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VERNONIA EAGLE. VERNONIA. OREGON 0 f INTEREST TO 11 iE HOUSEWIFE Use of Modesty A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend elo quence, but sets off every great talent which a man. can be pos sessed of. It heightens all the virtues which it accompanies; like the shades in paintings, it raises and rounds every figure, and makes the colors more beautiful, though not so glaring as they would be without it.—Addison. about “I’ll give him a piece of my mind," said she. “A chip, you mean, my dear,” ANTA MONICA, CALIF. said her hubby. Intriguing Construction. S Still Coughing? No matter how many medicines you have tried for your cough, chest cold, or bronchial irritation, you can get relief now with Creomulsion. Serious trouble may be brewing and you cannot afford to take a chance with any remedy less potent than Creomulsion, which goes right to the seat of the trouble and aids na ture to soothe and heal the inflamed mucous membranes and to loosen and expel the germ-laden phlegm. Even If other remedies have failed, don’t be discouraged, try Creomul sion. Your druggist Is authorized to refund your money if you are not thoroughly satisfied with the bene fits obtained from the very first bottle. Creomulsion is one word—not two, and It has no hyphen in it. Ask for it plainly, see that the name on the bottle is Creomulsion. and Sou’ll get the genuine product and ie relief you want. (Adv.) Hold Secrets The truly wise man should have no keeper of his secret but him self.—Guizot. —Downtown I saw some sort of ricge-wall going up. At first I thought it must be a part of the proposed plaza leading from our new termi nal. ’The best way for a man to get out of a difficulty is to square his shoulders resolutely and say ‘I will,’ ” remarks a writer. Not if he does it in church. When to Add Salt.—Salt will curdle new milk. In preparing porridge, gravies, etc., salt should not be added until the dish is pre pared. ♦ * • For Tight-Fitting Lid.—To re move a tight-fitting lid from a cof fee can, wrap a light wire around the can below the lid, insert a stick and twist it up tight. • « * Cooking Doughnuts.—Doughnuts will crack and brown before they are thoroughly cooked inside if they contain too much flour or if the fat in which they are fried is not hot enough. ... Filling for Tea Biscuits.—Sar dines mixed with salad dressing and a few drops of lemon juice make excellent filling for tiny tea biscuits. Our new terminal has been under “And," said the instructor to the construction almost as long as New class as he finished his lecture, “if York's unfinished the parachute doesn't open, that j Cathedral of St. is known as jumping to conclu j John. Inch by inch sions.” | it progresses, giving 1 creeping defiance to Enthusiasm those critics who ■ “Was my father very violent ' say that what Los when you asked if you could mar- WNU Service. j Angeles needs is not j ry me?” j any additional en- “Was he! He nearly wrung my I trances, but more ¡hand off!” | exits. On second glance Storm Brewing I decided the owner “When we’re married, darling, -witk a of the business prop- Irvin S. Cobb i all will be sunshine. The dark ! erty behind this clouds will roll by, the blue strange rampart probably made the —” I same mistake I did. I saw a pic I skies “Oh, don’t make a weather fore LANTERN ture in the paper and I said. “Pret- Light up your Cole . ty late to be printing a photograph cast of it, Harold!” man and go! The of Fifth avenue showing how it ap blackest night hasn’t a chance against this lan peared when the World's war heroes tern! It “knocks out” got through pranking last month.” I darkness with its flood ot powerful brilliance. Just looked again and saw it was only the light for every after-dark a scene in Shanghai after the Jap Job around farm, garage, shop. Fine foi night hunting, fishing and camping. anese finished bombing. The Coleman lights instantly. Pyrex globe So I figure this forehanded Los protects mantles. Wind, rain or snow can’t Angeleno is just getting ready for 6ut it out. Strongly built for years of service, -- asy to operate. Gasoline and kerosene mod j next year’s convention of the vets els to fit every need and purse. See them at I out here. When his wall is abso- -FOR I KNEW THAT , your dealer’s. | lutely impregnable against assault, FREE FOLDERS— Send postcard today. he’ll no doubt paint a big sign on THE COLEMAN LAMP AND STOVE CO. it reading: Dept. WU188, Wichita, Kan«.; Chicago, III.. "Welcome, American Legion.” Philadelphia, Pa.; Los Angeles, Calif. (7188) ... WAS DISTRESSING TO Movie Preferences. i DON’T like movies about hospi ME AND OFFENSIVE • tals where an impossible young surgeon performs impossible opera TO OTHERS tions, in four strokes under par, us ing his irons all the way 'round; • Only the best training just Çroduce8 the champion, ! and then, while replacing the divots, hat’s why Behnke- I makes love to an impossible al Walker graduates hold ALKALIZE I though beauteous nurse. But between high positions in business. operations he washes his hands. • Dadgum him, he’s always washing Write for details his hands! Who does he think he / is, Pontius Pilate? 