In his alone necessary for them to possess Shave Him. Prisoner—Just my blooming luck. ways, eh? theis certificate, but it must be regis Only had my hair on last night. Three Gyer—No; because he always has tered with and countersigned by the a good word for a man when he’s Lexington, Ky.—Refusing to part Clerk of the court, in each county pence chucked away, as you might with his long flowing whiskers, un where the holder practices. The public say.—Illustrated Bits. down. touched by shears since Lee surren in general is hereby warned not to pat dered at Appomattox, Robert Dedman, ronize anyone not holding such certifi eighty-six years old, stood off a corps cate, as in the strict letter of the law The Scapegoat. Limpy Bill—I had to spilt up twlc* of surgeons at a local hospital who they are accessory to the illegal prac as much wood as usual afore th’ old desired to remove the beard In order tice and will at least be called upon to to perform an operation upon Mr. Ded- go into court and testify as witnesses lady would gimme a hand-out. Get a against the persons violating the law. Blinky Bob—What’s th’ cause of It, man’s eye. 25-cent For further particulars address H. Limpy? Mr. Dedman, who Is a wealthy resi W. Barr, Sec., State Board of Exam- vial. Limpy—Th’ Increased cost of livin', dent of Lawrenceburg, Ky., was aminers of Optometry, Salem, Ore. If it I s’pose. brought to the local hospital for treat fails to cure ment Explaining to the surgeons his New Potato Hint. I will reasons for refusing to be shaved, he Don’t stain your fingers scraping A Man of Senae. refund said: new potatoes. Put In cold water for your Mrs. Naggs—My husband Is a man ‘“When the war broke out I was an a few minutes, then rub with a small money. of sense, anyway. ardent sympathizer with the southern piece of burlap or coarse cloth, which ¡Munyon. Mrs. Waggs—Oh, Is be? cause. I came In contact with a removes every particle of skin. Mrs. Naggs—Yes. Every time I bunch of Yankees, and, as young men let him have his own way he sees sometimes do, I talked too much, with afterward how he could have Im the result that they chased me ten M I I D I N C When Your Ei«* m proved upon It . • m U n lllC Need Care miles, and In addition to shaving me, ASTHMA AND HAY FEVER gave me a sound thrashing. E Y E R E M E D Y T.. win ut. it are quickly relieved by Wyatt’s Asthma “I swore right then that a razor Llauld Fern, 25c. 50c. Sal«. Tubes, 26c, Sl-00. Remedy. Guaranteed or money refund Domestic. ed. Ask your druggist or send six should never touch my face again un Hubby—We must be economical. cents postage for Free Sample to til the south had won her cause. Wife—Why? J. C. WYATT, Druggist. Hubby—If I should die I wouldn > "There doesn’t seem to be much VANCOUVER, WASHINGTON ebanoe of this coming true, so I reck N U R S E R Y C A T A L O G be able to leave you much. Wtfle—That’s right. Whereas, while on you will have to get along wthout New. Handsome, Instructive. Up-to-Date. you're alive you leave me moat of ths shaving me this time." describing The surgeons gave In and the op time. It is a sure stopper, promptly re eration was performed, leaving the FRUIT AND ORNAMENTAL TREES, lieves Bronchitis, Whooping Cough, venerable old man’s beard Intact. SHRUBS, VINES, Cough Croup, and especially those HE K N E W HER. harsh, hacking coughs, also most ROSES, BERRY PLANT!* ETC. useful for lung diseases. For sale- TROUSER GIRLS OUT OF JOBS by all dealers; 25c a bottle. F ree on requ est. W rite now, m entioning Dr. B. E. W right Dr. B. E. Wright Co. HT'RTON — A »»»jer and (Tiemint, Colorado. Hpeciaten price«: Hold. 1 Gold, Silver. ISc; Gold. 60c; Zino Mallinti envelope» and fu ll price list it Ion. Control and l Tmplre work so mice: Carbonate N ational Bank. r% A and b e l l 5 One day small Margie was standing at tbs window when It began to hall "Oh, look, mamma!" sha «claim ed! U s raining pills!" Papa—I hear you were a bad girl to-day, Flossie, and mamma had to spank you. Little Flossie—1 wasn't bad. but l got spanked Just ths same. I don t see what yon ever married a school teacher for. anyway. Stranger—Are there any fish In this stream, little boy? Little Boy— Yes sir. Stranger—Will they bits? Little Boy 1 duuno. None of 'em ever bit SUMMER GIRL HAD VISIONS. Dr. S . L . J o s e p h i , Dekum B ld g .. P o r tla n d . O re g o n IS VICTIM OF BEES S £ S Wit of the Youngsters * develand Deader. RHEUMATISM M unyon’s Rheumatism Cure USE DR. PLUMMERS COUGH STOP th is paper. Milking Machine Now T hat Dlaplaoea Weatern Fair Ones Who Wore Men’s Togs. J. B. PILKINGTON, Nurseryman Portland, Oregon Seattle, Wash.—One of the model dairies In this state, located near North Yakima, has received a ship ment of modern milking machines. As OPIUM—TOBACCO II»bits Positively Cured. a result of this move toward Increas Only nathom ed Keeley In» stitu te in Urt'm n. W rite ing the efficiencies of the pure milk j for illa»trato d circular. tests, more than 50 pretty white-1 KEELfY I nstitute . 71L 11 th N. trousered girls are thrown out of em P o r t l a n d , r e g o n ployment. The girls have been doing the milk ing at this model farm for several A Morning 8paL years, having displaced Japanese, who She (angrily)—I can stand this no were found to be unhygienic. Each girl wore a light-fitting pair of trou longer; you’re utterly unbearable, and sers and a short-sleeved Jacket to I’m going back to mother this very match, which garments were boiled day! He (coolly)—Very well, that ar Hlx—We are In love with the same and starched each day by the farm rangement will suit me exactly; I’ll laundress. girl. The milking girls have donned see you this evening. I met your Nix—How shall wo end the matter? skirts and are employed In packing mother yesterday and she Invited me Hlx—Suppose you propose to her. peaches and pears in the irrigated or to take supper with her tonight chards near. [ T coffeec i TEA SPICES ALCOHOL O A Sense of Superiority. "How many times have you been ar FROG IN A WOMAN’S STOMACH rested?" asked the court. “A good many," replied Plodding Pete, "but only for small offenses. 1 It la Removed Successfully by a Sur geon In Toledo and Sha never git pinched for violatin’ de Recovera. speed laws or failin' to blow a horn.” BAKINO POWDER > EXTRACTS dUSTRIGHT CLOSSETa DEVERS PORTLAND. OREL.' . ~’ Cured in Drink Three Cured ne N Me’ eal Habft N o H y p o d e r m ic In je ctio n s» You can tak e this treatm en t a t the In stitu te or your home, and your money w ill be returned if a perfect cure is not affected. In vestigate this, it w ill only take a few moment» to phone ua for inform ation. Personal and financial reference on application. For fu ll inform a tion. phone, w rite or call a t the N EAL IN S T I T U T E Phone, M a rs h a ll 2 4 0 0 3 5 4 H a ll St. P O R T L A N D , O R E .j A H a ir D ressin g NOW ’ 8 b etshte TIME of the yeer to han your teeth « o at a n | . P * * t e<!oi X b r id g a work done. For oat- of-towo patrona ws finish p l a t e a n d bridae work In one dar if necessary. Paioa«» Moltr Crowns $ 5 . 0 0 22k Bridfs To»th3.f Gold Fillings 1 .1 Enam»l Fillings 1 .1 Silver Fillings .5 0 Toledo, O.—After suffering for many j months with stomach trouble, which J If you wish a high-class hair "What Is the secret of happiness?” baffled her physicians, Mrs. Ouy Wear j er. of this city, Is recovering from dressing, w e are sure A y e r ’s asked the young person. H air Vigor, new Improved for "The secret of happiness,” replied her illness, which proved to have the sage of Sagevllle, "consists of be been caused by the presence of a frog j mula, will greatly please you. ing perfectly satisfied with what you In her stomach. It was removed by a . It keeps the h air soft and local doctor. haven’t got!” smooth, makes it look rich and 6ood Rubbor The Intruder was a brownish yel- Plates 5 .0 0 low In color, and was about two luxuriant, prevents splitting at Best Rubber _ _ _ Can They Dlaplay the G iven? Pittas 7 » 50 : Inches long. It was a lively specimen. the ends. And it keeps the At a class dinner fifteen graduate» | and straightway demonstrated 1U kln- scalp free from dandruff. fid. W. A Wttf, Painatsf in M iau i Eitr'tlwi . 5 0 M M.»l irmitNio M et.ruM » M T MITHOOd of a woman’s college exhibited en - ship with Its brothers and sisters of dnle»» Extraction Free when Die«*« or bridae wort» Does not change the color o f the hn'r. ordered. Conan I t»t ion Free, jfoe cannot g.-t bet tee f pal gagement rings, thu. proving that a ponds and pvddles by a serit» of live nlea» work *n »where no ** her? r .S 'h ; c : higher education Is no bar agatnit a ly leaps. It ia thought that Mrs. A ll w o rk f u lly y u a ra n te « « ! fo r fifte e n y e a n . • Show It to yema quick start toward the matrimonial | Weaver swallowed a frog egg while doctor Ask kim about it. goal. ________ __ drinking at a spring on the farm of INCONPOkATKD tk »n do a» h» »ay « her parent». Mr. and Mrs. Smalley. Painless Dentists In Freedom, and that It hatched and At the tame time the new Ayer’s Hair N**C toll ding. Third ft Washington, A Come-Back. PORTIAMO OtfOOW o m «« H ear»: • A. M. te S f M. • • ■ d a y » . • te 1 developed to nearly normal slae In her Vigor is a strong hair tonic, promoting “Hello, old man!” -Pardon me, sir; I don’t know you. itomach. Hundreds have seen the frog the growth of the hair, keeping all the P N U NO. 36—'1 0 which la now on exhibition In the tissues of the hair and scalp In a healthy You have the advantage of me/’ condition. The hair stops falling, dan r a erti r sers plan— I "Not at a ll I know yon. The die Weaver home In South Chestnut druff disappear*. A splendid drees! ng. I T I T H I lf w rttlw jf t o n art d ▼ I Y f m e n tio n t h i s p a p e r. advantage ie mlM I S ill ky «M 4.0. AW* Ok. »»wet. » ■ » ---- The Sagevllle Sage. .ijers Wise Dental Co»