1 don’t like movies about news WAY paper offices where the hero is a BUSINESS COLLEGE y drunken reporter who behaves in a 1022 S. W. Salmon St, Portland, Ore. manner peculiar to newspaper re porters (in the movies); which is i so darned peculiar that, in a real I newspaper office, somebody’d beal The quick way to alkalize is this: i out his brains with a wet towel. Take two teaspoons of Phillips’ I like movies showing Myrna Loy, Milk of Magnesia 30 minutes after when not playing nurse; and Spenc eating and drinking. Or, when er Tracy, when not playing re among others — take two Phillips’ SPRUNG AGAIN! porter. Tablets that come in a small flat LOOK BUCK, • • • tin you carry in purse or vest HERE'S ANOTHER pocket. — You do it unnoticed. Gossip About Cobb. TRAP THF 'RAT Relief is almost immediate. UST a little effort to trace down GOT OUT OF. “Gas,” nausea, acid breath and >. gossip now going around: other offensive symptoms leave.— (I) The claim that I am going to That “stuffed” feeling and pains play Scarlett in "Gone With the from “acid indigestion” cease to Wind" is absolutely unfounded. Lat annoy. You feel great. This is the way, we believe, est word is that the coveted role more doctors use than any other will go to Fannie Brice, although when alkalizing upset stomach. I the Ritz brothers are being men- i tioned. If they should be chosen, , Scarlett will be played as a three- 1 handed quartette. (II) Dame Rumor hath it that the i Atlantic sperm whale will be re named the Justice Black sperm . whale. Not yet confirmed, but sounds sort of plausible. The At lantic sperm whale has a hide al most two feet thick. (Ill) The statement that Charley WNU—13_________________ 44—37 McCarthy may join the reorganized brain trust at Washington remains unsettled. Probably without foun dation. For while Charley is trained It doesn’t matter what you’re thinking of buy to sit upon his master's knee, he ing —a bar-pin or a baby grand, a new suit cannot be depended on to keep si for Junior or a set of dining-room f urniture-7- the best place to start your shopping tour is lent and has too many brains to be in an easy-chair, with an open newspaper. trusted. The turn ofa page will carry you as swiftly as the magic carpet of the Arabian Nights, (IV) Stories to the effect that Rep one end of the shopping district to the resentative Ham Fish will be Re from other. You can rely on modern advertising publican nominee for President in as a guide to good values, you can compare prices and styles .fabrics and f inishes, just as 1940 may be regarded as absolutely though k*1*1 animai trap C ompany you were standing in a store. "'OF AMERICA (ITITL PA. authentic so far as Representative Make a habit of reading the advertisements in this paper every week. They can save you Ham Fish is concerned. time, energy and money. IRVIN 8. COBB. ©— WNU Service. ACID-INDIGESTION TRAINING Copr. 1937. Stanco Ine. GET RID OF PIMPLES New Remedy Uses Magnesia to Clear Skin. Firms and Smooths Complexion —Makes Skin Look Years Younger. Get rid of ugly, pimply skin with this extraordinary new remedy. 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This speed of disintegration enables genuine BAYER Aspirin tablets to start “taking hold“ of headache and simi lar pain a few minutes after taking. All people who suffer occasionally from headaches ought to know this way to quick relief. At the first sign of such pain, take two Bayer Aspirin tablets with a half glass of water. Some times if the pain is more severe, another dose is necessary later, according to directions. If headaches keep coming back we advise you to see your own physician. He will look for the cause in order to correct it. The price now is only 15/ for twelve tablets or two full dozen for 25 cents — virtually, only a cent apiece. IEC U TABLETS Virtually 1 cent a tablet All Serve It A brave soul is a thing which all things serve.—Alexander Smith. J MAGIC CARPET VICTOR .^g^TRAPS From a MEDICAL JOURNAL THIS: ABOUT COLDS! & “The researches (of these doctors) led them to believe that colds result from an acid condition of the body. 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